Kelsey, thank you so much for addressing my question about your mom. My brothers and I did talk a few months ago about our mom seemingly getting worse with the repetitive conversations, but everything else seems to be fine at this point. I will definitely mention the tests to my brothers and hopefully we can get her to do them 🙏🏼
Hey Kelsey, is there a way you can clip out the information you gave regarding dementia? Maybe as a short or on your socials? My mom recently took and passed the tests as well, but I still feel like something is wrong. Her memory has declined rapidly over the last couple of years and I feel like her persona has also changed. I don't have a great relationship with my mother but still feel like I am responsible for figuring this out. Thanks.
I'm so sorry to hear about your mom. Sure, I can do that! If you want to be able to find it again easily in the meantime, this is the timecode for it: 36:31-45:19
@@KelseyCookComedy no problem. Love the pod and tell Chad to keep up the antics with you. You two have something special and it's great to watch you guys together.
I have SIBO as well, it sucks. Antiobiotics rarely work, have to find out what type of foods trigger it (usually carbs). Try CandiBactin AR & BR supplements.
Dude Kelsey that’s crazy and you couldn’t be more right. My parents were EXTREMELY strict. I’m 31 so they were kinda old school and I rebeled so hard. Drinking at 13 doing drugs at 13. 😮💨
I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up and brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I gotta take it on the other side Well, centuries are what it meant to me A cemetary where I marry the sea A stranger thing could never change my mind I gotta take it on the other side Take it on the other side Take it on, take it on How long, how long will I slide? Separate my side, I don't I don't believe it's bad Slit my *frump,* it's all I ever Pour my life into a paper cup The ashtray's full and I'm spillin' me goots...
Wellll...thats not camping, or even "glamping" Thats just hanging out at a concert all night. The last time I camped in the Gorge, it was at a week long Bluegrass festival.
It’s so funny you were thrown for a loop by The Iron Claw. I knew nothing about the real life story but all I heard about the movie was what a dick punch it was to sit through. So I at least knew what I was getting into. Going in like you did would have killed me.
Kelsey (talking about the dating show): “Hey..where are our top cities of listenership…and if we could suggest a local like time and everybody meet up…” Me: **in bum fuck ‘you got a purty mouth’ Louisiana with a population of ‘I graduated high school with 30 kids in my class’…** “Weeeeeelllll fart. That won’t be here.”
"Just what future the Designer of the universe has provided for the souls of men I do not know, I cannot prove. But I find that the whole order of Nature confirms my confidence that, if it is not like our noblest hopes and dreams, it will transcend them.🎶🍃💫🌅💫🍃🎶 ~Henry Norris Russell🌄
Dude, try 🍄’s again+again, theyll 100% rewire your brain to help you sleep and possibly help you rewrite those “kid fcking” jokes so theyre not so cringe😉
“🍄”As I stepped beyond the threshold, I entered another world-like Dorothy walking into Oz. A slight breeze swirled the leaves and branches and blossoms of the garden, brushing the skin on my arms. Soft air and clear light caressed my face. Just then, the music stopped. It took me a moment to realize that the music in my head was actually in my iPod and the iPod must have run out of power. I took out the ear buds and a far more fantastic music flooded in, leaves rustling, birds chirping, insects buzzing, the distant shoosh of tires on the road invisible behind the trees. I sat at the wrought-iron table and put my feet up. The crystalline light astonished me. The air, neither hot nor cold, was invigoratingly dry. I felt energy radiating from my body into the air, mingling with the radiations emanating from all the life surrounding me. I scanned the back yard. The ornamental grasses had begun to shoot out golden tufts; the crepe myrtle, hydrangea, stone crop, petunias and geraniums all had covered themselves in blossoms. Figs grew large and heavy on the fig tree, which exploded tropically in one corner of the yard, and fat red tomatoes swelled on the still leafing vines in another. Tendrils of Virginia creeper and wild grape dripped from the pines across the back fence, persimmons hung from the persimmon tree like Christmas ornaments. I had seen all this the previous morning, and many other mornings before that. But now I had stepped into a page from an illuminated fairy tale. Just as that thought entered my mind, three large yellow butterflies appeared, flitting in spirals around me. I laughed aloud: I was in Oz after all🌄… …I can’t think of any other way to put this but to say the sky opened, and grace poured down all around me. Light itself had transformed into a palpable substance, spilling down as if from a fountain. But it was more than light. It was blessings of every kind, goodness incarnate, flowing inexhaustible and immutable from above. I didn’t say to myself, “What is this?” I didn’t guess. I knew, I saw, I was in the presence of God. This wasn’t a God with whom I could have a conversation, at least not two-way. I think I said, or shouted, “Ok, I am DEFINITELY not an atheist,” but God was mute, or rather, I understood, or perceived, that the only response God would ever make was the boundless bounty of beauty cascading over me. After the shock and awe, my first thought was that this gift absurdly overmatched anything I could possibly have deserved. I thought, and said aloud, “Why me?” Instantly, that seemed too pleased with myself. I could just look at this phenomenon that confronted me, this Niagara Falls of beauty pouring down, and know that I hadn’t been “chosen.” I was no one special. This was just what God was, a permanent condition that somehow had remained invisible to me until this moment..” reset.me/story/tried-psychedelic-mushrooms-35-years-saw-light/🌈 🍂🌄🍄🌄🍂
"It's nice to know your weaknesses before they start trouble" is a great quote.
Absolutely!
Kelsey, thank you so much for addressing my question about your mom. My brothers and I did talk a few months ago about our mom seemingly getting worse with the repetitive conversations, but everything else seems to be fine at this point. I will definitely mention the tests to my brothers and hopefully we can get her to do them 🙏🏼
LMAO - the pun followed by the "I'm Aaron Hernandez" laid me out - SO fucking quick and perfect.
The ads are killing me!
Hey Kelsey, is there a way you can clip out the information you gave regarding dementia? Maybe as a short or on your socials? My mom recently took and passed the tests as well, but I still feel like something is wrong. Her memory has declined rapidly over the last couple of years and I feel like her persona has also changed. I don't have a great relationship with my mother but still feel like I am responsible for figuring this out. Thanks.
I'm so sorry to hear about your mom. Sure, I can do that! If you want to be able to find it again easily in the meantime, this is the timecode for it: 36:31-45:19
Love the way you make each other laugh 😀
Thank you! We love it too 😊
Loving the show!
Thank you for listening!
17:19 Pretend Problems might have just lost its "safe for working out" rating.
Almost dropped a weight laughing over the damn Chillis song 😂
Haha this is awesome
Also, I was so confident that Chad was gonna say, “….by ‘Kill-C’” after he said “MUUURRDDERED.” Missed a great opportunity there Chaddy Daddy.
Anthony Kiedis probably knows more models than Tom Ford Agency.😅😂
The ADHD is seriously contagious. I cannot stop FUCKING singing the Chili's baby back ribs song.
hahaha
Kelsey talk to Tom Segura about the mouth guard that pushes your jaw forward. He now has Invisalign because of that...
Oh shit I didn’t know that! Thank you!
@@KelseyCookComedy no problem. Love the pod and tell Chad to keep up the antics with you. You two have something special and it's great to watch you guys together.
I have SIBO as well, it sucks. Antiobiotics rarely work, have to find out what type of foods trigger it (usually carbs). Try CandiBactin AR & BR supplements.
Dude Kelsey that’s crazy and you couldn’t be more right. My parents were EXTREMELY strict. I’m 31 so they were kinda old school and I rebeled so hard. Drinking at 13 doing drugs at 13. 😮💨
Also I’m catching up on like 6 episodes so engagement incoming 😂
I need to know if Chad’s alter ego was “CD White” or “Seedy White” because I can’t decide which is more hilarious
It's traditionally "CD White," but that might need to change going forward 😂
Kelsey should put the belt on the back on the couch when she wins it to screw with Chad 🤣🤣
I love this idea, but because of the epic retaliation that would occur when Chad inevitably reclaims the belt
I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up and brought up the past
Once you know you can never go back
I gotta take it on the other side
Well, centuries are what it meant to me
A cemetary where I marry the sea
A stranger thing could never change my mind
I gotta take it on the other side
Take it on the other side
Take it on, take it on
How long, how long will I slide?
Separate my side, I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my *frump,* it's all I ever
Pour my life into a paper cup
The ashtray's full and I'm spillin' me goots...
Wellll...thats not camping, or even "glamping" Thats just hanging out at a concert all night. The last time I camped in the Gorge, it was at a week long Bluegrass festival.
It’s so funny you were thrown for a loop by The Iron Claw. I knew nothing about the real life story but all I heard about the movie was what a dick punch it was to sit through. So I at least knew what I was getting into. Going in like you did would have killed me.
Zac Efron actually didn’t even get nominated for an Oscar. Pretty wild.
That's crazy!
Kelsey (talking about the dating show): “Hey..where are our top cities of listenership…and if we could suggest a local like time and everybody meet up…”
Me:
**in bum fuck ‘you got a purty mouth’ Louisiana with a population of ‘I graduated high school with 30 kids in my class’…**
“Weeeeeelllll fart. That won’t be here.”
You guys aren’t wrestling fans clearly lol. Everyone knew going in this film was gonna be brutal 😂
"Just what future the Designer of the universe has provided for the souls of men I do not know, I cannot prove. But I find that the whole order of Nature confirms my confidence that, if it is not like our noblest hopes and dreams, it will transcend them.🎶🍃💫🌅💫🍃🎶
~Henry Norris Russell🌄
Check out Alleged Cousin Paige's new hit single "Thrice Denied" featuring Unkle Chadders
Zac Efron slipped and basically snapped his chin off and had to have extensive plastic surgery to fix it.
Dude, try 🍄’s again+again, theyll 100% rewire your brain to help you sleep and possibly help you rewrite those “kid fcking” jokes so theyre not so cringe😉
“🍄”As I stepped beyond the threshold, I entered another world-like Dorothy walking into Oz. A slight breeze swirled the leaves and branches and blossoms of the garden, brushing the skin on my arms. Soft air and clear light caressed my face. Just then, the music stopped. It took me a moment to realize that the music in my head was actually in my iPod and the iPod must have run out of power. I took out the ear buds and a far more fantastic music flooded in, leaves rustling, birds chirping, insects buzzing, the distant shoosh of tires on the road invisible behind the trees. I sat at the wrought-iron table and put my feet up. The crystalline light astonished me. The air, neither hot nor cold, was invigoratingly dry. I felt energy radiating from my body into the air, mingling with the radiations emanating from all the life surrounding me. I scanned the back yard. The ornamental grasses had begun to shoot out golden tufts; the crepe myrtle, hydrangea, stone crop, petunias and geraniums all had covered themselves in blossoms. Figs grew large and heavy on the fig tree, which exploded tropically in one corner of the yard, and fat red tomatoes swelled on the still leafing vines in another. Tendrils of Virginia creeper and wild grape dripped from the pines across the back fence, persimmons hung from the persimmon tree like Christmas ornaments. I had seen all this the previous morning, and many other mornings before that. But now I had stepped into a page from an illuminated fairy tale. Just as that thought entered my mind, three large yellow butterflies appeared, flitting in spirals around me. I laughed aloud: I was in Oz after all🌄…
…I can’t think of any other way to put this but to say the sky opened, and grace poured down all around me. Light itself had transformed into a palpable substance, spilling down as if from a fountain. But it was more than light. It was blessings of every kind, goodness incarnate, flowing inexhaustible and immutable from above. I didn’t say to myself, “What is this?” I didn’t guess. I knew, I saw, I was in the presence of God. This wasn’t a God with whom I could have a conversation, at least not two-way. I think I said, or shouted, “Ok, I am DEFINITELY not an atheist,” but God was mute, or rather, I understood, or perceived, that the only response God would ever make was the boundless bounty of beauty cascading over me. After the shock and awe, my first thought was that this gift absurdly overmatched anything I could possibly have deserved. I thought, and said aloud, “Why me?” Instantly, that seemed too pleased with myself. I could just look at this phenomenon that confronted me, this Niagara Falls of beauty pouring down, and know that I hadn’t been “chosen.” I was no one special. This was just what God was, a permanent condition that somehow had remained invisible to me until this moment..”
reset.me/story/tried-psychedelic-mushrooms-35-years-saw-light/🌈
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What is the word that is the basis of the puzzle belt? And is there a story behind it??
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