Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
Bruh! I did NOT expect a literal head shot with the hammer! And Gideon falling backwards while trying to comprehend that he got hit by a huge ass hammer is GOLD!!!
this was my friend the first time i got a throwable melee in warframe we were doing 1v1's with melee he pulled out a crazy looking flaming sword and shield i whipped out a poisonous scythe that bounced like 3 times and killed him iv never heard someone sound so shocked he didn't know melee's came with a ranged option.
Rogue: I can throw daggers with precision. Ranger: I can shoot you from afar with deadly accuracy. Barbarian: Anything is a ranged weapon if you throw it hard enough
What’s more hilarious is how he had that little drunken stagger after getting bonked and looked at the player like “seriously did that just happen?” before dying
Okay here's my question did you really one shot him? Or did you aggro him, do a bunch of damage and somehow run away and wait till he was un aggroed... so you could throw the hammer at him and get that really cool kill.
@@usingtubeforvids np! In the same place there's a cool small shield and axe that do the same things, except the shield uses an ash of war (which does way more damage than you'd think)
Dude here must have maxed out strength and dexterity, had the Axe and smithing talismans equipped, used the full complement of damage buffs, and brought a fully upgraded smithscript hammer to just one-shot Gideon like that!
@@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750 Big cvnt. Narcissistic sociopath. Full of himself, long-winded, smug, and a real rat bastard backstabber too. Literally calls himself "the All-Knowing and All-Hearing." Basically a big ball of hot gas with a Reddit-user attitude.
The fact that they programmed an animation for this situation is amazing! Looks like it was coded specifically for this exact situation: getting hit with a big ass hammer in the middle of a monologue.
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“I know… in.. my.. bones… you did not… throw a hammer at me”
God this actually made my sides hurt with laughing man wtf 😭
What bones?😂
Tarnished: and I'll do it again :3
Ah!!!! My…bones…..
😂😂 my laugh was definitely out loud
The All Knowing VS The All Throwing
Ayyyy 😂😂
That statement is SO unappreciated, lol
Perfect 👌
more like the all showing vs the all throwing. cuz what gideon did just show off what he knows
This deserves more likes 🤪
“I knew you’d come… but I didn’t know you were gonna throw shit at me.”
@@dragonballa5083 definitely my favorite comment made me laugh so much harder 🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@dragonballa5083 best fuckin comment 😭
"Ah, i'd knew you'll come, to stand beformiarmaia...UH HeeHeeNNNmaaabooh" - The All Knowing
Yeah I was wondering why he sounded fucking high 💀
Sir Gideon Offnir, The Brain Damaged!
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
Sir Gideon offnir the lobotomized
@@llll-xh1qr a hammer to the head tends to cause these situations
Skyrim Guard: Must have been the wind.
@@burakucak 🤣🤣
You know, there is a RUclips video about that turned into a song.
@@thescholarlychronicler1805 yeah, Chalkeaters
Nope... Guard looked down and saw he took an arrow to the knee 😂
Who commented?
I guess it was just my imagination!
Bruh! I did NOT expect a literal head shot with the hammer! And Gideon falling backwards while trying to comprehend that he got hit by a huge ass hammer is GOLD!!!
@@thatoneguywhocommented a very well made game indeed.
From across the range.
I swear the smithscript weapons bias for the head
He's all "I got it, I GOT IT......I don't gt it, fck" 😂😂😂
this was my friend the first time i got a throwable melee in warframe we were doing 1v1's with melee he pulled out a crazy looking flaming sword and shield i whipped out a poisonous scythe that bounced like 3 times and killed him iv never heard someone sound so shocked he didn't know melee's came with a ranged option.
The "ough" when the Hammer hits just kills me😂
Killed him for sure
It’s the ding that does it for me
I was confused to why he started his attack, so early 😂
"What do you mean you're a ranged strength build? How does that even w-"
Greatbows to smithscripts:
"Welcome to our little family."
Rogue: I can throw daggers with precision.
Ranger: I can shoot you from afar with deadly accuracy.
Barbarian: Anything is a ranged weapon if you throw it hard enough
Jar cannons anyone?
@@conaldeugenepeterson2147 wut, like a potato cannon?
@@scar445 more like the Bloodborne cannon; they fire greatbolts. One’s in the main game, and another is in the dlc.
Bro rehearsed an entire speech but got ignored🤣
He forgot.
Gideon's brain was turned into mashed potatoes after this.
Poor Gideon man, he can never catch a break.
@@rodrigopinto9804 he sure can catch a hammer tho
“Gideon, The All-Knowing”
Well then you should’ve known better
@@keythekidd bro is amnesia now lol
@@Christian-vg7gf “Gideon, The Uhh… um…?”
@@keythekidd his brain is broken
Lmfao-
Now all he knew was "Hammer" 😂
“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”
More like the Power of YEET
Gideon sure as hell felt the thunder that time goddamn
If you can buff it with electrify armament, then yes, the power of Thor can be yours
When I first saw it I was like yeah they based it on the real Norse hammer
@@tevinstrachan1421you can't from my testing and I'm hoping to be wrong.
You even hit the head
Might have to teach thor after this 💀
The thing has very good tracking, at least from what I've played around with
@@Tortuga2223a bro he free aimed it hahaha
@@dshearwf when I lock on and throw it, it almost always headshots humanoid enemies
@@dshearwf He did not, you can see the camera snap to Gideon
What’s more hilarious is how he had that little drunken stagger after getting bonked and looked at the player like “seriously did that just happen?” before dying
I mean, I'd be dead too if someone chucked a cinderblock sized hammer going 150+ mph at my head.
I don't think he'll be all knowing with brain damage 😂
😂😂😂
Years of knowledge gone in less than a second 😂
bro lost all his memory stones 😭🙏
How do you have a rune in your name
@@ShirouBrando you get the icon thing when u buy membership from this channel
The harmonics of the helmet would have been a brain burster.
All knowing of this Brain bleed Brodie just gave him
More like Elden Ringing
Ah yes, Bonk in C#
@@Below8761 what I do?
Oh yeah for sure, he got his bell rung.
Big Ben.
He is now Gideon the all forgetting 😂
Gideon the all paralyzed
Gideon The Kinda Sleepy For Some Reason, Just Give Me A Second I Just Need To Lie Down For A Moment
Gideon the Severely Concussed
The all falling
Gideon the all knewing.
Made me have a "Ferb I know what were going to do today" moment
@@Sir.rattusrattus I’m gonna make Thor build
Gideon: "Some call me.."
*Bonks with comically large hammer*
"...Tim..."
went from all knowing to never learn again
Never learn again Youngboy
Gideon Never Learn Again
Ah…. Elden Lord our fight will be glor……. Was that a hammer?
He forgot his dialogue and started his dying monologue you gave bro immaculate brain damage
"I know, in my bones, If you can dodge a sledge hammer you can dodge a dodgeball" - Gideon 'picked last' Ofnir
"Oh My." ☠️
What gets me is the notion that he didnt die on impact, but died knowing he just got domed, and was impressed 😂
"How DARE you interrupt my speech that i took 2 days to rehearse"
Bro the sound effect 💀
This might be the funniest clip I have seen about Elden Ring lmao
Sir Gideon the Amnesian 😂😂
What do you tell Gideon the Not Knowing?
Nothing, he already got told by a giant hammer to his face.
"I know... In my bones..."
The ones I just shattered?
Bro was like “wtf, did you just throw that at me?”😂😂😂
Bro tried to fight it at the end lol
you really told him to shut the hell up XD
Okay here's my question did you really one shot him? Or did you aggro him, do a bunch of damage and somehow run away and wait till he was un aggroed... so you could throw the hammer at him and get that really cool kill.
@@YHWHOnlyOneTrueGod the mist wasn't there when he entered, and gideon did his first dialogue so he one shot it
Lil bro thought he was the main character giving that wise ahh speech 😭🙏
OW. DAMN. Even the outer gods felt that one
Gideon: you know what time it is?
Grandcloud: its hammer time
What's The name of The hamer?
@@eldenringcrossaint smithscript greathammer
It's hammer time goes crazy 💀😂😂😭
"ah, I knew you com-"
*Skull shatters*
For someone who's title is the all knowing, his knowledge seems very limited 😂
For the all knowing he sure as fuck didn't see that coming.
Well, it is now. Even the all-knowing can get caught monologuing.
This is the Smithscript hammer from Taylew's hidden forge for those who dont know
thanks i was wondering what it was. much appreciated!
@@usingtubeforvids np! In the same place there's a cool small shield and axe that do the same things, except the shield uses an ash of war (which does way more damage than you'd think)
@@rocket2995 ah so you can become either Thor or captain america
What about the armor he's wearing
@@AtomicZamurai no idea on that,maybe modded or some robes
Gideon: I'd knew you'd come.
Tarnished: Did you know I'd one shot you?
“I know in my bones”
Me: what bones?
Bro got straight walloped 💀
He went from the all knowing, to the all paralyzed from that hit to the head.
Dude here must have maxed out strength and dexterity, had the Axe and smithing talismans equipped, used the full complement of damage buffs, and brought a fully upgraded smithscript hammer to just one-shot Gideon like that!
@@zacharycunningham7669 ok
Looks like no buffs because he doesn't have any auras glowing around him. Probably just talismans.
Those new Smithscript weapons open up a whole new level of beat down.
Gideon isn't all that hard to kill, hes not tough. I smoke him in 3-4 swings with my Moonveil.
@@zacharycunningham7669 after that nerf they got I doubt it’ll do that now
That "DING" should have dropped the rarest of Bell Bearings.
Bro did not KNOW what to expect from him and got absolutely bonked so hard 💀
Bullying Gideon is never not gonna be funny 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
It's just a endless journey to find ways to bully Gideon with or without mods
@@circhoronos bro, dedicated his life to bully Gideon 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@@gildardoramirez4621 at this point even his next life is a mission to bully Gideon 😂😂😂
I have no idea who Gideon even is, never played Elden Ring.
But God that hammer throw was amazing.
@@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750 Big cvnt. Narcissistic sociopath. Full of himself, long-winded, smug, and a real rat bastard backstabber too. Literally calls himself "the All-Knowing and All-Hearing." Basically a big ball of hot gas with a Reddit-user attitude.
Man got his bell rung.
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂 can't stop watching it! The impact sound effect was so perfect!
@@kittydragon777 maybe because it was added in afterwards in post?
@@itzJoePeezy I know that's what I'm saying...
This is one of the most satisfying videos I've watched in a long time. Seeing that bastard get owned puts a smile on my face. Thank you.
Whoever did that animation of him being bewildered, incredulous, and trying to regain his balance all at the same time deserves a hefty raise. 🤣
Oh, the dlc weapons on Gideon are going to be crazy and hilarious
Announcer: “HEADSHOT!!”
😂😂😂 At this point he's become everyone's punching bag it's hilarious
The fuckin' *_PLINK_* as it connected with his dome man, I just can't 🤣
"I know in my bones"
WHAT BONES?! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT!
Ill never get tired of these
Well, to quote another viking. "HAMMERRR!!!!"
I had to say it in his voice
@TankTolman
HAMMER INDEED!!
Lol honestly first video I seen today and I'm waiting for tank to make the edit
Fetch the treasure!!!
Brought to you by Peter Griffin.
Can we just take a second to appreciate how Gideon didn't just fall straight on his ass immediately after the impact?
"I feel it in my bones that they are in a million tiny pieces..."
Bro not even let him finish his talk 😂 but yes this is what it called " stop 🤚🏻 hammer 🔨 time song "
“Ah, I knew you’d…what are you doing with that ham-“
Thanos when Thor went for the head
Am I the only one who actually waits for him to finish the dialogue
Bro you broke the rule... it's like punching the villain in the middle of transforming
That “Ching” sound when the hammer hit had me dying 😂😂😂
i hope someone got the license plate of the truck that just hit dude😂
Thor won’t be stopped becoming Elden lord
"Ah fuck! I CAN'T believe you've done this!"
Gideon: * makes some grandiose speech *
The Tarnished: *Y E E T*
They out here treating Gideon crazy!! 😂😂😂 i need to see more of these, lol!!!!!!
I'm dying from that. Such a dead pan bonk! xD
Ah I knew you come, wait why are you spining, oh shi-
Gideon is such a fantastic character to give us this many funny clips and memes
I loved long enough to see anime feats occur casually in games. I can die in peace any time from here. 😌
DnD Barbarians as soon as the DM starts describing their encountered enemy
The fact that they programmed an animation for this situation is amazing! Looks like it was coded specifically for this exact situation: getting hit with a big ass hammer in the middle of a monologue.
Bro really knows it in his bones now 🤣
The concussions he recieved that day were inumerable.
"in my skull, you did not need to throw a hammer at me"
Bruh that headshot had me dead 😭😭😭😭😭😭
“What did you do?”
“I went for the head”
Sounded like hitting a tf2 sentry with a wrench lmao
not the vanilla sfx so it might be
@@beebeebe5916 if it is the same sound effect it seems to have been pitched up a bit but I think it could be
He took that hit like a champion.
Hit that hard and still keeps his feet for a few seconds, like a badass.
Nah, he took it like a champ but went out like a punk.
I will NEVER get tired of Gideon one-shots. Glorious.
That’s why you aim for the head - Thanos
Gideon gone, carry on
I swear if someone tries to impale me one more time 😭😭
I swear, Gideon with the test subject of almost every weapon in the game
You gotta give that dude props for standing after that.
Dang bro got a boomerang to the noggin
This gotta be the cannon way of deafiting the All-Knowing lmao
Bruh got deleted by a soundboard
I can’t stop watching this. It’s so satisfying.
"So, Mr. All-Knowing....Didn't see that was coming, didja?"
Yo i laughed way to hard at this shit bro 💀😂😂😭😭
I fucking love that thing, already doing a new playthrough with it
That gave Gideon ALL the knowledge he ever wanted
Gideon the All-Knowing did not know what was happening to him 😂
“You got knocked the fuck out” - Smokey (from the movie Friday)