You: I wanna be famous Life and death: ok Also you: *falls out of plane falls out of train bus falls vehicle explodes 2 times bus hits him falls of a mountain* Also you: woah woah woah I meant like money famous Life and death: oh ok
That's why details are murky for him. It takes great discipline, determination and courage to look into the trauma and emotional pain that even your very brain tries to forget/run from. We all spend a lot of time trying not to die every day, but it's mostly unconscious because, well who wants to think about that constantly? How many times do you have near misses or even accidents while driving? Do you remember every single detail or do you try to get on with your life?
Death: i want him dead Life: nah lets keep him alive Death: ...... Life: ...... Death: how about we make him almost died everytime? Life: .......... Deal
Wow, dat moment when you fall out of a plane and you think "Damn, everyone is gonna survive except for me!" And a day later you hear that everyone else died and you are the only survivor.
Selac should have been a RUclipsr, do you know how much clickbait he could make “The time I almost died” “The second time I almost died” “The last time I almost died” “The last last time I almost died” “ the final time I almost died”
Johnny LeDoge version 8.9 is so outdated I'm using version 52.1 it has the new feature of letting you make your age whatever you want and i'm reliving my middle school years rn
KHOA DANG VAN lol it’s we got him. You know why? Cuz life sent billions of vehicles to be like suicide bombers to him, yet they failed. So life got him technically with its vehicles.
Guys he’s not comparing how much he suffered to how much the Baudelaires suffered, he’s simply stating that this mans life, is quite literally, a series of unfortunate events.
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Have you or anyone you know ever had such a lucky break in your life? Let me know in the comments...
U
You know this is fake right,
Summer holidays cough
Oh wait this was posted a yesterday?
I mean a month and a day ago.
Falling from an airplane, landing in a haystack and survive?? Assassin creed confirm
Lol
Highest leap of faith ever
People live hitting the ground sometimes
Its weird but somehow we can fall 30,000 feet and not have a 100% mortality rate
@@xinfyre3978 yeah imagine getting hit by a bus and get minor cuts and bruises
Lol right
Plane: **begins to fall**
People on plane: **freaking out**
Selak: “First time?”
LOL
I am glad that i am croatian
@@nikolazbasnik4192 Me too lol
@@nikolazbasnik4192 Rijeka... 😂
Nice
Everyone: HE’S SO LUCKY
Him: Well yes but actually no
yesnt
@MutantIguana42
Haha. *yesnt...*
Nobody know
"Did you die?"
"Sadly, yes."
"Aww."
"BUT I LIVED!"
Apache64 Delta 7 times
Is that a hangover refference ?
Junda Tan ice age reference
Death: Am i joke to you?
This guys the definition of No U.
Averyzalia Sylvia me
is death russian?
give me subscribers plz thanks skejjrbdbrmkfksmsksjekksbskejaoanakakkaoskwmsmsmsmsmsmsmskksms
CommitDespacito r/ihadastroke
His insurance bill 😂😂😂😂
Ryan Bob Can you say preexisting conditions?
ellen kopel What?
ellen kopel dafuq is that
O ya ha
Ikr i was thinking that
"Call the ambulance"
"But not for me"
Moral of the story : *_”NEVER I MEAN NEVER EVER_* Travel with Selak.”
@@ItsMe7660 it's easy, just follow Selak haha, not that hard
The Grim Reaper: Exists
Selak: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*
Epic Gamer selak
Well technically Death won but Silac gave it a run for its money
selak******
@@postfaceliftsaxo3728 Silac
@@MegaSiCotic hia name is selak!
He actually survived doing a leap of faith into a haystack like an Assassin's Creed game what the heck
Well it might not be true. Still people although rare have survived falling out of a plane with no parachute.
Alucard Helsing Its not rare for Assassin Creed players
It's a Right of Passage
He probably got the leaked version of assassins creed 1 in the 90's.
Sooo mat pat is wrong?
*Guys he is basically the protagonist of this whole world and this whole place is nothing more than just a movie*
Plot armor
He's luckier than me.
no, he is mista
The rest of us are just extras
D34D ly DuD3
*TES Oblivion intensifies*
You: I wanna be famous
Life and death: ok
Also you: *falls out of plane falls out of train bus falls vehicle explodes 2 times bus hits him falls of a mountain*
Also you: woah woah woah I meant like money famous
Life and death: oh ok
Ahahahaa
That coversation is literally the summary of the vid
That's a tragic story
*Taxes: 250,000*
*Everybody's gangsta until he ride a train with you.*
Lol
Strength: 5
Perception: 7
Endurance: 8
Charisma: 4
Intelligence:8
Agility:8
Luck: 1000000000000
falloit 4 much?
His luck is more like -1000000000000
haha
agility has to be max... he jumped out of a falling car and grabbed onto a tree.. that's next level stuff right there
Agility and intelligence should be highter but the charisma is 1
He was in creative mode
i know right
Ok, you got me
He was in Creative mode with only minor injuries
@@RBatman5000 Trueee
@@RBatman5000 *he dug below bedrock*
Death: Are you ready to die yet?
Guy: Well yes, but actually no.
Well no but actually no
I don't care if he lied, someone has to make a movie about this! I call Jim Carey as first option!
Release date?
i think he cant remeber cuz he is in his 80s
Final destination
@@GalaxyYeaYea he's 91, still alive and perfectly healthy and happy 😂
Paul Sorvino or Danny Devito would be a better fit for an elderly Selak looking back at his life.
Dude, i can't even imagine the ptsd he has
That's why details are murky for him. It takes great discipline, determination and courage to look into the trauma and emotional pain that even your very brain tries to forget/run from. We all spend a lot of time trying not to die every day, but it's mostly unconscious because, well who wants to think about that constantly? How many times do you have near misses or even accidents while driving? Do you remember every single detail or do you try to get on with your life?
This man
skypie 700 .
Yup
Did you not watch to the end? He’s obviously full of shit
*Death has left the server*
You have discord??
LOLOLOL
LOOOOOOOL
LoL
oH G0l1y G3
Death: **takes out Uno+4 Death card**
Selak: *Uno Reverse Card*
Death: •o•
So now death is dead
@@arobeplays6731 yea
*surprise pikachu noise*
What we learned is that:
*This dude doesn't know how to take care of his cars* 🤨
😂😂
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Or cars know how to “take care” of him
Space Man Well clearly they don’t know how to “take care” of him, they were 0-2
@@spaceman5089 funny!
Death: i want him dead
Life: nah lets keep him alive
Death: ......
Life: ......
Death: how about we make him almost died everytime?
Life: .......... Deal
This needs more likes 😂
Underrated
@@chelsepinckney1068 so true
😂😂😂
He has plot armor
Man his insurance rate tho.
Lol
I dont get this insurance thing. Pls explain.
@@TetaGama bcuz if u have insurance, everytime u will get on accident the company will give u money
Techkz so when you get in a accident your insurance pays part of it. The more you get in accidents the more insurance costs
Oh I get it now.
2:46
The Infographics Show: He suffered minor burns
Me: HES ON FIRE
Shadrk like the Minecraft avatar:)
“Luckiest unlucky man in the world”
_IT HURTS ITSELF IN IN ITS CONFUSION_
Ok
"I won, but at what cost?"
*The Devil wants him but God is not letting him go. 😂*
TriggeredMuchh and he’s just in the middle of it😂😂
Ima catholic
I'm not religious at all
LOL
Ikr
mans put all his skillpoints in luck
Fallout be like
Death: *exists*
Selak: *Y E E T*
Person: Survives a near death experience
Selak: First time?
I can imagine hime in a plane and it is about to crash and he says " Not again!".
Fized YT Not again! Will me have a bad accident evrr again!
You spelt spelt him wrong
You that read wrong
You read that wrong to
You checked that that
You read that wrong
@@dipz6479 Unoriginal
Maulana Zakaria yeah I know I’m just really uncreative
@@dipz6479 You get 1 like for being honest.
He must use flex tape to prevent damage
*top*
Yes
Oliver Kirkland yeeet
THatS A LoT OF DaMAGe
FLEXXXX TAPE
Death: It’s over time to
Selak: I decide when it’s over
Also Selak:"And I decided for a girlfriend,not gonna lie."😂
Death: I am here to collect you
Selak: *Uno reverse card*
Death: Woah there buddy! Take it easy I’m leaving!
Death plays athuret uno revers card
This is lame
Selak: surging with power!
imagine what the insurance company thinks of him
*free money*
Mr. Plagued LMAO
My God
Lol
Insurance firms hate him!
Selak: On the Titanic
Titanic: Starts to sink
*yeets out uno reverse card*
**starts uno revese card collection**
Selak: *Starts to sink*
OMFG LOL
MoonRise Terminus How is that a wooosh
Wouldn’t he sink
*MISTAKE 100*
I feel like this man was living a “Final Destination” life literally!
Definitely sounds that way!
People: You only live once
Selak: *Are you sure about that?*
If the entire final destination franchise was a person
the movie was probably based on it
Hahaha what I was thinking
Plot Twist:
*He Planned All Of That Accidents.*
Mass murderer
Ohh shit...Mr. Glass is back...
Your grammar is an accident.
High-risk insurance infringement.
(Won't gonna help at grammar train-wreck though)
@@mountainGOTE Why do you have to be such a dickhead about it
It actually sounds kind of fun being able to experience life after falling out of a plane and stuff like at a natural disaster I’d be so chill
idk if i could be chill knowing that walking outside could start a meteor shower
Until you actually experience how it is in person
@@danielacraciun9370 your name is perfect for that reply
How could it be nice to get a earthquake in the middle of your house!!??!?!
@@Magicul i know
Me: sees this guy in a train station with me
Also me: **chuckles** im in danger
I got it... he’s a cat
he has murphy's law.
Lolll
Lol
Minecraft Ranger
איתי סיטבון boo on you hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
Thanos failed to snap him away
Jack
Death: First time .. Huh
Jack 🤣🤣🤣
After he snapped 4 times
Pilot: *sees this guy on the plane*
Pilot: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Random guy: (rides with Selak)
(Vehicle catches fire)
*Chuckles* I'm in danger
Chuckles*
Wow, dat moment when you fall out of a plane and you think "Damn, everyone is gonna survive except for me!" And a day later you hear that everyone else died and you are the only survivor.
Minecraft Vadder yeah, being a sperm cell sucks
So relatable 😂
*The death has made a mistake*
Plot twist he woke up 1 day after he was buried and broke out of the grave
Zelak: IM IMMORTAL!!
@@whatdidyoud0890 lol
With only minor issues
Unknown Animations 😅
It is Selak
wow, this is almost hard to believe. Falling out of a plane and landing on a haystack? Beyond amazing
SEELAK ON TRAIN
SEELAK: AHH HERE WE GO AGAIN
Sounds like Final Destination 6 to me.
Okay!
Makes sense
Yes lol
There isn't a 6th one......
@@tylerries1828 exactly
Death: hmmmm well lets get him early
Life : no it’s illegal
Death: I’m still taking him
Life: stop!
Him: almost dies but don’t
Death: ಠ_ಠ
Ezio: I did the highest leap of faith
Edward: No, I did!
Selak: Hold my haystacks.
I'm watching this and I'm just wondering where the movie based on his life is
I thought the same thing!
There's a few of them. They all mention going to a final destination or something...
Final destination
EXACTLY
I heard that Unbreakable (Bruce Willis) was in some way based on him, maybe is a rumour
Selac should have been a RUclipsr, do you know how much clickbait he could make
“The time I almost died”
“The second time I almost died”
“The last time I almost died”
“The last last time I almost died”
“ the final time I almost died”
But that clickbait was true
you forgot the title "The time I almost made people die from laughter"
The time I died
Last video "the time I died"
Actually that wouldn't even really be clickbait... He really did almost die...
Me: I'm luckiest man alive!
Frane Selak: *hold my life tea milk...*
He has the Murphy's law am i right?
*Y* *E* *S*
Yes
Satan: i think i'll take this one
God: no lol
Satan: stop it
God: lmao try it
Satan: COULD YOU STOP
God: getting salty? Lmao.
Its Your Boi Guy In The Black Hoodie bruhhhhh 😂😂😂
This deserve so much likes.
McDonalds: HEADSHOT NOOBS! McHeart Attack gets em every time
Are you a 5 year old
Its Your Boi Guy In The Black Hoodie hahaha
"A bus hit him while walking on a street" even WALKING isn't safe for him xD
This dude should just never move again
2 legged giraffe he might get hit by a meteor that way 😂
Selak: Boards mode of transportation
Passengers: Aight imma head out
That man must've had quite a few shinigami in love with him
Death: I’ll take this guy
Death:
Death:
Death: Ah screw it I’ll do it later
**Several years later**
Death: I’ll take him now
InternetInfantry he still alive
Lol
Death: damn butter fingers
that lucky guy: stay away from me
death: where is he now
He was in creative mode.
Then in survival mode
CHEAT MODE ON
@@messyhowling9603 you dont know minecraft and its popular as fortnite
SaSR Coding & ReTrO Music ok then
Sees title unluckiestman
Sees thumbnail luckiestman.
Me:*visual confusion *
i love how he gets into accidents all the time,but survives all
But did he step on a Lego and survive?
I am luckiest man alive i stepped on a leggo box and survived ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PKTHUNDER102 -Roblox Mincraft and more! Dude. You are a god
Jayden Lamothe no
I stepped on a lego fell and landed on a another I had 15 broken bones *incase ur curios the bone part is a joke*
PKThunder, don't lie
*1 hp clutch*
Yes
Lol
Dank
Yr name lol
MLGbarbie69 steve punches him
KO
Plane: goes down
Frane: oh shoot, here we go again.
They should make a movie about this.......oh wait Final Destination
It is not that he is unlucky he has a aura that kills everyone around him.
Conrad Barnes plot twist: he is death
That's where Qrow Branwen was inspired from
Plot twist he used hacks in real life!
Sounds like an amazing anime plot!
Damn
I wonder what version of cheat engine is he using
4.2
@@denno445 dude that's so outdated, we use 6.1
@@xanny650 Noob that was 1 hour ago. The real pros be using 8.9 right now. Smh
Johnny LeDoge version 8.9 is so outdated I'm using version 52.1 it has the new feature of letting you make your age whatever you want and i'm reliving my middle school years rn
@Will McClelland r/whoooosh
This man is the actor for assassins creed.
1:38 the real assasin's creed leap of faith pro
The developers gave him too much HP.
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH
Nah he got the Moderator Rank and abused it.
Lmao. He has infinite cheat codes
un-lucky.exe found
Zelak is too OP. Needs nerf
please ban xSelakx9000 for using invincibility cheats tnx
lol.
*lol.*
you need the lämp
No its XxDaddySelakx42069xX
Dón't wôrry its dõne möth bōi. Ur welcøme.
Man: *dies in plane crash* Selak: N00b
Death: *Nearly Gives him a high five*
The guy: *S I K E* *Whips his arm away and walk away like a savage*
Death: Wait Thats illegal
Either he is respawning or just have cheats on
Why not both?
*when you use your infinite health cheat in gta san andreas*
hehe ill jump into cars
God mode
*cue Re: Zero music*
Yeah god mode on but the game's devs banned him finally
He was only lucky because he used Skillshare
LMFAO
And Wix lol
Ahmid you should have used skillshare
Lol
My bro living with plot armor💀💀
3:06 who can’t take the audio seriously
*The luck of the Irish strikes again*
Had to been Irish somewhere in his family tree...
It’s Nagito
Lol how's Conor doing?
anonymous UK Oh haha so original ooh how did u ever come up with that one
Cuba!
*Human cat discovered*
😂😂
Lol
@NoPersonalities G he won't die
Show maker : don’t worry he only got a broken bone and hypothermia
Also show maker : only suffering minor injuries
He is probably actually the most clumsiest man in the world and caused all of these incidents himself.
*LIFE: Ladies and Gentlemen, I got him*
KHOA DANG VAN lol it’s we got him. You know why? Cuz life sent billions of vehicles to be like suicide bombers to him, yet they failed. So life got him technically with its vehicles.
Death: OH, A GAME? I WILL PLAY BLACK THEN. BUT IT IS KIND OF RIGGED SINCE ONLY CERTAINTY IS ME.
How the hell did survive all those if I see him I'd love to be his friend
and then he wins the lottery after.
@Theo Zier supposedly fake, still not enough evidence for or against it.
@@hdsporty609 he was an actual person look it up
ikr
@@jaronkemp9240 yes he may be real but all these incidents may not
“from zagreb to rijeka”
me, a croatian person: ah yes, the title makes sense now
Remind me to never ride on the same transportation he takes lol.
A Series of Unfortunate Events lol
He's suffered more than those 3 young children
lol his situations were why worse than the baudelaires situations
Guys he’s not comparing how much he suffered to how much the Baudelaires suffered, he’s simply stating that this mans life, is quite literally, a series of unfortunate events.
Is this man made out of nokia 3310's or what?
You mean Nokia 6. Nokia 6 is tougher than 3310.
LMAO
Those phones was the shit
Lmao
He is a Croat.
1:43 Man was playing Assassin's Creed in real life
Edit: Grammar
Hehehe yeah
Are you lucky?
Frane Selak: *well yes, but actually no*
He must either really love or really hate car insurance
Must*
@@mikemarks6136 oops
Death: *MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME...
I feel so bad for the people who was with him during the incidents.
I bet after the first few vehicle accidents he doesn't even look up from his phone anymore, be like "been here, done this"
He probably just saves his life like it's a daily routine
Darn right!
. LOL
im sure he had a phone in the 70s
. Wow you’re so edgy
Death: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMA -
...
Death: Nevermind used Flex Tape to fix himself...
Rapzer 2.0 🤣
The thumbnail:the luckiest man
The title:the most unluckiest man
Me:make up your mind!
Don't you just hate oxymorons. ;)
*falling off the cliff*
Dude: argh, here we go again.
1:42 - 1:49 assassins creed in a nutshell
Best comment
Gamers are everywhere 😂😂😂
He was the inspiration behind AC leap of faith
Yasssss
Lmao