Dodgy Scottish Car Mechanic - ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @williamrayner738
    @williamrayner738 5 лет назад +61

    Mechanic: “Your right rear shock has completely gone”
    Me: “where did it go? “

  • @ryanfisher2482
    @ryanfisher2482 5 лет назад +30

    "I'm in this business to keep YOU..."
    *Points finger directly into my eyeball*
    "... to keep YOU safe"

  • @bannertowman
    @bannertowman 5 лет назад +51

    Today I learned that a conscience is worth $2600 dollars

  • @TheToki88
    @TheToki88 5 лет назад +19

    I really like the dodgy scottish character. Id love to see him in a travel agent roleplay or with the cockney barbara from whispers red

  • @JohnSmith-qr7tr
    @JohnSmith-qr7tr 5 лет назад +3

    You are a seriously underrated talent. One of the best, original and genuine artists out there man!

  • @christineg3798
    @christineg3798 5 лет назад +10

    Too realistic 😅 I giggled every time you said “in good conscience”

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +1

      Haha, I liked saying it over and over

  • @GaryTheGray
    @GaryTheGray 5 лет назад +3

    I never watch your video the second it's released. There are just some producers that are too good to not wait for the perfect moment...right at the end of the day when you need it most. Thank you so much for all you do.

  • @kallum96
    @kallum96 5 лет назад +6

    10/10 would recommend this mechanic to anyone after he fixed the flat tire on my unicycle I discovered I needed the fog horn and radar replaced.

  • @Doreasaurus
    @Doreasaurus 5 лет назад +10

    You know, I would just call this the most greedy and money-grubbing mechanic in the world but he wrote all of the prices down on paper. It says it right there!

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +2

      Yep, can't dispute the prices, it's all in black and white. Well, blue and white.

  • @asyiadominguez6284
    @asyiadominguez6284 5 лет назад +5

    Every mechanic ever😂 nice job!

  • @sweetpeaon3
    @sweetpeaon3 5 лет назад +5

    Perfect mixture of relaxing whispering and cringing in fear for what is about to happen to my poor car 😂

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +1

      Hehe, don't worry sweetpea, your car will be JUST fine.
      For a price.

  • @robynouellette9262
    @robynouellette9262 5 лет назад +5

    This made me lol, and then gave me a bit of anxiety after recalling a similar visit to a Ford service department. All-in-all, a fantastic audio. Thanks Muzz! Was just thinking yesterday how much I missed your livestreams. ♥️

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +1

      Cheers Robyn, I'm hoping to get back into the Friday night livestreams this week!

  • @zoroark101
    @zoroark101 5 лет назад +13

    Muzz: There's cowboys out there that would have just done the oil change.
    Me: Yeehaw

  • @_kare_
    @_kare_ 5 лет назад +12

    glad yer still way us big man thought ye left canny wait tae watch this the night

  • @TippyTappyASMR
    @TippyTappyASMR 5 лет назад +15

    My god... I’d hate to see this guy in action when he’s NOT worried about his “good conscience” 😂😭😱

  • @shawn6745
    @shawn6745 5 лет назад +3

    I'm liking this "dodgy" series so far, hope to see more!

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +2

      Same, I'm planning more of these! Maybe dodgy home decorator or something next.

  • @Honigallee
    @Honigallee 5 лет назад +2

    Oh my gosh, saw this just as I was about to go to bed, what perfect timing ^ ^

  • @FlootBighill
    @FlootBighill 5 лет назад +1

    This has made me laugh everytime I have watched it. Good job!

  • @blueblueasmr
    @blueblueasmr 5 лет назад +4

    This title is my life experience. 😭🙋🏻‍♀️ I mean not on Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 thooo.... I found nothing but amazing helpful people there when I went🥰👏🏻
    Thank you for another vid😌👏🏻

  • @natadelhelm
    @natadelhelm 5 лет назад +5

    Well at least I didn't have to pay for that oil change. 😂

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +2

      Every cloud has a silver lining. I like your attitude!

  • @Evan-kr8hs
    @Evan-kr8hs 5 лет назад +4

    Just got the notification, can’t wait to watch this tonight!

  • @ASMRShortbread
    @ASMRShortbread 5 лет назад +7

    This video gave me the absolute fear! Haha, you are too convincing as a dodgy car mechanic... 😁

  • @ViscariaASMR
    @ViscariaASMR 5 лет назад +1

    I'm so glad you are out there keeping me safe.

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +1

      I wouldn't be able to sleep at night otherwise!

  • @LilibetteASMR
    @LilibetteASMR 5 лет назад +4

    I totaled my car. Can you help me fix the problem of replacing it? x333 Oh man, though, I used to be so bad at oil changes. Also, so jealous of your ring light. :'3 The way the charges keep piling up is too real, and you are able to act it out so realistically and with such an alluring tone :'3

  • @FailingArtist
    @FailingArtist 5 лет назад +6

    Omg thnx for reminding me I need one 🤣😝 if I get a dodgey guy like this, I'm out! Unless he has your voice, then I'll sit and listen. Then I'm out!

  • @roonilwazlib
    @roonilwazlib 4 года назад +1

    This is my worst nightmare but I can’t help but feel relaxed. 😂

  • @MayaSnowForest
    @MayaSnowForest 5 лет назад +5

    yay! you're alive to my hapiness~ ♡♡

  • @Mitchell4892
    @Mitchell4892 5 лет назад +5

    I start my law degree tomorrow and I'm a little bit anxious! Perfect timing will watch tonight! :D

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +1

      Oh wow, that's amazing mate. You'll do amazing!

  • @11MJROCKSMYWORLD
    @11MJROCKSMYWORLD 5 лет назад +1

    "My very real machine... that definitely detects microscopic fractures... very very real... detected 147 microscopic fractures... see it says it right here... on this very official piece of paper" haha love it!

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣😎👍

  • @GemBob123
    @GemBob123 5 лет назад +4

    You're back! Yaaass.

  • @Zimtblut
    @Zimtblut 5 лет назад +1

    I can, in good conscience, no longer refrain from subscribing to you, I would not be able to sleep at night anymore ;)
    (Honestly, I have no idea why the hell it was this video that made me subscribe and what that says about me but damn it, you portray these dodgy types so well :D )

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад +1

      Haha, thank you so much for subscribing!

  • @johndambrell1408
    @johndambrell1408 5 лет назад +9

    Sad part people do this on the daily

  • @whaat01
    @whaat01 5 лет назад +3

    I've met a few of these in my time 😂😂

  • @ireleezi3887
    @ireleezi3887 4 года назад +4

    You know he's dodgy when he's Scottish but taking US dollars

  • @LisaEHerzog
    @LisaEHerzog 4 года назад

    Whatever you say, you’re the expert!! 🤣

  • @GanjaMash
    @GanjaMash 5 лет назад +1

    If I ever got a platinum oil change for free id be a happy man. Getting penzoil platinum with a performance filter is not cheap 😭

  • @MoonrakerASMR
    @MoonrakerASMR 5 лет назад +1

    Just like going to a real life mechanic down south 😂 ❤️

  • @user-no1mx3xb7x
    @user-no1mx3xb7x 5 лет назад +2

    Hiiii im back been away for a while loved the video

  • @Patrik1342yt
    @Patrik1342yt 27 дней назад +1

    Inaccurate didnt steal the catalytic converter than place a plastic pipe into its place

  • @shanec8899
    @shanec8899 5 лет назад +1

    Its been absolutely pissing here all day...
    Sunday.... 🙄
    Thanks for this 😊🤘🔥🔥❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @elvrboy
    @elvrboy 4 года назад

    he said “let ya leave da gArAge”

  • @Tzeikmalaka
    @Tzeikmalaka 4 года назад +1

    I dont know what you're talking about, all I came in for is to get my Civic slammed to 2 inches so I can get my tier 3 membership.

  • @davidbernal9503
    @davidbernal9503 5 лет назад +2

    w I g g l y m i r r o r

  • @sarahnova1567
    @sarahnova1567 5 лет назад +2

    Heyo, I just wanted to come back to the video for tonight and noticed comments (including mine, unless I'm trippin) have gone? I'm not sure if I'm just tired, but I remember there being like 20+? Is that part of the new YT stuff

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад

      Hey, it says your comment is no longer available. You said how RUclipss notifications are doing weird things and that you heard about the vid on twitter, I didn't delete it. It's just gone! But I can still see the comment/notification on my phone.

    • @sarahnova1567
      @sarahnova1567 5 лет назад +1

      @@ASMRMuzz I know, I still have the notifications too. This unluckily coincides with YT's updates (the whole verification drama...) so I'm pretty sure it wasn't you, but that there might be some kind of glitch (or, as with midroll ads, a new feature noone is told about until it's noticed)? I think a few others have gone missing too, I could swear there were a couple more comments originally. Or I deleted it somehow while sleeping, but that would've been weird.
      Anyways, you're a great dodgy car dude, I would've totally fallen for this were this real even though I do not even own a car and I think this might really be something for you, because you're acting is just the right kind of mix between trustworthy and dodgy!

  • @Mars-ms8vj
    @Mars-ms8vj 5 лет назад +3

    Yeyeyeysyeywysy

  • @moondustpsychicmedium1974
    @moondustpsychicmedium1974 4 года назад

  • @justanobodywithamic
    @justanobodywithamic 5 лет назад +3

    Sort of reminds me of the American healthcare system 😐

    • @ASMRMuzz
      @ASMRMuzz  5 лет назад

      Ouch!

    • @justanobodywithamic
      @justanobodywithamic 5 лет назад

      I meant the gouging for cost by the way, NOT the quality of your video. On that subject, I love the work you do brother 🍺 Thank you

  • @NonBinary_NonHuman
    @NonBinary_NonHuman 5 лет назад +15

    Hunnney. I feel like you are noice in this video but there's sumthin off about you as well...

  • @PabloEscobar-ll6qi
    @PabloEscobar-ll6qi 4 года назад

    Soap?