MEXICAN JOSE LIKES BREASTS AND THIGHS!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 июл 2024
  • DISCLAIMER: the character I portray in the video is all for fun & your entertainment, I’m not racist to my own people or do I wish to make my people look bad. I love my people, & again, it’s all intense comedy.
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Комментарии • 1,9 тыс.

  • @Beatrizbritoxo
    @Beatrizbritoxo 5 лет назад +612

    “ i just got my citizenship and i want to speak English FOREEEEEVEEER”

  • @youtuberochalateco5899
    @youtuberochalateco5899 5 лет назад +579

    Like it if you like when he says "pero porque"

  • @kathycarlos6537
    @kathycarlos6537 5 лет назад +94

    I freaking laughed so hard when the lady said “oh you want color” and he goes: “oh no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no” Lmao

  • @blazeandcyrus
    @blazeandcyrus 5 лет назад +157

    I wanna speak eeenglish foreverrrr lol... the KFC girl was cute as hell

  • @traunguyen5835
    @traunguyen5835 5 лет назад +611

    Go to a ESL school and ask if they are hiring an English teacher.

    • @ChristianCaniff
      @ChristianCaniff  5 лет назад +151

      LMFAO 😂😂 that would be funny

    • @tubeinurbitch
      @tubeinurbitch 4 года назад +51

      How about going to a Spanish class and say you want to learn how to speak Spanish

    • @juanvazquez3148
      @juanvazquez3148 4 года назад +8

      Yesss, you should. That would be funny af.

    • @erictorres7915
      @erictorres7915 3 года назад +4

      Hey that'll be funny....

    • @mexinumba1
      @mexinumba1 3 года назад +7

      Your Trump is My Trump!!!

  • @finessekid5237
    @finessekid5237 5 лет назад +128

    '' What do you think my stupid wife likes'' 😂😂😂I totally lost it there

  • @vladimir_martinez
    @vladimir_martinez 5 лет назад +329

    “You want it original or crispy”
    Jose: si😂😂😂😂

    • @Gamplay-hz6dm
      @Gamplay-hz6dm 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao this comment just made lmao in public commute Si..

    • @brianwilliam5034
      @brianwilliam5034 5 лет назад +2

      I just got me citisi

    • @ghostdtx
      @ghostdtx 5 лет назад +3

      Something like your's

    • @Lemon-rk9hq
      @Lemon-rk9hq 4 года назад +1

      Vladimir Martinez lmaooo something like yours

  • @holdupmylightfalling2840
    @holdupmylightfalling2840 5 лет назад +64

    "I think i left my chanclas"
    *Shot glass??* LMAOO

  • @iloverykeemdoggydogg7713
    @iloverykeemdoggydogg7713 5 лет назад +270

    How many love mexican jose!!! 💜💜💜

  • @CalebKasper
    @CalebKasper 5 лет назад +203

    I wanna see a video where you speak in your Mexican accent and mid conversation talk normal. That would be funny

  • @diegozarco0605
    @diegozarco0605 5 лет назад +175

    I want to speak English for ever .... si , muchas gracias 😂😂😂😂

  • @brokenhollister1035
    @brokenhollister1035 5 лет назад +135

    That KFC girl was cute !!!

  • @scoopstroop85
    @scoopstroop85 5 лет назад +128

    This may be the best character on RUclips. Keep it up bro!

  • @a-traintv2730
    @a-traintv2730 5 лет назад +25

    "I wanna talk engliss foreverrrrr" lmao😭😭...man you got me crying over here😂

  • @nancynanc3707
    @nancynanc3707 5 лет назад +66

    Lmao I love when you say "I just got my citizenship ...English forever"

  • @audioduran8235
    @audioduran8235 5 лет назад +113

    Okay well I have a wife be careful don’t talk to mi lol

    • @homer2320
      @homer2320 4 года назад

      she was holding back laugher

  • @donttrip4228
    @donttrip4228 5 лет назад +108

    Lmfao bro, might be gettin funnier than your boy Casss 😂

    • @romisague8143
      @romisague8143 5 лет назад +6

      not even bro

    • @nsnsuplementos2397
      @nsnsuplementos2397 5 лет назад +1

      Cass is a fraud, ni es tan mexicano si?

    • @accentor713
      @accentor713 5 лет назад +4

      Cass is best but he got better

    • @davidr9972
      @davidr9972 5 лет назад +7

      cassady hes been forgetting the wanksta and that whats made him famous

    • @Cl2olvleY21
      @Cl2olvleY21 5 лет назад +8

      He’s getting better but Cass took over the RUclips pranks ever since epicfive and limitless disappeared.

  • @juanvasquez456
    @juanvasquez456 5 лет назад +193

    Bro your videos deserve more views!

  • @hait987
    @hait987 5 лет назад +67

    Jose : can I have your number
    Girl: sorry but I got a boyfriend
    Jose: well , well you wanna know something , I got a wife . You better becareful
    😂😂😂😂

  • @manifestacionoscura4372
    @manifestacionoscura4372 5 лет назад +122

    English forever 😂 thats my favorite part what make me laugh 😂

  • @savagestatus
    @savagestatus 5 лет назад +14

    6:40 😂😂😂 "What do you think my wife likes, my stupid wife" 😂😂😂

  • @supremegod1418
    @supremegod1418 5 лет назад +56

    Man this makes my day I appreciate it man thanks for the entertainment

  • @yhuss8770
    @yhuss8770 5 лет назад +16

    my dad laughs his ass off with these. Thanks dude for making his day.

  • @losingmyfavoritegame8752
    @losingmyfavoritegame8752 4 года назад +8

    3:05 "I want to to English forever!" You're too funny.

  • @gorillavick6640
    @gorillavick6640 5 лет назад +12

    Every time he says “pero porque” I die 😂

  • @emretk
    @emretk 5 лет назад +177

    INGLISH FOREVER GANG!!!

  • @ronmann2689
    @ronmann2689 Год назад +1

    Funny stuff. Cool when you act so polite and friendly. And the Si being used so much, its very creative! Keep these Mexican Jose’s coming. Thanks

  • @boundlessgaming3141
    @boundlessgaming3141 4 года назад

    You can hear a little kid in the back "pepper? Are you saying pepper?" Lmfao glad i stumbled upon this page man. Ive been battling depression but since i started watching your videos i haven't even thought about whats been going on lately thanks for the laughs and God bless

  • @markguzman9338
    @markguzman9338 5 лет назад +78

    Please do more Mexican Jose videos nothing like drinking some beers on the weekend watching this shit!!! Keep up the good work bro

  • @RealRazorX
    @RealRazorX 5 лет назад +28

    Can you please throw more things at strangers? I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  • @Jtm875
    @Jtm875 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂 man i love your videos man you deserve way more subs. I love it👍 "can you make it quickie" 😂😂

  • @joeramirez1074
    @joeramirez1074 5 лет назад +9

    "My stupid wife!"LMAO!!

  • @LottoDigTex
    @LottoDigTex 5 лет назад +24

    You’re vids r so funny man! Keep it up! Shout out from Dallas TX

  • @Veersa
    @Veersa 5 лет назад +7

    6:24 the way he flipped it on her 😂🤣. Bro keep it up. I just found you a few weeks ago on my other channel. You’re one hell of a funny guy 👍🏻

  • @fast02gt
    @fast02gt 5 лет назад

    How the hell do you not have 600k subs?!!! This character is absolutely HILARIOUS!! Make it quickie lmfaoooo

  • @chinoscars5655
    @chinoscars5655 5 лет назад

    Dude I've been watching. But haven't subscribed but this video made laugh so much. You got another sub!!

  • @Ratio66
    @Ratio66 5 лет назад +41

    Do JOSE in college ! 😂

  • @aygeezy542
    @aygeezy542 5 лет назад +52

    No no no no noooo nooooooo 😂

    • @drtakeitslow
      @drtakeitslow 5 лет назад

      AyGeezy lol nonononoooooooooono I Noo. Oh nooo

    • @luisrangel9301
      @luisrangel9301 5 лет назад +2

      AyGeezy 8:16🤣🤣

  • @xochitlaraiza4310
    @xochitlaraiza4310 5 лет назад +1

    “Pero porque” omg ahhhhh aghhh hahahaha! I love this dude I’m dying. When you say,”pero porque” and when you say ,”SI” hahaha

  • @davidtsmith33
    @davidtsmith33 Год назад +1

    LOL. I only discovered your channel this morning and I been binge watching one after the other ever since. It started off with Indian Baljeet then later discovered Mexican Jose and after that Cholo. Just couldn't stop watching one after the other. I'm sure I must have watched well over 30 vids now.

  • @elo5449
    @elo5449 5 лет назад +29

    I get on RUclips now to check to see if Christian Caniff has posted a new video!

  • @JaimeMendezMusic
    @JaimeMendezMusic 5 лет назад +43

    Omg you’re way to funny bro 😂 my favorito RUclipsr this 2019 🙌🏼👌🏼

  • @SwervedUpWest
    @SwervedUpWest 5 лет назад +5

    NON STOP LAUGHING 😂😂 great vid

  • @MiguelFleitasMikkang
    @MiguelFleitasMikkang 5 лет назад +4

    Extremely well done; best pranks I've seen for a while very, very entertaining and without disrespecting or getting in trouble...right? I don't know whether you are texan or Mexican, but the texans I have related to don't have the same sense of humor we spanish-speakers coming from spanish-speaking countries have. They have more like the caucasian "dry" sense of humor. And if you are texan, you are really doing a great job sounding and acting like a Mexican. As a matter of fact, you remind me of my brother-in-law, from Mexico (I'm from Spain). Anyway, congrats, you have make me and my family LOL. Subscribed.

  • @givenchyx8082
    @givenchyx8082 5 лет назад +7

    Keep grinding bro 😂 we want more lmao

  • @mustang13990
    @mustang13990 5 лет назад +3

    These pranks are the best man.. keep em coming

  • @ec15star
    @ec15star 5 лет назад

    Omg I’m so dead when he’s always like “pero porque” 😂😂😂 or the “English forever” u funny af ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kyleandcalestaborden8499
    @kyleandcalestaborden8499 5 лет назад +7

    The end made me laugh so hard this guy is freakin Hilarious!! 🤣😂

  • @eunchulol
    @eunchulol 5 лет назад +3

    This is gold! please do more Mexican character lol!

  • @joevillareal191
    @joevillareal191 5 лет назад +16

    I vant tu luuk lie Donal Trummp! 😂🤣😅

  • @OaxTv
    @OaxTv 5 лет назад +77

    One day he will say it is a prank and they are going to say that they still can’t understand him

  • @ttnaturally9347
    @ttnaturally9347 5 лет назад +9

    “I jus wanna tal inglish forreverrrrrrrr!” I just got my U.S citizen ☠️😂

    • @Terorise
      @Terorise 5 лет назад

      TT Naturally93 WHAT?

  • @robertadrian1184
    @robertadrian1184 5 лет назад +44

    This guy is great, he bout to blow up soon!

  • @elturigarcia6066
    @elturigarcia6066 5 лет назад +31

    Chingones sus videos compa siga asiendo mas de estos mis carnales te sigen compa saludos

  • @high420blaveup7
    @high420blaveup7 5 лет назад +11

    8:15 got me dead lmao

  • @Mickeymouse-lt6bd
    @Mickeymouse-lt6bd 5 лет назад +19

    I'm going to talk English forever and I'm a U.S citizen 😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😎 dude is hella funny

  • @ZacharyLaid
    @ZacharyLaid 5 лет назад +58

    *El Pollo Loco*

    • @kylewilliams4691
      @kylewilliams4691 5 лет назад +3

      Your in every comment section

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 5 лет назад

      Los Pollos Hermanos

    • @trutharmy6517
      @trutharmy6517 5 лет назад +2

      bull cause he’s fucking desperate

    • @MrGabito88
      @MrGabito88 5 лет назад

      Hi

    • @golddie8
      @golddie8 5 лет назад

      That's some damn good chicken in El Paso.

  • @luvbostons7977
    @luvbostons7977 2 года назад +3

    The conversation at the tattoo parlor is epic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Unknown-cs2vm
    @Unknown-cs2vm 5 лет назад +1

    Please keep making these homie😂😂💀💯

  • @royalandrosey
    @royalandrosey 5 лет назад +5

    This guy is funny as hell. Damn i needed a good laugh

  • @madelinebrown5240
    @madelinebrown5240 5 лет назад +40

    Do Mexican Jose goes to a Trump rally.

    • @edgarh252
      @edgarh252 5 лет назад +3

      I think he’ll have to take multiple forms of identification 😂

    • @benjamingarcia2282
      @benjamingarcia2282 5 лет назад +1

      BG BugaTTi tu Trump mi trump

  • @MG-jq4js
    @MG-jq4js 5 лет назад +8

    Homie walked in bumpin chalino😂😂😂💪🏽🇲🇽

  • @ChristopherFF07
    @ChristopherFF07 5 лет назад +9

    "ENGLISH FOREVER!!!!!!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @juancecilio8307
    @juancecilio8307 5 лет назад +12

    Hey vato you pertty good homie keep up the good work and ill be watching you mucho amor de norte carolina

  • @besp8514
    @besp8514 5 лет назад +13

    Lmfao!! Dude I love your videos!! Please do not stop filming them hahahaha #doitfortrump

  • @jonesaaron62
    @jonesaaron62 5 лет назад +6

    I fucking support you OG! Haha! This shit never gets old

  • @woody._.1655
    @woody._.1655 5 лет назад +10

    Lmao shit was funny asf when he was stuttering. 😂

  • @nf4866
    @nf4866 5 лет назад +2

    "I wanna talk english... Forevah"
    Wot?
    That had me dying.

  • @ernestoc8529
    @ernestoc8529 5 лет назад +6

    Best Mexican character on RUclips

  • @jenniferveronikapazyamor5525
    @jenniferveronikapazyamor5525 5 лет назад +36

    Jajajajajajaja te pasas de versh my Mexican 😂

    • @FluGotGame
      @FluGotGame 5 лет назад

      Jennifer Veronika PazyAmor 🤫

  • @aali1194
    @aali1194 5 лет назад +102

    I wanna speak English forever... mucho gusto

  • @gotemabk9024
    @gotemabk9024 5 лет назад +17

    That shop tried ripping you off they don't pay that mich for 1 hour

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 3 года назад

      Not rip off
      Put off

  • @famecorona8262
    @famecorona8262 5 лет назад +27

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOUR THE BEST RUclipsR 💯💯💯💯

  • @ElChapoMahn
    @ElChapoMahn 5 лет назад +11

    This dude is legendary

  • @rampagetelevision9062
    @rampagetelevision9062 5 лет назад +7

    When he says "pero porque" i drop on the floor laughing every time!!

  • @abdurahmanmason9657
    @abdurahmanmason9657 3 года назад +3

    That chicken she wasted at 5:00 disturbed me so fkin much

  • @JoseAlvarez-cb2zv
    @JoseAlvarez-cb2zv 5 лет назад +20

    I think it's funny that you get Donald Trump ads on your videos lol

  • @williamv396
    @williamv396 5 лет назад +4

    Hell yeah get this man 100k

  • @lagonhoaback6447
    @lagonhoaback6447 5 лет назад

    Pinche loco Jose!! Best video on RUclips...love all your VideoForever!!!

  • @forextrex1938
    @forextrex1938 5 лет назад +3

    ¿pero porqué? you made my day, tas bien loco jajaja

  • @plainnsimple78
    @plainnsimple78 5 лет назад +5

    @Christian Caniff these videos are hilarious! Mexican Jose is the best! I had to subscribe after watching a couple of videos. Que Dios te bendiga! Keep up the good work! Arriba Guatemala!

  • @fabiangarcia2223
    @fabiangarcia2223 5 лет назад +29

    I wan tu espik inglish foreverrrrr😂😂

  • @danielbowling836
    @danielbowling836 5 лет назад

    I love your videos man one of my fav RUclipsrs

  • @AngelGuerratherealme
    @AngelGuerratherealme 5 лет назад +2

    Christian deserves 1 million subscriber this dude is the best RUclipsr ever!!!

  • @macloid7
    @macloid7 5 лет назад +4

    Hahah te pasas!!! Que bien le haces 😂! Me voy a subscribir! No puedo creer que mantengas una cara seria lol, yo ya me hubiera carcajeado! 😂

    • @ChristianCaniff
      @ChristianCaniff  5 лет назад

      julietamessi10 😂😂 gracias abeses me quiero reir pero pues lo detengo

    • @ryanrivera4842
      @ryanrivera4842 2 года назад

      @@ChristianCaniff I thought you didn't speak spanish

  • @mizmiz3561
    @mizmiz3561 4 года назад +7

    This guy needs his own tv show lol

  • @JT-lv5yb
    @JT-lv5yb 4 года назад +1

    I love to see your videos you always make me laugh 😂😂👍

  • @charrua007
    @charrua007 5 лет назад

    Hey man, you should tell people it's a prank every time. I bet their reaction would be funny too. You are very funny

  • @jaijikerodriguez9737
    @jaijikerodriguez9737 3 года назад +4

    5:58
    R.I.P. Chalino Sanchez

  • @JuanRamirez-ke9zd
    @JuanRamirez-ke9zd 5 лет назад +27

    ✨✨What I like the most it’s the respect of the people to Jose , and that’s the experience that I have here in USA thank you all beautiful people🥰😘😁😃👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 лет назад +3

      Juan Ramirez Americans love Mexicans, despite what the news makes it seem like. The news likes to scare people saying “illegal immigrants are coming for you!!!” But when you meet Mexicans face to face they’re all super kind people 😄

    • @JuanRamirez-ke9zd
      @JuanRamirez-ke9zd 5 лет назад +1

      ✨ thanks Body👍🏻 ... and also and each country there is all kinds of People

    • @thetransactionruiz1754
      @thetransactionruiz1754 4 года назад

      Ohh I wanna the Cote the cut.......

    • @ManuelMeda-po2pm
      @ManuelMeda-po2pm 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@thetransactionruiz1754haircut style

  • @ILikeToPlayGuitarToo
    @ILikeToPlayGuitarToo 5 лет назад

    My god dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 keep doing these!!!!

  • @Cgtlfa
    @Cgtlfa 5 лет назад +1

    You naturally funny, keep it up lol

  • @abcd-qh2oc
    @abcd-qh2oc 5 лет назад +5

    MEXICAN JOSEEE we need you to put it when you tell it is a prank video, greetings from Argentina
    .

  • @Desmadre_tv
    @Desmadre_tv 5 лет назад +122

    Pinche Jose te pasas bro 😂🤣😂

    • @giovanitorres9360
      @giovanitorres9360 5 лет назад +3

      DESMADRE TV Jose no spiki espanich

    • @ChristianCaniff
      @ChristianCaniff  5 лет назад +8

      English foreveeeeeer! Si lol saludos 😂🇲🇽

    • @ronl9357
      @ronl9357 5 лет назад +2

      Ay que la chingada pues!

  • @2ndtimearound797
    @2ndtimearound797 5 лет назад

    Lmmfao...bruh you killed it...your the man jose!!

  • @c.o.ecapitalizeoneverythin6457

    He be killing me " English forever " 😆 🤣 😂

  • @erikandvivianrossizalkus9329
    @erikandvivianrossizalkus9329 5 лет назад +7

    Sounds exactly like ownage pranks Juanito character 100% lmao

  • @bly9n
    @bly9n 5 лет назад +4

    bro this had me dead😭😭😭😭💀

  • @youalreadyknow5039
    @youalreadyknow5039 5 лет назад +2

    A Fkn BANGER!!!! Amigo, that was bad az shi#!!! Too funny...
    Hurry up and post more, si😜