Fortnite's DARKEST Character is a Horse

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @bakedtofu420
    @bakedtofu420 3 месяца назад +3093

    He is actually living a new endless life of torture as a Fortnite Festival NPC, having to listen to shitty players over and over and over

    • @captainet2457
      @captainet2457 3 месяца назад +198

      A fate worse then death

    • @poshiblitz
      @poshiblitz 3 месяца назад +141

      Constantly listening to the free epic games tracks, and the terrible music choices of 12 year olds

    • @notbowser8623
      @notbowser8623 3 месяца назад +65

      ​@@poshiblitz if I have to hear OG remix or Show them who we are once again I might end it

    • @poshiblitz
      @poshiblitz 3 месяца назад +33

      @@notbowser8623 You haven't even listened to "Silly Bros"
      Don't

    • @TheOnlyTraitor347
      @TheOnlyTraitor347 3 месяца назад +17

      My band and i chose metal songs most of the time

  • @CtrlAltRestore
    @CtrlAltRestore 3 месяца назад +1396

    Jones: I lost my whole family. ive been alive for thousands of years, endlessly micromanaging a endless loop.
    Fabio: First Time?

    • @DealwithitHand
      @DealwithitHand 3 месяца назад +21

      an* endless because it starts with a vowel

    • @CtrlAltRestore
      @CtrlAltRestore 3 месяца назад +18

      @@DealwithitHand nerd

    • @nico-is-very-bored
      @nico-is-very-bored 3 месяца назад +7

      @@DealwithitHand🤓👆”We’ll actually”

    • @DealwithitHand
      @DealwithitHand 2 месяца назад +12

      @@nico-is-very-bored i just like the word an 😔

    • @AidenTRP
      @AidenTRP 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@DealwithitHandthese are fortnite players, they don't know proper grammar 💀

  • @ZebraProductions54
    @ZebraProductions54 3 месяца назад +1665

    There's a detail in the emote where Fabio's hoofs are removed to allow him to hold the cereal box, only to reveal freakishly malformed human hands; this backs up the "previously human" theory.

    • @thebeokonma7644
      @thebeokonma7644 3 месяца назад +135

      "freakishly malformed" lmao bro theyre just little hands

    • @ZebraProductions54
      @ZebraProductions54 3 месяца назад +87

      THEY ARE TERRIFYING

    • @twistedreaper3730
      @twistedreaper3730 3 месяца назад +53

      @@thebeokonma7644 NIGHTMARISHLY TWISTED HANDS

    • @MrThing-md8ks
      @MrThing-md8ks 3 месяца назад +21

      they remind me of that baby hands episode on teen titans go

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 2 месяца назад +16

      Like the deer from adventure time

  • @CraftyTheFungus
    @CraftyTheFungus 3 месяца назад +598

    You should do something like this for Snap from chapter 3 season 3. His song already tells you “this isn’t just a living action figure, this guy is a serial killer” because he kills loopers and takes their body parts to add to himself. And if you talked to the scientist as snap, he said something like “Oh… you… survived.” Survived what???

    • @VIVID_RAIN
      @VIVID_RAIN 3 месяца назад +45

      So that's why he has to tomato head style 😮

    • @jaxo1930
      @jaxo1930 3 месяца назад +41

      Godrick the grafted in fortnite?

    • @frogboi7
      @frogboi7 3 месяца назад +31

      I wish they would’ve explored this more, maybe having action figure parts from non action figure characters or even zombie parts instead of all the recolors.

    • @TheCornyGamer2025
      @TheCornyGamer2025 3 месяца назад +14

      Heh... Heh heh... Cereal killer

  • @HoopyCoows
    @HoopyCoows 3 месяца назад +781

    I forgot i was watching a fortnite video and got taken out so hard when he mentioned Fortnite after the i have no mouth and i must scream segment

    • @giggonszo5399
      @giggonszo5399 3 месяца назад +18

      Yeah same

    • @LeoMcKay-ln6wm
      @LeoMcKay-ln6wm 2 месяца назад +3

      We have the Same pfp 😂

    • @0_moth
      @0_moth 2 месяца назад +3

      Dude I was pretty confused too😂😂

  • @Soonerfann721
    @Soonerfann721 3 месяца назад +1702

    Same game where you can griddy as Peter Griffin and sing Bad Romance as Darth Vader, by the way

    • @gizmoray721
      @gizmoray721 3 месяца назад +170

      Additionally, this is the same game where you will be able to sing Numb as Leatherface while wielding Captain America's shield and having an alive Among Us character on his back

    • @karnas1mp
      @karnas1mp 3 месяца назад +44

      Also this is the same game where you can see thanos and all might fight to death while captain Hook sings bad romance

    • @DeterminedTorres
      @DeterminedTorres 3 месяца назад +22

      This is also the same game where Jigsaw can bring it around after making sure an enemy player die lit while Itadori Yuji can sing Buddy Holly mixed with Vengabus’ lead instruments from Spider-Man.

    • @remingtonsix5517
      @remingtonsix5517 3 месяца назад +17

      And technically this is all legitimately canon

    • @mariofire3940
      @mariofire3940 3 месяца назад +8

      While wearing a blue among us backbling

  • @lordnoot9865
    @lordnoot9865 2 месяца назад +45

    The description of his built in emote literally says “he’s actually in horrible agony”

  • @galaxycamerata
    @galaxycamerata 3 месяца назад +271

    What if Fabio is meant to be a herald of something?
    A horse man of the apocalypse?
    We already have three horse mans. Base Fabio, Crunchy Fabio, and Roasted Fabio. The fourth will likely be the end of it. The Sparklemane of Death.

    • @MarinBatistic
      @MarinBatistic 3 месяца назад +7

      Best comment

    • @Max-iq8hi
      @Max-iq8hi 2 месяца назад +5

      That'd mean someone or something is turning regular people into Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, while forcing them to suffer eternally... That's just... wow...
      I thought it's like an infection that turns many people into Fabio, not just four. Unless there are four kinds of cereal, that can turn many people into different kinds of Fabio, with four types, kinda like different types of zombies in Resident Evil

  • @yesimlife5240
    @yesimlife5240 3 месяца назад +329

    Remember that the loop resets every 22 minutes, so the sun will never turn to ash on the fortnite island, as well as every looper being immortal, he doesn’t so this until the end of time, he does this forever

    • @HughJackmanisWolverine
      @HughJackmanisWolverine 2 месяца назад +14

      Dear God that is horrible

    • @glonk5877
      @glonk5877 2 месяца назад +5

      Loop resets every 22 minutes? Outer wilds?

    • @darkmastern2322
      @darkmastern2322 2 месяца назад

      The Good news, the ORIGINAL Fabio may have escaped the loop, but his world could be long gone, already destroyed by the ancient evils...
      The Bad News is every iteration of him within the loop is also suffering and multiplying forever.

    • @Thespiderunderthebed
      @Thespiderunderthebed 2 месяца назад +1

      Dang…

    • @darksoul490
      @darksoul490 2 месяца назад +5

      A game lasts about 20-25 minutes

  • @Possessed_Gamer
    @Possessed_Gamer 3 месяца назад +789

    Fabio Sparklemaine is a better written character then Paradigm

    • @So1om0n474
      @So1om0n474 3 месяца назад +57

      Paradigm was stuck on a moon colder than Antarctica for a few few years alone without anyone else she also has gone through some rough times.

    • @aprilmccoy851
      @aprilmccoy851 3 месяца назад +8

      @@So1om0n474 and?

    • @Culling_Gamer
      @Culling_Gamer 3 месяца назад +8

      ​​@@So1om0n474 Ehhh that ain't anything

    • @iAdden
      @iAdden 3 месяца назад +1

      Than

    • @bluekaiokenobama
      @bluekaiokenobama 3 месяца назад +5

      @@So1om0n474 ain’t shit bro ✊😭

  • @Just-pe4k
    @Just-pe4k 3 месяца назад +2788

    I could see Fortnite just making an entire season on this. There would be a live event were you have to kill the raimbow beast with the help of Fabio sparkle manes😂

    • @Jeikno
      @Jeikno 3 месяца назад +46

      Or a comic!

    • @chaosmaster7476
      @chaosmaster7476 3 месяца назад +57

      @@Jeiknoyeah agreed I feel like this would be more a comic thing tho I still would be interested in this as a season

    • @Loco_del_coco_05
      @Loco_del_coco_05 3 месяца назад +22

      It's too good an idea for them to come up with

    • @ProbablyGunter
      @ProbablyGunter 3 месяца назад +14

      if you can’t write a grammatically correct sentence you shouldn’t be leaving comments.

    • @Just-pe4k
      @Just-pe4k 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ProbablyGunteruh… no

  • @MonsterTaming420
    @MonsterTaming420 3 месяца назад +198

    I remember around when he came out I found a former Adult Swim (games?) employee on Twitter that was working on Fortnite as a character designer at the time and everything made sense.
    Also just remembered when nearly everyone in the lobby dropped him to grind out quests and get hundreds of levels in a match, terrifying.

    • @sketch-eee4165
      @sketch-eee4165 3 месяца назад +12

      Oh? Who's the adult swim employee? I wanna follow them!

    • @flamaerao
      @flamaerao 2 месяца назад +6

      ah, the zipline glitch, good times

  • @polypython
    @polypython 3 месяца назад +199

    Fabio feels like he was ripped right out of SCP or something

    • @REDACTED_Kali
      @REDACTED_Kali 3 месяца назад +14

      Fr, 13:24 felt like I was reading an article

  • @Stickman_The_Brave
    @Stickman_The_Brave 3 месяца назад +284

    I'm surprised Epic didn't make Fabio's cereal a real thing to hype up the season.

    • @SlayerXGamez
      @SlayerXGamez 3 месяца назад +10

      I’m saying

    • @MonsterTaming420
      @MonsterTaming420 3 месяца назад +16

      Me and my friends wanted it so badly when Fabio came out

    • @insectpublic
      @insectpublic 2 месяца назад +5

      Fabio cereal and real slurp juice would hit so hard

    • @SlayerXGamez
      @SlayerXGamez 2 месяца назад +1

      @@insectpublic ong

  • @Buplo
    @Buplo 3 месяца назад +508

    How are people just now finding this it's been 3 years

    • @SlayerXGamez
      @SlayerXGamez 3 месяца назад +28

      I already knew about this

    • @Regigigas_YT
      @Regigigas_YT 3 месяца назад +33

      1st thing I noticed when I got him and read the description

    • @patrickkelly1820
      @patrickkelly1820 3 месяца назад +34

      It's literally in his song and emote too, how are people only realising this now?

    • @redfox4220
      @redfox4220 3 месяца назад +42

      I think it’s cause people thought his skin was “ugly” they didn’t wanna give him a chance which is stupid

    • @х.ИНЕЙ.х
      @х.ИНЕЙ.х 3 месяца назад +5

      @@SlayerXGamez Me too.

  • @IceColdKoopa
    @IceColdKoopa 3 месяца назад +131

    Fabio watching the Chrome coming like he was the depth gauge guy in Waterworld
    "oh thank god"

    • @StarWandin
      @StarWandin 3 месяца назад +2

      The Nothing could be (and likely is) worse.

    • @lethimcookbro746
      @lethimcookbro746 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@StarWandinKnowing how badly Fabio wanted to be free from the curse. I think any fatal related death is nothing more than a breath of fresh air for him

    • @Gregoriah-3cb
      @Gregoriah-3cb 3 месяца назад +1

      "we're down to about... 5 feet and 3 inches of unicorn flakes..."

  • @kellymassei5654
    @kellymassei5654 3 месяца назад +68

    I personally think Ted's fate was worse then fabio's because at least fabio's pain ended. Ted is forced to live out this torture until the end of time and with Ted being the only living human left with only AM to accompany him, it's safe to say that ted's pain will never cease

  • @CognitoBeast
    @CognitoBeast 3 месяца назад +164

    I think there was also a description for the built in emote that you could view in the battle pass back then saying something about him not being able to stop eating the unicorn flakes

  • @magickmeat8763
    @magickmeat8763 3 месяца назад +93

    FINALLY somebody made a video on this, thank you so much. My friends will finally understand the lore I randomly mention whenever we play and I use the skin lol

    • @Khayreee
      @Khayreee 3 месяца назад +5

      Seems like this is bigger than doctor doom galactus or anything going on the only thing seceding into killing off the island and no one knows about it lol

  • @przewroce
    @przewroce 3 месяца назад +50

    2:20 i completely forgor about this video being a fortnite video

    • @diegodiablo__
      @diegodiablo__ 2 месяца назад +1

      Me too , I was questioning if I clicked the right video

  • @catofchaos
    @catofchaos 3 месяца назад +289

    I Love when fortnite does horror it's always insane

    • @gizmoray721
      @gizmoray721 3 месяца назад +36

      Comment reminds me of how Save The World-Fortnite's original form that was a comedic, cool PVE zombie game-casually has like 7-8 billion of our world's people wiped out by the storm

    • @ThatRandomBoi2
      @ThatRandomBoi2 3 месяца назад +2

      Yo, respectfully, by the way, it's when not where, not trying to start anything, just saying

    • @catofchaos
      @catofchaos 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ThatRandomBoi2 thanks for telling me

    • @ThatRandomBoi2
      @ThatRandomBoi2 3 месяца назад +1

      @catofchaos No problem, I just wanted to let you know

    • @I_love_myking_choso
      @I_love_myking_choso 3 месяца назад

      @@ThatRandomBoi2yurr

  • @Po1p0l3DaBe4st
    @Po1p0l3DaBe4st 3 месяца назад +166

    Fortnite should do an eldritch horror based season

    • @gizmoray721
      @gizmoray721 3 месяца назад +14

      A Cthulu inspired skin with magic themed kill reactivity at tier 100 would be wonderful oml

    • @JJ_mike
      @JJ_mike 3 месяца назад +9

      That would go hard

    • @LunrFox
      @LunrFox 3 месяца назад +10

      I'd be so down for that.
      Overwatch did that exact thing a few seasons ago, and it was pretty cool. Fortnite could definitely pull it off.

    • @kellymassei5654
      @kellymassei5654 3 месяца назад +2

      If they can do the xenomorph with it's ksi forehead they can do nyarlathotep with his weird tentacle head

    • @Po1p0l3DaBe4st
      @Po1p0l3DaBe4st 3 месяца назад +1

      @@LunrFox So have they done for Greek Mythology

  • @weirdguy5005
    @weirdguy5005 3 месяца назад +56

    I love how it took this long for someone to notice this, he's always been one of my favorites due to not only his comically dark lore, but also because most people I play with hate the sight of him, so it's a fun harmless torture :)

  • @kahlerwhale9839
    @kahlerwhale9839 3 месяца назад +66

    Fabio is who I mainly play as in fort. And I can think of three separate occasions in the last year where I played with friends/family who don’t play the game all that much and they’ve told me how the skin makes them uncomfortable for some reason 😂 I’ve been waiting for someone to cover the nature of his emote for a while now

    • @redsaviour3440
      @redsaviour3440 2 месяца назад

      I always got some bad vibes from him but I just chocked it up to him looking like he wants to touch kids

  • @MarioLOLZ
    @MarioLOLZ 3 месяца назад +130

    I didn’t play Fortnite until the OG season. Just recently, I’ve been listening to the previous lobby tracks since they’re pretty good. I think it’s funny how you made a video about this right after I actually listened to more than 5 seconds of the song and heard the rest of it. I really should’ve played fortnite sooner 😔

    • @RealbluesparkFN
      @RealbluesparkFN 3 месяца назад +8

      yeah but joining this late means you usually enjoy stuff more

    • @jake365-1
      @jake365-1 3 месяца назад +3

      Not to worry! We have only good times ahead :)

    • @windws7137
      @windws7137 3 месяца назад +1

      Same, dropped after season 5, but I like the story

  • @E77A64
    @E77A64 3 месяца назад +35

    Don't forget that Leviathan was also a meme skin in ch1 s3 he's based off the Minion from megamind. And was the og fish skin before fishsticks

  • @muf6779
    @muf6779 3 месяца назад +20

    This entire video reminds me of that meme where people like this guy makes dramatic videos/titles and u see spongebob and Patrick riding the baby roller coaster

    • @iammadmaxx66
      @iammadmaxx66  3 месяца назад +4

      You’re like the third or fourth person to reference that meme lol

  • @slurpjonesysimp5390
    @slurpjonesysimp5390 3 месяца назад +21

    I'm so happy to see skins like this getting attention. Just the amount of pure creativity and detail put into the goofy skins is amazing. It shows that Fortnite isn't just a sweaty 5 year old children's game, but CAN do cool things like this. (Even if they really want to stick to the corporate route)

  • @freak_bob1
    @freak_bob1 3 месяца назад +24

    this is the kind of video you’d watch while eating lunch

  • @AVG_Fox-sm9cw
    @AVG_Fox-sm9cw 3 месяца назад +14

    Peeley was blended up into a smoothie, frozen, made into a weapon like wolverine, and has been blown up or smashed several times

  • @alialielmrabet
    @alialielmrabet 3 месяца назад +210

    I hate to break it to you but in futurerama trailer in one of the boards of megacity we can see him still promoting the flakes

    • @arand0mguy370
      @arand0mguy370 3 месяца назад +1

      Can you provide a link to this clip

    • @FxseFR
      @FxseFR 3 месяца назад +18

      as said in the video, there are multiple, so either he is immortal or it's another one

  • @NZJSJ.
    @NZJSJ. 2 месяца назад +10

    an interesting detail to fabios emote, is that his eyes turn rainbow when he eats the cereal, which is a common trope in cartoons for characters eyes to turn rainbow to simbolize something similar to drugs effects. So ontop of having to advertise cereal till the end of time fabio is also constantly on drugs

  • @hanz0109
    @hanz0109 3 месяца назад +9

    Bruh this the type of stuff you'd see while you're half awake at 3AM

  • @The_Legend_Of_Kenny
    @The_Legend_Of_Kenny 3 месяца назад +34

    1:56 Darth Maul w/ no neck💀

  • @Quavil0
    @Quavil0 3 месяца назад +20

    I really hope they'll bring back the character descriptions in the collection book at some point.

  • @Nagskita
    @Nagskita 3 месяца назад +9

    Never thought I'd find myself feeling bad for an anthropomorphic horse.

    • @MistahMeiHeiLick
      @MistahMeiHeiLick 3 месяца назад

      bojack horseman

    • @Nagskita
      @Nagskita 3 месяца назад

      I never watched that show, is it even good?

    • @MistahMeiHeiLick
      @MistahMeiHeiLick 3 месяца назад

      @@Nagskita i never watched it either so idk

    • @Nagskita
      @Nagskita 3 месяца назад

      @@MistahMeiHeiLick real I guess lmao

  • @calebdenekas3615
    @calebdenekas3615 3 месяца назад +12

    Went from “5 people expecting grief over life times” to “yoinky splonky”

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
    @gladwrapenjoyer1973 3 месяца назад +5

    I can't wait to see a human version of Fabio wearing the same clothing, showing he broke the curse.

  • @Piniata460
    @Piniata460 2 месяца назад +8

    What about that one character that eats gum but in the loading screens it means something darker

  • @HUMAN-n2t
    @HUMAN-n2t 3 месяца назад +9

    There once was a unicorn with magical feet who shared yummy rainbows with everyone he meets

  • @EasyKiller1111
    @EasyKiller1111 3 месяца назад +15

    finally someone made a video about this thanks max

  • @MuffinTheGamer2009
    @MuffinTheGamer2009 3 месяца назад +6

    I've got an obsession with the AM monologue rn and I didn't expect to see it explained in a fortnite video of all things

  • @DealwithitHand
    @DealwithitHand 3 месяца назад +15

    🦄 "horse"

  • @jozsefbustamante2466
    @jozsefbustamante2466 3 месяца назад +5

    And the funniest part is (if I'm remembering correctly) that the other food related cursed character the bubblegum man gumbo is actually fine and enjoying his food related curse

  • @SUTTYEA
    @SUTTYEA Месяц назад +2

    I remember me and my friend where playing that season, and we both got the skin only to realize that his lore is HORRIFYING. Been waiting for this video since cubed dropped.

  • @thetoondevil
    @thetoondevil 3 месяца назад +34

    On the topic of fortnite lore, wasnt peely once a Jonsey variant? I swore i temember hearing peely used to be human.

    • @Rip_Astral
      @Rip_Astral 3 месяца назад +18

      It was when Jones’s went through a rift whilst holding a banana

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 2 месяца назад +7

      The original backstory of Peely is that he's a fusion of Jonesy and a banana. This was later retconned to just be a guy from a banana themed dimension, but before that Jonesy and Peely were locked in a bunker for an long time, with Jonesy being forced to eat Peely and writing several strange messages in his pink, potassium infused blood. Including "I am Banana" written directly on Jonesy's body.

  • @AlexanderVandormael
    @AlexanderVandormael 3 месяца назад +7

    8:50 flashbacks coming in...

  • @Navoii.
    @Navoii. 2 месяца назад +2

    Fabio the kinda guy to say “where my hug at?”

  • @_serpent_
    @_serpent_ 3 месяца назад +17

    12:10 i mean it really wont matter if a giant ancient being appeared on the island or not, everyone would js blast that thing back into oblivion, as seen with galactus and the og monster

    • @lethimcookbro746
      @lethimcookbro746 3 месяца назад

      That's the thing, those were monsters. This right here, we're talking about. Is an entity. An entity with unknown cosmic power

    • @LunrFox
      @LunrFox 3 месяца назад

      @@lethimcookbro746 Galactus is an entity with unknown cosmic power.

    • @lethimcookbro746
      @lethimcookbro746 3 месяца назад

      @@LunrFox I meant unknown as we know literally know nothing about it. Sure, Galactus is a cosmic entity that eats literal worlds for a snack. But not only did we have the marvel heroes on the island (who has well enough knowledge on how to counter Galactus) who had helped us get prepared for his arrival and helped us win. Where with this one. We literally don't know a single thing about it besides its objectives.

    • @johnnojojack-exe
      @johnnojojack-exe 3 месяца назад

      ​@@lethimcookbro746 that sums up most threats from the seasons. Still waiting for The Nothing to try something again.

    • @lethimcookbro746
      @lethimcookbro746 3 месяца назад

      @@johnnojojack-exe Kiss me

  • @YourLocalClown
    @YourLocalClown 3 месяца назад +15

    I'm surprised you didn't say anything about the tiny hands under his hooves 😭

  • @switchactions3184
    @switchactions3184 3 месяца назад +59

    Dire, Hybrid, Fabio Sparklemane: the unholy trifecta of hella caked up homoerotic furry skins

  • @marveler8994
    @marveler8994 3 месяца назад +37

    I kinda wish I had Fabio because he's probably the most memeworthy memeskin in the game

    • @Regigigas_YT
      @Regigigas_YT 3 месяца назад +1

      I got only 2 of his styles 😭

    • @E77A64
      @E77A64 3 месяца назад +5

      Epic: Nah lets give Peely another 30 reskins over Fabio, Chimpanski, Leviathan, Beef Boss, Tomato head, etc.

    • @marveler8994
      @marveler8994 3 месяца назад +3

      @@E77A64 That's why I'm hoping he's in the ch2 og battle pass, but people apparently hate the skin so idk

    • @xsicnisfn
      @xsicnisfn 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Regigigas_YT i think I have almost every style just missing 2 tho

    • @nok4799
      @nok4799 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@marveler8994Bro I have him, and I always get the most viceral reactions😭
      I had a guy turn on his mic to just say *"KitKat your skin is mad ugly."* And then turn it off again
      Most of the time I'll get people spamming rainbow emotes at me and pickaxing me in the lobby, people just hate those of us that even wear him istg💀

  • @monsieur_spigot
    @monsieur_spigot 3 месяца назад +20

    Actually, its a unicorn 🤓

  • @Oppbob
    @Oppbob 2 месяца назад +3

    Fabio has a better lore then Netflix movies

  • @kluszeq
    @kluszeq 3 месяца назад +5

    During the trailers for Chapter 3 of Season 4, there were these live-action videos. In one of them, a man was eating these flatbreads.

  • @pillowmint4622
    @pillowmint4622 3 месяца назад +6

    something I don't see people mentioning here is the description of the cereal itself. specifically, if you look at one of the lyrics in Flake That, Verse 2:
    "Stays crispy in saliva 'till well after lunch"
    you mean to tell me these Eldritch Frosted Flakes of Futility resist saliva for the good half of an entire day? y'know, *the substance in your mouth that's supposed to break down food?*
    if the lyric is to be taken literally (and I assume it is considering how brutally honest the rest of the song is), this cereal actually sounds uncomfortable to eat, painful even. just imagine how easy it is to choke on a cereal that takes 5x longer to dissolve than other cereals...and that would have to deal some sort of damage to your stomach, too.
    and the aftertaste, my god, the aftertaste! it would be _UNBEARABLE._
    this stuff doesn't just come with a curse. it kicks you in the shins on the way down, too, and the curse is just lemon juice-infused salt in the wound.

    • @iammadmaxx66
      @iammadmaxx66  3 месяца назад +1

      That didn’t even occur to me but you’re so right!

    • @pillowmint4622
      @pillowmint4622 3 месяца назад +4

      @@iammadmaxx66 god forbid it gets stuck in your teeth, which it most certainly will.
      it reminds me of a similar comment on a recent LumpyTouch video, that it feels like the product is trying to appeal to humans with a misunderstanding of what humans find appealing in the first place (i.e, humans hate soggy cereal, so the cereal is super hard to dissolve).

  • @WilamAfton-wn9sc
    @WilamAfton-wn9sc 3 месяца назад +4

    Chicas magic rainbow from FNAF appears behind Fabio sparkle main.

  • @2klicks_TTV
    @2klicks_TTV 3 месяца назад +1

    I think its strange how, for his song, the verses get more and more sinister as they go on foreshadowing fabios fate of a slow descent into madness

  • @nadavgill975
    @nadavgill975 3 месяца назад +5

    bojack horseman if he was a demonic unicorn

  • @theOrignator
    @theOrignator 2 месяца назад +4

    The second I saw the title of the video I knew my nightmare was true. I started in chapter 2 season 8 and his lobby music was free so I got it (the instrumental and the lyrical). God, I was always wondering what the lyrics meant. This is pain.

  • @HughJackmanisWolverine
    @HughJackmanisWolverine 2 месяца назад +3

    The fact that I have this skin and will be reminded of all the horroble things he has been through everytime I either look at it or wear it

  • @CommanderDevissCT-
    @CommanderDevissCT- 3 месяца назад +4

    Never thought Fortnite would ever tie back to A.M.

  • @The_sparkly_silly
    @The_sparkly_silly 2 месяца назад +2

    Damn, starting off with my favorite short story ever, I'm gonna love this video already

  • @BIGWILLYiam-YIFFEDTHEFOX
    @BIGWILLYiam-YIFFEDTHEFOX 15 дней назад +1

    So that means that everyone that uses the fabio skin is furthering the awakening of THE RAINBOW 🌈

  • @Greyscale_Bricks
    @Greyscale_Bricks 3 месяца назад +4

    9:48 I think he’s addicted

    • @edwardtrooper7027
      @edwardtrooper7027 3 месяца назад +2

      Like his IRL cereal counterpart Sunny the Coocoo bird. But its more dark comedy as like real drugs its turning him as its just sugar and other cheap stuff that is not good for you and not eating his cereal he goes through nasty withdraw. Just like any celebrity ruined by drugs and alcohol but its artificial sweeteners and high fructose corn syrup.

  • @guywhosnamestartswithz2520
    @guywhosnamestartswithz2520 3 месяца назад +3

    Literally was just scrolling through the music tracks one day and came across Flake That and started jamming, little did i know I was about to experience the darkest and most terrifying lore I've heard in fortnite

  • @E.Bourne
    @E.Bourne 3 месяца назад +5

    I am so pissed that they haven't brought Fabio back to the story at all

  • @Star4ever731
    @Star4ever731 3 месяца назад +3

    Fabio Sparklemane should have an analog horror series

  • @stingrayandfriends
    @stingrayandfriends 3 месяца назад +2

    At 8:30, I actually took it as you were saying F that in a play on words, not literally 😭😭

  • @KingOfSpadesYT
    @KingOfSpadesYT 3 дня назад +1

    I bet Fabio was turned evil by Baba Yaga. Also why is Fortnite so demented 💀

  • @TimmehKillzzOfficial
    @TimmehKillzzOfficial 3 месяца назад +15

    Somebody was on Unicorn Flakes while making this character story line

  • @GordoBondiola2002
    @GordoBondiola2002 3 месяца назад +5

    13:38 that would be a good chapter end event

  • @Fortnitegoat1505
    @Fortnitegoat1505 3 месяца назад +7

    I was a bit confused why he started talking about AM in the beginning

  • @LuckiestDoge
    @LuckiestDoge 3 месяца назад +3

    Everybody get some UNICORN FLAKES!!!

  • @Monk3coconut
    @Monk3coconut 2 месяца назад +2

    absolute cinema.

  • @tydyman2003
    @tydyman2003 Месяц назад +1

    would love for Fabio to come back he's one of my favorite characters

  • @mic_gamez8652
    @mic_gamez8652 3 месяца назад +7

    omg thats literally me

  • @Lil_Earthquake
    @Lil_Earthquake 3 месяца назад +13

    3:19 MOISTY MERMAN MENTIONED

  • @sillygoofyman12
    @sillygoofyman12 Месяц назад +2

    I started the video and saw the cursed intro, so I skipped 10 seconds and heard “the human population has been wiped-“ what am I watching bro

  • @Wrenchy247
    @Wrenchy247 2 месяца назад +2

    Fabio should've gotten a remix skin where he has Mancake's outfit on

  • @petermorin6741
    @petermorin6741 3 месяца назад +4

    6:16 That actually scared the crap out of me 😱😭

  • @HE4DW0LF
    @HE4DW0LF 3 месяца назад +4

    He hyped the video up for so long and did NOT disappoint!
    amazing work, pal!

  • @gumballwatterson-l7t
    @gumballwatterson-l7t 14 дней назад +1

    I know this is unpopular but I think fabio's fate is way worse than Ted because unlike Ted fabio can die he just has to wait a really really long time for it

  • @RocketBillyRedRum
    @RocketBillyRedRum 3 месяца назад +2

    I do enjoy his lobby track. I always refer to it as "Unicorn Flakes: The Rock Opera"

  • @lazyvoid7107
    @lazyvoid7107 3 месяца назад +4

    Sad that we will never see the evil being because the original creator who made the story left sadly.

  • @someguy165
    @someguy165 Месяц назад +1

    I didn't know Bojack was in Fortnite. 💀

  • @Coolbeast1020
    @Coolbeast1020 3 месяца назад

    Man you are genuinely great I'm very happy i found your channel and i found it right when i started really getting into fortnite keep up the absolutely amazing work

  • @NUGGET_nn2
    @NUGGET_nn2 3 месяца назад +2

    1:15 right there I got a add that the screams right in the beginning 💀💀💀

  • @noob-ish
    @noob-ish 3 месяца назад +2

    Ong, i love the music track flake trap💀

  • @Itstheboy88
    @Itstheboy88 2 месяца назад

    9:16 “at least thats what they want you to think “ sounds like something vsauce would say lol

  • @Hollower
    @Hollower 2 месяца назад

    2:30 Definitely didn’t get a veteran’s worth of flashbacks from that laugh then

  • @Tyler711
    @Tyler711 22 дня назад

    Reminds me of the SLURMS MACKENZIE guy from futurama
    "I just love partying"
    "I'ma go lie down..."

  • @Hummey
    @Hummey 2 месяца назад

    When you look through the scroll wheel for emotes it has the “he’s actually in horrible agony”

  • @Lilythegothwitch
    @Lilythegothwitch 4 дня назад +1

    Fabio lore is the darkest
    Night Rose: HEWO!!!

  • @FreddyFazbearEntertainmentReaI
    @FreddyFazbearEntertainmentReaI 2 месяца назад

    So that’s why only Fabio Sparkeldmane can do the emote, because if anyone else was to do it they would also turn into a unicorns rainbow creature.

  • @gamma_dc8289
    @gamma_dc8289 2 месяца назад

    Diavolo lives in an infinite loop of dying, time looping and then he dies again for the rest of infinity

  • @convexpiano
    @convexpiano 3 месяца назад

    This is the kind of stuff that got me into Fortnite and why I've stayed with it so long. Awesome video

  • @Triblast
    @Triblast Месяц назад

    “oh this won’t be thaaaat bad”
    “in the short story i have no mouth and i must scre-“
    “Aaaaaand Nevermind.”

  • @CactusMaractus
    @CactusMaractus Месяц назад

    I can't believe the phrase "the yoinky sploinky" was uttered 5 minutes after a summary of I have no mouth and I must scream

  • @s4to928
    @s4to928 Месяц назад +1

    Fabio is alive he is in the Mariah Carey trailer