Its not bad but I got it and wore it a few times and each time someone would tell me that I smell like their dad. At 30 years old, I decided this was NOT the compliment I want. Cool water is technically a green irish tweed clone, and an eh one at that. Armaf tres nuit edp significantly better and no one tells me i smell like their dad when I wear it.
@@bobbyfischer13if that’s an AC30 I can’t imagine your neighbors love you. Incredible sound but their sweet spot can get really loud. Still it all looks sharp AF!
Man Ash, I've watched your content for years now but never not sober... Your content is def 420 certified vison fire. Very entertaining. What up from Tybee Island GA
Thanks for your roast, to answer the question, I loveeeee city on fire and think it smells like raspberry jam over a campfire. No one I know likes it, but I wear it almost weekly in the winter.
I see the first guy gets the small bottles and I'd guess he's a light sprayer too. I'm the exact opposite. If I KNOW I'm more than likely gonna love a particular fragrance, I always go with the biggest bottle to get the best price I possibly can. So at least half my collection is 5oz and up. I also spray A LOT since my skin drinks this type of stuff. The only time I buy less than 4oz is when I have no other choice.
I tried to do the Sephora hack and they gave me a empty bottle of ombré leather 😂 .. I mean the boxed was sealed was all. Worst cologne experience ever.
I hope you took it back and got a refund lol. And you buy that sampler box and they give you a coupon to get any full size bottle of the samples that came in that box for the price of the sample box pretty much for those asking in the commenst
Nautica Voyage and Cool Water are like the bedrocks of the cheapie collections. Somehow the only one of these I have in common with anyone is Encre Noir.
14:24 what is wrong about the Club De Nuit Intense opening? I just love it, that´s why I usually spray a ton of that stuff on myself. My batch is from 2017, no clue if it has been reformulated and is bad now, but mine has some great citric notes.
So if your bathroom is in the very cool basement, with no sunlight in there and no showers happening in that bathroom, is it still bad to store your colognes in there?
Baby bottles are definitely big brain moves. When was the last time you were even concerned about going through a bottle? Back in your Aqua Di Gio EDT days?
Hi Ash I'm an avid follower from here in the UK. I started my collection December last year (2021) and to date I've got 107 fragrances. Just wondered how long it took you to get your mense collection and if you know roughly how many you own, cheers Chris
I think Ash has said in the past that he has 2000 bottles, but who knows how many he has these days. Sebastian from the Smelling Great channel has 5000 fragrances. He could have bought a house with what he’s spent on fragrances! (I believe he has a boutique service that matches clients with fragrances, so it's also a business expense for him.)
So my current collection 35-40 . I don't want to put on my bed, the cat would complain. So briefly cheapies from Avon , I was dating a lady who sold, does that fall under the definition of oldest profession or not? Next just mid ranges Uomo S F Signature, Jag. Pace AND CK2 and high Channel # 5, 5 Oz bottles of Spice Bomb, Dior Savage etc. Plus a couple of backup bottles Fahrenheit, Savage, The Dreamer
Ash, I am fem, submissive man. I wish I were a woman. Nothing I can do about it. I am drawn to really feminine scents, my favorite being the cheap, flowery, powdery, Liz Claiborne, "Curve." What I love about it, is that it makes me feel fem and I get so many compliments from masculine straight men who aren't into colognes. I know you frag people dis cloyingly sweet scents but I'm unique. I don't need to follow trends. What do you think? Is there another, altogether better, flowery, powdery scent that you would recommend over Curve? Thank you.
Thanks for the roast Ash! 👍😄 And yes, Prada L'homme Intense is epic and I've got four back up bottles to be on the safe side for the next couple of years. 🤓 Take it easy and if you ever get to Prague hit me up! 😉
Do the fragrances have to come out of the boxes to be roasted??? By the way along with the decent fragrances I have a whole bed full (because that is the way we are commanded to display them - Ash our Evil Dead Overlord) 'purchases of shame' ... cough cough Pecksniffs 😖 ...
That wooden figure is a typical chilean figure its called ''Indio Picaro'' or ''Naughty indian/Roguish Indian'' its just a funny thing here in my country, greetings from Chile hahahaha.
How late in your process did you come up with the "I recommended your next fragrance at the beginning of the video" gag? It felt like the kind of thing where you ended up actually giving thought to the question and then you're like "wait a minute, *I* have THREE fragrances!" while you're sitting down to dinner.
Not to roast the host, but those Home Depot/Lowe’s pricing stickers on the shelf brackets holding up the 4K+ frags should’ve been removed BEFORE installation, blurring the background only slightly hides them.
I did that Club de Nuit Intense Man/Demeter Pineapple trick and it doesn't work. I have both bottles still. The pineapple in that Demeter is way too photorealistic, like opening a can of pineapple from the fridge. It's nothing like the idealized pineapple note in Aventus DNA. That cool "clean" wall display unit is very similar to the acrylic wall-mounted frag display units I have around my house. Yes, I like to show them off. Visual aesthetics is as important as scent aesthetics to me.
Cool Water is a timeless classic! Easy to discount it because it’s cheap and has been around a while, but Pierre Bourdon knew what he was doing when he dropped what is essentially “Green Irish Tweed Aqua”. That DNA at a designer price... yes please. It slaps, and it will never not slap. 🔥
Cool Water is like the fragrance version of Elf on a Shelf.
In what way? Please explain. I’m dieing to hear this lol.
Its not bad but I got it and wore it a few times and each time someone would tell me that I smell like their dad. At 30 years old, I decided this was NOT the compliment I want. Cool water is technically a green irish tweed clone, and an eh one at that. Armaf tres nuit edp significantly better and no one tells me i smell like their dad when I wear it.
OR ITS LIKE A MONKEY ON A DONKEY!!! LOL
HAHA underrated comment right here
lol what does this even mean
Legends say that figurine next to the Drakkar Noir was the original proto-type for the Le Male bottle. 😂
Would make a better bottle
The room at 13:30 is so aesthetically pleasing
Thank you! Ash has finally gotten used to the robovac.
I couldn't stop looking at his relic strat 👀👀👀
@@bobbyfischer13if that’s an AC30 I can’t imagine your neighbors love you. Incredible sound but their sweet spot can get really loud.
Still it all looks sharp AF!
Man Ash, I've watched your content for years now but never not sober...
Your content is def 420 certified vison fire.
Very entertaining.
What up from Tybee Island GA
Thanks for your roast, to answer the question, I loveeeee city on fire and think it smells like raspberry jam over a campfire. No one I know likes it, but I wear it almost weekly in the winter.
Nikola Žovanovik got that clean shelf on point 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Thanks man! Glad you liked it
@@nikolajovanovic3647 Da li možda kojim slučajem dekantuješ neke od svojih parfema?
@@nikolajovanovic3647what a g 🇷🇸
I see the first guy gets the small bottles and I'd guess he's a light sprayer too. I'm the exact opposite. If I KNOW I'm more than likely gonna love a particular fragrance, I always go with the biggest bottle to get the best price I possibly can. So at least half my collection is 5oz and up. I also spray A LOT since my skin drinks this type of stuff. The only time I buy less than 4oz is when I have no other choice.
I tried to do the Sephora hack and they gave me a empty bottle of ombré leather 😂 .. I mean the boxed was sealed was all. Worst cologne experience ever.
I u don’t mind can you tell me how to do the hack?
Me 2 pls
I hope you took it back and got a refund lol. And you buy that sampler box and they give you a coupon to get any full size bottle of the samples that came in that box for the price of the sample box pretty much for those asking in the commenst
Does the hack work in Canada too? 😮
I STARTED MY COLLECTION WITH COOLWATER.... ITS A MUST🙄🙄🙄
Nautica Voyage and Cool Water are like the bedrocks of the cheapie collections. Somehow the only one of these I have in common with anyone is Encre Noir.
The background song is so nostalgic to me bro brings me back to all the times I’ve watched your older videos
I remember the first time I smelled cool water in the air 3 years ago. That was my slow snowball into frags. It is coming back.
U shld do a drinking game. Each time you see a davidoff cool water, take a shot.
Sadly I didn't use the ombre leather hack 😅
Small 20 to 40 ml sizes is a pretty smart
Way to go about it..
Dude also got that Christmas tree blanket from his mom..
14:24 what is wrong about the Club De Nuit Intense opening? I just love it, that´s why I usually spray a ton of that stuff on myself. My batch is from 2017, no clue if it has been reformulated and is bad now, but mine has some great citric notes.
So if your bathroom is in the very cool basement, with no sunlight in there and no showers happening in that bathroom, is it still bad to store your colognes in there?
Ash, your video sold out the Sephora sampler a few days after you posted it 😆
“Looks like you’re lacking a bed!” Starting off strong 🙃 Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family 🎄
Merry Christmas Ashton!! Thanks for making me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
Great fragrance collection video and I enjoyed it and have a blessed day
Cool Water and Olive Garden gift certificates, fresh!
Baby bottles are definitely big brain moves. When was the last time you were even concerned about going through a bottle? Back in your Aqua Di Gio EDT days?
The wooden figure is called "indio pícaro", a traditional gift from Chile that references our best attribute
I Love this roasting videos
Greetings from South Africa
Jeff, props for the Taylor of Old Bond St Eton College!
Hi Ash I'm an avid follower from here in the UK. I started my collection December last year (2021) and to date I've got 107 fragrances. Just wondered how long it took you to get your mense collection and if you know roughly how many you own, cheers Chris
I think Ash has said in the past that he has 2000 bottles, but who knows how many he has these days. Sebastian from the Smelling Great channel has 5000 fragrances. He could have bought a house with what he’s spent on fragrances! (I believe he has a boutique service that matches clients with fragrances, so it's also a business expense for him.)
107 in a year.. that's pretty much 2 a week 😮
Love seeing that more than one person in this video alone also has Très Nuit in their collection. No mocking that stuff 👍
Bro try to layer Gentleman reserve privee with Orto Parisi Bergamask... that combo is notorious
Yay!! I love these, it’s been a minute since I’ve seen a collection review video. I should submit mine!
2:57 I love the take on Ultra Blue😂
Love Cool Water at first..years later couldn't stand it anymore. Then I discovered Cool Water Intense..😎
Love your vids r u going to do a pt2 and where can we send them
So my current collection 35-40 . I don't want to put on my bed, the cat would complain. So briefly cheapies from Avon , I was dating a lady who sold, does that fall under the definition of oldest profession or not? Next just mid ranges Uomo S F Signature, Jag. Pace AND CK2 and high Channel # 5, 5 Oz bottles of Spice Bomb, Dior Savage etc. Plus a couple of backup bottles Fahrenheit, Savage, The Dreamer
Ash, I am fem, submissive man. I wish I were a woman. Nothing I can do about it. I am drawn to really feminine scents, my favorite being the cheap, flowery, powdery, Liz Claiborne, "Curve." What I love about it, is that it makes me feel fem and I get so many compliments from masculine straight men who aren't into colognes. I know you frag people dis cloyingly sweet scents but I'm unique. I don't need to follow trends. What do you think? Is there another, altogether better, flowery, powdery scent that you would recommend over Curve? Thank you.
The sample hack is brilliant Ash!! Got my Tf from it 👍
Hey is it still possible
@@Jdawg214 when I checked it was sold out
Thanks for the roast Ash! 👍😄
And yes, Prada L'homme Intense is epic and I've got four back up bottles to be on the safe side for the next couple of years. 🤓
Take it easy and if you ever get to Prague hit me up! 😉
I'll sell you a 5th 😅 I do not like it, regrettably
@@94nolo how much?
I'm the one person that does not own cool water. But I consistently buy Echo davidoff since 2005.
Is the Sephora thing still on?
You absolutely right, fam. Drakkar Noir = big Epeen.
No cool water in my collection… anymore, it was a gift so i gave it to little bro and he uses it as air freshener
I dont know why.. but these roasting videos are fun to watch
Your best fragrance is parfum dermalys and ombré leather TF and Alexandria of course haha .
nah the davidoff comment during 12:05 had me dying
Am I wrong for hating on Cool Water and refusing to add it to my collection?
This is the first time watching a roast that was just uploaded! I’m so excited!!!!
I love these roast videos, No one in fragrance community does this kind of stuff.
School of scents does too
Chrisdaceo does it
Roast on 14.00 was hilarious. $80 for one perfume or $80 for multiple perfumes of questionable quilty 🤣🤣
You should do a review of Narciso Rodriguez Bleu Noir EDP
I’m guessing the Sephora set is no more? :/
This madness must stop! I refuse to buy either Cool Water or Drakkar Noir! I am drawing a line in the sand...
After watching this I have a new video idea Ash. Fragrances on the dark side. Darker lighting with candles wearing a 'Star Wars: Emperor' hoodie.
Lol
Do the fragrances have to come out of the boxes to be roasted???
By the way along with the decent fragrances I have a whole bed full (because that is the way we are commanded to display them - Ash our Evil Dead Overlord) 'purchases of shame' ... cough cough Pecksniffs 😖 ...
Does it matter what set from Sephora you get?
Just checked sephora, and the sample kit is out of stock. 😢
That wooden figure is a typical chilean figure its called ''Indio Picaro'' or ''Naughty indian/Roguish Indian'' its just a funny thing here in my country, greetings from Chile hahahaha.
Love these roasts, please never stop 🤣
This was great! Ash you should do these types of videos more often
I agree Andy and so does the RUclips robot 🤖. We both won!
I gave my cool water to my 14 yr old nephew
30ml is the way to go when you have more than like 12 fragrances since they’re not all gonna get finished for quite a while
I have close to 100 frags, & yet I still don't have cool water lol. But I was thinking about getting it recently
I have a "mild deodorant doux". Honestly it's better than some EDPs I have. It cost £5
@@byMRTNjournals this is why I love cheapies
@@Sam_Stanton same. Mauboussin Homme edp. £20. Alberto Morillas
That was hilarious 🤣
"I'll send you a Davidoff and a Gift Certificate to Olive Garden" lol . Yes
Hi Ash, are you giving away Christmas Packages to followers?
I got Tom Ford as well 😬hate that I didnt take 2 or 3 😥
How late in your process did you come up with the "I recommended your next fragrance at the beginning of the video" gag? It felt like the kind of thing where you ended up actually giving thought to the question and then you're like "wait a minute, *I* have THREE fragrances!" while you're sitting down to dinner.
Not to roast the host, but those Home Depot/Lowe’s pricing stickers on the shelf brackets holding up the 4K+ frags should’ve been removed BEFORE installation, blurring the background only slightly hides them.
👍Please continue roasting and showing others awesome collections as well! (other’s)
Was that a bit of Yoda impression after seeing Star Wars on the TV..??
I was reminded of Bill Hader’s impersonation of Keith Morrison.
Supremacy was the worst purchase I have ever made, smells like rubber n smoke. Yh the bottle is nice but man I wish I could get my money back
This is my favorite series lol
2:41 the moment of realization lol
Loewe 7 anónimo is an amazing fragrance
I also own DAVIDOFF Cool Water in my collection 😅
I’m tryna figure out where to find that sample set with the card for a free fragrance bruh 😂
Nah this video isnt suppose to be this funny the wooden figure 🤣🤣
Why is adg profumo in almost every single one 😂
Maybe I'll send my collection anytime soon. 😎
Btw, recently gave away my Davidoff Cool Water. 😉
13:26 just turned into Yoda
Can i but the World of Chris Collins gift set for 25.00 and still get the free fragrance coupon?
I did that Club de Nuit Intense Man/Demeter Pineapple trick and it doesn't work. I have both bottles still. The pineapple in that Demeter is way too photorealistic, like opening a can of pineapple from the fridge. It's nothing like the idealized pineapple note in Aventus DNA.
That cool "clean" wall display unit is very similar to the acrylic wall-mounted frag display units I have around my house. Yes, I like to show them off. Visual aesthetics is as important as scent aesthetics to me.
Try sunnamusks Evanto fine oil, an aventus clone in oil format. It's nuclear and because it's oil, the pineapple and blackcurrant stays for hours.
Great video Ash! Haha, I love these roasts! 🤘
I cant do the sephora thing
best type of videos
We need a roast video where its Chelsea doing the roasting!
11:25 That is my bed!
Davidoff Cool water is for the price a legend...
Does the Sephora thing still work?
No. It's sold out
Cool Water is a timeless classic! Easy to discount it because it’s cheap and has been around a while, but Pierre Bourdon knew what he was doing when he dropped what is essentially “Green Irish Tweed Aqua”. That DNA at a designer price... yes please.
It slaps, and it will never not slap. 🔥
Outdated
yeaaaahhhhh Nate !!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I sprayed Dakar Noir in my mouth and guess what happened?
Do a part 2 I wanna send mine
Lodi Dodi these guys like to party with that Johnson Baby Powder & Coolwater Cologne!
I have fragrances without caps but they're not testers, I got em for free
Awww. Mine didn't make it!!!!
Wait what, can someone explain to me how he got ombré leather for free? I can’t find that deal on Sephora’s website right now unless it ended :(
They have a sample pack on there for $70 ish and it has a card to pick a free fragrance but it's been sold out for weeks.
Please do more of these 😂
thnx. loving it
Everyone has coolwater. I roast them by having green Irish tweed.
I didn’t make the list 😢