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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @taitatowettkiprotich
    @taitatowettkiprotich Год назад +12

    5 years later and am still laughing my heart out. Best duo ever. the way Jalas reads those names 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mwendapoleee
      @mwendapoleee Год назад

      How schools differ i went to Moi G in Eldie they had almost St andrews menu but before moi G i was in a Primary school which the Food a times was wanting.Ppl in moi G didn‘t want to Go home for holidays because of the diet.

  • @StAndrewsSchoolTuri
    @StAndrewsSchoolTuri 6 лет назад +224

    Come join us for breakfast sometime!

  • @rubysailor9186
    @rubysailor9186 2 года назад +10

    Not sure why I'm re-watching this 3 years later and still find jalango lasagine hilarious. 🤣

  • @ana.k4331
    @ana.k4331 4 года назад +14

    So funny. I love the combination of both guys. Great chemistry

  • @alfredamara
    @alfredamara 6 лет назад +32

    I also went to Nyangoma Boys. On my first day I gave out my lunch. It was boiled beans and ugali. The beans was all watery and weevils were floating on it. Guys fought for my lunch. 1 month later, I was running for addition. Jalas I feel you my brother

    • @JohnJuma
      @JohnJuma 4 года назад +1

      Hi Alfred, i know Nyang'oma lol I schooled there in primary when my mum taught at deaf primary-but i moved to another school in class 3.

    • @yudellezion9615
      @yudellezion9615 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @annea5781
      @annea5781 3 месяца назад

      Omg. Sorry you went through that. Ugali n beans, like really? 🥵. Dunno what some schools think. Or even what they do with money.

  • @fabianmax4829
    @fabianmax4829 7 лет назад +28

    Hahha jalango Your reading and pronunciation of .😂😂😂 lasagne , chocolate mouse and waffles killed me . I am dead

  • @engail3168
    @engail3168 7 лет назад +28

    hahaha ...you guys should introduce a daily episode comparing jalas nyangoma boys and other schools.... always cracks me up.

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 7 лет назад +45

    Jalango umesahau githeri ilikuwa inakuwa accompanied na weavels .hio St Andrew Turi nadhani ni picnic camp

    • @mwendapoleee
      @mwendapoleee 7 лет назад +1

      victor amoke eeeh weavels ndio protein!

    • @BABAthaYAGA-kx9fu
      @BABAthaYAGA-kx9fu 4 месяца назад

      Alafu supu ya kidheri ukieka omena zinafufuka znaanza ku-swim.

  • @vivianwadida3292
    @vivianwadida3292 5 лет назад +11

    That's a great school. If I can afford, why not??!! Why make so much money like probably a turnover of 4-5M a month and not take my kids there? Aren't parents working for their kiddos? I don't make so much just like some of my friends but we sat down and decided to take our kids to posh schools in Kilimani & Westlands area which is great. I've seen people drive big cars, women wear expensive makeup and weaves and take their kids to bad public schools... What's wrong with people? Get your priorities right!

  • @joeytrogu3416
    @joeytrogu3416 7 лет назад +23

    Jalang'o I love your madness😂😂😂😂😂and the way Jeff is correcting you and you like "it is not in the menu"
    Lasagna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @erenestawanjiru1935
    @erenestawanjiru1935 3 года назад +13

    As An Alumni Of St Andrews Turi...I Concur With This Diet .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @annmuthoninjuguna5110
    @annmuthoninjuguna5110 7 лет назад +19

    Haha ha Jeff teach Jalas how to pronounce hehe,karibu aseme wafula

  • @anthonymbui7860
    @anthonymbui7860 4 года назад +23

    “Waff-Less”😂😂

    • @Collins29
      @Collins29 Месяц назад

      Ilibaki kidogo aseme Wafula🤣🤣🤣

  • @KenvinKirimi
    @KenvinKirimi 2 месяца назад

    7th time rewatching! This was such a duo! ❤

  • @paulkarani559
    @paulkarani559 6 лет назад +6

    Jalas & Jeff, u really make mi day, kudos guys

  • @ngangajanewdella4145
    @ngangajanewdella4145 5 лет назад +16

    Jalas I can relate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣After My High school In St Teresa's Jujaroad
    I got a chance to work at Gems Cambridge as A Waitress........
    Dunia ni Mbili I saw it there🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @Carolyn_kagure
    @Carolyn_kagure 5 лет назад +18

    Perfect duo. I laughed my heart out. This is lasagna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OnesmusTv254
    @OnesmusTv254 Год назад +2

    Jalas & Jeff the most anticipated duos

  • @cikusithole6269
    @cikusithole6269 5 лет назад +12

    Watching guys react to our school menu is the funniest thing t

  • @nicholaskiwanuka4496
    @nicholaskiwanuka4496 6 лет назад +4

    These guys just make ones day

  • @MumboChronicles
    @MumboChronicles 4 года назад +5

    who's here still in 2020

  • @Glassskin_co.
    @Glassskin_co. 3 года назад +4

    I died and came back to life 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elvisodhiambo2974
    @elvisodhiambo2974 5 лет назад +5

    Mahn i miss this duo i wish jalango stayed around

  • @MIKEBOSSNJENGA
    @MIKEBOSSNJENGA 7 лет назад +21

    Hiyo menu mimi naelewa... Nyinyi mliosomea polling stations kaeni kando..

    • @noctanol
      @noctanol 7 лет назад +5

      Michael Njenga unafanana na polling station

  • @Majosh11
    @Majosh11 6 лет назад +2

    😂😂😂😂... kusuta! Great to laugh at Kenyan videos for a change 😂😂😂. Keep it up guys

  • @annettesteck6683
    @annettesteck6683 Год назад

    Enrolling My Son when he is 10yrs old …Can’t wait for him to have the Best High End Education as I build up 🆙 the empire for him to inherit 🎉🎉…Networking is key

  • @QueenEsther26-x6f
    @QueenEsther26-x6f Год назад

    Hii duos was a lit 🔥
    Seeing this now n laughing like it’s yesterday 😂😂

  • @elizabethnjuguna3971
    @elizabethnjuguna3971 7 лет назад +10

    That school is the best!

  • @kevinobuya5030
    @kevinobuya5030 4 года назад +1

    Here in 2020 really missing this duo

  • @Majosh11
    @Majosh11 6 лет назад +3

    Hahaha... Jalas! So organic and no pretense of course with some exaggeration. These two are a good pair. Opposites for sure 😅

  • @is_o_kay
    @is_o_kay 2 года назад +2

    That menu called me poor in 5 different languages

  • @steventhomas672
    @steventhomas672 5 лет назад +9

    Yani the only syrup Jalango knows is caugh syrup😂😂😂

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 7 лет назад +25

    Hiyo ni hotel c shule aki 😂

  • @rubysailor9186
    @rubysailor9186 3 года назад +4

    That menu is true but Jalango dissecting it makes it sound more delicious. 💕

    • @annea5781
      @annea5781 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, I have a hard time believing he doesn’t already know those things. Do you think he’s just trying to be funny?

  • @shubharao59
    @shubharao59 4 года назад +3

    Jeeeez. Jalango s local accent is too appealing.

  • @ohmid123
    @ohmid123 7 лет назад +6

    haha..cough syrup and waflees...AM ON THE FLOOR!

    • @TheTororist
      @TheTororist 6 лет назад

      Hamid Hamid sounds like a turn up, wheezy f baby breakfast

  • @nzisakasau8234
    @nzisakasau8234 7 лет назад +2

    😁😁😁😁😂😂😂 ooh my jalas u just kill it 😂😂😂😂

  • @harrietnjeru4310
    @harrietnjeru4310 5 лет назад +4

    Jalas you forgot githeri was accompanied by lots of weavils

  • @chirundegea6967
    @chirundegea6967 6 лет назад +8

    😂😂😂😂ati waffles 😂😂😂ati the cough syrup😂😂aki jalas is sick😂😂😂😂

  • @effienyagara9265
    @effienyagara9265 Год назад

    Lasagna and waffles had me rolling on the floor 😂😂

  • @kymdash2873
    @kymdash2873 7 лет назад +8

    Waff les; i swear jalas!!!

  • @annmuthoninjuguna5110
    @annmuthoninjuguna5110 7 лет назад +3

    Haha ha Jalas you finishes me ooh

  • @sirjosephgeorge7723
    @sirjosephgeorge7723 7 лет назад +2

    Jeff and Jalas where did u come from?????????????? NO.1 SHOW IN EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICA

  • @josphinemwangi5965
    @josphinemwangi5965 7 лет назад +8

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂jalas will be the end of me ,thoooo

  • @ruthwatson1366
    @ruthwatson1366 4 года назад +1

    Jalas,,,,, hold up☝☝☝.... "wafoles"????? Really😃😃😃😃. Niokote pale kwa roundabout. Dead!!!!

  • @lilianwanjiru8849
    @lilianwanjiru8849 2 года назад

    Weee😂😂why did you guy separate. Best ever

  • @wanjirukarago9308
    @wanjirukarago9308 2 года назад +1

    Jalas ushamba itakumaliza 😂😂😂😂 so am far ahead like that wow travelling is a very good thing if you have the chance travel as much as you can learn cultures, food, and realise how much you didn't know

    • @annea5781
      @annea5781 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, all of those already exist in Kenyan high end restaurants which are a lot in nairobi. He’s got lots of money. I’m sure he’s just trying to be funny and maybe represent those who don’t get it…

  • @tabithamwaura1603
    @tabithamwaura1603 6 лет назад +1

    That is true. That diet is alike with juja preparetory. The fees is two hundred thousand per term.
    The governors and rich business pple kids attend this kind of schools. One eats that way when on holiday.

  • @mikekipkoech938
    @mikekipkoech938 7 лет назад +4

    jalas waja kutuenjoy na kutusomea menu ya oloiboni hotel

  • @shubharao59
    @shubharao59 4 года назад

    Jalango. Agree with the accompaniment in Githeri

  • @robertyawe7039
    @robertyawe7039 7 лет назад +4

    Why is it that we cannot feed other school children on the same menu or is it just that we are not creative or ambitious enough and thus prefer to treat the children like prisoners?

    • @marywairimu5598
      @marywairimu5598 7 лет назад +1

      robert yawe the fees of tht sch is abv 600k per term

    • @AnitaBekka
      @AnitaBekka 5 лет назад

      robert yawe if all parents could afford 30$ dollars.

    • @AnitaBekka
      @AnitaBekka 5 лет назад

      robert yawe a year

    • @tanumzalendo1567
      @tanumzalendo1567 5 лет назад +2

      What jalas was saying is very sad but true! Very poor meals although we have lots fruits and vegs.
      It’s time for a change.... bring some improvements in our boarding schools meals

  • @axisone6282
    @axisone6282 7 лет назад +2

    That the school in,its own class

  • @billymandela1898
    @billymandela1898 Год назад

    Yaani Jeff hajawahi skia hii maneno

  • @junglegalchaka6916
    @junglegalchaka6916 6 лет назад +2

    githeri iko na accompaniment ya mbusha

  • @MurungaNixon
    @MurungaNixon 5 лет назад +3

    Ati waf...lessss 😂😂😂😂

  • @eunicenganga1550
    @eunicenganga1550 Год назад

    Back here, its 2023.4:30Am. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @trynafindlost4866
    @trynafindlost4866 4 года назад

    This was everywhere😂😂😂😂

  • @Vunoshvandyke1
    @Vunoshvandyke1 3 года назад

    Jalas am in UK and live you two to bits..

  • @EVANSALSINNAH
    @EVANSALSINNAH 7 лет назад +2

    team trenders should join this 2 side of jalas u killed it. today

  • @dretz
    @dretz 3 года назад +2

    what are you accompanying githeri with😂😂🤣🤣

  • @sergeantshii3880
    @sergeantshii3880 7 лет назад +2

    Aki jalas uko na wanaa

  • @nelsonmwaura4556
    @nelsonmwaura4556 7 лет назад +13

    Hiyo ni fattening camp

  • @yudellezion9615
    @yudellezion9615 2 года назад +2

    Jalango - waffles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fraciahnjeri8650
    @fraciahnjeri8650 5 лет назад +3

    I miss Jeff n jalas

  • @danidredz
    @danidredz 3 месяца назад

    Jalango umesahau weevils na mafuta ya taa ndio ilikua accompaniment

  • @faithmukabi3564
    @faithmukabi3564 7 лет назад +3

    Nyang'oma boys takes the trophy....😂😂😂. Jalang'o. Cough syrup 😂😂😂.....am done. Rumors of protein....dead**

  • @KIM-xl6zs
    @KIM-xl6zs 5 лет назад

    Jalango wewe ni noma aki

  • @ash-ns2ks
    @ash-ns2ks 4 года назад +1

    si heri wao basi

  • @virginiawanjiru7253
    @virginiawanjiru7253 5 лет назад +1

    Jalas uko na wanahahahahaa hahaha

  • @brianonesmus5418
    @brianonesmus5418 5 лет назад +2

    When abnormal things happen in the country

  • @albertbalaga7885
    @albertbalaga7885 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Jef has suffered in this world.

  • @backupaccount7198
    @backupaccount7198 7 лет назад +2

    Hahahahaha jalas ati rumours of protein

  • @seleman-MW
    @seleman-MW Год назад

    tulilewa kama ngombe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @quikiguthi9254
    @quikiguthi9254 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 me 13th 12 2021 @ 00:04 laughing like crazy best ang'oa

  • @ell4403
    @ell4403 6 лет назад +4

    how i wish Tala High was something close to Turi's

  • @jkphilosophy101
    @jkphilosophy101 3 года назад

    What do the parents do to be able to bring their kids here

  • @lucym5801
    @lucym5801 7 лет назад +1

    Jalangoo wewe mshamba😂😂😂

  • @Sanyah-le1od
    @Sanyah-le1od 6 лет назад

    Uwiii Jalas ati "syrup - ile ya kutoa .."
    Umefanya nikaji susuia.
    Mbavu zangu.

  • @derrickmutinda2345
    @derrickmutinda2345 3 года назад

    29th Aug 2021 laughing like crazy person

  • @charlesjoshua1896
    @charlesjoshua1896 4 года назад +3

    My ultimate clip heheheh

  • @shyrozvishiki540
    @shyrozvishiki540 5 лет назад

    Lasagna hahahaha ...waf-les 😂😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆 ...jalas eehh bana ata kama ni kuua bana 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheMrgoodmanners
    @TheMrgoodmanners 5 лет назад

    they dont even eat like that at eton or harrow this is madness

  • @TheRepublican254
    @TheRepublican254 7 лет назад +3

    Jalas!!!! Bwahahaha..... Ati mbona Waffles wanaekewa Cough Syrup? Kwani wanakohoa after kukula hio Lasag-Na na Waff-Les :-) :-) Lol.....

  • @jonesloshah
    @jonesloshah 5 лет назад +1

    Hahaha😂😂😂😂,,waffff ,,,,,, what jalas,hahah🙇😂😂😂 syrup hahahhaha

  • @yudellezion9615
    @yudellezion9615 2 года назад +1

    Jalango - lasagna 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joyceishaguah1718
    @joyceishaguah1718 7 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂 Jalas!

  • @jullie2334
    @jullie2334 4 года назад +1

    hahahaha jalango ati wafles....just say wafula....

  • @joshuajet6214
    @joshuajet6214 7 лет назад +2

    Hiyo ni shule ama Hotel

  • @evanskirui48
    @evanskirui48 6 лет назад +1

    Hio ni menu ya hoteli.

  • @adhiamboodero7220
    @adhiamboodero7220 7 лет назад +7

    😂😂😂😂😂😂lasagna

  • @mwendapoleee
    @mwendapoleee 7 лет назад +3

    Tell us hw much they pay fees bet its enuf to buy a house! I went in a school nearby some chosen few went there for debate!

  • @feliscuragi4779
    @feliscuragi4779 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
    Aki jalas waaaaah

  • @emmanuelwafulakhaita3073
    @emmanuelwafulakhaita3073 3 месяца назад

    Still laughing up to now

  • @danotieno4453
    @danotieno4453 7 лет назад

    xema kusuta,u a killing m

  • @davidmusasia7660
    @davidmusasia7660 9 месяцев назад

    This is just a 5 star hotel

  • @IreneWangari-bb6pz
    @IreneWangari-bb6pz Год назад

    Wueh,,na si we're sorry...sisi yetu ni kusurvive as they are living

  • @itsjustearl7130
    @itsjustearl7130 4 года назад

    mi hata sijawahi onja waffles

  • @mimoimani3640
    @mimoimani3640 4 года назад

    Stumbled?

  • @kimbena9449
    @kimbena9449 7 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂😂hapo ni kepsk

    • @mwendapoleee
      @mwendapoleee 7 лет назад +1

      mejja Kim yes for half million per term!

  • @yudellezion9615
    @yudellezion9615 2 года назад

    Jalango - mousse.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣