The cars of appalling human beings
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- Опубликовано: 28 мар 2019
- Episode 56. This week Jonny and Richard discuss the terrible people's cars, find a street of surprisingly interesting things and spot some rare cars and discover a dog grooming academy.
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This is exactly sort the high culture entertainment we deserve in the 21st century. Taa
That Sierra was registered in December 93, a year after they stopped making them. Six months after my Mk1 Mondeo (June 93) built March 93. LATE.
As a Bristolian Sierra owner I can confirm all of this is true. For maximum Bristolian-ness add the letters WL to the end of any word ending in A though beware of brand names (ASDA can either be ASDAWL or ASDAS)
The later DOHC Sierra's used two electric cooling fans, the same as those in a Mk1 Fiesta. As a result my car sounds like a bloody hovercraft most of the time
"Quiet wank fantasy"
That's why I enjoy your videos. Superb.
Sounds like it could be the model name of some obscure Japanese van.
@@SmallBlogV8 😂funny you say that there one called a a Mazda BJ
"You absolute oboe" is my new favorite insult
Listening to this (on head phones) while “laying a cable” and laughing my head off - people in other cubicles must be wondering if there is “hand shandy “ activity going on and tut tuting to themselves thinking“ bet he drives a BMW X6M” 😆
Did you have an audience and if so, were they looking into the middle distance? 😂
I believe farage drives a v70 and a wheel fell off on a French motorway which at the time, he described as an assassination attempt.
I really hope that's not the case (driving a V70), wheels falling off is fine though.
@@0-Will-0 its true although a few years ago now.
Swedish enginEUr conspiracy
Of course he's the sort of man who'd rank himself as being important enough to be worthy of assassination
Someone had supposedly undone all of the wheel bolts.
So good, spot on.
My colleague drives an Audi SQ7. Sending him the link now.
8:10 that's the most knurled..... Gratuitous product placement watch shot 😂. I like the way the sponsored segment was edited in their. Excellent stuff chaps.
I give the " middle distance stare" when my dog Lays the biggest cable just as the neighbour i want to impress strolls past.
Haha, my dad had a 740 and I'd been saying the other day how loud the fan was, all the time. Turning circle on it was awesome for a car that felt about 40ft long!
Thanks sniff and Johnny for all you do. You keep me entertained :)
I think that part about the, "Touareg not being a divisive looking car" was in a previous video.
X6M, up-bagded RR like Kahn et al. RS Focus mk2, any bejewelled 4x4 eg Maserati, Phev mitsubishi, 430 Spyder, Conti roadster, James Bondsters in DB9s, Clean Defenders with snorkel winchery! Old Xj6 owned by golfsters, ANY G wagonerry, old A7 (dog itching it's arse on carpet rear end) version, Brooklands Bentley, Modded Sierra Cosworth, converted London taxi cab, Q1s, Jacked up vintage Ford Pops et el, KTM tossbows on the road, Evo/Wrx2 with colour coded mudflaps, Vat pinching double cabbers and the grand daddy of bed-wetters favourite.. the HUMMER of course!
Loving your episodes...totally random at time but pure brilliance :-)
Ironically the music video for A1 "caught in the middle" has a land rover defender in it 😂
Love the casual product placement at about 8.10. You're getting better at it Jonny. Here's an idea for another video point at something out of the windscreen just in front of the camera and let your wrist linger there for a few seconds so it shows the watch off
I could watch this all day, you two are excellent.
Love these videos, well done
The way they're driving round, stopping to examine old cars and take photos using cameraphones really looks like they're casing places to rob. Especially with the turning round to slow down for the Sierra.
"Rampant twattery" LOL
There's an old woman opposite who doesn't let anyone park outside her house as she saves the space for her daughter who visits.... The daughter is just as much a div as the old girl and yep you guessed it she drives a Q7!!
Talking of mk1 Fiestas, the K10 Micra was similar. You could identify one of them round a corner no problem, very odd engine noise..
Nothing livens up a test drive better than a few pints.
The Ratpack "ohh...oy", such memories of these guys back in Zakynthos 2005- 2008.
Loudest viscous fan ever- Mitsubishi Shogun circa 1995
Not playing out weather :-)
picturing the icons needed for the council road sign prohibiting fly tipping and dogging..
I pacifically told you it was my ideal! And now it nurly went wrong!
I always find Hillingdon great for interesting cars stuck in driveways...also Southend
FWIW, my landlords drive a Q7 they bought as used a few years old, and they are extremely kind and generous people.
Love you guys, funny as fuck. looks like great fun driving around checking cars out
My other half believes I have an obsession with London Colney. Truth is, it’s just a convenient stop off the M25 and the petrol isn’t massively overpriced.
Square grilled mini was the 1275GT & Clubman.
Isn't Johnny's qwf the Corrs?? So many truths in this video, X6M, knurling, awesome!
"Beardy idiots on Pistonheads" 🤣🤣🤣
Autoshite is the place to be. Beats the pants of Pistonheads
Who doesn’t love a knurling joke!
Love the fact it sounds a lot funnier in a Bob Fleming (aka fast show) voice rofl :)
The wing but on the stanced mx5 .!
My Dads 2015 Skoda Fabia Diesel, the fan used to come on after a drive as a new car when he first got it. It was recalled and repaired a few times by the main dealer for various things. It was a lease car and the new driver of it at the place he used to work unfortunately had the engine blow up on them, with the car only with about 50 odd thousand miles on it. Skoda Fabia eh, who'd 'ave 'em......plenty of performance in those Skoda Diesel engines though!
Nothing wrong with SpectraSoul and Shogun Audio! Just so happened to have a Shogun Audio DnB mix on in the background whilst watching your vid!
Holy crap, I live just round the corner from where that Sierra was.
Ford Raptors normally house awful humans.
guys you should take harry to the burning man 2019 and do a vid....
These videos are great, can’t believe you have so few subscribers 👍🏻👏🏻
Nohedes 75 I know, criminal isn’t it?
Thats my Friday sorted.
I see that little Mini on my journey everyday. Tell my teenage daughter how cute it is.. she just ignores me...
there must be a TV series of you pair doing Bristolian accents talkin" "bout cars
Excellent 😅😅g
BMW X6M - Rampant twatery of the highest order 😂😂😂
I nurley hit the thumbs down button!
I read that at exactly the same time as he said it. It was uncannily weird.
I recall Farage had a near death experience (not near enough) in his Volvo V70 a few years ago. Someone undid the wheel nuts
No, the mechanic tried to tell it it was shoddy workmanship, but Farage didn't speak any French and wanted to play the victim card in the press.
I would pay money to sit in the back. Great entertainment.
I want to know what was parked behind the Mini. Looks like a Morris Eight.
Your best yet.
Laying a cable lol, boom boom.
Poverty spec Defender, rubber bumpers, optional heater and radio. Phworr. Off to comb me beard.
8:12 - CLANG 😉
There are cul-de-sacs in Britain too? I thought that was a GM-thing (only USA).
The perfect ending.. PMSL.. (Phil)
Quality comments, so true about the q7 and the drivers it attracts. Have to disagree on the velar,. Shockingly knobber.
Our Octavia vRS CR170 periodically starts a DPF clean then panics when you stop. So spends ten minutes trying to desperately trying to cool itself down with the fans, makes a right racket.
Pete FlintMurray well don’t stop when it’s cleaning the DPF then.
Will never get to hear the end of The Ratpack sentence. Which is ironic, as by the end of 1992, I was pretty keen to hear the end of The Ratpack ...
Some great swears in this episode, you ****ing beautiful *****rds.
and more curiously the K reg sierra wasnt registered until 1997
I recall in the late 90s my local pub landlord had a Carlton 3.0 litre gsi he reckoned he could still outrun the local law fully loaded from the cash n carry .....
Apologies for being *really* tedious but the camera facing you guys is blurred on the RHS. Can you change it for the next episode?
Mike Anton Let me investigate- thanks for the heads up
@@TheLateBrakeShow I suspect it's a slight misalignment in the lens. Doesn't affect your great content but it's stuck there when when you see it, if that makes sense?
Gave u a like just for saying 'absolute gash' in your posh la-de-dah accent 😂😂😂
I'm sure I saw Farage once in a Volvo XC70.
I imagine Farage in a older Passat Estate
Brilliant, my dickhead in laws have a Q7
Trick question. Farage doesn’t drive himself. He’s always pissed
(adenoids) you were actually driving onto the A414, not the A1 ;) loving these videos btw
The current B9 (2016-) generation is the first A4 to be offered with a 1.4 L engine as the smallest option. B5-B7 had minimum 1.6 L, B8 started at 1.8L...
@@EmyrDerfel Would you like to see my collection of shovels...
BMW X6M. Game over.
Nigel Farage must drive a Sahara Gold Jaguar X-Type 2.5 V6.
Farage is the kind of man who refuses to drive anything remotely British because he thinks they're terribly built, but then complains that people buy foreign cars and there isn't a British motor industry anymore.
The same way as he had a German wife.
@@georgiamcdermott5140 You are 100% right. Last time I checked he drove a Volvo.
Farage has a Volvo estate!
“Beady idiots on PistonHeads”
I’m sure that Farage drives an A6 Avant.
I had a Touareg. It is the tubberwear of SUVs. 🙄
As a fellow Landy owner... Yes boys! The twattery from the aforementioned "staunch Land Rover fans" makes me want to burn my series 3. I love the new Landy stuff, I love Land Rover and want to see them still around in ten years. There seems to be this expectancy that JLR will whip back the cover on the launch of the new defender and go: "fooled you! the new defender is actually a 1996 300tdi with odd coloured, pre-dented wings, factory one life live it stickers and insa turbo's, we envisage selling 85,000,000 per year and they will sell for 35p or be free with a UKIP membership"
You can buy a Discovery Commercial though, so there's nothing stopping LR doing a Defender along those lines - It's basically a dog guard and a rubber bootlining, but to look at it's just a Disco. Farmers and Builders will go mental.
www.landrover.co.uk/vehicles/discovery/commercial/index.html
That Sierra is gone and there’s an A reg Escort Estate and an old Transit there now. The grooming place is still there and I have never seen anyone go in or out.
K reg Escort van and L reg Fiesta around there as well, but London Colney is a shithole so you’re probably better off avoiding
I'd rather have a Lada Niva than a new Defender.
Body-kitted 316-shed how unfortunate for you.
I have a zt v8 id happily be a pub landlord the zt out front sat at the bar, with my pint maybe buy a gold chain living the dream right there
Jeez those watches are hideous.
aye-VEY-coh? I thought it was AYE-veco. I must be from a poor part of the country.
I always thought the I was pronounced as in 'if'.
This is gossiping for guys! ;)
Jonny drinking my favourite drink! Vita loca
coconut water. Its the future
Dodgy Davo At first it tasted strange, then it was ok
CARPERVERT does anyone else play the Tesco meal deal game? How much can you get the meal to before it’s reduced to £3?
Could you please put the photographs of the vehicles you're chatting about.
SnazzBot We try to capture them on camera, but it’s my job to film so quite difficult to chat naturally and also keep the cams positioned properly.
@@TheLateBrakeShow Thanks for the replay, I ment in post, just I stop the video and google the one your talking about just to know what one is it.
Mk 1 Ford Fiestal.
What about A1 steak sauce?
Since everything can be Googled; Farage drives a V70... Fuck. I drive a Volvo.
What if 5 went past on the A1 heading to E17 in a 911?? 🤔
What would they be singing?
Bristol accent pmsl 🤣
I once owned a mk1 fiesta in the 90’s and the fan ran constantly, it never had a fan switch so I fitted a thermostat housing and switch to it but it just kept bastard overheating ffs !
Loudest cooling fan : Austin Princess.
Audi Q7 and X6M are two of the worst cars ever to assault my eyeballs. How does anyone afford the tyres? I was on the M1 yesterday bimbling along in my own sweet time, watching everyone rush by..... Q7 then Peugeot 107. For the price of an audi tyre you could do all four on the Peugeot and probably a full service with the spare change.
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"I can't think of a new car on sale that attracts such appalling human beings as a Q7" - took me a while to think of one but I think we have a contender. BMW M4 anyone? The ultimate car of choice for the absolute pond scum of humanity.
How boring
X6M owner ☝️
Add Mustangs and those stupid Ford pickup trucks that are nobbed up.