MEXICAN JOSE LOOKS FOR A VALENTINE!

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @NONAMEGTAV
    @NONAMEGTAV 4 года назад +1804

    We need : Mexican Jose asking girls to marry him to get his papers!

  • @J0se_ftp
    @J0se_ftp 4 года назад +298

    “I don’t wanna make my stupid wife more stupid” 😂😂😂😂

    • @fidelcollazo4262
      @fidelcollazo4262 4 года назад +6

      🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @xa6928
      @xa6928 3 года назад +4

      😅🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @OceannMoon
      @OceannMoon 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @carlosf.t8248
    @carlosf.t8248 4 года назад +295

    "You look broke"🤣that had me dying.....

  • @BikerDarren24
    @BikerDarren24 4 года назад +172

    This is actually too funny, this character is just hilarious, his timing and responses are just perfect, the interactions are just so pure hahaha love it! 🤣🤣👌

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth 3 года назад +4

      Its a very genuine believable character haha

  • @youcanthealwhatyoudontreveal
    @youcanthealwhatyoudontreveal 4 года назад +71

    So good to see you back doing what you're best at! Mexican Jose is a true original. Brave, brilliant work.

  • @LoayMatar
    @LoayMatar 4 года назад +69

    "I'm single that's because I'm smart". The guy that works at the grocery store just said the most truthful thing ever.

  • @stephanie-iu5vv
    @stephanie-iu5vv 4 года назад +238

    11:03 the real face of customer service

  • @joo5605
    @joo5605 4 года назад +324

    I don’t speak Chinese lol

    • @ohalexlopez
      @ohalexlopez 4 года назад +4

      Jo O 😂😂

    • @joo5605
      @joo5605 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha

    • @momar4843
      @momar4843 4 года назад +3

      Mexican Jose is my hero

    • @mommyofLukaandSophia
      @mommyofLukaandSophia 4 года назад +2

      Jo O lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @joo5605
      @joo5605 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha ❤️ thanks for all the likes everyone I love you all 💪 💯🚫🧢

  • @UniqueVisionz
    @UniqueVisionz 4 года назад +346

    Literally no one: ........
    Mexican Jose: My wife, my wife is veddi stoopid.

    • @SiiNTi
      @SiiNTi 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @hamoudhabibi1996
      @hamoudhabibi1996 4 года назад

      Unique The Vision my wife she is bery fat and stoopi

    • @Heisenbrick
      @Heisenbrick 4 года назад +4

      The wine guys face at the end, he’s like Holy shit this guy is crazier than I am

    • @daensanchez3821
      @daensanchez3821 3 месяца назад

      Typical 😂

  • @luisp4009
    @luisp4009 4 года назад +51

    I love it when Jose asks “ pero porque ?” Lol , that means , but why?👍😄

    • @ninidecoss2633
      @ninidecoss2633 Год назад +2

      its fucking funny and he doesnt overdooooooo it

  • @Gbienek1
    @Gbienek1 2 года назад +15

    Always crack up on the “Leche De Burro” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @MsXNIghtmare
    @MsXNIghtmare 4 года назад +108

    I lost it when he took away the rose from her 😂😂

    • @doblemm45
      @doblemm45 4 года назад

      JAJAJA

    • @user-zl1pj5ii1f
      @user-zl1pj5ii1f 4 года назад +10

      Guy behind him was recording haha

    • @SinName_NoName
      @SinName_NoName 4 года назад

      Shes so fnkg hot 🤩🤩🤩

    • @luxurycarkey7207
      @luxurycarkey7207 4 года назад +2

      @@SinName_NoName if he had a fist full of hundreds she would have been down money talks she didn't even want the rose...

    • @SinName_NoName
      @SinName_NoName 4 года назад

      @@luxurycarkey7207 😂👍 u right

  • @LionelGangoyeNetwork
    @LionelGangoyeNetwork 4 года назад +45

    Something to look forwards too after a long Monday. Thanks Christian!

  • @mason5r
    @mason5r 4 года назад +181

    omg when jose shook his hand hard and long and the guys face walking away is priclesss

    • @rattlesnake81
      @rattlesnake81 4 года назад +26

      It was honestly the most perfect way to end the video 😂

    • @BennyLeSanto
      @BennyLeSanto 4 года назад +4

      Hahahahah thought the same

    • @laptopdoc
      @laptopdoc 4 года назад +11

      Lmao 🤣 the way he rolled his eyes 👀

    • @yonano7473
      @yonano7473 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @fidelcollazo4262
      @fidelcollazo4262 4 года назад

      😂🤣

  • @3dplanet100
    @3dplanet100 4 года назад +57

    6:30 Mexican Jose: "u wanna see my feet?"
    The lady: "nah nah nah". Lol

  • @theshield1091
    @theshield1091 4 года назад +136

    My boy Jose going to get laid

  • @brams5383
    @brams5383 4 года назад +77

    - Do you have a stupid wife ?!
    - No I'm single.
    Idk why I felt sorry for that dude 😟

    • @user-hx2vt4on4i
      @user-hx2vt4on4i 4 года назад +3

      Hes gunna cry in the car.

    • @SinName_NoName
      @SinName_NoName 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 me meo 😂😂😂

    • @zuperzoniko6365
      @zuperzoniko6365 4 года назад +1

      Ikr! Jose should've caressed his jelly-belly and kiss his beard!

  • @misterkingideas4k802
    @misterkingideas4k802 4 года назад +41

    THE GUY AT THE END !!😂😂 ..HIS FACE WAS PRICELESS!!😂😂

  • @drewzcutz1
    @drewzcutz1 4 года назад +40

    That was funny. I was at Walmart on Saturday and was waiting for Mexican Jose to pop out!! Haha 😂

  • @mrchii4908
    @mrchii4908 4 года назад +56

    I missed this Jose a lot

  • @Alex-Maldonado-Rivera
    @Alex-Maldonado-Rivera 4 года назад +138

    07:42 a lo que vinieron perrossss

  • @armonhall609
    @armonhall609 4 года назад +18

    I love how the old head respected that he cut in front of the line with him to shoot his shot (he even started to record it) 💪🏿

  • @ironhorse6688
    @ironhorse6688 4 года назад +5

    “ I have a wife , I don’t need u “. Lol funny stuff

  • @richarddickensheets3886
    @richarddickensheets3886 4 года назад +11

    Lol, this is a great video, also shows how Texans are, willing to talk to strangers and just be cool.

  • @StoneyVision
    @StoneyVision 4 года назад +51

    6:17 looks like dude pops out from the palm tree

    • @g.ramirez7250
      @g.ramirez7250 4 года назад

      Good eye detective !!

    • @rey0035
      @rey0035 4 года назад

      That shit was funny 😄🤣🤣

  • @jeffersoncanales7636
    @jeffersoncanales7636 4 года назад +158

    Mexican jose back at it again🔥

  • @JesusGarcia-eo1sw
    @JesusGarcia-eo1sw 4 года назад +106

    You look broke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericortega5618
    @ericortega5618 2 года назад +3

    Bro when you say "my stupid wife" 😂😂 it cracks me up every time

  • @ishmellpaul5294
    @ishmellpaul5294 2 года назад +1

    LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! The Store Attendants face walking away at the end!!!!

  • @edgarh252
    @edgarh252 4 года назад +25

    Lmao should’ve actually got him some tamales cuh.

  • @Tearshidown
    @Tearshidown 11 месяцев назад +1

    11:01 🤣🤣 the guys eyes at the end😂 he was like wtfff🤣🤣

  • @Siempre_azulcrema5
    @Siempre_azulcrema5 4 года назад +59

    “HOLA COMO ESTASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”😂😂😂

  • @edwinmendez2071
    @edwinmendez2071 4 года назад +8

    Bout time thanks bro👌🏽👌🏽

  • @adampauley7729
    @adampauley7729 4 года назад +4

    Funniest man on RUclips! I remember when he had around 50 subs! He deserves millions!

  • @Empananda
    @Empananda 4 года назад +1

    ***TOO FUNNY!!! I ESPECIALLY like the one with you taking back the ROSE from that GIRL @ the SUPER MARKET and telling her you had a WIFE!!! LMAO!!!***

  • @jesusquintana9374
    @jesusquintana9374 4 года назад +18

    Que gacho Jose dejo ala morra toda evergonsada cuando le quito la flor y al último se la dio aún black hahahaha😂🤣😂

  • @Lachismewitch
    @Lachismewitch 4 года назад

    We love your videos. My husband LOVVVEEESSS when you say NO TALKIE SPANISH. I LOVE TALKING ENGLISH FOREVER 9:09 🤣

  • @unknownpapa3116
    @unknownpapa3116 4 года назад +9

    You're fucking hilarious man, thanks for making my day, always after work or a long day, keep it up man.

  • @taniasalazar9193
    @taniasalazar9193 4 года назад +10

    Jose: “Mi uncle tiene hongos you know hongos” I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @wavy_davidd6434
    @wavy_davidd6434 4 года назад +15

    “ mi uncle tiene ongos 🍄 “ 😂😂

  • @jaredtheboss
    @jaredtheboss 4 года назад +2

    CHRISTIAN THIS VIDEO WAS SOOOO FKIN GOOD ONE OF UR BEST!!! SHOWED TO ALL MY LATINO COWORKERS WERE ALL CRACKING UP!!! LOVE FROM NY BRO

  • @d3m1tar
    @d3m1tar 2 года назад +3

    This guys is amazing, I love it , thanks for the great videos guys 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @quagmire5765
    @quagmire5765 4 года назад +7

    okay give me the flower back I have a wife I don't need you LMFAO 😂 😂💀 and that dude behind him recording 😂

  • @georgeb4535
    @georgeb4535 4 года назад +3

    This had got to be the most under rated character on yt! This is too funny!!

  • @jaredtheboss
    @jaredtheboss 4 года назад +1

    Christian!!!! Thanks so much for making a new mexican jose video ive been waiting a while! Did u make one cuz i made a comment to

  • @PureAries-fu1fq
    @PureAries-fu1fq 4 года назад +19

    Jose, i don't speak Chinese. Lmao

  • @kaycee4619
    @kaycee4619 3 года назад +8

    Man this guy is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yaboymisa23
    @yaboymisa23 4 года назад +36

    I Always Drop A Like Before The Video Starts !!!👍👍👍👍

  • @carlosfabela9134
    @carlosfabela9134 3 года назад +3

    I laugh so hard over “I want Donkey milk” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DavidLopez-wg7eq
    @DavidLopez-wg7eq 3 года назад +4

    I'm buying a hat and cowboy boots just for the reaction I will get lol. Thanks bro for this I love it.

  • @ulissesgavarrette4524
    @ulissesgavarrette4524 2 года назад

    Give me the flower back!🤠 👩🏻 🌹! See!😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @petertheodotos1719
    @petertheodotos1719 4 года назад +9

    My stupid wife cracked me up 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @demetrice7158
    @demetrice7158 4 года назад +2

    😂😂4:30 Siiiiiii.
    And the other scene he was like, give me the flower back. I have a wife.😂😂😂

  • @fiyahblaze8732
    @fiyahblaze8732 4 года назад +3

    "Hola como estas? Very good. You talk ayyyy English?" Lmfao

  • @bluestar2253
    @bluestar2253 3 месяца назад

    8:10 "I have a wife. Don't need you!" made me spilled coke on my keyboard!

  • @rg5373
    @rg5373 4 года назад +4

    I love this character u do it’s so funny overall great video 😂😂😂👍 keep doing more please

  • @Savagemister
    @Savagemister 4 года назад +1

    LOL I love how you're supposed to be all about construction, but you couldn't think of a chisel. "The tool, the hammer, and the thing" Funny stuff.

  • @murse_life
    @murse_life 4 года назад +8

    came for the thumbnail.. 7:37

  • @steelersnation1911
    @steelersnation1911 4 года назад +2

    He is funny AF!!! You are bold to go up to ppl like that. You really are a Jose talking like that lol.

  • @marcosmorton
    @marcosmorton 4 года назад +8

    Give me the flower back, i don't need you...

  • @ironhorse6688
    @ironhorse6688 4 года назад +1

    “ give me the flower back , I have a wife “. Lol funny stuff

  • @209illusion
    @209illusion 4 года назад +6

    He plays this character best!

  • @kt_datboyboy
    @kt_datboyboy Год назад

    Bruh walked off with the rose real quick 8:44🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgequintanilla60
    @georgequintanilla60 4 года назад +3

    Jose you're awesome!
    Make me laugh so badly 😄
    I like you Spanish..muy bueno my friend!

  • @PABLOESCOBAR-ph3el
    @PABLOESCOBAR-ph3el 4 года назад +22

    HAHAHAHA PINCHE JOE. MI UNCLE TIENE HONGO. LMFAO.

  • @high5compliments45
    @high5compliments45 4 года назад +27

    1:58 is that rich the kid on the left?

  • @jks6172
    @jks6172 3 года назад

    God bless all Patriots! Merry Christmas! 🇺🇸🎄🇺🇸

  • @Djroma2010
    @Djroma2010 4 года назад +5

    No way Jose! My stoopid wife 🤣 im suprised he took you serious lol

  • @exdividend7168
    @exdividend7168 4 года назад +1

    😂 leche de burro .. if you want to look more Mexican also maybe try one of those shiny shirts with a virgin of Guadalupe in the back !! Great videos man 👍🏻

  • @where-is-my-mind.
    @where-is-my-mind. 4 года назад +6

    8:07 give me the flower back :D

  • @passionfourmis6688
    @passionfourmis6688 3 года назад +1

    5:00 Bring the all crew 🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭

  • @Jimbo_384
    @Jimbo_384 4 года назад +4

    That dude’s face at the end made it

  • @simbarashemangenje2628
    @simbarashemangenje2628 Год назад

    Man.. u killing me dude😂😂😂 " all the men work construction, they have hard feet" Hilarious 😎😎😎

  • @HugoH21
    @HugoH21 4 года назад +5

    There’s a tamal guy here in California that’s always selling in the parking lot of Walmart too 😂

  • @JoséSevilla-l9v
    @JoséSevilla-l9v 8 месяцев назад +1

    He's My guy... He makes me laugh.

  • @incomparable2312
    @incomparable2312 4 года назад +27

    Go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for "fried cat" 💀

  • @eastonlee5102
    @eastonlee5102 4 года назад +1

    Love your videos Christian,how about doing one on a local hospital coronavirus preparedness? It looks like mist of them are really lagging and can be real hazardous when it comes to waiting in lobby areas and signage outside prior to entering! People should have hand cleaning stations,masks,gloves,etc prior to entering? Thanks for your great videos! Hope you can help spread awareness!

  • @AndresLopez-qy3sf
    @AndresLopez-qy3sf 4 года назад +4

    "I don't talk Chinese" lmao 😅

  • @mwanimation520
    @mwanimation520 4 года назад +2

    Keep them coming man. Mexican Jose is your best one!

  • @charly181
    @charly181 4 года назад +4

    Your videos be killing me 😂😂😂

  • @jamespettyjr3417
    @jamespettyjr3417 4 года назад +2

    The brotha in the parking lot was funny as hell then, you had the first Chinese lady completely lost hahahahahaha almost choked on my pancake lol lol

  • @DannyRomeroo
    @DannyRomeroo 4 года назад +10

    "Tiene hongoss" 😂😂

  • @jaylasmith4551
    @jaylasmith4551 4 года назад +1

    That was it 😁we want more Mexican jose! viedos. You have me hooked.👏👏👍💖

  • @fiyahblaze8732
    @fiyahblaze8732 4 года назад +6

    It's funny when you meet Mexican Jose for the first time cause he sounds latino and you'd think he'd prefer to speak Espanol, then he says, "you no speak English? I prefer speak English instead"

  • @ContinuEntertainment
    @ContinuEntertainment 4 года назад +1

    10:57 That was a Trump handshake. Your Trump is my Trump 😂😂

  • @makavelidadon77777
    @makavelidadon77777 4 года назад +5

    It’s very construction 😂😂

  • @Bigpoppastone818
    @Bigpoppastone818 4 года назад +2

    Homeboys eyes at the end 😂

  • @deathknight6255
    @deathknight6255 4 года назад +21

    3:10 It's just me or these dudes really were about to rob you?

    • @itsresouling4117
      @itsresouling4117 4 года назад +12

      Tormenta 017 I’m pretty sure they asked bc he had called him broke 😂

    • @itsresouling4117
      @itsresouling4117 4 года назад +1

      Tormenta 017 but yeah that was pretty sus too 😂

    • @lewisnostredame5605
      @lewisnostredame5605 4 года назад +9

      I think the dude just wanted to prove him that he wasn't 'broke' by showing that his phone was better than his.

    • @bobmannion4548
      @bobmannion4548 4 года назад

      Nah

    • @marvinydj
      @marvinydj 4 года назад +6

      Tormenta 017 no they weren’t ! F out of here with that racist Shit

  • @Savagemister
    @Savagemister 4 года назад +1

    Jose is my favorite. I want to see Mexican Jose videos only forever.

  • @Ozzyozzysheesh
    @Ozzyozzysheesh 4 года назад +34

    He sounds like the Mexican voice ownage prank does lol

    • @doblemm45
      @doblemm45 4 года назад

      JAJAJA

    • @larryfisherman2175
      @larryfisherman2175 4 года назад +3

      I know right

    • @AlexZavala97
      @AlexZavala97 4 года назад +4

      If only people still watched him like before lol

    • @shaanm5939
      @shaanm5939 4 года назад +3

      Face reveal was his biggest mistake. Cant watch him now

  • @JoseRamos-kz2iz
    @JoseRamos-kz2iz 4 года назад +1

    Give me the flower back I don’t need you! Haha se mamo 👍🏻😂😂

  • @18RRAlterado
    @18RRAlterado 4 года назад +5

    We need for ever Mexican Jose is the best

  • @B711HD
    @B711HD 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for the lit upload about Jose

  • @luismanuelvelazquezmejia2619
    @luismanuelvelazquezmejia2619 4 года назад +3

    Sin duda eres mi idolo, ven a Mexico y haz lo mismo habla spanglish con la pipol senior, muy good sus videos , thanks for make me laugh, good luck and greetings from Mexico dude.

  • @dogenaire69420
    @dogenaire69420 2 года назад

    Favorite tuber rn u and red and dirty got to make a movie. Name it fun, funny, and funnier!

  • @diegobarajas4393
    @diegobarajas4393 4 года назад +4

    Ur videos are cool bro keep it up 👍

  • @giovannilobeira9688
    @giovannilobeira9688 2 года назад

    8:08 okay give me The flower back lmao 🤣😂

  • @ayalacleaning
    @ayalacleaning 4 года назад +3

    0:24 El rancho coit & spring valley

  • @Phoenix-xb8uh
    @Phoenix-xb8uh 4 года назад +2

    "It's not gonna make my stoopid wife more stoopid, verdad?" jajajajajajajajajaja!!!!!!!

  • @stephanie-rb4rn
    @stephanie-rb4rn 4 года назад +34

    CLICKED SO FREAKING FAST😭😭😂😂

    • @RAMIR3Z0
      @RAMIR3Z0 4 года назад

      Cause of that thumbnail, huh?

    • @stephanie-rb4rn
      @stephanie-rb4rn 4 года назад +4

      Ricky Ramirez nah, cuz it’s Mexican Jose.

    • @esgunna9069
      @esgunna9069 4 года назад +1

      Ricky Ramirez its a girl you dickhead why tf would she click cause the thumbnail

    • @RAMIR3Z0
      @RAMIR3Z0 4 года назад

      @@esgunna9069 Understand a joke when you see one, fool. 😂😂

    • @groverkennedy2049
      @groverkennedy2049 4 года назад

      II II she could like girls. You never know