I can confirm that as a woman I get free premium oil with my breadsticks at the CVS. (Also, I know that a few dark souls bosses have been ported to Elden ring that you can play as like Gael, Soul of Cinder, Nameless king. It would be super cool to see you guys possibly make that work. Another great vid, as always.)
Okay 2 things. 1. I love this idea. So much fun creatively, especially for Moses. 2. Since he was mentioned, I kinda wish one of y’all was Sampson, cause I’m just imagine the content of this guy running with these people using holy spells and stuff, and he’s just beating the breaks off of people with cestus and whatever weapon in this classifies as a jawbone. Then, at some point, goes to visit Fia, loses all his hair, and uses his bare hand to deal no damage. Lol
You should do a run where you all play as different Samuel L. jackson characters. Someone could be mace windu, another guy could be jules from pulp fiction, etc
7:44 i found this part absolutely hilarious. I have Type one diabetes, and i think about that. its really funny to think about. just sitting there, and he passes you, and you suddenly hear a beep come from beside you, and you look over and see your friend chilling on his pump like, "oh damn, forgot to eat. my fault gang."
Captain catholic here to save the day. Also shield pls. That's be cool there are a surprising amount of unique shields. If you do I suggest making use of the one eyed shield and the Visage shield
Started my Elden Ring journey for the very first time since the start of June and recently been watching them RUclips Shorts King Baldwin edits. Then, I got recommended this video and *my god in hosanna, it's beautiful.* The dope thumbnail, the idea itself & just watching this guy Creb get bullied like crazy was beautiful. As a first time watch of your channel, I've seen so many juicy videos to dig into that I'm buzzing with excitement now. 😂
I want to see someone go through the game as classical RPG characters. Main Character = Short-sword + Shield Tank = Huge health and aggro attraction with giant shields Priest = Sole healing of the group ( Have fun) Archer/Rogue = Bow, daggers, and consumables. Honestly though, this kind of makes each person vital. You need the Priest to heal and cure ailments Tank to focus the enemies attack Main Character to do the damage Archer/Rogue to be the range and to proc rot/poison/frost/ and so on.
Why does Jesus not have a whip? It is the one weapon he canonically wielded after all (John 2:15). You could even make it the Thorned Whip to match his crown of thorns.
If you ever do this again, consider that Moses also used the staff to turn the waters to blood during the plagues, so the (Elden Ring) Moses could use some of Mohg’s abilities to cause bleed. Additionally, there were the pests during the plague so you could also use blood flies (or whatever they’re really called).
I find you lack of Christian lore disappointing. As an atheist I would recommend: 1- OBVIOUSLY, Jesus, pure Faith build. Maybe a whip as weapon(he used it against merchants in temple). 2- (King)Solomon: Pure Int(whatever, its Dark souls with high jumps anyway), for being the wisest. 3- (King) David: Pure Dex, and give him some range weapons to compensate his slingshot. 4- Samson: Pure Strength. POOOWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! 5- Moses: Int + Fth build. 6- Adam: Naked depraved looking style. 7- Emperor Constantine, for declaring Christianity the new official Roman religion. Ps: name Jesus as "Jesus is KING", let whoever wanna gets triggered get triggered.
"Four brethren will attain the Elden Ring, with even one posing as my earthly incarnate. May my everlasting love be with you all!" - Father God probably
I found this late, but I also would like to throw Samson's hat in the ring for the next run. There's literally a story in the bible where he and his wife have a nice dinner with Philistines. They threaten her. Samson kills thirty of their men at the table as recompense. But he's still angry. Decides to be the bigger man and leaves. End of story.
will you continue other runs when dlc gonna come out? Love the vid and i hope for longer vids and maybe can do boss death counter or at least creb death counter?
The Jesus Christ character should have had a Sacred whip, Rock Sling(Let he without sin, cast the first Stone), Golden Vow(Word of God), Flame Grant Me Strength(Holy Flame), Bloodboil Aromatic(Wine), Order’s Blade(Faith in God), Holy-Shrouded Cracked Tear, Faith-Knot Crystal Tear, Sacred Scorpion Charm.
okay who in their right mind thinks that Ekzykes' is better than Rotten Breath? not only do they have the exact same rot buildup, but Rotten Breath has a wider spread and is cheaper to cast with lower requirements, the only benefit Ekzykes' has over Rotten is the flat damage the attack does, and no one uses either for anything but the rot so what in the hell is that man talking about?
"you look like labron" * bro does *NOT* look like labron * * starts singing all of the lights by kanye west * ah yes, a normal human interaction, splendid
People really shouldn’t find rennala difficult to fight. All you gotta do is equip a physical weapon and just smack her. You break her poise and stop any spell animations because she has no defence at all. Just lock her in a stagger and she won’t have the chance to use any dumb spells. It really isn’t that hard
I find it hilarious that the guy playing Jesus is 1. the most aggressive 2. the most impatient and 3. the least patient
Is 2 and 3 not the same thing
forgot midway through
think I was supposed to say loudest
@@sirknave4794me when the dementia hits
Lol I know it's funny that in the bible he is the opposite in elden ring, he is the anti-christ lol
Ah yes the biblical Baldwin IV from the biblical book of baldwin
we stay baldwinning
Baldwin never loses
@@Renfrost_x_JetstreamRen38 not even Alec
What a great king, I hope he lives a long and happy life
The book of Baldwin goes fucking crazy
"Always bet on Baldwin"
The tower joke makes sense as canonically in beyblade lore Moses parted the Red Sea with a beyblade
Beyblade is lore accurate
Say sike right now.
@@andrewjagodnik1480 nope
I dont know anything about beyblade so i'll take this as truth
the fact that this is true is just. why.
Missed the chance to have someone as Judas, and just make him have a Madness build or like a solid bleed build. Maybe both tbh
Has to use a Blasphemous Blade too though
Give him the seppuku ash of war...
A black knife
Always poppin tier 1 golden runes
Judas invading the world.
Do a build for the four horsemen of the apocalypse. From the Bible.
Conquest, Famine, War, Death.
Isn't it War, Death, Famine, and Pestilence?
@ConnorMacAttack1 conquest is the fifth forgotten horseman. He's less known, but still a horseman.
Pestilence and Conquest are interchangeable@@VinsmokeCoco
Pestilence/Famine - either or could be poison or rot.
War - bleed
Death - maybe ghost flame or black flame since death blight sucks
NO,in the book of revelation,Conquest is the first of the four horsemen@@lowlydovahkiin8084
I can confirm that as a woman I get free premium oil with my breadsticks at the CVS. (Also, I know that a few dark souls bosses have been ported to Elden ring that you can play as like Gael, Soul of Cinder, Nameless king. It would be super cool to see you guys possibly make that work. Another great vid, as always.)
Seeing Baldwin IV in the thumbnail made me click and like the vid. Bro is a LEGEND. All praise, for Jerusalem has come.
Jerusalem has indeed. Came.
20:40 "who is buried in [King] Tuts tomb.
Well, there's a 50/50 chance King Tut is in a British museum so I'm guessing not King Tut
Okay 2 things. 1. I love this idea. So much fun creatively, especially for Moses. 2. Since he was mentioned, I kinda wish one of y’all was Sampson, cause I’m just imagine the content of this guy running with these people using holy spells and stuff, and he’s just beating the breaks off of people with cestus and whatever weapon in this classifies as a jawbone. Then, at some point, goes to visit Fia, loses all his hair, and uses his bare hand to deal no damage. Lol
This is a incredible idea I'd love to see it!
idc and didn't ask
There’s a jawbone axe
@@TheJokerhaDid you need to ask?
@@TheJokerha well you care enough to reply 🤷♂️
as a christian man we gotta represent brothas lessggoooooo
Fr!!!
missed opportunity to play as Samson and use the jawbone axe
Samson is literally just Horah Loux tbh. They both kill a lion too by ripping it to pieces lol. Hercules WHO?
No joke I might take this idea.
You should do a run where you all play as different Samuel L. jackson characters. Someone could be mace windu, another guy could be jules from pulp fiction, etc
Imagine invading a random party and then you’re fighting for your life against Jesus Christ with a club
You guys are too underrated, this is one of the funniest vids I've seen
7:44 i found this part absolutely hilarious. I have Type one diabetes, and i think about that. its really funny to think about. just sitting there, and he passes you, and you suddenly hear a beep come from beside you, and you look over and see your friend chilling on his pump like, "oh damn, forgot to eat. my fault gang."
I've got T1D too, made me laugh!
Yo same lmao
6:00 “🫨 noooo, Jesus you let me die” is too good 😂
Seeing 4 biblical accurate characters riding through Elden rings world goes hard 🔥
As a Roman Catholic. I enjoy this very much. 👏👏👏
Ave Christus Rex!
C-Rex?
Captain catholic here to save the day.
Also shield pls. That's be cool there are a surprising amount of unique shields. If you do I suggest making use of the one eyed shield and the Visage shield
Don’t you worry we got some bangers lined up for the next runs
Let it cook@@trailervert7465
These group of goons are goated. i love seeing your vids. Keep up the good work brother.👍🏽💪🏽
PRAISE THE LORD
next: me and the bois do avatar shit in eldenring
earth water air fire benders
Biblically accurate Elden ring!
Norse mythology next
You are getting a Like for that Terraria music ya just gave me hella nostalgia
I am sick today but when I realized u post idk why but I got so happy😭
Started my Elden Ring journey for the very first time since the start of June and recently been watching them RUclips Shorts King Baldwin edits.
Then, I got recommended this video and *my god in hosanna, it's beautiful.* The dope thumbnail, the idea itself & just watching this guy Creb get bullied like crazy was beautiful.
As a first time watch of your channel, I've seen so many juicy videos to dig into that I'm buzzing with excitement now. 😂
I loved how only two of these guys are biblical like y'all could have gone Samson and David but y'all went Longinus and Baldwin
Godfrey/Horah Loux is already Samson enough.
That role is already taken.
Love the Castle Crashers BGM. Brings back memories.
I hope yall remember us at 1 mill subs
These guys give off early Vanos Gaming vibes and I love it
I want to see someone go through the game as classical RPG characters.
Main Character = Short-sword + Shield
Tank = Huge health and aggro attraction with giant shields
Priest = Sole healing of the group ( Have fun)
Archer/Rogue = Bow, daggers, and consumables.
Honestly though, this kind of makes each person vital. You need the Priest to heal and cure ailments
Tank to focus the enemies attack
Main Character to do the damage
Archer/Rogue to be the range and to proc rot/poison/frost/ and so on.
This is a hilarious concept and a great video! Great job bro!
Play as the three musketeers (jar cannon,straight sword/thrusting sword build)
This was awesome. I love themed playthroughs of the Soulsborne games, I do them all the time in Dark Souls II.
Missed chance to go as Jacob. Since he wrestled with god just go Caestus build.
Bro,how is Nukewinter so underrated,like it's actually wild
6:10 had me laughing my ass off such a dick move, i love it
This is the best video idea for Elden ring ever
I'm telling my kids this was the Bible.
"and Christ said... 'I HATE THIS GAAAAAAAMEEEEE!!'? No, that can't be right..."
@@Because_x2 😂🤣
Love this bro, keep making these historical figures Vids and God bless.
Jesus did NOT die for this😭🙏🏽
This feels like a video from 2012 and i love it.
Found your channel today, glad I decided to click because so far its been making me laugh. Subscribed
Christ bless you, wonderful idea!
15:53 Ah, yes. Exodus 10:7 "GOD-DAMN IT, MOSES"
bro, in the beninging caught me off guard
I laugh so much I'm cant catch me breath
"Before Abraham was Born, I Am" - Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ ✝
You guys gotta do "can 4 players beat eldenring with friendly fire"
with only AOE spells
Walking in, if Moses doesn't end up with the giant fingerprint shield, I will be disappointed
Watch and see :D
Why does Jesus not have a whip? It is the one weapon he canonically wielded after all (John 2:15). You could even make it the Thorned Whip to match his crown of thorns.
i didnt want to use whip cause whip run
No he uses a nail gun
This is my body
This is my blood
54:57 AND THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME
Saw the title and knew it was gonna be wild
If you ever do this again, consider that Moses also used the staff to turn the waters to blood during the plagues, so the (Elden Ring) Moses could use some of Mohg’s abilities to cause bleed. Additionally, there were the pests during the plague so you could also use blood flies (or whatever they’re really called).
Remember me i was there in thheee bbeeggiining
12:09 i like how you thursted her so hard from both sides that she was in submision
I find you lack of Christian lore disappointing. As an atheist I would recommend:
1- OBVIOUSLY, Jesus, pure Faith build. Maybe a whip as weapon(he used it against merchants in temple).
2- (King)Solomon: Pure Int(whatever, its Dark souls with high jumps anyway), for being the wisest.
3- (King) David: Pure Dex, and give him some range weapons to compensate his slingshot.
4- Samson: Pure Strength. POOOWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!
5- Moses: Int + Fth build.
6- Adam: Naked depraved looking style.
7- Emperor Constantine, for declaring Christianity the new official Roman religion.
Ps: name Jesus as "Jesus is KING", let whoever wanna gets triggered get triggered.
Can't believe on of you guys id literally called dante and did NOT use a build based on the world's first famous fanfic
The Castle Crashers music in the background is top tier
4:24 'this is Salad' why did i fell off the chair 😭
8:00 (yall have red?) Shits to funny🤣
This is such a funny concept! As a Christian, I approve 😂
"Four brethren will attain the Elden Ring, with even one posing as my earthly incarnate. May my everlasting love be with you all!" - Father God probably
The castle crashers theme is spot on for this kind of chaotic energy 😂😂😂
Missed a prime opportunity to play as the Warrior King David who slaughtered THOUSANDS of people with nothing more then a sword.
My favorite part of the bible is when Jesus Christ slayed the fire giant and married a witch doll 😂
Not gonna lie I like this not because it’s portraying my faith but it’s funny and cool to watch
"Bro split the ocean in half, I think he can make a bow out of it" ☠
I live in a town called Baldwin baldwinning
This video is hilarious and deserves a sub
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus said it's Jesus time and Jesused all over the place
That was the most disrespectful Renalla kill I have EVER seen
At 15:26 please tell me someone died of laughter as much as I did
BALDWIN YEAAAHHHH- THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Creb 5;14 Thou shalt not be playing a leper
This is very cool beens 👍
I found this late, but I also would like to throw Samson's hat in the ring for the next run. There's literally a story in the bible where he and his wife have a nice dinner with Philistines. They threaten her. Samson kills thirty of their men at the table as recompense. But he's still angry. Decides to be the bigger man and leaves. End of story.
King Baldwin would be very confused
will you continue other runs when dlc gonna come out? Love the vid and i hope for longer vids and maybe can do boss death counter or at least creb death counter?
33:40 Thought I was tripping when I started hearing Terraria music💀
1. King Baldwin
2. Jesus Christ
3. St. Longinus
4. Moses
All wanting to burn the world, accurate
The Jesus Christ character should have had a Sacred whip, Rock Sling(Let he without sin, cast the first Stone), Golden Vow(Word of God), Flame Grant Me Strength(Holy Flame), Bloodboil Aromatic(Wine), Order’s Blade(Faith in God), Holy-Shrouded Cracked Tear, Faith-Knot Crystal Tear, Sacred Scorpion Charm.
Great vid, are you guys going to try hell divers 2?
okay who in their right mind thinks that Ekzykes' is better than Rotten Breath? not only do they have the exact same rot buildup, but Rotten Breath has a wider spread and is cheaper to cast with lower requirements, the only benefit Ekzykes' has over Rotten is the flat damage the attack does, and no one uses either for anything but the rot so what in the hell is that man talking about?
“Moses is one shot” is a crazy sentence 😂
You made me remember moses used a beyblade to part the red sea
i like the terraria music in the background
"you look like labron"
* bro does *NOT* look like labron *
* starts singing all of the lights by kanye west *
ah yes, a normal human interaction, splendid
Jesus should’ve been using more healing spells in this run.
Next modern philosophers please I want to see Kant, Hegel, Hume and Descartes. You guys are the best
I loved the parts of the Bible where Baudouin IV raised his hand and where he proclaimed to be King of Ohio.
Jesus should had have a faith build with all Golden Order Incantations or if not, he was a carpenter so you could use a hammer or an axe.
awesome video, which co-op mode are u using?
Coming out the gate with saying Jesus looks like lebron has been dying😂😂
Jesus: He who has not sinned may cast the first stone.
Also Jesus: This looks like a job for me!
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD!
read the bible ❌
watch an adaptation of the bible in elden ring ✅
should jesus use a notched whip? a heavy cross? or an spear and a book??
We made him throw rocks and lightning 🫠
People really shouldn’t find rennala difficult to fight. All you gotta do is equip a physical weapon and just smack her. You break her poise and stop any spell animations because she has no defence at all. Just lock her in a stagger and she won’t have the chance to use any dumb spells. It really isn’t that hard
Yall could’ve done the most OP arc angel Michael build or a Samson build