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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2020
  • When the Shanghai Sharks stop serving booze at basketball games, the Shark Knight must go to great lengths to get his buzz on.
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Комментарии • 945

  • @t0ny1189
    @t0ny1189 3 года назад +1735

    Donny is the last hope for American-Chinese relations

  • @bryced5937
    @bryced5937 3 года назад +913

    Donnie's relationship with the concession ladies is adorable

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 3 года назад +22

      If you haven’t seen his relationships with his cleaning ladies you’re missing out.

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 3 года назад +4

      @@FirstFamilyCharger Hu Ayi!

  • @coleunderwood9417
    @coleunderwood9417 3 года назад +735

    Quote of the century: “I need to get three beers into this baby”

    • @thediddler
      @thediddler 3 года назад +12

      Hard disagree. Slurping beers out of little Ricky’s ding dong is the ultimate in inclusion.

    • @colesmith3985
      @colesmith3985 3 года назад +7

      *blows a hoon right into the baby’s face

  • @jesserowe4059
    @jesserowe4059 3 года назад +558

    This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. And I've watched A LOT of things.

    • @TheWontonDon
      @TheWontonDon  3 года назад +44

      Appreciate that Jesse!

    • @jamjam7895
      @jamjam7895 3 года назад +7

      @@TheWontonDon you’re welcome Donnie

    • @jackkelly252
      @jackkelly252 3 года назад +3

      @@jamjam7895 wait...

    • @JustGotSomeIdeas
      @JustGotSomeIdeas 3 года назад +2

      @@jamjam7895 did you just..?

    • @rowef
      @rowef 3 года назад +2

      We must be related

  • @babyvalentine3684
    @babyvalentine3684 3 года назад +250

    *"You merely adopted rock bottom, I was born in it. Molded by it."* - Wonton Don

    • @joek1121
      @joek1121 3 года назад +1

      The man's a poet.

    • @babyvalentine3684
      @babyvalentine3684 3 года назад +2

      @@joek1121 *prophet

    • @dansullivan5143
      @dansullivan5143 3 года назад +1

      Y'all do realize this is a bane reference? Don bringing it full circle

    • @joek1121
      @joek1121 3 года назад +1

      @@dansullivan5143 yes. Thank you.

  • @prestobizmal
    @prestobizmal 3 года назад +285

    You ever like a video before you even watch it? The Don does that to me

    • @vtpguitarist
      @vtpguitarist 3 года назад +3

      Got that like locked in before the opening ad finishes. Why put off the inevitable?

    • @tabernaclejones6115
      @tabernaclejones6115 3 года назад

      I like to procrastinate. I'll like it maybe the 3rd time I watch it today.

  • @spjr99
    @spjr99 3 года назад +68

    That 10 second pause when he realizes they don't have beer is just incredible

  • @brendanbloomberg3283
    @brendanbloomberg3283 3 года назад +169

    Damn...i thought when the medic died in Saving Private Ryan was sad....then Donnie went to the concession stand.

  • @johnny6071
    @johnny6071 3 года назад +256

    The vodka injected bell pepper had me dying lol, that holds a decent amount.

    • @therealjaypowell
      @therealjaypowell 3 года назад +6

      Yeah I’m using that idea at some point, seems pretty legit.

  • @familylivesmatters
    @familylivesmatters 3 года назад +92

    19:25 Is the best part. I can’t imagine what’s going through those peoples minds with Tanya ranting about god knows what and then bricks a babies head

  • @DEXERTOCSGO
    @DEXERTOCSGO 3 года назад +164

    An internet icon.

  • @evs251
    @evs251 3 года назад +242

    Only true alcoholics are willing to dress as a female just to smuggle beers into a game.
    I love these videos

  • @LuhMoody09
    @LuhMoody09 3 года назад +395

    Still blows my mind that this man has never been detained by the Chinese authorities lol

    • @Procy86
      @Procy86 3 года назад +61

      He definitely has been detained

    • @2WheelsGood.01
      @2WheelsGood.01 3 года назад +43

      He has lol. They're usually really lax with foreigners though. China in general is really safe so they just get a kick out of it really.

    • @TennisGvy
      @TennisGvy 3 года назад +28

      He did, right? Didn't he get bailed at the request of Yao Ming?

    • @chicanohek
      @chicanohek 3 года назад +19

      he has several times but not a real "crime", being an internet troll isn't illegal

    • @Scottsdaleofficesteve
      @Scottsdaleofficesteve 3 года назад +8

      @@2WheelsGood.01 I remember Donnie calling it Disneyworld for foreigners lol. If youre white, I guess you get treated like a king

  • @phillyphlow4489
    @phillyphlow4489 3 года назад +304

    This is the greatest piece of content, ever put on the internet.

  • @BigLobster44
    @BigLobster44 3 года назад +91

    This video is definitely deserving of the “Must Watch” label. Fantastic work Donnie

  • @jacyfisher6170
    @jacyfisher6170 3 года назад +84

    the gap between Donny content and anything else Barstool has put out in the last year is ENORMOUS

    • @PRMarshall
      @PRMarshall 3 года назад +6

      He’s too good for barstool

  • @Caleb-ow5qx
    @Caleb-ow5qx 3 года назад +125

    I don't ever comment but this is the single best thing I have ever seen, please keep doing you Donnie.

    • @vomitspitCONCARNE
      @vomitspitCONCARNE 3 года назад

      Do what I did about 2yrs ago and watch from the start of this channel and his 1st channel

  • @kaijunjiang9763
    @kaijunjiang9763 3 года назад +9

    Damn! Didn't think I could finish this. Started from a booze story and turned into an alcohol free soul searching of a man born in the dark. Man. you're a living legend.

  • @javiercota3703
    @javiercota3703 3 года назад +36

    A real tear jerker of an episode

  • @jwdomescik1
    @jwdomescik1 3 года назад +60

    The 6 dislikes are the executives who banned alcohol and Jeremy Lin

  • @mattshanahan1584
    @mattshanahan1584 3 года назад +29

    Brought a tear to my eye when Jimmer called

  • @ONEFOOTHOTDOG
    @ONEFOOTHOTDOG 3 года назад +11

    “I dont want to mix in a water I want to mix in THREE BEERS AND A FANTA” *cries*

  • @Kooqie
    @Kooqie 3 года назад +39

    YES YES YES. Been staring at the wonton don page all day waiting for this to be uploaded

  • @TheChanman9090
    @TheChanman9090 3 года назад +35

    Donnie doesn’t miss, epic conclusion

  • @Theman26642
    @Theman26642 3 года назад +21

    That bell pepper full of vodka is genius

  • @Fidelio558
    @Fidelio558 3 года назад +22

    “Mixin in a water” body bag😭

  • @morell1185
    @morell1185 3 года назад +10

    “You merely adopted rock bottom i was born in it molded in it”
    In straight tears😭😭😭😭

  • @EISPN
    @EISPN 3 года назад +30

    Vodka Peppers could catch on. Big brain move.

  • @lessneroutdoors4310
    @lessneroutdoors4310 3 года назад +274

    Imagine a squatting accident on quarter reps.

    • @chicanohek
      @chicanohek 3 года назад +5

      he was so weak, it found bound to happen while bending down to tie his shoe laces

    • @junkerjorg2
      @junkerjorg2 3 года назад +11

      with 135 lbs no less! LOL. He should easily be able to squat 425 for reps, at his size.

    • @chychywoohoo
      @chychywoohoo 3 года назад

      Tbf often times you load up more weight than usual if you're doing quarter squats

    • @icanwatchthevideos
      @icanwatchthevideos 3 года назад +7

      Bro you can’t blame him, shoelaces are not known for their structural integrity

    • @lessneroutdoors4310
      @lessneroutdoors4310 3 года назад

      @@icanwatchthevideos bahaha

  • @TennisGvy
    @TennisGvy 3 года назад +9

    This will be a hell of a trip for your grand kid watching this in 50-60 years lol. Pretty cool to leave a legacy like that

  • @mrzack888
    @mrzack888 3 года назад +55

    That Jimmer motivational quote straight outta Endgame with Thor's Mom.

    • @TheWontonDon
      @TheWontonDon  3 года назад +86

      Lol I just gave him a. bunch of super hero quotes to read to me

    • @JeffiMndtrckz
      @JeffiMndtrckz 3 года назад +5

      @@TheWontonDon HAHAHA lol

  • @Later_Nerd
    @Later_Nerd 2 года назад +5

    This might be my favorite channel I've ever found on RUclips. Every video is absolutely hilarious and actually a great travel show. Don's a 🐐

    • @TheWontonDon
      @TheWontonDon  2 года назад +2

      Thank you!

    • @Later_Nerd
      @Later_Nerd 2 года назад

      @@TheWontonDon Forsure man keep killing it. That bane bit was great.

  • @ianolson1
    @ianolson1 3 года назад +7

    This is a fuckin masterpiece. The bane scene edit was shockingly good.

  • @Ned69
    @Ned69 3 года назад +42

    This is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Shout out cheah hive.

  • @damskee4
    @damskee4 3 года назад +1

    Haha!!! When he's drunkenly yelling Lets go Sharks!!! Worth green pepper seeds on his face, I was dying!

  • @omar57977
    @omar57977 Год назад +1

    Amazing Donnie as always. Watched this series in 2023 and honestly this is what genuine real funny content is all about.

  • @rosslaufenberg463
    @rosslaufenberg463 3 года назад +9

    Ripping little Ricky's head off for that sweet sweet nectar had me dying! 😂

  • @professorlabs
    @professorlabs 3 года назад +6

    I usually laugh out loud maybe once at a hilarious video--but as with Donnie vids, cracked up about a dozen times for this one! Thank you for being the laughs we need!

  • @davisworley7716
    @davisworley7716 3 года назад +4

    So uplifting and inspirational. I really needed the Dark Shark in my life right now. Don & Jimmer have helped me realize that the value of a man lies in his ability to overcome adversity. Thank you Don.

  • @unclehoop3554
    @unclehoop3554 Год назад +2

    Can't wait to see Donnie give a speech at the UN General Assembly Hall just a matter of time!

  • @pussylips82
    @pussylips82 3 года назад +4

    Between the production, the editing, and Donnie's awesome personality this is hands down my favorite thing about barstool

  • @codywilliams1012
    @codywilliams1012 3 года назад +14

    Wonton is the most entertaining person on barstool

  • @lloydjr8207
    @lloydjr8207 3 года назад +7

    Love your shit man...idk why you dont have 50 mil subs...you should of won the survivor too..thanks for all your hard work

    • @TheWontonDon
      @TheWontonDon  3 года назад +1

      Thank you buddy

    • @lloydjr8207
      @lloydjr8207 3 года назад

      @@TheWontonDon favorite quote "that's Hong Kong 7 for ya, mixed with a little MDMA" literally laughed my ass off

  • @ChilledGuitarReviews
    @ChilledGuitarReviews 3 года назад +4

    I am laughing so much I just had to take my Asthma inhaler for the first time this month. Donnie you are a hero. The one we need and the one we deserve.
    Duck Rivers will be looking down on you from duck heaven with pride.

  • @lestergoodermote4584
    @lestergoodermote4584 3 года назад +10

    This video is a thing of beauty. Donnie's content is the content we deserve!

  • @JuanCanuck
    @JuanCanuck 3 года назад +17

    How tf am I just seeing this now...

  • @barbackbrian5329
    @barbackbrian5329 3 года назад +1

    What would be better: Hairy "The Hoon" Crab Rangoon, Shark "Tank" Fin Rangoon, or Abalone Rangoon?
    Expat living in Hong Kong. Whenever I make weird stuff in the kitchen, she starts singing "Woah Thats Weird". Huge fan!

    • @padraig5335
      @padraig5335 3 года назад

      I still walk around singing the freaking lobster popcorn song, so I completely understand.

  • @rongsc1
    @rongsc1 3 года назад +19

    This is so epic, Barstool needs to send you to China on a private jet and finish the SAGA.

  • @grimmttg7078
    @grimmttg7078 3 года назад +15

    Donnie. We need you back traveling !

  • @nomararevir2170
    @nomararevir2170 3 года назад +7

    The dedication to getting those 3 beers and a Fanta is God tier.

  • @jayrodprime
    @jayrodprime 3 года назад +4

    This deserves a hell of a lot more views. The time and effort that has gone into this video is incredible. I take my hat off to you to you sir, you are a legend!!

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад +1

    This is easily one of my favorite episodes Donny. If laughing so hard that tears come out of my face means you made me cry, the by god, you made me cry laughing.

  • @RustyB5000
    @RustyB5000 3 года назад +3

    when u blew smoke in the baby's face i lost my shit hahahaaaa! thanks one-ton don

  • @cams6759
    @cams6759 3 года назад +3

    A legendary ending to a epic saga of significant proportions.
    The night is always darkest before the DON! - Big Jimmer

  • @dantaylor897
    @dantaylor897 2 года назад +2

    Little Ricky!!! Hahaha i just about pissed myself,well done sir you have a new super fan. Loving it from NZ

  • @jacksonpettis5411
    @jacksonpettis5411 3 года назад +2

    These vids are like the office or trailer park boys, never gets old. I can watch these on repeat and never get bored. Still remember watching you sit on the stoop in Boston and making me laugh my ass off. You’re the man Donnie. Hey how ayr ya

  • @sceneugh
    @sceneugh 3 года назад +8

    i had to pause the video once he started crying becuase they do not sell beer anymore. im dying LOL

  • @deenzmartin6695
    @deenzmartin6695 2 года назад +3

    the part when he discovers there are no beers allowed was electric and emotional.

  • @PaPaPOVEY
    @PaPaPOVEY 3 года назад +1

    11:59 that lady practicing her hoon squat while working on her ball handling was priceless.

  • @blakerhodes8760
    @blakerhodes8760 3 года назад

    The Mormon Megladon is on Mount Olympus right now and we are getting our asses kicked! This is one of the great comedy sentences ever, coupled with blood curdling desperation = Comedy Gold

  • @kingmezs23
    @kingmezs23 3 года назад +5

    The fact this is the second time he's gotten in in a disguise is amazing

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 3 года назад

      The level of execution is mind blowing 😉

  • @fazeaids4521
    @fazeaids4521 3 года назад +6

    Damn Donnie this is amazing work, so much effort put into this!! Barstools savior

  • @ThePWNDR
    @ThePWNDR 3 года назад +2

    Donnie, you produce the highest quality barstool content. Never stop being The Wonton Don.

  • @Mr1978Dan
    @Mr1978Dan 3 года назад +1

    I've been on a non stop Wonton Don kick for a week now. Besides being the greatest content creator at barstool, you are very talented creator within youtube itself.
    You have such an amazing amount of quality videos. Its mind blowing! No one can ever take away from the legacy you've created!
    You will be recognized for your dedication and commitment one day on a level you deserve!!!

  • @Treypatunas
    @Treypatunas 3 года назад +10

    I’m eating and when Donnie was getting dressed up as a girl I nearly spit my food out 😭

  • @robertadams803
    @robertadams803 3 года назад +3

    Damn that ending was perfect. This film lives up to the hype great work Donnie!

  • @jonathandillard3584
    @jonathandillard3584 3 года назад +2

    The Shark Knight will remain one of my favorite series. The Wonton Don remains the GOAT!

  • @eitanw
    @eitanw 3 года назад +2

    Shahk Tank content is the best Bahstool content! Awesome video Donnie, well worth the wait man!

  • @drewg7581
    @drewg7581 3 года назад +8

    "One fanta's not gonna cut it bao bao"

  • @AgustinBrizuela
    @AgustinBrizuela 3 года назад +9

    I must admit, I shed a tear when I saw that beer wasn’t sold anymore

  • @Jamatr0n.
    @Jamatr0n. 3 года назад +2

    Most underrated RUclipsr of all time. Donnie is a legend

  • @finnkiernann
    @finnkiernann Год назад +1

    “Oh yeah you’ve hit rock bottom buddy. You’re worth millions of dollars, you have an NBA championship ring, you’ve inspired millions of Asians around the globe and not to mention you have a Harvard degree to back up on. Look at me I’m drinking fucking beer out of a baby skull! You merely adopted rock bottom, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t have any dignity until I was 30 and by then it was too late! Fuck the ducks”
    Donnie this is literal fucking gold. A cultural masterpiece. Contact a local masshole on direct message and let me help you reach the views you deserve through reels/ insta vids and tik toks. Willing to do all the editing. Love ya buddy

    • @finnkiernann
      @finnkiernann Год назад

      And the whole parallel between you and Jimmy of him being the Mormon Megladon who never drank who was always the hero they needed, when you were the hero they deserved. Outstanding. The ultimate ending to the shark night series

  • @bonkgaming4796
    @bonkgaming4796 3 года назад +40

    Donnie you should’ve put a white Russian in a baby bottle call it Ricky‘s formula

  • @bogo1992
    @bogo1992 3 года назад +3

    When everything sucks around the world the Shark Knight delivers something epic.

  • @Ajaxdamasta
    @Ajaxdamasta 3 года назад +2

    Please lord give Donnie millions of subscribers this guy is the funniest man in barstool

  • @StusShoes
    @StusShoes Месяц назад

    Blowing the smoke in Little Ricky's face made me lose it😂

  • @skylergarner6053
    @skylergarner6053 3 года назад +3

    when he kicked little ricky down the stairs LMao

  • @8YearHiatus
    @8YearHiatus 3 года назад +4

    Next season... Shark Knight returns

  • @juicyburgers4636
    @juicyburgers4636 3 года назад +1

    I watched all your content on the Shanghai sharks and your last video was quite possibly one of the best videos you've put out in a long time I'm sad to hear the sharks suck and they no longer sell 3 beers in a Fanta The wonton Don is the boss and always will be my number one favorite on barstool hands down appreciate everything you do for us bro your content is the best cranking hoons and eating goons

  • @Real_Iceout
    @Real_Iceout 3 года назад +1

    Best content on RUclips hands down.

  • @walkerrobinson2808
    @walkerrobinson2808 3 года назад +18

    Never clicked on a notification so quickly

  • @Grandmas_Favorite
    @Grandmas_Favorite 3 года назад +3

    Holy shit... how did I go 8 months without watching Donny

  • @slowmoxiong
    @slowmoxiong 3 года назад +1

    I was born in Shanghai but played professional basketball in Zhejiang for four years. My dad played professional basketball for ten years. Basketball fans in Shanghai have been cheering on opposing players forever since the 1970s. I am so moved to see you supporting the team in Shanghai. The most loyal fan in Shanghai is not a Shanghainese or a Chinese but an American. Shanghai basketball culture, like Shanghai culture, was founded by white people.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @codyshowalter583
    @codyshowalter583 3 года назад

    What a film, perfect way to cap off the Sharks series and an incredible way to end the China videos. I'll be sure to smuggle some booze into the Shark tank this season, get absolutely hammered and give opposing teams hell this season in your honor Donny.

  • @TheDewaltBoy
    @TheDewaltBoy 3 года назад +3

    "I wouldn't be disguising myself as a young trashy broad named Tonya"
    "I'd be going as a trashy single mother, also named Tonya"

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 3 года назад +6

    1:02 Guy behind Donny wearing the single most Chinese hoodie imaginable. Has the nazi eagle insignia with "boy" underneath. Oh China, you so crazy

    • @boterham7144
      @boterham7144 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha thats not a chinese thing tho... ive seen it here all over Europe

  • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
    @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb Месяц назад

    Him comparing beer not being sold to having his mom murdered is one of the funniest things I have ever heard lololol

  • @ferntells
    @ferntells 3 года назад +1

    I have never laughed more watching a youtube video, this is amazing.

  • @Rknowles813
    @Rknowles813 3 года назад +6

    The content GOD! If you were dating Hank you'd get your videos promoted more.

  • @angelgalvan6810
    @angelgalvan6810 3 года назад +3

    This video is hilarious and great
    I didn’t even know China had teams like this

    • @sukmiicook
      @sukmiicook 3 года назад

      China LOVES basketball

  • @FatLikeKessel
    @FatLikeKessel 3 года назад +2

    Probably the best thing I’ve ever seen. RIP baby Ricky

  • @brad2191
    @brad2191 3 года назад +1

    I never comment on RUclips, but this is probably the funniest video I’ve seen in a LONG time. Thanks Don!!

  • @mikeypickett4468
    @mikeypickett4468 3 года назад +5

    “The worst part is once you finish the vodka you actually have to eat the bell pepper”

  • @clydesweetfeetlivingston1180
    @clydesweetfeetlivingston1180 3 года назад +3

    when we needed him most, he disappeared.

  • @nickbotcher6390
    @nickbotcher6390 3 года назад +2

    This is the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @EricAbroad
    @EricAbroad 3 года назад +1

    fucking SUBSCRIBED after the bell pepper HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this doesnt even seem possible

  • @supakoen2892
    @supakoen2892 3 года назад +12

    Those squats were the worst I've ever seen

    • @SomeJustice19k
      @SomeJustice19k 3 года назад +1

      It was resistance training, he had a band under him, but yea...

    • @jdion79
      @jdion79 3 года назад +1

      try squatting as an aging 7'3" basketball player.

  • @luclapointe6187
    @luclapointe6187 3 года назад +1

    This video just won RUclips. Thank u Donnie and Bao Bao for ur service

  • @SomeJustice19k
    @SomeJustice19k 3 года назад

    Best Barstool video yet. Even better than storm chasers.

  • @jasewl3741
    @jasewl3741 2 года назад

    Sneaking beers into a Chinese basketball game is about the funniest shit I have seen in while. This dudes channel is gold. He should have way more subs.