Jasper :"between my wings are itchy and I need a massage" Me: "I got you now help me up ,so I can help you feel less itchy and to release some of those sore muscles" Jasper: "sometimes when a dragon gets happy their tails wages " Me: " You big scaly puppy" Jasper: " I think I killed him?" Me:" not even phased by the fact he just killed someone and debating whether or not to bring this twat back with necromancy... the answer is no"
I can only imagine how itchy he's gonna get when he sheds. If he gets stuck shed like a lizard does on his peets and all the kinda difficult to reach spots it would make for a kinda funny ordeal.
I hope there's a part 3 of Sacrifice to The friendly dragon maybe that'll be great as Jasper has thought of eating his first knight if it was a good thing or a bad thing
![Into the Dragon's Lair [M4A] [Dragon x Knight] [Hide and Seek] [Sleep Aid]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5L0UrYuqUpw/mqdefault.jpg)
"Ohhhhh crap I think I killed him"
I'M CRYING
This dragon is the most relatable anxious mess ever xD
Lol 😂
"And the crowd goes wildddddd"
"Oops I think I killed him"
Lmao
Lol 😂
Jasper :"between my wings are itchy and I need a massage"
Me: "I got you now help me up ,so I can help you feel less itchy and to release some of those sore muscles"
Jasper: "sometimes when a dragon gets happy their tails wages "
Me: " You big scaly puppy"
Jasper: " I think I killed him?"
Me:" not even phased by the fact he just killed someone and debating whether or not to bring this twat back with necromancy... the answer is no"
4:08
GAME!!
This game's winner is... The Dragon
Him: *being a fucking mood torwards the knight*
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'M FUCKING DYING-
Lol
@@proxyaudios2483 just "all I want is to be left alone but no one cant let me Damm well have it"
In the words of Emilie Autumn: "If it's in self defense then we will take no blame!" 😅
Lol 😂
I can only imagine how itchy he's gonna get when he sheds. If he gets stuck shed like a lizard does on his peets and all the kinda difficult to reach spots it would make for a kinda funny ordeal.
I would commit war crimes for this dragon
Him - I whip
me - You add a nay nay onto that XD
Lol 😂 I didn’t expect this 🤣
@@proxyaudios2483 🤣😂🤣
Dude brought swordverwear to a dragon fight smh.
So... i gess he was'nt dead! This line killed me XD
are we sure this isnt just the male version of the ender dragon from minecraft?? LIKE THE "knight" HAD A COPPER SWORD-
Lol 😂
Amazing. As another relaxation channel, I can say that this channel is amazing!!!!!!
Thank you 😊
I agree
No one:
Me: A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED~!
I hope there's a part 3 of Sacrifice to The friendly dragon maybe that'll be great as Jasper has thought of eating his first knight if it was a good thing or a bad thing
Yay dragon boi is back 😄
Yup 👍 😊
I love these Audios “Part 3”?
This was the best thing I heard (note I was play Skyrim while listening)
Lol 😂 well I’m glad you enjoyed 😊
-... Wooden sword??!!
Me: Gintoki??!!! Did you just kill gintoki??
- no it's not wood
Me: oh okay.. Nevermind..
Lol 😂
THIS IS AMAZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was LAUGHING TO DEATH 😂😂😂😂
Titanium makes good armor but terrible swords, it doesn't hold a edge.
The more you know
@Superproxy ASMR he more you gain~
@Poa512
Ikr?
@@proxyaudios2483 could use tungsten
I hope there is more 😂😂😂
Jasper: And he goes flying, and the crowd goes wild. Oh, crap, I think I killed him.😆🙂😐😨
Me quoting Nimona: Aww why'd you get to kill him.🥺😣😮💨😒
😂🤣
Yeah boiiiiiiii