44 Year Old Forgot To Lose Her Virginity

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @Please_saveme
    @Please_saveme 4 месяца назад +8186

    Using a calculator to find out 41+3 is crazy😭😭😭 (no hate)

    • @dark-xf2os
      @dark-xf2os 4 месяца назад +354

      HEY CONGRATS ON GETTING PINNED

    • @PoisonedRussian
      @PoisonedRussian 4 месяца назад +143

      Congrats on a pin

    • @not_kykyy
      @not_kykyy 4 месяца назад +153

      PINNED ALREADY? CRAZZYYYYY

    • @Breelyland
      @Breelyland 4 месяца назад +72

      Bruhhh it's 44

    • @your_cute_
      @your_cute_ 4 месяца назад +39

      Congrats on the pin !1!1

  • @queenbre4660
    @queenbre4660 4 месяца назад +3055

    "Was I supposed to go to college for sex? Because.. I went to college for a degree and all i got was depression" FFR 🤣🤣😭

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 4 месяца назад +61

      Honestly real 😭

    • @TweSunshine
      @TweSunshine 4 месяца назад +85

      All I got was debt and a useless degree. Can't even find a job to repay it.

    • @thedemonunderyourbed666
      @thedemonunderyourbed666 4 месяца назад +21

      ​@@TweSunshine oof my guy

    • @ching1668ify
      @ching1668ify 4 месяца назад +5

      true

    • @TweSunshine
      @TweSunshine Месяц назад +2

      @@Hind-0o0.0o0 wait! I got a job now...

  • @star-rock6466
    @star-rock6466 4 месяца назад +2376

    To be fair, losing your virginity really ain't that big of a deal, idk why some people act like you HAVE to lose it to be like a "true adult" or whatever. Just live your life. It's basically like having a partner, you can live without one

    • @Cool.Aunt.Lilith
      @Cool.Aunt.Lilith 4 месяца назад +276

      Exactly that's my thought that woman could just be asexual and there are many ppl like that (me included)

    • @Marmite247
      @Marmite247 4 месяца назад +108

      I think it’s made out to be something it isn’t, like its made out to be really fun and like you said ‘makes you an adult’ but it’s so wise to stay a virgin, no people no problems.
      I also think when so many holy scriptures promote virginity, it’s obviously seen as a form of purity and it is respected in more cases than non virginity internationally

    • @snickerswo1f519
      @snickerswo1f519 4 месяца назад

      right like what do they even mean bu true adult?? a true adult is someone who has physically reached peak maturing age, not whether they’ve had a d!çk stuck in them or not.

    • @TamanduaGirl
      @TamanduaGirl 4 месяца назад +105

      @@Cool.Aunt.Lilith Yep. Likely Asexual and doesn't know of that identity. She "forgot" because hes never really wanted to.

    • @valeriesuppan
      @valeriesuppan 4 месяца назад +10

      Excactly my thoughts

  • @N1GHTSPARK_Entertainment
    @N1GHTSPARK_Entertainment 4 месяца назад +3660

    “Carresing my possaiy” I swear the intros are something else 😂HAHAHAHHA

  • @primrataj.6815
    @primrataj.6815 4 месяца назад +882

    I'm almost 30s, still virgin, and asexual. I don't think I need sex experience and I'm happy with my life now. I don't understand why lots of people take sexual experience as such a big deal and treat that as life achievement. Nothing wrong being virgin or asexual and you can have a happy life. I hope she realize this someday.

    • @winterblommetjie
      @winterblommetjie 4 месяца назад +42

      Who or where or what did you grow up around that made you think having sex is a lifetime achievement. That's weird ...

    • @sonostella
      @sonostella 4 месяца назад +1

      @@winterblommetjie lol basically all of society, social media and entertainment industry treat it like it’s an achievement or its used to validate a person’s “beauty” and worth. Whether it’s true or not, sadly sex is almost always seen as an achievement, especially nowadays… 🤧 it is also used as a weapon to degrade females, but that is just my opinion.

    • @mirandanils5114
      @mirandanils5114 4 месяца назад +33

      @@winterblommetjiethey’re probably being hyperbolic

    • @winterblommetjie
      @winterblommetjie 4 месяца назад +5

      @@mirandanils5114 I sure hope so 😂

    • @drearyful
      @drearyful 4 месяца назад +51

      @@winterblommetjiesocial media

  • @hilton_chloe.e
    @hilton_chloe.e 4 месяца назад +175

    You know what fair enough, the thought of sex makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable, insecure and gross, I don’t blame her and nor shame her, sex isn’t a big deal

    • @queefgod420
      @queefgod420 3 месяца назад

      thats true, its a big deal to me, but if i put it into context with every other big and small deal in my life, its the lowest on the list. im the opposite of asexual but the opportunity of actually having sex makes me nervous and a big insecure/uncomfortable too

    • @AngelLoves936
      @AngelLoves936 29 дней назад +2

      Yeah I agree.

    • @natbb9
      @natbb9 25 дней назад

      Oh, you have never had sex with someone you deeply love. It's amazing.

    • @IdkWhatToPutHere216
      @IdkWhatToPutHere216 20 дней назад +1

      Same

  • @anastasia.noelle
    @anastasia.noelle 4 месяца назад +1703

    this is crazy cuz she lowkey looks like she would be married with 5 or six kids

    • @alecialovely
      @alecialovely 4 месяца назад +292

      With a husband named Bob and all the kids names start with the same letter 🤣

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 4 месяца назад +78

      Nah, there's not enough stress & crazy on her face for that.

    • @Justchilling.219
      @Justchilling.219 4 месяца назад +52

      Ngl she looks like she is wearing a wig

    • @sseraphim2818
      @sseraphim2818 4 месяца назад

      That's the tea. Married women are often times stressed and it shows.​@@Dark_Harmony

    • @robertrada4783
      @robertrada4783 4 месяца назад +6

      She hi key looks like she’s in her sixties.

  • @justabooberv4298
    @justabooberv4298 4 месяца назад +1579

    "oops i forgot to have sex" honestly that's a mood for me

  • @zoeyjackson5974
    @zoeyjackson5974 4 месяца назад +411

    Tbh I’m a childhood sexual abuse survivor and sex is like the last thing on my mind, I actually hate it so I can understand how people can live without it.

    • @SisiMarie34
      @SisiMarie34 4 месяца назад +34

      I totally get that, I wasn't abused but my little sister was off and on and I've had very uncomfortable sexual situations where I was pressured into it and I despise sex now

    • @MaffyTaffyHaffy
      @MaffyTaffyHaffy 4 месяца назад +34

      Okay but that’s not normal. You obv been traumatized

    • @thethe4665
      @thethe4665 4 месяца назад +9

      I hope you find help and support

    • @Gabbie-k6w
      @Gabbie-k6w 3 месяца назад +4

      That’s also the last thing I would want to do and I’m sorry that happened:(

    • @gelseminun
      @gelseminun 3 месяца назад +4

      Same, it made me asexual 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @altgirlinthestix
    @altgirlinthestix 4 месяца назад +214

    "what is the connection between virginity, and a cherry cake?..." 😂😂 bless your innocent foriegn heart

    • @Alyese_L
      @Alyese_L 2 месяца назад +2

      There’s a comment above explaining it and kids are commenting is that what that means? 😮😳😳

    • @mplwy
      @mplwy 9 дней назад +1

      ​@@Alyese_L 😂 They gotta learn sometime. Can't believe they haven't learned it in school.

  • @Axure16_
    @Axure16_ 4 месяца назад +2911

    “Carresing my possay 😍”
    Love youre iconic quotes layze

  • @egyphon
    @egyphon 4 месяца назад +1794

    The show originally aired in 2012 so hopefully, 12 years later, Michelle is a 53-year old not-a-virgin anymore.

    • @Layze
      @Layze  4 месяца назад +1413

      wont believe it until Michelle posts her tapes

    • @ccoree
      @ccoree 4 месяца назад +599

      ​@@Layze u FREAK 😭😭

    • @l3th4rg1c
      @l3th4rg1c 4 месяца назад +229

      LAYZE WTF?

    • @YourlocalsewerRatAva
      @YourlocalsewerRatAva 4 месяца назад +139

      @@LayzeOMG LAYZE CHILL

    • @Evelynstrackkk
      @Evelynstrackkk 4 месяца назад +103

      @@Layze LAYZE GETTIN FREAKYYYYYYYY

  • @boridinos537
    @boridinos537 4 месяца назад +1579

    The classy intro, I can't get over these 😂

    • @SC4RL3TTBL00M_P1N
      @SC4RL3TTBL00M_P1N 4 месяца назад

      23 hours? It said that it came out 4 mins ago 😭??

    • @Kwaziiguy
      @Kwaziiguy 4 месяца назад +7

      So true tho 🤣

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 месяца назад +10

      The intro's is like watching a show 😭

  • @nikifmradio
    @nikifmradio 4 месяца назад +548

    “Popping your cherry” is actually a kind of gross reference to a woman tearing her hymen and bleeding a little when they lose their virginity, hence “popping your cherry” 😭

    • @nixunivrse
      @nixunivrse 4 месяца назад +56

      WAIT THAT'S WHY? i was always confused by the phrase 😭

    • @ashleyw7868
      @ashleyw7868 4 месяца назад +90

      @@nixunivrseYup! That’s why. In some cultures the family checks the sheets the morning after to check for blood to prove the woman was a virgin. Some women don’t bleed even if they are a virgin, so they cut themselves so that the sheets have blood on them.

    • @StayAtHomeMeme
      @StayAtHomeMeme 4 месяца назад +3

      I came to explain this too 😂

    • @mrandersson2009
      @mrandersson2009 3 месяца назад +5

      cherries bleed?!

    • @nikifmradio
      @nikifmradio 3 месяца назад +8

      @@mrandersson2009 they sure look like they do when they’re popped 😭🤣

  • @KitsuyuutsuR
    @KitsuyuutsuR 4 месяца назад +76

    Omg, Layze… The fact that you had to look up the significance of the cherry cake had me dying! 🤣
    My great aunt had decided to remain unmarried and a virgin her entire life and I have a feeling my grandfather was a big reason for that. He wasn’t the greatest guy and wasn’t exactly nice to my grandmother. Plus he would hit on my great aunt (she worked for him) because he apparently had no scruples at all. She used to tell me all these stories and I think her seeing the way he was made her think men were too big a pain in the ass to bother with. And she was a very proper woman. She thought “damn” was a very bad word she should apologize for using when she said it. She used to tell me some crazy stories… She had a huge garden and would sell vegetables. One time she was delivering green beans to this guy that was a regular customer. Now, at the time they were both senior citizens and she told me this story when I was about 16 or so (I’m 51 now). When she took the beans to the house, he answered the door completely naked! I couldn’t help myself… I asked her, “So what did you do?” Her reply was, “I was so shocked, I didn’t know WHAT to do! I just told him, ‘GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!’” I tried, but I couldn’t stop it… I busted out laughing and was surprised that she did, too! 😂 I miss her, she was such a kind, fun, wonderful, caring woman ❤

    • @susanfifi285
      @susanfifi285 4 месяца назад +7

      Ah such a sweet story 😊

    • @DaughterOfHelios
      @DaughterOfHelios 4 месяца назад

      Why was he naked? Was he tryna pull those corn star moves?

    • @jeneewoodard3520
      @jeneewoodard3520 2 месяца назад +2

      Awwwwww, you're aunt sounds really sweet. It's sad that he traumatized her from men.

  • @Pearlz_Posion2
    @Pearlz_Posion2 4 месяца назад +882

    0:13 THE WAY HE SAID POSAY KILLED ME LIKE MY HAPPINESS

  • @TotallySaneXD
    @TotallySaneXD 4 месяца назад +726

    I swear these intros and outros are something else LOL

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 месяца назад +11

      Fr, it's probably why my humor is broken 😭

    • @WomanXXXX
      @WomanXXXX 4 месяца назад +1

      I love it❤❤❤❤

  • @Ossa515
    @Ossa515 4 месяца назад +531

    Layze using the calculator to add 3 to 41 was so funny 😭😭

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 месяца назад +18

      Layze doesn't want to put his brain to work 😭

    • @lalixc.13
      @lalixc.13 4 месяца назад +26

      guess you could say Layze is lazy

    • @YourLocalHuman68
      @YourLocalHuman68 4 месяца назад +15

      His name is layze for a reason

    • @Ossa515
      @Ossa515 4 месяца назад +4

      @@YourLocalHuman68 that is the most iconic comment wtfff

    • @ellis-the-emo-emu
      @ellis-the-emo-emu 4 месяца назад

      ikr

  • @mikah7089
    @mikah7089 4 месяца назад +64

    “I don’t think you fooled anyone with that haircut” THAT WAS NAAASTYYYYYYYY I LOVE IT

  • @ellemoeeni3007
    @ellemoeeni3007 4 месяца назад +51

    "With the horse???"
    I poofed out my tea😂😂😂😂 plzzzz...your face was phenomenon 😅😂❤

  • @ahokpacolombe7199
    @ahokpacolombe7199 4 месяца назад +511

    "Carresing my possay "
    Famous quote from Layze
    2024 .

  • @HudsonBrooksOfficial
    @HudsonBrooksOfficial 4 месяца назад +294

    bro, you just came out with a video 6 days ago and you're already out with another. This is just amazing

    • @amesblitz339
      @amesblitz339 4 месяца назад +3

      This content isn't for kids. Go do kid stuff.

    • @BlackEtic
      @BlackEtic 4 месяца назад +28

      ​@@amesblitz339The fact you both pay for membership and u tell him to go away and do kid stuff. Do u even know his age??

    • @caligrace1
      @caligrace1 4 месяца назад +18

      @@amesblitz339 that could be the persons kid, you never know

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@amesblitz339 do you even know how old they're? Think before you type

    • @AngelaMStovall
      @AngelaMStovall 4 месяца назад +4

      The comment section (some more than others) are concerned, but rightfully so I guess, about your age because this is obviously 17+ content. So I wonder how YT enforces that⁉️

  • @Becky_3.141
    @Becky_3.141 4 месяца назад +355

    14:36 Michelle: "I am still a virgin 🤠"
    Everyone else: …………..👏🏼……..👏🏼…….👏🏼👏🏼…👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @KitsuyuutsuR
      @KitsuyuutsuR 4 месяца назад

      Right?! 😂 That was such an awkward moment for her guests! Wtf are you supposed to do in that situation?! No wonder she’s still a virgin, she makes people feel uncomfortable 🤣

    • @odapunkt
      @odapunkt 4 месяца назад +4

      😂

    • @TheAwesomes2104
      @TheAwesomes2104 4 месяца назад +9

      It was so funny, but like what else could they have done. 😂 Probably the best way they could have handled it, honestly

    • @nixunivrse
      @nixunivrse 4 месяца назад +8

      i couldn't be there cause i'm immediately responding with "okay..!?" would've thought she was pregnant or something 😭

  • @karladawnjones718
    @karladawnjones718 4 месяца назад +31

    She should not be ashamed! It’s her body her choice.
    And There must be men that would pay good money to “be her first”

  • @StarkJerk
    @StarkJerk 4 месяца назад +44

    It’s so strange to have a virginity party at any age, and nobody cares about anyone else’s body count.

  • @dallae2153
    @dallae2153 4 месяца назад +138

    This has probably been a personality trait of hers for years, so whenever she feels the need to draw attention to herself, she brings it up. I genuinely don't think anyone cares about it as much as she thinks.

    • @swimfast724
      @swimfast724 4 месяца назад +35

      Yeah. Maybe it's an unpopular opinion but it's kind of immature to care that much about it. It shouldn't even be a thing yet some people are so hung up on it. Like, I'm a 28yo woman and I'm a virgin (whole lot of reasons but mainly I'm religious and I've been really sick since 22 and it's difficult and dangerous for me to leave the house which makes it hard to date), but I never talk about that with anyone unless they bring it up and I also have no problem telling the truth if they ask because I'm not embarrassed by it

    • @dallae2153
      @dallae2153 4 месяца назад +24

      @@swimfast724 I agree. Maybe if you're 16-20 then it's a big deal, but anytime after that, when the topic isn't brought up anymore, it just seems put on and immature. I'm almost 21 and the topic just doesn't come up anymore. There are better things to discuss. She shouldn't feel ashamed to tell people, but throwing a party? At 40? That's too much.

    • @butter7497
      @butter7497 4 месяца назад

      @@swimfast724Hope u get better soon! 💐

    • @FionaJayy
      @FionaJayy 4 месяца назад

      ​@@dallae2153agreed 💯💯

    • @mrdojob
      @mrdojob 2 месяца назад

      She just seems immature. There can't anything wrong with having zero experience but some people take it way to far.
      She's literally too old to have kids (if she wanted them) and her best years are over and she thinks it's an accomplishment
      It's round peg, round hole.......you don't need a special time or occasion for it, for me over the bonnet of a car while my friends take turns was enough.

  • @hxntxr.xxbl1nd
    @hxntxr.xxbl1nd 4 месяца назад +188

    "I GOT THE BUSH" had me choking... on water...😭 why is layze the only person that can make me laugh anymore

    • @GiaConnolly-bt4ub
      @GiaConnolly-bt4ub 4 месяца назад

      Frr😂😂😂

    • @jeneewoodard3520
      @jeneewoodard3520 2 месяца назад +1

      Sixteenleo is hilarious too if you've seen him. But these guys and Michelle McDaniel are my favorites. I love them.

  • @Shalom.Princess777
    @Shalom.Princess777 4 месяца назад +172

    him looking up the cherry thing and the huyahuya laugh "no i dont get it -___- " had me☠😅😭🤣
    this lady is sooooooo extra for throwing a imma virgin coming out party omg lmao... im so sorry but the way everyone awkwardly stood there with those faces n then clapped and she shifted back and forth swinging her arms looked so funny yo that shit had me cryin🤣😭

    • @TamanduaGirl
      @TamanduaGirl 4 месяца назад +15

      This was from 2012 so she likely had never heard of being Asexual, so couldn't come out as that. Like she "forgot" because she never wanted to but feel pressured by society about it because "virgin" when older is a stigma. That's why still didn't say she wants to, just wants it "over with".

    • @BigAlexgator
      @BigAlexgator 3 месяца назад +5

      I feel so bad. But those awkward vibes were right out of the office or some other sitcom. So funny.
      But I do feel bad the LGBTQIA was not as widely understood or talked about.
      Soo I wonder if she’d come out as asexual nowadays.

  • @nerdypenguin9164
    @nerdypenguin9164 4 месяца назад +35

    "I don't want it to be a big deal..." Hon guarantee you you are the only one making this a big deal. Literally no one but you cares

  • @TMcPPot
    @TMcPPot 4 месяца назад +14

    Your mimicking laugh when they are talking about the cherry cracked me up!! You make me so happy! 😂😂

  • @pink_cigarette23
    @pink_cigarette23 4 месяца назад +141

    “The only elephant in the room is that haircut”😭😂😂 and you slayyyed that red wig! Please wear it more❤

  • @monicaconstantin5625
    @monicaconstantin5625 4 месяца назад +133

    Your sarcastic laugh always makes me laugh ahaha🍒

  • @EPICT4SHY
    @EPICT4SHY 4 месяца назад +182

    RUclipsrs are like “HELLO GUYS!” but lazye is over here making a funny skit

    • @Kittykat5940
      @Kittykat5940 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeeeeeeee

    • @ariellll-vb5nm
      @ariellll-vb5nm 4 месяца назад +1

      Does anybody know where he is from? He looks Serbian to me..

    • @iistrwbi
      @iistrwbi 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ariellll-vb5nmHes from Albania

    • @EPICT4SHY
      @EPICT4SHY 4 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@ariellll-vb5nmhe’s Albanian I think

    • @Kittykat5940
      @Kittykat5940 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ariellll-vb5nm he’s from Albania he said in his q&a video

  • @ToriS61910
    @ToriS61910 24 дня назад +9

    0:45 yuh cuz I’m 14 I’m tryin to keep it like that til I’m married🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

  • @Ravenvalentine655
    @Ravenvalentine655 4 месяца назад +37

    Being a virgin is not all bad it’s pretty cool and besides your not a loser if you don’t lose your virginity card, I’m almost 34 and still a virgin I’m not ashamed I’m proud

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 16 дней назад +1

      Virgins are stronger because they never loose (their virginity) 😎

    • @Ravenvalentine655
      @Ravenvalentine655 15 дней назад

      @@kitkatboard totally agree 👍🏻 😎

  • @Hooria777
    @Hooria777 4 месяца назад +310

    0:08 " Me CaRrEsSinG mY P💀SsY
    HONESTLY THESE INTROS AND OUTROS ARE MY FAV PART OF VIDEOS

  • @IloveKurtCobain-z5k
    @IloveKurtCobain-z5k 4 месяца назад +248

    You make me laugh so hard. I was a virgin until I was 18. Then I moved and at 20 I met a really cute guy who was a virgin. I respected him and we dated for a year. we did fun stuff. Rode bikes, went surfing, played frisbee. He was great. He ended up getting married at 29-still a virgin. I was really busy with school but had a serious Bf at 26 for 2 years. I know I have a low body count but I have plenty of time for all that. Another great video. I hope everyone has a great week.

    • @StephF88
      @StephF88 4 месяца назад +13

      I'm 35, the last of my friends to lose my virginity at 17,and I can count my partners on one hand.

    • @taschak3889
      @taschak3889 4 месяца назад +52

      No one should be shamed for a high bodycount and also not for a low bodycount, regardles of the gender. It's our own body and everyone should have the freedom to do it in a way that feels good for themself.

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 4 месяца назад +54

      @@taschak3889 Well, personally, I don't have much respect for someone who has a high body count. And I would rather NOT be just another number. People like that are flakes and only care about the act, not the person. Those are the only type of people I have seen with high body counts. You do you but expect judgment just like with everything else. People will judge and nothing you say will prevent that. And yes, shame for high body counts. I would NEVER raise any son or daughter to be a shameless sex addict.

    • @StephF88
      @StephF88 4 месяца назад +5

      Nobody here shamed anyone...

    • @jaxscales6158
      @jaxscales6158 4 месяца назад +5

      I lost mine at 21 to my soulmate

  • @Layla-bq6xs
    @Layla-bq6xs 4 месяца назад +28

    The fact that he doesn't script anything makes his reaction and his emotions real! I love your videos!

  • @Moodhi555
    @Moodhi555 4 месяца назад +17

    “with the horse..?” GOT ME CRYING ON THE FLOOR IM NOT EVEN JOKING HAHAHHAHA

  • @Nina_coquette
    @Nina_coquette 4 месяца назад +21

    Not layze bullying her for her hair the whole time-

  • @Yulissa_melmartinezfan
    @Yulissa_melmartinezfan 4 месяца назад +88

    stop the part he asked his phone what a cherry cake means (I couldn't stop laughing)

    • @melancolielupine2023
      @melancolielupine2023 4 месяца назад +18

      As a french woman I absolutely missed the metaphor/pun too, lol. Was grateful for him asking the meaning

  • @ROsa20006
    @ROsa20006 4 месяца назад +90

    10:08 "AhAJaJajAJajA" "ahaha..." got me laughing so hard 🤣 (tbh you kinda sounded dead inside at the last laugh)

  • @Anemonol
    @Anemonol 4 месяца назад +112

    Your reaction to the cherry metaphor 😂 layze do you need a hug?

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 4 месяца назад +9

      I didn't even know ppl were using the cherry as a metaphor 😭

    • @Daniellawrightt
      @Daniellawrightt 4 месяца назад

      @@highsourjamapple9141because most virgins bleed on they’re first time🫣

    • @alas_door
      @alas_door 4 месяца назад +1

      That pin might mean yes 😅

  • @kjrstenschindler3140
    @kjrstenschindler3140 4 месяца назад +3

    9 days ago we were at 579k and now we’re at 594k…15k in 9 days! Congrats Layze! Keep it up, love your content! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @WrehnSmith
    @WrehnSmith 3 месяца назад +1

    Layze in all honesty u have helped my anxiety so much. I love u❤

  • @antraporwal895
    @antraporwal895 4 месяца назад +204

    Maybe because i am an Indian girl who just turned 18, i don't get the importance of not being a virgin in the comments section

    • @pockydreamer
      @pockydreamer 4 месяца назад +75

      In America, it's supposedly a rite of passage for adulthood. Kinda like a milestone. High school movies like to emphasize on it.
      But honestly you don't really need to lose it. Some people are just fine being virgins because it's not an important milestone that everyone needs to reach

    • @cottoncandyjellybean8539
      @cottoncandyjellybean8539 4 месяца назад +104

      I’m a 23 year old girl and I’ve never even held a guys hand. Honestly as time goes on I can’t be bothered.

    • @Heaven13420
      @Heaven13420 4 месяца назад +67

      It's not worth all the attention people put around it honestly. Wait till you're ready because feeling weird or left out is much better than the regret of rushing in💖

    • @mssophiad03
      @mssophiad03 4 месяца назад +1

      @@pockydreamerunfortunately yes people here do consider it to be

    • @cherrymetha3185
      @cherrymetha3185 4 месяца назад

      At 18 yrs old it doesn’t matter . However if you’re a lot older , like Michelle it’s a problem, not because you haven’t had s*x but because you lack the social skills to have a relationship with a man. I believe that Michelle is gay and is pretending to be straight to be on television and make some money . And it’s not just because you’re an Indian girl . Many Indian girls have lost their virginity at 18 , they just don’t admit it . Anyway it’s better to wait until you feel comfortable with that person and within yourself 🌺✨🥰🌺

  • @lilcoru8223
    @lilcoru8223 4 месяца назад +222

    "we love you lazye" we all say in unison

  • @ALDC.MXCKENZIE
    @ALDC.MXCKENZIE 4 месяца назад +118

    0:03 The castle 😍

    • @shiny_selenium6448
      @shiny_selenium6448 4 месяца назад +7

      Such a lavish life he is living 😍😍😍

    • @looladoo
      @looladoo 4 месяца назад

      he rly is so rich😍

    • @Aliaux
      @Aliaux 4 месяца назад +2

      it's a castle in Germany, super big touristy place

  • @Ollie909
    @Ollie909 4 месяца назад +3

    CONGRATS ON 600K LAYZE!!

  • @queenvalery5714
    @queenvalery5714 3 месяца назад +2

    Lazye on the way to 1m! 😍 so happy more people are appreciating this channel 🔥

  • @melissamccarthy3919
    @melissamccarthy3919 4 месяца назад +109

    0:37 I love that video of you having fun with the filter that made you look like a Victorian lady running down the stairs ❤

  • @tal1asW0rldd
    @tal1asW0rldd 4 месяца назад +124

    8:04 is giving "I gonna tell you something l'm bald *gasp* girl ME TOO *gasp* AWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHA AWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHA"

  • @randomperson6656
    @randomperson6656 4 месяца назад +7

    im so happy abt the fact ur finally getting regconition. here since 101k and its crazy how far u have come in barely a year. keep going layze we're all proud of u

  • @DankFuture0089
    @DankFuture0089 4 месяца назад +11

    10:01 it has to do with the states my man! Lmao your laugh then straight to poker face

  • @Alenasmusic-g3m
    @Alenasmusic-g3m 4 месяца назад +10

    8:41 nah this reminds me of my ex friend. I nearly collapsed because of heat exhaustion and I said to my friend "I'm sorry if I don't reply. I just don't have the energy to hold a conversation right now" and thankfully my friends came to the rescue and helped me out. But when I told my ex Friend that I couldn't talk she was like "sameeee" but she was skipping around and talking with so much energy. She also said she might faint but she was the first to finish the walk and she was skipping around (I was at my school walking club) she still never admitted that she was faking. That's ONE of the reasons I left her. She's just a disrespectful person in general.

  • @jackiechangamingg
    @jackiechangamingg 4 месяца назад +51

    Lazye: " I didn't constent to TLC describing me because that's all I did as well" 😂😂😭💀same. Not Lazye using the male version of siri to find out about the cake cherry meaning after being confused 😭💀

  • @kxrma28
    @kxrma28 4 месяца назад +8

    I was this video in the “members only” and I wanted to watch it so bad I’m so happy it finally came out😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ewazza
    @ewazza 4 месяца назад +25

    "NORMAL" youtubers: "Hello guys, welcome back-"
    Layze: "I am here caressing my posay"

  • @ihatenorrisnuts
    @ihatenorrisnuts 4 месяца назад +2

    CONGRATS ON 600K TODAY PERIODDDDD

  • @echazine
    @echazine 4 месяца назад +58

    IT’S THE LESBIAN COUPLE FROM BRANDON ROGERS HOLY CRAP

    • @EXORClSTS
      @EXORClSTS 4 месяца назад +1

      WHAT VIDEO (i dont religiously watch brandon but he slay)

    • @echazine
      @echazine 4 месяца назад +5

      @@EXORClSTS “PLAY DATE GONE WRONG” but they’re in a bunch of other videos too

    • @EXORClSTS
      @EXORClSTS 4 месяца назад +1

      @@echazine thanks! Ive been trying to get into Brandons content I just never had the time and I forget 😔🙏

    • @echazine
      @echazine 4 месяца назад

      @@EXORClSTS it’s okay 🙆‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙇‍♂️ I feel you

    • @youraverageanxiouscommente2756
      @youraverageanxiouscommente2756 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@EXORClSTS "a day at the beach" has them renewing their vows

  • @kianamoore5390
    @kianamoore5390 4 месяца назад +33

    5:47 is perfect meme material and Layze totally missed the opportunity to say “oh you’re thirsty? I have VIRGIN margaritas on the table ✨”

  • @whiteBear433
    @whiteBear433 4 месяца назад +5

    You deserve more than 1 million followers! Love your channel so much🩵

  • @AlegroQ
    @AlegroQ Месяц назад +1

    12:52 nah when he said that my kindness level for him dropped

  • @Jazuliy
    @Jazuliy 4 месяца назад +45

    5:36 "the only elephant in this room is your hair cut''

  • @ninzz_editzz
    @ninzz_editzz 4 месяца назад +14

    Your face expressions make me piss my pants and laugh so hard and I love you’re intros 😭😭

  • @samssillyplace
    @samssillyplace 4 месяца назад +36

    he may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver with his intros

  • @T_Comps
    @T_Comps 4 месяца назад +12

    7:12 Didn’t know Layze is a Barb puuuur🦄

  • @jrelevates1574
    @jrelevates1574 4 месяца назад +7

    She doesn't need a husband, she needs a wife, if she embraced her sexuality, things would change up.

  • @your_cute_
    @your_cute_ 4 месяца назад +45

    1:02 that filter gave me a heart attack 🫶🏼

    • @literally_ash-.-
      @literally_ash-.- 4 месяца назад +13

      was looking for this comment 😭🙏🏾

  • @gremlinrah
    @gremlinrah 4 месяца назад +52

    “Michelle, spread ‘em” is wild 😭

  • @EnoughOfEva-wl7xe
    @EnoughOfEva-wl7xe 4 месяца назад +18

    Bro I’m not even 15 seconds in and layze hits us with the chaotic intros💀💀

  • @drewgoin8849
    @drewgoin8849 19 дней назад

    The editing on this video is magnificent!!

  • @SarahScreamer-tb1vl
    @SarahScreamer-tb1vl 4 месяца назад +11

    I love the “not stormy either you freak” the way he said it with absolute disgust 😂😂

  • @4ZUR333
    @4ZUR333 4 месяца назад +22

    The classy music in the intro got me for sum reason 😂😂😂

  • @Star_Star221
    @Star_Star221 4 месяца назад +47

    THE INTRO HELP😭😭

  • @Nuh.Uhħ
    @Nuh.Uhħ 4 месяца назад +5

    “Grandma, I saw you riding ATLEAST 3 of them last night you’re way here” 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @TeresaWarner-m6u
    @TeresaWarner-m6u 13 дней назад

    This is the hardest I've laughed in years. Fuckitttt....im watching it again. Real homie helping with the bush and promoting her success...😂😂😂😂

  • @Maybelivvie
    @Maybelivvie 4 месяца назад +19

    “I went there for a degree and all I got was depression” THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY!! ❤ U LAYZE❤❤❤

  • @Z0KMBIE
    @Z0KMBIE 4 месяца назад +15

    “Carresing my possay” is killing Me💀 I can’t breathe fr…and..DID HE FR USE A CALCULATOR TO FIGURE OUT WHAT 41+3 IS?!

  • @Froggy_mushroom_
    @Froggy_mushroom_ 4 месяца назад +22

    6:15 THE SECRET? WHY YOU TELLING THE WHOLE INTERNET THEN???? 😭

  • @madolyn003
    @madolyn003 3 месяца назад +4

    “The birds never came to my bees” 😂😂😂

  • @Pearl-ku3cs
    @Pearl-ku3cs 4 месяца назад +19

    8:52 "I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT.."

    • @janetardis4726
      @janetardis4726 29 дней назад

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. How did you know? I was literally humming I Kissed a Girl when I liked it taste of her cherry chapstick

  • @Marie.Herbst
    @Marie.Herbst 4 месяца назад +25

    Lmao 🤣 you did the hawk tuah lol 👏👏👏 fantastic Layze

  • @literallywantstosleep
    @literallywantstosleep 4 месяца назад +24

    Legit making a hotdog as you made the hotdog joke as a virgin politician 💀

  • @yoyeefaceYotenno
    @yoyeefaceYotenno 4 месяца назад +15

    "Carresing my POSSAiy "💅
    The most iconic intro

  • @hippyhair1920
    @hippyhair1920 4 месяца назад +19

    I’m never gonna lose my virginity because I never lose 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ChickeenNoogetEdits
    @ChickeenNoogetEdits 4 месяца назад +9

    13:18 Not the IHOP gift card 😭🙏
    Btw this isn’t meant as hate I love your videos and I’ve been binge watching them 24/7 lmao ❤

  • @Smellslikewhomp_whomp
    @Smellslikewhomp_whomp 4 месяца назад +7

    I recently discovered Layze and ever since then I make sure I get notifications whenever he posts. He never lets me down always makes me laugh nonstop no matter what the topic is. Thank you Layze!!

  • @mariazammit1314
    @mariazammit1314 4 месяца назад +5

    SLAY POOKIE
    "CARRESING MY POOOISAYYYY"
    THE INTROS ARE DIFFERENT AND I LIVE FOR IT🔥🔥🔥

  • @Lazies_fans
    @Lazies_fans 4 месяца назад +26

    "Imma cut the bush" layze is a MENACE 🖐😭 hell nah

  • @susSkymogussing
    @susSkymogussing 4 месяца назад +2

    Congrats on 600k!

  • @thatgirlsofia24
    @thatgirlsofia24 4 месяца назад +20

    "I thought she was gonna say she didnt like Sabrina carpenter, i was gonna throw hands with her." 😂 relatable

  • @HawtCoco
    @HawtCoco 4 месяца назад +11

    "Virginity is like a second pinny because once you find someone who is obsessed with it then you know they are the right one" .....done...Layze am done😂😂💀

  • @temuminmin
    @temuminmin 4 месяца назад +7

    what are these intros bro😭😭 most out of pocket shit ever bruh😭😭(i love them bruh)

  • @IsabellaCrothers-ky1qh
    @IsabellaCrothers-ky1qh 4 месяца назад +1

    ALMOST TO 600K GOODLUCK LAYZE I CAN'T WASITT

  • @tessalyyvuo1667
    @tessalyyvuo1667 4 месяца назад +5

    I am also a virgin... No really. That's why I found the mirror joke in the beginning very funny. And I just recently turned 40.
    OCD is one hell of a libido killer.

  • @NeonX913
    @NeonX913 4 месяца назад +6

    Bro saved me from having a mental breakdown on the right time🤯
    Honestly thank you❤

  • @sabrinaandreassi9958
    @sabrinaandreassi9958 4 месяца назад +11

    "babe wake up, Layze just uploaded"

  • @jeslay
    @jeslay 4 месяца назад +13

    I love your videos! But wow your reaction to our lingo when we say stupid stuff like “popping the cherry” was priceless!! Should retitle it to “when a European finds out what popping the cherry means”😂

  • @larisachan1787
    @larisachan1787 4 месяца назад +11

    So losing a V card in US, is like passing a competitive exams.

    • @twintailedcat4542
      @twintailedcat4542 4 месяца назад +3

      For a LOT of people, unfortunately

    • @jasywhore408
      @jasywhore408 3 месяца назад

      Yeah a lot of people think of it as an achievement, but ofc not everyone
      Everyone should go at their own pace when it comes to dating/sex