I've been searching for God ever since I was a small boy and now I've finally found him in a video game. I'm so happy because I was about to try committing a crime so I could go to prison since most ppl seem to find him there. I along w/ my anus thank you for saving me the trip to prison.
I remember summoning you to help me with Malenia. I died to her waterflow dance or whatever that bs move is called. You were smiting her so well, yet I failed. Eh
Tbh this would be a great way to spread the word of church, I go to church and it is constantly trying to get people to spread the word of church but no one is gonna go to their school and tell their friends to praise Jesus… but this… this is how you really spread the word of God
imajine if he was invade by judas and have other 12 apostle to defend him, it will be hilarious... even more if we see the reaction of people to this....
I kinda expacted the comment section to have at least a few pissed off christians or catholics, but glad am i wrong and everyone is just laughing about it
He invades
He prays
Most importantly
He saves
With Ya Brudaa
@@gasha4646 and Mudda
@@Screwby_Jones6200 And de holy spirit.
@@VitunVatiVille
Amen
I came an invader and left a believer
came or arrived? 😂💦
@@-The-Golden-God- ayo
And Jesus said: "Get ready to receive some holy spirit" he spoke *Menecingly*
"When that spell hits, you better pray that I don't rise up an-"
@@Asian_Jesus. *boom*
@@heapx257 *holy sound effect*
@@yongli8276 *It has to be this way resumes playing*
@@yongli8276 "Did you forget the part of the prophecy...where you kill yourself?"
My favorite part of the bible was when Jesus casted Elden Stars
jesus should be strong too
he was a carpenter
Perfect strength/faith build
@@alcherion5268
With Marika's Hammer
WHEN GOD'S GRACE IS GOOD
the perfect support build
I've been searching for God ever since I was a small boy and now I've finally found him in a video game. I'm so happy because I was about to try committing a crime so I could go to prison since most ppl seem to find him there. I along w/ my anus thank you for saving me the trip to prison.
performing miracles, as christ himself did
Oh my god its me
>tagged as Dark Souls 3
It would be canonical if Jesus invaded 3 whip users and got absolutely clapped willingly
Scourge at the pillar.
I actually Met this Guy and couldn't believe it, and when we fought Maliketh, only He survived.
Liurnia of the lakes: He WAlKing ON AGUa
Step aside Marika! HE HAS RETURNED
Awwwwwwwwww you missed a good opportunity to put the griefer Jesus theme in there
I’m pretty sure you helped me beat the elden beast on ng+2 and I died. But you were beatin his ass
I remember summoning you to help me with Malenia. I died to her waterflow dance or whatever that bs move is called. You were smiting her so well, yet I failed. Eh
You after dying: JESUS CHRIST!!!
Jesus: yes, my child.
Todo mundo com medo de perder a salvação kkkkkk
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is back for seconds, and this time he isn’t Crucifrickin’ around
Tbh this would be a great way to spread the word of church, I go to church and it is constantly trying to get people to spread the word of church but no one is gonna go to their school and tell their friends to praise Jesus… but this… this is how you really spread the word of God
bro had enought energy to creat holy spirit bomb
imajine if he was invade by judas and have other 12 apostle to defend him, it will be hilarious... even more if we see the reaction of people to this....
Becomes Jesus
proceeds to burn erd tree.
He understandably would hold a grudge against trees
It's impossible to make the miracle build they said..
Viva Brasil
I saw your summon sign for pvp at the academy I think. Really sad I couldn’t summon you lol.
This is by far the funniest Elden Ring video
The fact that these people literally dont strike a fake jesus on a game is crazy i wouldve been zeused his ass with the quickness
Heretic
Some people have a sense of humour.
Some of them are believers in his message. To strike a fake Jesus would be blasphemy to them. They also know how to have fun.
Jesus Elden Christ
mis pantelones estan hechos de queso
our god is an awesome god
Thats somebody from Dawsons Creek not Jesus
JESUS CHRIST, KING of KINGS, LORD of ELDEN LORDS 🙏🙏🙏
_Ohhh, Eden Ring~_
Jesus combirtio hasta a Radagon :0
too white
Why does Jesus have blue/purple eyes? xD
Amen Lord
I kinda expacted the comment section to have at least a few pissed off christians or catholics, but glad am i wrong and everyone is just laughing about it
Donde consigo esa skin o es mod?
That was beautiful
1k like bro, congratulation🧐🍷
you just got invaded by the holy spirit
O jogo tá em pt br né.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What's that robe called?
“Jesus of the Golden Order”
Faith required ahead
Nice Moist Critical preset.
Jesus, Lord of the Heavens
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2:35 top ten crossovers
Grant us the character sliders
Jesus is a gamer too
2:55 dude looks like Odin. That's 3 gods in once place.
Pontius pilate at 10 o'clock.
Deus vult
i like how everyone just instinctually leave jesus alone
What song is this???
Invaded by iudas~
Yall need Jesus in yo lives.
Amazing
Amem
Onde consegue essa roupa?
I would like to see the dislike ratio :D You just know they gonna hate ^_^
1.2k likes and 13 dislikes
Name song
WWJD.... 😂
Can someone tell what shirt is he using?
It’s the one where you steal from patches lol
@@suspiciousfigure3096 what's it called
That is not ok to make fun of God like this, please stop it
Abd then Christ said, thy shall not use comet azur!
Só tem gringo nos comentários mas incrivel que o jogo dele ta em português brasil