Imo Khorne is actually the best option outta all 4 of them. Like with Slaneesh of course the begginings are nice but the deeper you go the more u need and it gets to the point where no amount of cocaine laced with warpdust and fentanyl or BDSM gonna satisfy you, ypu end up chasing the high you will never be able to feel again. With Tzeench you literally just never know, one day he might just wake up and think "imma fuck with this dude, its gonna be hilarious, watch this" and turn you into space octopus or just yeet you into some black hole for shits and giggles. G'pa Nurgle if he likes you its kinda alright since you dont really feel pain of all those diseases and mutations but majority of his followers are literally 100% aware whats happening to their bodies but they dont have any control anymore, they are like in spectator more where they see and feel everytthing but they arent in control anymore. Not to mention you stink. But then theres Khorne, this man doesnt care where the blood flows from, it only matters that it flows, he doesnt care about how many skulls you bring him, he cares how much effort you put into it, and despite being a god of slaughter hes really into like martial prowess and in a sense.... Honorable combat.... There was one story about 2 Khorne Marines, a veteran and a fresh recruit, veteram offered Khorne hundreds of skulls while the other one just had but a single one.... Khorne was like: "did you really just offered me a pile of skulls taken from slaughtering civillians? Maaaaan get the fuck outta here with that weak ass shit you a bitch ass coward." Then the new recruit offered him one skull of some space marine that literally almost killed him(i cant remember what rank, but almost fucking up a World Eater in a melee combat inside a god damn claustrophobic drop pod is kinda hard to achieve) and Daddy K was like: "Good job son, i know its not much but ypu tried your best and put a lot of effort into it. Thanks."
We need only wait for the new Amazon series to find out. Primarch Shaniqua was actually the first primarch created, and certainly better than all the rest. The Emperor knew how stronk and brave she would be, so he saved her for a time when xenophobia was rampant in the galaxy. Now, she emerges from her stasis tomb to combat the wicked forces of racism and microaggression, with her Gauntlets Of Inclusiveness, and her Spear Of Diversity. She is truly the best and bravest over all, and will teach those Tyranids a thing or two about tolerance. Ahem. Clearly I don't have high hopes. Lol.
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Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the Skull Throne!
MILK FIR THE KHORNE FLAKES
@@lobogunthergdiesoetewulf9792🤣 Just made my day...
Heretic 😡😡
The fact that this isn't being pinned kinda sad
Need a bumper sticker w that
Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it MUST flow
Why does khorne lesser daemons have such large heads? The bloodletters with Xenomorph look like
That was so cool! Thank you! 😊
Imo Khorne is actually the best option outta all 4 of them.
Like with Slaneesh of course the begginings are nice but the deeper you go the more u need and it gets to the point where no amount of cocaine laced with warpdust and fentanyl or BDSM gonna satisfy you, ypu end up chasing the high you will never be able to feel again.
With Tzeench you literally just never know, one day he might just wake up and think "imma fuck with this dude, its gonna be hilarious, watch this" and turn you into space octopus or just yeet you into some black hole for shits and giggles.
G'pa Nurgle if he likes you its kinda alright since you dont really feel pain of all those diseases and mutations but majority of his followers are literally 100% aware whats happening to their bodies but they dont have any control anymore, they are like in spectator more where they see and feel everytthing but they arent in control anymore. Not to mention you stink.
But then theres Khorne, this man doesnt care where the blood flows from, it only matters that it flows, he doesnt care about how many skulls you bring him, he cares how much effort you put into it, and despite being a god of slaughter hes really into like martial prowess and in a sense.... Honorable combat....
There was one story about 2 Khorne Marines, a veteran and a fresh recruit, veteram offered Khorne hundreds of skulls while the other one just had but a single one.... Khorne was like: "did you really just offered me a pile of skulls taken from slaughtering civillians? Maaaaan get the fuck outta here with that weak ass shit you a bitch ass coward."
Then the new recruit offered him one skull of some space marine that literally almost killed him(i cant remember what rank, but almost fucking up a World Eater in a melee combat inside a god damn claustrophobic drop pod is kinda hard to achieve) and Daddy K was like: "Good job son, i know its not much but ypu tried your best and put a lot of effort into it. Thanks."
Shoutout PKA
Question: could there be a secret weapon hidden in the vaults of Terra that the Imperium could use to defeat the Tyranids?
We need only wait for the new Amazon series to find out. Primarch Shaniqua was actually the first primarch created, and certainly better than all the rest. The Emperor knew how stronk and brave she would be, so he saved her for a time when xenophobia was rampant in the galaxy. Now, she emerges from her stasis tomb to combat the wicked forces of racism and microaggression, with her Gauntlets Of Inclusiveness, and her Spear Of Diversity. She is truly the best and bravest over all, and will teach those Tyranids a thing or two about tolerance.
Ahem. Clearly I don't have high hopes. Lol.
By the time I realized you were fucking with me it was too late to stop reading :/
There actually was one. Phosphex. However a stupid tech priest on mars destroyed the STC 🤣🤣🤣
I only watch the full clip, because I want to listen to the song at the end.
Eighth
I see what you did there
Second 😮
First
Khorne’s a she then?