The Alpha Male Convention is Crazy! | Hasanabi reacts ft. Denims & Jenna Meowri
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- Опубликовано: 2 фев 2024
- Hasan invites Jenna Lynn Meowri and Denims on the broadcast in order to react to some of the most insane Alpha Male TikToks you've ever seen!
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About Hasan:
Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. 
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This is way funnier if you pretend it's a convention for guys who think they're werewolfs.
No it’s definitely funnier that they all think this convention makes them look cool or impressive
Why do all these alphacon guys look like Streets of Rage villains
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omg their stage would be a hijacked office building
@@dangerousd1312 the banquet hall of a Mariott
Not even bosses, just random goons
"you guys know sissy hypno?" the most terminally online question
I hate that I know what this is.
Am I finally old now that I don't know this?
@@MajorHickE you dont wanna know
I'm sorry what hypno?
such an incredible self report from Hasan
The incels aren't gonna like this one
they will but for a weird reason (they all have humiliation fetishes)
And the other weirdos are gonna love it for those same reapsns
Let's be honest here, Incels are incapable of enjoyment. They literally only capable of cynicism.
@@johnsmovies287whatever u say incel
Do you even know what 'incel' even means? It's so weird how it's apparently everyone and no one at the same time. Like, are they hiding under your bed right now?@@Cam-rw7fr
the muscle, the taint. the mohawk, with all these powers combined we are chadzord
Denims just like me fr. Just laughing my ass off while funnier people around me are talking and making jokes 😆
To be fair she has a hilarious laugh
@@milkismurder yes she does, she's great, I hope Hasan invites her again sometime
She’s mad cute omg
Those things are so sad because they’re capitalizing on ppl in such a low place. Imagine how you’d have to feel to go to something like that.
Alphacon sounds like the perfect setup for a dees nuts joke 😂
The Bull, The Muscle, The Foreskin and The Pustule. Greatest Alfalfa males.
I been waiting for Denims on the stream!!!
That is so funny how the Alpha Con logo is literally a direct copy of the Stargate Atlantis logo 🤣
Will Neff could make a damned fortune doing stuff like this.
I kinda wish they'd spoof the vids.
@@cctomcat321that would seriously make great content. Hasan, Will and Ludwig just leaning into it extra hard.
@@unclescipio3136 that's what I'm saying! "Ludwig... The Jock."
That, alone, would make it worth it.
@@cctomcat321 I'm cracking up just thinking about it. Or "Austin... the Bull."
@@unclescipio3136 Same page of same book.
Austin would dub himself the Bull Rider, though.
A very fascinating video, this brings back painful memories which i have been enduring. My relationship of 5 years ended 3 months ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her
its difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation, my relationship of 12 years ended, but i couldn't just let her go i did all i could to get her back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual counsellor who helped me bring her back
Amazing, how did you get a spiritual counsellor, and how do I reach her?
Her name is Shelly renee white, and she is a great spiritual counsellor who can bring back your ex.
Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive.
Going to a alpha male convention is the least aplha male thing you can do ive ever heard
They need a daddy to listen to 🌷🪷🌸
I love the idea that we actually can't tell the power level of a divorce dad so we have to imply it based on how much child support they owe. Basically like the bounties in one piece. 😂
The editing on these videos is getting better, I like it. Like when you punch in and put the guy's haircut on the screen so you can see what they're talking about at the same time? And cutting out the part where Hasan is looking for the videos? Definitely an improvement 👍🏻
This was hilarious, Hasan needs to have more girl guests again!
8:40 He's literally saying to make a 'private equity fund' to avoid paying taxes when you die and pass on more wealth. The chart just shows the 'wealth' continuing from the peak to next generation instead of 'falling' because of taxes when you die.
A private equity fund is where an advisor invests other people’s money for them. Making your own investment fund where you invest your own funds doesn’t mean anything, that’s just being an investor.
"it would be ableist if I didn't make fun of his outfit" god take me now lol I have died
DENIMS!!!! POG
Finally
Literally been waiting FOREVER for this !!!
they're dating so ofc
@@TheyCalllMeVincenzo Bro is so lucky to be in a polycule with both Rae and Denims. Being a Turk has it's percs.
@@feistygheisty1980 don't forget poki!
Hassan’s one of those guys who feels like one of the girls. (Compliment)
It’s true. It’s so attractive when a guy is just easy to be around.
Pfft 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very real
Gotta be able to bro down with the ladies
@@missinterpretation4984how do I learn to do the same to get more girls help pls
“They were guzzling cans of creamed corn” wtf why I have I never been invited!!
Rename this "Divorce Island" and the ratings would skyrocket.
I love denims! Best crossover episode
17:12 the shuckle comparison killed me lol
These alpha dudes watch 300 and think it’s a documentary.
Denims and Jenna bring so much good vibes. Kaya loves them too ;w;
Jenna's almost right but they're not infinity stones, they're dragon balls. If you collect them all you get to wish for your hairline to come back.
Is that how Vegeta got much taller?
@@cctomcat321 no that was the experimental Russian surgery.
Our queen is back
FINALLY, a Denims and Hasan collab! She's promoted his content a ton but always found it odd that Hasan never (to my knowledge/exp watching) shouted her out or anything like that. In fact, the only thing I could find linking them together was him malding & going off on her due to a clip of her opinion/reaction to a video game. It definitely didn't age well for Hasan and I think it's well enough in the past but as someone who likes to watch some Denims or Mike from PA in the mornings (who both regularly shout out/show/praise Hasan's content) this was so awesome to see a collab happen! Would LOVE another collab with the 3 of them together - this was so fun! Really, really good solid vibes!
Caroline talked about it in her stream a couple nights ago about this. The reason Hasan doesn’t really do political collabs with Caroline is because they both don’t want to pass off all of Hasan’s deranged hate watchers onto Caroline. His haters already harass all his friends and family. I am assuming this is a similar situation with other leftist streamers
take your pills
Mike from PA 😂🤣😂🤣
They call him the bull because...well you know why.
That would line up with regressives being obsessed with cuck porn.
"Bad Guy" Fieieri killed me
Hey, it's Denims!
i love Denims! she got them denims
That hair colour is amazing
"We're not selling anything."
Immediately Following
"Learning how to invest."
Something dont smell right
This is insane!!!
Bro that Alpha Nub comment killed me
I love Denims' vibes. She's just so happy to be there
Real Lambda people don't have time to learn the Greek alphabet
omg denims is here! I love her streams
At alfalfa male convention you will learn how to get subsidies for growing alfalfa without actually growing any alfalfa.
I think when they keep saying speak your truth and we need stronger people, it’s main character syndrome. I don’t feel the need to say every thought I have and I also don’t think I know everything. I’ve changed a lot of my views throughout my life too. So I’m always fine to give my opinion but I don’t think I’m a final authority. I think they just need to self reflect.
You don't understand... Gawd CHOSE them.
never heard of either of these ladies. they’re pretty funny
One is best known for onlyfans and the other is a political commentary streamer on Twitch... And has an onlyfans.
@@Farticuss salud 🫡
@@Farticusswait denim has an onlyfans!!?
@@deadboltzz5199 non nude, but yeah.
@@deadboltzz5199 non nude but yeah
As someone sporting a haircut very similar to a mohawk, I can entirely confirm the reason behind it being, in large part, an attempt to make the hairline look intentional.
They got a guy out here named Jeremiah the Bull-Frog?
Yeah, he was a good friend of mine
I am watching this chunk of video from the stream cause I missed it live sadly, and I got for the first time an ad about a suicide prevention hotline. If I was a betting man it’s because the YT algo sends those ads to any content that is labeled as PUA or men’s rights. When I realized that I laughed so hard my chest began to hurt. If you have a man in your life that watches this alpha male bull shit regularly please reach out to them, them boys ain’t doin okay. 😂
Fr, I feel like these types of "alpha" gurus specifically target vulnerable guys who either aren't doing well in life or are going through something.
25:43 not only did they not spell it right they almost stumbled into but totally missed a simple pun with “Alfirmatioms”
bruh, leftists could make a better alpha con smh
It’s so funny these alphas all love to reference Spartan stuff without realise Spartans were fucking mad men (and boys lmao)
And didn't they, as in the Spartans, take a historical L to an army of even gayer men? All I'm hearing is that ancient Greek bussy gave mofos superpowers.
And if you tell them about the population being 90% slaves, they consider that a sign of their awesomeness as soldiers... instead if their awesomeness being the product of an entire economy devoted to them and them alone.
@@christophergreen6595Yeah but tbh being a spartan was worse than a slave as you had to go to wars constantly. Only a tiny percentage like Hasan and others got to really live the good life.
@@silviuvisan505 not true. A life time of slavery is worse than a life in which you have to go to war sometimes but have far more freedoms to in your usual life. When you rob man of autonomy you rob man of human nature itself.
@@silviuvisan505 also, if that was true then why would the Spartans fight so hard to keep the slave hierarchy in place and punish revolts so harshly if being a slave was “better”. Also remember Spartans would kill slaves for no reason in certain situations. It was even seen as a test at the training schools to sneak out and kill a slave (you were only punished if you were caught, you were expected to do it and stay stealthy)
Keaton is the guy that was on a TV truck build show, diesel brothers. *The Muscle* is his nickname.
An "alphacon" is one of the least alpha things you could do.
36 min of Internet Bullying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have never met an Alpha Male. Does that mean I'm the Alpha in every room I enter? Probably.
Note to self: You become an alpha when you start cursing uncontrollably all the time for no fuc**ng reason.
Just become a 5th grader that’s the true key to alphiance, regress
I did not expect to find out alpha male ASMR was a thing today.
I think you mean apha male
@@CJMGalaxy my bad fam
"Is there a training course."
I know for a fact one of those guys is involved in PBD's insurance MLM scam (PHP). My cousin had me do a "sales training" session. It was really an attempt to recruit me or use me as a resource to recruit more suckers into this company. Actually selling insurance is more an afterthought.
This reminds me of Tom Cruise in Magnolia lmao
Hasan needs 3 mics
I'm really curious about all the women at alphacon. I'm sure there are some women who actually decided they wanted to go to alphacon. However I have a bit of a conspiracy theory that at least some of the women were models, or escorts, paid to be there by the event organizers.
A name like "Bridger Pennington" is like if Cracker Barrel was a person.
19:29 he got those boots from the same store as Desantis
Denims is in heaven at Hassan’s lmao
3:19 Those power alleys getting deep on my man
1:57 as an aussie yes, it's a sport thing tho. normal not usually
lol those ladies look like alot of fun
I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD! and also I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO CHANGE! Beautifully manic.
Denims is so hyper 🤣
“That’s the American, the muscle, the fitness” THE FITNESS ?!?!?!?
Hasan seems like the kind of guy who’d be a speaker at Alphacon
Queens in the building
Yo the bull got the bad bitch boots
That name sounds like he's the outside of the pack Bear at a gay bar.
Am I wrong? I know how it's used, but it's just not how it sounds.
1:28 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like Denims she seems cool
If you have to go to a convention to learn about how to be an alpha I’m sorry you will never be an alpha lol
Nah, it's even more simple than that. If you believe in alpha men? You ain't one.
Love your guest's Oblivion reference! Long live Elder Scrolls!!
That alpha male affirmation made me feel like i was being cuddled-- it *was* gay AF, 10/10, i guess??
Fairly new viewer of Hasan. NOOOOOW i'm starting to understand why the incels hate him so much 🤣🤣🤣
There's nothing more humiliating than having two hot women shit on your how to get a woman scam.
I don't think the alpha dudes are incels.
That one black guy looks up at 12.01 and realizes, "oh shit i paid to be in the sunken place. dear god what have I done?"
a real ''alpha'' or ''a real man'' is someone who doesn't care if people think he is one or not.
Alpha Kenny Body
They act "alpha" til they run into a goblin 💯 they ain't want that, I ain't want that 😂
It's like the saddest, whitest version of The Playa's Ball.
17:06 Dude looks like the "STONKS" meme.
Life insurance?? Nah times shares!
Being an alpha guy motivational speaker who’s also a triple amputee is definitely a hat on a hat
Fellas can we take a moment to appreciate all women
BAD GUY FIERI 🔥
I LOVE DENIMS SM
Apha mails doesnt nead two speel,
It’s spelled “alphe” male.
alfa mayls have more emportent thingz to do then to lurn how to spel 🙄
These Mofos aren't even using Alpha right. If you lock a bunch of alphas in a room, aren't they supposed to fight to the death to prove to the women who the strongest is?
The term alpha as they understand it is based on faulty science to begin with, and they even get that wrong
Wait, is this the first time Hasan and Denims collabed? Just started watching her stuff a couple months ago and she’s another one of my favorite leftists RUclipsrs now! Always thought a collab needs to happen.
I watched her stuff a few years ago and wasn’t into it. Maybe she’s gotten better.
I don't know anything about these ladies but the red head is hilarious and the brunette has the cutest laugh
They all look like Arkham city penguin goons 💀
More money gets you into a bigger room with better people? 13:21 this is prosperity gospel for gym bros
OMGOSH I LOVE DENIMS
Denims !
Goop for men 😂
Denims?!
They obviously hold Alphacon on leg day
As a bi too, i would go non verbal in this room so fast; O'. My. Lord. 🥴😍😍 respectfully
"The bull" looks a Steven Segal bad from Segals Russophobic days.