10 Ballistas VS Bosses - Elden Ring

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  • @AnhTran-bp1eo
    @AnhTran-bp1eo Год назад +6579

    Gideon talks as if he knew there would come a day when 10 ballistas come to claim the throne. Truly all-knowing.

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo Год назад +187

      But he still stood bravely against those god slaying weapons to fulfil his duty and I for for one rrspect his courage to stand before them

    • @streeker007
      @streeker007 Год назад +71

      I find it hilarious how Gideon keeps getting stomped

    • @benjaminmeredith327
      @benjaminmeredith327 Год назад +1

      Not gonna lie I'd hoped he would get obliterated by the first shot😂

    • @vsptylore3639
      @vsptylore3639 10 месяцев назад +27

      Man should've known not to show up tbh

    • @rosco3866
      @rosco3866 10 месяцев назад +4

      Lol

  • @ookami-chan3328
    @ookami-chan3328 Год назад +13406

    Gideon: "A man cannot kill a God"
    Ballistas: "We are no men"

  • @MrScaryWaffle
    @MrScaryWaffle 8 месяцев назад +1252

    Mohg: Unmanned Ballistas?
    (Ballistas turn toward him)
    Mohg: Sentient Unmanned Ballistas!?!

  • @squish6590
    @squish6590 Год назад +7780

    "So who's the new elden lord? Are they tarnished?"
    "It's actually ten wooden ballistas"

    • @juliusarcher7241
      @juliusarcher7241 Год назад +240

      No Its... MALENIA BLADE OF MIQUELLA

    • @savageassassin8548
      @savageassassin8548 Год назад +190

      if you say anything against them you are free to challenge all ten of them at once, after all, look how that went for the gods

    • @spongyafiu2138
      @spongyafiu2138 Год назад +13

      @@savageassassin8548 then there's malenia

    • @hartantoanggoro
      @hartantoanggoro Год назад +54

      "Are those things wreathed in flames?"
      "No, but they using flaming arrows"
      "Fair enough"

    • @cheatsheet3325
      @cheatsheet3325 Год назад +67

      The fallen leaves tell a story
      Of how ten ballistae became Elden Lord.
      In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.
      Our seed will look back upon us, and recall.
      An Age of OH SH-THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACK

  • @pearbq8938
    @pearbq8938 Год назад +5509

    I like how everytime when the bosses are saying their last words, the ballistas just ruthlessly shoots another round of arrows like: "It's still talking! Double tap everyone!"

  • @Drahmin05
    @Drahmin05 Год назад +1580

    I certainly didn't expect the Elden Beast to get crumpled like that. Even Gideon survived the first shot.

    • @HeadsMan98
      @HeadsMan98 9 месяцев назад +159

      Gideon only survived cause he immediately got knocked down and the rest of the arrows missed

    • @jin12345678
      @jin12345678 7 месяцев назад +52

      @@HeadsMan98I imagine also the ballista bolts work like pest threads, where they pierce through the target so with larger enemies like the elden beast each bolt is piercing through multiple body parts.

    • @BigPanda096
      @BigPanda096 7 месяцев назад +20

      Elden beast weak to pierce damage by nearly 120%

  • @aristokriseas6034
    @aristokriseas6034 Год назад +8415

    Gideon saying "i knew youd come" to an armada of ballistas is comic gold

    • @YozoDerzu
      @YozoDerzu Год назад +153

      That shit had me

    • @Halvos12
      @Halvos12 Год назад +354

      My favorite part was them turning around and capping the Tree sentinel guarding Maliketh

    • @Gsparagus
      @Gsparagus Год назад +59

      @@Halvos12 i was wondering if anyone was gonna comment about that

    • @sagitswag1785
      @sagitswag1785 Год назад +30

      Well, he IS the all-knowing after all...

    • @GutsmanLoL
      @GutsmanLoL Год назад +17

      i literally read this as his section came up and laughed so hard LMAO

  • @MG-zx3px
    @MG-zx3px Год назад +4228

    I love how after Maliketh, the Balista turn and kill the sentinel like “While we’re at it, you’re next”

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Год назад +2068

    "I should probably go to bed."
    "Me at 11;30: well well well, I gotta see if those ballistas become elden lord.

  • @vintrillachris5594
    @vintrillachris5594 Год назад +6400

    Morgott: lifts a hammer of light
    Ballistas: "HE'S GOT A WEAPON!"

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 Год назад +377

      you know what thats called
      Ballista brutality

    • @finmat95
      @finmat95 Год назад +80

      FIRE!!!!!!!

    • @jesustejeda6404
      @jesustejeda6404 Год назад +266

      "Armed omen male calling himself king may be high on glinstone meth - back up needed"

    • @ecchiless
      @ecchiless Год назад +13

      darn that was good xDDD

    • @silverwolf2643
      @silverwolf2643 Год назад +17

      Epic hahah that one and Godrick are funniest, he screams and lifts his weapon right before dying.

  • @AlexiosTheWitchBoy
    @AlexiosTheWitchBoy Год назад +5471

    Gideon is the only boss that’s given respect and patience to finish his speech before brutally gunned down.

  • @colbypatrick8910
    @colbypatrick8910 Год назад +430

    I love how the ballistas all struck a pose after annihilating the Elden Beast.

    • @eddiealva9751
      @eddiealva9751 8 месяцев назад +16

      hahaha like saying, “You’re next!” 😂

    • @SadDragonNoises
      @SadDragonNoises 6 месяцев назад +7

      Casually looking away from the explosion

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 6 месяцев назад +2

      gang gang

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 5 месяцев назад +4

      They pose as it explodes like power rangers

  • @Kira1Lawliet
    @Kira1Lawliet Год назад +3021

    Ballistas: *Kill Margit*
    Morgott: *Appears*
    Ballistas: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

    • @Personontheinternet4598
      @Personontheinternet4598 Год назад +13

      Lamo😂

    • @vortex_7574
      @vortex_7574 Год назад +24

      "I don't wanna be a burden"

    • @carebearkj4320
      @carebearkj4320 Год назад +27

      Mohg: Appears
      Ballistas: “You keep getting up and beaten back down, man. Just give it up.”

    • @TheAero1221
      @TheAero1221 Год назад

      I had literally the same thought. lol

    • @IDoWatIDo17
      @IDoWatIDo17 Год назад +12

      "I love the young people"

  • @RendezvousWithRama
    @RendezvousWithRama Год назад +10968

    Malenia is all that protects us from the Age of Artillery.

    • @fernandocortez1783
      @fernandocortez1783 Год назад +692

      The America ending

    • @EldenLion
      @EldenLion Год назад +221

      Her hitbox is just too small

    • @jacqli9315
      @jacqli9315 Год назад +574

      ​@@EldenLion thats not the problem, it's the stacked together ballista for her to lifesteal from
      If they put all ballista in different area or even line it up like against the star beast malenia would recover less and hit less stuff with waterflow

    • @jonikalemasi3062
      @jonikalemasi3062 Год назад +89

      @@jacqli9315 thats not the point tho. Cuz that would be impossible for beat cuz 1 it has a decent attack speed. And 2 if they get shot from all sides and u can only hit one at the time. Its quite literally impossible to beat. The ballista play the role of a Boss as well just stacked together to do max Dmg in 1 shot and take the most dmg from enemy Attacks. Its only fair. But its also Lore accurate Melania never known defeated so.

    • @jacqli9315
      @jacqli9315 Год назад +56

      @@jonikalemasi3062 it's "only fair" But not really, it fair for most bosses sure, but not against malenia

  • @SRFriso94
    @SRFriso94 Год назад +595

    I love how Radagon parries the first volley perfectly, and then they wait for him to still be in an attack animation as if to say "Parry this, ya filthy casual."

  • @Remorsefulz
    @Remorsefulz Год назад +1877

    4:18 I love how all of them just turned around and ran that draconic tree sentinels fade

    • @gestalt7529
      @gestalt7529 Год назад +189

      They went: You’re next.

    • @usopp3730
      @usopp3730 Год назад +18

      @@gestalt7529 fr

    • @emanhadi8104
      @emanhadi8104 Год назад

      Very satisfied, that bitch absolutely deserved it.

    • @spdxchevyman8880
      @spdxchevyman8880 Год назад

      "you dont need to die, but fuck you"

    • @Zkingz17
      @Zkingz17 Год назад +21

      4:18 No witnesses.

  • @SilentiumCivis
    @SilentiumCivis Год назад +1457

    Radahn: “Try to survive my barrage of arrows”
    Ballistas: “Oh we can play that game if you want to play game”

    • @clay5649
      @clay5649 Год назад +91

      They even beat him with accuracy damage and range it was so fucking funny

    • @qichen85
      @qichen85 Год назад +19

      @@clay5649"Warning: trading shots with ranged artillery is not a good idea, even if you are a legend/demigod."

    • @adiyafanny876
      @adiyafanny876 4 месяца назад +1

      Radahn lose

  • @tuffy1992
    @tuffy1992 Год назад +256

    Hoarah's realization that his piledriver doesn't work only to be slaughtered immediately afterwards was the funniest shit.

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 Год назад +24

      I think he straight up missed no damage counter came up he litterally ran up missed his grapple and just died

  • @TheDustyChinchilla
    @TheDustyChinchilla Год назад +1147

    Godrick desperately trying to trigger his cutscene before getting blown the fuck away was too much for me

    • @izzytoast743
      @izzytoast743 Год назад +40

      A for Effort, I’m surprised he was able to survive the first round even

    • @TheWolfbay
      @TheWolfbay Год назад +8

      i was rooting for him

    • @Nick-qx1vf
      @Nick-qx1vf Год назад +10

      this commentary had me dying lmao

    • @supermalevitality1187
      @supermalevitality1187 Год назад +5

      clean p2 skip

  • @ttd0000
    @ttd0000 Год назад +1535

    I can't believe they shot Maliketh in his cutscene, you didn't have to do him THAT dirty.

    • @xwyl
      @xwyl Год назад +102

      That's one-shot. The ten arrows hit within very short time. The first several hit him into cutscene and the last hits finished him

    • @jesusojeda7850
      @jesusojeda7850 Год назад +87

      Ballistas have no honor. They don't judge, they just hate.

    • @general_jellyfish4202
      @general_jellyfish4202 Год назад +44

      ​@@jesusojeda7850 *_They kill_*

    • @jaym5880
      @jaym5880 Год назад +18

      @@general_jellyfish4202 They were made for one thing, and one thing only...
      *_T O K I L L..._*

    • @Bashman20
      @Bashman20 Год назад +6

      I mean he did dirtyy in all of us, a little taste of his own medicine

  • @SirJohnSekiro
    @SirJohnSekiro Год назад +233

    1:38 that kid falling from the ceiling got done dirty

    • @Dudex11a
      @Dudex11a 8 месяцев назад +11

      Thank you for pointing this out, this has improved my life

    • @That_one_European_currency
      @That_one_European_currency 5 месяцев назад +6

      Spawn camped

    • @gestalt7529
      @gestalt7529 5 месяцев назад +3

      Without context people would never know what game do this comment come from

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil Год назад +1568

    Astel: Oh, a perfect line up!
    Ballistas: We couldn't agree more...

    • @RaytheGrayt
      @RaytheGrayt 10 месяцев назад +12

      Lmfao 😂

    • @VanillaKilla52
      @VanillaKilla52 7 месяцев назад +2

      This is the best comment. The clip showed up as i read this😂

    • @jhnyjoejoe69
      @jhnyjoejoe69 6 месяцев назад

      Timestamp?

    • @RubiksRonaldo
      @RubiksRonaldo 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@jhnyjoejoe69Just go to 5:00 you'll see what they're talking about

    • @jhnyjoejoe69
      @jhnyjoejoe69 6 месяцев назад

      @@RubiksRonaldo yeah, i already saw it like 1 minute after i asked

  • @Muichi__
    @Muichi__ Год назад +802

    7:48 I dont why its so funny to me seeing Gideon talking to a bunch of ballistas then immediately getting pummeled

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 Год назад +23

      Yeah. Lucky they let him finish though.

    • @ashen_strix
      @ashen_strix Год назад +75

      "I knew you'd come"
      How, exactly?

    • @MasterEldriel
      @MasterEldriel Год назад +30

      ​@@ashen_strix because he is the all knowing

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Год назад +58

      @@ashen_strix I mean it’s kinda hard to miss some jackasses spending the last hour setting up siege weapons.

    • @metalsludge8205
      @metalsludge8205 Год назад +40

      a ballista cannot become a lord

  • @Shadow-Cat
    @Shadow-Cat Год назад +141

    8:54 I love how when he misses, he just looks up like "Oh shit" and get`s deleted from existence

  • @baval5
    @baval5 Год назад +1839

    Give Gideon some credit, the Elden Beast got one shot but he took two.

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 Год назад +127

      Gideon is underrated. The people who call him a joke are the people that just buff themselves 30 times and use comet azur, rivers of blood, pizza cutter, or inescapable frenzy and one shot him while he’s still talking.

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 Год назад +72

      @@blacksabbath5300 Yeah but pity he's such a glass cannon though. If he had more defence like some of the others he would have been a beast.

    • @r30413
      @r30413 Год назад +41

      A man cannot kill a god!
      But ballista can!!!

    • @pranayravi9449
      @pranayravi9449 Год назад +36

      literally only because the first volley knocked him down making the back rows miss. lmao

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 Год назад +23

      @@pranayravi9449 he still did better than the final boss

  • @HeartOfHallownest
    @HeartOfHallownest Год назад +6552

    At this point I am convinced that malenia has never known defeat

    • @urfriendlyneighborhoodchad4862
      @urfriendlyneighborhoodchad4862 Год назад

      Let me solo her

    • @phyrx000
      @phyrx000 Год назад +654

      What can anyone do when someone pulls out a goddamn nuke in a gun or sword fight

    • @Aki990.7
      @Aki990.7 Год назад +637

      Yeah I mean If I can heal myself everytime I punch tf out of someone then yeah I can literally take on the entire us military

    • @notguazabara4621
      @notguazabara4621 Год назад +37

      @@Aki990.7 LMAO

    • @illusivekari
      @illusivekari Год назад +157

      @@Aki990.7 she has some op as moves. And that damn healing is annoying too. But Still love the boss though

  • @oitzserj1234
    @oitzserj1234 Год назад +123

    I’ve been laughing for the past 10 mins at Gideon giving his full speech to 10 Ballistas waiting patiently to snipe him 😂😂

    • @thompetty
      @thompetty 6 месяцев назад +2

      the immediate drop got me in tears man🤣

  • @Tapahtumahorisontti
    @Tapahtumahorisontti Год назад +1009

    Rennala's first phase was pretty brutal. Ballistae be like "stop throwing those books at me", and once Rennala descends from her bubble, all the ballistae turn straight at her and give her a firing squad treatment

  • @carebearkj4320
    @carebearkj4320 Год назад +676

    The whole Maliketh section was brilliant. Him still talking while transforming, to being killed before spawning. Cherry on top was the ballistas turning around to kill the sentinel and have the set of armor pop up on screen. Just pure comedy lol

    • @supreme_kai753
      @supreme_kai753 Год назад +18

      That shit was petty af XD

    • @orenges7034
      @orenges7034 Год назад +15

      Maliketh: to kill what?
      Ballista: That jerk outside

  • @nethlion9092
    @nethlion9092 Год назад +87

    all the ballistas turning around to kill the tree sentinel after one shotting Maliketh was gold

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ Год назад +928

    "A man cannot kill a god, but 10 ballistas definitely can"

  • @MichaelBelue
    @MichaelBelue Год назад +248

    I love when the ballistas turn around and wipe out the tree sentinel. Maliketh wasn't enough of a challenge. LOL

  • @preacherplays
    @preacherplays Год назад +130

    That spin-around for the post-secondary threat at 4:18 was beautiful.

  • @vibekiller5039
    @vibekiller5039 Год назад +747

    4:17 damn the ballistas are ruthless. That sentinel didn’t even see it coming

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 Год назад +68

      One second, daydreaming about what his wife could be making at home. Next second, 10 giant arrows in his body sapping his life away.

    • @xcorr77
      @xcorr77 Год назад +62

      Maliketh dies
      Ballistae: "BONUS ROUND"

    • @xtremefps_
      @xtremefps_ Год назад +3

      @@xcorr77 lmao xD dead 💀

    • @maximes2613
      @maximes2613 Год назад +5

      This was its last surprise

    • @mewxtherealitygod4706
      @mewxtherealitygod4706 Год назад +6

      Sentinel: Rev up those friers, because I sure am hungry for so-*Died*

  • @armechaia4646
    @armechaia4646 Год назад +732

    I like the idea of Gideon training an army of Ballistas in the roundtable hold

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern Год назад +45

      like a deranged pokemon trainer whos entire party is just Ballistas

    • @lolcakekakelol
      @lolcakekakelol 10 месяцев назад +5

      Little did he know that the ballistas would be so willful and cunning..

  • @cmf1402
    @cmf1402 Год назад +52

    9:36 these ballistas really struck a group pose after gunning down that dude.

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 6 месяцев назад +3

      gang gang

  • @nadrewod999
    @nadrewod999 Год назад +466

    I like how, in Rennala's first boss fight, the ballistas saw a library full of babies as free target practice, and proceeded to exterminate as many as they could before hitting the 3 channeling the shield spell.

    • @hades8243
      @hades8243 Год назад +30

      'we'll get there... eventually'

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 Год назад +20

      They made Anakin proud.

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee Год назад +17

      She took thirty arrows straight up the wazoo. That's not a pleasant way to go. Should be illegal under the geneva convention.

    • @CodeNameX001
      @CodeNameX001 7 месяцев назад +2

      Wouldn't be surprised if Rennala doesn't register on the ballistae's AI until the shield drops

    • @Outpost38C
      @Outpost38C 2 месяца назад

      @@CodeNameX001no, she does. At a couple points, you can see a bunch of them shoot at a spot right below her, where I presume her origin point is.

  • @anautilus2004
    @anautilus2004 Год назад +676

    The best part of these videos is Gideon delivering his monologue to all these random enemies.
    *staring at a bunch of crossbow turrets* "Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the Elden Ring, to become Elden Lord. What a sad state of affairs."

    • @aristokriseas6034
      @aristokriseas6034 Год назад +57

      "What a sad state of affairs" absolutely ruthless line 🥶

    • @friccle_
      @friccle_ Год назад +16

      I always love how they let him finish the speech before utterly annihilating them

    • @Typhoon.Two-1
      @Typhoon.Two-1 Год назад +8

      "Unto eternity."
      *Gets turned into a porcupine*

    • @irgendwer3610
      @irgendwer3610 Год назад +7

      Marika so desperate she is willingly to marry ballistas smh

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 6 месяцев назад

      I wonder if Mr. McGann is aware that he's the best part of a whole genre of videos on YT

  • @jessiearmstrong7097
    @jessiearmstrong7097 Год назад +55

    I love how the ballistas understood their assignment and turnt for the draconic tree sentinel

  • @patriot-renegade
    @patriot-renegade Год назад +150

    The common ballista, found widely across the Lands Between, is generally non hostile until provoked. When threatened however, it has a nasty bite.

  • @Shadowswolf9666
    @Shadowswolf9666 Год назад +479

    The fallen bolts tell a story, of how a ballista, against all odds, became Elden Lord and ushered in a new age, an Age of Ordinance!

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa Год назад +24

      The age of guns.

    • @rohithssj3
      @rohithssj3 Год назад +23

      *fortunate son starts playing*

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 Год назад +10

      @@rohithssj3 SOME FOLKS ARE BORN! MADE TO RAISE THE FLAG! OOOOH THAT RED WHITE AN BLUE!

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead Год назад +3

      @@Lil.Grandpa merica moment

    • @Observer-3913
      @Observer-3913 Год назад +1

      The age of very large pikes.

  • @ThreeGoddesses
    @ThreeGoddesses 11 месяцев назад +45

    I love that as soon as Gideon's boss theme plays, the ballista's fire and it stops. Then he picks himself back up, the theme continues, the ballista's fire... and it stops again.

    • @diegogrunt6758
      @diegogrunt6758 6 месяцев назад

      Lol, I didn’t notice it, thanks

  • @christopherzavala5717
    @christopherzavala5717 Год назад +447

    I love how they ended up shooting the malformed tree sentinel after gunning down maliketh, no witnesses 😂😂

    • @LeftStickGaming
      @LeftStickGaming Год назад +15

      No one will notice if there's no one left to notice. 😂

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 Год назад

      I really enjoyed that. He annoyed me much more than most of the real bosses of this game.

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy Год назад +236

    shout out to Radagon for parrying 30 massive siege-ballista bolts in a fraction of a second. I think he only took damage because they exploded.

  • @DoctorPhilGud
    @DoctorPhilGud 11 месяцев назад +6

    This game always blows me away. The fact that i can find videos that have tons of bosses ive never even seen before, even tho ive beaten the game and have hundreds of hours in it.
    Always makes me want to go back for more

  • @pimpmasterkirbo4383
    @pimpmasterkirbo4383 Год назад +552

    I thought radagon stood a chance when he tanked that first shot then the second one was like "nah" 😂 of course Malenia was the only boss that not only managed to kill at least one but also win

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 Год назад +60

      He actually deflected most of them. I knew he could deflect most sorcery, incantation, throwable, and bow projectiles, but I didn’t expect him to deflect the ballista bolts, and if I did, I would’ve figured they would explode in his face. Radagon’s a bit of a beast.

    • @pn5705
      @pn5705 Год назад +22

      Malenia is lucky that she gets to siphon health with every strike. She actually would’ve lost we’re it not for the heals.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 Год назад +3

      malenia got hacks remember?

    • @emrhasn8071
      @emrhasn8071 Год назад +24

      ​@@pn5705 bro that's how she is what do mean by lucky? 😂 it's just her Ability it's not lucky you dumazz that's why she is the Hardest Boss

    • @xDjembex
      @xDjembex Год назад

      ​@@emrhasn8071 calm down, simp.

  • @Rastalockenglatzkopf
    @Rastalockenglatzkopf Год назад +196

    Gideon holding his little monologue for 10 ballistae had my sides in orbit xD

    • @Pharoah_Nines
      @Pharoah_Nines Год назад +13

      His last words, before the firing squad

  • @1PROFITPROPHET1
    @1PROFITPROPHET1 10 месяцев назад +6

    “Hey gideon you have a lot of arrows in you”
    “I know.. in my bones…”

  • @leonides1527
    @leonides1527 Год назад +331

    I love how the ballistics turned to the camera after killing elden beast. Like they're saying "we did it :3"

    • @Hakoru
      @Hakoru Год назад +32

      Or "You are next"😂

  • @tapmcshoe9677
    @tapmcshoe9677 Год назад +140

    Watching them countersnipe radahn was a special kind of schadenfreude

  • @ooffs_artflows
    @ooffs_artflows 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Oh death become my blade"
    *Dies right after* 🤣🤣💀

  • @smokeyjoe1234
    @smokeyjoe1234 Год назад +727

    I love how melenia is always setting the bar

  • @etherealtitan9091
    @etherealtitan9091 Год назад +66

    That poor guy after the Maliketh fight🤣 he was only minding his business lol

  • @RobertKohlerFilms
    @RobertKohlerFilms Год назад +7

    This gives me so much joy to see these bosses go down so easy.

  • @Stonehenge-Man
    @Stonehenge-Man Год назад +42

    2:22
    Yeah, see!?
    Not fun when your opponent spams projectiles at the start of a fight, now is it!?
    Now you know how it feels!

  • @setsunaes
    @setsunaes Год назад +73

    When Radagon did is sick parry I really believed that he was going to make it... and then he got more holes in his body than he already had

  • @dazombisgama3849
    @dazombisgama3849 Год назад +3

    this just goes to show how unbelievably op malenia is

    • @1-800-nonya
      @1-800-nonya 6 месяцев назад

      Take away her lifesteal she dies in seconds. Plus they were placed to give her the best possible chance. Had they circled her she's dead

  • @jaym5880
    @jaym5880 Год назад +186

    Godrick can't even finish screaming.
    Radhan got beat up on his own game of throwing sharp sticks.
    Poor death doggo got obliterated at spawn.
    Radagon being Chadagon as usual. Parried all the first barrage of sticks.
    Malenia actually practicing her intro dialogue.

  • @lordziz
    @lordziz Год назад +480

    Malenia only survived because she kept going into the air where they couldn't hit her. It's crazy how her moveset prevents her from getting killed by pretty much anything you could throw at her.

    • @s.c.l5382
      @s.c.l5382 Год назад +97

      And the broken healing she has.

    • @enterusername6953
      @enterusername6953 Год назад +111

      Also since Malenia can be staggered, she won't receive the damage of 10 Ballistas cause of her s of being knocked back. It's why her and Gideon were able to tank more than 1 shot despite having lower health than the other bosses.

    • @vyor8837
      @vyor8837 Год назад +28

      ​@@s.c.l5382 take it away... Then take away destined death from maliketh... Then take away radahn's meteor...

    • @Rexfuselier
      @Rexfuselier Год назад +18

      Also healing. They should remove that for the boss v boss vids bc it's just overpowered and Makes her matchups really boreing to watch

    • @houssam1089
      @houssam1089 Год назад +46

      All I'm hearing is some angry dudes talking garbage about melenia cz they cant kill her

  • @GarouTheMonster
    @GarouTheMonster 10 месяцев назад +3

    Gideon: Unto eternity…
    Ballistas: 🏹

  • @5daysastranger
    @5daysastranger Год назад +401

    Elden Beast, a LITERAL God : Dies after a single ballista barrage!
    Malenia : "Haha, lifesteal goes brrrrrr."

    • @laelnascimento7487
      @laelnascimento7487 Год назад +13

      To be fair, she kinda turns into a god too, so...

    • @5daysastranger
      @5daysastranger Год назад +19

      @@laelnascimento7487 God or not, she's the only one who survived the ballistas.
      Her lifesteal is OP.

    • @Daniel-jz9td
      @Daniel-jz9td Год назад +8

      Tbf the fact that Elden Beast is a God doesn't make it powerful in combat, golden order created soldiers for that reason, don't expect something that has never fought before to excel in combat.

    • @kingorigin4805
      @kingorigin4805 Год назад +3

      She is also a god, and was already undefeated before transcending into one

    • @KingofAwesomness14
      @KingofAwesomness14 Год назад +1

      @@Daniel-jz9td ty

  • @oraaange9286
    @oraaange9286 Год назад +199

    imagine if the power of the balistas were lore accurate

    • @Dominick77
      @Dominick77 Год назад +2

      Compared to this?

    • @arhamhaziq4276
      @arhamhaziq4276 Год назад +1

      How powerful the lore accurate one?

    • @oraaange9286
      @oraaange9286 Год назад

      @@arhamhaziq4276 well compared to gods and demigods, balistas aren't that strong

    • @arhamhaziq4276
      @arhamhaziq4276 Год назад +1

      @@oraaange9286 Ah, yes. That's logic actually

    • @DanielBrazRPM
      @DanielBrazRPM Год назад +4

      Imagine the other way around: “In the lands between, there was one that was feared even more than the golden order, the ballistas”

  • @salty0142
    @salty0142 Месяц назад +2

    The way they ballistas are so cordile, letting every enemy take the first shot

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ Год назад +95

    That initial parry by Radagon followed by him getting annihilated on the second volley was hilarious.

  • @go-duran
    @go-duran Год назад +69

    Morgott was really hesistant to aggro them there. He remembered how it went the first time.

  • @Lambda420
    @Lambda420 2 месяца назад +2

    crazy how even in a world of magic, technology wins

  • @moosen135
    @moosen135 Год назад +162

    At this point, I'm not even surprised Malenia can leech life force from a literal inanimate object.

    • @Uthael_Kileanea
      @Uthael_Kileanea Год назад +43

      These seem quite animated.

    • @moosen135
      @moosen135 Год назад +9

      @@Uthael_Kileanea fair point

    • @lenavablack3632
      @lenavablack3632 Год назад +5

      @@moosen135 To be fair she can heal even if you're blocking her attacks with a shield so I'm guessing it comes down to, if it has a hit box it she can heal

    • @moosen135
      @moosen135 Год назад

      @@lenavablack3632 well yeah

    • @LukeIsHere231
      @LukeIsHere231 Год назад +1

      I mean, Ballistas usually need human intervention to shoot and move
      And i don't see anyone

  • @trystynroberts5482
    @trystynroberts5482 Год назад +160

    Ah, the old ‘10 ballista bolts to the chest’ trick. Classic.❤

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor Год назад +1

      Sounds like a TABS strat

    • @1amokcorda
      @1amokcorda Год назад +6

      Well, technically 30 bolts to the chest

  • @yeycomejia4391
    @yeycomejia4391 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fire giant: i used to be a adventure like you until i took a ballista to the 🦿

  • @JuuzouWEEB
    @JuuzouWEEB Год назад +81

    Gideon casually giving a speech to 10 ballistas is too funny 😂

  • @natedelafield
    @natedelafield Год назад +783

    You know when Malenia, Blade of Miquella was a well-designed-beat-your-head against a wall fight when 10 ballistas can't even take her down 😂. They should add an achievement saying that "You're at least better than 10 ballistas" when she's beaten.

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 Год назад +94

      If they had been spread out over the arena, she also would've died.

    • @Lehory29
      @Lehory29 Год назад +46

      ​@@eccomi21Yep grouping balistas isn't a good strategy move 😂

    • @kenjinpiniteu
      @kenjinpiniteu Год назад +95

      @@Lehory29 Don't worry, the 10 Balls avenged their ballistae brothers.

    • @thundersheild926
      @thundersheild926 Год назад +15

      ​@@eccomi21true, but all the other bosses had the ballistas grouped together and pretty much insta died for the most part regardless

    • @liangweihao7932
      @liangweihao7932 Год назад +18

      Would like to see if she didin't get lucky with the staggered firing timings and jump attacks letting her evade a few volleys..

  • @matthewtucker2103
    @matthewtucker2103 11 месяцев назад +5

    Draconic Tree Sentinel: *minding his own business*
    10 Ballistas: "And I took that personally."

  • @BAX337
    @BAX337 Год назад +59

    Loved the two-for-one special on Maliketh and the dragon sentinel

  • @nickeel8401
    @nickeel8401 Год назад +21

    When radagon parried the first volley I was rooting for him, when got gunned down by the second I was sad, when elden beast got brutally one shot I felt a great sense of catharsis. What a trip

  • @moony555
    @moony555 2 месяца назад +2

    The fact that most bosses could be easily handled by just having ten dudes with ballista is incredible amusing. Game logic is quite funny

    • @Zo-Rage2
      @Zo-Rage2 24 дня назад

      I can't think of anything organic in reality that could handle ten ballistas tbf

  • @nadrewod999
    @nadrewod999 Год назад +196

    Also, I think that the reason why the ballistas lost against Malenia is because they were packed so closely, while her skillset excels at high-damage sweeping attacks in a small area. It would be more difficult to set up, but the result might have been different if the ballistas were spaced around the edges of her arena.

    • @dash83
      @dash83 Год назад +19

      Allow me to disagree, the issue with Malenia es always the same: She can heal on hit!!!!!. It is the only thing that keeps her alive challenge after challenge.

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 Год назад +38

      @@dash83 She would be healing a *lot* less if they weren't all stacked up and getting hit at the same time.
      But yeah, she's balanced against players who have much less life to steal rather than all the sandbags here

    • @marcocartaerainnocente7374
      @marcocartaerainnocente7374 Год назад +2

      If he put them spread around it would’ve been unfair

    • @Shin_FTW
      @Shin_FTW Год назад +6

      @@marcocartaerainnocente7374 Morgott be like "Was I a fucking joke to you?"

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@dash83 you got it wrong too, the main reason why malenia keeps winning stuff like this is a combination of a few very unfair advantages some of which are entirely unique to her.
      the very first one is that a LOT of her moves have hyper armour, meaning she can not get staggered out of them, even though her poise is actually garbage.
      the second one is that malenia can't get stance broken while she has hyper armour, this happens to other bosses exclusively during phase transitions (like godrik chopping his arm off) for malenia it's every animation that has hyper armour, which she can actually chain with with zero vulnerable frames in between.
      the only thing that can interrupt malenias hyper armour animations are status procs, like bleed or frost.
      one thing that is entirely unique to malenia is that, in the rare event she actually does get staggered, she can cancel her stagger animation into a dash to escape, she can also cancel some of her attack animations into a block.

  • @neverletmego6414
    @neverletmego6414 Год назад +35

    8:27 Gideon: "A man cannot kill a god."
    Ballistas: "We are no men"

  • @KadenConfer
    @KadenConfer Месяц назад +4

    7:47 this dudes always funny for some reason

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA Год назад +56

    4:24 No witnesses.

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 Год назад +36

    It was absolutely hilarious to see Gideon cast law of regression and then immediately get gunned down ruthlessly 😂

  • @something8886
    @something8886 2 месяца назад +1

    DTC: *exists*
    Ballistas: and i took that personally

  • @Django2k6
    @Django2k6 Год назад +33

    I just love that little moment where the ballistas just politely face their target and then do what must be done.

  • @R.R_Sarkofice
    @R.R_Sarkofice Год назад +23

    It's great to see the majestic ballistas standing on the water and at the same time it's funny to see how Hoarah Loux is trying to capture the balliste. We conclude that ballista is one of the most formidable bosses in the game

  • @dannylopez5976
    @dannylopez5976 2 месяца назад +2

    1:30 shooting literal crawling babies wity artillery.

  • @RobbyRayJr
    @RobbyRayJr Год назад +34

    I’m definitely playing as a ballista on my next play through

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas Год назад +27

    8:08 lmao at Gideon's epic monologue and got served twice trying to wind up something cool. Nice effort Sir.

    • @davidchikousky1081
      @davidchikousky1081 11 месяцев назад +6

      The way the music just starts to come up and then instantly stops as soon as he drops.

  • @Darwinchiecode
    @Darwinchiecode 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ballistas at the end looking at us like "it Took us as few seconds to slay elden beast and how many tries did you need :3 ??"

  • @PhantomSnake770
    @PhantomSnake770 Год назад +37

    I broke at the very first seconds when Margit hit some Ballistas and they all turned at the same time, like: "Tf u think u are?" 😂

  • @malfolin
    @malfolin Год назад +14

    8:15 brother you got no bones.

  • @keykey8907
    @keykey8907 Год назад +2

    エルデの獣戦が気持ち良すぎる。
    そしてついでの龍ツリガくん、好き

  • @casekuno
    @casekuno Год назад +93

    10 Ballistas are stronger than 200 hours of gameplay, damn.

    • @Lojdika
      @Lojdika Год назад +10

      This hurts

    • @dev4159
      @dev4159 Год назад +9

      I mean they're fucking ballistas, they're the equivalent of a medieval age military tank, except they can't move

  • @lordklidefrog
    @lordklidefrog Год назад +28

    I love the idea of Godfrey trying to suplex a Balista lol

  • @chispula2050
    @chispula2050 Год назад +10

    Mohg **approaching menacingly**
    Ballistas: YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY, PAL, YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY

  • @Miyukii_39
    @Miyukii_39 Год назад +53

    Gideon: A man can not kill a god
    Ballistas: Are we a joke to you?

    • @pitchthewoo
      @pitchthewoo Год назад +7

      I am no man.

    • @hobojoe9717
      @hobojoe9717 Год назад +1

      @@pitchthewoo Damn you beat me to it lol

    • @trumpette8398
      @trumpette8398 Год назад

      @@pitchthewoo men can build ballistics

    • @lightningguardian331
      @lightningguardian331 Год назад

      @@trumpette8398but these ones don’t appear to be operated by anyone.

  • @Vodka6329
    @Vodka6329 Год назад +45

    This really puts into perspective how effective the medevial ballista strat is.

    • @qichen85
      @qichen85 Год назад +5

      To be fair, in ballista is generally very effective against monsters in fantasy settings.

  • @DenBed
    @DenBed 11 месяцев назад +1

    Alternate Title: "The Lands Between get subjected to a Firing Squad"

  • @KRW7440
    @KRW7440 Год назад +24

    Didn't even let mogh get to the bottom step😂

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj Год назад

      They fucking mogged mogh

  • @Powers3rg
    @Powers3rg Год назад +32

    All hail 10 Ballistas, our Elden Lord.

  • @daviddayeen6111
    @daviddayeen6111 4 месяца назад +1

    00:41
    Godrick: I am the Lord of all that is.....
    Ballistas: WE DON'T CARE.

  • @flykhai9672
    @flykhai9672 Год назад +22

    Gideons Speech is actually a spell you can use to freeze enemies, actually OP