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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • My fav clips of Thornton Reed from every episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. For poops and guffaws.

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  • @SCWood
    @SCWood 3 года назад +381

    I love how his acting immediately gets better when he holds a gun

    • @Alexus1138
      @Alexus1138 2 года назад +77

      He's not putting on an act. He's putting on the truth.

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 2 года назад +11

      I beg your pudding?

    • @michaeldim1
      @michaeldim1 Год назад +18

      and worse when he holds a phone

    • @MrNeilruth
      @MrNeilruth Год назад +3

      T. Reed may just the most self obsessed, No talent individual ever to waste time here.

    • @wede1993
      @wede1993 Год назад +5

      That’s called the “Clint Eastwood effect”

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 6 лет назад +636

    “I’ve been there, hombre! When I heard my wife died, I could barely finish my lunch!”
    This show is brilliant.

    • @slugcult1973
      @slugcult1973 3 года назад +16

      "And if Dag says the only way to contain this is to boil her, then I'm backing him 110%!"
      This show was eons ahead of its time, and time STILL hasn't caught up yet.

    • @Xarfax321
      @Xarfax321 3 года назад +11

      @@slugcult1973 "That means I can back 10 % and still be behind him!!"

    • @5orgen51
      @5orgen51 Год назад

      So nauseating

    • @FizzWizard
      @FizzWizard 2 месяца назад

      Still one of the best lines in anything ever

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 Год назад +131

    “Not putting on an act, but putting on the truth.”
    - Dean Learner, 2004.

    • @SamanthaLain
      @SamanthaLain Год назад +2

      Truly the best actor of that generation

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable 7 лет назад +318

    Thornton Reed might be my favourite character of all time

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 года назад +9

      But not Dean Learner?

    • @5orgen51
      @5orgen51 Год назад +2

      Mine is the hotshot surgeon Sanch

  • @evnerbinko
    @evnerbinko 3 года назад +86

    “Wait… I have more things to say.”
    Truly masterful dialogue

  • @oniondesu9633
    @oniondesu9633 8 лет назад +340

    *fires shotgun* "knock it off you two, this is a hospital!"

    • @MsMurphster123
      @MsMurphster123 7 лет назад +1

      Brittany November 😂😂😂

    • @ChuckBrierton
      @ChuckBrierton 6 лет назад +14

      And then they zoom in on a cigarette machine....in a hospital.....

    • @boppob1343
      @boppob1343 2 года назад +3

      @@ChuckBrierton and it's set in the late 80s so im pretty sure hospitals had figured out by then not to sell them lol

    • @ChuckBrierton
      @ChuckBrierton 2 года назад +2

      @@boppob1343 I actually do remember a cigarette machine in the hospital of the small town I grew up in - would have been in the 60s.

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 Год назад +2

      I wont stand here and dance for you! I DONT HAVE TO 😂

  • @multitudeofidols
    @multitudeofidols 8 лет назад +308

    0:37 That whole bit never ceases to crack me up. "Uh, huh. Bye."

  • @lothlend6301
    @lothlend6301 4 года назад +182

    "That means I could backtrack 10% and I'd still be behind him 100%"
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @uservenny84
    @uservenny84 Год назад +86

    "When I heard my wife died, I could barely finish my lunch" - gets me every time

  • @ProffessorLazarus
    @ProffessorLazarus 6 лет назад +186

    I don't understand what's so funny about him hitting the door with his shotgun but it gets me every time

    • @tobetrayafriend
      @tobetrayafriend 4 года назад +24

      In the 80s, no self respecting hospital administrator would have been seen dead without his massive 12-guage shotgun

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 2 года назад +4

      @@tobetrayafriend you have to flash a bit of steel on the ward.

    • @thedoveston6781
      @thedoveston6781 Год назад +1

      I love the cigarette machine behind him as well. That might have been a thing in the 80s but I've never seen one in a hospital 😂

    • @micahclawrence
      @micahclawrence Год назад +1

      Bc Richard can make literally anything hilarious

  • @brucey5232
    @brucey5232 7 лет назад +170

    ' one of the main reasons i went into medicine was for the laughs '--great.

    • @psychosissafari
      @psychosissafari 6 лет назад +41

      that and the pussy and that dried up 10 year ago, if you'll pardon the expression

    • @shiftedprograms86
      @shiftedprograms86 Год назад

      And the pussy... But that dried up years ago

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Год назад

      “And the pussy, but that’s drying up these days”

    • @5orgen51
      @5orgen51 Год назад +5

      The other thing dried up ten years ago

  • @hexedcrab
    @hexedcrab 3 года назад +100

    it's amazing how he manages to play 2 characters at once

  • @ShutterSnapped
    @ShutterSnapped 3 года назад +66

    I love how tall Thornton becomes in just that one shot, towering over the doctor.

  • @casiofi
    @casiofi 7 лет назад +73

    "Understood?" "As crystal."

  • @GrandJediMaster7860
    @GrandJediMaster7860 6 лет назад +105

    I just binged all 6 episodes. The show is British humour at it's finest!
    There's a part in the first episode where he fires his shotgun in the funeral scene. I also love how he looks at the camera every now and then! Bloody genius :-)

    • @markphillips6205
      @markphillips6205 5 лет назад +3

      I love it when he slides his hand down Liz's back and grabs her arse 😂

    • @GrandJediMaster7860
      @GrandJediMaster7860 4 года назад +6

      @@markphillips6205 Yeah that made me chuckle out loud! Love Richard Ayoade. Can't believe this was before The IT Crowd haha!

  • @solidgent7870
    @solidgent7870 Год назад +16

    Love how the cameraman felt it necessary to pan to Reed's watch for the split second he looks at it 😂

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 Год назад +13

    I think my favorite thing about his character is that he's supposed to be the old guy when he looks even younger than the main cast.

  • @mcsuibhne005
    @mcsuibhne005 5 лет назад +102

    I said to Garth , " I'm not an actor"

    • @crmccauley1
      @crmccauley1 5 лет назад +27

      And he said...I'm not looking for an act...I'm looking for the truth

    • @SimonKinsella
      @SimonKinsella 4 года назад +11

      @@crmccauley1 "So this is me, not putting on an act - but putting on the truth"

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 года назад +4

      @@SimonKinsella “Listen up ladies we’ve got a situation!”

  • @MadastheHatter13
    @MadastheHatter13 9 лет назад +212

    Would pay good money to see all the bloopers from this show.

    • @okaysure69
      @okaysure69 8 лет назад +63

      +It Must Be RoofCake I think you've watched the bloopers, they were in the show...

    • @dysonlaz
      @dysonlaz 7 лет назад +105

      The bloopers were probably scenes where they accidentally got the wording and timing of their lines right.

    • @BinarySecond
      @BinarySecond 3 года назад +8

      Trouble is they actually shot it on film so they had to keep it together as shooting again and again was too expensive.

    • @Dracattack
      @Dracattack 3 года назад +3

      I have to imagine they kept most of them but the ones where everyone collapsed from laughter

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 Год назад

      It was all the footage they had 😂😂

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable 7 лет назад +72

    "I've told you before..I don't do that kind of thing" "ehhhh"
    this will never, ever fail to make me laugh

  • @sonnieM
    @sonnieM 7 лет назад +151

    "I beg your pudding" 😂

  • @Diskoboy1974
    @Diskoboy1974 6 лет назад +41

    "23 hours and 59 minutes... Don't make me stand here and count." 🤣😂

  • @zero15388
    @zero15388 8 лет назад +115

    i could barely finish my lunch

  • @costlyblood1927
    @costlyblood1927 7 лет назад +49

    I've actually met actors with this level of skill......who think they're god's gift to the craft

  • @kathrynpalmer5871
    @kathrynpalmer5871 Год назад +5

    "uh-uh, BYE" - a man of talent

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 года назад +30

    This show was perfect. The look, the acting and the sound design are spot on.

  • @tomahzo
    @tomahzo 3 года назад +39

    0:39 : The way he quickly glances into the camera. It takes a fantastic actor to be able to act this badly on purpose ;D ;D.

    • @zizoumonk10
      @zizoumonk10 Год назад +3

      And the blinking

    • @tomahzo
      @tomahzo Год назад +2

      @@zizoumonk10 "Good.. byee.." ;D ;D

  • @BaBaBaBenny
    @BaBaBaBenny 7 лет назад +151

    *No inclusion of "Cool it Sanchez or you'll get a knuckle supper"*
    *Hits thumbs down button*

    • @ChanWalrus
      @ChanWalrus 6 лет назад +17

      Cool it Benny or you'll get a knuckle supper!

    • @iainmilner507
      @iainmilner507 6 лет назад +2

      At least it a reasonable justificaction.

    • @whinygothbaby
      @whinygothbaby 6 лет назад +8

      OR I’LL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD A POOL IN THE FOOTPRINT

  • @omegastar19
    @omegastar19 2 года назад +11

    1:31 *Dagless stands still*
    Thornton Reed: “Not so fast, mister!”

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 3 года назад +12

    I love how they always say goodbye when they hang up the phone. Literally every time lol

  • @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905
    @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905 7 лет назад +29

    Telephones...They're Dean's only weakness!
    *"It beggers belief!"*

  • @Rhubba
    @Rhubba 3 года назад +14

    "Good morning, Dag, good morning Thornton Reeeeeeeeeeed" love Matt Berry's voice.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 7 лет назад +108

    "Or I'll kick your arse so hard you'll be able to build a pool in the footprint."
    I literally said this to my driving instructor in a fight and he pissed himself.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 лет назад +33

      You were *fighting* your driving instructor?! Sounds like a brilliant story in itself.

    • @Lex-br4wx
      @Lex-br4wx 7 лет назад +1

      coming from 'Lisa Vegetarian..', I'm gonna assume you mean in the 'was well amused' sense, haha

    • @Th3Downz
      @Th3Downz 4 года назад +15

      I know it's been two years but I'd still love to hear more details on this whole affair

    • @Despair505
      @Despair505 3 года назад +2

      Did he make a pool of piss?

    • @riotblackwell5554
      @riotblackwell5554 3 года назад +13

      I’ve been waiting on this backstory for 4 years

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 7 лет назад +47

    0:51 "Goodbye." hahahahaha

  • @nrm77
    @nrm77 4 года назад +10

    It's smooth like ice

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 Год назад +9

    1. When I heard my wife died, I could barely finish my lunch!
    2. I'm backing him 110%. That means I could backtrack by 10% and I'd still be completely behind him.
    Two of the best lines ever delivered on TV and both together in one scene from the same guy.

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie 3 года назад +22

    One of the reasons I went into medicine was for the laughs.
    Classic

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 3 года назад +2

      And the pussy.

    • @jrm669mar
      @jrm669mar 2 года назад +6

      The line after that , even better.

  • @siddbastard
    @siddbastard Год назад +15

    she was like a candle in the wind ...
    ...
    ...
    UNRELIABLE.

  • @luckyswine
    @luckyswine 2 года назад +7

    Such a massively underrated show.

  • @glynnthomas1328
    @glynnthomas1328 8 лет назад +25

    "Thanks for explaining the situation, I'm gonna give him the rollicking of his life!"

  • @wastehazey6468
    @wastehazey6468 6 месяцев назад

    Every second of this show is absolute gold

  • @shipleyorion
    @shipleyorion 7 лет назад +14

    Best show ever

  • @Dhal-SimMusic
    @Dhal-SimMusic 3 года назад +42

    One of his best moments has to be when Sanchez asks him if he wants to go and check up on Dag with him and he just replies
    “Nooooooo”

  • @littlemisslovelyface
    @littlemisslovelyface Год назад +4

    'You're acting like an ape. A wild ape.'
    Why is that line so funny to me 😂

  • @Christopher-N
    @Christopher-N 4 года назад +18

    I wish this Channel 4 series would be put back in rotation on Adult Swim. Classic *^_^*

  • @NPThirteen
    @NPThirteen 8 лет назад +18

    "No! For the last time, that's not my bag!"

  • @czarinastrough5768
    @czarinastrough5768 5 лет назад +14

    "well I'll be dead and rained on!"

  • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
    @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Год назад +3

    Him talking on a phone is like a trained soldier holding a gun - an armed man.

  • @kalopsia7115
    @kalopsia7115 7 лет назад +19

    IT BEGGARS BELIEF

  • @Wildcat_93
    @Wildcat_93 3 года назад +5

    "Uh, huh. Bye" fuckin brilliant

  • @bjdooi
    @bjdooi 3 года назад +4

    The flaccid desk slams give me life

  • @toidIllorTAmI
    @toidIllorTAmI 3 года назад +4

    Straight master of Deadpan. Leslie Neilson would be proud.

  • @canihazburgers
    @canihazburgers 6 лет назад +15

    ...."goodbye".....

  • @adamcovey7887
    @adamcovey7887 2 года назад +7

    I'm not going to stand here and dance for you I don't have to just the way this guy delivers the line's is just some of the funniest shit iv ever heard

  • @_.gbh.81._15
    @_.gbh.81._15 7 лет назад +9

    Oh I nearly forgot the song cracks me up all the time " She's smooth like ice cold to the touch and it isn't very Noice " 😂

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 3 года назад +5

    1:20 - Dean Lerner’s finest acting moment.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 года назад +3

    0:43 is my favorite moment so far, but I have only seen the first two episodes. I’m excited for the whole series!

  • @SocieteRoyale
    @SocieteRoyale 7 лет назад +15

    wait till Won Ton finds out about whats been going down in his hospital

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 6 лет назад +11

      Reed's ass is grass and Won Ton has a lawnmower, ya dig?

  • @marcussheen
    @marcussheen 7 лет назад +14

    2:40 Love how the bottom of Dagless' legs are missing XD

    • @tomahzo
      @tomahzo Год назад

      Great green screen effect ;D.

  • @davidwave4
    @davidwave4 2 года назад +4

    0:50 is so good, holy shit.

  • @brianbarry9332
    @brianbarry9332 Год назад +1

    “I beg your pudding” is going to be my new catchphrase

  • @MWes72
    @MWes72 7 лет назад +9

    Long pause.....
    .......Alright, calm down, emotions are running high!

  • @BucketOfMarbles
    @BucketOfMarbles 3 года назад +7

    Not putting on an act, but putting on the truth

  • @danielwesterlund1905
    @danielwesterlund1905 6 месяцев назад

    "He's out of line!"
    "I'm out of line, he's out of lii-hiiii-ne!"

  • @BeeGuns
    @BeeGuns Год назад

    I can’t believe you managed to assemble the best clips of media over the past 100 years and put it all into a 5 minute video.

  • @jimineedles
    @jimineedles 6 месяцев назад

    ''We laughed, to protect ourselves."

  • @jamesmckean3221
    @jamesmckean3221 6 лет назад +9

    I'm out of line? He's out of line!

  • @karmicbacklash
    @karmicbacklash 4 года назад +2

    “Flying objects? It beggars belief!’”

  • @GraemeWilliams21
    @GraemeWilliams21 5 лет назад +5

    I've seen a couple I fancaaaayyy.

  • @_.gbh.81._15
    @_.gbh.81._15 7 лет назад +5

    Uh Huh I beg your pudding and good gravy gets me all the time 👌👌

  • @1awlfc1
    @1awlfc1 7 лет назад +8

    And he's got a lawnmower. You dig?

  • @Windbadger
    @Windbadger 2 года назад +2

    No one cracks me up more than Richard. 🤣

  • @user-zp4ge3yp2o
    @user-zp4ge3yp2o 3 года назад +1

    The shotgun hitting the doorframe finished me off

  • @GBart
    @GBart 9 лет назад +39

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 3 года назад +1

      I'm amazed how different he looks minus glasses, plus mustache

  • @sporkfindus4777
    @sporkfindus4777 2 года назад +3

    I'm still waiting for the second series

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 3 года назад +1

    Thornton Reed rapping cured my cancer.

  • @Uppernorwood976
    @Uppernorwood976 4 года назад +4

    This is on the direct say so of wanton!

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid 4 года назад +6

    3:14 to 3:20 better acting than anyone in Hollyoaks history

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 5 лет назад +6

    2:28 my favourite moment

  • @loganare
    @loganare 6 лет назад +3

    "Dagless, we need a slice of your loaf. What's going on?" Haha

  • @stevephillips7264
    @stevephillips7264 4 года назад +3

    Lol absolutely brilliant..my mates just don't get it but by I definitely do 😂

  • @greg_4201
    @greg_4201 Год назад +2

    this show was so fucking good

  • @cd8467
    @cd8467 7 лет назад +11

    wow the 13th doctor looks great

    • @prmusic2971
      @prmusic2971 6 лет назад

      I'd have loved him but I don't know if he would have been able to do the more dramatic stuff, It's all turned out okay with jodie whittaker though

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 6 лет назад

      xD

    • @MrToastBenstudios
      @MrToastBenstudios 5 лет назад

      Pr Music whoops

  • @seanc4896
    @seanc4896 3 года назад

    A brilliant show!

  • @jkol323
    @jkol323 Год назад +1

    Thank God I only took a tiny sip

  • @tobyrightenger9748
    @tobyrightenger9748 Год назад

    A little detail but probably a crucial one. When Thornton Reed says “a WILD. APE.” I like to think Garth Marenghi wrote the entire 3rd episode after thinking about apes taking over the hospital 😂

  • @Despair505
    @Despair505 3 года назад +3

    I was half way through the video when I realized he sometimes sounds like a brittish David Lynch

  • @christophercarroll6345
    @christophercarroll6345 4 года назад +3

    You know me Dag - I'm too busy just staying alive!

  • @SolamenteVees
    @SolamenteVees 3 года назад +1

    I'm still waiting for the "wait. I have more things to say." gif

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus 3 года назад +2

    0:37 whenever I get a call on Teams.

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 5 лет назад +1

    "Hello -goodbye!" Lost ma shit

  • @laineyk65
    @laineyk65 7 лет назад +4

    This is a place of science after all.......

  • @SubzeroCage
    @SubzeroCage 11 месяцев назад

    He's my favorite character next to sanchez lol.

  • @45asunder1
    @45asunder1 4 года назад +1

    I could barely finish my lunch.😂😂😂

  • @fransuke12
    @fransuke12 3 месяца назад

    If Wanton gets win to this
    My Ass is grass, and he's got a lawnmower.
    Ya Dig?

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT. 4 года назад +3

    This would completely mess me up if I watched this stoned

  • @rezaman2080
    @rezaman2080 3 года назад +1

    2:08 that hospital must have some truly refreshing coffee ☕😋

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 6 лет назад +3

    "Whatever IT is."

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex Год назад

    Thornton Reed is an anagram of The Horned One

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 6 лет назад +2

    *Uh Huh? Bye."