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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @dropout
    @dropout 10 лет назад +838

    When in doubt, "Duì" it out.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 лет назад +104

      Thanks for watching. Any chance you can share it on the site? Would greatly appreciate it.

    • @icecollision
      @icecollision 10 лет назад +2

      It means "that's right" so you can never go wrong!

    • @dropout
      @dropout 10 лет назад +49

      Donnie Does Set me up with Cindy next time I'm in Shanghai and I'll see what I can do.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 лет назад +57

      CollegeHumor HJ for promotion. You got yourself a deal.

    • @TAEHSAEN
      @TAEHSAEN 10 лет назад +11

      Donnie Does YES!! THIS MIGHT BE YOUR BIG BREAK! CollegeHumor PLEASE share his channel he really does deserve the subs! Please guys I love your channel too! :D

  • @vicesmadonna8151
    @vicesmadonna8151 5 лет назад +586

    He looks so much younger without sunglasses

    • @justinneilsonn2665
      @justinneilsonn2665 5 лет назад +23

      I know it trips me out.. seems like two different people

    • @Hoetobeajew
      @Hoetobeajew 5 лет назад +9

      @@justinneilsonn2665 it was 4 years ago, he has aged and put on weight

    • @justinneilsonn2665
      @justinneilsonn2665 5 лет назад

      @@Hoetobeajew yeah he needs to get some exercise... gotta push yourself once a week!!

    • @Warband1t
      @Warband1t 5 лет назад +3

      He has really good looking eyes 😬

    • @Emegleshow
      @Emegleshow 5 лет назад

      Indeed

  • @tRapdontRap
    @tRapdontRap 6 лет назад +199

    "Chinese or american girls which are more beautiful?"
    "Yes"

  • @RowanSavidant
    @RowanSavidant 7 лет назад +375

    Harvard Archeology 😂😂😂

  • @1338-c9s
    @1338-c9s 5 лет назад +101

    This guy is a god damn LEGEND.

  • @strengthbuild
    @strengthbuild 10 лет назад +231

    And so Don the adventurer conquered China with the strongest weapons he could acquire, a silver tongue, goose and his Tom Brady Suisey™

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 лет назад +14

      Silver Tongue Don has a nice ring to it. Check out signup.thesuisey.com if you ever want to get your hands on a Suisey

  • @BeeLarryKing
    @BeeLarryKing 5 лет назад +273

    The amount of douch that leaves your body when your take off the shades is incredible

  • @joshua34289
    @joshua34289 10 лет назад +264

    what a horrible person that chinese woman was

    • @rubenarends124
      @rubenarends124 5 лет назад +35

      she is looking for somebody on a dating show. nuffsaid

    • @wenxingwang7867
      @wenxingwang7867 5 лет назад +2

      That's why you should never trust any reality dating shows like The Bachelor.

    • @bushtucker88
      @bushtucker88 4 года назад +7

      she looks old. donnie deserves better and younger.

  • @xiaobao4757
    @xiaobao4757 5 лет назад +81

    Dude you are hilarious! My Chinese wife hates you and that makes it that much funnier!!

    • @seanowens9683
      @seanowens9683 3 года назад +3

      bahahahahaha

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 2 года назад +2

      hahahaha

    • @chad8251
      @chad8251 2 года назад

      Why does she hate him because he has never done anything offensive and actually really tries to be a good person

    • @xiaobao4757
      @xiaobao4757 2 года назад

      @@chad8251 She hates when foreigners in China act like knuckleheads. Basically different sense of humor between Americans and Chinese.

  • @flyingpowerlogitech
    @flyingpowerlogitech 10 лет назад +444

    so basically chinese women want to do absolutely nothing and be 100% dependent on their partner

    • @anastasiakoo3381
      @anastasiakoo3381 7 лет назад +26

      Also if you look at the psychological community standards in eastern countries communities are dependent on eah other and success is measured by community perception. While in the west success is based on an individual's achievement. Also it is common for husbands to take in parents and in laws and make sure they live with you and are fed and taken care of.

    • @AdiPrimandaGinting
      @AdiPrimandaGinting 7 лет назад +14

      I think East Asians are still very strictly traditional on the wife-husband responsibilities, do not you think? I live in Indonesia on a specific Karo ethnic, there was a societal knowledge (I would not say this was a tradition) that it was common in the past that mothers worked more hardly than the fathers in the farm to support the family.
      Even today, if a wife and a husband works in society influenced by our ethnic, it is okay. Ask any Karo you meet, the ones with last name Ginting, Peranginangin, Tarigan, Karo-karo, and Sembiring (they are our head mergas/clans), I am sure most of them confirm my observation.

    • @abeurakadabeura
      @abeurakadabeura 6 лет назад +20

      Different culture, different tradition.
      I am a Westerner and I really prefer the girl to keeps as the role of the girl and rely on me.
      I don't really like this bullshit equality of gender, so far I only see a higher rate of divorce and more people living in poverty. This equality doesn't work in our society's economy.

    • @11moleman
      @11moleman 6 лет назад +6

      It's partly down to statistics. Due to the one child policy many girls get aborted so there are now way more men than women. Therefore the women can be even more picky than they usually would.

    • @abeurakadabeura
      @abeurakadabeura 6 лет назад +1

      Well.. the stats are like 112/100 (if I recall well).
      And since the one child policy doesn't exist anymore, the difference between men and women are going to be lessen more and more.
      I don't think Chinese women want to be dependant on their partner, but just getting all the benefits from their partner's wealth while still being independant so they can leave whenever they want.

  • @frankbev327
    @frankbev327 6 лет назад +61

    That blank stare when your holding her by the arms lol

  • @Random_qubit
    @Random_qubit 5 лет назад +35

    'as long as we are dating , for sure' lol too much bro

  • @Milkberry333
    @Milkberry333 5 лет назад +18

    I lost it at “If we are together, how can you take care of both me and the goose” 😂

  • @marcpell133
    @marcpell133 5 лет назад +35

    The Boston accent was strong before it dwindled away

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery 5 лет назад +23

    0:37 the old asian guy smiling in the bottom left is so wholesome.

  • @NornIronLegends
    @NornIronLegends 10 лет назад +43

    Cant wait for Donnie Does Cocaine. That'll be a helluva video

    • @jordanloewen7636
      @jordanloewen7636 5 лет назад +3

      Rustled Jimmies he already did molly at a rugby game and koed some Aussie, what more do you want from the don?

  • @skateride
    @skateride 10 лет назад +13

    dude yes, your best episode in a while. classic donnie

  • @charliecooper3030
    @charliecooper3030 10 лет назад +34

    "We're making magic happen" perfectly describes how these dating shows are. You can say almost anything, regardless of how unnecessarily dramatic the questioning is, and despite the fakeness on the show from EVERYONE, the non-character actors were even more fake. Even her profile picture was 10x better looking than reality!
    Classic.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 лет назад +32

      I told them I had an ex-girlfriend who moved to France for school. They made me change the story to "my girlfriend moved to France for school. I went to pick her up at the airport when she came home for Chinese New Year and she got off the plan with her new French boyfriend. I was so sad!" Guess French people stealing American guys girlfriends makes for good TV!

  • @lawrencecd9453
    @lawrencecd9453 10 лет назад +9

    Absolutely loved it. Favourite fella on RUclips. You deserve so many more subscribers!!

  • @j.a79
    @j.a79 10 лет назад +17

    LOVE IT!
    How can you NOT be the most subscribed guy on youtube?
    This is fucking gold.

  • @InternetOxpress
    @InternetOxpress 10 лет назад +59

    Chicks that aren't married in their mid 20s are considered left over women. XD i'm gonna need to use that someday.

  • @OnlyOnline2O1O
    @OnlyOnline2O1O 10 лет назад +16

    videos are getting better and better donnie! (fresh suisey too)

  • @BrittneySaid
    @BrittneySaid 5 лет назад +12

    Am I the only one who finds young Donnie super attractive?

  • @anajulaly
    @anajulaly 10 лет назад +2

    Haha I love how at 4:29 When she says "you're very smart" but the subtitles say "your". Classic!

  • @NsRhea
    @NsRhea 10 лет назад +21

    Dude, no joke The Rock is my favorite movie ever.

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 лет назад +7

      Ya man hands down my favorite action flick.

  • @kaiditmn
    @kaiditmn 7 лет назад +10

    7:06 "Comeback of the century" wearing the Brady Suisey!

  • @Sditchvampire
    @Sditchvampire 10 лет назад +5

    Greatest youtuber of all time right here

  • @TimmacTR
    @TimmacTR 8 лет назад +39

    Wow, dude didn't even stress or anything.. xD

  • @chill3525
    @chill3525 5 лет назад +5

    Can't believe I am just seeing this now but this was brilliant.

  • @justwondering1967
    @justwondering1967 5 лет назад +1

    The hand on the shoulder during the post show interview is priceless. The funniest part of a very funny episode. It's genius because it's one take from one mind.

  • @evanhatmaker3087
    @evanhatmaker3087 6 лет назад +9

    “Now I’m very excited” all while it looks like he’s holding her hostage😂

  • @joshhumphries5707
    @joshhumphries5707 10 лет назад +21

    Donnie teach me to be like you. You're my inspiration

  • @buddythecow
    @buddythecow 3 года назад +2

    This is the one where I accepted that Donny is basically just American Borat

  • @NHL07DS
    @NHL07DS 10 лет назад +5

    Another genius video. I'm going to Cambodia next week for my own wee James Does adventure

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 лет назад +3

      Have fun. Cambodia is a wonderful place.

  • @evanderfavorites1
    @evanderfavorites1 6 лет назад +8

    This is literally "The Bachelor" on weeds. And I dig it. Lol.

  • @mikesjourneycontinues7979
    @mikesjourneycontinues7979 7 лет назад +1

    This channel is a goldmine hahaha! Watching your videos since yesterday! 😂

  • @InnerChild
    @InnerChild 10 лет назад +9

    Donnie I love your show!!

  • @Xiuhcoatl_
    @Xiuhcoatl_ 10 лет назад

    Definitely one of the best videos ! It was full on power play through and through. Can't wait to see what's next!

  • @fangchengchen
    @fangchengchen 10 лет назад +66

    Best video so far! Personally I don't like shanghaiese girl, they're kinda like LA girls, a bit shallow..

  • @TAEHSAEN
    @TAEHSAEN 10 лет назад

    Huge thanks to CollegeHumor for sharing this video on their website. You guys rock!

  • @handleReallyDafaq
    @handleReallyDafaq 9 лет назад +5

    Hahahahahaha, this cracks me up badly. Donnie you made my day. More videos plz

  • @quiblyful
    @quiblyful 10 лет назад +1

    You deserve more attention for your videos. All these are great!

  • @darky529
    @darky529 5 лет назад +3

    8:00 LMAO Donnie celebrating in the background

  • @utokayama5743
    @utokayama5743 4 года назад

    How does this video not have millions of views this is the funniest shit I’ve seen on RUclips for a long time

  • @jfuya2000
    @jfuya2000 10 лет назад +5

    0:40-0:48 - Holy shit! I just realized Donnie was shaving something down there O.o Careful with that razor, dude! lol

  • @stinkytofujohnson
    @stinkytofujohnson 10 лет назад +2

    This is fucking awesome man. I'm a Taiwanese-Canadian. (TAIWAN IS NOT CHINESE) and this made me laugh so hard at their conventional passive culture.

    • @stinkytofujohnson
      @stinkytofujohnson 10 лет назад

      冷靜 我不想跟一個陌生人在網上吵架. 我沒有說中國不好 我很喜歡中國 我也很喜歡台灣 有錯嗎? 我家的那一代在civil war之前就已經在台灣島上了 我是第23代

  • @SimakSantana
    @SimakSantana 5 лет назад +16

    "what was your major?" uhhhh archeology

  • @darkkthief1626
    @darkkthief1626 10 лет назад +14

    you kind of looked nervous for the first time ever when you were on stage

  • @Temerairezs
    @Temerairezs 10 лет назад

    Long. But worth the watch. You're hilarious dude.

  • @nosrozh
    @nosrozh 10 лет назад +8

    LMFAO, "you very safe"

  • @whatsintheboxox3480
    @whatsintheboxox3480 2 года назад

    “Oscar Wild-e” Rolf you’re the best Donnie 😂😂😂😂

  • @peterwang6788
    @peterwang6788 10 лет назад +110

    man you are hilarious. Chinese girls are too picky or maybe its just her.

    • @Meownekox3
      @Meownekox3 5 лет назад +6

      definitely her

    • @superfuzycat1
      @superfuzycat1 4 года назад +1

      Puritania with that attitude she has to lower her standards

  • @coreycook6213
    @coreycook6213 10 лет назад

    Best video so far!
    Epic

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 9 лет назад +9

    dway bombs LMAO

  • @6figurestickfigure129
    @6figurestickfigure129 5 лет назад +1

    I efff ing love this guy and without the sunglasses he looks like the worlds strongest bodybuilder

  • @dpyxl
    @dpyxl 3 года назад

    I'm too late for Donnie's party.. now I have to back-run all your videos.

  • @ThouxanbanTony
    @ThouxanbanTony 3 года назад +1

    0:36 bottom left corner. "Just looking good for the camera"

  • @nikolayuslarssonian2643
    @nikolayuslarssonian2643 9 лет назад +1

    THIS IS AMAZING

  • @dylandickeson2929
    @dylandickeson2929 5 лет назад +4

    8:03 the hoon destroyer

  • @dangerzone9747
    @dangerzone9747 6 лет назад +8

    This is the best day of my shitty life. LOL

  • @icey984
    @icey984 5 лет назад

    Best Video !!!

  • @jackadams7586
    @jackadams7586 10 лет назад

    One of my favorite videos you've make now that was great

  • @annon123
    @annon123 10 лет назад

    Dude this was awesome!!!! So funny!

  • @iPodTouchHelper247
    @iPodTouchHelper247 10 лет назад

    Awesome stuff donnie!

  • @luisramirez-oe8no
    @luisramirez-oe8no 10 лет назад

    Great come back donnie nailed it!!

  • @TheVarrx
    @TheVarrx 10 лет назад +4

    Legend

  • @harouneziad5262
    @harouneziad5262 4 года назад

    Big fan of your work Donnie! I lived in Shanghai for 7 years, so its nice to recognize some of these things about Shanghai and China. I was wondering how did you get to be on the TV show. Did they contact you or did you guys contact them?

  • @weeknders
    @weeknders 3 года назад +1

    I think Donnies obvious mistake is not giving the mother his goose for the win.

  • @Mr.paint123
    @Mr.paint123 5 лет назад +4

    Pulled a Tom Brady
    4th quarter
    Hail marry play
    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @mrzjohnson4
    @mrzjohnson4 5 лет назад +1

    It’s crazy that the company behind great content like this, also produces the call her daddy shit

  • @chad8251
    @chad8251 2 года назад +1

    Sounds like her Swedish friend wont move to China and take care of the mom

  • @seansullivan5554
    @seansullivan5554 5 лет назад

    Donnie is a blessing to us all

  • @JxckMusic
    @JxckMusic 10 лет назад

    Great Great stuff man, you will be a shanghai celeb soon!
    Hope to see you around the city...

  • @KOFilms797
    @KOFilms797 5 лет назад +4

    8:06 Donnie just creepin in the background lmao

  • @rzcrzc1449
    @rzcrzc1449 7 лет назад +1

    Haha, you are the king. Those shots look like Zhongshan park area.

  • @jackbauer4101
    @jackbauer4101 5 лет назад

    ABSOLUTE GOLD

  • @guyguino5770
    @guyguino5770 10 лет назад

    This is amazing.

  • @bennywho7180
    @bennywho7180 4 года назад

    I lost it when he brought the goose on stage LMFAO XD

  • @jackstenskie5796
    @jackstenskie5796 10 лет назад

    The Rock is an incredable movie , great shout Donnie

  • @chrisr5649
    @chrisr5649 3 года назад +2

    I’m showing this to my Chinese Aussie gf 😂

  • @antons44
    @antons44 10 лет назад

    Hey donnie first of all i just wanted to say that i love your videos:)
    And i wanted to know who makes the editing in this videos and is the cameraman the only guy that you know that is with you in China?

    • @DonnieDoesIt
      @DonnieDoesIt  10 лет назад +3

      Hey Antons. Nah I know quite a few ppl out in China. My buddy Rob from the US filmed and edited the first season and my buddy Alessio from Scotland has been filming and editing the second season so far.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez6697
    @benderbendingrodriguez6697 2 года назад

    The best way to embrace rejection is always with a happy ending 😂

  • @kyleidavidson
    @kyleidavidson 6 лет назад +1

    'Your very smart' Donnie, unlike the guy writing the captions!

  • @TAEHSAEN
    @TAEHSAEN 10 лет назад

    Loved your vid as always Donnie.. Keep it up bro you''re gonna get big I promise!! Haha I really wish I could see more vids from you!! Keep it up man!

  • @safewaycart
    @safewaycart 10 лет назад +1

    Raw Talent.

  • @camaroness
    @camaroness 2 года назад

    That ending was the best

  • @danZ-bg3mz
    @danZ-bg3mz 10 лет назад

    This is fucking golden haha it is indeed some high quality shit. keep it up Donnie!!

  • @KakashiHatake-jg6ok
    @KakashiHatake-jg6ok 3 года назад

    The Rock is a wicked cool flick. i had it on vhs as a kid

  • @dfelits
    @dfelits 10 лет назад

    Good morning over there! Omg! you are a genius, from now am your new subscriber and your fan from Mexico. Adios amigo!

  • @ianmcmath92
    @ianmcmath92 5 лет назад

    Amazing...

  • @Jordancw26
    @Jordancw26 10 лет назад

    amazing!

  • @lispylarry7955
    @lispylarry7955 5 лет назад

    Okay this guy is great but does he have another channel that still occurring cuz the last video was 7 months ago and what’s hit social media

  • @barrientes361
    @barrientes361 4 года назад +1

    Don in the mirror was hilarious reacting to her.

  • @nirnir1354
    @nirnir1354 5 лет назад +1

    Ending was GANG

  • @kevincheng96
    @kevincheng96 10 лет назад

    Wow this was interesting! YOU LEGEND!

  • @MrTCBJ
    @MrTCBJ 10 лет назад

    great video! keep it up. no idea how you only have such few views.

  • @dqaznballer
    @dqaznballer 10 лет назад

    excellent!

  • @jordane19969
    @jordane19969 Год назад

    What was the show called?

  • @Jakeb978
    @Jakeb978 10 лет назад

    Hey Donnie you videos always give me a laugh. Don't know how you don't get more views. Oh yeah fuck the Habs

  • @oski632
    @oski632 5 лет назад +2

    ultimate troll love it