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  • @FUnazis
    @FUnazis 7 лет назад +312

    That dude at 1:03, heh. Standing completely still while the fireworks go off behind and then suddenly he realizes "Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be dead now, sorry"

    • @CrossfireTheory
      @CrossfireTheory 7 лет назад +8

      Always makes me laugh ;D

    • @gcmania7463
      @gcmania7463 7 лет назад +1

      RöRÖruRUru Blueblue omg yes

    • @bugra7613
      @bugra7613 7 лет назад +1

      RöRÖruRUru Blueblue yeah wtf was that :D

    • @JokeryEU
      @JokeryEU 7 лет назад +2

      in reality he burns alive not fireworks this was edited from steam version

    • @peliculashduy6067
      @peliculashduy6067 6 лет назад +1

      RöRÖruRUru Blueblue t

  • @DrEpicPhD
    @DrEpicPhD 7 лет назад +77

    Loud explosion happens
    Silent assassin bonus
    nice.

  • @Hmmbap
    @Hmmbap 7 лет назад +163

    7:12
    man dies on fire
    "OH CRAP OH MAN THATS BAD KARMA" WTF BRO

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 7 лет назад +16

      *Takes a knee near the corpse and eyes the damn thing*
      I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS

    • @PedroHenrique-kn1cb
      @PedroHenrique-kn1cb 5 лет назад

      Tendi nada sô

    • @matteomatteo4836
      @matteomatteo4836 4 года назад

      RageDra.kax -xx

  • @Nukawin
    @Nukawin 5 лет назад +16

    This was the first Hitman game I played - I know alot of people would argue that it wasn't the best, but I actually really enjoyed it! I also recently completed Blood Money, which is another I enjoyed! I remember watching some youtubers playing Hitman and I thought to myself ''I might like this game'' so I tried it and wasn't disappointed. Granted I've only been able to play anything that's backwards compatible with the Xbox One (so some of the older games, I either have to dig out my 360 to play those, or just watch gameplay vids online). Really wish I'd got into this series sooner!

  • @spacelouie
    @spacelouie 7 лет назад +66

    For that this game is about killing people, the death animations are... modest.

    • @Gogetta80
      @Gogetta80 6 лет назад +2

      spacelouie u should see how pedestrian they are in hitman 2016. Make this look amazing by comparison

  • @brainwasher9876
    @brainwasher9876 7 лет назад +51

    4:08 spontaneous splits are spontaneous.

  • @oriontheraptor8119
    @oriontheraptor8119 6 лет назад +15

    1:38 when she fell I couldn’t hold back my laughter At least she died happy XD

  • @lennymosca9099
    @lennymosca9099 4 года назад +10

    This is why Hitman Absolution is an absolute beautiful game the mechanics and accidental assassinations cool imagine this game released to PS4 with more game modes

    • @jax9864
      @jax9864 Год назад +1

      It is remastered on ps4 along with Blood Money but its just the campaign

  • @user-nt4rq5ml4m
    @user-nt4rq5ml4m 7 лет назад +186

    0:50 Most Realistic Death Animation Ever.

  • @flynntaggart305
    @flynntaggart305 7 лет назад +18

    0:51 very brutal death

  • @Watermelon-kb8jh
    @Watermelon-kb8jh 7 лет назад +32

    1:28 don't do drugs kids.😅😅😅

  • @diego1marcus918
    @diego1marcus918 7 лет назад +19

    7:04 *sees someone burning to death*
    "Aww crap, what happened? Bad karma man..."

  • @baadspelerz2698
    @baadspelerz2698 6 лет назад +17

    5:48 I think it is common sense that you should not piss on an fuse box

  • @mrneutral8423
    @mrneutral8423 5 лет назад +10

    Frank Owens just stands perfectly still at 0:58 - Not even slightly bothered.

  • @Hmmbap
    @Hmmbap 7 лет назад +17

    dead body found
    solider: "Oh its probably nothing"

  • @SaucisseMerguez
    @SaucisseMerguez 7 лет назад +35

    i love absolution, awesome game

  • @sandysim2185
    @sandysim2185 8 лет назад +98

    1:45
    HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? 😂😂😂😂

  • @AMCoffee
    @AMCoffee 7 лет назад +7

    7:10 "Bad karma, man!"

  • @darkunicorn1208
    @darkunicorn1208 8 лет назад +37

    The AI in these games are pretty fucking dumb tbh. Like that one lady who walked right into the electrified water, when clearly sparks could be seen coming off it. lol.

    • @DoodlingHitman
      @DoodlingHitman 7 лет назад +9

      And nobody giving a shit when she was screaming loud af! xD

    • @HPSmugscraft
      @HPSmugscraft 6 лет назад

      Let alone not noticing the scowling, bald 6'5" guy in a big bird costume who seems unusually calm after someone just died a violent death

  • @Turdmanjones123
    @Turdmanjones123 7 лет назад +33

    How come the guards where not suspicious when doctor valentine was exploded in the cage even though there was blood

  • @direwolfkaniz9192
    @direwolfkaniz9192 3 года назад +4

    6:58 music to my ears

  • @johnmcdonald256
    @johnmcdonald256 8 лет назад +16

    i have hitman 2016 although it is a good game, just wish they made it a bit more flash like absolution, with the blood effects and slow motion for consecutive headshots, or a remastered version for ps4

    • @shonquesha5582
      @shonquesha5582 7 лет назад

      John Mcdonald yes we really really need that because I have Hitman 2016 too

    • @Dynomafia139
      @Dynomafia139 5 лет назад

      Hitman Absolution and Blood Money confirmed for ps4

    • @louier2967
      @louier2967 2 года назад

      Whuuuut I love Hitman 2016!

  • @Gabriel-nn6pu
    @Gabriel-nn6pu 7 лет назад +100

    I'M FREEEEE!!!!

  • @Glasswalk
    @Glasswalk 7 лет назад +19

    We are the bug community. We have taken her. She is free now.

  • @miscellaneousfollower4148
    @miscellaneousfollower4148 6 лет назад +6

    4:08 "Ee......"

  • @Wiseman108
    @Wiseman108 4 года назад +4

    Absolution was a great game, screw the haters.

  • @kcee8dog1
    @kcee8dog1 7 лет назад +12

    4:07 when i try to do the splits

  • @Gearise
    @Gearise 7 лет назад +3

    That Girl's moves are badass :3

  • @user-nt4lj6jg3n
    @user-nt4lj6jg3n 6 лет назад +1

    Funny kills!!! these pro player kill nice play

  • @usuallyburnttoast8042
    @usuallyburnttoast8042 7 лет назад +8

    0:50 Achievement Get, Kill Bill.
    Will anyone get this reference?

    • @benriley1510
      @benriley1510 7 лет назад

      Usually Burnt Toast Blondie with a sword

  • @sefiam
    @sefiam 8 лет назад +96

    Is that the scream from Rust at 7:00?

  • @ultraspawn4685
    @ultraspawn4685 5 лет назад +1

    Heather McCarthy gets the award for worst actress ever in a dying scene at 2:17-2:21. 😂

  • @deusvultinfidel9184
    @deusvultinfidel9184 7 лет назад +2

    lol frank owens just stood there and took the fire works when a normal person would run away from the sparks and the explosion

  • @SpitfireMkIIFan
    @SpitfireMkIIFan 7 лет назад +2

    First scene: Doctor explodes, nobody around gives a shit.

  • @farhansyed8900
    @farhansyed8900 7 лет назад +2

    The last sequence when they come at her one at a time *face palm*

  • @alexxbb496
    @alexxbb496 8 лет назад +1

    Hahahaha the iron kill was so funny. Excellent video

  • @NeoNikki23
    @NeoNikki23 7 лет назад +1

    GODLIKE DUDE! I JUST FINISHED ABSOLUTION BUT NOT LIKE THAT! STARTING OVER

  • @KawaiiKittyKat79
    @KawaiiKittyKat79 7 лет назад +1

    7:02 That's what you call hot sauce ROFLMFAO

  • @lukeharit6597
    @lukeharit6597 5 лет назад +2

    8:34 when my younger sibling crosses his limits

  • @laurenmunzinger4233
    @laurenmunzinger4233 7 лет назад +4

    8:13 when you wait a ice cream truck runs that guy
    over
    I heard that from a video of game Easter eggs

  • @TheAngrySaxon1
    @TheAngrySaxon1 7 лет назад +6

    So much lens flare, J.J Abrams would be proud!

    • @andrada9506
      @andrada9506 4 года назад

      Less explosions Michael bay would be disappointed

  • @cyberAndroid7570
    @cyberAndroid7570 11 месяцев назад

    the best hitman game ever made

  • @shadowsdie2wice
    @shadowsdie2wice 7 лет назад +5

    wow, don't fuckk with victoria 😂

  • @juliomendieta1270
    @juliomendieta1270 Год назад +1

    6:57 When Tom & Jerry...

  • @kaiokariex7
    @kaiokariex7 5 лет назад +1

    3:18 hearing this against my ear hurt a bit

  • @8BitPasta
    @8BitPasta 7 лет назад +40

    It's amazing how much better this compared to latest hitman

    • @ilprincipe8094
      @ilprincipe8094 7 лет назад +18

      doit86 sarcasm?

    • @anarchy9141
      @anarchy9141 6 лет назад

      Clanker The Gear Punk it good but I never played Hitman: Blood Money but I'm gonna buy the Hitman hd triolgy for Xbox 360

    • @jim4686
      @jim4686 6 лет назад +4

      Tell me you're joking, there's no way you really think this linear "cinematic" mess is a good Hitman game

    • @jakethunderbird8735
      @jakethunderbird8735 6 лет назад +2

      New hitman is alot better. It's just that the new hitman did the episodic released but they had their reasons for it and now the game is a in a huge company fiasco.

    • @Egypt_Mummy
      @Egypt_Mummy 6 лет назад +1

      Hitman 2016 is amazing

  • @psychoGamer123
    @psychoGamer123 5 лет назад

    Best stealth kills I never saw

  • @MoonOffSpringC
    @MoonOffSpringC 8 лет назад +5

    1:48 Wtf. XD

  • @bruhd1014
    @bruhd1014 4 года назад +1

    4:08 do the bruh

  • @ericgeejr.5994
    @ericgeejr.5994 7 лет назад

    Makes me want to get up and play right now 👍

  • @aryankhandelwal15
    @aryankhandelwal15 2 года назад

    Nice play style indeed👌🏻👌🏻

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 6 лет назад

    Dexter: Where is that bald fu-*Murdered by screwdriver*

  • @Devanshkingofkings
    @Devanshkingofkings 7 лет назад

    U know whatever Hitman u pick to play but eventually u turn back to Hitman blood money for the soundtracks

  • @qg786
    @qg786 6 лет назад

    A pro hitman doesn't reload after every shot...

  • @fw.fredsped5120
    @fw.fredsped5120 4 года назад +1

    6:57 that scream is very familiar...

  • @manojvarughese4337
    @manojvarughese4337 8 лет назад +30

    I can't believe that hitman 2016 has poor graphics than this. Looks like too much focus on maps made the character details go lesser in quality than the overall texture which is slightly better than Absolution.

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 8 лет назад

      What?

    • @manojvarughese4337
      @manojvarughese4337 8 лет назад +1

      +Anthony Miller you read it.

    • @firedirt6128
      @firedirt6128 7 лет назад +2

      i never liked the smaller maps in absolution made the game too short for me.

    • @manojvarughese4337
      @manojvarughese4337 7 лет назад +1

      Hit Content Productions there are two things to keep in mind year of release and the engine. Absolution was great but gameplay mechanics sucked

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond 7 лет назад +5

      isn't that very much a contradiction?

  • @NotSnowLvKv
    @NotSnowLvKv 7 лет назад

    You're goin to catch the grond!

  • @yusufemreyavuz8577
    @yusufemreyavuz8577 7 лет назад

    lol that picture though XD just cut my moustache ok no need to cut hair

  • @konstantinavl9436
    @konstantinavl9436 8 лет назад +1

    So good!!!!

  • @slimeyannihilation3541
    @slimeyannihilation3541 6 лет назад

    The barbershop one if jacksepticeye work in a barbershop

  • @martavioustisby4942
    @martavioustisby4942 3 года назад

    Killer

  • @Succcccccccccccc
    @Succcccccccccccc 7 лет назад

    that sauce really was hot

  • @cyberAndroid7570
    @cyberAndroid7570 11 месяцев назад

    Absolution look more like a movie. It's more immersive

  • @firetail006
    @firetail006 6 лет назад

    "OUTSTANDING!" 👏👏👏

  • @rolando90s
    @rolando90s 5 лет назад

    4:25 dexter never give 47 advise

  • @nuggetboy6048
    @nuggetboy6048 6 лет назад +2

    2:40 *Silent Assassination* I truly beg to differ

  • @ffurkyy
    @ffurkyy 3 года назад +2

    1:45 vıyyyyyyyy

  • @GAF1987
    @GAF1987 7 лет назад

    OMG, you killed Dr Steve Blum!!!

  • @leoackey5107
    @leoackey5107 7 лет назад

    brutal killing 😈

  • @BulletRoss
    @BulletRoss 5 лет назад

    Absolution-one love♡

  • @thatdamnneighbor5265
    @thatdamnneighbor5265 8 лет назад +1

    You deserve so many more subs

  • @nismomisaki
    @nismomisaki 6 лет назад

    Well, the sisters, somebody sure they are the pros?

  • @FredoDundadda-
    @FredoDundadda- 7 лет назад +1

    1:56 on drugs

  • @sebastianhommes9502
    @sebastianhommes9502 4 года назад +2

    1:45 When I realize that I have no school 😂🤣

  • @johnpaul4322
    @johnpaul4322 7 лет назад +1

    Unrealistic when i saw guys with ump 45 and the woman shot guy in the stomach i realised they were wearing bulletproof vest unrealistic

  • @kamadotanjiro3689
    @kamadotanjiro3689 9 месяцев назад

    6:58 sound like toms scream

  • @gitakori1683
    @gitakori1683 4 года назад +1

    Did you forgot the assassination of Sanchez ?

  • @tilaquilahell
    @tilaquilahell 3 года назад

    🤯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Nouthwash
    @Nouthwash 4 года назад

    Edward Ashford, like other game have the same name for the character, and same job.

  • @wwrrccc
    @wwrrccc 7 лет назад +6

    Isn't Edward Ashford also a name of a character in Resident Evil: Code Veronica?

  • @grimwukong56
    @grimwukong56 7 лет назад

    he just kills them so easily... he makes it look simple

  • @jamessimpson1335
    @jamessimpson1335 8 лет назад +1

    I have this game!

  • @papp2408
    @papp2408 8 лет назад

    King!

  • @adambauer7441
    @adambauer7441 7 лет назад +20

    It's sad that this game has better kills and shooting than the newest game.

  • @americantemplar6553
    @americantemplar6553 6 лет назад +1

    and then they say
    UUGHH BUT HITMAN ABSOLUTION IS NOT A GOOD GAME UUUGHH then why did it get a 10/10 on every single console?

    • @newkid9807
      @newkid9807 5 лет назад

      It didn’t get 10/10, it is bad. It was too linear and they ruined the disguise system.

  • @zawarchaudry4886
    @zawarchaudry4886 7 лет назад

    dude its animations are far better than 6

  • @PatrickBateman-ct9qj
    @PatrickBateman-ct9qj 8 лет назад

    fug, that was good

  • @freeradical_v
    @freeradical_v 7 лет назад +1

    Even though I didn't really like hitman absolution at that time, now I realize how much better it was then the last hitman in every sense of the word. The last hitman is just some empty, tasteless and incipide prealfa footage of a 6 mission game.

  • @hamdanakif
    @hamdanakif 4 года назад +2

    4:07 when you not gymnast enough for a split

  • @gcmania7463
    @gcmania7463 7 лет назад +1

    The girl at 1:25 😂🤣

  • @blankyjae3316
    @blankyjae3316 4 месяца назад

    damn that’s a lot of lens flare

  • @thesteev4532
    @thesteev4532 7 лет назад +7

    1:44
    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @jamesobrian1643
    @jamesobrian1643 8 лет назад

    I love these videos. I must be sick in the head :P

    • @user-nt4rq5ml4m
      @user-nt4rq5ml4m 7 лет назад +1

      It's ok, it's just video game, killing people and blowing building is fun.

  • @ladinate9091
    @ladinate9091 7 лет назад +3

    Anyone got the rust death sound effect well it's the old one but du fuck

  • @carlosvalverde2928
    @carlosvalverde2928 5 лет назад

    I beat this game 5 times and I only did 4 of all that deaths

  • @TCapButterCup
    @TCapButterCup 4 года назад

    Idk why but for me Hitman absolution graphics are better than the remake

    • @cyberAndroid7570
      @cyberAndroid7570 11 месяцев назад +1

      I think the same thing. Agent 47's look also seems more intimidating

  • @BlackieButt
    @BlackieButt 7 лет назад

    This hot sauce is a big hit.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 6:55

  • @willbouse13
    @willbouse13 7 лет назад

    hahah I poisoned Layla too

  • @arcradire1559
    @arcradire1559 6 лет назад

    Is nobody going to talk about that girl at the end?

  • @ajbthegr8
    @ajbthegr8 7 лет назад +2

    I'M FREEEEE