This left us speechless...(secrets, lies, and holiday scandals)
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- This on Tangents with Tyler and Todd, we're spilling all your juicy tea from stories about your cousins' dirty secrets, a sister who stole your inheritance, the problematic gift you gave your son-in-law, your neighbors scandalous holiday kinks, and so much more!
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Chapters:
2:30 - My ex stole my money
9:00 - My boyfriend has boring holiday traditions
11:30 - Grandma vs granddaughter
15:30 - My cousins’ dirty secret
22:00 - My spoiled adult children
27:00 - My husband is against my father
29:00 - My sister is a thief
36:00 - The problematic girlfriend
41:00 - I gifted a strap-on to my son-in-law
47:00 - My neighbor’s strange kinks
55:00 - My spouse is regifting my presents
59:00 - My sibling is dating my ex
1:02:00 - My secret half-sibling
1:06:00 - The double proposal
Turn on the kettle and be careful to not burn your lips because the tea we're serving this week is PIPING hot!!! We had an absolute BLAST sharing all of these juicy holiday stories, we just can't believe that 2023 is coming to a close! We hope that you and all your loved ones have a wonderful Holiday season and we already can't wait for Wednesday, January 10th where we'll back for our next new episode! Also, for those of you who are interested - we'll be doing a New Year's Eve LIVE special on our Patreon page so make sure you sign up and hang out with us on NYE! bit.ly/TylerandTodd-Patreon
I hope this Holiday season is blessed and memorable for you both. Wishing you both Joy and New Traditions. ❤
OMG! OMG! OMG!
Such Tea Spilling! Loved it! But seriously, Love to you, Season’s Best to you! I’ll be counting the days until you return with you New Year videos!!🎉🎄🥰
Hope you guys have an amazing Holiday!❤ Also LOVE the Tea Time cards! Nice touch!
Loved it!!!!! You guys are so funny!!!
Use your points!! Or at least make sure you know how they expire because companies will get rid of them as it’s a deficit to them
I would be on the phone to my lawyer about my husband using my credit card without my permission plus taking the kids away (out of state?) without my permission! He should be liable for the entire 10k in charges and then I would be on the phone to the credit card company to let them know he used it without my permission and to close the card or reverse the charges! What an SOB! The girlfriend has no business being there without your permission, so I’d say perhaps we are missing information in this tea!!!!!🤯
I agree 100%! Still married, this is so inappropriate! He’s more than welcome to start dating but I think he needs to leave the kids out of it and the money he’s using is 1/2 hers. Not ok at all.
I worked at Capital One, What most people dont understand is based off what info was giving, There would be nothing to do since they are sill married, in most states if you are married then he wouldn't've need your permission to use your cards. Also if they are married then he would need permission to take the kids.
It's sad but I have seen so many people, max out the other persons card and then leave them, plus when you get divorced it takes money, I have had to tell so many people that they couldn't've do anything since they are still married. That they would have to bring it up when they get divorced and hope the judge makes him pay it back.
As a divorced person, lawyers are expensive. This couple may not be at that stage yet if they've just separated. Luckily, we did mediation and agreed on almost everything. If a card is in both of your names, you're liable for half that debt. I would close all shared accounts immediately. You can then assess the debt repayment. If there is no agreement in place about travel, I'm not sure she can legally stop him. Personally, I would let this go and travel to the destination as well, if I could. And also seek legal advice immediately re: custody and finances.
The rules are different in every state but she needs immediate legal advise. I had myself taken off our shared accounts and established my own credit.
This is stupid. That’s all. 😊😊😊
I would absolutely leave the furry ex-teachers an anonymous gift of black out curtains. 😂
not a bad idea 😂
T&T huge long time follower here.
I have NEVER seen you two as happy as you have been since moving into your cabin.
Your happiness radiates thru the screen.
Happy New Year.
Todd is THEE most chaotic with his advice! I was cracking up the whole time! Thank god he has Tyler to ground him! 😂❤
Todd's Gas/Electric bill story, and the way he told it gave me the biggest laugh I have had for a long time. "We need you to stop paying your bills" (!).
I laughed so hard! My husband kept asking "What are you laughing at?" Y'all are the best!
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you and your families! 🥰
love that 😂 Wishing you and your family all the same!
Same. Full of giggles this episode.
Hi Tyler & Todd. In the case of the stolen jewellery, the police should be involved, the buyer would return the necklace to the auction house because it is classed as stolen property, the auction house reimburses him and the police deal with the thief and the courts should ensure that all monies are paid back including costs. This is what would happen in the UK but Canada and the US would be different.
My smutty mind is giggling the euphemism of a pearl necklace lol.
Tyler and Todd's magic on full display. You guys are the funniest. Loves. 😻
First story - How about her two kids agreeing to go to Disney without telling their mom?
Oooh very true 👀 Thanks Reggie!
What kid would refuse?
@@annelynk7944The issue is not about going, but rather, it’s about not telling their mother. The father had to have told them not to say anything because no kid could/would keep that a secret on their own. But agreeing to keep such a thing a secret from their mother is not good.
Always have one trusted friend that knows where your sin bin is located. Give that person a key to your house and tell them if you die in a car crash immediately go to the house, get the sin bin, and throw it away. LOL (Of course your friend might keep a few items for themselves. LOL)
LOL great advice 😂
My God. I love this new podcast so much! You two have always been hilarious. But this is another level. I feel like I’m now getting Tyler and Todd the comedy duo in addition to the homestead Tyler and Todd Bob Vila editions. It truly is fabulous and I enjoy it SO much! Thank you guys! Just makes my day every time! Don’t understand how you two can be so witty and funny and I’m honestly jealous! Lololol. ❤❤❤
Thanks so much, we REALLY appreciate that!!
I would find the cousin situation icky as well. However, it's actually not illegal in Canada, and 19 US states, for 1st cousins to marry. It's a bigger moral issue that they are cheating on their respective partners. I think the brothers should talk to their cousins and let them know they know, but not wreck a family gathering.
it sounds like at least one of the cousins is a child of one of the 2 adopted kids - or possibly a step-child - so they aren't related by blood - so no physical incest (but possibly emotional type of incest)....but they should definitely address the people in the relationship FIRST to call out why they are cheating on their partners before they bring it to the family at large.
However, morally questionable, the smart thing to do is keep your sticky beaks out of it. Nobody is going to thank you for a) being a snitch, b) ruining Christmas, c) possibly blowing up two families - divorces, traumatised kids, years of acrimony, etc, d) possibly creating a massive family rift, e) running the risk of very ugly retribution/revenge from the couple you expose. Why give yourself and everyone else all that grief? What do you actually gain, other than a smug sense of superiority?!
@@ozvoyager This
Seriously ? As a Canadian I did not know this - it is pretty icky !
12:31 I faced a similar situation and addressed it in my 20s. I made it clear that I wouldn't be attending religious ceremonies or church during Christmas visits. While I respect your religious beliefs and am grateful for the Christian upbringing that shaped my moral character, especially in treating others with love and respect, I no longer participate in those practices. My parents understood and accepted my decision, as it was necessary for me to feel comfortable coming home.
About the Pearl neckless, Once the amount of the theft goes above a certain point if you have gone to the police about it there would be no way for you to stop what's going to happen The state would automatically start proceedings, at this point it's no longer a civil matter but a felony (remember she did it to herself and I personally would have NO pity for her)
Not entirely true - on New Year’s Eve two lads decided to try and siphon the oil out of my tank that heated my home - they cracked the line causing 800 gallons of oil to seep in the ground - while relocating for clean up to happen (my sister and her daughter lived with me and rented part of my home my insurance paid to relocate them as well) anyway I got insurance checks in the mail that was to pay the companies that were doing clean up - while I was away for a week my sister broke into my home got the mail
Keys (probably intending just to get her mail though she did steal stuff from my home as well) (manager of the clean up crew was given strict instructions to let NO one in my home while I was away as he had the key to let her in) she stole the checks and fordged my signature and cashed all the checks - the insurance company replaced the checks and told me If I wanted to press charges that was up to me to move forward with! Was over $5k this was 15 years ago! Needless to say my family has been severely broken even more than it was ever since! 😢 🤦♀️ there is sooo much more tea to be spilled on this story - maybe one day I’ll write in and we can share lots and lots of tea! 😅
Your 'Pearl Necklace ' rant...... would make a great Lifetime movie 😊❤
oooh I could totally see that! 😂
Maybe change it to a diamond necklace or it would turn into a Carry On Film. 😂
Omg you guys putting names to the people in the situations was hilarious!
You two have the best smiles and also, amazing face journeys 😂
Aw thanks!! We're really looking forward to this episode!
Agree!!!! The face journeys! The smiles!! Todd’s is great. But when Tyler smiles. It lights up the room!
The pearl necklace cup of tea....I would not say anything to the stealing sister ...have them come over for Christmas as normal and be wearing the necklace sitting down for Christmas dinner...tell the story about going to the police..and it was stolen. But they found it at auction house....but everything will be ok the police say they have a lead on who stole it.....watch her squirm
Solid advice! 😂
He didn't even tell her...she just happened to find out. He already told the kids to get them on his side!
The audacity right?!
“I would absolutely… pass away” -Tyler
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They should mail their neighbours some curtains anonymously with a notes saying. Merry Christmas from Santa.
Todd: "It makes me hopeful that someday I'll find romance in my life.
Tyler: " You got what you got."
Note to self: Peppermint hot chocolate.is not meant to be snorted.
Merry Christmas, you two! I absolutely howled all the way through this.
If I was the lady with the kids I'd contact the bank cancel the card and book me a flight to go with them. Her money her kids, that will sort it out. 😂😂😂😂 Near peed myself laughing at agony aunt Todd, freaking funny..
Oh man, I’d phone up the credit card and cancel the flight payments and if it had already gone through, I’d phone up the flight agency and cancel the tickets! Seriously, that guy is taking the biscuit! Poor woman and honestly those kids won’t learn any lessons on how to be good adults by being “bought” all the time. Wonder whether the girlfriend realises what he is really like???!!
My brother's wife is a shopaholic and buys things but never wears and puts them in the giant garbage bags and puts them in the attic or sales them in garage sells. He went through everything in the house and found 9 credit cards just for Macy's. Her name in different ways. He made her cancel all of them and he cut them up.
I laughed so hard at your discussion about whether arthritis would affect someone's ability to peg her partner!!!!
I absolutely love that you guys have not only made those custom Tangents with Tyler & Todd mic flags! But even more, I love the Tea Time cards that you use only for spilling other peoples’ tea! Like, those aren’t going out to friends and family for any "card" purposes, they’re staying right there with you for "the show". LOL. Like a late night talk show host interviewing a guest. Talk about attention to details!! Love you guys so much!!! Hahaha!
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Can’t wait to see you NYE!
Aw thanks so much, very appreciated! We're looking forward to NYE too 🥰
Your story about Squirrel reminded me of my cat Pooky, who died a long time ago now. At Christmas I would put all the presents in a bin bag and shut them in a cupboard to stop the kids finding them. One Christmas Eve, I got the bag out to put the presents around the tree and found that all Pooky's presents had been scratched and chewed or ripped open. He had got into the cupboard, climbed into the bin bag and worked out which presents were his. The rest of the presents were untouched.
You guys need to go on the road with Darcy and Ger. So much laughter my sides hurt lol. Have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy the time with your families 🎄🎄🎄❤️
I love Tyler and Todd. That being said, future segments should be titled, " Bad advice from Tyler and Todd "
I'm absolutely doubled over with Tyler's I would absolutely pass away 🤣😂🤣😂 the look of horror love you guys
Omg, I’m crying over here🤣I wonder what you’d tell me about my tragic life. This is gold, just love it🙌🏼
Right??? 😂😂
Just introduced you two on this podcast to my 24 year old son and another friend of mine; we are packing him up for a move. The 63 people story…hilarious! I honestly am surprised by how much I love your podcast; I didn’t think it would trump my love for your videos but she definitely has her own lane! You all are onto something here. It’s seriously often the podcast I choose now over Armchair expert and Smartless…that’s how much fun these are!!❤❤❤
OMG, this episode of Tangents was crazy ass hilarity‼️ Ray and I were literally rolling around on the bed, practically laughing our guts out 🤣🤣🤣‼️ Thanks guys for making our lives so much brighter today 😘
It makes my heart happy seeing you guys living your best life 🎄
I'm dying here! 💀 The 'surprise' present story killed me. Keep 'em coming and Merry Christmas 🤣
Pick me up off the floor! Each episode is better than the last. This one celebrates the season like no other.
Best podcast discovery of the year. Looking forward to 2024.
Squirrel reminds me of the Bad Kitty Christmas story that I read with my kids each year. Bad Kitty opens all the Christmas presents overnight and trashes the whole house, lol.
You two crack me up!! Jerry and Belinda sent me over the top! Keep up the fun please
You guys are soooooo funny. You give the worst advice, but I'm here for it! I can't stop laughing. Merry Christmas.
This was a wild tea party! Just hysterical!!
You guys are a mess 😂 that's why I love watching and listening to you. Never change! Hilarious.
This is one of the best part of the week, looking forward to hearing more great content.❤❤
Can’t wait to share this one with you all!! 😂❤
I love the way the new couch coordinates with the wood and the counterplay off the dark green walls - it just looks so cozy!!
She should pay off her credit card with his credit card. Then call her credit card company and report her card stolen.
haha sound advice 😂
Hey, that’s a great one!
She should definitely cancel the card, BUT don't tell him. Let him find out when he tries to use it while on the trip.
@@gblakevI would cancel these charges first - so no hotel reservation or flights etc, and then cancel the card
And I would text the ‘soon to be ex’ and say ‘Nope, we arranged to spend Christmas together for the kids sake, so be at my place at this time’
You two have me literally rolling on the floor laughing. Thank you thank you thank you! Love you soooo much.
haha makes us happy to hear! Thanks Linda :)
Omg we are dying laughing...like I've had tears in my eyes at one point I was laughing so hard. We absolutely love your podcast!
I have laughed so hard at this my sides are hurting. 😂🤣😂🤣
Same here Jeff 😂
“Maybe her hips are fine.” Ya’ll need to do comedy! I literally peed myself laughing! I woke my whole house up laughing historically over that tangent!
This Tangent podcast was hilarious 🤣Y’all are SO funny!!! When Todd said, …“move over Jessica ”… almost spewed my tea!! 😂🤣omg… laughter needed today. Tks guys.❤️
🎄Have a wonderful Christmas!! ✨You guys are the best!
hahah thanks so much, Sandra! 🥰
I LOVE the pull out the ring and have two proposals. How romantic!
I have laughed so hard you two need to take this act on the road,oh gosh you two are fantastic with all your videos 😂❤
Merry Christmas
Aw thanks so much Debby! Merry Christmas to you too 🥰
Agreed. I am a psychotherapist and wish I could say some of these amazing things in sessions!! “You should bring a ball gag” 😂😂😂
Love these episodes. Wishing you and your family a very Happy Holiday Season!
Thank you so much, wishing you and your family all the same 🥰
LMAO Todd.....You are a man after my own heart........When I'm done, I'm done !!! Love you both and Merry, Merry Christmas !!
I'm in the hospital. And the hospital lady came in here and shut my door because I was laughing so hard.. Merry Christmas.. From Indianapolis, Indiana🇺🇸,USA
Funny side story. My youngest daughter knew about my new husband and mines " kinky" life ( not all the details obviously) but enough. And to be funny got me a Christmas gift of a ball gag a few years ago. We were at my family's Christmas, everyone opening gifts one at a time... I honestly thought it was hysterical. My mom just rolled her eyes and my grandmother (90 at the time) had no idea what it was. 😂
"When I'm done, I'm done" 🤣
Love the ones where you take us "behind the scenes" with the two of you. Hope to see more of these. Thank you so much for sharing and being so honest. Where is Charlie?
May the “tea” your serving not be to bitter especially this time of the year. 🎄 😮
Lots of sweet and juicy tea 😂❤
I'm with Todd. "When I'm done-Im done!!!" 😁
My face hurts from laughing so hard. You are both amazing! Thanks & Merry Christmas!
happy to bring some laughs, Merry Christmas!
Lads.... i deliberately left this podcast to listen to on Xmas eve while I was doing my last minute gift wrap.... Best decision ever.... I'm weeping with laughter here and my gifts are not up to my usual standard - there's sellotape everywhere and I'm so thankful for you both xx merry Christmas to you all - thanks for the giggles xx
You two are hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughter!
Absolutely, DO NOT PROPOSE
The strap on thing made me laugh so hard. Wow!
Oh my gosh, the back stories you create are cracking me up! 😂
No way, I would have died laughing! 🤪
Oh my goddess! You both have made my day! I’m grieving the loss of my partner. He passed peacefully in May last year. Thank you for the laughs you two are gems. Heaps of love for 2024❤ I needed some of your advice around Christmas & today. Some similar issues. Ugh & I could go on a tangent especially the pearl necklace and grown kids expectations on his end of life wishes. And goodness the cc issue…She must have a terrible lawyer to not have the financials separated. Again thanks for the laughs!
OMG! I’m am falling off the couch laughing about the accidental gift and furries. 😂 Wonder if the couple looking through the blinds ever thought of getting two blowup lawn decorations and putting it outside their window. Easy way to communicate “we can see you”without actually saying it. LOL!
I can hear Todd saying “raw dogging” right now. Still laughing. Thanks for the holiday laughs! Love you both! Merry Christmas and can’t wait to see you both in the Nee Year! Enjoy your family and holidays…can’t wait for the stories. ❤
Omg! This! This is the funniest! Poor Jerry and Belinda! Lmao!!!! Thank you for this great episode
CSI!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I saw that episode! Thanks for filling my morning with so much laughter!!!! Merry Christmas!!!! Love you guys!
happy to bring some laughs! Merry Christmas :)
The surprise present killed me 😂 thanks for the laugh. Cheers to you both and hope you have a Merry Holiday Season. Looking forward to seeing you again in the New Year.🎉
Same to you, Angela 🥰 See you in the new year!
I can sympathize with the person whose SO gave away presents they had given. I love finding quirky presents for people; my partner hates “stuff”. For her 60th birthday, she was adamant that she receive no presents. “We have enough crap in the house. If I need something I would rather buy it myself.” So I went through catalogs and magazines and cut out pictures of things that I would have purchased…60 items in total. I glued each picture to a piece of card stock, origami folded shut and tied with a ribbon bow. I accompanied the 60 “gifts” with a humorous poem about satisfying my urge to shop and honoring her need to have a clutter-free home. Win win. Thanks for the tea. Love you guys,
I almost fell off my exercise bike when you said they had 63 people for Christmas…that’s a house full! But the rest of the story…wow amazing what some people feel is ok to do with their own family under the same roof….Yikes!
The strap on had me spewing coffee laughing. Had to pull over laughing. Omg
It's funny that you talked about the big family. I come from a big family, my parents had been married for 67 years I have 9 brothers and 3 sisters. I have 40 nephews and niece's. I also have 63 great nephews and niece's. And 4 great great nephews and niece's. My brothers and sisters are from the same parent. But I could never host a Christmas party for all of them. We have a family reunion every year, but we rent a place to have it and we all pay for it. We all get along, but on holidays I cook a meal for 3 of my brothers and never invite anyone else. Love you guys have a safe and merry Christmas with your family.
Thanks for making my Christmas. You guys are the funniest. XO🤣
Aw thanks Diana! That means a lot to us
I like the idea of putting a small limit on the amount of money that can be spent on gifts
Dear Tyler and Todd,
I hope you know that you both are doing one of the most important things you can do in your life time. Sharing love and kindness with the world through your podcasts. What a beautiful and impactful thing. Thank you for sharing and bringing joy and happiness to others. My Christmas wish for you both is that you receive all the goodness and blessings in your lives that your beautiful souls deserve. Merry Christmas and Love, Lisa Bergsten
I hope you film Squirrel opening her gifts along Charlie and Eddie. For that Grinch tea my suggestion is to leave an anonymous note in their mailbox saying for god's sake put up some curtains. Won't necessarily fall on them as other neighbours probably can see in as well.
About the regifting. When you gift someone something, it’s theirs to do with what they want. You gave it to them. It’s theirs!
I don’t even know what a ball gag is, but I do have a good guess, and I busted out laughing at “Create your own traditions.” That’s so me.
Oooo i can't wait for all the tea times about the holidays ❤❤ see you on New years Eve
It’s going to be a fun one! 🤣🎄
Tyler. Todd. Tangents. TEA. Yes please.
I'm loving both the channels and I just want to take another moment to say how much I am loving seeing you both so much happier and relaxed, honestly so happy for you all, Tyler hearing for the 2nd time that's you've had an amazing week honeslty really is just awesome ... I just wanted you to both know that I know you had reservations about coming away and how your channel would change but I think its safe to say we are all just loving this moment for you all and thank you for taking us all with you have the best Christmas 🎄
That makes us so happy to hear. Glad you can notice a change because we both feel great ❤️
OMG! I was drinking my wine while listening to you two when the tangent came up about the gifting incident. I almost spit my wine all over my IPad! I was laughing so hard my husband came in from the other room to see what all the laughter was about. Needless to say, we are both laughing together! Happy New Year! We love you both!
Tyler's mood is hilarious in this one 😂
I'm bummed that i didn't make the premier because I was really sick. I hope you guys have an amazing holiday. Sending you much love and light. Hugs to the boys and squirrel!
You two are just what hump day needed! Hope Santa stuffs your stockings with lots of good things! Merry Christmas!
This was absolutely hysterical. Well done. Merry Christmas to you all. Doesn't get any better
Wishing you guys a happy and healthy Christmas and new year.❤
"Well you got what you got" lol😅
My wife keeps reminding me "once you give something to someone, what they do with it is beyond your control."
The BEST podcast out there. So funny, honest and real. You two are just naturals! Just please don’t join my profession (Psychotherapy). You have to have game face no matter what you hear…..😂
That means so much to us, thank you!!
Oh my goodness....... This is the first Podcast I've watched and I was delightfully entertained. I knew I would enjoy your Podcast because of who you both are as people. I'm a huge fan & your Podcasts have become must see TV for me. YOUR Podcast is my new #1. Merry Christmas.❤
You two are so quick witted! I laughed so many times during this. Merry Christmas!
🤣🤣 glad we could bring the laughs!
Tyler is so right. Lean on the joke and give strap on to all your children in law and to your wife. Everybody is going to laugh so hard.
This tea was friggin' crazy. I had to watch it in three sections because of the Holiday stuff. I could not believe some of these and what a mess. However, I had to laugh and related with Todd 100%, people finding your basket of toys if you die. My friends have instructions on how to get them out of my house before the kids come through. LOL! We have a pact. I would die if they found them, even if I were dead, I would be embarrassed and would die all over again. Happy Holidays... enjoy your family and have tons of fun and make lasting memories. You two sounded well now and I am glad you are not still sick.
I’m out of breath and my stomach muscles are going to be so sore from laughing out loud the entire way thru this Tangent. Whew! I’m dying here. Love you guys ❤Merry Christmas 🎄