Honest Trailers | The Fast & The Furious

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    Honest Trailers | The Fast & The Furious
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Executive Producer: Roth Cornet
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  • @bulumko2454
    @bulumko2454 3 года назад +3362

    "He's on a dangerous undercover mission to infiltrate Dominic Torreto's sister" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 3 года назад +3990

    Ahh the first fast and furious movies, back when they were actually about street racing, basic physics existed, and you could understand what Vin Diesel was saying.

    • @Tomi97_videos
      @Tomi97_videos 3 года назад +258

      Doesnt he just say "Family" over and over again ?

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +249

      Some guy: hey, dom how are you today
      Dom: We're a family
      Some guy: but that's not answering my
      Dom: we're a family!

    • @alimanski7941
      @alimanski7941 3 года назад +148

      Also, the movie that made everyone think NOS is flammable

    • @deadso
      @deadso 3 года назад +37

      I am Groot

    • @helloiamelias8911
      @helloiamelias8911 3 года назад +10

      Thank God that shit's over

  • @thetoothbrushfromnisemonog8340
    @thetoothbrushfromnisemonog8340 3 года назад +619

    “human gravel mound Vin Diesel” this is incredibly accurate.

  • @amandahosey6764
    @amandahosey6764 3 года назад +658

    "The MCU with a GED" almost killed me.

    • @tincoeani9529
      @tincoeani9529 3 года назад +28

      What is GED supposed to mean? It's a bit triggering to see people on the internet use random acronyms from some obscure circlejerk while expecting everyone to understand what the hell they're talking about... lmao :v

    • @amandahosey6764
      @amandahosey6764 3 года назад +70

      @@tincoeani9529 it's a substitute for a high school degree in the U.S. So, if you drop out of school, you can get your GED instead. It's a common term in the States.

    • @amandahosey6764
      @amandahosey6764 3 года назад +31

      @coolaccountname Nope, I know lots of smart people who felt like they weren't getting anything out of high school and just went ahead and got their GEDs and started their lives.

    • @juanrebolledo8123
      @juanrebolledo8123 3 года назад +23

      @@amandahosey6764 Thanks for clarifying that up, for us not US residents. I remember I heard that acronym in the breaking bad movie and I understood what it meant out of context, but at the moment of watching this video, I've already forgotten it.

    • @mayowankenobi
      @mayowankenobi 3 года назад +1

      @@tincoeani9529 Proving the point.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 3 года назад +4249

    Vin Diesel was chosen for the role just because of his last name.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 года назад +135

      Sounds about right.

    • @ramanmono
      @ramanmono 3 года назад +117

      But these cars all use high octane gasoline.

    • @prakharchaurasiya8107
      @prakharchaurasiya8107 3 года назад +317

      Also, his first name is short for Vehicle Identification Number (VIN).

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc 3 года назад +31

      Could you imagine if his name was E85? lol

    • @Revealingstorm.
      @Revealingstorm. 3 года назад +17

      there's no way Vin Diesel is his real name.

  • @nizaamcariem
    @nizaamcariem 3 года назад +1329

    Say "It doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning.”

    • @iordanneDiogeneslucas
      @iordanneDiogeneslucas 3 года назад +40

      I almost had you.
      You never had me, You never had your car

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +22

      Say 'family family family family family family family family and some cars'

    • @mattb9664
      @mattb9664 3 года назад +1

      ...shows 'what's up' arms...

    • @neondemon5137
      @neondemon5137 3 года назад +5

      Monicaaaaaaa

    • @MusicRainfield
      @MusicRainfield 3 года назад

      Say: “Very good. But brick not hit back!”

  • @Bromarrr
    @Bromarrr 3 года назад +990

    I’m surprised they didn’t poke fun at the infinite shifting of gears during races

    • @thezoid.withfreaky6204
      @thezoid.withfreaky6204 3 года назад +30

      they've done that in previous honest trailers of this franchise already

    • @snmcfadden
      @snmcfadden 3 года назад +11

      Or the whole race wars thing

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 3 года назад +2

      @@snmcfadden They hyped it upp so much and we got nothing when it actually happened it was a disappointment.

    • @jcmee91
      @jcmee91 Год назад +5

      It isn’t infinite, you shift up and down throughout a race. Just because you don’t seem them shift each time doesn’t mean they are constantly shifting up.

  • @darklordmordred
    @darklordmordred 3 года назад +518

    "LA's trademark traffic-free streets."
    lol

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 года назад +13

      *laughs in gridlock*

    • @Michlwhtn
      @Michlwhtn 3 года назад +6

      Tragoudistros.MPH *grins in 405*

    • @jikae10
      @jikae10 3 года назад +3

      To be fair, back when the first one came out, after 10pm, the streets and freeways in Southern Cal were WIDE OPEN.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад

      They never raced on the freeways at 8 am lol

  • @jordanandersond.c.4820
    @jordanandersond.c.4820 3 года назад +457

    "LA's trademark traffic free streets" - best line

    • @ethelredhardrede1838
      @ethelredhardrede1838 3 года назад +5

      Back in silent keystone cops movies, maybe.

    • @MsFearco
      @MsFearco 3 года назад +3

      Hahaha I was never in LA but I laughed so hard when he said this. Epix

    • @danielsmith5032
      @danielsmith5032 3 года назад +1

      that's the line that got me lol

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 3 года назад +384

    "The most obvious cop ever" THIS SO CORRECT

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 3 года назад +17

      ah but that is why he is so great, why would the police send someone that obvious undercover

    • @winterwinter7505
      @winterwinter7505 3 года назад +13

      Hidden in plain sight

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 3 года назад +3

      LOL, he stick out like a shore thumb wherever he goes =))))

    • @Liamnees1287
      @Liamnees1287 Год назад

      ​@Mr. Q well considering he was a 6'3 blonde whiteboy in LA during the 2000s. I'd say so. 😂

  • @nickllama5296
    @nickllama5296 3 года назад +107

    "Remember Point Break? Well, some screenwriter did!" 😂😂😂

  • @nicolaskeith8872
    @nicolaskeith8872 2 года назад +17

    "Dom Toretto, who runs a cool tank top club for wayward youth" absolutely lost it

  • @JDillander91
    @JDillander91 3 года назад +398

    “Coulda shoulda Luda” that was fantastic.

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 3 года назад +767

    the Fast and Furious franchise is secretly a Hot Wheels live-action movie,

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 3 года назад +20

      Wrong. It’s a Micro Machines live action movie.

    • @xcellentcreations3312
      @xcellentcreations3312 3 года назад +2

      Pretty much

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 года назад +16

      @Meta Man "if they retained the concept of illegal street racing and stealing illegal DVD players for 9 movies then everyone would still complain" - 'cept they didn't have to make 9 movies to begin with.

    • @tezarbaiandana411
      @tezarbaiandana411 3 года назад +1

      well, i collect fast furious hot wheels

    • @jrmh76
      @jrmh76 3 года назад +2

      @Meta Man how many times are you going to post this same comment?

  • @RIME387
    @RIME387 3 года назад +784

    Whoever came up with the idea of "Car Wars: Rise of Paul Walker" is a F*CKING GOD.

    • @vollmond9342
      @vollmond9342 3 года назад +21

      Fr the titles have been going on a quality crescendo for months now. I still remember cracking up at Hex and the City from the wandavision one

    • @jbrownjetmech-4783
      @jbrownjetmech-4783 3 года назад +6

      I think they might've started something.....

    • @YasmineDiogoAlex
      @YasmineDiogoAlex 3 года назад +5

      it was epic... awesome

    • @supersentallupinurmouf
      @supersentallupinurmouf 3 года назад +2

      It was a child you simp

    • @donle499
      @donle499 3 года назад +2

      there needs to be a shirt made up!

  • @seansverige
    @seansverige 3 года назад +51

    *_"...who runs a cool tank top club for wayward youths..."_* LMAO

  • @ayacachotinemi4974
    @ayacachotinemi4974 3 года назад +503

    "He clipped his bumper and put him into the wall at 120. I watched my dad burn to death."
    Man, that hits hard knowing what happened to Paul Walker.

    • @damnumonkeyballs
      @damnumonkeyballs 3 года назад +23

      That was my first thought too

    • @MegaAssasin47
      @MegaAssasin47 3 года назад +4

      he foresaw it.

    • @StephFuses
      @StephFuses 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, thought the same thing

    • @ETibbs11
      @ETibbs11 3 года назад +15

      Same with Dale Earnhardt, actually. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was in the same race when his dad crashed and died.

    • @fnoutlaw
      @fnoutlaw 3 года назад +25

      @Meta Man What? He died in a traffic accident unrelated to any movies. It had nothing at all to do with entertaining others...if anything, he died to prove that physics applies to everyone.

  • @thehostellers9300
    @thehostellers9300 3 года назад +59

    The writers are the best parents. They ask their 6 year olds for story and 13 yr old for action sequence and just make movie out of it.

  • @FirstLast-kp9jx
    @FirstLast-kp9jx 3 года назад +100

    Ja Rule presents Tyre Festival, is just beautiful.

  • @clinem377
    @clinem377 3 года назад +57

    "Granny shifting, not double clutchin like you should" Gets me everytime

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад +3

      You almost had me? Ya neva had me......

    • @Myles720
      @Myles720 2 года назад +1

      Such a great line

  • @luckyguy9664
    @luckyguy9664 3 года назад +289

    The fact that they did not even stop for a gas refill still astonish me 😂

    • @cardelljoseph8125
      @cardelljoseph8125 3 года назад +37

      Their cars run on Vin Diesels mumbles

    • @stephenm8725
      @stephenm8725 3 года назад +20

      well to be fair, they has Diesel

    • @luckyguy9664
      @luckyguy9664 3 года назад +1

      @@stephenm8725 haha nice one

    • @stephenm8725
      @stephenm8725 3 года назад

      @@luckyguy9664 thanks bro

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 года назад +4

      @Meta Man "if they retained the concept of illegal street racing and stealing illegal DVD players for 9 movies then everyone would still complain" - 'cept they didn't have to make 9 movies to begin with.

  • @fintanbochra
    @fintanbochra 3 года назад +364

    What doesn’t kill us makes us… FAMILY

    • @leemichael2154
      @leemichael2154 3 года назад +9

      What else have we got? Lol

    • @jimbobjunior.
      @jimbobjunior. 3 года назад +2

      @@leemichael2154 I've got a lotta friends

    • @benapeh854
      @benapeh854 3 года назад +2

      Mi familia

    • @fintanbochra
      @fintanbochra 3 года назад +3

      @@jimbobjunior. - Have you seen these movies? Friends become family, family become family again, enemies become friends then family, enemies of enemies become friends when your family become enemies to your friends…

    • @fintanbochra
      @fintanbochra 3 года назад +2

      @@jimbobjunior. - and cars

  • @babywaffles69
    @babywaffles69 3 года назад +178

    This just feels like a glitch in the matrix. “Wait, we haven’t done this one already?” F’realllllllll, this whole video felt like one long deja vu.

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 года назад +1

      Have you been in this place before?

    • @ZGlove.
      @ZGlove. 3 года назад +1

      @@sooryan_1018 Probably higher on the street.

    • @berzerkisnotaqt1250
      @berzerkisnotaqt1250 3 года назад +1

      @@ZGlove. he knows it’s his time to go-o

    • @IosStar
      @IosStar 3 года назад

      "but was it EXACTLY THE SAME cat?" lol I'm gonna watch it again such a good movie.

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 3 года назад

      Same here

  • @lancashireexpat8362
    @lancashireexpat8362 3 года назад +50

    That's one of the best Honest Trailers in a long time. Not to discredit recent work but this is one for the ages.
    "Brian. The most obvious cop ever" 😭

  • @Dynaman21
    @Dynaman21 3 года назад +427

    Vin Diesel and Street Sharks will never get old. Also please do The Running Man.

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 3 года назад +2

      Hello friends 🥰
      Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
      .. ✨.. ✨..

  • @raythaanhendricks9631
    @raythaanhendricks9631 3 года назад +375

    Now you guys have to do Xmen First Class to complete the Xmen franchise

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +21

      First class? More like last... last to get an honest trailer
      Please tell me I hit comedy somewhere there.

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT 3 года назад +17

      The best one...and also the last good one because Jlaw got famous and they had to add a ton of Mystique in the other ones to justify her paycheck

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 3 года назад +2

      Hello friends 🥰
      Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
      .. ✨.. ,,..

    • @ethanjobson3879
      @ethanjobson3879 3 года назад +1

      Gotta wait until X Men enter MCU.

    • @maelstrom57
      @maelstrom57 3 года назад

      @@MollymaukT Maybe but _Days of Future Past_ was an A+ regardless.

  • @virgilhawkins5680
    @virgilhawkins5680 3 года назад +412

    Given that this was the first movie, shouldn't it have been Car Wars: The Torque Awakens?

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 3 года назад +48

      Car Wars: The Nitrous Menace

    • @elpatronhimself
      @elpatronhimself 3 года назад +19

      and the one after Tokyo Drift could be: Car Wars: Return of the Vin

    • @floijd
      @floijd 3 года назад +11

      or: the Fords awaken

    • @nickthompson318
      @nickthompson318 3 года назад +2

      It features mostly torqueless cars though 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @stabl324
      @stabl324 3 года назад

      😂

  • @jstaggs1967
    @jstaggs1967 3 года назад +89

    After watching all 76 films in the series, I can't tell if "family" is a theme. They're a bit coy about that particular issue.

    • @nickllama5296
      @nickllama5296 3 года назад +5

      It IS a bit subtle.

    • @toddtaylor6506
      @toddtaylor6506 3 года назад +9

      76 movies but it took until this last one to reveal John Cena is in their family ....

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад

      Nos

  • @theboss-nm9et
    @theboss-nm9et 3 года назад +232

    "He is on a dangerous undercover mission to infiltrate Dominic Toretto's sister" 😂😂😂

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 года назад +9

      @Meta Man "if they retained the concept of illegal street racing and stealing illegal DVD players for 9 movies then everyone would still complain" - 'cept they didn't have to make 9 movies to begin with.

    • @joeleldo5064
      @joeleldo5064 3 года назад +1

      @Meta Man if they maintained the same theme till tokyo drift, i guess they could've sustained it for the rest.

    • @notorious3602
      @notorious3602 3 года назад

      It's not cheating if it's in the butt

  • @RAY86092
    @RAY86092 3 года назад +272

    Was here so fast. The franchise would be proud of me😜

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 3 года назад +36

      BUT WERE YOU FURIOUS ABOUT IT?!

    • @Dimensional-Traveller
      @Dimensional-Traveller 3 года назад +2

      Exactly!

    • @MistsMagic
      @MistsMagic 3 года назад +2

      That makes ME furious...

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 3 года назад +3

      They won't be proud of you until you walk out of the radius of the nuclear site made from the epicentre of Dominic Toretto's car.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +1

      Did you just walk in? Or did you break every law of physics to get here on time?

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 3 года назад +24

    "... the MCU with a GED..."
    Dead. Absolutely DEAD. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarasunshinemt4444
      @sarasunshinemt4444 3 года назад +2

      @Deja Vu A GED is what you get when you drop out of high school instead of a diploma. Generally, getting a GED is considered "less than" getting a high school diploma, tho both are equal (just most colleges won't thinks so), and it has a certain reputation for being for stoners, lazy people, the stupid, etc.

    • @sarasunshinemt4444
      @sarasunshinemt4444 3 года назад

      @Deja Vu hey no problem. I know a fee people who dropped out of HS, then went and got their GED and did pretty good in life.
      Of course, I've also know some complete failures who barely got their GED, so...🤷‍♀️

  • @Michlwhtn
    @Michlwhtn 3 года назад +7

    “Coulda, shoulda, Luda” 😂🔥👌

  • @spooderman6522
    @spooderman6522 3 года назад +497

    Speaking of Vin Diesel, we need an honest trailer for Pitch Black.

    • @brianbaker2884
      @brianbaker2884 3 года назад +27

      That’s tough, cause it was the good one lol

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- 3 года назад +7

      The trilogy...

    • @jonadams5547
      @jonadams5547 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @fcsuper
      @fcsuper 3 года назад +5

      The 3rd movie was literally just a retelling of the first, and the second movie was a Flash Gordon homage.

    • @KevvoLightswift
      @KevvoLightswift 3 года назад

      @@fcsuper Yeah. Third literally was a retelling of the first. But here’s hoping the final one will be at least decent.

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 3 года назад +250

    "Spoilers!"
    Okay, you win this round of Pun Wars - can't top that one. Don't even care to debate whether it's a legit Pun or just awesome word-play of a non-Pun variety, it's on a plane above the rest and deserves an epic W.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +2

      On the next episode of Pun War Z, Vegeta has been chasing his tail all day trying to fight off the Z fighters. Will he hightail it out of there, or will Krillin cut him off in the nick of time?

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 года назад

      @Meta Man "if they retained the concept of illegal street racing and stealing illegal DVD players for 9 movies then everyone would still complain" - 'cept they didn't have to make 9 movies to begin with.

  • @saucyonePR
    @saucyonePR 3 года назад +8

    “Marvels MCU with a GED” HAHAHAHAHA I LOST IT WITH THAT!!!

  • @cwengagilimane2281
    @cwengagilimane2281 3 года назад +31

    "The Rise of Paul Walker" was a dope touch

  • @whyjustwhy4400
    @whyjustwhy4400 3 года назад +128

    I got the Loki trailer that's voiced by them on this video. Gold.

    • @crazybagel5824
      @crazybagel5824 3 года назад +3

      Same lol

    • @mohammadnasser6715
      @mohammadnasser6715 3 года назад

      @@crazybagel5824 What send me a link

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 3 года назад +1

      I love that loki trailer that they made it is good
      This comment was not written under the influence of the god of mischief :P

  • @OrkaToons
    @OrkaToons 3 года назад +286

    "Now the franchise that will one day become the MCU with a GED"
    Disney : great idea!

    • @coderanger7708
      @coderanger7708 3 года назад +10

      What is GED?

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT 3 года назад +41

      @@coderanger7708 General Educational Development. Is an exam you can take that qualifies you to a high school diploma. Is generally taken by high-school drop-outs who need a diploma for work later in life

    • @coderanger7708
      @coderanger7708 3 года назад +11

      @@MollymaukT oh thanks now I get the joke

    • @igorquadros4608
      @igorquadros4608 3 года назад

      @Meta Man That's the point. You don't need 8 sequels

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 3 года назад +1

      @Meta Man bro shut the hell up

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 3 года назад +835

    That’s not a “chopper” on the Universal ride. It’s a “DRONE!” Okay?!?

  • @ShredHouseGaming
    @ShredHouseGaming 3 года назад +3

    That fyre festival joke was fantastically subtle

  • @Jay16Mar
    @Jay16Mar 3 года назад +150

    My mind was just blown after learning that Vin Diesel is The Iron Giant.

    • @noobmasterruben5167
      @noobmasterruben5167 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @theMentivist
      @theMentivist 3 года назад +11

      S.U.P.E.R.M.A.N. 😢😭

    • @davidpick1076
      @davidpick1076 3 года назад +2

      "I am Groot"

    • @davidpick1076
      @davidpick1076 3 года назад +3

      @Meta Man The franchise has changed over the film series. Instead of just a underground car racing series,it turned into a super hero franchise by part 7. Some hated that change. I and others loved where the series has gone. But the franchise has always been about family and it always will.

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 3 года назад +3

      @@davidpick1076 You can tell because Vin Diesel fits the word into every sentence.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 года назад +311

    Say: “Terrence Howard and Ja-Rule should pitch a script about actors that don’t return for the sequel because they asked for too much money.”

    • @ThisIsTheRoad
      @ThisIsTheRoad 3 года назад +27

      Add Crispin Glover to that list!

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 года назад +2

      @@ThisIsTheRoad he asked for too much money again.

    • @jeringatai3156
      @jeringatai3156 3 года назад +21

      Terence was asked to take a paycut. Thats insulting and his role has bren reduced to one line so he didnt miss out on anything

    • @jeffw8218
      @jeffw8218 3 года назад +6

      Here’s all they need to do: say YES to a lower salary, in EXCHANGE for a percentage of the Gross income from the film.

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 года назад +4

      @Meta Man "if they retained the concept of illegal street racing and stealing illegal DVD players for 9 movies then everyone would still complain" - 'cept they didn't have to make 9 movies to begin with.

  • @MehIgotnothing
    @MehIgotnothing 3 года назад +32

    Back when the movies were actually interesting. Makes me miss my '99 Eclipse.

  • @Stefan_Gerards
    @Stefan_Gerards 3 года назад +38

    "he's on a dangerous undercover mission to infiltrate Dominic Toretto's sister" i am dead 😂😂😂

  • @michaelsoltesz3779
    @michaelsoltesz3779 3 года назад +219

    Ahhh yes, back when Vin Diesel was playing a character with some life in him. Then all the sequels came and he just stares and mumbles....weird. 😳

    • @youaintasbadasyouthink
      @youaintasbadasyouthink 3 года назад +27

      that's what getting old is all about lmao, staring and mumbling

    • @michaelsoltesz3779
      @michaelsoltesz3779 3 года назад +11

      @@youaintasbadasyouthink I was staring and mumbling for a few minutes….and then I realized you are onto something. 😉

    • @leemichael2154
      @leemichael2154 3 года назад +9

      The mumbling is so annoying! !!!

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 года назад +13

      He's the kind of actor who needs someone making him act. If he doesn't have someone there he degenerates into lazy mumbling. Self directing doesn't work for some people.

    • @clmhellraiser
      @clmhellraiser 3 года назад +12

      He said in an interview with Craig Ferguson that what he really wanted to make was a film about the Roman-Punic Wars and every Fast Furious film was another step closer to being able to do that, he's probnably realised now that he's never going to be able to make the film he wants too and just keeps showing up for the paycheck

  • @RJIS
    @RJIS 3 года назад +152

    The series jumped the shark, and then flew over it

    • @agentmv
      @agentmv 3 года назад +22

      Flew it from the top of one building to another!

    • @NotMeNaNaNa
      @NotMeNaNaNa 3 года назад +11

      Jump The Shark Meets Hold My Beer = plot of all movies after 2F2F, the movie where they actually jump a shark in the form of a Camaro jumping a body of water onto a boat.

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 3 года назад +1

      because of F9 "jumping the shark" should be replaced by "Going to space". xD

    • @simonbrunner3062
      @simonbrunner3062 3 года назад +1

      @@nieznajomy4398 I feel like "going to space" has been a sub-variant of "jumping the shark" for quite some time.
      James Bond did it in 1979, both literally and figuratively.

    • @williamcronshaw5262
      @williamcronshaw5262 3 года назад +1

      @@simonbrunner3062 And here I figured "jumped the shark" had been replaced with "nuked the fridge."

  • @Ntx_MrE
    @Ntx_MrE 3 года назад +4

    “MCU with a GED” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 freaking bravo!

  • @skipj6925
    @skipj6925 3 года назад +10

    Oh when life was much simpler. Afford a one bedroom in LA for $800 and we didn’t have any magnetic stealth fighter jets.

  • @Omega_X_Factor
    @Omega_X_Factor 3 года назад +107

    “Now, the franchise that would one day become the MCU with a GED…”
    The DC Universe is the high school dropout.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 года назад +46

      I respect what you are saying, but I disagree. I think the DCEU clearly took a couple freshman philosophy classes and now overestimates its own depth and importance.

    • @flyingdics1
      @flyingdics1 3 года назад +19

      @@patrickd8654 Or at least was that one kid who read Ayn Rand in high school and thought they were way smarter than all the sheeple.

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT 3 года назад +3

      @@flyingdics1 NGL, that's pretty much Zack Snyder considering the lenghts he went to wash Rorschach of all his racism, homophobia, sexism and lack of basic hygiene (in the comics he's a satire of Steve Ditko's randian characters)

    • @czebinatorm
      @czebinatorm 3 года назад +7

      I feel like it’s more like the one kid who decides to go against what’s popular because it’s popular, got self-conscious when they realized that’s not really a personality, and is now having an identity crisis.

    • @KevinACarroll1996
      @KevinACarroll1996 3 года назад +2

      @@MollymaukT Did they remove any of that? I thought Rorschach's speeches were pretty much the same, but it's been a while since I watched it. Though he did make Rorschach (and everyone else) "cooler" because Zack Snyder is more of an action guy than philosophy.

  • @MrTJPAS
    @MrTJPAS 3 года назад +109

    Fast & Furious 10: Turns out those Panasonic DVD players were being used for a global superweapon, and now the villains, led by Johnny Tran from the first movie’s black ops-supervillain brother, are collecting them to assemble the weapon and get payback on Dom Torreto and the family

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 года назад +9

      Make sure there’s a scene with Letty in a smokin’ red dress and you have my money.

    • @peekay120
      @peekay120 3 года назад +7

      ngl, i'd watch it

    • @akaiseigo
      @akaiseigo 3 года назад +11

      And called his weapon: Tran- formers.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 года назад +5

      @@akaiseigo I’d call you a genius but you know that already.

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 года назад +4

      @Meta Man "if they retained the concept of illegal street racing and stealing illegal DVD players for 9 movies then everyone would still complain" - 'cept they didn't have to make 9 movies to begin with.

  • @ankitpassi
    @ankitpassi 3 года назад +6

    I just love the Fast and Furious - Star Wars Name spoof, it just fits so perfectly.
    TFTF: Rise of Paul Walker
    Tokyo Drift: Revenge of the Shift
    F7: Car Wars Episode 7 and so on...
    It's just perfect.

  • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
    @ILikeMyPrivacytbt 3 года назад +7

    I'm in the pacific northwest right now during their heatwave, it's expected to get to over 110 degrees F and I feel like I belong in Vin's tank top club for wayward youths.

  • @gimbobjenkins405
    @gimbobjenkins405 3 года назад +23

    You know he just started out wanting to be an ordinary street racer who stole truckloads of electronics but then he started getting involved in all these crazy adventures but the craziest part is he kept surviving.

    • @flaminG-Ghost
      @flaminG-Ghost 3 года назад +2

      This makes FF sound like a fucking epic...!!! LoL

  • @SupervoidCinema
    @SupervoidCinema 3 года назад +5

    That Vin Diesel voice is amazing!

  • @AwesomeCanadian212
    @AwesomeCanadian212 3 года назад +20

    "replacing surfboards for Toyotas"
    *Shows a Mitsubishi*

  • @jer103
    @jer103 3 года назад +55

    The first one had character, a good plot, and heart.
    Now, the Fast series is just an empty spectacle of its former self.

    • @aerisgainsborough2141
      @aerisgainsborough2141 3 года назад +1

      big time....

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад +1

      I disagree but fast 9 is too far I’m sure

    • @TheCrazyfighter19
      @TheCrazyfighter19 3 года назад

      Now it’s awesome

    • @1granturismo
      @1granturismo 3 года назад +4

      They were awesome until 8. Which was good in it's own right, but without Paul it's not truly FF. and 7 was a perfect place to end. No loose ends.

    • @danielreed4585
      @danielreed4585 3 года назад +3

      Tbf the good plot was because it straight ripped off another movie 😂

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 3 года назад +74

    Back when Toretto could be defeated by bullets.

  • @4real17
    @4real17 3 года назад +4

    The MCU with a GED LOL
    You guys have too much fun writing these!

  • @conoroleary3461
    @conoroleary3461 3 года назад +9

    Missed opportunity to have Tim the Toolman grunts when looking at all the car parts.

  • @RyanAston
    @RyanAston 3 года назад +5

    "LA's trademark traffic-free streets" might be the funniest line from any Honest Trailer

  • @goldenlightpictures6223
    @goldenlightpictures6223 3 года назад +33

    “The one with the ‘the’s’”
    Yeah I actually did confuse this with “Fast and Furious!” 😆

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 3 года назад +307

    Before _Black Widow_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for _Elektra_ starring Jennifer Garner?

    • @tojaysrenaissance
      @tojaysrenaissance 3 года назад +6

      oh god please no

    • @WLTR-
      @WLTR- 3 года назад +2

      Nope.

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeah... that.

    • @jrmh76
      @jrmh76 3 года назад +1

      How are they supposed to make a video for a movie that never existed?

  • @miss.g-shun-w
    @miss.g-shun-w 3 года назад +6

    "Runs a cool tank top club for wayward youth" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zom8680
    @zom8680 Год назад +4

    Not only were the originals down to earth. You could actually hear what Vin Diesel was saying clearly

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 3 года назад +22

    A Series that we joked would go to space, Then sees a Rocket Car in the Trailer for the next Movie

    • @luxurybuzz3681
      @luxurybuzz3681 3 года назад

      Chris Morgan wrote #2 - #8. They have new writers for #9 and it really seems that the new wrtiers just read all fast and furious memes and put them into this movie. #9 is seriously the most ridiculous and over the top. It's probably the worst one. Only saving grace is Justin Lin (Fast and Furious 3-6, Star Trek Beyond) His action scenes are phenomenal.

  • @chrisjovanovic2321
    @chrisjovanovic2321 3 года назад +15

    I'm ready for the family to start time traveling in a more educationally focused series called "The Fast and The Curious"

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 3 года назад +156

    This movie came out my sophomore year of high school, and immediately every male threw a loud exhaust, giant spoiler, and underbody lights on whatever POS car he drove. Those were really dark years. :(

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 3 года назад +33

      Sounds like they were quite bright to me. One might even say it was lit.

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer 3 года назад +15

      Far worse is what the movies did to the prices of those cars.

    • @beegeezee505
      @beegeezee505 3 года назад +15

      Those were the best years of my life. I would go back there right now if I could.

    • @AKUNJIG
      @AKUNJIG 3 года назад +1

      They made the Underglow illegal in my State.

    • @burnsmac4187
      @burnsmac4187 3 года назад +4

      On automatic cars too.

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 3 года назад +3

    “MCU with a GED.” 😂😂 Perfect!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +172

    Paul Walker was such a beautiful man. So heartbroken that his life was cut short.

    • @vickibear9868
      @vickibear9868 3 года назад +5

      Also sad about his death but still mad about him dating underage girls while having a daughter about the same age.

    • @simplez4ck
      @simplez4ck 3 года назад +6

      @@vickibear9868 he didn't date any underage girls. Pretty sure they were just young

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +1

      @@vickibear9868 Oh. I didn’t know this. I mean, the one guy I have like since forever omg. That’s not shocking, it’s beyond ridiculous at this point.

  • @brandondixon6333
    @brandondixon6333 3 года назад +6

    I’m so glad to hear someone else make the point break connection.

  • @wy4553
    @wy4553 3 года назад +11

    Ya'll need to do a Honest Trailer for American Psycho!

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 3 года назад +1

      No-can-do. They have to return some videotapes.

  • @krishanuphukan80
    @krishanuphukan80 3 года назад +1

    That Ferrari vs Supra Race was the best part of that movie. The soundtrack has made it awesome even till today.

  • @MartyBeardFace
    @MartyBeardFace 3 года назад +50

    You should really do Big Trouble in Little China. We need it, Screen Junkies!

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant 3 года назад +1

      I’ve been hoping for that for years

  • @Samilion101
    @Samilion101 3 года назад +10

    anyone else get a Loki ad voiced by this guy? Idk but Im so proud of everything this guy has done, he got Disney to recruit him for ads cuz of his voice!!

    • @beckaronibean
      @beckaronibean 3 года назад +1

      Same!! I thought the video had started and was so confused

    • @Samilion101
      @Samilion101 3 года назад +1

      @Meta Man what does that have to do with a Loki ad 😭😂

    • @beckaronibean
      @beckaronibean 3 года назад +1

      @@Samilion101 color me confused 😂

  • @Catergory5Hurricane
    @Catergory5Hurricane 3 года назад +6

    This Honest Trailer is how I found out that Vin Diesel played with action-figures of Street Sharks! One of my homeboy cartoons of the late-90s!!

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 3 года назад +1

    That street shark commercial is so freaking 90s
    Those car puns were top notch.
    I’ve never seen a fast and furious movie, and they’ve made it to 9.

  • @AirbenderHawk
    @AirbenderHawk 3 года назад +77

    That into is perfection.
    “Wait, we haven’t done this already? Weird!”
    😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏.
    Let’s go!!! I’m psyched up for Fast 9 so this be fun.

  • @JJ-xr2gu
    @JJ-xr2gu 3 года назад +30

    Still waiting on the Arrow Honest Trailer

    • @Jdawgskitz
      @Jdawgskitz 3 года назад +2

      Yes! I need this at some point please!

  • @BJ-bd5fc
    @BJ-bd5fc 3 года назад +2

    Mind blown on the Point Break similarities.. I should've caught that earlier. Cop goes undercover, gets better at surfing/driving, falls for the girl in the family/gang, goes semi-native. He even practically took Dom's cuffs off at the very end and let him go (and threw away his badge/career).
    And definitely one of the better Honest Trailers in a while. Infiltrate Dom's sister.. LOLOL

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 3 года назад +7

    now if Vin Diesel played a street shark in a live action movie now that would be something

  • @joshbelford7778
    @joshbelford7778 3 года назад +64

    "The Queen's Gambit Honest Trailer can also be beautiful." - Beth Harmon

  • @reneeortiz3051
    @reneeortiz3051 3 года назад +11

    PLEASE DO A HONEST TRAILER FOR THE OFFICE!!!

  • @Raven_Leblanc
    @Raven_Leblanc 3 года назад +7

    Say: "Eric is almost levelling up to grand sorcerer, I'm packing an ounce of killer shrooms, and there be monsters in need of pummelin'!"

  • @Xannyphantom905
    @Xannyphantom905 3 года назад +14

    The fast and the furious has really gone off the rails.

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 3 года назад +122

    Need Looney Tunes: Back In Action honest trailer.

  • @lls3676
    @lls3676 3 года назад +44

    I'm suprised it took this long to do one for The Fast and the Furious.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, opposite to the title, they were very slow and calm about it.

    • @stephenm8725
      @stephenm8725 3 года назад +1

      yeah same

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад

      @Meta Man I think they nailed the balance between over the top action, comedy and cars in Fast 5.

  • @ShayTheValiant
    @ShayTheValiant 3 года назад +2

    Corona has never made a deal with F&F to be product placement in their movies. They just put them in for free. That's why they don't always have their logo facing the camera like most product placements do. They say it's just the family's beer of choice. The closest they've gotten to a deal was when they were sent free bottles for the crew and for use in one of the movies. The beer's sales always goes up when a new F&F movie comes out. It's a good deal.

  • @photocat37
    @photocat37 3 года назад +1

    “...cool tank-top club for wayward youth” 🤣

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 3 года назад +32

    Please say “The Toronto Maple Leafs lost to a 42-year-old ZAMBONI DRIVER, *WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!”*

    • @BrennanMerone
      @BrennanMerone 3 года назад +2

      I understood that reference

    • @Kamn_exe
      @Kamn_exe 3 года назад

      @@BrennanMerone this sounds familiar where's it from?

    • @pellemiljoona5330
      @pellemiljoona5330 3 года назад +1

      @@Kamn_exe Carolina Hurricanes saw both their goalies injure during a game, and the only person they could get hold of was Leaf's emergency goalie. A 42 year old zamboni driver. Carolina won.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 3 года назад

      Yeah, I can't see why anyone would still support them after that.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 3 года назад +8

    "The MCU series with a GED".
    Damn 🤣

  • @bobafettjr85
    @bobafettjr85 3 года назад +13

    Please say, "Stealing other people's catchphrases is tight."

  • @mullaoslo
    @mullaoslo 3 года назад +3

    I know it's strange right
    . A movie made for car nerds where actually focusing on carparts and street racing.. Thank god they got their senses back and decided to put ludacris and tyrese in space like we always wanted

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 3 года назад +1

      The problem isn't that they sent them to space... It's that they brought them back!

  • @hectorfuji
    @hectorfuji 3 года назад +15

    I’m just waiting for the movie that will show the return of the guy that drives the Silvia and the ‘Mad Scientist’ with a ‘he survived the shooting and woke up from a coma’ reveal.

    • @UKSponge360
      @UKSponge360 3 года назад +3

      also what the hell happened to Johnny Tran?

    • @hectorfuji
      @hectorfuji 3 года назад

      @Meta Man agree!

    • @hectorfuji
      @hectorfuji 3 года назад

      @@UKSponge360 he died… or did he?

    • @UKSponge360
      @UKSponge360 3 года назад +1

      @@hectorfuji I don't remember them ever actually mentioning him after the first movie. I'm not convinced that he was on one of those dirt bikes when Brian and Dom were after them (after ***SPOILER** they killed Jessie in a drive by :( )

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 3 года назад +234

    Trasnformers: im more unrealistic
    Marvel: no i am
    "Amateurs"
    Marvel: what was that punk?
    Fast and furious: amateurs

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +16

      Transformers: what did you say?
      Dom: Family

    • @OuterRaine
      @OuterRaine 3 года назад +2

      Movies: We be unrealistic.
      Fast Franchise: Hold my Corona.

    • @UnusualPete
      @UnusualPete 3 года назад

      And Crossroads tops it all. 😂

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 3 года назад

      @Meta Man man calm down its a joke

  • @seanwebb995
    @seanwebb995 3 года назад +19

    Surprised Michael Bay hasn't directed a Fast & Furious movie, especially one of the later ones. Think about: fast cars, explosions, half naked women, more cars, product placement (Dom and his FAMILY only drink Corona), zero plot or character development, OTT action sequences (including more explosions) … kinda like Transformers

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 3 года назад +5

      Exactly.
      He may even combine the two now.
      Like vin Diesel driving a Dodge Charger which transforms into an Autobot.

  • @thomashernandez6536
    @thomashernandez6536 3 года назад +3

    I almost chocked to death on coffee with that street sharks joke!

  • @BazTheStoryteller
    @BazTheStoryteller 3 года назад +15

    One Paul Walker movie that deserves the Honest Trailers treatment is "Tammy and the T-Rex".

  • @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784
    @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784 3 года назад +68

    Back when the franchise was almost solely about modified cars and street racing

    • @slayedtorest
      @slayedtorest 3 года назад +2

      And then the sequels expanded the scope and got more interesting

    • @kenneth465
      @kenneth465 3 года назад +2

      And Family.

    • @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784
      @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784 3 года назад +1

      @@slayedtorest Debatable, depends if your into modified cars or not, it was a car enthusiast movie. Hollywood already heavily caters for the other genres: police, heist, action

    • @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784
      @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784 3 года назад

      @Roberto Vidal Garcia The modified car culture was massive in the UK, Japan and US in the 2000's (Max Power, Fast Ford, Fast Car mags) before this film even came out. This got released due to it being a big thing, then the insurance market killed off people buying hot hatches and modifying cars.

    • @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784
      @SecretOfMonkeyIsland784 3 года назад +2

      @Meta Man No he died via a accident in a speeding car with a friend. The accident was nothing to do with any of the movies and occured in his personal life .. idiot.

  • @MrAnonnymous
    @MrAnonnymous 3 года назад +2

    "The MCU with a GED" made me Charlie Murphy laugh

  • @ashotkostanyan4142
    @ashotkostanyan4142 3 года назад +2

    3:15 I always wondered what that was about when I went there 🤣