Taser Machine Fixes My Swearing Problem
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- Опубликовано: 26 фев 2018
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5 years later: swearing machine fixes my tazer problem.
I want to die
@@waluigigaming1480 relatable
Ahahah🤣
Michael: *Tazes someone *
Machine: “You fucking idiot” etc.
2 more years
Rather than fixing his swearing addiction, it formed his taser addiction.
Like how Coca Cola was once used to stop opium addiction, during the time it still had cocaine.
Why is a 7 year old playing with tasers and swearing
@@sillygamer3963 Because parenting is hard
@Павел Васильев Potato Tomato
THAT PART
I think he tazers himself so much in order to build a resistence and when the police finally bust his crack empire, he is literally inpervious to their attacks
Guns exist.....
@@masonbugs shhh
He is a demon
He is literally impervious to anything metallic
They need to use the elements to take him down
And even then he is building a resistence
he once used a shock pen and felt litterally nothing, his plan is working.
The windy sage I think your comment is glitched out
The windy sage How did you do that?
When is *Tazer Machine Fixes My Tazing Problem* coming out?
This needs more likes🤣
What about "Swearing Machine fixes my tazing problem". It would just swear and scream at him when he wants to taze someone.
saitama is a god thank you
In the parallel universe where 2020 doesn't kill us all
@saitama is a god taxes? No thanks
"My name's William Osman and I don't know how to buy fire insurance." Take him to the hospital because that's a third degree burn right there.
From the fire he didn’t have insurance for
A third degree burn would be the skiing melting
@@a-dan7687 I hate it when my skiing melts
Dude, shit! They’ll have to pay full price!
Cause they don’t have fire insu-
@@im_tlnor NO
"When it's not hurting, it doesn't hurt."
-William Osman
Micheal said that
@@sprigwave6990, they both did. Way to listen!
My aunt makes fun of me for letting slip some quotes like those, for sounding obvious... Well, it is, but reality messes us up and, in the end, reality isn't real! (?)
Joaquin Juarez no, william said “when you take it off it doesn’t hurt” way to listen!
@@hyudsion nuh uh. You're a stupid face
This video is the direct cause of Michael's taser addiction.
Parker The Orc *fetish
its shocking
“I’m William Osmam and I don’t know how to buy fire insurance” god damn dude roasted
Heh. Roasted. Because fire.
That wss a sick burn
Just like his house
It's so wholesome seeing a dad and his son working on a project together
It's so wholesome watching a father electrocute his son
Droid 03 Beta 506 their not father and son dummy
Droid 03 Beta 506 **woosh me**
Jaymar 12 I was going to but I suspected I was gonna be wooshed instead. But fine, here you go.
Wooooooosh it was just a joke you dumb fuck
Droid 03 Beta 506 *gets tazed*
Dear Michael - please hook the swearing Roomba up to the swear-detecting taser machine.
Put it on a network with the headhunter drones. The drones will locate them, the roomba will cause the tasers to electrocute the intruders.
Epicbr0 Gaming oh god that sound nasty
Michael your reading these right? You know what you have to do
this
Epicbr0 Gaming fuck the roomba just put tasers on the drones
“When it’s not hurting it doesn’t hurt”
-Michael Reeves
thats the joke and i quote micheal- dipshit
I hate you all and i have to prove you wrong for your shit robot ideas
Every 60 seconds in Africa...
@@fishyc43sar its on par with drake saying "i feel good sometimes i dont"
7:56 that's some ninja reflexes right there
I cried laughing at that moment.
“When it’s not hurting, it doesn’t hurt”
He is speaking the language of gods.
Pompom Yourkey yes this floor is made of floor
@@agentp_gaming1149 Stop, your speaking the language of God's God
Oh i see you’re a man of culture as well,”easy peasy lemon squeezy”
Well like pepper spray still hurts after it hurts.
Pompom Yourkey yeah my comment was a reference to DBS....
"where do you have fat?"
"Every- most... places..."
Oof that's a mood and a half
Michael is actually really swole lol
My like is 666
“When it’s not hurting it doesn’t hurt”
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
7:41 "what did i say?!"
a literal second earlier:
"i just decided i no longer wanna *BE* in this video."
"Taser Machine Fixes My Swearing Problem"
Michael: *still swears*
Yeah, it's just not a problem anymore
Lul, every swear he do i laughs XD
500 Smith and Wesson Fixes My Swearing Problem.
666 like noice
@Alinka Golovach i'll never stop fucking swearing as well
“My name is William Osmond and I don’t know how to buy fire insurance.” 😂
Capitan Bastos that killed me
Capitan Bastos What a *burn*
I couldn’t stop laughing at the shitty burn pun and the actual joke
That was pretty savage
00f
Michael pulling the taser away from Will when he accidentally swore was so heartwarming for some reason lol
Will: *Threateningly pointing a tazer at him "Do you want to swear?"
Micheal: *Knows he's about to get tazed but doesn't care "Yes, I like swearing."
“My name is William Osman, and I don’t know how to buy fire insurance” DAMN
Yo that joke was FIRE haha Sick BURN ok im done I promise lol no wait im on FIRE JK
Oof
O B L I T E R A T E D
Ouch
Hahahah he was probabbly sitting on tons of fire jokes
*_"Bees! Bees! Bees!_* That's a lot of *_bees!"_* said Michael. * Taser goes insane*
Christian Hendrickson oh shit
BEESECHURGER
You could be the dumbest vigilante ever. Just running around attacking muggers and criminals screaming "BEES BEES BEES" and then tasing the shit out of people
BEES* BEES* BEES* THAT’S A LOT OF BEES* SAID MICHEAL
No one:
Michael: Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today.
“Taser that fixes my swearing problem.”
Michael: “I am thunder!”
7:48
The look of pure terror on REEEve's face as he realized just how close he came to ending his career
Second time within 30 minutes i’ve nearly coughed my lungs and heart out to his videos from sheer laughter, this fucker is a health hazard using comedy.
I am died
Micheal Reeves:
Swear Tazer: I’m bout to end this whole mans career.
Big pizza gaming *YOU HAVE SWORN, TAZING TIME*
I didn’t watch the video yet before I got to that part so I thought you meant he almost said something really bad
"wow hyphens and fucki-" *BZZT* "....your welcome"
MY FAVOURITE PART
i regret not commenting that 5 months ago
Proves he is well aware of his swearing but just can't control it
I absolutly loved that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thatguybrody4819 same
So this is when he started to have a fetish with tazers.
What do you mean " *this* is where it started?
And I thought I was weird
"When it's not hurting it doesn't hurt"
- Michael reeves
Everybody who knows Michael probably has massive PTSD triggered by a taser crack sound.
Hey I'm from the future it is now a FETISH and it's so much WORSE nightmare
Daniel Koval
PTSD?
More like a fetish...
Interesting spelling of fetish
thats the sound of the electricity arking
tbh i just watch his videos and the one time i heard a tazer outside i was like "👁👄👁michael is that you?"
when it's not hurting it doesn't hurt
- William Osman 2018
Elit3~ you forgot the quotation marks! And thats why its not funny
*shocks*
Elit3~ pretty sure that was micheal
That was Michael, nuthead.
Elit3~ fuck I just said the same thing
"where's your fat"
"most... places"
Hi Michael Reeves, you probably won't read this but I took your idea for this and changed it a bit for my school project. I made the machine you made but changed to teach someone a new language. Thank you for the idea.
Michael is the evil version of William
You spelled the word better wrong. It’s spelled ‘better’ not ‘evil’
William is chaotic good, Michael is chaotic evil
Tase the dog
Rage does Tings nO
not evil , just idiotic and william isnt 12. hes proably like 19.638
"'BEES, BEES, BEES, THAT'S A LOTTA BEES' SAID MICHAEL"
Sage Hanlon bees bees bees said edwardo
Sage Hanlon said michael
*angry taser sounds*
Still my favorite quote
You should rebuild this but each person gets to set the trigger words for the other person and try to hold a random conversation without getting shocked
I see that this was where Michael's Taser addiction began.
"hello, my name is william osman and i don't know how to buy fire insurance"
I'm ded
Michael reeves might not swear for a but but that doesn't mean he still can't destroy you
7:57 now that's true friendship
That one was just awesome.
Not "best-friendship" tho xD
BlackCoreTV he didnt say best friendship tho
1:52 "I think that it's a bridge we need to burn when we get to it." I love this 'Myth Series' quote. I use it all the time, glad to see some one else using it as well!
*when It’s not hurting, It doesn’t Hurt*
SPEACH 100
Yes speach
SPEEKING 100
You should've made an auto-shutdown mechanism for the taser to turn off when the air starts smelling like burned flesh
Robots can't smell
says you
javier007isla They learned to a few years ago actually, but the thing, I mean... "Nose", is still rather huge.
Or if it runs for more than a few seconds
What do smoke alarms do then? Just put a smoke alarm on it.
"Hello, my name is Michael Reeves and I produce sub-par content on the internet."
"Hello, my name is William Osman and I don't know how to buy fire insurance."
Bleck Bleek fucking roasted him
SaladTato - Agario
**Roasted**
Pun intended
Michael with a taser and another human:
*OMAE WA MOU - SHINDEIRU*
7:25 “And as the drugs stopped numbing the pain, the sex became more violent.“
This is the collab I've been waiting for. RUclips's jank hardware boi and RUclips's jank software boi working together to create even more jank inventions.
Jacob Blumenthal go jank your self
The jankbois
who else like his dog leik for yea
@@munis002 LMAO
Hell yeah. I needed this collab
Surge Overload me too
I love how nervous he is with the taser in this video, compared to his certain knowledge of how much it hurts now.
Amazing code dude! I really loved the way you typed “fudge” and “fudgesicles” absolutely genius!
Every content creator on RUclips from now on will be issued one of these Tasers, or risk being demonitized.
Do not offend the great god MONTIZON with such talk
It has big yellow money sign
"Pavlov was goddamn right he was-I FORGOT!"
"When it's not hurting it doesn't hurt"
Very valuable info, Michael.
6:47 is such a freaking good moment. Besides the absurdity, the cut is killer and the fact that he’s talking about Pavlov while simultaneously forgetting every 5 seconds is a hilarious juxtaposition
fire insurance comment was savage
Now this is the quality content I subbed for
Why do I find you in every video? Good taste tho
It's because he's a bot, I don't remove it because I assume it took a while to program one this good, and I don't want to hurt the software developer's feelings
Michael Reeves chears m8
Yami Rose more like self_destruct() if you know what i mean
I've been wondering why he's always around in every video! Thanks for explaining! The dev has good taste
Bill sent me here from the hotdog video.
Daaaamn, that save at 7:55 is epic! I love it!!
7:52 this just feels so wholesome- the little "you're welcome"
Mojang: Releases minecraft bee update.
Michael: *(chuckles) I'm in danger*
Wrong fucken video
Mojang add tazers to the game
Favorite part of the vid 7:57, that reaction time to save a bro was hella awesome after it was your mistake lol, even showed your intelligence in a special way
1:29. “When it’s not hurting it doesn’t hurt” - Michael Reeves
Very wholesome start to a video!
7:55 god mode activate
Gold fox 12 666 likes
@@shaunclarke04 I was gonna say that
Im instantly calling 911 for extreme child abuse
Yeah, poor William had to suffer through that bastard Michael Reeves horrible plans.
Nova_Freak woosh
Nova_Freak Wooosh is valid to.
Nova_Freak Jesus Christ reddit is touchy. Know I get why everyone thinks it’s cancer.
Nova_Freak you missed the point of my original comment and are proving my new point right now.
3:13
Fudge
Fudgecicles
Amazing
Great code Michael
7:54 I can't even think of a good caption
I just love this bit
7:57 True friendship
I opened a michael video and was like wtf wait is this a willial osman video??? But then i was enlightened
3:48 the thing I like is how William is sitting down and Michael is crouching and their the same height
Just rewatching this like a year later. I legit want this thing to do drinking games with. That would be awesome. Doing this drunk there is no way you'll ever manage to not swear.
You should do the same thing and give them a script, but they don't know the trigger words. And they can skip words if they are sure they are a trigger word. If it's not a trigger word, they get shocked.
Samuel White this would be a good barshens game i think
yes
yes.
Patent this and make it a board game. It can become the go to family game night game for masochists.
Its refreshing to see an adult on this twelve-year-old's Channel
XDDDDDD
Erika Hi Idk if I’m wrong or not but I’m pretty sure he’s been through college, idk how old he is exactly.
NamedGuy, yes you are very wrong he is in fact only 12. Thats his dad in the video
Erika Hi He’s currently 19 years of age, if that’s his dad why do they have different last names?
NamedGuy, I have a different last name than my parents so...?
At 1:09 Michael doesn’t realise he made a pun
cant stop looking at the Steve Osman thing in the corner
7:57 idk why but this made me laugh my actual ass off
Did you retrieve it?
Ocloud The Evil I'm really worried, I'm biting my actual nails waiting for the answer
cassie not much coming off then
Oh god oh fuck she didn’t retrieve it.
We hope that youre ok without your ass
A drone that screams when a loss of altitude is detected. Similar to the Roomba
This + the head hunting drones = screaming drones chasing after the last remains of humanity
@@danielcastillo591 I like your idea more
@@danielcastillo591 That + your idea + mind control = Screaming drones chasing after the last remains of humanity faster and for longer.
Shitty Robot idea
@@waluigigaming1480 thank you for the constructive criticism
I love how the cute little bull dog is just chillin in the background watching them reek havoc
7:53 that was an amazing one two punch, I couldn’t stop laughing
Both of my favorites youtubers on one video. AWESOME!
Ruan sousa OMG SAME
It's pretty cool William went to Hawaii
“My name is William Osman, and I don’t know how to buy fire insurance”
What a BURN
MrToxicSoap i thought he made a bad joke and you made a PUN out of it... i love you
Not as much of a burn as William’s house fire
Thus us what made Michael such a taser man
4:45 - Michael's face is actually sheer terror. lol
Great video! 10/10 banter 👌
ok
@@Lachrymogenic dude he's jlaser video...
@@panagiotisgeorgakis1449 What? Ok, and?
@@Lachrymogenic just look at his channel
@@panagiotisgeorgakis1449 i dont understand what point you're trying to make, why should I?
That fire insurance joke killed me.
A robot that stops you from making taser robots
The "Sam-I-am" part with Michaels "mistake" was the best! LMAO...
I had to re-watch it at least 4 times, if not more. Lol Laughing harder and harder everytime... Michaels and especially Wills face when he turned and looked at the camera!!! 😂 loved it...
When you skip school and get rewarded with an unexpected video
same lmao
Same haha
same lol
Sameee
Same
Wow hyphens and f-
You're welcome.
Hahaha. Great collab guys!
Oh hi there. I love ur videos
"When it's not hurting it doesn't hurt" amazing words.
“When it’s not hurting, it doesn’t hurt”
- Michael Reeves 2018
7:55 micheals face is everything “you’re welcome”
Michel: when its not hurting it doesn't hurt
Random guy: you can tell its an Aspen because of the way it is
This comments pretty neat
Same energy
That dog is so chill, I thought it was a stuffed one. It barely reacted to the tazer, my dog would go nuts
That face at 7:49
The face of realisation when that taser went off was priceless
3:36 Burned worse than Will's house.
7:57 is probably the purest Michael will ever get 😂
That is so wholesome
Ikr XD that's all the mercy hes ever showing
Michael reeves is an amazingly smart person and he inspires me too learn how too build things like how he does.
Is this the video that awakened Michael's tazing problem?
My two favorite idiots doing a collab. This is fucking great.
7:57 a moment of pure kindness from michael
“When it’s not hurting, it doesn’t hurt at all.” Well said.
I've never been so entertained in my life😂😂