ideas for a tf2-based cafe that will most likely only exist in concept, more specifically ideas for foods: -Coffee (Medic and Sniper are both seen drinking it, maybe there could be separate brews for each or something?” -The Engie Nest (scrambled eggs/omelets shaped like Engie buildings wrapped in bacon to reference “making bacon”. Eggs=Birds and Birds=Nest. Could also come with a piece of toast or French Toast that vaguely looks like the stock Sapper) -Sandvich (duh) -Mad Milk Milkshake (or just Mad Milkshake, it’s just a milkshake that’s it) -Spycrab Cakes (crab cakes that are decorated to look like spycrabs or something idk. description on menu could be something like “not made with real spycrabs”) -Yeti Punch (fruit punch but more Saxton Hale-y) -Cherry Scrumpy (cherry soda, root beer, or ginger ale. No alcohol for the youngins, but there is one with alcohol that I’ll talk about later. Why cherries? Cherry bombs.) -Scottish Scrumpy (alcoholic beverage) -Wine and Cigarettes (no alcohol or drugs, it’s a desert with biscuit ‘cigarettes’ that you dip in grape ‘wine’, either being pudding or jam or something idk. Maybe pudding with a cake on the bottom or something??) -TRUE AMERICAN STEW (in all caps, a stew with croutons or something in it, referencing the teleported bread and that one Sniper line where he says something about using Soldier’s hat to eat his brains. Rest assured there are no brains in this, just BREAD AND AMERICA!!) -Scrumpy-Fried Sea Monster (another Demoman item, I know. It’s just fish fried with Scrumpy, the alcoholic drink I mentioned earlier. Comes with a little Scottish flag on a toothpick and a baked potato shaped like a sticky bomb or something) -Bucket O’ Chicken (bucket of chicken. At the bottom of the outside of the container there’s a little note or something written by Scout. That’s the only novelty to it otherwise it’s just a bucket of chicken) -Pyro’s Crème Brûlée (it’s just a crème brûlée with a side of Ballonicorn Fluff, a small container of cotton candy. I didn’t know what to give for Pyro.) -Über-fest (Oktoberfest with some strawberries and radishes in it I guess?? Red things that are vaguely shaped like cartoon hearts??? I also had no idea with this one, as no one would probably wanna eat something Medic-themed.. I’ve never had beer before so I don’t even know if this would TASTE GOOD) -Pumpkin-Bandit Soup?? (Idk I ran out of ideas but I wanted to try and add something either referencing Scream Fortress or the comics. This did both. For those who don’t know, Medic somehow turned a bandit into a pumpkin, who presumably joined the Russian Mafia, who were there to kill Merasmus or something idk.. the comics were WILD) -Jar O Tea (just Green Tea and Lemon or something idk. Would most likely be taken off the menu almost instantly) I wanted to do something for Pauling or the Administrator but I could only think of a lasagna decorated like the Intelligence in reference to the papers in it being layered or something????? Idk.
The Dalokohs Bar and Second Banana could make for great snack options, while some cooked steak to represent the Buffalo Steak Sandvich would also be a good dinner option.
@@TheTimmynatoRex I’m ashamed I didn’t think of this.. also could add Bonk! And Crit-A-Cola! To the menu because again, it’ll only exist in concept so no need for health concerns (but also then again part of me wants to make it as realistic as possible)
the combined backpack could be balanced by having the whole backpack not affect you at all when your backstabbed since the razor back does disappear before recharging but other than that it still would be overpowered
my one gripe with this video is that you stumble over your words sometimes, i’d recommend reading the script a little slower, but otherwise i love this
Maybe if you run out of combined class videos to make, you could remake them but instead of combining the percentages additively, you combine them multiplicatively (if you, for the sake of argument, have two weapons that reduce weapon damage by 50% but increase weapon attack speed by 100%, you’d normally reduce damage to nothing and increase attack speed to triple, but with this proportional system, the weapon will instead deal 1/4 damage and 4x attack speed, which would maybe reflect proper game balance better (though any weapon that deals no damage suddenly contaminates the whole weapon list, like with the rocket jumper)
surely the combined backpack should have the downside of breaking after being backstabbed. it would still be OP but at least you'd have the razorback downside of it being an empty slot after a backstab.
Id say the huntsman could work in this since it already works like the classic in how it charges without zoom. Even faster charge and more damage but bullets are replaced with arrows with travel time. (Imagen the lucksman headshot hitbox combined with machina penetration. A Scary sight to be sure!) Basically a stronger version of the Half Life 2 crossbow.
Honestly; combining all those snipers together would be an interesting side grade and not over powered and this is coming from someone who hates Sniper.
The huntsman should've been added and made the sniper rifle charge faster and have faster move speed while charging, but shoot arrow projectiles instead of hitscan bullets. Also shouldn't bazaar bargain's charge penalty be nullified by sydney sleeper?
great video, just a little bit of advice, you don't need the really loud whooshing sound when you show the music card because its kind of intrusive and distracting. anyways, cool video.
Or it would be an smg that Sniper throws, and only inflicts jarate if destroyed by running out of ammo (which is impossible, since it gets thrown instead of fired)
Before I saw these videos of yours, I had a similar idea, kinda (?); what if all unlockables just poof gone, and only the *possitive* stats were combined (this would kinda be because we want to avoid 1 damage rocket lancher). Would the game change a lot? Which classes would change the most? New meta strategies?
or you could do like what cosmic afro did and have a weapon with all the combined thats modded into the game.. he did actually make a server with the combined stats and he had to have the weapons modded in via tf2 menu commands so you could also do that.
@@llennoxtf2 oh I didnt hear that. you just said "tf2 weapons are weird and I have to use 3 different weapons to showcase everything" so I figured id tell you what cosmic did cuz I'm pretty sure his videos are taken down so I figured you didnt see em...
@@llennoxtf2 YIPEE, also for the medic, the Uber can be activated at 50% due to the Vax charges affecting the average... So if you use the combosaw and get 4 successful hits that's 1 full Uber that stays even after death
Apparently he already did before I started doing this series, but I didn’t know and started making videos on it but I plan on doing the spy video which he never did (:
A surprisingly decent rifle. I think most of its usage will come from the overabundance of effects that come with headshots. Talk about a fireworks display.
it's not 17 yet my friend! For I was cursed to be the age of some bot-infested 80s spy movie-inspired FPS from the early 2000s where you play as nine different classes ranging from a speedy, low-health Boston boy to a slow yet tanky Russian with a giant minigun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds
@@chilldogs1881 Hey by all means if you want to program the SMG to do that then by all means go for it, I just could not figure it out for the life of me (:
I hate the Razorback with every single fiber of my soul. The Razorback makes the very fabric of my being burn with pure hatred. The concept is a terrible piece of rubbery garbage that fills me with such a spite that no other concept and/or weapon has even come close to replicating. It's so incredibly useless outside of the most specific situations that you rarely come upon, and is used as nothing but a crutch for the Sniper players that wouldn't even be able to notice an Ubercharged, fully revved up Heavy right next to them, about to turn them into not-so-family-friendly swiss cheese. It teaches Sniper players bad habits, and PUNISHES Spy for doing what he's supposed to do, and it doesn't even require any form of human input other than equipping it. The fact that the thought even came across VALVe's collective consciousness is absolutely revolting. Imagine giving Heavy a weapon that completely nullifies 300 points of headshot damage, and damages the Sniper for 25% of the damage dealt to the heavy through headshot damage. That's the equivalent of the Razorback. It's the same story with the Darwin's Danger Shield. The Razorback (and DDS) needs to be banished to the deepest pit of the fiery underworld to never be heard of or looked upon again, and you will never change my perspective on this stupid "weapon."
This video helped me get through violent explosive diarrhoea, thank you, Llennox
😮😮😮
Anytime (:
The Bad Weapon Academy reference on the thumbnail, this oughta be good!
Bad combined weapon academy when
I definitely agree!!
ideas for a tf2-based cafe that will most likely only exist in concept, more specifically ideas for foods:
-Coffee (Medic and Sniper are both seen drinking it, maybe there could be separate brews for each or something?”
-The Engie Nest (scrambled eggs/omelets shaped like Engie buildings wrapped in bacon to reference “making bacon”. Eggs=Birds and Birds=Nest. Could also come with a piece of toast or French Toast that vaguely looks like the stock Sapper)
-Sandvich (duh)
-Mad Milk Milkshake (or just Mad Milkshake, it’s just a milkshake that’s it) -Spycrab Cakes (crab cakes that are decorated to look like spycrabs or something idk. description on menu could be something like “not made with real spycrabs”)
-Yeti Punch (fruit punch but more Saxton Hale-y)
-Cherry Scrumpy (cherry soda, root beer, or ginger ale. No alcohol for the youngins, but there is one with alcohol that I’ll talk about later. Why cherries? Cherry bombs.)
-Scottish Scrumpy (alcoholic beverage)
-Wine and Cigarettes (no alcohol or drugs, it’s a desert with biscuit ‘cigarettes’ that you dip in grape ‘wine’, either being pudding or jam or something idk. Maybe pudding with a cake on the bottom or something??) -TRUE AMERICAN STEW (in all caps, a stew with croutons or something in it, referencing the teleported bread and that one Sniper line where he says something about using Soldier’s hat to eat his brains. Rest assured there are no brains in this, just BREAD AND AMERICA!!)
-Scrumpy-Fried Sea Monster (another Demoman item, I know. It’s just fish fried with Scrumpy, the alcoholic drink I mentioned earlier. Comes with a little Scottish flag on a toothpick and a baked potato shaped like a sticky bomb or something)
-Bucket O’ Chicken (bucket of chicken. At the bottom of the outside of the container there’s a little note or something written by Scout. That’s the only novelty to it otherwise it’s just a bucket of chicken)
-Pyro’s Crème Brûlée (it’s just a crème brûlée with a side of Ballonicorn Fluff, a small container of cotton candy. I didn’t know what to give for Pyro.)
-Über-fest (Oktoberfest with some strawberries and radishes in it I guess?? Red things that are vaguely shaped like cartoon hearts??? I also had no idea with this one, as no one would probably wanna eat something Medic-themed.. I’ve never had beer before so I don’t even know if this would TASTE GOOD)
-Pumpkin-Bandit Soup?? (Idk I ran out of ideas but I wanted to try and add something either referencing Scream Fortress or the comics. This did both. For those who don’t know, Medic somehow turned a bandit into a pumpkin, who presumably joined the Russian Mafia, who were there to kill Merasmus or something idk.. the comics were WILD)
-Jar O Tea (just Green Tea and Lemon or something idk. Would most likely be taken off the menu almost instantly)
I wanted to do something for Pauling or the Administrator but I could only think of a lasagna decorated like the Intelligence in reference to the papers in it being layered or something????? Idk.
Maybe you could have a food that looks like a bar, covered in edible gold to make Australium.
@@thrusttheconehead5369 I did think of that but I didn’t know what flavor it would be nor how to explain it.
The Dalokohs Bar and Second Banana could make for great snack options, while some cooked steak to represent the Buffalo Steak Sandvich would also be a good dinner option.
@@TheTimmynatoRex I’m ashamed I didn’t think of this.. also could add Bonk! And Crit-A-Cola! To the menu because again, it’ll only exist in concept so no need for health concerns (but also then again part of me wants to make it as realistic as possible)
Hmmm… interesting interesting
I stumbled upon and binged the entirety of this series last night, so imagine my surprise seeing the newest addition a day later
Same
Same!!
"hey that's MY thumbnail style!" Fish on a stick, probably
what a voice, my seat is soaked.
WHAT
@@LonqudorWHAT
WHAT
What?
Glad to see Lon’Qudor in one of your videos!
Mandela effect, I was never in the video
6:20 this looks exactly like a Borderlands gun
This channel feels like if cosmic afro got his soul transfered into a younger tf2ber
Trueee
>feat. Lon'Qudor
*lock in*
0:22 this is literally the average sniper main
can charge witchout scope
cant fire noscope
Charge while unscoped, full charge quickscope
i can see the backpack effects go away if a spy stabs it
little add on for balance
I feel like the backpack is just a big "fuck you"
the combined backpack could be balanced by having the whole backpack not affect you at all when your backstabbed since the razor back does disappear before recharging but other than that it still would be overpowered
I need that shortstop review
this guy's music choice is always fucken great
Agreed! Love me some Hollow Knight
Oh God you making a server thats gonna have the demoknight weapons in it???
I hope so!!
The thumbnail image looks like your average sniper rifle in the Borderlands franchise
my one gripe with this video is that you stumble over your words sometimes, i’d recommend reading the script a little slower, but otherwise i love this
Amazing Series to Discover
This is The Exact kinda game breaking Theorizing I Like
Game Theory walked so Llennox could run
8:28
"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it"
the thumbnail still has better gun design than starfield guns
The music caught my attention cuz it reminds of all the punch out videos I've seen
Dude same!! I watched so many summoning salt punch out videos XD
For such a small yter you have a good ass mic
Maybe if you run out of combined class videos to make, you could remake them but instead of combining the percentages additively, you combine them multiplicatively (if you, for the sake of argument, have two weapons that reduce weapon damage by 50% but increase weapon attack speed by 100%, you’d normally reduce damage to nothing and increase attack speed to triple, but with this proportional system, the weapon will instead deal 1/4 damage and 4x attack speed, which would maybe reflect proper game balance better (though any weapon that deals no damage suddenly contaminates the whole weapon list, like with the rocket jumper)
Honestly, merging the Sleeper and Classic sounds like it would be amazing and very cool for both weapons.
It’s actually been tons of fun being able to use the jarate effect of the Sydney sleeper while using other sniper rifles
The maokcinclassstarAWbargen
my favorite rifle
This dude i swear his vids are always great
we don't talk about the chat in the clips in the first minute
2:20 bro just backstabbed the spy as sniper
Well well well how the tables have turned
He sure got back at him!
Next one is gonna be spy im exited for it
When you headshot someone, have them gib 2 heads, for the memes.
"Sydney sleeper but better"
This isn’t Bad Weapon Academy
surely the combined backpack should have the downside of breaking after being backstabbed. it would still be OP but at least you'd have the razorback downside of it being an empty slot after a backstab.
Id say the huntsman could work in this since it already works like the classic in how it charges without zoom.
Even faster charge and more damage but bullets are replaced with arrows with travel time.
(Imagen the lucksman headshot hitbox combined with machina penetration. A Scary sight to be sure!) Basically a stronger version of the Half Life 2 crossbow.
The piss and blood clouds combined are scary
me fr
Lore of [TF2] Combining All the Sniper's Weapon Stats (feat. Lon'Qudor) momentum 100
8:30 Make it so ALL the benefits stop while backstab is recharging...?
so the kukri becomes a respectable bushwacka? nice
0:29 Chat wilin
DID I HEAR SHORTSTOP REVIEW? I mean I was already subbed but I guess I’ll sub harder.
SHORTSTOP REVIEW LETS GOOO
@@zachusaguyLETS GOOOOO
The combined weapons server is happening I knew it
Imagine a Sniper Rifle that deals +100% damage on Bodyshot, -33% damage on Headshot.
Or, maybe +50/-50 if you'd prefer.
Just. Imagine.
crutch
Hi, I've been wanting to mod/edit weapons in TF2 for a long while. Do you know where I would be able to learn such things? Thanks.
On the smg you could have done a 5% chance to inflict piss and it will only add it for 1 second
I never knew that pyros tank is in his hitmodel
Honestly; combining all those snipers together would be an interesting side grade and not over powered and this is coming from someone who hates Sniper.
we can get even more nuttier by adding mvm stats
The huntsman should've been added and made the sniper rifle charge faster and have faster move speed while charging, but shoot arrow projectiles instead of hitscan bullets. Also shouldn't bazaar bargain's charge penalty be nullified by sydney sleeper?
great video, just a little bit of advice, you don't need the really loud whooshing sound when you show the music card because its kind of intrusive and distracting. anyways, cool video.
Is it that intrusive and distracting in the video?
@@llennoxtf2 at least i thought so
Thanks for letting me know!
Ah yes the Arsenal for the hardcore sniper
dude a sniper is already hard to balance
Dont forget your promise at 20 000 😈
Mann I can’t wait for the spy vid! (The knife would give you 2 max health, and the watch would be STUPID BROKEN)
The hitmans classic machina original bargain sleeper
Damn. crazy good video. Ur gonna blow up my guy
Agreed
8:15 shouldn’t it lose all the other buffs on being stabbed until it comes back?
finally, the hyper rifle...
The bazaar bargan would be useless because of the Sydney sleeper
jarate + smg would be a smg that inflicts a jarate explosion upn hit
YOOO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!
Or it would be an smg that Sniper throws, and only inflicts jarate if destroyed by running out of ammo (which is impossible, since it gets thrown instead of fired)
You should do a combining multi class weapons
Another banger I see?
Yippee the server is soon
Before I saw these videos of yours, I had a similar idea, kinda (?); what if all unlockables just poof gone, and only the *possitive* stats were combined (this would kinda be because we want to avoid 1 damage rocket lancher). Would the game change a lot? Which classes would change the most? New meta strategies?
OH HELL YEAH A COMBINED SERVER
I'm just gonna ignore the convo at 0:26
I didn't finish yet but I swear to god if there's some stupid combination like -99.9% damage
im waiting for the short stop video (subscribed)
We need the same concept for Spy's weapons
I think he plans on making it soon, he just announced it in his Discord server I believe
or you could do like what cosmic afro did and have a weapon with all the combined thats modded into the game.. he did actually make a server with the combined stats and he had to have the weapons modded in via tf2 menu commands so you could also do that.
I do plan on doing that? I specifically said in the video that’s what I’m going to do (:
@@llennoxtf2 oh I didnt hear that. you just said "tf2 weapons are weird and I have to use 3 different weapons to showcase everything" so I figured id tell you what cosmic did cuz I'm pretty sure his videos are taken down so I figured you didnt see em...
Good watch, love your shit dude
Now this is epic
What if we combined the huntsman and the fortified compound???
Would probably be cracked
In all honesty almost instant 270 damage is really good
Make a video for the server please 🥺, I would love to see God Medic and Battlelover Engineer grouping up
The server is being worked on now and will be out when I release the spy video (: (hopefully on Friday if I can get it done by then)
@@llennoxtf2 YIPEE, also for the medic, the Uber can be activated at 50% due to the Vax charges affecting the average... So if you use the combosaw and get 4 successful hits that's 1 full Uber that stays even after death
Bros stick on a fish on a fish
Fish fish on a fish
YO LETS GO ITS LON, LON CAMIO (hes growing up so fast, it was like just november when he had 500 🥲)
The kukri damage is too low when at low health. The weapon should do only around 25% less damage than stock.
i think i might've helped you and Lon meet
now you gotta remake the entire ass series
To fix stuff up or for better editing?
This isn't FishStickOnAStick,,
Idea don’t include the jumper weapons in the server
Didn't Cosmic Afro already do this?
Apparently he already did before I started doing this series, but I didn’t know and started making videos on it but I plan on doing the spy video which he never did (:
So cool.
new video yippee
love this series
smgs and backpacks should be combined together as a 1 weapon
No noooo
@@llennoxtf2 bruh. im watching your other combining weapons videos rn. Do it pls
PISS EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!
Just so you know, Aussie is pronounced more like 'ozzy'
What Is the name of his server
Lennoxs?
A surprisingly decent rifle. I think most of its usage will come from the overabundance of effects that come with headshots. Talk about a fireworks display.
noice fucking vid
it's not 17 yet my friend! For I was cursed to be the age of some bot-infested 80s spy movie-inspired FPS from the early 2000s where you play as nine different classes ranging from a speedy, low-health Boston boy to a slow yet tanky Russian with a giant minigun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds
how tf is 2007 early 2000s
@@CorruptdKetchup same reason on how 1914 is the early 1900s
What ru gonna call this???
the flmsdfr
The Shooterstein
Cozy camper has a jarate in its model, not combining jarate with it is a fail
How on earth are they meant to combine the stats of those two weapons?
CAN YOU TELL ME THE LINK TO YOUR SERVER?
IT IS NOT UP YET
I hath becomith a subscriber… ith
Eh it works
1:19 Instead do something smart, like bullets apply jarate
What do you mean by smart?
@@llennoxtf2 Smart as in actually thinking a tiny bit
@@chilldogs1881 okay so you're saying I wasn't being smart then?
@@llennoxtf2 more kinda lazy but alr whatever you want
@@chilldogs1881 Hey by all means if you want to program the SMG to do that then by all means go for it, I just could not figure it out for the life of me (:
I hate the Razorback with every single fiber of my soul. The Razorback makes the very fabric of my being burn with pure hatred. The concept is a terrible piece of rubbery garbage that fills me with such a spite that no other concept and/or weapon has even come close to replicating. It's so incredibly useless outside of the most specific situations that you rarely come upon, and is used as nothing but a crutch for the Sniper players that wouldn't even be able to notice an Ubercharged, fully revved up Heavy right next to them, about to turn them into not-so-family-friendly swiss cheese. It teaches Sniper players bad habits, and PUNISHES Spy for doing what he's supposed to do, and it doesn't even require any form of human input other than equipping it. The fact that the thought even came across VALVe's collective consciousness is absolutely revolting. Imagine giving Heavy a weapon that completely nullifies 300 points of headshot damage, and damages the Sniper for 25% of the damage dealt to the heavy through headshot damage. That's the equivalent of the Razorback. It's the same story with the Darwin's Danger Shield. The Razorback (and DDS) needs to be banished to the deepest pit of the fiery underworld to never be heard of or looked upon again, and you will never change my perspective on this stupid "weapon."
I 100% agree with you and I’d banish them if I could
Except the DDS probably wouldn't even be affected@@llennoxtf2