I adore these "remote" segments Conan does. I'm a bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to humanity. I'm only 32...but I've already had my fill of human beings and their insanity. But....whenever I'm feeling kinda down, nothing cheers me up like a Conan remote. He's so good at them....he brings out the best in people and shows the humor in human absurdity, especially when he's around people who take themselves FAR too seriously. Conan remotes remind me that life is alright. :)
***** This s because most american live off easy money that has arrived from some "lucaritive" business ventures just like their government's invasion of Iraq,Afghanistan or some minor portfolio investments into Saudi/middle eastern oil, etc.etc... At least us immigrants do deserve a lower interest rate upon such capital..
What is the bitch for? They're spending their money in this country, in their state, in their community. The majority of people who immigrated to this country did not speak English, yet they managed to overcome the language barriers and built their lives from scratch.
Hey! that was my trainer when I started as a Field Service Technician for Adelphia back in 2001... It's a small world, I haven't heard from him since I went to Charter Communications.... I'm glad to see he's still around.
Maybe they have children or friends who've lived in the US for a long time and they helped them to buy a house and maybe getting the citizenship. I know a Mexican couple whose children have lived in the US for some years and they manged to get their parents the US citizenship. Now they live 6 months in Mexico and 6 months in the US and I'm pretty sure they don't speak a single word in English.
drew r future of america right there, spanish will be the primary language in the year 2030. When Russia or China or North Korea is causing trouble again our President Jose Maria Jesus Lopez will ship them crack cocaine or marijuana via illegal immigrants in hoping they comply with our rules.
I like how other people are getting mad at people for saying at least speak the basic sentences of the language of the country they decide to live, like thats so wrong. I understand there are reasons why a person may not speak the language you can be a situation like two people decide to come to this country to build a life and drag another family member who didn't really ask to come,or maybe they just came to the country. But if you come hell bent on building a life, is it hard to ask to learn the basics of the language?I've been in situations where someone is supposed to be providing customer service and I've only ever understood one word that they told me. Then people turn around to look at you like you're ignorant because you don't speak a second language if you say something. Yes more and more people are coming into the country and no I'm not saying that they're not allowed to come but now you're making it seem like i'm the bad guy. I'll learn a language because I want to not because I'm forced to, that's why I'm learning Mandarin now. How I look going to China to conduct business and don't speak a lick of mandarin/Cantonese and they get frustrated with me I can't get mad at them at the end of the day.
Jon Drake Interesting how innocuous comments can be completely misunderstood online. I didn't even think that far when I wrote it. No ill will towards Conan intended.
I mean if they're living in the U.S. then they should really know at least basic english... :/ it seemed like they couldn't even understand simple sentences
Angelica Fenn in America, its all about the $$$$$.. you don't have to speak the language, but the land is a great investment. bc i've lived in Flushing NYC. and some restaurant doesn't even speak Cantonese or English. just taiwanese
Angelica Fenn Maybe they just have a second home in the US you know.. My grandparents had a second home in Greece but don't speak Greek. There's a certain point where your brains just won't absorb another language. They know the basics of the thank you's and please's and the how are you doing's but they don't really speak it.
ChillChannel They have jobs that can provide for that house. Its a competitive market and most Americans aren't taking advantage. Sucks for you guys :D
why does it concern u people if they know the language or not. They're obviously getting by without it..and you dont know their life story maybe they came to America a week before the show was filmed
Your grammar is fucking horrific, so you shouldn't even consider judging others for being unable to speak English! What do you mean where did they get the money from? You think people outside of the USA don't know how to earn money or something? For all we know they could own a business in Armenia and own a home in the USA.
nice, put your subscribe annotation so far at the top of the video that we *almost* cant press the button to minimize it, dislike and no chance of a sub, from me.
How do you survive in a country for extended periods of time, without knowing the local language? Actually: how do you survive anywhere without English? It's not my first language and I'm not living in an English speaking country either, but how do you find a job and opportunities without it? Without English your are utterly unemployable. Even from a recreational standpoint, this seems so bizarre. They must be coal miners entertaining themselves with dolls they fashioned from bones and scraps of clothes. How does this work?
I adore these "remote" segments Conan does. I'm a bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to humanity. I'm only 32...but I've already had my fill of human beings and their insanity. But....whenever I'm feeling kinda down, nothing cheers me up like a Conan remote. He's so good at them....he brings out the best in people and shows the humor in human absurdity, especially when he's around people who take themselves FAR too seriously. Conan remotes remind me that life is alright. :)
agreed.
+avedic well said!
+avedic Conan is the man!
now ur 40 an im 32 and i feel the same way lol
"That's all the time we had." A very talk-show answer. Looks like the dude learned a bit from Conan as well!
Conan seems to have a knack for happening upon armenians in these skits.
Yeah like the pawn shop one
Yeah.. it's not hard when he shoots in Burbank.. There are tons of them in the Burbank, Glendale, and LA area.
+Konstantin Sandler my balls are Armenian
+lunchboxwhmpa ESPECIALLY in Glendale
Those immigrants don't speak a word of english and they live in a house that is more luxurious than many americans. Strange World. Strange time.
Most likely they work very hard also and deserve what they have..... While many americans who hardly work get over paid and live beyond their needs.
***** This s because most american live off easy money that has arrived from some "lucaritive" business ventures just like their government's invasion of Iraq,Afghanistan or some minor portfolio investments into Saudi/middle eastern oil, etc.etc... At least us immigrants do deserve a lower interest rate upon such capital..
What is the bitch for? They're spending their money in this country, in their state, in their community. The majority of people who immigrated to this country did not speak English, yet they managed to overcome the language barriers and built their lives from scratch.
+illuminati There's a lot of people who are wealthy from other different countries that simply want to come and live here in the USA...
Hey! that was my trainer when I started as a Field Service Technician for Adelphia back in 2001... It's a small world, I haven't heard from him since I went to Charter Communications.... I'm glad to see he's still around.
There should be more remotes with Sona. We love sona lol
Conan should be in a movie!he's great!
He should do more sketches with Sona she plays the "straight man" character so well
This is what i call entertainment, he can make fun of everything
Man NBC screwed the pooch in letting him go... Glad he's happy at TBS and both continue with a great show..
If you are in USA there is a main phrase that you must learn at least for survive:
give me a cheeseburger!
No coke! Pepsi!
If you are not in USA there is a main phrase that you must learn at least for survive:
What is USA doing?
John Tuups eating cheeseburgers ?
PS i will wait for the "touché" response. thx
I've never heard of Arminia until I watched Conan's sketches. Every single foreign person Conan meets is from Arminia...jeez 😂
+Jeff Coton Armenia. What are you blonde
+Nataku 360duke3D I believe you mean, "What are you, blonde?", if we're picking at things.
+Brianna Rodriguez you corrected a comma?
....... so i brought along a camera crew and this is what happened.
conan is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this guys are absolute pro's!!!!
Don is no nonsense.
Mike Patton I like Dan XD
man! Come do my cables
that sounded sexual...
wat did i just watched? i searched for cable repair connantion.
LOL when he tells him to step back a few steps: "whooaa"
Look out JIM FREAKING CAREY
Conan now is the "!!!CABLE GUY!!!"
how do i look, do i look cool?
wish this one was just a little longer.
Look at the trainers face when Conan pulls out the bottle. He does make an effort not to laugh.
Never understood people moving into a foreign country without learning the language. It's disrespectful.
+sitbc Lol
i fu cking like CONAN!!!
This should be longer!
I like the dude with the 'stache. He's a completely no-bullshit kinda dude.
on to the next Conan video
that trainer was so serious.
awesome...thanks for the upload
Maybe they have children or friends who've lived in the US for a long time and they helped them to buy a house and maybe getting the citizenship. I know a Mexican couple whose children have lived in the US for some years and they manged to get their parents the US citizenship. Now they live 6 months in Mexico and 6 months in the US and I'm pretty sure they don't speak a single word in English.
managed*
drew r future of america right there, spanish will be the primary language in the year 2030. When Russia or China or North Korea is causing trouble again our President Jose Maria Jesus Lopez will ship them crack cocaine or marijuana via illegal immigrants in hoping they comply with our rules.
Conan needs to bring back beard!!! He looks good with it on 😊
I like how other people are getting mad at people for saying at least speak the basic sentences of the language of the country they decide to live, like thats so wrong. I understand there are reasons why a person may not speak the language you can be a situation like two people decide to come to this country to build a life and drag another family member who didn't really ask to come,or maybe they just came to the country. But if you come hell bent on building a life, is it hard to ask to learn the basics of the language?I've been in situations where someone is supposed to be providing customer service and I've only ever understood one word that they told me. Then people turn around to look at you like you're ignorant because you don't speak a second language if you say something. Yes more and more people are coming into the country and no I'm not saying that they're not allowed to come but now you're making it seem like i'm the bad guy. I'll learn a language because I want to not because I'm forced to, that's why I'm learning Mandarin now. How I look going to China to conduct business and don't speak a lick of mandarin/Cantonese and they get frustrated with me I can't get mad at them at the end of the day.
This was funny, it made me laugh.
I wouldn't buy the OFF-TBS remote... but I would buy the OFF-CONAN model.
"secret second life" - SONA!!! hahaha
*Wife!!* It's "secret second *wife*" ffs
haha remember when he was doing the cable jokes????
Very good.
5:12
Ha. Conan really has no hips or ass, it's true.
Thaye You'd rather him be a fat ass? How about u fuck off.
Jon Drake
Interesting how innocuous comments can be completely misunderstood online. I didn't even think that far when I wrote it. No ill will towards Conan intended.
Thaye Oh, okay my bad then.
Jon Drake Conan himself has said that on a number of occasions.
A deluge of racist comments? Yep, this is RUclips alright.
Anyway, this remote is hilarious.
haha he's like a little kid when he's going to climb the poles
I mean if they're living in the U.S. then they should really know at least basic english... :/ it seemed like they couldn't even understand simple sentences
Fuck you
kill28illuminati easy tiger!
Angelica Fenn in America, its all about the $$$$$.. you don't have to speak the language, but the land is a great investment. bc i've lived in Flushing NYC. and some restaurant doesn't even speak Cantonese or English. just taiwanese
Angelica Fenn Maybe they just have a second home in the US you know.. My grandparents had a second home in Greece but don't speak Greek. There's a certain point where your brains just won't absorb another language. They know the basics of the thank you's and please's and the how are you doing's but they don't really speak it.
The instructor takes his job way!!! To seriously.
It's part of the skit to make it funnier
+MinuitSole Oh you know him?
***** It's cable install not power lines..often way less risk.. but fair enough.
I've noticed that people start to really dislike learning when they cross a certain age.
Funny stuff con
And then you put electric border fence for this ?
hahha I know Nick the cable guy at the end.
why was Conan dressed as Niko Bellic in the beginning?
Lol the ending
how come there are people in the US who don't speak/understand english?? :D How do they live there? And have BIG HOUSES?!?! My mind is blown :D
ChillChannel They have jobs that can provide for that house. Its a competitive market and most Americans aren't taking advantage. Sucks for you guys :D
ChillChannel they don't have those in your country?
we have. But they live really poorly
ChillChannel lol not people only armenians
***** You do know that the U.S. and Armenia are on different continents right?
I no speak English.
That's ok, even better lol
Totally South Park at 3:11
pole training guy looks like ben stiller
Do those 2 old people really need such a huge house?
not sure how they made their money
Funny. Thanks.
Sons and daughters act as interpreters
My question is how does Lettermen get people to agree to his stunts?
they probably don't feel comfortable speaking it in front of a bunch of cameras and strange people in their homes.
What's TBS?
Tad Bit Stupid.
hilarious
why does it concern u people if they know the language or not. They're obviously getting by without it..and you dont know their life story maybe they came to America a week before the show was filmed
lol
No english , and a fucking nice house . huuummm . Where they get that money from .!??
Your grammar is fucking horrific, so you shouldn't even consider judging others for being unable to speak English! What do you mean where did they get the money from? You think people outside of the USA don't know how to earn money or something? For all we know they could own a business in Armenia and own a home in the USA.
I didn't ask about your sexual orientation, but good for you I guess. Whatever makes you happy.
69silkyslim Wow, you're a moron.
It's called legal invasion, It's the modern way of doing it so no one has to die, well for now anyway... :)
Fakkkeeee
how do they live in murica if they cant even speak english
+Zimmerman Stay within their Armenian community, going to Armenian shops, communicating with Americans via their, possibly, English speaking children.
^^
lol yes theyre armenians
nice, put your subscribe annotation so far at the top of the video that we *almost* cant press the button to minimize it, dislike and no chance of a sub, from me.
lol, ever heard of a button that closes ALL annotations at once? LOL
How do you survive in a country for extended periods of time, without knowing the local language? Actually: how do you survive anywhere without English? It's not my first language and I'm not living in an English speaking country either, but how do you find a job and opportunities without it? Without English your are utterly unemployable. Even from a recreational standpoint, this seems so bizarre. They must be coal miners entertaining themselves with dolls they fashioned from bones and scraps of clothes. How does this work?