Space Station 13: A traitor in paradise (QM Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • The Tex Broke Ass Fund - BPL PATREON - / bpltex
    Space Station 13 is a glorious multiplayer rogue like set in a background of paranoia and terror. There has never quite been any game that encompasses the madness, mayhem, murder, chaos, and insanity that exists in any given round of Space Station 13. In a world where a lowly janitor can reign supreme, or the captain can outlaw mimes, Space station 13 sets itself apart. Get ready to be robusted.
    EPIDEMIC SOUND ATTRIBUTION
    Production Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound www.epidemicsou...
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Комментарии • 86

  • @ripperroo21
    @ripperroo21 7 лет назад +60

    As the "greytider" you gave a free laser pistol to let me just say I was high as a kite and creeping on people that day, still thanks for the free gun.

  • @LordZaxom
    @LordZaxom 7 лет назад +63

    I don't know whats funnier your spur of the moment decision making on who to blow up, or the fact no one notices you casually pulling out an unmarked pda right before anyone blows up in broad daylight.

  • @liquidbogan4120
    @liquidbogan4120 5 лет назад +48

    “I don’t like the way you talk”
    -checkers seconds from blowing up stuff

  • @RycuiBlue
    @RycuiBlue 7 лет назад +152

    Virologist here.
    You, and I, didn't die to the autorifle due to the healing virus I had made earlier that shift. I had given it to you in a R A D I C A L fashion, after flipping over you.
    It also kept you alive with having below 60% blood after said shootout.
    It was a lot of fun, thanks for making the round interesting.

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 5 лет назад +31

      You never told us _HOW WERE THOSE BULLETS LORENZO_

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 5 лет назад +9

      @@Vectorbro HE NEVER WILL

  • @apathymanthemundane4165
    @apathymanthemundane4165 7 лет назад +74

    I'm now imagining a scene with Randolph and several other people sitting in lawn chairs with a drink and snack in disposals, taking bets on whether or not the next load through the grinder will have a person.
    I kinda want to try my hand in drawing it now...

    • @verycursed5585
      @verycursed5585 7 лет назад +13

      DO IT
      DO THE ARTS.

    • @justmutantjed
      @justmutantjed 4 года назад +9

      Visitor from the far-flung wastes of the future, here. Have you done such a drawing yet?

    • @lorahart
      @lorahart 2 года назад

      Have you done it yet?

    • @apathymanthemundane4165
      @apathymanthemundane4165 2 года назад +1

      @@lorahart I forgot I made this comment, to be honest. Well crap. guess I have to now.

    • @apathymanthemundane4165
      @apathymanthemundane4165 2 года назад +1

      Done just now, but I have no Idea how to upload it to my own channel or send it over youtube
      edit: uploaded it to the guy's community on patreon. hopefully I'm not tresspassing too terribly much there

  • @propaani5415
    @propaani5415 7 лет назад +47

    Yogs station admin wasnt happy with me, when i decided to wall out the greyshits from cargo mailroom trashshutes. Apparently they ended up getting stuck in the cargo disposals grinder room, where they would do battle.
    There were no survivors.

  • @Ryanfinder226
    @Ryanfinder226 7 лет назад +44

    "Just remember, no Russian." -Tex 2018
    *start genocidal flashback*

  • @Z0m0ie
    @Z0m0ie 7 лет назад +23

    "That one time in TG station where you ask them not to go into the deposals, and they're like "YOUR NOT MY MOM" and then they die"
    A few minutes later...
    *Someone goes into the deposals grinder and get grinned*
    "PFFF HAHAHAA"

  • @bobbybutterbeans516
    @bobbybutterbeans516 7 лет назад +11

    "I'm just gonna blow up anyone who gets in my way"
    perfect rule to deal with people who have harm intent on at all times in the halls

  • @thespartanmk1
    @thespartanmk1 7 лет назад +20

    The Russian Roulette scene. I Believe that is what they call Comedic Timing.
    Get the information from them, they then lose the game.

  • @Jon-nx5ut
    @Jon-nx5ut 5 лет назад +4

    1:04:36 greytider grabs gun and gets flashed 5 seconds later LMAO

  • @ADwarvenBard
    @ADwarvenBard 6 лет назад +2

    That was probably the most entertaining shift I've seen in a very long time! Grats Tex on making a fun round for everybody, while also being crowned King of Cargonia. Fucking madness.

  • @Warficus
    @Warficus 7 лет назад +23

    tex next time you traitor try the surplus crate its a bunch of random traitor items with a total value more than 20 telecrystals!!!
    its the pinnacle of value

  • @dogmechanix
    @dogmechanix 7 лет назад +7

    Oh baby I hear the blues are callin' for salad and scrambled eggs

  • @Nexone12
    @Nexone12 6 лет назад +12

    Humming the German anthem. I like that lmao

  • @Sh1tbagActual
    @Sh1tbagActual 2 года назад +1

    That is the best Clown.

  • @darkzeke200x
    @darkzeke200x 5 лет назад +3

    Tio Holtzman as a janitor?
    Fitting.

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 9 месяцев назад

    Highlander Scot Clowns and Cargonia... one struggle!

  • @sollessa6076
    @sollessa6076 4 года назад +1

    Wow, my friend just sent this to me and it's so weird to see myself in a SS13 stream. I was the Chief Engineer.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  4 года назад +2

      Not a stream.

    • @sollessa6076
      @sollessa6076 4 года назад +2

      @@theblackpantslegion That's fair, video I mean. I know it was forever ago but it's still weird to see myself and old friends who don't play anymore. Good video, very amusing.

  • @Bluew0lfie
    @Bluew0lfie 4 года назад +3

    Omfg "I don't want the almighty WV or Ohio drugs, I want the good ones" Too goddamn close to home !an! Lmao

    • @bolonya2264
      @bolonya2264 4 года назад +1

      But, those ARE the good drugs.

  • @Shadesight
    @Shadesight Год назад

    Lasers for everyone. Cargonia paved in silver. The wealth of nations lining the pockets of the King of Cargo. Sounds about right.

  • @kevimsoaresvaz5651
    @kevimsoaresvaz5651 6 лет назад +1

    Hi Tex, I'm new on this channel and I'm already loving it. I have a idea:Try placing grenades activated via voice In your backpack, then when someone knock you down just use them. Like a suicidal. Thx for reading

    • @elsasslotharingen7507
      @elsasslotharingen7507 5 лет назад +3

      @@perpetualsystems I do that but with exploding cigars, if I'm going to die at least I wanna take someone with me.

  • @cynicalcitizen8315
    @cynicalcitizen8315 Год назад

    Thank the Gods for putting out multi hour stuff as I would have burned my neighbors house down.

  • @HinanawiTenko
    @HinanawiTenko 3 года назад

    I love PDA bombs. *click* [hears distant boom] Ahhhhh glorious.

  • @LordVarion1
    @LordVarion1 7 лет назад +6

    been spending most my life as a traitor in paradise.

    • @urlancewoolsbane612
      @urlancewoolsbane612 7 лет назад +1

      You poor, poor, thing...

    • @SuperTinyking
      @SuperTinyking 7 лет назад +4

      bomb medical once or twice, living in a traitor's paradise

    • @apathymanthemundane4165
      @apathymanthemundane4165 7 лет назад +5

      emag everything in sight, living in a traitor's paradise

    • @nohaxmeh576
      @nohaxmeh576 6 лет назад +4

      Killing peeps brought back to life, living in a traitor's paradise.

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 5 лет назад

      WE ChuRn BuTtER ONcE oR TwICe LiVInG iN An AMiSh PAraDIsE

  • @antimattercarp2720
    @antimattercarp2720 7 лет назад +2

    I can't say I wouldn't use it if I had the detomatrix cart IRL.

  • @blokydoenitz1997
    @blokydoenitz1997 6 лет назад

    48:40 I love you Tex, nice song you sang there ;)

  • @Crossbow-xy4xg
    @Crossbow-xy4xg 7 лет назад +4

    Man I was playing on Paradise a few hours earlier, nd was wondering when you record a video from a shift in there. Damn I missed such a intersting shift :/
    But I guess I would have a shit ton of work to do as a Coroner....

  • @randomfurrygirl548
    @randomfurrygirl548 6 лет назад +3

    This must be back one ooc was still aloud in paradise

  • @michaelkovalik8438
    @michaelkovalik8438 7 лет назад

    Uploading at 2 am. Only you would do something so amazing.

    • @captaincancer7786
      @captaincancer7786 7 лет назад

      Isn't it technically uploading at 1 am seeing as he's presumably living in a central timezone?

    • @michaelkovalik8438
      @michaelkovalik8438 7 лет назад +3

      +Captain Cancer No, the Earth is flat and although many believe that the sun rotates in a circular pattern, the sun is actually blue;therefore, it is the sky and does not rotate, for the Earth and sun are actually attracted through magnetism, not gravity, and the Earth's polarity changes every 12 hours. Also in case you are wondering "if that were the case then wouldn't the mide-ocean ridges be striped much much much more often" then I would answer to you that those are actually crop circles from aliens from when the ocean was farm land for the barbarians whom had sailed from Antarctica. You may also be wondering, then what is the false facade which we perceive to be the sun? That off course, is the OVERWHELMING POWER OF Z0RGS CHAOTIC HELLISH FLAMES WHICH BURNS EVEN THOSE WHOM DARE TO LOOK AT IT. MERE HUMANS ARE NO MATCH FOR IT FOR EVEN BY CLOSELY APPROACHING THEY ARE BURNT BY HIS HELLISH WRATH. ONE DAY THIS WRATH SHALL CONSUME US ALL AND THOSE WHO LACK THE FERVOR; THE PASSIONATE BELIEF IN THE ONE TRUE GOD SHALL NOT BE REINCARNATED ANEW AS ONE OF Z0RGS FOLLOWERS, BUT INSTEAD BURN FOREVER, FEELING THE SAME PAIN WHICH HAD ONCE KILLED THEM. BUT UNLIKE PROMETHEUS WHOM HAD SUFFERED THE SAME AGONIZING FAITH FOR MANY PAINFUL, HELLISH YEARS, THOSE WHOM OF WHICH BURN SHALL NEVER ESCAPE THEIR PUNISHMENT! AND UNLIKE PROMETHEUS, NO MAN SHALL EVER WEILD THE FIRE OF THE GOD, FOR Z0RG IS NOT ARROGANT LIKE ZEUS, Z0RG WOULD NEVER LOSE POWER TO SUCH A PITIFUL BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I doing with my life? Its almost 4am and I just sat here writing this........ I don't regret it, Praise Z0rg!

    • @uncletimo6059
      @uncletimo6059 7 лет назад

      @Michael - jesus. cocaine is hell of a drug, broski.

  • @commanderdead4499
    @commanderdead4499 7 лет назад +1

    Damn nice framing

  • @Vinrael666
    @Vinrael666 Год назад

    Rewatched this and was like (48:44): Did he just hum the German anthem? :D

  • @uncletimo6059
    @uncletimo6059 7 лет назад +3

    *swishes tail*

  • @jonathanpudim
    @jonathanpudim 7 лет назад +7

    HAIL CARGONIA!!! o/

  • @Javidom14
    @Javidom14 6 лет назад +10

    But seriously, turning the pda off before even something happens is just plain meta gaming and should definitly be punished.

  • @thatguynameddan2136
    @thatguynameddan2136 5 лет назад

    west virginia and ohio drugs are sad. you arent lying. i would much rather have access to happy drugs in this neck of the woods.
    Hail Cargonia you glorious bastard.

  • @pretzelbomb6105
    @pretzelbomb6105 5 лет назад +1

    Which episode showcased the glorious one-way disposals trips?

  • @highwayman3816
    @highwayman3816 5 лет назад +1

    48:38 ...is that the german anthem?

  • @HobLobbington
    @HobLobbington 7 лет назад

    I can't remember the last time I actually had a 2 hour round.
    also why the fuck is the common channel that color, why is it not the usual color, fuckin' even goonstation, quite possibly the most different server (that actually fuckin survives a long time, and CM don't count), uses the usual color.

  • @ThisIsEpic-x6o
    @ThisIsEpic-x6o 7 лет назад

    Every god damn time i go on cheeseburger that vox with the really long name like VIVICHAWERRATTYHYAGRSGGSAG and mike murdock the overly fucking robust guy are there

  • @walker9walker98
    @walker9walker98 4 года назад

    this paramedic was blind holy god...

  • @pretzelbomb6105
    @pretzelbomb6105 5 лет назад

    Which of Epidemics songs plays in this video?

  • @mr.fantastic7756
    @mr.fantastic7756 7 лет назад +4

    Always got the dankest intro music

  • @PvtBungle
    @PvtBungle 7 лет назад

    COGMAP1 for lyf!

  • @Bluew0lfie
    @Bluew0lfie 4 года назад

    Why is the movespeed on paradise so fucking slow?

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 5 лет назад +1

    Protip: set the playback speed to 2x so you can watch even more of this

  • @zestfisher565
    @zestfisher565 5 лет назад

    So How dose one Play Space Station 13?

  • @TheZigzagman
    @TheZigzagman Год назад

    31:24
    If you got time to bleed, you got time to clean.