Local internet funny man is being tried in court for his multiple accounts of loogle’s funny balloogle accusations and may face several years in federal prison
@@justsomeplant3305 Local internet man's comment section is tried and found guilty for unoriginal and unfunny comments. Seriously though, comments used to be for constructive criticism of the videos themselves - why devolve it further into stale "one up"-ing each others joke...?
ArgentumEmperio Local Internet Funnyman’s Comment Section is comprised of stolen, unfunny jokes AS WELL AS people who like pointing that out Seriously though, how was THAT for one-upping someone’s joke? Bet you feel real dumb now huh?
Imagine finally getting the game 3 years after it comes out and then trying Balloon World once, deciding it's lame, and just leaving your one balloon in an obvious spot and never playing again.
The 148th Kakapo I think balloon world is fun, it made me improve my parkour skills. I think you’re just a little late to the party so you’re gettin sum bad balloons haha
@@nadoatic I got the game last week and a Switch a week before. I beat the game 2 days ago and I'm having a blast with Balloon World while trying to 100% the game.
@@nadoatic Oh no, I don't think it's lame and that wasn't my experience at all. I'm just trying to defend those people that put the balloons right there, because obviously this isn't the full picture. (Thanks for not being toxic about my accidentally semi-toxic comment.)
Luigi looks so happy but on the inside he’s like “HOW DID YOU MISS THAT BALLOON RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE YOU STARTED LOKE SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU MESS IT UP!” 10:35
For all ya balloon noobs out there: use coin time. Searchers always get more time than the hiders, so make obscene coin run and don't let the timer drop very low; run on coin time the whole way.
Balloon: Tsugi wa MARIO, KISAMA DA! Mario: Yarou... BALLOON! Balloon: Ho. Mukatte kuru no ka? Nigetsu ni kono BALLOON ni chikazuite kuru no ka? Anata no kyoudai LUIGI wa watashi o poppo dekinakatta nimokakawarazu, shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta yuu NO NI? Mario: Chikadzu kanaka. Teme o buchi no me tenain de na. Balloon: Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi. In english: Balloon: You're next, Mario! Mario: Balloon, you bast***! Balloon: Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right at me? Even though your brother Luigi could not pop me, like an exam student scrambling to finish the last problems of an exam before the chime, you're approaching me. Mario: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer. Balloon: Oho! Then come as close as you like.
One left... waiting for Jo and Travis and Major to all be able to sit on the same couch and THEN... we will finally get the final season of Alpharad's greatest "forgotten" series.
10:30 I would just like to say, how depressing it must be, waking up everyday, thinking about that moment. Eventually, you are scarred for the rest of your life because of that.
3:47 When Alpharad says that line, it’s true and hysterical. When parents tell their kids who are under the age of 10, it’s true and ... yeah, just true.
This man has put his sweat and tears into bringing us this funni balloon content... And the disgusting part is that this game STILL refuses to just give our internet funny man his golden balloons!
*_"Look, I may look stupid, but I'm also dumb."_* I've never been able to relate to a high-class internet funnyman until those fatal words were uttered...
When I first saw the 8-bit costume I thought it would be animated..... but it's literally just a box costume that traps Mario inside with no arm or leg movement lmao.
Imma be honest. I didn’t see the balloon at 1:02 at first and just assumed it was gonna be out of bounds. Revoke my rights to braincells this instant or I might actually be able to form a thought.
I was just rewatching Smallant1's Balloon World videos he did a couple years ago, and he went to the edge of the map, clipped out of bounds with a Cheep Cheep, came all the way back, and hid his balloon inside the base of the Sparkle Water cup. So yours isn't too bad.
1:47 I like how you can clearly see it in the background but he just wants to get up there just to prove a point, and I don’t know what the point is but he proved it
"these balloons have as much effort behind them as corporate statements in the month of June" Ouch. Very true though. And considering he came out in a Alpharad+ video…
i want the prima strategy guide for animal crossing new horizons so i can minmax the right way and it's only right because the book said so :) am i right fellow gamers? edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!!
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This was originally titled "Loogle Balloogle," but for some reason, nobody was searching for these terms.
Yes
Alpharad Sick!
Loogle Balloogle
Goddamnit, why Google?
Yes
Can't understand why
“These balloons have as much effort put into them as corporate statements in the month of June.”
I wish this weren’t so true.
lil' drip the clout god imagine quoting the second thing he says in the video
looks like you'll need the Prima Stategy Guide in order to find out how to be upset by someone quoting something from the video!
23 hours ago? The frick?
b0t _ i think he is a memeber
me too
I'm absolutely stealing that: "I may look stupid, but I'm actually dumb"
Queelsh *also
My catchphrase is "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid"
Spencer from iCarly said something similar. If I remember correctly, it was this:
“I may be a moron, but I’m not an idiot.”
OK; that's just a line stolen from Patrick
@@Glory2Snowstar Patrick from SpongeBob said something even more similar... "It may be stupid, but it's also dumb."
i love how alpha’s standing there next to the excruciatingly boring and easy balloon all upset, and luigi is just dancing his heart out.
“There’s so many clothes I haven’t bought *AND IM GONNA BE SANTA* “
(:( ) Go Sideways to read this
shit, let’s be santa
:(
"There's so many clothes I haven't bought AND I'M GONNA BE SANTA"
@@SimplyNoobie I know right
Local internet funny man blames a three year old child for clipping a balloon that wasn't clipped
Local internet funny man is being tried in court for his multiple accounts of loogle’s funny balloogle accusations and may face several years in federal prison
@@justsomeplant3305
Local internet man's comment section is tried and found guilty for unoriginal and unfunny comments.
Seriously though, comments used to be for constructive criticism of the videos themselves - why devolve it further into stale "one up"-ing each others joke...?
ArgentumEmperio Local Internet Funnyman’s Comment Section is comprised of stolen, unfunny jokes AS WELL AS people who like pointing that out
Seriously though, how was THAT for one-upping someone’s joke? Bet you feel real dumb now huh?
RAMDOZA 9624 local comment section found guilty of getting WAY too meta
Ok it’s been 2 replies in here and we’ve somehow already fucked it up
Alpharad is such a perfect guide. Now I know how to correctly incorrectly play the game
I need a more accurate guide.
I still can't find it help please
Whatever
@@dobrakawanimat I am confusion
1:03 my joy-con drift could've got that balloon
the only thing my joy-con does is make some buttons hard to press
And The next one
“God, these balloons have as much effort behind them as corporate statements in the month of June.”
Is such a raw fucking line I can’t-
Certainly appropriate now
@@Satherian yeah
7:17 The funny thing is he has missed this spot multiple times in an earlier episode.
XD
Alpharad: *says daddy*
People who do edits: *My time has come.*
vesaii oh god...
‘wahoo I popped Daddy’s balloon’
‘thanks Daddy’
Imagine having 3 years to hide a balloon and it's so easy people run past it and run back to it just to make it remotely challenging..
Imagine finally getting the game 3 years after it comes out and then trying Balloon World once, deciding it's lame, and just leaving your one balloon in an obvious spot and never playing again.
The 148th Kakapo I think balloon world is fun, it made me improve my parkour skills. I think you’re just a little late to the party so you’re gettin sum bad balloons haha
nado atic that was a hypothetical scenario.
@@nadoatic I got the game last week and a Switch a week before. I beat the game 2 days ago and I'm having a blast with Balloon World while trying to 100% the game.
@@nadoatic Oh no, I don't think it's lame and that wasn't my experience at all. I'm just trying to defend those people that put the balloons right there, because obviously this isn't the full picture. (Thanks for not being toxic about my accidentally semi-toxic comment.)
“God these balloons have as much effort behind them as corporate statements in the month of June.”
Bruh I cried laughing
YOU HAVE USED THE TERM "BRUH" FOR THIS YOU SHALL GET STABBD
bacon8tor k
@@bacon8tor788 I refused
He actually hid a balloon here once. He has the effort to hide these balloons as much as corporate statements in the month of June.
1:47
Alpharad: "I may look stupid, but i'm also dumb."
Balloon: Chills in the background
10:01: “daddy has upgraded his spot” edit: I was also daddy and I did not know I was in this video.
He popped your ballon daddy
Hey daddy
Dr. Doofenward *n* *o*
No name A y e s
XD
7:32 I'm just waiting until he realizes there's an entrance to the side with a lava bubble
Same
“Attack Luigi because he gave you the wrong look”
Police
4:46 I feel personally attacked.
Me to my name is jack
i agree buddy
@Ethan Luurtsema same
My name is ethan lol
Same
“I may look stupid but I’m dumb”
-Alpharad 2020
Also Patrick 2013
^
this is why i love this platform
Do you mean
Alpharad: i may be me but im also patrick
All four rad
7:31 That wasn't clipped. There's a tunnel under it that you use a lava bubble to swim through. There are purple coins there too.
“We got a funny guy who thinks he can put it on this sign back here” go to LUIGI’S BALLOONS 2: THE SPAGETTING: at 7:45
It’s not even clipped😂
New challenge: do this with the invisible cap.
i dont think you can talk to npc's with the invisible cap on
@@abrahamgraham331 If no one else, you can still talk to Luigi.
Imma try dat
Did it
@@Dlekdkm it took you 4 days to do that?
I genuinely can’t tell if him using sneaky snitch was ironic or not
Why does it matter?
If the execution is good, then it's good regardless if it's ironic or not
I never even noticed so, I guess it doesn't matter
7:55 “dude sonic wishes he has animations like this”
sonic: but why are we still here just to suffer.
6:52
Mario can’t escape from Sephiroth even in his own game
He will never be a memory
Luigi is a very picky person. Make sure to complete his requests for the ritual.
My favorite Odyssey pass time, Linguini Ballini
Good thing he bought that Prima strategy guide :)
Don't know what he would have done without it
Thank goodness he shared how to get some of the balloons!
Dunkey's voice sounds different
@@fluffgalaxy4884 lol not 5, this video just starts off sounding a lot like dunkeys video on this game from awhile ago.
@@fluffgalaxy4884 Bro chill the man was making a joke.
ShyGuyToast Man only a true five year old would use the phrase “pro gamer”.
@@fluffgalaxy4884 chill
Yeah this video was painfully unoriginal, he stole like 80% of the jokes he cracked
“Wahoo, I popped daddy’s balloon”
-Alpharad, 2020
Goodbye, Testicles
@@BuhBaBiBeBo LMAO
(Don’t say it. Don’t. Say it. It hurts. I can’t resist…) THATS WHAT SHE SAID HAHA GOTTEM.
7:36 Ok, I'm pretty sure that one's not clipped. It looks like it's in the narrow alcove in the lava that had 4 purple coins.
You're right
It's actually 5 but whatever. I hid a balloon in a similar place in Tostarena.
Yes he's just a huge bafoon.
Thanks, I’ve been confused about that first balloon for months!
Please purchase the Prima™ Strategy Guide
@@Alpharad yes
We might not get christmas this year so we might as well celebrate now. That was awesome
Yeah for all we know 2020 could have egg people take over the world via genocide.
Luigi looks so happy but on the inside he’s like “HOW DID YOU MISS THAT BALLOON RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE YOU STARTED LOKE SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU MESS IT UP!” 10:35
For all ya balloon noobs out there: use coin time. Searchers always get more time than the hiders, so make obscene coin run and don't let the timer drop very low; run on coin time the whole way.
Steam cleaning and then this, the only thing left to bring back is the CPUCS
God I'd nearly forgot about the CPUCS I need it back baaaad
and story for glory :(
CLICKBAIT
They had it brought it back then left it away
Jo is dead !
Mario: *Slowly walks towards balloon*
Also Mario: *ゴゴゴゴ*
Balloon: Tsugi wa MARIO, KISAMA DA!
Mario: Yarou... BALLOON!
Balloon: Ho. Mukatte kuru no ka? Nigetsu ni kono BALLOON ni chikazuite kuru no ka? Anata no kyoudai LUIGI wa watashi o poppo dekinakatta nimokakawarazu, shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta yuu NO NI?
Mario: Chikadzu kanaka. Teme o buchi no me tenain de na.
Balloon: Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi.
In english:
Balloon: You're next, Mario!
Mario: Balloon, you bast***!
Balloon: Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right at me? Even though your brother Luigi could not pop me, like an exam student scrambling to finish the last problems of an exam before the chime, you're approaching me.
Mario: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Balloon: Oho! Then come as close as you like.
Pedro 1000
Mario: I can’t pop-a the shit out of you without getting closer.
@@williamkim8866 *stardust crusaders tunes in*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alpharad’s revived:
Steam Cleaning
Mario Odyssey
Balloon World
Mario Galaxy
Stage Builder Was A Mistake
Smash Flash
quarantine necromancy
@@amytg777 Quarantine magic because no curses in this household.
One left... waiting for Jo and Travis and Major to all be able to sit on the same couch and THEN... we will finally get the final season of Alpharad's greatest "forgotten" series.
I'm just hoping clickbait is next
10:30 I would just like to say, how depressing it must be, waking up everyday, thinking about that moment. Eventually, you are scarred for the rest of your life because of that.
“Go round the balloon and attack Luigi” I LOVED THAT PART
3:47
When Alpharad says that line, it’s true and hysterical.
When parents tell their kids who are under the age of 10, it’s true and ... yeah, just true.
5:28 here we observe the gamer in his natural habitat as he’s preforming the “gamer rage” call.,,
You don’t get the specific ballon
!1!1!1
“Then you perform a demonic sacrifice by walking around the balloon in circles”
7:47:
My bayblade when I pull the string as hard as god forsaken possible:
Bro I need to know what that music is help me
3:19 “even has splatoon on it and everything so you know a 5 year old put that there...” - dunkalo
Thankyou for the guide I finally know how to complete this balloon after god knows how long
Instructions unclear: Spawned the devil himself.
Your instructions would have been more clear if you had bought the PRIMA STRATEGY GUIDE AT ONLY $5.99
No, that's part of it. Keep going.
I love how a muffled version of Death by Glamour is playing while he's using the camera at 3:36. I don't know why, I just do.
DOO, DOO DA DOO, DOO DA DOO DA DOO DA DOO, BUM BUM BUM BUM BAM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BAAA BUM-BUM.
Patrick: "I may look stupid, but I'm also dumb."
Squidward: "Patrick, stupid and dumb are the same thing."
This man has put his sweat and tears into bringing us this funni balloon content...
And the disgusting part is that this game STILL refuses to just give our internet funny man his golden balloons!
*_"Look, I may look stupid, but I'm also dumb."_*
I've never been able to relate to a high-class internet funnyman until those fatal words were uttered...
At 2:02 when he finds the balloon that he just didn't see, I got an add for vision stuff lol
5:44
Such a simple joke but it works so well
2:28 300 IQ Ascended Intellectual BBAP right there
3:19 That was so incredibly close to failure
4:22 yO, mAriO??
5:26 Super Saiyan 4 Alpharad
8:09 Everything's on sale, IN JULY!
Good thing I bought the Preema Strategy Guide for $19.99
Good thing I bought the Preema Strategy Guide for $19.99
Carl Good thing I bought the Preema Strategy Guide for $19.99
7:38 actually, you have to take a magma and go behind there. Silly human...
I was so mad too
1:47 “I may look stupid, but I’m also dumb”
Yep stealing that *it’s mine now*
5:05 😂😂this is a new your apartment ... I felt that one
There's so many sick outfits I haven't bought... sucks that that's the only content the game got...
Though I gotta say.... That Mario at 3:36 sounds like it has some FABulous legs.
10:31 You gotta keep that dream alive,
But the run is dead,
Can’t you see!!
Bro 3 uploads this week, best graduation present ever!
"We have Fallout at home."
Fallout at home: 7:26
06:11
Alpharad:Little money Grubber is that ephenceve?
Me:yep
"I popped daddy's balloon" thanks alpha very cool
When I first saw the 8-bit costume I thought it would be animated.....
but it's literally just a box costume that traps Mario inside with no arm or leg movement lmao.
1:59 I can't tell if this is just a bit or if you actually didn't see it. Quarantine has hit us all hard..
The way the music's muffled or distorted at the 10:33 mark reminds me of the second ending to the Kaizo Trap video.
1:39 bruno hid that balloon well😳👌
Luigi's glitched balloons are back!
ah, haven't seen this series in a while, this brings back memories :,)
1:16 Imagine if you put volume at full blast connected to speakers at 2AM
Imma be honest. I didn’t see the balloon at 1:02 at first and just assumed it was gonna be out of bounds. Revoke my rights to braincells this instant or I might actually be able to form a thought.
8:25
OK watch this trick!
my bt headphones: "*LOW BATTERY PLEASE CHARGE*"
me: cool trick.
¨its called fashion tiffany look it up¨
**death by glamour increases**
2:15 for a moon your actually get
-alpharad 2020
I'm so evil, I placed my balloon in the maw rays nest found in the seaside Kingdom.
I was just rewatching Smallant1's Balloon World videos he did a couple years ago, and he went to the edge of the map, clipped out of bounds with a Cheep Cheep, came all the way back, and hid his balloon inside the base of the Sparkle Water cup. So yours isn't too bad.
Tbf. I missed Alpha playing balloon world lmao. Pls do more i love these
After watching this video, I have realized that I have been playing the game correctly. Now I can play the game the wrong way, thanks Alpharad.
“There’s a chance we won’t even get Christmas this year so we might as well celebrate now” damn
2:32 whoa I've never seen that move before
Alphard: I'm a smart person
Also alphard: * r e t r y s a l o t *
3:08 "We got a funny guy who hid the balloon on the sign, but i spent 6 hours on one jump and I'LL DO IT A-FUCKING-GAIN!... shit"
1:47 I like how you can clearly see it in the background but he just wants to get up there just to prove a point, and I don’t know what the point is but he proved it
God, this video is so good and I don’t know why.
1:09 I was currently holding my penguin plush when I saw that THAT was MY balloon! And I threw the plush penguin
3:47 me watching on christmas : ok
6:53
Sephimarioth: "HA! You think you can defeat me Luigi (squall)?
You can never!"
Squaligi: "Hey look it's Genova!"
This was before he was in smash
4:32 Hi im that Ethan here, here to say im failing algebra and i was close to 10 when i made that balloon placement, so kinda both
"these balloons have as much effort behind them as corporate statements in the month of June"
Ouch. Very true though. And considering he came out in a Alpharad+ video…
@goldfish brain he's straight, he has a wife
@@japaizm Bisexual men can have a wives
wait someone fact check this i am lazy ❤️❤️❤️
HE DID W H A T
I fear that he has given them too many "daddy" vocal clips
I like how it’s implied that we all know who “them” is.
*t h e h o r n y*
Imagine having to wait to watch this
:(
grr
Imagine paying money to see it early when you can watch it like a normal person
whatever
whatever
There's so many clothes that I haven't bought
AND I GONNA BE SANTA 3:43
2:58 of course he needs to analyze it. Maybe Twintelle is confirmed for ssbu because of that balloon.
i want the prima strategy guide for animal crossing new horizons so i can minmax the right way and it's only right because the book said so :) am i right fellow gamers?
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!!
Watch the Kilian Experience guide
I think the funniest part about this comment is the fact that the comment isn't even edited
1:52 THE BALLOON IS ON THAT PLATFORM OFF IN THE DISTANCE BRUH
3 year olds: *Hides balloon right outside the circle*
Also 3 year olds: I have achieved comedy.
wait, kids in America get Nintendo Switch? As a Russian, I got икс коробка 360 in 6 years of my life
That Sonic R reference @ 7:47 hit the spot just right
Why does Alpharad getting the balloons with less than a second left give me extreme anxiety.