The idea of some furry breaking into Jerma's home, threatening his life and forcing him to stream in fursuit is making me laugh way harder than it should
Gonna start watching 1 hour long Jerma compilations every day now so that when I’m old and on my deathbed and my life flashes before my eyes it’ll be occasionally interrupted by funny Jerma Clips
Are we just not going to talk about how kyle not only put chapters for every clip, but cited every source down to the exact timestamp for every clip in this already fantastic video? That's absolutely amazing. Legitimately s-tier work man.
Someone should start doing Jerma "2 streams mixed recaps", like alternating between bits from different streams. Just like a sitcom episode with multiple plotlines, but the plotlines are jerma streams. My adhd brain would love to watch this.
15:47 Does he just have an insane metabolism? This is like the 3rd time I've heard him talk about or seen him eat like 3 full sandwiches from McDonald's. Does he work out for 2 hours afterwards? How the fuck does he eat that much McDonald's?
He runs from Las Vegas to Boston every morning to get a cup of his favorite coffee. iirc he said it's an XL frap with two pumps of cheeto flavor and an entire rotisserie chicken blended then pushed through a sieve directly into the drink. What's really weird is every time he orders it he tells the unfortunate barista "Gonna be a late night tonight" even though it's only 9am and he gets one every morning.
Honest to god one of my favourites to just sit back and watch. Got through it on my TV when I had a day off and was home alone and it was fucking awesome.
im gonna be honest i 100% forgot about the leafblower game stream bit and that's fucking insane (jerma for it being his favorite video) the music, jerma laughing in the background, it's a masterpeice
ive been trying to find this obscure jerma clip for upwards of 2 years. i'm pretty sure he's playing a fishing game. someone in chat says his voice is buttery, then jerma says his voice is milky. i need to find this.
The funny thing about the mascot fight tier list is I think Jerma probably could kill a cheetah in a fight. Not as like a "Jerma is so crazy he could" but like he probably could. Not a cheetah, but a fuckin 80 year old man fought off a leopard and ripped its damn tongue out. Those kindsa cats are only super scary if they get a running start at you
28:10 it's ironic the hamburger is less technically American I mean like it was made in Germany, Hamburg Germany(probably) but something like sushi with the rice on the outside and fortune cookies and hard shell tacos are American
So this is an extremely weird thing to say about Jeremy “IQ 98.5” Elbowson, but that Whistle While You Work song is very catchy, and if it were real I bet I’d be super into it.
Has anyone counted the calories in Jerma's order from McDonald's ? Seems close to 3000 if not more 😭😭 EDIT: the estimate I added to was around 2662 calories Which is still a lot for one meal
The idea of some furry breaking into Jerma's home, threatening his life and forcing him to stream in fursuit is making me laugh way harder than it should
if jerma weren't so haunted by his extreme and pervasive fear of shame, he would do this as a bit with ster. 100%
“Some furry” his name is ster
It’s you. You were the furry who ended Jerma
It happened with clowns
We get it, you are into animals
Gonna start watching 1 hour long Jerma compilations every day now so that when I’m old and on my deathbed and my life flashes before my eyes it’ll be occasionally interrupted by funny Jerma Clips
you’ve figured life out brother
This is an exquisite thought.
Genius
This is actually such a crazy thought. What percent of me is jerma
See I wanna go out the same way my dad did in the car.
Though I’d prefer to be a passenger.
throwing up from codeine pain medication, got two wisdom teeth out, in constant agony, this hits the spot baby
did you'm died?
Projectile vomited all over myself and the bed after getting a spinal headache from a lumbar puncture. Just two girlies throwing up
Try some oragel if the doctor says its okay and drink water please. Preferably water with salt or lemon juice for that extra sodium
CODEINE?? 🥶🥵😈😈🤩🥤💟💜💜🟣🟪😈😛
Ironically that's probably the safest way to consume Jerma content. 😢 Good luck man.
Whistle while you work
Cmon whistle while you work
Whistle while you whistle while you whistle while you work
Cmon whistle 🔥
Bisum bayou burk*
bism baiu börg
pissm wyoll wrr
ウィソル ワイオリュ ヲック
бисм буиу вррк
I got here quick enough to dodge his menopause!!!
What's the context for this.
@@zeberikono
I got here quick enough to not see that thumbnail anymore
Male menopause Andy
17:11 picking up a rocket launcher and playing it like a kazoo is such a mr.bean thing to do
Are we just not going to talk about how kyle not only put chapters for every clip, but cited every source down to the exact timestamp for every clip in this already fantastic video? That's absolutely amazing. Legitimately s-tier work man.
also fully captioned !!!!!! redefining the standard fr
"Uhh, Honey, why is the autopilot flying us into the sun?" almost made me wake my family up laughing
Someone should start doing Jerma "2 streams mixed recaps", like alternating between bits from different streams. Just like a sitcom episode with multiple plotlines, but the plotlines are jerma streams. My adhd brain would love to watch this.
Horrible idea, I would watch every single one.
ik some clip comps alr do this, its the funniest shit ever
@@breadf5399 which one please?
PLEASEEE THATS SO GOOD
I think I’m gonna try but I don’t have good software for it. Would you prefer a cut down stream from Cheltie or do you want the full stream?
thank god i called in to work today
You’d rather work than watch this?
Why not just do that every day
@@arenomusic I know usually you have to call out instead of call in
@skukko9627 ??? No, you call in sick.
@@skukko9627I've always known it as calling in sick lol
Im losing my fucking mind over these thank you so much why is he like this
because there's aliens looking down at him with a microscope
@@greasymoth4172 we are the aliens aren't we
@@ouroboros8529maybe the real Aliens are the friends we made along the way
less than a day old jerma comp in my feed i can not fight the neurodivergence anymore
Pfp checks out
Dude come on it’s 2am now I have to watch all of this
It’s a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE he wore clothes
showering at 3am in my scary ass basement and his absolutely incomprehensible speech makes me feel protected
33:27 Mongolian throat singing
"I am the only thing keeping the planet from being destroyed, so you should say you're welcome."
15:47 Does he just have an insane metabolism? This is like the 3rd time I've heard him talk about or seen him eat like 3 full sandwiches from McDonald's. Does he work out for 2 hours afterwards? How the fuck does he eat that much McDonald's?
amazing metabolism at the expense of having severe IBS
fr
Never forget that his iron stomach is easily bested by a roll of Oreos
@@edenfeledrum1540 an entire sleeve, in fact
He runs from Las Vegas to Boston every morning to get a cup of his favorite coffee. iirc he said it's an XL frap with two pumps of cheeto flavor and an entire rotisserie chicken blended then pushed through a sieve directly into the drink. What's really weird is every time he orders it he tells the unfortunate barista "Gonna be a late night tonight" even though it's only 9am and he gets one every morning.
44:38 Bravado
44:42 Trepidation
44:43 Mistake
44:50 Shame
45:05 Ego
45:10 Foolishness
45:12 Agony
3:48 why does jerma keep describing my internal turmoil in perfect detail
he literally makes me feel less insane when he says things like that
yeah, i feel that a lot as well. jerma definitely gives neurodivergent andy, or at least similar to my neurodivergence lol
12:35 mouthwashing
Realest comment I've ever read
LOL
the whistle while you work clip is so goddamn underrated i love it so much
what a fitting video to find in my homepage on the 25th of december
it's a christmas miracle
21:00 "A E I O U... and sometimes W..."
I like how jerma thought tiktok was just like vine in being 6 seconds but most tiktoks i see are atleast 30 seconds to a minute
Jerma’s worried that his friends are going to hurt themselves by tuning a guitar, so he gets up and leaves them????
Bro I've been really into wizard101 recently and the wizard101 clip felt so trippy
The ending terrified me, as I usually fall asleep to these and it just froze on this screen
YES THE JUMP KING STREAM!!!!! untapped gold mine glad someone else appreciates it
surprised you didnt include him listening to wwe chair hits to calm down
Honest to god one of my favourites to just sit back and watch. Got through it on my TV when I had a day off and was home alone and it was fucking awesome.
This is underrated hell, a well edited, well selected video. I haven't seen a lot of these and these are good clips too. Great comp my guy 👍
Tyvm this is exquisitely disorienting for my cough syrup and cannabis fueled fever dreams as I fight off the flu
There are funnier jokes, but the retreating into the closet is extremely high level comedy.
this man cannot be neurotypical
I think he has diagnosed adhd or maybe I hallucinated that
@@dismalwish Jerma's not real
@@dunngunkadoid my bad …
@@dismalwish all good man. Happens to all of us at one point or another.
@@dunngunkadoidJust like the meat grinder
jerma playing any moviemaker type game gotta be one of my favorite genders
wissum volume work 🎵✨
jermas longest "uhhhh" ever
10:00, love how he’s angry about how stupid the test is and then is like I’m a Clydesdale 😀
"so you should say you're welcome" 😭
playing wizard101 wjen the wizard101 clip came up scared me bruh im faded as hell and jermas spying on me
I love how the comments under every jerma comp are so thankful you made the comp
im gonna be honest i 100% forgot about the leafblower game stream bit and that's fucking insane (jerma for it being his favorite video)
the music, jerma laughing in the background, it's a masterpeice
Thanks for the subtitles that are added!😊
Best clips channel I've seen for awhile
was just brainrot watching the other two, lets go
another great jerma editor has graced our presence, thank you
These compilations make me think he’s still with us… 😔
I like this editing! Good clips too. Thankyuh Kyle 🫡
2:52 he wants to be the main character so bad
jerma IS the main character, i don't know what you mean.
"So you should say you're welcome"
?????
29:09 literally patrick bateman
i only JUST now realized the IKEA bit during the "don't stop talking" playthrough with joel.
that's BIG FUCKING BRAIN
thanks kyle I knew I could trust you with supplying me with these fresh and hot jermima memes
i want to turn you into a small vessel that holds liquid
my favorite series
thanks kyle
you did a really good job with this, i havent seen almost all of these!!!!
“Hey what’s your favorite game console?”
55:29
ive been trying to find this obscure jerma clip for upwards of 2 years. i'm pretty sure he's playing a fishing game. someone in chat says his voice is buttery, then jerma says his voice is milky. i need to find this.
whistle while you work
Thanks for another great comp k town
Finding out Jerma played Wizard101 at some point is wild
4:06 so at least one of the voices inside of Jeremy Albertsons is named Larry
maybe that one is the killer
MORE JERMA YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
The funny thing about the mascot fight tier list is I think Jerma probably could kill a cheetah in a fight. Not as like a "Jerma is so crazy he could" but like he probably could. Not a cheetah, but a fuckin 80 year old man fought off a leopard and ripped its damn tongue out. Those kindsa cats are only super scary if they get a running start at you
BISSIM BOWYU mBERK
The fucking timing at 31:44 is IMPECABLE
12:24 final fantasy victory fanfare andy :)
Ok, Jeremy for 500 dollars: What Nintendo console debuted in late 2012?
55:30
thank you again kyle
no way jerma has played wizard101. ive been playing that game for like 14 years lol
if jerma is in a fursuit, someone hit up jameskii to calll the swat
i feel more spiritual watchig him, like Ive ascended to a sense of soemthing ive never felt ya knOW?
bro what r u talking about
@@slushynoobzfan3👁
2:41 "so you *should* say you're welcome" 😭
'Don't be a child' sounds like something a World War One field surgeon would say to an amputee
A few years ago when i saw the banana bros clip i genuinely believed it 😭
26:18 my new favorite clip
I see jerma comps, I clicks on jerma comps.
Jeremy Elbertson
Thank you Kyle please drink more Monster for more edits
"boston pizza" was messing with me because that's also the name of a canadian chain restaurant
2:45 he so funnie
28:10 it's ironic the hamburger is less technically American I mean like it was made in Germany, Hamburg Germany(probably) but something like sushi with the rice on the outside and fortune cookies and hard shell tacos are American
Im drinking lemon water rn and i almost had a stroke when he said thats what hes drinking
so you should say you're welcome
8:02 Anyone happen to know what song that is?!
"Quiet Autumn" from deltarune ruclips.net/video/SWAQzCNeGWg/видео.html
@ MVP, thanks!
So this is an extremely weird thing to say about Jeremy “IQ 98.5” Elbowson, but that Whistle While You Work song is very catchy, and if it were real I bet I’d be super into it.
8:27 does anyone know that song in the background? sounds familiar
“Quiet Autumn” from Deltarune Chapter 1
@@MetaCrossing Thanks
The jerma fall ost is such a h*ckin bop
2:57 You're welcome Jerma
44:53 Dr Oetkers pizza is actually so good though fr
6:06 could've easily been an incoherent rant by Donald Trump
Literally
i miss him, sometimes i still hear his voice
thanks again kyle.
thank you
JERMA985 PLAYED WIZARD 101??? WHAT
Jerma for president
46:05 HE WAS FUCKIN THAT SHIT UP!!
Then he proceeds to go in the fucking closet
8:47 what fucking game is this song from i am having vivid memories what fuckin song
deltarune ruclips.net/video/h2B5F8skpGE/видео.html
@ IK NOW AFTER LIKE TWENTY MINUTES IT DAWNED ON ME! tysm tho
Jerma is so stupid… I love him :))
obscure clip oscar
Has anyone counted the calories in Jerma's order from McDonald's ? Seems close to 3000 if not more 😭😭
EDIT: the estimate I added to was around 2662 calories Which is still a lot for one meal
actually good