Dubious Pursuits | Critical Role| Campaign 2, Episode 40

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2019
  • The Mighty Nein undergo a dangerous watery escape from the temple, and go to great lengths to maintain their alliance with Captain Avantika...
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  • @janlakuse5199
    @janlakuse5199 4 года назад +2515

    Rudimentary Timestamps before Flando gets here:
    0:30 Halloween costumes
    2:16 Liam's Kylo Ren impression ad
    4:40 Sam's stop motion
    10:20 Taliesen on how to break time
    13:43 Recap starts
    15:56 Recap ends
    *[AFTERMATH OF BATTLE]*
    16:03 Nott and Caleb still high
    16:54 Travis' distracting costume
    18:00 Aggressive Caleb
    22:03 Mural #1 (Phoneix)
    25:26 Mural #2 (Serpant)
    28:38 Mural #3 (Worm)
    30:37 Avantika draws smiley faces and talks of the third Chosen
    32:45 Deciphering runes
    35:14 Nott loots
    35:58 Beau and Avantika play
    36:28 Fjord berates Jamedi
    37:05 Avantika jumps in the well
    *[INSIDE THE WELL]*
    37:53 Fjord dives in after
    42:11 Fjord is confused
    43:39 Important initiative roll
    44:13 Avantika triggers the light
    44:58 Runes, cracks are triggered
    47:12 Fjord tries to grab Avantika
    *[ESCAPING THE TEMPLE]*
    49:10 Leaving the base room
    49:59 Leaving the orchard
    50:55 Out comes the hourglass
    54:33 Caduceus Enlarged
    57:59 Roll initiative
    1:00:35 Combat starts
    1:09:12 Nott casts Shocking Grasp
    1:11:23 Sam's Jester voice
    1:15:43 Travis noises
    1:17:01 Trapdoor's locked
    1:22:33 HDYWTDT
    1:24:16 Clerics are drowning
    1:26:09 Fjord kisses, transfers oxygen -would not work in practice but heyy it was cute- to Jester
    1:29:32 Caduceus unconscious
    1:30:21 M9 geysered up
    1:31:15 Feather fall fuck-up
    1:31:24 Arcane Trickster prevents Taliesen from rolling a third character
    *[TO THE SHIP!]*
    1:32:36 Tal stabilizes Caduceus
    1:34:01 Nott gives Clay a toboggan
    1:35:04 The M9 Skydiving Team
    1:36:02 Surely this island...
    1:37:43 Spotted by the yuan-ti
    1:39:28 Caduceus back up
    1:40:23 Water slide ends, M9 on foot
    1:41:16 *Skill challenge chase begins*
    1:41:54 Caleb's contribution
    1:42:55 Yasha's contribution
    1:44:12 Caduceus' contribution
    1:46:46 Fluffernutter contribution
    1:52:07 Travis fascinated by Matt's talent with gutteral sounds
    1:54:17 Nott's contribution
    1:59:33 Another Yasha contribution
    2:00:00 Skill challenge completed
    2:02:11 Rowboat time
    2:04:38 Matt calls the break, players all lament their mistakes
    2:06:40 Welcome back. PT2
    *[RECOVERING]*
    2:07:09 Avantika ocean powers
    2:08:22 Back on the ship
    2:09:02 Everyone but Sam changed out of their costumes
    2:10:22 Avantika claps
    2:17:06 M9 speculate on what happened in the temple
    2:22:18 Avatar entity lore
    2:26:29 What to do next?
    2:28:45 Beau gives Fjord advice
    2:31:50 Caleb warns Fjord
    2:35:35 Caleb-Fjord's staring contest
    2:35:59 "Take this vial of acid"
    2:36:55 "This... worst day of my life"
    *[EVENING RENDEZ-VOUS]*
    2:38:04 Segment begins
    2:38:25 Avantika takes a shower
    2:39:33 Toasting to success
    2:40:43 "Soon, I promise"
    2:41:04 Avatika talks of 3rd Chosen
    2:41:37 Important name drop
    2:43:32 How Avantika got her orb
    2:44:58 Fjord lies about Vandren
    2:46:29 "Captain Twitchwood"
    2:48:22 "Do you remember where..?"
    2:49:41 Travis becomes Fjord
    2:50:15 Avantika initiates
    2:51:00 _"fade to tentacles"_
    2:51:04 Distressed Travis noises
    2:51:40 Sam: "I'm getting some Twitchwood right now"
    2:51:54 Avantika and Fjord
    2:52:36 Makes a CON check
    2:53:49 Fjord, after the matter...
    2:54:21 Fjord's walk of shame
    2:55:30 Session ends
    2:55:35 Level Seven!
    2:56:11 Rolling hp
    2:57:11 Sam is weird
    2:58:04 "Seamen, seamen"
    2:58:15 Matt breaks
    2:58:47 Fanart Compilation
    EDIT: Flando's back. Find their timestamps and go shower them with likes

    • @amber3033
      @amber3033 4 года назад +10

      Ellie K thank you so much!

    • @warbirda
      @warbirda 4 года назад +56

      But yours is more descriptive

    • @Clarebear0925
      @Clarebear0925 4 года назад +48

      Your time stamps are so detailed :o

    • @mkbryce2151
      @mkbryce2151 4 года назад +34

      All hail the new flando

    • @N7AslansHobbit_Ry
      @N7AslansHobbit_Ry 4 года назад +3

      @Ellie K why wouldn't the oxygen transfer have worked irl?

  • @alligatoraidan
    @alligatoraidan 4 года назад +4673

    For all of you who are wondering, Liam was the voice director for Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens, where he directed Adam Driver playing Kylo Ren.

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 года назад +78

      The game?

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 3 года назад +209

      Funny enough, I *was* wondering this so thank you.

    • @JohnW-yv6yp
      @JohnW-yv6yp 3 года назад +27

      Aidan Hunt Did not know that

    • @thatonedudea
      @thatonedudea 3 года назад +118

      @@privatizitat815 no the playset

    • @malta7406
      @malta7406 3 года назад +43

      Privatizität no the historical fiction, yes the game you dolt can you think of a single other thing named “LEGO Star Wars” that you know of? I mean I suppose there may be a film, but there is no voice acting in LEGO films so that’s out as well, and since there’s no other medium besides those two in which I can imagine that Adam Driver would voice his own character, I believe that we may have a bingo. This was completely unnecessary, and I’m sorry if you’re just a kid who’s ears are still wet, but still - get dunked on.

  • @katiek2615
    @katiek2615 4 года назад +4659

    Laura as Jester: "I'm gonna sweetly and adorably craft a romance with my husband's character"
    Matt: "I'm about to end this tiefling's whole career"

    • @tommyrojas1571
      @tommyrojas1571 4 года назад +232

      Katie K i cant wait to see her deal with this lmaoo!

    • @katiek2615
      @katiek2615 4 года назад +168

      @@tommyrojas1571 same here! I love not being caught up I just get to binge it!

    • @arctrog
      @arctrog 4 года назад +130

      we all know Travis did it out of spite

    • @CERap22
      @CERap22 4 года назад +14

      BWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @shirshajitsingha7567
      @shirshajitsingha7567 3 года назад +26

      @@tommyrojas1571 are you talking about the kiss or fish-slapping Avantika?

  • @peg7439
    @peg7439 3 года назад +2985

    Yasha when Matt is playing her: Mysterious, deep
    Yasha when Ashley is playing her: _literally the most awkward big scary woman youve ever seen, even in front of the group of people shes been fighting alongside for a good while now_

    • @dawnqwerty
      @dawnqwerty 3 года назад +562

      Yasha when travis plays her: the most flirty badass you’ve ever done seen

    • @therootb
      @therootb 2 года назад +35

      I hate to say it but Matt plays her way better.

    • @peg7439
      @peg7439 2 года назад +140

      @@therootb ehh idk, i like how ashley plays yasha over how matt does
      matt's version is very gloomy, yasha's is funner imo

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 года назад +51

      I like Ashley, I really do. Love what she did with Pike. But she's barely been here and we're already 40 episodes in. Remind me, why is she playing at all? I'm glad that her career is doing as good as it is, because everybody has bills to pay and I'd be sad if she wasn't able to do that. But her character is basically an NPC that a player occasionally turns up to play.

    • @ailbedraper3327
      @ailbedraper3327 2 года назад +105

      @@therootb Ashley created the character to be more goofy and less broody, just because she's a heavy doesn't mean she has to be a dark character, I personally really like the way Ashley plays her, Ashley created the character and its through her image that Yasha is portrayed and I think that image is very good, it breaks the stereotypical heavy, not to say a that that type of character is bad, I just personally think this way is more interesting.

  • @grandpm440
    @grandpm440 3 года назад +1816

    Travis as grog episode 1: We got it on with the ladies, ayeeeeee!
    Travis as fjord episode 40: *nervous laughter intensifies*

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 3 года назад +58

      Romance and just sleeping around are two separate and very different things for Travis I guess. Poor guy lmao

    • @The_Cowwwthem
      @The_Cowwwthem 3 года назад +1

      HAHAHA

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 3 года назад +50

      *Grog and Scanlan:* We're reliable with the LADIES

    • @lucienschlut
      @lucienschlut 2 года назад +72

      Grog was hunting hookers, Fjord is hit on romanticaly by every single strong willed wife material character.
      it's like the difference between grabing a burger and eating it in your car and a romantic home-cooked dinner with your crush weaing only an appron.

    • @babzm.1666
      @babzm.1666 2 года назад +21

      @@lucienschlut Fucking incredible comparison

  • @fleentstones117
    @fleentstones117 4 года назад +3933

    Best quote from this episode: Caduceus.
    "Anyone I don't like within 15 feet of me is getting ransacked by tiny fairies."

    • @VioletAasimarOfficial
      @VioletAasimarOfficial 4 года назад +288

      That's a good one, but I also really enjoy, "Sleep well with your bad decisions."

    • @andrewcook6608
      @andrewcook6608 4 года назад +77

      @@VioletAasimarOfficial Percy rolls in his grave (cleric)

    • @adrianaadrian6759
      @adrianaadrian6759 4 года назад +11

      Da dum tss

    • @Motidur
      @Motidur 3 года назад +14

      56:33

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos 3 месяца назад

      I friggin love Cad man. ✊

  • @thecrb1579
    @thecrb1579 4 года назад +3674

    Sam's shenanigans finally turned matts hair grey

    • @captainbirch9835
      @captainbirch9835 3 года назад +31

      All at once

    • @facetankhank
      @facetankhank 3 года назад +40

      @@captainbirch9835 and not the first time! He was Geralt before.

    • @bobbobbing4220
      @bobbobbing4220 3 года назад +22

      got to admit.. he rocks it

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад +9

      @@facetankhank I'm just glad his hair grew back after Victor lol

  • @sm3xym3xican76
    @sm3xym3xican76 3 года назад +2209

    "Seamen, Seamen everywhere"
    Sam and Taliesin simultaneously: *"And not a drop to drink"*
    My sides hurt

    • @DraemoraH
      @DraemoraH 3 года назад +9

      when the fuck did this happen ???

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 3 года назад +39

      @@DraemoraH right at the end of the episode, at about 2:58:05

    • @hotcrossbuns6585
      @hotcrossbuns6585 2 года назад +5

      I saw this just before they said it omg

    • @dromankass8655
      @dromankass8655 2 года назад +3

      I though it was Liam and Taliesin who said that?

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 2 года назад +14

      @@dromankass8655 Liam started it, but Sam and Tal said the drop to drink part

  • @kitaridraconia
    @kitaridraconia 3 года назад +1589

    "No one likes the underwater level"
    And never a truer word was spoken

    • @forkysporky7073
      @forkysporky7073 3 года назад +29

      I got so stressed out that I had to find something to read while I listened to what was happening. I couldn't watch.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 года назад +20

      ^Screams in drowning Hylian^

    • @kylawilson6674
      @kylawilson6674 2 года назад +2

      Unless you play a sea elf:)

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 2 года назад +4

      Screams in Echo the dolphin...

    • @Sideway8
      @Sideway8 2 года назад +11

      _sonic drowning music _*_i̝͘n͓̟͔̩͍͓t̮̮̘̟̙̭e̫̙͉̻̫n̯̰̞͖̹s̫̯i̶̖̻̘̠̫f̠͓̘͢i̵͕̞̗e̩̞͕̩s̯̙̠̘̫_*

  • @maironv6479
    @maironv6479 4 года назад +3972

    Fjord: *tries to stealth through his walk of shame*
    Caduceus: I have a passive perception of 18...

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 4 года назад +159

      I kinda wanted Travis to roll really poorly on this one

    • @momowentboom
      @momowentboom 3 года назад +75

      Sleep well with your bad decisions

    • @RogerS1978
      @RogerS1978 3 года назад +46

      Great episode, was disappointed no one said "role for performance" though :D

    • @darthinhilus2416
      @darthinhilus2416 3 года назад +41

      Does nobody find it weird that Travis has not called for an insight check on Avantica yet? Like not even once.. although he knows she might be lying..

    • @bluebacon1607
      @bluebacon1607 3 года назад +25

      Oh when Jester finds out lol. if she finds out. is anyone else tired of the monks bull crap??

  • @erwinbogumil207
    @erwinbogumil207 4 года назад +3090

    The first kiss between Jester and Fjord, and laura isn't there...

    • @ohhi7168
      @ohhi7168 4 года назад +84

      Also technically he's blowing CO2 into her lungs. Drowning both of them??

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus 4 года назад +756

      @@ohhi7168 My dude... No...
      We exhale about 75% of the oyxgen that we inhale, most of it is not used of absorbed by the body between breaths. Breathing air from your lungs into the lungs of another person is not harmful at all. This is exactly what you do when performing CPR, you exhale the contents of your lungs into the lungs of someone else. There is more than enough oxygen still in each breath to sustain them for that breath.
      Also, blowing pure CO2 into someone's lungs wouldn't drown them anyway, it would suffocate them. When you have a lot of a non-oxygen gas in your lungs, it takes up capacity that should be used for oxygen. It's why you die from things like gas leaks or if you inhale too much helium without properly expelling it all from your lungs. It isn't that these other gases are actually hurting you, the problem is they are occupying space that should be filled with oxygen instead thus preventing your lungs from absorbing sufficient oxygen.
      This is what happens when you're enclosed in a small airtight space as well. You never really "run out of oxygen" within the enclosure, it's just that more and more of the gas in the enclosed area becomes CO2 so its preventing you from absorbing enough oxygen. This is why on submarines and the like, they have CO2 scrubbers in their ventilation systems. It takes CO2 from the air and traps it, thus removing it from the air so the submariners don't suffocate. Oxygen is usually stored compressed into pressurized canisters and released as needed to refill the atmosphere inside. Also sometimes Oxygen is made through electrolysis of water which disrupts the H2O into separate hydrogen and oxygen. The Oxygen is then used to breathe.
      Anyway, point is, expelling your lungs into someone else's lungs saves lives on a daily basis.

    • @julian909j
      @julian909j 4 года назад +175

      TheDrexxus thank you for this very scientific answer

    • @alikdavidson966
      @alikdavidson966 4 года назад +48

      Bruh- this isn’t a good comment to be near the top. I need to stop scrolling LMAO

    • @sovereign4535
      @sovereign4535 4 года назад +54

      @@TheDrexxus Damn,thanks for the science lesson that is actually pretty good to know

  • @fayewilders154
    @fayewilders154 Год назад +393

    "Sleep well with your bad decisions." Is something I can hear both Molly and Caduceus saying just in very different ways lol

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 7 месяцев назад +20

      Honestly, depending on the situation I can hear Percy saying it too 😂

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- 6 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah, that's just Taliesin being Taliesin. He's quite the guy!

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 6 месяцев назад

      The fact that people unironically watch this garbage just blows my mind

    • @crisjiandennington991
      @crisjiandennington991 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@skinnie2838 thanks for your comment interaction it helps support the show for people who enjoy

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 3 месяца назад +1

      Dear god, Tal with the epic lines. I am so happy I met him.

  • @haloelite439
    @haloelite439 3 года назад +829

    "What you want, a fuckin cookie? Get your ass down the well" is probably the funniest thing Fjord has said up to now, dont at me.

    • @Dracon350
      @Dracon350 2 года назад +43

      i dunno man. that entire bit at the live show where he acted as if his throat was slit was fucking hilarious.

    • @skulllatte3352
      @skulllatte3352 2 года назад +65

      Fjord saying “we are being boarded by fucking pirates” in response to Caleb saying everything’s under control was also a gem.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 7 месяцев назад +11

      I think Ford with bo is pretty funny. But yes I understand what you mean it was funny.
      Although I think my favorite Ford line so far is the one where he says I must commend you on your perceptiveness. My balls are quite huge

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 3 месяца назад +1

      Fjord and Cad BOTH being pissed off is kind of a grand WTF.

    • @bradleekoers9895
      @bradleekoers9895 Месяц назад +1

      followed by sam later with "2 fish slapping together" great episode

  • @nikkithesim1518
    @nikkithesim1518 4 года назад +2526

    Matt: "I wouldn't call it a romantic evening but--"
    Sam: "--the sound of fish slapping against each other."
    Matt: "Oh god!"
    Everyone: **loses it**

    • @derblobinmeister3006
      @derblobinmeister3006 4 года назад +137

      *liam in the distance* Right in the blowhole.

    • @oddfreaks6452
      @oddfreaks6452 4 года назад +83

      “I’m getting some Twitchwood.”

    • @isaacgraff8288
      @isaacgraff8288 3 года назад +38

      She rolls with disadvantage because she has a point of exhaustion

    • @TheBokage
      @TheBokage 3 года назад +13

      "They are both of the sea"

    • @The_Cowwwthem
      @The_Cowwwthem 3 года назад +4

      Lmaooo

  • @amberlovegrove3874
    @amberlovegrove3874 4 года назад +3730

    The way Travis can't make eye contact with Matt when he's flirting is hilarious

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 года назад +85

      I would be uncomfortable too flirting with a guy, especialy when I have a wife, and that wife is probably watching me

    • @amberlovegrove3874
      @amberlovegrove3874 3 года назад +212

      @@privatizitat815 (Spoiler for campaign 1)
      Bruh his wife's fictional character was flirting with, sleeping with an eventually married a fellow player's character in the previous campaign and you think Travis wouldn't want to flirt because of his wife?

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 года назад +13

      @@amberlovegrove3874 I'm really bad at judging people. I have no Idea. Probably not.

    • @amberlovegrove3874
      @amberlovegrove3874 3 года назад +23

      @@privatizitat815 no harm no foul don't worry lol

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 3 года назад +145

      I think Travis is a big teddy bear, who’s sheepish, Laura on the other hand will flirt without a care (also years of friendship, could make it more weird?)

  • @lemonoclefox
    @lemonoclefox Год назад +405

    Fjord is that guy who grew up to be really hot but isn't used to being desired or pursued so when he's suddenly desired and pursued by multiple people he short-circuits and just goes with all of it

    • @gabrielladavidson2938
      @gabrielladavidson2938 11 месяцев назад +20

      That's my boyfriend to a T 😂 he also learned the awkward kid coping mechanism of being really funny so men and women everywhere swoon for him and the whole time he just looks so scared and confused 😂 I couldn't help but transpose my boyfriend and Fjord here for a bit

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 8 месяцев назад +4

      It's so cute

  • @randompotato4833
    @randompotato4833 3 года назад +738

    "Sleep well with your bad decisions" is such a fucking power move of a quote.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +13

      thats tal for you lol

  • @christopherlister8511
    @christopherlister8511 4 года назад +1981

    The one regret i have is that we didnt get to see Laura's reaction to the Avantika scene

    • @matthewward1346
      @matthewward1346 3 года назад +150

      And the kiss

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 3 года назад +108

      Yes to both. I was thinking the whole time that a catfight would ensue if Laura was there.

    • @danielirizarry8937
      @danielirizarry8937 3 года назад +166

      jester would hate it, laura would die laughing

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 2 года назад +20

      First kiss followed by the dude going off to bone someone else. Yeah, would've been fun to watch Laura

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 2 года назад +25

      Well you could hear Laura laughing in the backgound near the end I think.

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 4 года назад +2180

    imagine caleb and nott being so high that they see their party members in the costumes they have on now, like when fjord talks he has big orange hands and a cowboy hat

    • @guyperson7487
      @guyperson7487 4 года назад +104

      Boom, head canon

    • @mugsmcratmin6842
      @mugsmcratmin6842 4 года назад +158

      This also implies every NPC would be Dante: from the Devil May Cry series.....I am very on board with this

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 4 года назад +30

      Someone animate this

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam 3 года назад +29

      @@devinward461 better than that throw another 10 mil dollar to cr and make another animated series of campain 2

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 года назад +19

      @@eryvac0074 Caleb's fire spells probably looked like the shotgun effects from the final drugs level in Hotline Miami 2.

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 3 года назад +823

    So nice of Taliesen to dress as the character made by his old, personal friend Arthur Conan Doyle. It’s been awhile since they saw each other, so it’s sweet he still cares.

    • @ellefluckinger5523
      @ellefluckinger5523 2 года назад +27

      underrated comment.

    • @UtsavBansal
      @UtsavBansal 2 года назад +4

      Didn't understand the context

    • @teachnola10
      @teachnola10 2 года назад +76

      @@UtsavBansal there’s a running joke (I mean, maybe it’s a not a joke?) that Taliesen is immortal.

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 2 года назад +55

      @@UtsavBansal There’s a joke that Taliesen is immortal and ancient, namely that he’s been at all manner of historical events and met all manner of historical figures

    • @annijaklamer
      @annijaklamer 2 года назад +68

      This is extra funny because ACD would've HATED if someone 'honored' him in this way. Even after all this time, Taliesin is still trolling his buddy

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 3 года назад +1518

    Laura: regular day in D&D. Fjord is awkward, Fjord doesn't confront his feeling...
    Laura: misses one day! Fjord kisses Jester in the most romantic way possible. Then he taps some Pirate booty.
    Laura: wtf Travis?!

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor 3 года назад +278

      Oh you know there was a night in where she sat in the dark waiting for her husband to come home, only to flick the lights on and go "So I caught up on watching the sessions babe."

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 3 года назад +173

      @@Kebutor "Not interested in character romances, are we?"

    • @expensivemagic4754
      @expensivemagic4754 3 года назад +10

      PIRATE BOOTY BAHAHAHA

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад +71

      You know I'd like to point out that it's more CPR than kissing but then the entire table's reaction means that the difference doesn't matter at all here

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 3 года назад +96

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue It was lip to lip. As far as Jester cares, that's a kiss.

  • @iintrusive_th0t
    @iintrusive_th0t 4 года назад +2200

    Alternate Title: "Fjord Gets Fjucked"

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 4 года назад +36

      Amazing

    • @xandilo_bones4800
      @xandilo_bones4800 4 года назад +27

      Underrated

    • @idiotleg9595
      @idiotleg9595 3 года назад +30

      I hate you with every fiber of my being

    • @butterscotchcandy8489
      @butterscotchcandy8489 3 года назад +41

      Three types of people, lmao. I love this thread so much

    • @KassParish
      @KassParish 3 года назад +91

      Now read this in Goofy's voice and it's 1000x worse/better
      "F-yord gets f-yucked"

  • @nikkithesim1518
    @nikkithesim1518 4 года назад +1546

    Sam: The island is sinking.
    Travis: Potentially... IF this is an island.
    Marisha: IT'S A TURTLE! It's totally a turtle!
    Sam: A cajun turtle!
    Matt: *ORLY'S VENGEANCE!*

  • @aurorasyreen863
    @aurorasyreen863 3 года назад +677

    I was dying from laughter when Travis looked to Marisha for help when Matt leaned over to start the flirting and she went like "Don't look at me, you are flirting with him." with her reaction... xD

    • @danielcook7975
      @danielcook7975 Год назад +4

      yeah cause Marisha is married to Matt Mercer lol

  • @MrVidau
    @MrVidau 3 года назад +913

    It's nice to know that even adult professional actors laugh and giggle during sex scene just as us mere mortals would.

    • @theanyktos
      @theanyktos 2 года назад +51

      Hooo boy, have you seen campain one? They can't sit still through a kiss, or a (even remotely) romantic conversation, it's hilarious.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 5 месяцев назад +2

      Humans gonna human

  • @heybuddy3616
    @heybuddy3616 4 года назад +2117

    old man mercer (complete with eyebrows) roleplaying a sexy semi-nude pirate captain was not what I was anticipating today but I am not complaining

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 3 года назад +10

      And beard(?)

    • @OutlawWalker
      @OutlawWalker 3 года назад +39

      Well thats a new way of seeing Dante from devil may cry

  • @willragan7997
    @willragan7997 4 года назад +1725

    i know that liam was trying to be kylo ren, but that scarf and his dark eyes REALLY make him look like a young Gru

    • @quackthulu9575
      @quackthulu9575 4 года назад +51

      This comment killed me

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 года назад +65

      Sam, after the break: "Wait, are you guys all out of your costumes?"
      Liam: "Oh, sorry, that costume was accidentally destroyed maliciously."

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 3 года назад +51

      All his outfits so far has just been different shades of Caleb.

    • @TheSingingDM
      @TheSingingDM 3 года назад +19

      I was really thinking Uncle Fester

    • @petrino
      @petrino 3 года назад +3

      also.. scar is on the wrong side.

  • @WestCooly
    @WestCooly 3 года назад +436

    I like that Liam’s costume looks more like Evil Liam rather than Kylo Ren.

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks Год назад +33

      Mirror Universe Liam is well known for his goofy and colorful one-shots, his underpowered and low-damage characters, his total inability to do convincing accent work, and his notorious hatred of Mirror Sam Riegel

    • @samanthapalker1476
      @samanthapalker1476 Год назад +8

      And his loathing for thick framed personality glasses

    • @CyberGirl1234
      @CyberGirl1234 8 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorksoh god 😂 this is a description of me (except i have an unexpressed admiration for sam riegel and no opinion of mirror sam riegel)

  • @lexigilman4602
    @lexigilman4602 3 года назад +651

    we have been robbed of molly’s reaction to fjord coming back after the evening w avantika lol

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 3 года назад +73

      I think that was more Molly than Cadeuces speaking there.

    • @ike_and_mike
      @ike_and_mike 3 года назад +3

      @@eb4305 same

    • @wizardpig02_81
      @wizardpig02_81 3 года назад +48

      Taliesin was channeled a bit of molly through Caduceus

    • @respectfulevil9022
      @respectfulevil9022 3 года назад +43

      Hes laughing in the afterlife

    • @tfossgh
      @tfossgh 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, damned Lorenzo

  • @andreaceleste4318
    @andreaceleste4318 4 года назад +1090

    I LOVE How in 2:50:50 Travis just can’t look directly at Matt, even with characters shaking hands....especially after his comment in some of the previous Talks Machina saying that Matt don’t break eye contact when he is in character. I think it was when Fjord fist meet Ruby of the Sea and she was friendly flirting with him...Travis said about how hard it is to keep normal with the DM seducing and staring at you “with that bright blue eyes looking right through your soul AND NOT LOOKING AWAY”
    I burst out laugh when Avantica look at Forj making that ofer and Travis just look away right in the next second!!
    “Omfg Matt is doing it agaiiiinnn”
    I love them so fucking much guys

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 10 месяцев назад +6

      Y'all need to watch with subtitles. *noises of distress* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- 6 месяцев назад +2

      As a first-time watcher, I appreciate the insight into a Talks episode now that they're unavailable. So thanks!

  • @chrisbratton4295
    @chrisbratton4295 4 года назад +2072

    If there was ever an episode for Laura to be there to play Jester..... this was the episode.
    The transfer of air, the night cap with Avantika.... dang.

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 3 года назад +177

      What about the one where she wasn't there for the first meeting with her own dad? What about the one where they had to say goodbye to Kiri? She misses out on a lot of her more important moments

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 3 года назад +86

      @@eryvac0074 that's what happens when you're a professional voice actor and you recently had a kid

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 3 года назад +62

      @@SorchaSublime I know. It's just kind of sad she didn't get to see some of what should have been her best moments. I know that work and obviously her baby take priority, but still

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 3 года назад +64

      @@eryvac0074 sad for us, but I'm sure if she had to choose between starting a fictional romance with her husband and spending time with her kid she wouldn't choose the former lol

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 3 года назад +14

      @@SorchaSublime obviously

  • @jank7567
    @jank7567 3 года назад +546

    Everyone: we need to get Jester up to the exit
    Caduceus: *drowning* I’m fine you guys go on without me.

    • @betteryou7hanme
      @betteryou7hanme 2 года назад +44

      Can't save cad if they're all dead. A classic example of "always put your oxygen mask on first, before helping others with theirs."

    • @junezhang6267
      @junezhang6267 Год назад +17

      Well, apparently it’s because Jester had the key to save them all

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Год назад +12

      ​@@junezhang6267
      I have to imagine that while Jester was being pulled up the tunnel by everyone, she had a look of just absolute bliss on her face and was practically catatonic. 😂

    • @ProthPhenom
      @ProthPhenom 10 месяцев назад +12

      Then Caleb feather falling everyone but Cad. Like tf man.. Lol

    • @TiredChefPOV
      @TiredChefPOV 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ProthPhenom to be fair feather fall, I believe has a target limit of 6 and there is seven of them

  • @madeleinejulia812
    @madeleinejulia812 3 года назад +200

    idk i just found the moment where nott gives fjord a vile of acid and he seems impressed and asks “did you make this?” and she happily responds “i did” so pure

  • @kavincarter5701
    @kavincarter5701 4 года назад +1965

    Anyone else get the Jack Sparrow running away from the tribe of cannibals vibe in this episode 😂

  • @heybuddy3616
    @heybuddy3616 4 года назад +670

    2:36:00 "here, take this vial of acid" agh nott is such a mom, sounds like she's sending one of her kids on a playdate, I love it

  • @Scyphr
    @Scyphr 2 года назад +199

    Watching this episode again I’m noticing how NERVOUS Matt is during the water escape challenge! I’m like 90% sure that he is shitting his pants thinking he may have gone a bit overboard with the challenge and is about to TPK live lmao.

  • @JodiChibichan
    @JodiChibichan 3 года назад +547

    The way Talisen gets all quiet when he almost dies AGAIN IN THIS BATTLE ASDFGH FELT THAT

    • @arillusine
      @arillusine 3 года назад +94

      Every time he almost dies I get so stressed out. PLEASE NOT AGAIN!

    • @kkkkaaaatttt
      @kkkkaaaatttt 3 года назад +48

      his face HURT ME

    • @NamelessFacelessWhoa
      @NamelessFacelessWhoa 3 года назад +64

      and NOBODY HELPED HIM, and like half the party had an opportunity to

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +13

      i feel like he has an irl near death experience when that happens

    • @MissesHappyPunk
      @MissesHappyPunk 3 года назад +16

      @@NamelessFacelessWhoa Yeah, that was a real pity :-( i would be pissed if i would be him. But i guess, they thought Caduceus wouldn't be drowning anymore, as soon as the door is open (which pretty sure is a wrong assumption), so yeah, was quite tense and sad there.......

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 4 года назад +901

    *sees Sam's stop-mo film*
    how surprisingly creative and sfw of him
    *sees the next part*
    that's more like it

    • @maeve615
      @maeve615 3 года назад +7

      xD yeah. "There's the stupid..." ~Negasonic Warhead

    • @audoldends6799
      @audoldends6799 3 года назад +5

      I got to that part just as i read this comment and it did not prepare me

  • @ashleysteinhaus9447
    @ashleysteinhaus9447 4 года назад +594

    “ Sleep well with your bad decisions”

  • @SynchronizorVideos
    @SynchronizorVideos 3 года назад +476

    Can we just appreciate Caleb & the group's use of enlarge/reduce for a minute? Super-slick execution.

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 3 года назад +280

    I just love that by the end of the episode everyone looks normal and Matt just looks like he’s aged dramatically haha 😂

    • @kazeboiii
      @kazeboiii 2 года назад +13

      He said it himself, he is a broken man 😂 They have all collectively broken him

  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 4 года назад +1277

    Flando has a job interview today, he’s asked me to post these for him
    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    00:35 Costume intros
    2:15 Liam’s Kylo Walkren
    4:20 Sam’s next Emmy winning project
    5:30 Credit where it’s due
    8:45 Support OSD
    13:45 Episode Starts
    16:55 Travis talks with his hands
    22:40 Expositional murals
    36:25 Diving down
    50:55 Hourglass is out
    56:35 Spirit guardians is legit
    59:15 Matt’s Dante impression
    1:02:05 Battle Begins
    1:22:35 HDYWTDT
    1:23:30 Best condition
    1:26:10 Shape of Water
    1:30:30 How it should have ended
    1:31:25 Nott with the save
    1:36:05 Turtles all the way down
    1:41:40 Skill challenge start
    1:47:00 Fluffernutter
    1:47:50 That didn’t come up in Between the Sheets
    1:50:30 Magic throwing stars
    1:52:50 Wow Matt, judgmental much
    2:02:20 Start the motor
    2:04:35 That could’ve been done better
    2:05:10 Nothing tastes as good as not being sued
    2:06:15 Break Starts
    2:09:00 Sam feels betrayed
    2:17:10 Strategy meeting starts
    2:35:55 Fjord needs protection
    2:37:05 The worst day of Nott’s life
    2:39:55 You need to aerate it
    2:50:50 Fjord goes for it
    2:51:40 Twitch wood
    2:52:35 Half-orcs get relentless endurance, just saying
    2:53:10 Fish slapping
    2:55:35 A good finish
    2:58:05 Not a drop to drink
    2:58:40 Episode Ends
    Between Twitch and RUclips, live viewership of this episode peaked around 50,000 people. The in-game start date for the episode was the 18th of Cuersaar 835. Sam’s flask is a sexy picture of McCree.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

  • @FeyzaOnay
    @FeyzaOnay 4 года назад +530

    I was so surprised when Sam rolled the clip/ad for dnd beyond and it wasn’t anywhere near offensive .... and then he started thanking „people“ ... 😂😂

    • @isaacorellana1754
      @isaacorellana1754 4 года назад +31

      The ad had rat literally shitting dnd beyond lol.

  • @LegendHeroFilms
    @LegendHeroFilms 2 года назад +119

    It has to be so hard for Taliesin to have to lost his character in the way that he did and dealing with that to have so many close calls with his brand new character that he is learning and still figuring out. I can’t imagine all the emotions that he must feel when things are going so wrong and fighting that. Like when he retreated for safety before but than was almost left behind as they stole the boat. But also being one thing his character hates in that moment as not really doing anything to help. It must be such a roller coaster of emotions and struggles especially with staying in character with all of that.

  • @saucemaster1527
    @saucemaster1527 3 года назад +182

    "Let's go investigate this temple, in and out, 20 minute adventure"

  • @joeltruett5167
    @joeltruett5167 4 года назад +517

    When Laura's away, Travis will lay.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +6

      well hopefully not irl tho lmao (i know he wouldnt)

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos 3 месяца назад

      😆

    • @Spiddal_mary
      @Spiddal_mary 2 месяца назад

      @@pvic6959Marisha would probably fucking try, the way she’s practically always rubbing herself on him like a dog in heat

  • @lunamalfoy7
    @lunamalfoy7 4 года назад +821

    Caduceus is judging Fjord for being a himbo.

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 3 года назад +20

      he ain't one to talk, 9 int cow, smh 🤣

    • @Fandomsoffffffffffffff
      @Fandomsoffffffffffffff 2 года назад +7

      @@carrotandpeas this is straight wisdom my dude, some things cad just knows 😂

  • @Mayday468
    @Mayday468 4 года назад +382

    Laura: *Decideds to put in a character romance with Fjord to mess with Matt*
    Laura: *Misses session*
    Matt: *Makes a new character start hitting on, and possibly sleeping with, Fjord*

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn 3 года назад +30

      No "possibly" about it, it's been confirmed

    • @Mayday468
      @Mayday468 3 года назад +8

      @@Nemisionn yeah I've gotten to that point now but I hadn't at the time of that comment, it had just been heavily implyed

    • @tauronmitronion377
      @tauronmitronion377 3 года назад +18

      @@Mayday468 I think it was more to mess with Travis than Matt tho...

    • @dsoul1305
      @dsoul1305 3 года назад +6

      Travis said that Laura said that she wanted to romance him in the game. Was not to mess with anybody, it's just that she is a romantic flirty woman looking for romance her hubby in another place than real life.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +22

      @@dsoul1305 in one of the talks eps, travis said that she said shes basically challenging him lol. travis doesnt like romance in dnd, but her goal is to get him to do it. then remember theyre very happily married irl. and if her trying to get him to get together in dnd isnt cute, idk what is

  • @sterlingdavison7337
    @sterlingdavison7337 2 года назад +140

    Lol at 2:51:28 when Fjord decides to go for it and Marisha changed seating positions made me laugh so hard. The equivalent of grabbing popcorn.

  • @lichterin143
    @lichterin143 4 года назад +289

    Fjord: potentionally getting laid tonight
    The Mighty Nein: giving him all the right kinds of protection

    • @ladylightning1741
      @ladylightning1741 11 месяцев назад +3

      Alternate episode title: Dubious Consent

  • @mistresspheonix854
    @mistresspheonix854 4 года назад +438

    After this arc I wouldn't be surprised if Caduces developed a fear of water like Nott. How many times has he started to drown in the last one/two weeks of game time? Three, four? What ever it is he is quickly discovering that water particularly salt water doesn't like him very much.

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 3 года назад +5

      Shhhhhhhh it’ll be fine

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 3 года назад +36

      That and his friend's lack of apathy for his survival. It took two NPC's to save him, one of which was the waste of space Cosko.

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 3 года назад +4

      @Elijah Suever while some of those points may line up i still stand for my original statement. Sympathy implies that the crew would, and did, eventually feel bad about abandoning deuce. Apathy would be their lack of concern in the moment. Neither of those are mutually exclusive for the fact that both can happen at the same time for the same situation.
      It seemed pretty clear to everyone that getting to that door was more important than saving Tal's character. It took Tal's longest friend Matt to salvage the situation. Liam tried to make amends in the next episode with Molly's old necklace which was good because Liam's character is/was very myopic on his allegiances early on and showed that in his style of game play. Very Zemnian in his thought processes which was both aggravating and inspiring at the same time.

    • @math_plant
      @math_plant 3 года назад +24

      @@eb4305 that's the point, saying lack of apathy means they care a lot, cause they lack apathy, meaning they don't don't care

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +8

      @@math_plant lol someone doesnt understand double negatives :P

  • @anotherarabella2963
    @anotherarabella2963 4 года назад +390

    Caleb: "Do what you have to"
    What he really means: "pimp yourself out"

    • @lowkeylonely4265
      @lowkeylonely4265 3 года назад +40

      I was speechless for a second when he said that! 😂 He was so serious.
      On the other hand, I wonder what Caleb has "had to do" in his years on the run...

    • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
      @sybariticcupboardrat3763 3 года назад +57

      Caleb's training was very much 'the ends justify the means'. To him, the discomfort of sexual manipulation is justified if it leads to significant advantages.

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 3 года назад +60

      @@sybariticcupboardrat3763 Liam confirmed that compromising yourself sexually is part of Volstrucker training and it makes me very sad.

    • @mrsiwtv
      @mrsiwtv 3 года назад +49

      @@belindaluna2067 right??! also considering Caleb left there when he was only 17, thinking about how young he must have been when that training took place is harrowing

    • @lowkeylonely4265
      @lowkeylonely4265 3 года назад +22

      @@mrsiwtv I know going back to this now really hurt my heart. Poor Caleb never eve had a chance for innocence.

  • @nomad2305
    @nomad2305 4 года назад +146

    The shade of crimson that Travis turned when Matt said Ivantika was nude. 🤣

  • @nicksanders3134
    @nicksanders3134 3 года назад +464

    Sam is such a good player.
    The honesty with the keg/ reloading makes my heart happy.
    And the way he looks out for Caduceus when others leave him for dead.

    • @bananafish58
      @bananafish58 3 года назад +68

      He is such a soulful player, which is why, IMHO, many of the most moving and engaging moments -- both funny and serious -- include Sam.

    • @LukeLosiPfleger
      @LukeLosiPfleger 3 года назад +31

      @@bananafish58 there is literally nothing funnier in all of critical role than Grog and Taryon’s shopping fiasco, imo. While a big part of that is because of how naturally comedic those characters are, I think it’s even more so because those are the two most soulful, honest, attentive, and “down” players, so willing to listen to what everyone else does, go with the flow of Matt’s whims, and just really live within the world of the show

    • @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx
      @xXxIMNOTANGELxXx 3 года назад +17

      Well Liam almost killed him and honestly it's kinda petty that he will argue with Matt over his slow spell for 5 minutes straight but when he almost kills a friend's character it's "I already did it, it's done". Ugh what a douche

    • @M00nSlippers
      @M00nSlippers 3 года назад +43

      @@xXxIMNOTANGELxXx The Hydra had the potential to kill ALL of them, Cad included, for all he knew that Slow spell was the only thing that would let them survive the encounter at all. Also, Beau had like 10 health and Caduceus was full health, there was a decent chance he would survive the fall whereas Beau definitely wouldn't, he probably didn't think of monks having immunity to fall damage, Beau didn't always I think that was from her recent level or training or something, and Caleb would totally put Beau over Caduceus anyway. Also, since Liam DID already argue with Matt earlier in the episode he probably didn't want to be disruptive again. Making one mistake, especially in a game where so many things are going on, doesn't make you a douche or a bad person.

    • @Daepilin
      @Daepilin 2 года назад +20

      @@M00nSlippers cad was unconcious and on death saves. HP don't matter at that point, he would have taken at least one failed save there

  • @Rutillith
    @Rutillith 4 года назад +762

    "Sleep well with your bad decitions" that wasn't cadeusus, that was molly.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 года назад +129

      Mollymauk would've interrogated him for every last bit of gossip he could wring out of him: and then made him feel guilty about it because of Jester.

    • @sachinaraszkiewicz785
      @sachinaraszkiewicz785 3 года назад +50

      That was 100% Caduceus :-)

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn 3 года назад +71

      @@Zombiewithabowtie i agree with the first point, but not the second. Molly wasn't exactly one for all that jealousy and monogamy and such and such.

    • @melusineshade8538
      @melusineshade8538 3 года назад +66

      Molly would have join them.

    • @LindaOlives
      @LindaOlives 3 года назад +18

      @@melusineshade8538 Yeah he would 😏😂

  • @LukeLosiPfleger
    @LukeLosiPfleger 3 года назад +156

    “We’re not gonna sit here and subject you guys to leveling up at the table. Although I’m sure there are a few of you that would love to see it” there are DOZENS of us Matt!

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 3 года назад +27

      I am sure the number is hundreds, if not over a thousand. That would make such an interesting mini-episode in itself, seeing how they rolled up their characters, picking skills as they level up, etc, etc.

  • @HunterPanoch
    @HunterPanoch 2 года назад +153

    This Campaign is SO MEAN to poor Taliesin he goes from looking like he's having a great time to sadly sitting in patient fuming silence at least 20 mins per game

  • @trautsj
    @trautsj 4 года назад +1068

    Taliesin has to be losing years off his life with all the close calls he continues to have this campaign :O Matt really has it out for him lol

    • @caelumsthelimit6849
      @caelumsthelimit6849 4 года назад +145

      his life is infinite and the years mean nothing to him

    • @digitool5944
      @digitool5944 4 года назад +14

      it is partly self inflicted, also Matt's feelings don't matter

    • @erincriswell4054
      @erincriswell4054 4 года назад +13

      RQK1996 issa J-O-K-E. Calm.

    • @Law-of-EnTropy
      @Law-of-EnTropy 4 года назад +42

      @@erincriswell4054 he _is_ joking with his reply. You took him literally. It's been a long running joke thay Taliesin is an immortal champion of some god and has lived for 19 centuries.

    • @sevencats4964
      @sevencats4964 4 года назад +7

      @@Law-of-EnTropy Erin was responding to RQK1996, not Artemis

  • @thetransientone6254
    @thetransientone6254 4 года назад +235

    Also, yeah it was a barrel but like it's a barrel of black powder on a PIRATE SHIP. It's absolutely gonna be waterproof.

    • @taylamuller1811
      @taylamuller1811 3 года назад +6

      But probably not as much as for like ale or stuff, if it's soaked in water for a few minutes it will let some water through. It would be more time consuming to actually waterproof them, and if the ship is going down the gun powder isn't much use anyways. It's likely that they were more fire resistant than water resistant.

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 2 года назад +15

      @@taylamuller1811 It'd be as waterproof. Either it stops working after 2 days from the humidity or it's pretty solidly waterproof. Black powder does not like moisture.

    • @isaiahwelch8066
      @isaiahwelch8066 2 года назад +8

      Fun fact about gunpowder:
      Unless corning has been invented, humidity and water don't do as much to gunpowder as you might think.
      If you have gunpowder and you mix water with it, and then grind it in a mortar and pistle (what you grind dry herbs with), you actually make it more stable, and more explosive. But once it dries out again, you can't get water anywhere near it, AND gunpowder has to be kept dry.
      Corning, by the way, was invented in the late 1300s, according to Michael Crichton, after 1357; see his book _Timeline._

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 3 года назад +129

    Nott: This was the worst day of my life atleast as long as i can remember.
    Matt: The worst day of your life SO FAR *pads shoulder*

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk 3 года назад +93

    I'll tell you guys what, the Grave Cleric is wearing his title on his sleeve, living so close on the edge between life and death for most of the adventure!

  • @GoodSteve123
    @GoodSteve123 4 года назад +166

    "...sound mixer Randy Cockburn, didn't think you could pull it off like that."
    So good... Sam is so good.

  • @BigggusDikkkus
    @BigggusDikkkus 4 года назад +263

    Can we stop and appreciate feather fall for a moment...

    • @Makkis
      @Makkis 3 года назад +13

      Nott taking the magic initiate feat to get it was a big brain play

    • @respectfulevil9022
      @respectfulevil9022 3 года назад +1

      Can we alleviate heat metal

    • @taylamuller1811
      @taylamuller1811 3 года назад +3

      Feather fall has saved their asses so many times actually.

    • @witchyjay3268
      @witchyjay3268 2 года назад +1

      @@respectfulevil9022 My I just say, the best alternate name for "Heat Metal" comes from "Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG," "Detect Piercings" just speaks to me as a spell name.

  • @kgp277
    @kgp277 2 года назад +60

    When Sam realized everyone else took their costumes off and then slowly took his off, my heart broke a little. 🥺

  • @peach6937
    @peach6937 3 года назад +209

    Seems like ever since they saw the ocean they've been making one bad decision after another.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +3

      ocean scary

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Год назад +2

      Tropics man, every mf in the tropics be just a little crazy at least. Ever heard of Florida Man?

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 2 месяца назад

      Bad decisions make good stories. Most of d and d is bad decisions and their consequences.

  • @The_Lag_Monster
    @The_Lag_Monster 4 года назад +146

    I love how Captain Twitchwood got the laugh it deserved even though Laura wasn't there 😂

  • @butternuggets868
    @butternuggets868 4 года назад +152

    Ashley.. gone
    Laura.. gone
    Travis.. no willpower, no problem right?

  • @izzynana37
    @izzynana37 4 года назад +113

    The same episode Fjord kisses Jester, he sleeps with Avantika...

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +6

      my man

    • @math_plant
      @math_plant 3 года назад +8

      Travis: "I don't like to rp relationships"
      Also Travis:
      Makes his character kiss Jester and sleep with someone, making it the second lay of the campaign (if you count Beau and Keg)

    • @dsoul1305
      @dsoul1305 3 года назад +3

      Travis didnt want romance in the campaign for Fjord, but Laura insisted she wanted to romance him. So I guess he was playing flirty with her char just for the sake of it in a scene that was really an action scene and a necessity move and decided to be with Avantika to make Jester maybe hate him.

    • @math_plant
      @math_plant 3 года назад +1

      @Connor sure! I said if you count Beau and Keg, but I believe Molly didn't really sleep with the two people at the pillow trove. Even if he was the third, its still pretty funny

    • @GabiiNightwish
      @GabiiNightwish 3 года назад +2

      @@math_plant why wouldn't you count beau and keg?

  • @tankaliciousthomas325
    @tankaliciousthomas325 3 года назад +316

    I'm utterly in love with the image of caduceus sledding on a sheild and out like a light being led by nott while caleb screams directions and everyone flails.
    Absolutely glorious.

    • @ajohndoe17
      @ajohndoe17 3 года назад

      Mini-caduceus***

    • @ondras5241
      @ondras5241 3 года назад +4

      @@ajohndoe17 Wasn't tiny at the time.

    • @ajohndoe17
      @ajohndoe17 3 года назад +1

      @@ondras5241 I thought he was partially down the way then changed back

    • @ondras5241
      @ondras5241 3 года назад +5

      @@ajohndoe17 He got big at the beginning of the under water fight

    • @ajohndoe17
      @ajohndoe17 3 года назад

      @@ondras5241 gotcha

  • @taylormademadness
    @taylormademadness 4 года назад +136

    Omg Matt’s reaction when Travis said he was gonna go for it 🤣 I DIED

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 4 года назад +146

    just IMAGINE if laura was sitting there

    • @bookb1tch837
      @bookb1tch837 3 года назад +7

      She would have *murdered* Matt for this.

    • @dsoul1305
      @dsoul1305 3 года назад

      it wouldn't have happened if she was there LOL. she would have throw the most stinky-eye. Travis would have slept in the couch for the rest of the year. LOL

  • @CerotheDemon
    @CerotheDemon 2 года назад +31

    I love the visual of Nott pushing Cad like a shopping cart through this flood.

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 3 года назад +250

    I felt so bad for Cad/Tal this episode. I hope the M9 watch better out for him in the future

    • @Raysa1208
      @Raysa1208 2 года назад +37

      Same here, it actually made me angry

    • @Skip6235
      @Skip6235 2 года назад +50

      “I cast feather fall on the monk who can basically fall forever and not take damage and not on the unconscious guy who will instantly die when he hits the ground”

    • @andy6015
      @andy6015 2 года назад +39

      Sometimes it feels to me like talisen is (unfairly) the 5th wheel in the group and gets left behind

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 2 года назад +34

      @@andy6015 I think here it was more about Cad being the new guy

    • @ErinBookNut
      @ErinBookNut 2 года назад +21

      They're kinda shitty to their primary healer.

  • @Nortarachanges
    @Nortarachanges 4 года назад +98

    1:45:02 “I’ll take ‘just barely’ today!” There have definitely been days like that in my life ^_^

  • @Avokado34
    @Avokado34 3 года назад +166

    3 chosen of the bird
    3 chosen for Uk'ktoah
    3 chosen for the worm
    They're The real mighty nine!!! ;D

  • @neerGdyahS
    @neerGdyahS 3 года назад +61

    The Cast: Says some funny shit before the fade in.
    Me: "BUT WHAT DID THEY SAY THOOOOUGH!?!?!?"

  • @ashleyc2805
    @ashleyc2805 3 года назад +36

    Travis went from a cowboy with M&M hands to Luke from the Gilmore Girls.

  • @robertsmith36
    @robertsmith36 4 года назад +72

    Sam: "oh man I'm getting some twitchwood ready."
    Followed by the sound of fish slapping together
    Had me rolling

  • @nonstopogre1184
    @nonstopogre1184 4 года назад +97

    I'm watching dante play make-believe with Kylo Ren... And ketchup

  • @mcrazzburger3954
    @mcrazzburger3954 2 года назад +47

    Sam's face at 2:08:42 when he realizes everybody else took off their costumes his hilarious

  • @Hearty1100
    @Hearty1100 4 года назад +63

    Thank you to whoever did the subs.
    Especially this one.
    MATT: "(In despair) No. . .no"

  • @KazanNabeu
    @KazanNabeu 4 года назад +334

    Fjord had a fragment of possibility he coulda used to reroll that challenge against Avantika. Use the dodeccccc god dammit!! Lol

    • @tiagoamador7198
      @tiagoamador7198 4 года назад +64

      He used it on a stealth check. when Laura gave him the blessing he had already used the fragment to succed on the check.

    • @alexanderseedorf486
      @alexanderseedorf486 4 года назад +22

      Fjord shouldn't have even needed to do the challenge. He wasted time trying to wrench the eye from his chest when it was obviously in the sword. This has confused me for a while now. The party keeps talking about him having the eye in his chest but if you go back and watch the episode, the eye showed up immediately on the sword when he did that. It obviously went through him and connected to his weapon since that was his pact. I don't get all of the challenges Matt has (like when Fjord needed to put his face in the water, I thought he needed to offer blood like Avantica did on her alter.), but this one seemed pretty clear.

    • @ChrisCold
      @ChrisCold 4 года назад +37

      @@alexanderseedorf486 making him put the face in the water in the previous dream was a pretty smart set up actually, it should have been a hint to Fjord to dive into the pool in the temple like Avantika did (and he did catch on). As for him not figuring out immediately that he should put his sword instead of a body part, well, Avantika had her orb on her palm, which was obviously unusual to Fjord since his body swallowed it but it appeared on an object, and from what I understood the size of the socket or whatever it was where they needed to put their eye in, was comparable in size to Avantika's but the one on the sword was just a smaller version, so it naturally created a bit of disconnect there, you're just seeing it better in hindsight, and I'm sure Fjord will adjust too from this moment onward.
      You could also say that Caleb stopping Fjord for just a brief moment to warn him about the runes prevented him from getting there faster, but again, in hindsight there is always something to blame.

    • @bamcki991
      @bamcki991 4 года назад +1

      Fjord also got Relentless endurance

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy 4 года назад +9

      @@alexanderseedorf486 spoilers I guess
      Matt said on Talks one time that the orb in the sword is more off a manifestation and that the real or was inside him all alone. This is confirmed later.
      (Stop reading if you're no caught up)
      When fjord looses the sword he believes he got rid of the orb but that didn't stop the minions of ukatoa to try and rip it out off him in episode 98(ISH)

  • @Maidanofgray
    @Maidanofgray 4 года назад +272

    Fjord: *saves Jester's life with a kiss.*
    Celeb: Am I a joke to you?

    • @marias5685
      @marias5685 4 года назад +13

      Acute Castle the implications of this comment are killing me

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 года назад +23

      Hopefully Fjord and Jester become a couple. Unless Travis decides to pursue an NPC. I think last campaign his character did try to flirt with a female Goliath. Yet I think a husband and wife having characters fall in love in any medium is the best.

    • @hal7741
      @hal7741 3 года назад +11

      Zachary Gadzinski I’d rather have jester and fjord get together then Caleb and Jester. Jester and Caleb is like the biggest ship rn and idk why 😂

    • @Maidanofgray
      @Maidanofgray 3 года назад +44

      @@hal7741 You really did miss all the small things Caleb does for Jester. Caleb is subtle so I can't say I blame you. Caleb enables Jester to be herself and Jester enables Caleb to be happy. Which if you see Caleb is suffering from depression and ptsd. Seeing him around another person that always shows him no matter the darkest moments one can smile. Seems like something relatable to a wide part of the audience.

    • @f.faucon6681
      @f.faucon6681 3 года назад +22

      At 1:26:03, listen to Travis as he describes what Fjord does, but pay close attention to Liam as he stays in character: Caleb is frozen, then has small face expressions / he frowns at three occasions, showing his negative reaction to what is happening, and only then as Liam he has a brief smile to acknowledge the momentary cuteness. Watching him staying in character at different key moments of the campaign is just fascinating.

  • @hannahstordeur7473
    @hannahstordeur7473 3 года назад +146

    Watching Travis lose out on those powers was SO PAINFUL. Matt was trying to stress the urgency when he was losing time to follow Avantika thanks to Caleb's distraction... such a bummer!

    • @TheThreeHeadedDragon
      @TheThreeHeadedDragon Год назад +32

      Fjord shouldn't have needed to make athletic checks to beat her. He has a swim speed with the Mariner Armor and thus should have been able to just take the dash action since her speed was halved and his wasn't.

    • @AxelHenx
      @AxelHenx Год назад +4

      i was thinking that as soon as he said something to fjord, like wtf are you doing dude.
      1 roll removed, but tbh it's scripted so it was meant to be :)

    • @elisam.2896
      @elisam.2896 Год назад +1

      Caleb was the absolute worst this episode. Hoping that this is just Liam playing high Caleb as a real d*ck (because he doesnt know what else to do???) and this is not proof of future decisions on Liams part.

    • @jadenlife
      @jadenlife Год назад +13

      @Axel Henx He stalled him purposefully because he didn't want Fjord to release the seal on the demigod leviathan. Regardless, in the end, the only reward ended up being the ability to cast Control Water, which is a pretty shitty exchange for potentially unleashing a primordial evil. Haha

    • @Diegox94xleon
      @Diegox94xleon 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheThreeHeadedDragon agreed completely I got so mad at this moment because it feels unwarranted, he found the sphere slot before her, was next to the sphere slot and the falchion out already and Avantika was not next to him so it felt SUPER forced to me to do this just to build on a potential villain, at the very LEAST Matt should have given him advantage due to literally all the conditions being in his favor.

  • @TheEternalChild7
    @TheEternalChild7 3 года назад +182

    Oh man, poor Caduceus. Starts drowning to death and his new supposed allies (who had already almost left him behind once coming out of Nicodranas) proceeded to drag the drowning Jester with them, one of them risks his own life trying to give her more air, but not one of them pauses to go try and grab Caduceus before bolting for the exit. Instead he was rescued by a shady pirate zealot who's been threatening their lives, and the cowardly navigator who he'd just finished telling off for not fighting the hydra by their side. I'm surprised this wasn't the straw that broke the Firbolg's back. It would be pretty reasonable to ditch the party after all that. Although to be fair, I guess he might not have seen any of that considering the fact that he was busy drowning to death and fell unconscious shortly afterward.

    • @jimjam751
      @jimjam751 3 года назад +34

      Yeah why are they ignoring caduceus? I understand they haven’t known him long but he literally heals them and has been very useful. As if they would leave him to die? It makes me think the players just forget about Taliesin or don’t care about him. As if you don’t cast feather fall on him. If I was caduceus I would be asking what happened and who saved me, and when I find out Caleb left me to die I would refuse to heal him ever again. I feel like Liam plays too harshly sometimes.

    • @eb4305
      @eb4305 3 года назад +48

      @@jimjam751 Agreed, Liam is playing Caleb pretty callously early on. He's gotten better later in the campaign but it takes a while. Tal's always kind of been the outsider of the group which is hard to witness. This is one of the worse times it was evident. Laura would have been there for him if she was there. Her mom side wouldn't have let this shit fly.

    • @scottshaw8864
      @scottshaw8864 3 года назад +20

      Yeah not the first time watching Crit Role when it hasn't made a ton of sense for the party to stick together. I mean a LOT of D&D parties are like this, so not trying to say that the Crit Role group is some terrible example of teamwork compared to most, but as with many D&D groups, everyone is mostly just out for themselves. Like when the swimming fight started, Beau just immediately left. With all the movement she has, she could have tried to make sure other people got out first considering she could easily leave at any time, but that didn't seem to be a consideration. Another thing is I'm not even really sure why they are helping Fjord with this - he's trying to just gain random power I guess? But if so, why would any of the rest of them care about this. They aren't getting paid, etc, the reasons for following the current plotline just seems very questionable for everyone else. And even for Fjord it's not exactly something great, he's trying to gain the ability to control the ocean by releasing some powerful unknown being? Wouldn't exactly call that a "good" reason to do something. If Crit Role S2 is going to be about not being the good guys anymore, I guess that's their choice though.

    • @philipjwh2580
      @philipjwh2580 3 года назад +51

      @@jimjam751 1) What a meta gaming way to go about things. Hey guys when we were rushing out of the temple who specifically saved me and who specifically did actions that would be considered detrimental to the cause of saving me.
      2) Caleb had one reaction to save 5 people falling from death. Of course his character would instinctively save those emotionally closest to him.
      3) How petty are you. This character instinctively acts to save those he knows, so I am never going to heal him ever again. That would singularly ruin a game for alot of people.

    • @Makkis
      @Makkis 3 года назад +22

      @@scottshaw8864 she was on 10hp, had she stayed, there'd be 3 people drowning

  • @FunnyFany
    @FunnyFany 4 года назад +393

    That chase sequence had _me_ tired, damn. Thrilling.

  • @trevorwerchau8995
    @trevorwerchau8995 Год назад +65

    When Sam goes “can I pause you for one second Matt” after rewatching him he gave the stink eye to all of them as he realized what happened and it was hilarious😂

    • @AxelHenx
      @AxelHenx Год назад

      tyvm for notifing. didnt notice :D :D

    • @shandybencher1302
      @shandybencher1302 Год назад +3

      Someone def messaged him. Cuz he looked down at his phone as he went to drink. Read the message and then looked around at everyone. Ahahaha I rewatched that section like 10 times so fucking hilarious

    • @Loka_sson
      @Loka_sson Год назад +2

      timestamp? :)

  • @lozmaster6441
    @lozmaster6441 3 года назад +24

    I like to think that while fjord was having his "meeting" with the Captain, Jester was just pacing back and forth through the cabin the entire time

  • @morganmcinroy4211
    @morganmcinroy4211 3 года назад +48

    Poor Cad is going to be as afraid of water as Nott at this point

  • @ajakab14
    @ajakab14 4 года назад +221

    Anyone else feel pure anguish when Caleb didn't feather fall Caduceus :'(

    • @hankfrance4559
      @hankfrance4559 4 года назад +58

      i mean its the main five people that have been together since they met (excluding the ever absent Yasha), so it makes sense for his character to be protective

    • @sevencats4964
      @sevencats4964 4 года назад +48

      It's definitely a good thing Nott has Feather Fall as well

    • @stoneagealienz874
      @stoneagealienz874 3 года назад +41

      @@hankfrance4559 not really. If i fall down a building with a friend who is a pro in parkour and a acquaintance who is fucking unconscious i‘m not gonna try to save my friend who will most likely survive anyway. Laim just made a stupid mistake and tried to play it of as a roleplay decision .

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +38

      @@stoneagealienz874 hard disagree. in that moment where he didn't have time to think, Caleb would try to save the people he feels closest to. he really doesn't care if the other people live or die.

    • @stoneagealienz874
      @stoneagealienz874 3 года назад +9

      @@Drekromancer he doesn’t care if other people die or not? what show are you watching wtf?

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 года назад +66

    I like to think while Caleb and Nott are high they're seeing Fjord dressed exactly how Travis is.

  • @SLorraineE
    @SLorraineE 2 года назад +65

    It's cool how Marisha gets up on the chair to squat when she's excited about what's going on

  • @thebrickler
    @thebrickler 4 года назад +39

    Anybody says anything:
    Fjord: "Indeed"

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos 3 месяца назад

      *In my best Caduceus voice*
      Yeeaaahh. 😌🍵

  • @kane.alazare
    @kane.alazare 4 года назад +178

    How come Caduceus always end up unconscious every episode? 😂😂 Poor Taliesin.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 3 года назад +31

      Because enemies hate healers, and dps and tanks never pay attention untill the healer dies... then they blame them for the group wipe.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 3 года назад +32

      Remember kids. If the healer dies, noone can heal you, and noone will revive you. Protect your white mage.

    • @kmacgregor6361
      @kmacgregor6361 3 года назад +35

      They don't really use the concept of tanking. The ones who could take hits are always trying to stay out of the way, even if they're at full HP, and they don't seem to connect the fact that the bad guy is still going to attack someone, so if it's not them, it's going to be someone else, like maybe the healer or the wizard or someone who's already hurt. They often end up with a few of them at full HP and a few of them badly hurt or unconscious. It was nice to see Beau make a deliberate decision to stay and tank against the hydra/other guy, which was totally sensible given her high AC, resistance to poison and ability to deflect missiles and do patient defense. Fjord needs to use his Armor of Agathys and get in there more.

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 года назад +4

      @@Zeppathy of course, you don't ever fuck with the white mage. Until they get targeted first lol

    • @dsoul1305
      @dsoul1305 3 года назад +3

      Yes, they don't spread the damage amongst them and take many bad decisions too. Tal talks about this in this episode and talks machina show. some days they are really tired and tal in the first campaign was always on coffee. I think he is often times to tired to make good decisions under pressure. I dont like to put my chars on the line but when the party is so careless, sometimes is necessary. plus the fact that they are clerics but they dont act like it. they dont heal others or themselves as often as I would expect from clerics chars

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 4 года назад +108

    1:40:50 me thinking about the animals they had with them.

    • @briannapadgett6041
      @briannapadgett6041 4 года назад +3

      Ckinsman same!

    • @whimsicalstray
      @whimsicalstray 4 года назад +15

      One is a magical fey owl, but that weasel...

    • @Shornaal13
      @Shornaal13 4 года назад +19

      By all means that weasel should be gone.

    • @slippymclach1233
      @slippymclach1233 4 года назад +14

      Shornaal13 sprinkles is actually vecna

    • @vetsrus31
      @vetsrus31 3 года назад +6

      Sprinkles was never alive to begin with. (Not a spoiler, just my legit theory)

  • @erebos426
    @erebos426 3 года назад +24

    Matt: You guys are now drowning.
    Group: Continue to cast verbal spells.

  • @CatchThesePaws
    @CatchThesePaws Год назад +14

    “Man, I’m getting some Twitchwood right now” Sam has the most gracefully timed jokes but it’s always with the grossest implications omg *wheeze*

  • @bronzeowl9
    @bronzeowl9 4 года назад +161

    I am very curious to know at which point the effects of the fermented fruits wore off.

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam 3 года назад +19

      It never did

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +14

      @@internettevarolanadam it never will

    • @jennie22.02
      @jennie22.02 3 года назад +3

      @@pvic6959 🤣🤣

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 года назад +7

      When the abjuration seal was broken. Adrenaline does that.

    • @FlameJackstar
      @FlameJackstar 3 года назад +5

      Technically speaking, Nott and Caleb would've rolled every check with disadvantage, even during the Hydra fight. Buuut, considering this was such a hard encounter, Matt glanced over it or else more characters could've died. At least I guess so.

  • @isabellahopeferris-green2897
    @isabellahopeferris-green2897 4 года назад +179

    Fjord likes girls with pretty accents... I can’t even begin to blame him.

  • @gregfahlgren7501
    @gregfahlgren7501 Год назад +28

    Marisha's face during the seduction part of the Night Cap was just priceless.