Ur not wrong. That has happened to me and my cousin so many times. We would become little gingerbread men and ask for parents then they would dump is in the water bc we would constantly beg for chocolate milk
“What does ROBLOX even teach you?” 1. SCP: Roleplay “SCP: Roleplay teaches you to abuse the announcements (when you have VIP or O5) and radio for no such reason.
0:01 , i love all the emotion albert is using when talking here, it gives me such emotion, i feel like.. super sad, but. like i feel bad for albert of what happened he was talking about at 42:21, it gives me such sadness about his experiences, i love how open flamingo was at this moment, im screenshotting this scene with an ak47 to show my friends, this happened to them too, all othis was written by hand, at 9:37, i love how happy albert was at that moment, it fills me with a elight i havent felt since i got put in my insane asylum, i just love how open albert sounds, and how we was so joyful at 54:25 even after all hes been through the past year, this is why i follow alberts onlyfans, hes so open on there i feel like bursting out in tears, i love how he was so emotional when he confessed about what happened at 23:23, i just love flamingo, if albert was a song it would be find by lemon demon, my hands hurt now, but i feel such emption here, like the adorable unicorn as his pet in the background at 54:13, i love alberts connt so much, i dont get how my friends dont watch albert, but when was talking to bill, someone said, who are you talking to? and my do tor said i had scit-zo-fren-ea? i think he said that, but were getting off track, like the shimmering tears on alberts cheek at 92:59, i just feel so bad, i want to apologise for any hate. this apology sounds to genuine. i want to go over to albers house and get a tissue and wipe that tear off his face. good job for reaching the end. bye
"Parents: what does roblox teach you?" Da hood: beating up my mom 😎 Criminality: Buying illegal rpgs and shooting doors The streets: using pipes to hit pepole Doing commit not alive because over virtual legos
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
"I temporarily had feelings that made me have a crush on you, you didn't have them back." **Commits my dead nephew who jumped off of a plane because the hospital he was born in was a plane and he got accidentally dropped**
"Anyone in 2024?" GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Flamingo your absolutely awesome at recording and editing please just keep it up :) you always made me laugh at ur admin commands forget the rats that always body shame
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
The FDA allows an average of one rodent hair per 100 grams of peanut butter manufactured. Jelly beans are so shiny because they're coated with shellac, which is made from insect poop.
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 you probably just a hater, nobody cares about your opinions, if you hate him, nobody cares, it's not like he will kill you
aesthetic_lizzy101 the girl that made the ragdoll video "i was in love with u, okay?", is my best friend! she made that on her old account a year ago, i'm very proud of her for making it into the video of our favorite youtuber, even if it's a little cringe :)
"wHaT dOeS rObLoX tEaCh yOu" Tower of hell: Peeing my pants and breaking my electronics. Royale High: Mocking online daters. Adopt me: Scamming. Murder Mystery 2: T E A M Breaking Point: Shooting innocent people. This is what I've learned from roblox so far.
They don't bother putting good things. I saw one where they said "trust yourself and only yourself". Bruh where is the: imagination, creativity, you can be anything.
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
actually mm2 would help you to be careful with who u trust in life if stupid slenders and copy and pastes and aesthetics didn’t take over roblox. Like roblox is slowly becoming a terrible wasteland like 7 RUclipsrs already quit roblox lol.
Tower of heck:if you play a lot you can buy stuff to make you win Adopt me:the best way to get good stuff is to scam Bloxburg:you will never be good enough
3:30 my dad actually invested stock into the game because he thought it could have applications in education. He has never played the game and ive only ever given him brief descriptions of the general concept lol.
@@boxer9733 he did do some research on the stock. he spends a lot of time on researching that kind of stuff. I dont know what sources made him want to get it, so i just didnt mention them. He talks about researching stocks a lot so i dont think it was just the word of his brainless son that swayed his descision.
My nephews Shaan and Jayden told me about you they’re big fans and they play a lot of Roblox too!
First comment Haha!
They have good taste of entertainment
Yes
Hello
Hi
I’m starting to see a pattern with the words “discord kitten” in Albert’s videos. He’s definitely trying to tell us something.
???
Albert=discord moderator confirmed?
Hmm your right...
@@trustedyakult8356 _mdness_
Susususususususususususussssss
Parents: “what does roblox teach you?”
Brookhaven: **teaches you how to break into peoples houses**
Yes.. I learned how to raid houses now🤣🤣
Into the mouth (cheffs kiss) NICE
Roblox teach me how to steal my mom credit card
@@dqw4w9wgxcq78 wt- 0-0
i died
“What do Roblox games even teach you?”
Adopt Me: THROW KIDS OFF THE BRIDGE WITHOUT HAVING TO GET THE COPS CALLED
YESSSSSS
YEP
FRRRR
да
ALSO THROW MY PET OFF THE BRIDGE
“What does roblox even teach you?”
How to date a 50 year old man without tinder
XD
I shouldn’t be laughing 🤣
LOL THIS GOT ME CHOKING ON MY WATER-
lol
Lol
“Money don’t just grow on trees”
“ *such a way with words* “
Ah yes, I had to specifically play bloxburg to realize that money doesn't grow on trees
HERE BEROFE RLM
Ah yes, you totally can’t spent real money to get money in bloxburg
Ah yes, I had to specifically spend 2 hours doing a pizza place job in Bloxburg just to realize money doesn’t grow on trees.
E
"My wife divorced me, then died." Sounds like a job well done
Edit: "My wife divorced me, then died." Sounds like a job well done.
*Y E S*
Lol yes
Such a lucky coincidence :)
Nice.
yep
Flamingo and his editor's humor bounce off of each other so well, all of them deserve awards
Yes Albert and Dani deserve rewards AGREED
@@CallMehIVYYY his editors arent dani dani edits his thumbnails his editors are adam, page and znac
@@whoeversaysanythingafterisdumbyeah, paige and adam are amazing lol, so is znac
Dude. Your from 17 years ago? Crazy
parents: what does roblox teach you?
*how to throw kids in water*
when your comment gets more like then your video: ;-;
*parenting!*
Ur not wrong. That has happened to me and my cousin so many times. We would become little gingerbread men and ask for parents then they would dump is in the water bc we would constantly beg for chocolate milk
Lol
LOL
me when adopt me
I still cant believe after years flamingo is trying his best not to swear
He forgot but it's hard to not swear for long period of time
@ nahhh
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) no.
its only been one or two years
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) keep it opinion to urself
5:00 saddest anime moments
saddest old memes comments.
Lol
Put unravel on it
True
LOL
"what does roblox teach you?"
Pet Simulator X: gambling.
“What Does Roblox Teach You?”
Broken Bones: Always aim for the rocks for maximum brain damage
Tiktokers already have maximum brain damage
Tiktokers already have maximum brain damage
@@giftedspicybee3062 true
@@giftedspicybee3062 true-
@@giftedspicybee3062 why u say it twice
Albert reacting to "depressed" 8 year olds videos made my day
same
@ now thats a smart way of BEGGING FOR VIEWERS SHUT UP
@@SurgeProtector1236 IKR AHHAHAA
Me who is a 8 year old:😐
@@carolinavalencia2621 gacha kid stfu
It’s all fun’s in games till we see flamingo on dharr mann
Bruh😭
uH oHh.
Ok
Which video
BRUh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:52 "I do not have irritable bowel syndrome anymore" 😭
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me"
*gets swag*
edit: WHAT THE FUCK MY COMMENT BLEW UP
Yes Nezuko
Nezuuko
Nezuko from naruto ball????!?!?!?
@@Sketchyfella I-
Meh unless you have the friends that dont make your life suck
ibsf also means “International Bladder Storage Fun”
I never thought of that also first-
"WHAT HOW MANY LIKES TY =D"
LMFAO
I eat too much Takis now my bladder burns
Yessir
"I Bet Stuff Fought"
"What does roblox teach you?"
1 - Arsenal
"Arsenal teaches you that commiting mass genocide is completely normal"
Yes
Lmao this is COMPLETELY relatable for those who have played Arsenal even once. Even though me who's literally level 150:
Omg I died at that part
“What does ROBLOX even teach you?”
1. SCP: Roleplay
“SCP: Roleplay teaches you to abuse the announcements (when you have VIP or O5) and radio for no such reason.
It's happened before-
0:01 , i love all the emotion albert is using when talking here, it gives me such emotion, i feel like.. super sad, but. like i feel bad for albert of what happened he was talking about at 42:21, it gives me such sadness about his experiences, i love how open flamingo was at this moment, im screenshotting this scene with an ak47 to show my friends, this happened to them too, all othis was written by hand, at 9:37, i love how happy albert was at that moment, it fills me with a elight i havent felt since i got put in my insane asylum, i just love how open albert sounds, and how we was so joyful at 54:25 even after all hes been through the past year, this is why i follow alberts onlyfans, hes so open on there i feel like bursting out in tears, i love how he was so emotional when he confessed about what happened at 23:23, i just love flamingo, if albert was a song it would be find by lemon demon, my hands hurt now, but i feel such emption here, like the adorable unicorn as his pet in the background at 54:13, i love alberts connt so much, i dont get how my friends dont watch albert, but when was talking to bill, someone said, who are you talking to? and my do tor said i had scit-zo-fren-ea? i think he said that, but were getting off track, like the shimmering tears on alberts cheek at 92:59, i just feel so bad, i want to apologise for any hate. this apology sounds to genuine. i want to go over to albers house and get a tissue and wipe that tear off his face. good job for reaching the end. bye
what
i’m literally relating rn
i aint reading allat
The fact I read the intire thing its an skill for me
"Never Trust Strangers"
-Adopt me
"You are beautiful the way you are"
- Royale High
- Flamingo "Are you sure about that?"
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207no
Epic
"ㅏㅐㅜㅑ촞ㅁ/KONICHWAAA"
-dora
"Money is power"
-Royale High
In life everyone is ugly in life
"Parents: what does roblox teach you?"
Da hood: beating up my mom 😎
Criminality: Buying illegal rpgs and shooting doors
The streets: using pipes to hit pepole
Doing commit not alive because over virtual legos
Noice
ragdoll engine : always push people
Arsenal : if their clothes aren't red, kill them Immediately.
Don’t put that out of context
@@darx438 wdym?
"Tower of Hell teaches me anger issues."
- Albert 2021
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] haha 8 year old who like to use parent credit card
It does tho
Why did I read this right when he said it in the video lmao
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) hey, did you know your gonna get hacked when you say flamingo sucks?
“What does roblox teach you?”
Jail break: Prison is easy easy to escape so don’t worry about committing crimes :)
“Tower of hell teaches me anger issues”
Also flamingo: beats tower of hell 100 times
True 😂
True
Did he?
Or am I stewpid
@@whitesans8846 ah yes “stewpid”
Other youtubers: *reacting to videos*
Flamingo: *reacting to thumbnails and reactions*
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current: 101
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 did you actually resort to doing this for subs
@@bladepixel probably
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 bots do that all the time so don’t cry when u get hate
"i was in love with u, and u didnt love me back"
*commits suicide*
"I temporarily had feelings that made me have a crush on you, you didn't have them back."
**Commits my dead nephew who jumped off of a plane because the hospital he was born in was a plane and he got accidentally dropped**
Mhm
@@crabsticks8369 love your pfp
@@sulemenk2329 sorry about ur nephew homie
@@aeris143 it's ok fam he was being abused alot by his parents now he can rest
"Anyone in 2024?" GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Get out of my head
“money doesn’t grow on trees”
flamingo: *mm roux go brrrr*
Lol
@@hit5328 actually the paper money is made out of isnt actually made out of the traditional paper that is made with trees do ur research first :)
@@deeni3d aCtUaLy-
@@deeni3d how bout
You get to know what a joke is
@@deeni3d it’s made out of cotton and linen!!
its almost comedic that all of these characters are slenders or bacon hairs
*People who play Roblox are just embarrassing in general. It's my job to make them aware that Fortnite is available to improve your social skills*
@@rlmgoodvideosoutinmychanne1685 wassup RLM
I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.......
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) so true😔
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) so tell me about your playlist..
Flamingo: *Screams so loud the windows crack*
Fans: That’s normal
Non fans: is he ok?
Lol so true
HERE BEFORE RLM
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] *b o t*
@RLM *m o r e b o t*
Also fans: *no.*
Roblox teaches you:
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY DONT LIKE YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING INSTEAD OF SHRUGGING IT OFF
“money doesnt grow on trees”
adopt me players: *no.*
edit: read the replies at your own risk
You rights
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] oh god... anyway money grows on trees
In animal crossing
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] shut up 9 year old
yes
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] shut up 6 year old who fakes his age to play fornite
“What does Brookhaven teach me, to fall in love with 50 year old man pretending to be your age” 😂 never laughed so hard
Thanks for 500 plus likes
Lol
fortnite is for losers, play roblox instead!
I read this the literally when he was saying it 😳
Sooo we meet
@@rlm1338 i think you said that because you cannot download fortnite
"what does roblox teach you?"
*brutally use 3 year olds for admin command testing*
THIS IS SO TRUE
Yep
"What does roblox teach you?"
Uses toilet violently
LMAOO
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE XD
Flamingo your absolutely awesome at recording and editing please just keep it up :) you always made me laugh at ur admin commands forget the rats that always body shame
"Money don't just grow on trees"
Me who grows trees for money:
👁👄👁
Fr
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] joe mama cringe roblox lives matter thats what rlm means
what is money out of?
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] fortnite isn't jesus, sorry if you think that.
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] lmao your grammar yes is no
"why are you built like that?"
He's just built diffrent
Yeah
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
The FDA allows an average of one rodent hair per 100 grams of peanut butter manufactured. Jelly beans are so shiny because they're coated with shellac, which is made from insect poop.
Lancer in ABA
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 you probably just a hater, nobody cares about your opinions, if you hate him, nobody cares, it's not like he will kill you
02:53 *Money doesn't grow on trees*
The tree glitch: *I took that as an offense.*
tree glitch?
@ SHUT UP
@@Voidster101 there used to be a way to glitch orange trees in bloxburg so you can sell then replant them at a rapid pase
@@NeonTurkey yeah
lol i didn't expect this to get so many likes
“I don’t need friends they disappoint me.💃”
"What does roblox teach you?"
* looks at all the copied clothing in the catalog*
Theft is cool (:
Lol u commented 20 minutes ago lolz
@@yumekyasuta9106 ok and?
@@KaiaBrodbecker it wasn't supposed to be derogatory i was saying that i sae your comment🤐 but yeah, do that i guess.😒🙏🏾
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) ShUsH
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) your playlist is amazing
“E” is the most exciting phrase I have ever heard in humanity
*Flamingo is going nowhere with Roblox. It’s time for him to play Fortnite or I will make him*
My parents Said iff i gott 15,8k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.
E
@@mirjinou7999 my parents said if i get -1 subs i would learn how to speak
@@nebula12x cool
"what does roblox teach you"
jailbreak: teaches to how escape jail and kill cops and rob
Dude, your profile picture is beautiful, Oatmeal kitty is the best kitty
@@Luminessen thanks
Dies well reading this coment
True
Bloxburg teaches us how to make jails in our basements
Why did he have to jump off like that i died laughing 😭😭 5:01
Can we just appreciate the fact that this video is exactly 8 minutes long
no.
DEKU?!
@@weirdcore1988 YO WHAT THE FU-
For me it’s 7:59
No
"this person unfriended me and said i wasnt cool :(("
**is literally still friends with him**
I Got A Fight With My Friend Because Of Denis Is The Best And Sketch Is The Worst.Btw,I Join The Fight And I Still Misses Him
this is a solid evidence on why humanity should change
@@lpztzy8114 lol
man i got so many lkes ty people
@@banananugget8149 your welcome robux beggar
aesthetic_lizzy101 the girl that made the ragdoll video "i was in love with u, okay?", is my best friend! she made that on her old account a year ago, i'm very proud of her for making it into the video of our favorite youtuber, even if it's a little cringe :)
That's so cool!
did you tell her? If so whats her reaction xd
what was her reaction
How we meant to know ur not lying
bro has a point
WHY IS DHAR MAN IN THE COMMENTS☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀😭☠️😭☠️☠️💀😭☠️😭😭😭
He is again
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why are u a furry 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Why all the emojis😭
Stop with the emojis man
*So You See,*
"When life gives cringe videos, watch 'em with Flamingo."
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current: 101
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 Change that to 102
UNDERRATED WHEN YOU SAID SO YOU SEE I DIEEED BRO LMFAOOOOO
yep
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 103
“Parents: what does roblox teach you”
general in an army training game: forcing people to change skin colors
“CHANGE YOUR SKIN COLOR”
“But sir I-“
“DO IT”
“Okay” *rips off skin*
“rip off more”
Meh. Most likely went to a few of them but joked around the meme template.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@OneSmartGuy That's no reddit here
“I DONT ACCEPT YOUR SKIN COLOR”
“What’s the consequence?”
“I WILL SHOOT YOU”
“Alright then..”
“what does roblox teach u??”
flicker: only kill in secret
Flicker saved my career with that lesson ☺️
@@fishystuff3we replying to 1yr old comments with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💯💯
@@Espeon_real It was clearly a joke-
@@mikaylabarling4477the reply to your reply was a joke to
Identity fraud: run
Parents: What does Royal High even teach you anyway?
Me: That im ugly
I love how Albert can make anything like "i murdered an entire school" into something funny
Or something like “i ate dead children”
Ikr
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] e
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] play overwatch
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] fortnite copy tf2
"wHaT dOeS rObLoX tEaCh yOu"
Tower of hell: Peeing my pants and breaking my electronics.
Royale High: Mocking online daters.
Adopt me: Scamming.
Murder Mystery 2: T E A M
Breaking Point: Shooting innocent people.
This is what I've learned from roblox so far.
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current: 101
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 let's see how many dad's you can get from this comment current: 0
"What does roblox even teach you"
Royale high : *Jake is popular among the girls*
XD
The girls: AMONG US
Loll
@@Ireland_kb hi
@@ashiesteddies8633 hi?
“this is a full cup,”
“BLENDEEEEEERRRRRRR”
Wild west: *Teaches how to swarm a person who misclicks*
mortem metallum: teaches how to dismember innocent by standers
arsenal teaches you how to use an assortment of weapons to blow someones head off
Flamingo: *has a normal merch intro*
Fans: Impossible.
IMPOSSIBLE
*People who play Roblox are just embarrassing in general. It's my job to make them aware that Fortnite is available to improve your social skills*
I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ''''''
Somethings wrong, I can feel it.
But seriously tho... W H A T
Fun fact: the person who's first has some high speed wifi..
Shut
Yes
Yes
Yes
Shut
5:06 you should have kept the RIP sign there for like 10 seconds and rush the one prayer = 1 merch
"what does roblox teach you?"
KAT: killing everyone and get 100kill streak
lol
That’s me
Who's kat?
@@yesiuhhh it’s game
@@Em1p3n ok ty
“What does roblox teach you?”
You can buy money for money
*The fact that roblox indirectly ACTUALLY teaches you that just echances this joke*
Ah yes , wasting important money that could help you in life *on virtual money to get clothes on a **_lego game_*
Yes
lose money to lose robux
"What does hate teach you?"
"Nothing"
The scariest part is that he’s wearing his shoes inside of his hosue
holy fuck
true true, as an asian this is horrifying
y e s
thats so not cool bro
@tory why bad word STOOOP
tomorrow is your birthday, for now, happy birthday! you’re my favorite RUclipsr 😋
Oh wow❤
I love how on "What does roblox teach you?" They Don't even put coding...
They don't bother putting good things.
I saw one where they said "trust yourself and only yourself".
Bruh where is the: imagination, creativity, you can be anything.
@@LazyTophat this was 11 minutes ago!?!?
Nothing actually
Only that people are weird as fuck and probably have a lot of free time
All My Friend R good 👍
As a Small Game Developer Scripting/Coding is probably the only thing that can give you lots and lots of robux legally for free
What does Roblox even teach you?: To scream at little kids.
Mine is to have addictions
It taught me that I should really stop playing games on roblox, otherwise I’ll become a lazy bed-potato. (Which I definitely will become)
What does roblox teach you? Buy robux
GOODBYE-
*f a c t s*
“What does roblox teach you”
Roblox taught me that running over babies with a car in bloxburg was fun 🤨
I couldint stop laughing lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
Having 5000 kills without getting shot in mm2 sounded intresting
LOL flamingo sucks
True dat
@@thefathamster9345 then try to do better than him
"let's see if people don't shame me for being disgustingly ugly" is my favorite quote in this video 🤣
the intro looks cute but flamingo real personality is just funny
Yup
Yea
@@Lalita._..kumarii ;-;
I like that part of "I dont need friends the disapoint me"
@@christinekeplinger2517 yeah same
The video: what does roblox even teach you?
Albert: *Looks down at shirt*
" Don't burn your home."
yes. just yes.
LOL flamingo sucks
@@thefathamster9345 then why you watching him then 😐
@@thefathamster9345 why are you gonna just watch his video and be like “LOL FLAMINGO SUCKS”
@@thefathamster9345 no u
Parents:”What does roblox even teach you?”
I learned how to kidnap kids off of Adopt me :D
lol
I learned how to kidnap kids then throw them in the water 😃
Dame
@@roraa777
@@roraa777 whats wrong with dat?
WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW THE GRASS IN THE INTRO WAS LITERALLY PERFECT, HEALTHY AND LIVING ITS BEST LIFE,... I WANT TO BE THE GRASS
“What does roblox teach you?”
The answer is simple. How to beg to your parents for in game money
pfftt- BAHAHAHAHAH
Lol
Every item is 50 robux so thats 16 items. And all of them you never wear
YES💅✨
Albert:I support you
Parents: What does roblox teach you
Me: *it teaches you pain and misery and lies*
And to never start an argument 😃
Why did you even watch him if you hate roblox?
"What does Roblox teach you?"
1- Paradise in Life
"It's alright to online date random people that are probably 60 years old"
Sometimes whenever I’m eating noodles while watching your videos every second or so I choke on the noodles, thank you.🥰
Finally the legend himself said the wise word “TikTok cringe”
I hete slander 's
That's some good news
words*
Tiktok is FULL of slenders and cringe kids dancing lol
That's why tiktok sucks
Yay
“I don’t need friends they disappoint me”
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
Bots…😤
Same...:(
@@duckling8 bruh nobody asked
@@micks969 shut up
"What does roblox teach you"
MM2: How to team and scam godly's
flamingo is trash
actually mm2 would help you to be careful with who u trust in life if stupid slenders and copy and pastes and aesthetics didn’t take over roblox. Like roblox is slowly becoming a terrible wasteland like 7 RUclipsrs already quit roblox lol.
@@thefathamster9345 stfu ;)
@@thefathamster9345 ur adopted kid go cry
@@thefathamster9345 says you- 😒
That SSSniperwolf thumbnail edit was GOLD
“What does roblox teach you?”
Flee the Facility: **intense sweating**
TYSM FOR 1K LIKES
Lol
smack people with a=hammers and freeze them
LMAO, I CANT.., THIS IS TOO FUNNY IM DYING
PLSS
Finally someone remembers Flee the Facility is a thing
Parents: What does roblox even teach you?!
*Me: Mm2: Murder innocent children*
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO UNDERATED COMMENTTTTT
😂
*but it's true doe.*
lol
“Never give up even when you fall”
My friends when we play tower of hell: dies on first stage and starts swearing uncontrollably
flamingo is trash
@@thefathamster9345 ok
@@thefathamster9345 why watch the video?
I get mad when i fall its only the first level
my friend is toh master when i play with her i always rage quit
4:53 “well, *laughs* “HESBFEIEE”
Thanks Albert for making this exactly 8 minutes long.
He always does that
Real life saver
Helps me because like if it's 22:22 then I stop at 22:30 perfect
@@Doing_Your_Mom(PLAYS KC SFX EARRAPE) WARP ZOOOOOOOOOOOONE
It makes me so calm
Parents: "What does even roblox teach you?"
Me: stealing parents credit card.
chase the bag
fact
FACT
:)
HAHA
"You’re not my IBSF anymore…"
I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERN BREAKING SLEEPING FRANCE YEAH!
Wtf did u just say?
flamingo is trash
@@thefathamster9345 ok
@@thefathamster9345 Look who's talking
@@thefathamster9345 ok? And?
2:28 I’m sorry albert, that’s actually sad, I never seen him sad so that just made me even more sadder 😭😭..
“what does roblox teach you?” it teaches me to lose braincells 😀
Hahahaha 😂🙁☹️😐
And if you have a stitched face you are a
U N H O L Y C R E A T U R E
Tower of heck:if you play a lot you can buy stuff to make you win
Adopt me:the best way to get good stuff is to scam
Bloxburg:you will never be good enough
Dhar Mann
Fact
"what does roblox teach you??"
"whats that even a question??"
Was that even a question*
flamingo is so cringe
@@g4-ramirezjad524 question is that?
@@thefathamster9345 if you think he's cringe why did you click on this video i-? 💀
@@crxig.tucker “-“ 😐
“Tower of hell teaches me anger issues” FELT OMG
For my sister that is very true
Sometimes I just wanna cry in a corner when I fall in tower of hell
I threw my iPad btw lol
yes
I love how at 5:08 he just simply comes back to life
"Money doesn't grow on trees"
Money Tree Simulator : Yes
Me love gogy he mine ☺ jk
offtopic but nice pfp
Money that literally grows on trees: bonjour
@@savedtheworld6755 u mean terrible
flamingo is so cringe
Where does money come from paper where does paper come from TREES
Sad tixtoks: everyone sad
Albert: *laughing like a creep*
It doesn't make him a creep
Always has been doing that
F
the fact that h
yea it is funny to laugh on it
Legends has is he still hasn’t discovered ibsf means internet best friend…
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TOO LOL
@@silhouette6038 wait what?
@@silhouette6038 Same
@-Emmas_gachas- the s in best
yes
Albert: *joins Royale high*
The literal first person he meets: *body shames*
parents: what does roblox teach you?
club iris: *dancing on other people for money*
I no lie walked in for 5 seconds and saw that shit and left
@@PracticallyBlind SAME- AND I WAS WITH MY 6 YR OLD NEPHEW
Y e s
S t r i p p e r
S t r i p p e r
3:30 my dad actually invested stock into the game because he thought it could have applications in education. He has never played the game and ive only ever given him brief descriptions of the general concept lol.
He is a garbage investor then, unless he already did research on the stock
@@boxer9733 he did do some research on the stock. he spends a lot of time on researching that kind of stuff. I dont know what sources made him want to get it, so i just didnt mention them. He talks about researching stocks a lot so i dont think it was just the word of his brainless son that swayed his descision.
@@Mirrormirrormermaid Yeah then he is fine, research is key lol
Bee Swarm Simulator: teaches you to dominate the world and to kill bugs/animals 😩🔫
I never thought of it like that LOL
@@patrickstar3593 yes.
Yes
Yeah 😆
basically:
make every animal extinct except bears and bees
Parents:What does Roblox even teach you
Me:Learn how to trick little kids into giving me their password