Sometimes with this woke indoctrination even if you a known comedian you get cancel the city will even come and shot down the event because they don’t want it to get violent 🤞🏼✌🏼a joke is a joke people don’t get it no more ofended for things that doesn’t even make sense like “I identified as a unicorn why you did not referred to me as ms/mr/unicorn” or what ever, woke is stupid minded pp
@@joearnold3594 I'm not taking about accuracy and rounding numbers. Having a bank account with 2 million dollars isn't the same as having 2 accounts with 1 million dollars each. In practice, there might be differences but you would be equally rich.
@@onyxlily2230 Equal means exactly the same, same punishments, same rewards, same treatment right down the middle. We are not equal when ww3 breaks out I a male despite me already serving the country for 10years and have suffered permanent damage to my right shoulder, hip and lower back will have to do it again, not a woman. If a hostage situation takes place in a public setting women and children's safety will be negotiated for first not men. We are naturally considered expendable or easily replaced society demands it.
@@amirul3233 we can share arguments if you like too. Learning from others instead of reinforcing your missconceptiond could also make your days you know?
Comment section looks like mostly people talking about how other people are pissed off. I've yet to see any actual pissed off people. But I've also yet to meet any progressives who actually think men and women are exactly the same so, whatever
@@fourlightsorchestra it is common sense that men and women are not the same and it is silly to suggest that we are equal in every way. Men and women have different traits.
@@sgtigereye this is why I think this joke is stupid. No one is saying men and women are the same in every way. When people are talking about “equality”, they’re talking about rights and social value, not that the strongest female body builder has the capacity for the strength of the strongest male body builder, or that a biological male has the ability to get pregnant.
@@sgtigereye there’s lots of jokes I find funny, and I tend to like my humor pretty dark, but jokes only work because there is a truth we all acknowledge. This is also why humor across language and cultural barriers is so hard to understand. The “truth” of this joke is a misrepresentation. I think that’s why I can’t laugh.
@@kjjunior7918 Better or worse is an opinion. Feeling like you're less than another has little to do with the other party and more to do with yourself. That's typically how it is anyway. Bet you there are men that feel women have it easier. There are men that don't. Humans aren't allowed to have opinions anymore and it's the stupidest shit ever.
@@kjjunior7918 LOL. No, we are not te same/ you are delusional. I have female reproductive organs, men have male reproductive organs. Two sperm cells cannot make a human and neither do two ova. Male breasts cannot feed a lactating baby only female breasts do. Now, if you talk about right, then we are all human beings and have the same rights, but that does not make us equal. No one in this world is exactly equal to another person. That is a fallacy.
@@kjjunior7918 .... that's, incorrect. Hence the point of the comedian's statement. Nobody is equal. Not even two people of the same gender are equal and that makes this even more ridiculous. Equality is something we as humans have made up in the sake of fairness. It's something we will chase forever because reality sucks ass. Take this, for example. Think of someone, anyone, you've known you whole life. Do *edit*:you value them the same way they value you? Equal.....what a joke.
YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE??? InvisibleChains HE PRETTY BRAVE WITH THIS TRASH... SO....WHEN IS HE GONNA BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT BLKS AND WHHHTES AINT EQUAL...LETS BE HONEST...
YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE??? InvisibleChains HE PRETTY BRAVE WITH THIS TRASH... SO....WHEN IS HE GONNA BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT BLKS AND WHHHTES AINT EQUAL...LETS BE HONEST...
You just have to stop being afraid. And it’s only uncomfortable because your parents thought you the truth is bad. Because their parent thought them the same. Because parent are authority and treat you like you are less then them. Most parents are bosses not leaders, because they are sheep themselves.
No it doesn't! 😂 My sister's boyfriend was so bad at moving furniture that we decided he'd be better babysitting my daughter while me and my sister moved his stuff into his new flat, including a washing machine up 4 flights of stairs! He had such a relaxed day compared to us!
@@vmm5163 we are talking about majority, your boyfriend is an exception to the rule lol, Equality goes out the window when it comes to jobs like plumbing, firefighters, army, electricians, infrastructures.… which are 99% held by men
"That little mother fucker was in the crib before I came out here" .....hes 4 he hasn't had a crib in 2 years... "WELL WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THEN?!" ....that's a dog kenale....
It'll happen one day... Today there's a team of researchers at the university of Rotterdam who claims they're working on technology that's able to keep a 12 week old foetus alive OUTSIDE the womb through artificial womb technology. That's today. In a 100 years will artificial womb technology exist to be able to carry a foetus from 0 weeks? It's possible.... And then all you need is a rich trans woman who wants to pay for artificial womb implant... And voilà....
@@owenarnold7611 in the end though that changes nothing. All you've done is mutilated yourself. Like you'll basically be cyborg at that point. Because an artifical womb isn't gonna cut it. I mean Men aren't build to carry children in a womb so when you mutilate yourself to do so anyway, you are bound to run into a million other problems. And in the end the problem is their identity. Any a mentally healthy male or female doesn't care whether they are male or female. So when you hate yourself so much you try to fix it by becoming something you are not as if that would fix your problems. You only break yourself further because now your entire identity revolves around your gender, which isn't even your real gender it's an artifical one because you destoyed your previous one out of self hate.
@@PtylerBeats Um, no? I just turned 18 and this is a temporary job until I find a permanent one. Why did you feel the need to assume things about me? And even if I was poor why would you feel the need to point that out like it was something funny?
for real tho, i just saw yr reply to someone’s shitty comment above me & now i feel kinda bad lmfao like i just wanna clarify that i respect a dignified hustle….there is absolutely nothing to knock about somebody earning an honest wage so long as they’re doing honest work. it’s pretty hard to fuck up a babysitting gig if you keep the kids alive, make sure the house doesn’t burn down or get completely trashed, don’t rob people or pull any sneaky shit & lastly yet most importantly-of course-no balcony smoking…if you got those areas covered that’s basically all parents care about & will be especially happy to come home if the kids are asleep. i give an extra $10 whenever the kids are asleep by the time we get back. & i’ve hired 2 of my friend’s sons to babysit on several occasions with zero complaints. so, keep doing you & working towards the future. that’s a commendable act.
Its true. I know some men who like to say, "we are equal, we just have different roles." One of my college lecturers, a man in his seventies, told us the truth, that we're not equal, and I respected the heck out of him for that. I can count on such a person for the truth and that's refreshing.
@@andyc3012 no because these crazy people keep trying to pretend that there's somehow no difference between the two genders and men can do everything women can do and women can do everything men can do when we can't.
@@yourenotthatguypal99 crazy? We send data through the air. I can live video chat with people in China. See, believe, achieve.. Do you not believe in hope?
@@user-bh8id7of7n part of the mess is because people actually think “equality” is referring to identical physical characteristics, and not legal rights and social value.
I’m a dude, and I babysat when I was a kid. For my sister and for my parents friends kids. And not just watching them for their parents, like, I got paid. It’s not normally depicted in media as a job for boys, but it’s not like boys can’t do it. I mean, I did.
This just made me remember when i was at work and my boss said if female employee gets pregnant they get bonus pay and a leave of four months. Light bulb on my head i was planning to get pregnant then remembered AM A DUDE :D
This is actually VERY accurate. One time, I was supposed to look after my cousins while my Aunty went out for the night. I went to have a smoke out the back and when I came back inside they were ALL GONE. All their doors were open and it looked like there was a struggle because their sheets on their beds were all messed up. I freaked out and almost called the police but my “girlfriend” at the time quickly messaged me saying “took the kids out to McDonald’s. Be back soon.” I thought my cousins were abducted but then I came to realise that I’m just a terrible babysitter lmao
What kind of psycho doesn't tell another person where they're going before they leave the house? That's like the first thing I do before I even put my shoes on.
Yeah, your story kind of invalidates itself to suggest men are bad babysitters when it was your girlfriend who took the kids without saying a word...😭 Like who does that.
This is so true, there are so many women who want to be like men but they don't understand that their differences are what makes them the amazing creation they r.
Equal does NOT mean "The same". In this context it means: 'the same in importance and deserving the same treatment' .... Accuracy & context is everything!
You would still have to discuss if men and women were of the same importance and deserving of the same treatment in different situations. That answer would still be no, because, for example: when it comes to child birth, women are more important than men. So the arguement still falls apart under closer examination. Even in general, men and women aren't equal. Why do you think we say "save the women and children first?" That definitely is a difference in what type of treatment we deserve. Maybe if the definition we used for "equal" was "having adequate powers, ability, or means," then I could see an arguement for that being true. Maybe, but again, closer examination is required.
@BloodyPFX but...if you look at the word equal in the dictionary, the first definition literally reads: "as great as; the same as ( often followed by to or with). What dictionary are you using?
@@natea.6499 women couldn t get pregnant without men, and women are then allowed to go off first, ok honestly I think it s a bit stupid, though just because they get treated differently doesn t mean it s fair or something depending
Name 1 feminist advocating to implement the draft for women, to equal representation in trash collection, oil rig working, equal payment child support and custody after divorce. Can you explain please?
When my son was 2, my brother asked to have him stay overnight at his place. The first question I asked was "Is your girlfriend staying too?" When he said yes, I allowed it. Had he said no, wasn't happening. She got up at 4am to get ready for work, out the door by 5. He returned my son by 5:30am.
@@yanekmiller2531 I don't sleep well so I was awake. I thought it was hilarious. Now my little guy is 5 and never spent another night with his uncle buddy.
@@francescofranchino7097 i take it your brother doesnt have any kids of his own still lol, the baring responsibility is to much for some untill they have their own lol
@@yanekmiller2531 not a one. He is dating a woman with a kid but she splits custody so he isn't even doing full time step dad duty. My son is older now and only speaks in sign language. That's part of it. I speak it, my brother doesn't.
People need to play to their strengths, not pretend that we're all the same and equal. End of story. By ignoring what you actually have to offer, you miss out on opportunities of life.
@@Jono_93 dont be stupid. You base your reality on illusion. The concept of equality is not limited to such ignorant perspective. Being equal is much more than simply being the same.
Amen. Listen, I am old. 64. A mom. A grandmother. Was a wife of 30 yrs. A retired nurse, RN. I don’t want to be a man. At all. I love being a woman. I am good at it. Not my first rodeo. I love men too. I love the attention of a man. I like a man to be manly. Open my door. Lead me. Put his hand on the small of my back. Little things. I know when to be strong. I am independent. But love for a man to help me. Don’t get me wrong, I can drive the ship. I can do most things on my own. But… I like a man to step up. It is sexy. But I know I am not like most women. I am good w that. But I agree. We r different.
No, you're not different, youre instead natural and acting as nature dictates. Those feminines that want to prove masculinity are the ones that are quite unnatural. They are antithesis of nature, and abnormalities that evolution usually deletes from history.
@AliceLycoris what is wasting for time in the context of your sentence...or maybe when you edited you still left a mistake it happens to the best of us even feminist 🙂
Being equal and having equal rights is different we all support equal rights but I don’t want to be equal to a women thats just terrible women always come first and should be treated with respect.
I'm a girl but I'm kinda look boyish i mean if you saw a what appeares to be a 12 year old boy with pink shimmery acrylic nails its actually a 19 y old short girl heading for some ice cream i like being a girl and I would like it more if I didn't live in middle east I never even thought about changing my gender because I look slightly masculine
@@joshsowavy1835 Men can make kids.....however, they can't birth kids. Something Woman can do that Men can't. I clarified that in my original statement. I'm I missing something here?
@@martinjugolin2087 I would say go and hire a guy babysitter for your kids at the same time I can't say it cuz it sounds so wrong even if it's not my kids, I can't put someone else's kids in potential danger even in a simple comment to a teenager
@@anneboleyn3491 What are you talking about? There is a reason why sports are gender seperated like male fighting and women mma. By your logic women should be allowed to compete with men. If you are stuck in a fire, or your life is in danger I can guarantee you, you will need a big strong physically capable firefighter / police to come and save you. You wish a man came to rescue you, not a petite woman. When women got the right to be firefighters, join the army, become cops they had to lower the standards of the performance test so it fits both genders. For example you don't have to be nearly as fast at climbing ladders, you don't need the same level of physical strength because the fitness standards was adjusted to fit both genders. This is ridiculous.
@skaiu My point is the standards had to be decreased, the fitness standards so women can also pass the test. Before when only men searched the jobs the standards were higher. I never said it is all about strength, you do tests like how fast you can climb up an apartment. You have to complete it in a certain time. Men dominated women on average in those tests. Women could not keep up.
You do realize that "equal" just means equal in value, right? As in, you are just as valuable as a man and just as worthy of respect? Of course men and women are different. 🤦♀️ Duh. Equal does not mean identical. And of course the dudes here who can't understand that there are two meanings to the word equal also don't understand the difference between the two meanings of respect. One being "giving someone a high place of honor" and the other simply being "treating another human being with decency." Nobody is saying you "deserve" the first form of respect just by existing...
Only a woman with faith in Almighty God, Allah is strong. She is strong bcos she know the rules and laws tt Allah has sets down for her. She knows her right in islam perspective. She never ask to be equal but she know tt Islamic law give her all the right tt she needs. Eg when a muslim woman marry to her husband she never allowed to change her name. When she is rich woman she keeps her wealth to herself. Eventhough she is rich the husband is obligated to still finance her according to his ability and affordability.
When people speak about equality, we're talking the value of the individual. Not meaning the equal or the same as in attributes or capabilities. But in worth.
@@tanyajackson622except look at family court and how much they favor women, even when that mother is not good for the child. On paper sure it’s equal rights but in practice there are circumstances where it’s not.
@@sierra-bts-army1767 I like being feminine, being treated like a lady all I want is equal pay for equal job/career.....I am the neck...he is the head & both are equally as important but different body parts🤷🏾♀️
@@zineguri8515 Google says " equal means the state of being the same when it comes to status,rights and opportunities." sorry. But Google does not lie!
Yep. This clip specifically focuses on "deficiencies" men have compared to women. Which is fair, but he only did that because talking about things women can't do compared to men would at worst get him cancelled and at best no one would laugh. Its pretty brilliant.
@@lamargordon6017 It’s not brilliant. It’s just the typical ‘compensating’ that guys do because they aren’t ballsy enough to say it how it really is without softening it and kissing feminists asses again.
The babysitter part was hilarious! Although technically equal can mean 'being the same in value', so things don't have to be the same to be of the same value.
Value is the word I've been using lately, too. Partnerships are usually partnerships, because one partner is bringing a "different" VALUE to the table than the other partner, and together they are stronger and better for it.
@@Catlily5 If we stuck on what is the subject of the video and the comments, we should've understood the comment. Ronda Rousey once challenged Floyd Mayweather, got whooped by Holly Holm. Claressa Shields said she can beat Keith Thurman. She also said she wants to fight Gennady Golovkin, a boxer with 88% KO rate against men. Lucia Rijker, probably one of the best if not the best female fighter ever. 17 win and no losses in boxing. 35 wins and one draw in kickboxing. Fought an unknown man, borderline pro-amateur kickboxer. Got mauled. Men and women not the same, especially in physical tools. Challenging a man in a physical activity and being cheered on is borderline stupidity.
@@Somm_RJ Depends who they challenge I guess. If she challenges a man half her weight is she dumb? Anyone who challenges someone who is likely to do them serious harm is being dumb. Male or female.
The secondary definition of equal is “the same in importance and deserving the same treatment.” It is not the primary definition but people need to realize words have different uses and multiple definitions.
@@michael13419 I like comedians who are funny and insightful. If you say something patently untrue or controversial you have a bigger responsibility to make it funny or insightful. This gentleman doesn’t pass the bar. Otherwise your just a shock comic which is bullshit. He was not being clever feigning an uncredible ignorance of the definition of equal.
@@electriceyeswatching4415 i love a non-woke joke if its funny. This is bullshit. I'll stick with Bill Burr, who actually makes me laugh rather than like this trying to get laughs from the shock of being a misogynist. Shock comedy is the lowest denominator.
@@stevenarvizu3602 Some people want free speech when it comes to being extremely rude and hateful towards others (for example, those who hate the LGBTQ community) yet don't want those they hate to be allowed to talk about their own opinions/be hateful back. By the way, this happens across all ranges of opinions and backgrounds. I'm not saying any specific people do this, that was just an example.
@@lepperkin I did read your full comment about how this is just an example, and I respect that, but I will say there are a lot more legal repercussions and job endangerment for people who simply disagree with the LGBT ideology. People won’t get fired for claiming they’re LGBTQ, but people will and have been fired for not going along with it, even if it’s simply by refusing to call them by their pronouns, and that is wrong.
"my favorite thing about a woman is she's not a dude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@InvisibleChains chill out
Funny and truthful as 5hit
I love women who aren't dudes too
✊🏾💯
He preached it!
*"If you're going to tell people the truth,"*
*"be funny or they'll kill you."*
- Billy Wilder
Sometimes with this woke indoctrination even if you a known comedian you get cancel the city will even come and shot down the event because they don’t want it to get violent 🤞🏼✌🏼a joke is a joke people don’t get it no more ofended for things that doesn’t even make sense like “I identified as a unicorn why you did not referred to me as ms/mr/unicorn” or what ever, woke is stupid minded pp
Damn that’s a great quote! So true. You can get away with saying anything even in real life if you make it funny.
This is so true
Wow Incredible quote 👏
lol that’s an Oscar Wilde quote 😅
"We're living in a time where comedians speak the truth and politicians do comedy "
~Someone on the internet
Facts
true, sadly
I mean comedy always orginated from roots of truth
Legendary quote
Damn I will use that one
"The only thing equal to all humans is death"
A nameless Monster
Man of culture I see...
Johan liebert
"Not because you are Sexist, but because you are not Dumb" 🤣🤣
The actual punchline
Sexist *
@@Ghost____Rider thanks
@JustinReactsTV I was just correcting a typo because he originally wrote 'Sexiest'. I agree with your point
@@yasirmehmood3064 no worries brother
"Quit pretending we're the same"
Truth.
You are right about not being "the same" but he is wrong about the word "equal". It doesn't mean "the same". It means "worth the same".
@Onyx Lily equal means exactly the same. 1=1. 1 does NOT equal 1.00000001. Blue is not equal to teal or red or yellow
@@joearnold3594 I'm not taking about accuracy and rounding numbers. Having a bank account with 2 million dollars isn't the same as having 2 accounts with 1 million dollars each. In practice, there might be differences but you would be equally rich.
@@onyxlily2230 Equal means exactly the same, same punishments, same rewards, same treatment right down the middle. We are not equal when ww3 breaks out I a male despite me already serving the country for 10years and have suffered permanent damage to my right shoulder, hip and lower back will have to do it again, not a woman. If a hostage situation takes place in a public setting women and children's safety will be negotiated for first not men. We are naturally considered expendable or easily replaced society demands it.
It is said that the English language is the most difficult of them all...🎯💯
My favorite part:
"Sorry if it hurts your little stupid ears..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The baby came out to smoke"😂💀
"Why was the baby on the balcony"
"He was crying so i thought he needed some fresh air"
"NOT IN THAT WAY"
🤣🤣🤣
@@hollunk6969 there's no sexual way you could take "fresh air"
"Do you want me and the baby to smoke a joint inside your house"?
@@LogShaw1587 you literally are the only one who took this sexual, go ahead and delete that comment buddy
He's telling the truth.
He is right, we are not the same physically or mentally
Fr
"Why was the baby on the balcony?"
"It looked like he wanted to go outside."
🤣😂😂🤣🤣
“I was taking him for a walk 😊”
He wanted to experience flying
True
“Idk, I came out to smoke, and.. 🤷🏻♂️” 🤣
Shit happens
I'm positive this was an MJ reference.
@@itsimnova
Eric Clapton reference
@@John.T. Do you have a link?
I was thinking this when we said it
ruclips.net/video/9ElddgJCgyg/видео.html
Been there
"I dOnT KnAw i caMe oUt to smoKe"
killed me💀
This one got me lmao
Dumb guy voice always kills
Love how you made out the pronunciations in the text 😂😂
At least he didn't smoke around the baby
@@Silvermoon1100
Bro chose facts as his first language.
Sounds like an idiot to a few smart people today. In 50 years he will sound like and idiot to everybody.
@@robertolivavidal5898 so you're implying that you're one of the "a few smart people today"?
@@amirul3233 seems I'm smarter than most people commenting here, yes. And that makes me sad actually.
@@robertolivavidal5898 lmaoo thanks you just made my day 🤣
@@amirul3233 we can share arguments if you like too. Learning from others instead of reinforcing your missconceptiond could also make your days you know?
I am a woman and I approve this message. 😂
It's weird that just telling the basic truth is enough to get a laugh from an audience, and piss off a comment section.
That’s the new age for you.
It’s because the stupid world has came up with a new truth
I started saying comments like this on RUclips and got shadowbanned. Be careful LOL
Comment section looks like mostly people talking about how other people are pissed off. I've yet to see any actual pissed off people. But I've also yet to meet any progressives who actually think men and women are exactly the same so, whatever
What comments..? I swear there’s far more “Anti-SJW SJWs” than SJWs these days. But you guys are even more annoying than they are.
“I am sorry if that hurt your stupid little ears” I love it
This gave me peak Dylan Moran vibes. It's just missing the Irish accent.
Fuck your feelings energy is the best
my 4 year old cracked up
"we are equal in value but different in capabilities"
wise student Zander
Me too... Just love it
"Not because you're sexist, but because you're not dumb". This made me laugh hard. Truth right there.
Not exactly for that example, at least from some of the stories I've heard about teenage girls babysitting
@@kurtsudheim825No shit sherlock obv not all people are the same.
there are men who save lives but some are murderers.
same for women.
My g went on to roast us both 😭
When common sense is refreshing, society is failing.
Is it common sense to conflate the concept of equal rights with identical physical characteristics? Because, that is the punchline.
@@fourlightsorchestra it is common sense that men and women are not the same and it is silly to suggest that we are equal in every way. Men and women have different traits.
@@sgtigereye this is why I think this joke is stupid. No one is saying men and women are the same in every way.
When people are talking about “equality”, they’re talking about rights and social value, not that the strongest female body builder has the capacity for the strength of the strongest male body builder, or that a biological male has the ability to get pregnant.
@@fourlightsorchestra I think you just need to learn how to take a joke
@@sgtigereye there’s lots of jokes I find funny, and I tend to like my humor pretty dark, but jokes only work because there is a truth we all acknowledge. This is also why humor across language and cultural barriers is so hard to understand.
The “truth” of this joke is a misrepresentation. I think that’s why I can’t laugh.
“Why was the baby on the balcony”
“Idk I came out to smoke” 💀🤣
LMFAOO
baconly*
💀
@@rojay_extreme3098 Bacloyn*
That's exactly what would be said, and what would happen
“Your little stupid ears…”
Outstanding
@@kjjunior7918 Better or worse is an opinion. Feeling like you're less than another has little to do with the other party and more to do with yourself. That's typically how it is anyway. Bet you there are men that feel women have it easier. There are men that don't. Humans aren't allowed to have opinions anymore and it's the stupidest shit ever.
@@kjjunior7918 LOL. No, we are not te same/ you are delusional. I have female reproductive organs, men have male reproductive organs. Two sperm cells cannot make a human and neither do two ova. Male breasts cannot feed a lactating baby only female breasts do. Now, if you talk about right, then we are all human beings and have the same rights, but that does not make us equal. No one in this world is exactly equal to another person. That is a fallacy.
@@kjjunior7918 .... that's, incorrect. Hence the point of the comedian's statement. Nobody is equal. Not even two people of the same gender are equal and that makes this even more ridiculous. Equality is something we as humans have made up in the sake of fairness. It's something we will chase forever because reality sucks ass.
Take this, for example. Think of someone, anyone, you've known you whole life. Do *edit*:you value them the same way they value you? Equal.....what a joke.
Hey , wait a second ...🤔
@@kjjunior7918 simp
"Why is the baby on the balcony?" " I don't know it came to smoke "😆😆😆😆🙂😂
Dude ended equality with one babysitter joke 🤣🤣
tbf no one pics a male baby sitter because there's a good chance he's a pedo
“Why was the baby on the balcony”
“There was a baby?”
😂
“There’s a balcony?”
😂😂🤣🤣
the most underrated comment ever
well done my guy 🤣
🤣
That one person who did get a male babysitter: "We need to go home right now!!!"
🤣
😁
😂😂😂
😄😄😄😄😄😄
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Honey, my favourite thing about you is that you're not a dude"
Favorite part
"BuT i ThOuGht YoU wAntEd EqUaLiTy🥺"
-Adam from hazbin hotel 😂😂😂
“My favorite thing about a woman is she’s not a dude” 😂
And the lack of a penis. Hate when I find one on a woman
Can't be too sure about that nowadays.
@@GhettoJohnWick why?
@@GhettoJohnWick it's literally not that hard to tell...
@@Nasty_J mostly. Sometimes it can be a little difficult. Most of the time it's just hilarious, though.
In these times, the only way to tell the uncomfortable truth without fear of any repercussions is through humor
Ooooh but they are trying to cancel that too…just look at Dave Chappell 😞
YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE???
InvisibleChains
HE PRETTY BRAVE WITH THIS TRASH...
SO....WHEN IS HE GONNA BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT BLKS AND WHHHTES AINT EQUAL...LETS BE HONEST...
@@KDu400
DAVE CHAPPELLE ESSENTIALLY JUST MONITIZED HIS RCE CARD...
YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE???
InvisibleChains
HE PRETTY BRAVE WITH THIS TRASH...
SO....WHEN IS HE GONNA BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT BLKS AND WHHHTES AINT EQUAL...LETS BE HONEST...
You just have to stop being afraid. And it’s only uncomfortable because your parents thought you the truth is bad. Because their parent thought them the same. Because parent are authority and treat you like you are less then them. Most parents are bosses not leaders, because they are sheep themselves.
Who is going to tell this guy that equal and same are not the same 🤣
the word equal means same in every single aspect that what equal means
Same mean that two or more things are exactly alike. Equal means that two or more things are functionally equivalent but they are not exactly alike
what you are describing is called congruent not equal @@chrisnako7
@@chrisnako7yea 4 quarters equals one dollar but they aren’t the same
@@chrisnako7but men and women are not the same or equal😂 not appearance wise or the functionality wise 😅
First time heard this I adore this dude. Its so nice to hear 🤣🤣
Equality goes out the window when that refrigerator needs to go up 3 flights of stairs....
Facts!
No it doesn't! 😂 My sister's boyfriend was so bad at moving furniture that we decided he'd be better babysitting my daughter while me and my sister moved his stuff into his new flat, including a washing machine up 4 flights of stairs! He had such a relaxed day compared to us!
Yeah well, I hire movers for tasks like that and I have 2 dudes that do a great job everytime.
@@mimim.5989 Yup, & the movers will be dudes.
@@vmm5163 we are talking about majority, your boyfriend is an exception to the rule lol, Equality goes out the window when it comes to jobs like plumbing, firefighters, army, electricians, infrastructures.… which are 99% held by men
“Why’s the baby on the balcony?!”
“Uh-to smoke”💀😂
"That little mother fucker was in the crib before I came out here"
.....hes 4 he hasn't had a crib in 2 years...
"WELL WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THEN?!"
....that's a dog kenale....
not really how the joke went but yeah
@@therealdio314 Lol actually this version's little funnier
@@jabinsavosik6448 Lol I concur.
This part kills me too 🤣🤣🤣😂 baby on the balcony 😂🤣😂😂
“ why was the baby on the balcony”
“ well, I came out to smoke, and I looked away for two seconds, and he teleported”
Was the baby by chance wearing yellow?
“I can have a baby too if they’d let me” lol
This bit is golden.
The fact there are people out in the world today that say they can hits me right in the soul.
What’s crazy is people truly believe that shit
It'll happen one day...
Today there's a team of researchers at the university of Rotterdam who claims they're working on technology that's able to keep a 12 week old foetus alive OUTSIDE the womb through artificial womb technology. That's today.
In a 100 years will artificial womb technology exist to be able to carry a foetus from 0 weeks? It's possible....
And then all you need is a rich trans woman who wants to pay for artificial womb implant...
And voilà....
@@owenarnold7611 in the end though that changes nothing.
All you've done is mutilated yourself. Like you'll basically be cyborg at that point.
Because an artifical womb isn't gonna cut it.
I mean Men aren't build to carry children in a womb so when you mutilate yourself to do so anyway, you are bound to run into a million other problems. And in the end the problem is their identity. Any a mentally healthy male or female doesn't care whether they are male or female. So when you hate yourself so much you try to fix it by becoming something you are not as if that would fix your problems. You only break yourself further because now your entire identity revolves around your gender, which isn't even your real gender it's an artifical one because you destoyed your previous one out of self hate.
@@owenarnold7611 all of that mental gymnastics to be something you never gonna be, is truly Preposterous.
As a male babysitter, I find this funny as fuck😂
You poor poor man.
I mean, literally. You must be poor
@@PtylerBeats Um, no? I just turned 18 and this is a temporary job until I find a permanent one. Why did you feel the need to assume things about me? And even if I was poor why would you feel the need to point that out like it was something funny?
@@nathanieldiaz5254 He deleted the comment, ashamed of his own idiocy, lmfao-- Unless it's visible but only you can see it.
we know you’re just hoarding all that babysitting cash to pay for yr balcony smoke sessions…you sly devil
for real tho, i just saw yr reply to someone’s shitty comment above me & now i feel kinda bad lmfao like i just wanna clarify that i respect a dignified hustle….there is absolutely nothing to knock about somebody earning an honest wage so long as they’re doing honest work. it’s pretty hard to fuck up a babysitting gig if you keep the kids alive, make sure the house doesn’t burn down or get completely trashed, don’t rob people or pull any sneaky shit & lastly yet most importantly-of course-no balcony smoking…if you got those areas covered that’s basically all parents care about & will be especially happy to come home if the kids are asleep. i give an extra $10 whenever the kids are asleep by the time we get back. & i’ve hired 2 of my friend’s sons to babysit on several occasions with zero complaints. so, keep doing you & working towards the future. that’s a commendable act.
Its true. I know some men who like to say, "we are equal, we just have different roles." One of my college lecturers, a man in his seventies, told us the truth, that we're not equal, and I respected the heck out of him for that. I can count on such a person for the truth and that's refreshing.
when he said “I can’t”, he looked like Benedict Cumberbatch
“Your little stupid ears.” 🤣🤣 exactly!!
That’s my favorite part. Lmao 🤣
He had me right there😂
"Sorry if that hurts your stupid little ears" 🤣🤣🤣
I think we have a problem with our definition of “equal” / “equality”. Equal does not necessarily mean the same, but rather equal access.
Exactly. This dope doesn't understand equal does not equal same.
Equal rights means the same rights.
It’s a comedy bit
Your sense is less
I think so too...we have to pass through that first
He’s not telling jokes his spitin facts🗣️🗿
"Idk man me and the baby came out to smoke"
@Scrub Chronicles bro…
…goo gah
@Scrub Chronicles "she even tells me that she should've swallowed me instead" lol jp
😂
@@_notofthisearth 😂
🤣
One of the most refreshing bits to hear in these trying times
Really tho 😂
Want an egg? 🥚
Why? Because he shit on dude?
Stats show that dudes are better caretakers too.
@@andyc3012 no because these crazy people keep trying to pretend that there's somehow no difference between the two genders and men can do everything women can do and women can do everything men can do when we can't.
@@yourenotthatguypal99 crazy? We send data through the air. I can live video chat with people in China.
See, believe, achieve..
Do you not believe in hope?
“The baby would fall of the f balcony”
🧙♀️🧙♀️🧙♀️😆😆😂
We need this guy to speak at a congressional hearing
It would be falling on deaf dumb ears why do you think our country got in this mess in the first place.
Even the black Supreme Court Justice who was hired only because she's a woman doesn't know what a woman is by her admission. Pathetic.
@@user-bh8id7of7n because of group think and ecochambers. We need our voices to combat it
@@user-bh8id7of7n part of the mess is because people actually think “equality” is referring to identical physical characteristics, and not legal rights and social value.
@@fourlightsorchestra yeah you are completely right.
My wife and I laughed several times just during this little clip.
"It doesn't mean you're sexist! It means you're not dumb!" 😆😆
The cherry on top was uhh idk I came out to smoke because that could very well be me
Stats show, men are better caretakers too..
@@andyc3012 on the high end, on the low end they don’t care about children at all.
I’m a dude, and I babysat when I was a kid. For my sister and for my parents friends kids. And not just watching them for their parents, like, I got paid.
It’s not normally depicted in media as a job for boys, but it’s not like boys can’t do it. I mean, I did.
@@kr31gn19 what do you mean by the low end? I'm not trying to argue, I'm just kinda slow and don't understand.
This just made me remember when i was at work and my boss said if female employee gets pregnant they get bonus pay and a leave of four months. Light bulb on my head i was planning to get pregnant then remembered AM A DUDE :D
I wish they gave us period leaves to because the cramps and body aches are no joke 🤧
There will be no relationship if we were the same.
Finally someone with common sense
"(Quoting the whole video)" 🤣
i knew i wasn't the only one-😌
"(What that dude said)" 🤣
(My opinion) 😭
@@takoyakilover8713 you’ve given a template for an actual good comment lol. you basically said
(source) 😂
(assertion) 😭
You did it, you broke youtube shorts comments down to its bare essentials
@@thomasford5893 💯
This is actually VERY accurate. One time, I was supposed to look after my cousins while my Aunty went out for the night. I went to have a smoke out the back and when I came back inside they were ALL GONE. All their doors were open and it looked like there was a struggle because their sheets on their beds were all messed up. I freaked out and almost called the police but my “girlfriend” at the time quickly messaged me saying “took the kids out to McDonald’s. Be back soon.” I thought my cousins were abducted but then I came to realise that I’m just a terrible babysitter lmao
She was supposed to inform you before taking the kids tho
@@purebreedarmy6603 that’s exactly what I said to her at the time, but she didn’t think so which is why that relationship didn’t work out haha
What kind of psycho doesn't tell another person where they're going before they leave the house? That's like the first thing I do before I even put my shoes on.
@@ImmortalAbsenon good! she's arrogant, entitled and you save yourself a whole lot of problems
Yeah, your story kind of invalidates itself to suggest men are bad babysitters when it was your girlfriend who took the kids without saying a word...😭 Like who does that.
This is so true, there are so many women who want to be like men but they don't understand that their differences are what makes them the amazing creation they r.
Bro that ladys laugh at the end is contagious
Equal does NOT mean "The same". In this context it means: 'the same in importance and deserving the same treatment' .... Accuracy & context is everything!
You would still have to discuss if men and women were of the same importance and deserving of the same treatment in different situations. That answer would still be no, because, for example: when it comes to child birth, women are more important than men. So the arguement still falls apart under closer examination. Even in general, men and women aren't equal. Why do you think we say "save the women and children first?" That definitely is a difference in what type of treatment we deserve. Maybe if the definition we used for "equal" was "having adequate powers, ability, or means," then I could see an arguement for that being true. Maybe, but again, closer examination is required.
@BloodyPFX but...if you look at the word equal in the dictionary, the first definition literally reads: "as great as; the same as ( often followed by to or with). What dictionary are you using?
@@natea.6499 women couldn t get pregnant without men, and women are then allowed to go off first, ok honestly I think it s a bit stupid, though just because they get treated differently doesn t mean it s fair or something depending
Except feminists didn't want the same treatment, just the same importance.
Name 1 feminist advocating to implement the draft for women, to equal representation in trash collection, oil rig working, equal payment child support and custody after divorce. Can you explain please?
“Why was the baby on the balcony”
“I told him to wait while I smoke but he decided to join, it didn’t end well”
I immediately thought of Michael Jackson holding his baby over balcony when he said that 🤣🤣
LMAO
Leaving little one with dad and you will get the weirdest thing.
😂
this guy is going places
Every line of speech is short, concise and perfect. And very, very funny!
Lmao 😂 I was done at "I'm sorry if that hurts your stupid little ears."
That was funny af, love when people are blunt like that😂
@@colekter5940 Do you have nothing better to do with your time?
@@caramelbarby9762 do you?
@@gomba5930 do you?
@@darknight3338 do you?
When my son was 2, my brother asked to have him stay overnight at his place. The first question I asked was "Is your girlfriend staying too?" When he said yes, I allowed it. Had he said no, wasn't happening. She got up at 4am to get ready for work, out the door by 5. He returned my son by 5:30am.
😂
That's fucking hilarious, mildly infuriating for you but hilarious
@@yanekmiller2531 I don't sleep well so I was awake. I thought it was hilarious. Now my little guy is 5 and never spent another night with his uncle buddy.
@@francescofranchino7097 i take it your brother doesnt have any kids of his own still lol, the baring responsibility is to much for some untill they have their own lol
@@yanekmiller2531 not a one. He is dating a woman with a kid but she splits custody so he isn't even doing full time step dad duty. My son is older now and only speaks in sign language. That's part of it. I speak it, my brother doesn't.
He should run for president
His first move would be to repel the 19th
Hes spitting FAX🗿
People need to play to their strengths, not pretend that we're all the same and equal. End of story. By ignoring what you actually have to offer, you miss out on opportunities of life.
We are equal
@@JackThePsychoManiac equal in what sense?
@@JackThePsychoManiac No, we aren't.
@@JackThePsychoManiac Reality disagrees with you.
@@Jono_93 dont be stupid.
You base your reality on illusion.
The concept of equality is not limited to such ignorant perspective.
Being equal is much more than simply being the same.
Love that…” I’m sorry if it hurts your stupid little ears “ lol 😂
A pastor once asked the congregation "are your teeth equal" I laughed so hard until this day🤣
Amen. Listen, I am old. 64. A mom. A grandmother. Was a wife of 30 yrs. A retired nurse, RN. I don’t want to be a man. At all. I love being a woman. I am good at it. Not my first rodeo. I love men too. I love the attention of a man. I like a man to be manly. Open my door. Lead me. Put his hand on the small of my back. Little things. I know when to be strong. I am independent. But love for a man to help me. Don’t get me wrong, I can drive the ship. I can do most things on my own. But… I like a man to step up. It is sexy. But I know I am not like most women. I am good w that. But I agree. We r different.
God bless you ma'am you are a rare breed....a real woman
No, you're not different, youre instead natural and acting as nature dictates.
Those feminines that want to prove masculinity are the ones that are quite unnatural. They are antithesis of nature, and abnormalities that evolution usually deletes from history.
@AliceLycoris feminist hater lol ...can spot em a mile away with their mile long responses and attitude driven remarks lol 😂
@AliceLycoris let the feminism fly lol...I'll wait
@AliceLycoris what is wasting for time in the context of your sentence...or maybe when you edited you still left a mistake it happens to the best of us even feminist 🙂
"Hurts your little Stupid Ears"
Lmao I'm using that
Thank you for saying the OBVIOUS!! I LOVE THE DIFFERENCES!
Bro looked so much like home lander I half expected him to say “I’m stronger I’m smarter I’m better…I’m better!”
"You got a man who's a nanny, a Manny"
~Sir Joey
Chandler said it
Only real know
it's Ross
Lmao 🤣
That's Chandler
As a woman, I say, what we need is balance. I LOVe being a woman and all my femininity that comes with it. I don’t want to be the same as a dude.
Being equal and having equal rights is different we all support equal rights but I don’t want to be equal to a women thats just terrible women always come first and should be treated with respect.
Balance in what?
But you kept quiet when they were marching
@@kaya_in_North_Carolina in the balance of life? Idk 🤷
I'm a girl but I'm kinda look boyish i mean if you saw a what appeares to be a 12 year old boy with pink shimmery acrylic nails its actually a 19 y old short girl heading for some ice cream i like being a girl and I would like it more if I didn't live in middle east I never even thought about changing my gender because I look slightly masculine
Facts!!! I love everything about this
I have so many Dylan Moran vibes!! NIIIICE! One of my favorites! Keep it coming!
Bottom line: Men can do things that Woman can't. Women can do things that Men can't -- period! We were designed that way.
Where supposed to fit together and compliment each others differences, not war for something that we're not.
@@StArMy78_ Agreed
Basically we’re a puzzle piece, different from each other, but work the best when together
Alright mr bottom line 😂let’s see a man make a kid
@@joshsowavy1835 Men can make kids.....however, they can't birth kids.
Something Woman can do that Men can't.
I clarified that in my original statement.
I'm I missing something here?
Cause you're not DUMB... His tone funny af 😂😂
Its pretty dumb, just cause the babysitter is a guy that doesnt mean he won't be good at it.
@@martinjugolin2087 yeah, you go hire a guy babysitter then 🤣
@@martinjugolin2087 your taking it too seriously go to bed
@@martinjugolin2087 males mature later in life so actually it would make sense
I mean bro , look at the boys group chat 💀
@@martinjugolin2087 I would say go and hire a guy babysitter for your kids at the same time I can't say it cuz it sounds so wrong even if it's not my kids, I can't put someone else's kids in potential danger even in a simple comment to a teenager
Exactly, we're not the same, yet we all deserve the same fundamental rights.
U think everyone should be a president
No, treating us equally when we aren't biologically will lead to injustice. We should not be treated equally in front of the law.
@@reezis1619 yes i agree with that
@@anneboleyn3491 What are you talking about? There is a reason why sports are gender seperated like male fighting and women mma. By your logic women should be allowed to compete with men. If you are stuck in a fire, or your life is in danger I can guarantee you, you will need a big strong physically capable firefighter / police to come and save you. You wish a man came to rescue you, not a petite woman. When women got the right to be firefighters, join the army, become cops they had to lower the standards of the performance test so it fits both genders. For example you don't have to be nearly as fast at climbing ladders, you don't need the same level of physical strength because the fitness standards was adjusted to fit both genders. This is ridiculous.
@skaiu My point is the standards had to be decreased, the fitness standards so women can also pass the test. Before when only men searched the jobs the standards were higher. I never said it is all about strength, you do tests like how fast you can climb up an apartment. You have to complete it in a certain time. Men dominated women on average in those tests. Women could not keep up.
The only clip worthy to be shared worldwide.
I like being a strong woman, and I never wanted to be equal with a man, I just want respect and that's enough
Most men don't get respect. We all have to earn it one way or another.
You don't get what you want you get what you deserve
You do realize that "equal" just means equal in value, right? As in, you are just as valuable as a man and just as worthy of respect?
Of course men and women are different. 🤦♀️ Duh. Equal does not mean identical.
And of course the dudes here who can't understand that there are two meanings to the word equal also don't understand the difference between the two meanings of respect. One being "giving someone a high place of honor" and the other simply being "treating another human being with decency." Nobody is saying you "deserve" the first form of respect just by existing...
Simple. Pick a better man
Only a woman with faith in Almighty God, Allah is strong. She is strong bcos she know the rules and laws tt Allah has sets down for her. She knows her right in islam perspective. She never ask to be equal but she know tt Islamic law give her all the right tt she needs. Eg when a muslim woman marry to her husband she never allowed to change her name. When she is rich woman she keeps her wealth to herself. Eventhough she is rich the husband is obligated to still finance her according to his ability and affordability.
When people speak about equality, we're talking the value of the individual. Not meaning the equal or the same as in attributes or capabilities. But in worth.
I blame religiosity for this.
This was BEAUTIFULLY DONE 😂 hilarious & true
We aren’t equal,we have EQUAL RIGHTS.THE SAME RIGHTS
No we don't, and we shouldn't either.
Rights mean nothing when a community as a whole is weak willed and divided in purpose.
@@tayzk5929 Yes we do and we should. Thats how its meant to be. Equal rights. We are not the same biologically and thats sweet.
@@tayzk5929 Cap.
@@tanyajackson622except look at family court and how much they favor women, even when that mother is not good for the child. On paper sure it’s equal rights but in practice there are circumstances where it’s not.
I'm a woman & I approve this message🤷🏾♀️💯
Agreed 🙌
Also woman and I agree as well. And everybody needs to get this through your thick skulls!!
@@sierra-bts-army1767 I like being feminine, being treated like a lady all I want is equal pay for equal job/career.....I am the neck...he is the head & both are equally as important but different body parts🤷🏾♀️
equal does not mean "same". how do people lack basic common sense. saying you're a woman doesn't change anything either.
@@zineguri8515 Google says " equal means the state of being the same when it comes to status,rights and opportunities." sorry. But Google does not lie!
This whole speech was like a beautiful melody to my ears... truth sounds so good
I know it really is
Truth combined with humor is fantastic.
“i dunno i came out to smoke”😒
great shit
"I can have a baby if they let me" 😂😂
Which is no body’s fault, not even the Romans.
Most men are not that stupid to even want to have a baby
What I like is that he uses positive things about women just to tell the truth without hurting their feelings
Why do you like this?
@@Who_can_save_you_from_hell -- because it shows that even on this situation he needs to be careful… he obviously isn’t anything like Bill Burr
Yep. This clip specifically focuses on "deficiencies" men have compared to women. Which is fair, but he only did that because talking about things women can't do compared to men would at worst get him cancelled and at best no one would laugh. Its pretty brilliant.
And also those things have been talked about way too much. This was nice to hear.
@@lamargordon6017 It’s not brilliant. It’s just the typical ‘compensating’ that guys do because they aren’t ballsy enough to say it how it really is without softening it and kissing feminists asses again.
Mom :Wheres junior?
Man :who's junior?
😂😂
Bro almost became homelander
The babysitter part was hilarious! Although technically equal can mean 'being the same in value', so things don't have to be the same to be of the same value.
Value is the word I've been using lately, too. Partnerships are usually partnerships, because one partner is bringing a "different" VALUE to the table than the other partner, and together they are stronger and better for it.
That's what it was until some scenes happen like female sports figure challenges their male counterparts and some took it as "empowerment".
@@Somm_RJ Why shouldn't they challenge them?
@@Catlily5 If we stuck on what is the subject of the video and the comments, we should've understood the comment.
Ronda Rousey once challenged Floyd Mayweather, got whooped by Holly Holm.
Claressa Shields said she can beat Keith Thurman. She also said she wants to fight Gennady Golovkin, a boxer with 88% KO rate against men.
Lucia Rijker, probably one of the best if not the best female fighter ever. 17 win and no losses in boxing. 35 wins and one draw in kickboxing. Fought an unknown man, borderline pro-amateur kickboxer. Got mauled.
Men and women not the same, especially in physical tools. Challenging a man in a physical activity and being cheered on is borderline stupidity.
@@Somm_RJ Depends who they challenge I guess. If she challenges a man half her weight is she dumb? Anyone who challenges someone who is likely to do them serious harm is being dumb. Male or female.
Been saying this forever. We're not equal because we're not the same.
Wow, you're a fking genius, can't believe no one listened to you until this guy stole your material
Equal in value, but differently gifted when in practise, at different things
@@fomofud9479 😂🤣😂 oh that’s good.🤣
@@samuelbishop3316 very well put!
@@samuelbishop3316 clearly not spelling
The people who got a guy babysitter be like: Oh shit gotta call home real quick
ur great, fainly someone understand
am proud of this guy
" Hurt your stupid ear" line already told me all I needed to know about you.
Which is?
The secondary definition of equal is “the same in importance and deserving the same treatment.” It is not the primary definition but people need to realize words have different uses and multiple definitions.
Soooo…..not a comedy fan?
Tell us you were indoctrinated into the woke cult without telling us.
Ok great. Women dont want to be treated like men.
@@michael13419 I like comedians who are funny and insightful. If you say something patently untrue or controversial you have a bigger responsibility to make it funny or insightful. This gentleman doesn’t pass the bar. Otherwise your just a shock comic which is bullshit. He was not being clever feigning an uncredible ignorance of the definition of equal.
@@electriceyeswatching4415 i love a non-woke joke if its funny. This is bullshit. I'll stick with Bill Burr, who actually makes me laugh rather than like this trying to get laughs from the shock of being a misogynist. Shock comedy is the lowest denominator.
😂😂😂😂 I love how he pointed out the obvious.. I feel so appreciated 😂😂😂
Love this guy! He has common sense!
That was a solid one minute right there. Further investigation of this guys material is needed.
Hahahahaha fr
Felt weak to me, but better than most. Especially for a conservative comic.
"you don't want equality, you want things to go your way"
Pretty much sums up people that argue about free speech
He wants common sense that's all
@@stevenarvizu3602 Some people want free speech when it comes to being extremely rude and hateful towards others (for example, those who hate the LGBTQ community) yet don't want those they hate to be allowed to talk about their own opinions/be hateful back.
By the way, this happens across all ranges of opinions and backgrounds. I'm not saying any specific people do this, that was just an example.
@@lepperkin yes that’s what I was saying lol, everyone wants free speech until someone says something that offends them
@@lepperkin I did read your full comment about how this is just an example, and I respect that, but I will say there are a lot more legal repercussions and job endangerment for people who simply disagree with the LGBT ideology. People won’t get fired for claiming they’re LGBTQ, but people will and have been fired for not going along with it, even if it’s simply by refusing to call them by their pronouns, and that is wrong.
Alan is such an icon
Someone’s totally gonna put this over some gta gameplay