Placebomax® for Paranoia

Placebomax is a four-times daily pill for whatever ailments you may have. Do not take Placebomax if you are pregnant or planning on ever becoming pregnant, if you have heart failure, if you have ever had a stomach ache, or if you have a heartbeat. Do not take Placebomax if you suffer from depression, anxiety, paranoia, schizophrenia, or any other medical condition.

[@catgrrr1]

That Mac didn’t even work when I took it home and plugged it in. Those people scammed me!

[@Kaori_Suzuki]

We love a maximized placebo. Also that scp joke at the end 😂

[@Thestuffdoer]

This is why you listen to the fast parts of ads kids! You dont wanna end up like Simon here *camera pans to a wet corpse*