@@nopeace3689 I never got LOL he was straight up like “Maaaaan, fuck your moms I have shit to do, Jedi no emotions blah blah blah, I’m fuckin hungry dude see ya” and just causes Anakin to morph into a sociopathic monster
Qui Gon: "When it was my birthday one year we went for ice-cream and he said I could have whichever two flavours I wanted" Obi Wan: "That is a nice childhood memory" Qui Gon: "I was 28 years old" I'm dead😂😂😂😂 10:00
@@abduljabars but like all three of them together watching this at the same time, cmon you’re telling me he’d be a downer with Liam and Hayden sitting next to him, idk man
I hope this channel will forever become not too big so Disney won't claim the fuck out of it. The Obi-Wan impersonation is so great and its always fun to watch their reaction
I know, right? Instead of 'Qui Gon' Jinn, he should be 'Snack Break' Jinn. Disembodied voices in the background "Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar". Hahaha. And yes, I know that 'Qui Gon' is snacking on chips and NOT a Kit Kat, but I honestly couldn't think of any other snack-song. Although, I guess you can use an old Duke Nukem saying: "Yum Yum. Snickety-snacks". Hahaha Ooohh, just had a thought. Duke Nukem as a Force Ghost.
@@walkerx1813 honestly, I wonder about that myself. Force Snacks maybe? Maybe they're snacks that have 'expired' and have now become "one with the Force"?
@@CorvusCorone68 German words only appear longer because we don't use spaces in compounds. English uses compounds the same way that German does, you just put an unnecessary space in between. For example: ice cream, high school, living room, sentence structure, full moon, half sister, post office, etc. All of those would be written in German without the space.
This episode reminded me how hard Yaddle failed everyone in her encounter with Dooku and Palpatine. The only way to rationalize her near-death was to say that she sneakily rolled backward super fast at the very last moment and was safely on the other side of the hangar door as it was completely shut.. leaving Dooku to think that she was squashed. So instead of hopping in her ship and heading back to warn everyone, she tuckers herself out opening the door again just so she can get back inside and die.
this is, by far, my absolute FAVORITE new channel! and there is even a bigger reason to loving this then just simply having Obi-Wan Not-so-Kenobi and Qui-Gone Tequila on a couch reacting to Star Wars stuff, but one of my favorite Nicknames i was given during Highschool was Obi-Fat Kenobi lmfao! that and HummingBeard.
I like how everyone is basically retired from Star Wars and makes fun of every decision they made in their lives just because they want to. No Jedi council, no sith, no separatist, no republic, no rebels, no empire. Just pure laziness 😂.
Seeing the funeral scene has me thinking, what about the bodies of the Jedi that have probably been mangled, lost their heads, crushed body parts, guts and organs everywhere, etc?
20:00 imagine if maul did run over Anakin. Movie series would've been over quick 😂 When ghost qui-gon eats chips do they just fall to the floor like Casper?
If only Obi-Wan could perform that Disney force magic on Qui-Gon... If only Obi-Wan sliced Maul vertically, not horizontally... Obi, you should have done these things.
Dude im in love with these videos holy shit these are great! Also the hanger is in 'The Works' its the factory sector of Coruscant. But still god tier video nonetheless
-Hello there master jedi, we would like to take you on 2 vs 2 Honestly this may have been the funniest part of the episode. Like imagine for a moment you live in this universe and you hear stories of mystical knights wielding unknown powers that can reflect blaster bolts mid-air... sure I will take them on with my pal Jeff right there! Our military special forces do not have any super-powers but if I saw two seal team six dudes walk into a bar my first thought would not be "meh I can take them"
"It just feels different when you judge it by today's standards." Oh No! Qui-gon has gone "woke"! lol. And I REALLY LOVE how he's got Anikin's monotone down pat! 😅
Obi Wan you shouldnt bug Qui Gon so much, just remember he has a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you and snack food :).
Why did Obi Wan say he recognized that hanger and it was the second Jedi of Yoda’s species Dooku fought there? Yoda battled Dooku on Geonosis. Dooku then fled to Coruscant to the hanger where Yaddle was killed, to meet his master. Nobody knew of that location except for those closest to Sidious.
I thought Obi wan was for sure gonna relapes once he saw the spindly legged droid lol. He loves killing defenseless droids after all .. And teaching the ymm moves
This one is old I know but I just now stumbled across this channel I'm not even super wel versed don't know the creators but omg this stuff is next level hilarious like wow lmao almost as funny as slicing through a b2 super battle Droid and she was a good friend...... your so much like ur father lmao
It makes me realise more and more how palpating attacks these vulnerable people who are struggling to trust the Jedi as they begin to understand how they are just there to do what the senate desires versus what they feel is right. Which is right always so it’s like they are driven to this path.
They do not have much of a choice plus slowly becoming manipulated to do xyz slowly becoming pulled apart by the shame they feel for the tasks they are forced to do to feel loved or accepted or part of a free fighting clan to survive cheers or that aligns with their goals or values or it just does not align with the Jedi’s. An option that uses the force without the Jedi lapdog tasks created by the senate
@23:22 Obligatory annoying Star Wars nerd comment. That hangar is on Coruscant, not Geonosis from Attack of the Clones. Dooku did not battle Yoda and Yaddle in the same hangar.
the flow of the prequel trilogy would have been vastly improved purely by adding a couple of scenes with Dooku in the Jedi Temple with Qui-Gon just so we knew him before he shows up in Episode 2
Honestly the more and more I see Dooku the more I realize how complex of a character he is.
Dooku just like Qui-gon saw the corruption in the Jedi Order and they wanted to change and safe it.
And Dooku's charisma is just so captivating
@@pavma7 Don't think wiping it out counts as saving it
@@scoposteve8470 He wanted to get rid of both the jedi and sith orders as they're basically both not good for the republic.
@@SSpider41 oh I see
8:40 “ANAKIN!”
“Yes, Master?”
“You’re far more of a moron than I.”
“Sorry for disappointing you, my Master…”
The dejected tone just makes it.
"You're such a bellend Obi-Wan" XD
lol, obi-wan
Is he though who turned their back on ashoka and caught on to the hypocrisy of the jedi first and let anakin mom die
@@nopeace3689 I never got LOL he was straight up like “Maaaaan, fuck your moms I have shit to do, Jedi no emotions blah blah blah, I’m fuckin hungry dude see ya” and just causes Anakin to morph into a sociopathic monster
No Naboo Senator is corrupt ohh did we forgot you know who he was a senator of Naboo before he was a Chancelor
He did not
Technically he was not the one who got paid.
Congratulations, you found the joke 🎉
I never forgot that youngster. Saw Phantom Menace four times in theaters back in May of '99
I do believe you have found the joke good sir
Anakin having his redemption arc as a stoner gotta be the best thing about these
This shipping crate full of spice isn’t going to snort itself
They finally gave him his Adderall.
He who controls the spice controls The Universe...
Qui Gon: "When it was my birthday one year we went for ice-cream and he said I could have whichever two flavours I wanted"
Obi Wan: "That is a nice childhood memory"
Qui Gon: "I was 28 years old"
I'm dead😂😂😂😂
10:00
and 13:00 for the follow-up... xD
Actually Qui-Gon is 😂
“He doesn’t walk very *freely* now~” hahahah
Had me dying.
I want to see, Liam, Ewan and Hayden react to these 😂 I bet they’d love it 😂
I would kill for them to see these 🤣
They need to this 😂this would make everyone’s day
@@tomdursley202 For sure XD
Based on Ewans social media....he'd probably hate these.
@@abduljabars but like all three of them together watching this at the same time, cmon you’re telling me he’d be a downer with Liam and Hayden sitting next to him, idk man
I hope this channel will forever become not too big so Disney won't claim the fuck out of it. The Obi-Wan impersonation is so great and its always fun to watch their reaction
If Disney claims it then its Canon.
@@matthiuskoenig3378 the best way to make Disney reconsider claiming it is saying those EXACT words! genious!
@@zerrierslizer1 genious 💀
They don’t have ads, which means they aren’t making money, which means Disney can’t claim it. Come on guys this is common knowledge
@@KoltVEVO Warner Brothers did it to MeatCanyon and now Bugs is a serial rapist
I' actually invested in ghost Qui-Gonn's journey to learning the truth about Dooku.
"Force choking, vigilante executions without a trial, it just feels different when you judge it by todays standards" LMFAO
Poor Anakin. Nobody comments on the fact he was nearly run over.
So I take it Windu was always 40 years old and never ages😂
I mean, has Samuel L Jackson aged since his role 🤣 not really
Black don’t crack, baby.
I like how Qui Gon is always snacking on something.
I know, right? Instead of 'Qui Gon' Jinn, he should be 'Snack Break' Jinn.
Disembodied voices in the background "Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar". Hahaha.
And yes, I know that 'Qui Gon' is snacking on chips and NOT a Kit Kat, but I honestly couldn't think of any other snack-song.
Although, I guess you can use an old Duke Nukem saying: "Yum Yum. Snickety-snacks". Hahaha
Ooohh, just had a thought. Duke Nukem as a Force Ghost.
How exactly does that work? Can you just summon whatever snack you want for yourself as a force ghost?
@@walkerx1813 honestly, I wonder about that myself. Force Snacks maybe? Maybe they're snacks that have 'expired' and have now become "one with the Force"?
Obi Wan is always sippin or hold something. And Ani is always sulking
And his hair always looks like shit and Anakin is always stoned as hell 😂
“Oh! It’s blue!”
“Why wouldn’t it be?”
“Oh, umm….”
28:40 “Master, you’ve got a helluva lot of explaining to do.” The delivery kills me 😂
18:58 I remember, reading somewhere that Yoda talks funny intentionally in order to make his friends and opponents think and to challenge them.
He structures his sentences as though he was speaking German.
@@Sue_Me_Too As a German I can say with confidence: No, he doesn't.
@@Sue_Me_Too more like latin
@@corax3341 exactly, for one thing the words he uses are far too short
@@CorvusCorone68 German words only appear longer because we don't use spaces in compounds. English uses compounds the same way that German does, you just put an unnecessary space in between. For example: ice cream, high school, living room, sentence structure, full moon, half sister, post office, etc. All of those would be written in German without the space.
The reaction of both obiwan and anakin when they see the hanger is sooo good.
23:21
PS *hangar
But they think it’s the geonosis hanger, which it isn’t.
YES! I think that Dooku sounds like Snape
Edit: i think its funny that Obi-wan look's dead inside when an episode starts
You mean Snoke?
Qui Gon eating doritos with salsa is taking up too much space in my head
"This is making me think this is just what he does in jedi relationships" made me pause and laugh
This episode reminded me how hard Yaddle failed everyone in her encounter with Dooku and Palpatine. The only way to rationalize her near-death was to say that she sneakily rolled backward super fast at the very last moment and was safely on the other side of the hangar door as it was completely shut.. leaving Dooku to think that she was squashed. So instead of hopping in her ship and heading back to warn everyone, she tuckers herself out opening the door again just so she can get back inside and die.
Rationalizing anything George Lucas or Disney does, is an exercise in futility. It's kind of like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a fish.
Yeah like, if you're going to roll out of the door, maybe roll out the other way and not the way that has the people who just tried to kill you.
Thanks for the chuckles .... you always balance the force in my life....
Picked it up when I was posted on belfast-6, I died when that was said 😂😂
I love to see obi talk about luke han and leia in New hope.
this is, by far, my absolute FAVORITE new channel! and there is even a bigger reason to loving this then just simply having Obi-Wan Not-so-Kenobi and Qui-Gone Tequila on a couch reacting to Star Wars stuff, but one of my favorite Nicknames i was given during Highschool was Obi-Fat Kenobi lmfao! that and HummingBeard.
I like how everyone is basically retired from Star Wars and makes fun of every decision they made in their lives just because they want to. No Jedi council, no sith, no separatist, no republic, no rebels, no empire. Just pure laziness 😂.
Seeing the funeral scene has me thinking, what about the bodies of the Jedi that have probably been mangled, lost their heads, crushed body parts, guts and organs everywhere, etc?
11:43 we just gonna let him get away with that “don’t take anything for granite”
He's just sneaking a Rick & Morty quote in there. ruclips.net/video/vd3vRPYZhkU/видео.html
Who knew Jedi Identity theft was so funny
I could just imagine obi-wan and Qi'Gon doing this as force ghosts lol
Love this!! Keep making this Star Wars content or whatever you want because I love all your videos!
Idk how ur not at 10 Million Subs. This is literally the funniest thing on the internet. Absolutely Incredible!
Because I’m pretty sure it’s stolen from Charlie Hopkinson unless he runs this channel to
just found this channel, and this is comedic gold, keep up the great work!
God this shit gold. I can barely breath at work from the laughter lol
20:00 imagine if maul did run over Anakin. Movie series would've been over quick 😂
When ghost qui-gon eats chips do they just fall to the floor like Casper?
"People get older.. ohhhh the secret of the jedi" 😂😂😂
“They made her into a Katri-curry for everyone to have at the wake.”
That line caught me off-guard.
"Weekend At Qui-Gon's" Ha ha ha ha!
"He's doing you a disservice. It's not like you're an American."
This American appreciated that joke. 😂
It's so creepy seeing count Dooku but hearing a voice that sounds more like professor Snape 😂
If only Obi-Wan could perform that Disney force magic on Qui-Gon...
If only Obi-Wan sliced Maul vertically, not horizontally...
Obi, you should have done these things.
No Naboo senator has ever been corrupt? Palpatine was the senator for Naboo in Episode One before becoming Chancellor.
To be fair Anakin was blinded by Palpatine’s manipulation
A UK thing? What you never dipped a Dorito in Salsa before? It common where I live in Canada to have Doritos and salsa
That was the joke.
...the joke...
You.
Anakin makes me laugh.
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@@skipy016 10:36
@@popsiclecheese4256 10;36
Damn, this is great. The deep fake, the voices and the comedy.
I had important plans for this night....and now I'm stuck here. What a great concept and fun cast!
Why is it so comfy watching these guys? I love it!
Director: “Okay we want a young Count Dooku, go.”
Voice actor: “Young Severus Snape, got it.”
It’s Corey Burton, his voice actor from Clone Wars
@@TobeyFan1984 That is not an argument in his favour, you realise.
He is much more nasally here than he is in the Clone Wars. An interesting choice.
Young dooku be like: tUrn tO pAge thrEe hUndrEd and NinTy-fOur
Dude im in love with these videos holy shit these are great! Also the hanger is in 'The Works' its the factory sector of Coruscant. But still god tier video nonetheless
This is just the purest of gold. I can watch these over and over again. I love it. Great job. ❤❤
"What? I BURNT those."
Qui's "well no shit" had me dying for like 2 minutes 😂😂
Obi and Qui are so on spot on these! Great job!
-Hello there master jedi, we would like to take you on 2 vs 2
Honestly this may have been the funniest part of the episode.
Like imagine for a moment you live in this universe and you hear stories of mystical knights wielding unknown powers that can reflect blaster bolts mid-air... sure I will take them on with my pal Jeff right there!
Our military special forces do not have any super-powers but if I saw two seal team six dudes walk into a bar my first thought would not be "meh I can take them"
Never underestimate stupidity and machismo. Especially mixed with alcohol.
I love the banter! Awesome job
OMG IM LOVING ❤️ 😍 THIS... did you ever fight your master with an epic score behind you? Lmao 🤣
"Yoda's dyslexic" LOL! That one got me good ngl! 😁
I nearly wet my pants several times, listening to this.
Anakin looks like he’s wearing a mask of his unburnt face.
Never though a failed deepfake could bring me joy, but here we are…
"It just feels different when you judge it by today's standards."
Oh No! Qui-gon has gone "woke"! lol. And I REALLY LOVE how he's got Anikin's monotone down pat! 😅
13:41 - Anakin, your evil sugar daddy who broke the whole republic system is from Naboo.
I’m still just fascinated by dipping Doritos in salsa. Is that a *thing* people do in the UK?
UK? Do you not dip Doritos in Salsa? It a common thing at parties where I am, in Canada.
They're pots of literal dorito brand salsa dip. Which is sold all over europe.
19:00 yes yoda indeed does not talk like that normally, his old master spoke that way and when he died Yoda decided to speak his way to honor him
Is That Canon?
@@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б it is canon I believe in the main canon too
@@LANGIMATION Cool.
Love this stuff..keep up the good work! Really funny videos
Obi Wan you shouldnt bug Qui Gon so much, just remember he has a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you and snack food :).
I am addicted to these vids and their format 😅
this is amazing!
According to the subtitles, Darth Maul was trained in the jelly arts.
Love your videos, keep them coming, DO ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!!!!!! Please!!!!!
These are actually really entertaining. You guys do a great job on these. Significantly better than all of Disney Star Wars
There’s so many GREAT one liners in this vid that I hadda keep going back just to hear em again 😂 😊
I want to see Obi wan and qui and anakin react to a new hope lol😂
I absolutely love this channel. 😂
Also, I have that same Vader coffee mug.
Anakin could use a biore strip..Fantastic job, I really enjoy your work.
“And table 9 has been waiting over 40 minutes” my ptsd from years working at the Cheesecake Factory was triggered
Why did Obi Wan say he recognized that hanger and it was the second Jedi of Yoda’s species Dooku fought there?
Yoda battled Dooku on Geonosis. Dooku then fled to Coruscant to the hanger where Yaddle was killed, to meet his master.
Nobody knew of that location except for those closest to Sidious.
How can Quigon know that Obiwan had a mullet but he doesn't know about doku?
Because he was always there... With Obi-Wan.
@@sunrisemcash ghost qui Gon is quite the stalker it seems
Love these videos so much
that hangar is not the hangar that yoda fights him in. it's on Geonosis Dokuu fights yoda :P
13:43 Palpatine was also A senator of Naboo during the Phantom Menace
I thought Obi wan was for sure gonna relapes once he saw the spindly legged droid lol. He loves killing defenseless droids after all ..
And teaching the ymm moves
11:44 I was hoping Qui-Gon would say 'Jar-Jar can be corrupt as long as I don't have to deal with him' lol
Yoda and Yaddle...two green little wrinkle persons.
XP
It is disappointing that it is not available in my area...I would have liked to see it again in the theaters on last time..
This one is old I know but I just now stumbled across this channel I'm not even super wel versed don't know the creators but omg this stuff is next level hilarious like wow lmao almost as funny as slicing through a b2 super battle Droid and she was a good friend...... your so much like ur father lmao
13:40 "no naabu senator is ever been corrupt"
Senantor Sheev Palapatine from Naabu: Yes
i really like the idea of quigon having a death stick addiction
This is the greatest channel ever!!!!
No Naboo senator was ever corrupt.
👀 Palpatine
Lol, "Don't take anything for granite." What are you a rock person?!
Would actually love to watch Obi-Wan and Friends do a review of Rick and Morty.
"Oh my gooodness,he's back from the dead,it's space jesus". 🤣😂🤣😂 OMFG !!!!!!
I love this so much 😂.
It makes me realise more and more how palpating attacks these vulnerable people who are struggling to trust the Jedi as they begin to understand how they are just there to do what the senate desires versus what they feel is right. Which is right always so it’s like they are driven to this path.
They do not have much of a choice plus slowly becoming manipulated to do xyz slowly becoming pulled apart by the shame they feel for the tasks they are forced to do to feel loved or accepted or part of a free fighting clan to survive cheers or that aligns with their goals or values or it just does not align with the Jedi’s. An option that uses the force without the Jedi lapdog tasks created by the senate
@23:22 Obligatory annoying Star Wars nerd comment. That hangar is on Coruscant, not Geonosis from Attack of the Clones. Dooku did not battle Yoda and Yaddle in the same hangar.
Hahahahahahaha this was hilarious!!! Just subscribed notifications bell on!!!
i swear this is better starwars than i could ask for.
I like how when this count dooku sometimes sounds like Snape 😂
the flow of the prequel trilogy would have been vastly improved purely by adding a couple of scenes with Dooku in the Jedi Temple with Qui-Gon just so we knew him before he shows up in Episode 2
"No Naboo senator's ever been corrupt" Lol Palpatine was the senator from Naboo before he became chancellor hahaha
Iv ended up watching 3 hours of these...id gladly watch 3 more lmao
How is anakin there but obiwan has a vadet mug
Bacta tanks
Bacta tank regrew Anikan from just his severed hand 😅🤣😁
This was the best thing I've seen 😂 🤣 😭