Air Traffic Controller's FIRST DAY On the Job - Flight Sim X (Multiplayer)
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- Опубликовано: 3 авг 2017
- A rookie ATC in FSX Multiplayer tries to handle an inbound Southwest Airlines flight arriving at the Las Vegas McCarran Int'l Airport (KLAS). After struggling initially, he calls up his supervisor for assistance but that only makes matters worse. Enjoy.
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'Looking at my schedule there are 10 more unscheduled flights due in'
"say that again, but slowly" HAHAHAHHAH
Loooool im deeead
Lmao the logic
Hola Ryan
Lol
"You're cleared for radio silence"
I truly believe I can win any argument with this one line
I disagree
Mr. King Man you’re cleared for radio silence
I tried something like that with one of my female friends that would not stop arguing in circles (with herself I might add), it did not go well.....
You're cleared for opening window.
Rondo Cat what?
“I’m gona need a big ass “2” spray painted out there”
I lost it 😂😂
stat!
That's the funniest part of the whole video! 😂🤣
Honestly his improvisation is pretty amazing 😂
Roger, roger.
That was my favorite line in the whole video.
Imagine being the guy who worked his ass off to paint a "2" over "1R" and GroundPound69 lands on 1L instead.
Groundpound69 you weren't cleared for 1L, you were cleared for 2, get back in the air and land on runway 2 mister, confirm.....
LOL
this is the best comment i’ve seen on this video😂
2
Lol
As an Australian ATC, I can confirm that what they are saying is proper code.
You don't have to deal with Southwest Air. Is Melbourne a good alternate to YSSY?
Do you all really say "up yer nan" and "in yer nan" in Australian ATCs?😆😆😆
Was gonna say, I don't know many ATCs but I know enough Aussies...
mate hes a kiwi what are on we gave ya russel crowe stop being ungrateful
@@harrywatson7092 lol I was basically making a compliment about how laid back and funny Aussies are, but good thing you showed up to show me just how wrong I was.
“Hey Gordon! I landed my first plane!”
That final quote right there made the entire video so far beyond well worth it.
YES
Ikr lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His legitimate enthusiasm for successfully being an ATC is awesome
@@FlightRecorder1 ikr
Wholesome af
😂😂 “Do we have spray paint? I need like a big ass 2 on the runway stat!”
“On track.” In my head canon, this is the ATC’s second job after being fired as a railroad dispatcher for causing a train wreck.
I also think the Supervisors last job was at McDonald's
How did he get hired, though 😂😂
Yes
@@snafuet hiring Manager's first day on job
he got fired by working for NS
"Are you guys stoned, currently?"
"No, we're just American."
Legendary.
NAME NAMENAME that was good lol
Lost my shit when he disagreed saying they had accents.
They were definitely stoned or drunk. No other explanation for their collective buffoonery than that or that they were stoned AND drunk.
@@RadioactiveSherbet or stoned AND American
NAME NAME NAME if they were American some gunshots would be in the background, they would be sleeping, or eating.
"It appears my supervisor is also first day on the job"
I DIED HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
And That's literally impossible, its gonna require more than one day of experience"
"You know how we do things here"
Sadly that is how supervisors get hired now🤣
Supervisor, first day on the job.. I'll definitely divert... Lol 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@jtruther6062 apparently I don't
Oh my God 😂😂
"Gordon, I've landed my first plane!" absolutely killed me. 🤣 The level of mutual trolling here was incredible.
That's what makes David's vids so entertaining. Aside from perhaps your average 9-year-old gamer from the Netherlands or wherever, most people who play this _want_ realism, _want_ professionalism, but are aware that if they're being trolled they're prepared to give as well as they get -- and AirForceProud95 is an absolute pro at this _because_ of his aviation background -- and his own sardonic sense of humor.
"With all due respect, which at this point is about none"
I am definitely stealing this one.
As a real life ATC, this offends me on such a fundamental level that it's absolutely hilarious.
I'd love to hear your thoughts on AFP's videos on the ATC who is trying to "leave" th tower and the bomb threat one.
He’s a n Aussie. It’s fine
It was his first day of ATC tho
After listening to this, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, @TheLongDark, thank you for your service.
Todd McQuiston I appreciate your kind words, but to be honest I only do the job because it's far and away the best job I've ever had.
Imagine flying over a airport and see some guy Spray painting a giant "2" on a runway lmao!
At an international airport no less.
an*
Yeah, uh, sampsons out on the runway spray painting a two.
nicksttrs or orange and green dots lol
Gordon!!
Anyone else agree this is this guy's best video? I've watched it like 10 times
There's something so entertaining about picturing this being a real conversation and AFP's snarky remarks lol
"we will not hesitate to DECLARE AN EMERGENCY because of fuel onboard" that was too funny
“If you could literally just give us a lower altitude than 12,000’ so we can begin this descent, that will be step 1”
“Uh 11,000’ “
This had me dying
I had to pause it and read the comment. I am crying as I type this.
I needed this after a long day.
Lost it at AFP's response where he's like "Okay down to 11,000 Southwest 1738"
When he gets a minor bit of progress out of the ATCs, he defaults to amicable pilot mode complete with etiquette and all.
DROP YOUR NAN+
John Pena Same! 😂😂😂
LOL i cant stop laughing
Cannot decide who is the troller and who is the trollee.
Just to be clear your profile pic is a gto 65 or 66
gtoger love the vids man
@@DaltonPettit
'65 Tempest?
Ford fairlane?
Don't gto's have side by side headlights?
swear to god, everytime i hear him say "one is for trains, one is for planes." i actually laugh out loud. was PERFECT hahaha
Legend has it Jeff is still trying to find what gate he pulled into.
I know nothing about flying or being an ATC or pilot.... for some reason I stumbled across these videos and they are hilarious.
Same!
@@biscuitladd7979 same lol
Me too last night. They are hysterical
same exact thing, I have no idea how i got to these vids
Hahaha me too! I cant get enough of them
I love how proud he was at the end like he actually had a positive influence on the plane landing.
*Absolute LEGEND*
“ uhhh this is mcdonald’s “😂
"Do we have, like spray paint? Because I need to run out there and draw a 2 on a runway, like stat."
These guys are natural comedians.
I like that ATC guy!
*Gor-Go-Gorden I landed my 1st plane!*
He sounded proud and accomplished in that moment, *VERY ACCOMPLISHED*
Between that line and the spray paint conversation that guy was awesome.
GORDON RAMSEY HELLO
*Supervisor Matt came in
Matt: This is McDonalds..
LMFAOOOOOO
No this is Patrick
Matt McDonalds, younger brother of Ronald McDonalds
chu doing here lodi where's our shitpost
999th like
1000th like
Gordon, Matt, Sampson, Jeff, Charlie.... guy managed to write a full screenplay just screwing around with the boys
The way he was so enthusiastic about landing his first plane on the first day of being an ATC made me feel happy and proud of him.
Like a father of sorts when teaching their kid how to ride a bike
Aussie: "Uuuuh, we are chockoblock full, up your nan, in your nan"
Google translate: "Southwest 1738, we are service terminated, squawk VFR, exchange approved"
bobolinkr New Zealand
He's not Australian.... he's a Kiwi
Pyronix same bullshit.
@Patrick Boateng With a similar accent? Mate?
Not Australian 😂
I like to imagine two stoned Aussies eating burgers in the Control Tower with a PlayStation connected to one of the monitors.
eggo The ATC is a Kiwi mate, not Australian.
@@JJ-xp6mr Oh? How can you tell?
Ha
eggo Because I’m a Kiwi
@@JJ-xp6mr Am also kiwi, can confirm fish and chips in ATC Tower. Requesting clearance for pavlova.
>there's only runway 1L and 1R
>you mess up and say "runway 2" by accident
>correcting what you just said doesn't seem like a reasonable solution
>sends someone to paint a giant "2" on an international airport runway, out of the blue, with a plane just about to land
The ATC skills to menage mistakes are GOLD!
"hum all i can tell you is that your Fricked and my supervisor is incompetent, Land in the field Good luck" xDDD 😃🤣🤣🤣😂
-"you're all clear for radio silence".
I think that's just a polite way of saying "shut the fuck up"
"Are you stoned?"
"No, just American"
oof
so yes
Same thing, actually
People like this give us a bad rep. Fuck our nation amirightguys
i dont see the difference tbh
so absolutely stoned is called 'American stoned'?
Troll vs troll :D
But he's got the ATC "uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh" down PAT.
This is absolutely hysterical. Not a pilot but my dad is a student, and learning about all the proper terminology and professionalism for flying makes this interaction so funny.
Great, now I'm stuck binge watching these videos because somehow I'm now fascinated with how seriously these people take this game. Hilarity ensues. Thanks youtube
Yeah, same here. I like to be serious on these types of games but too many people are essentially 8 to 20 & can't be serious, so I prefer my friends.
They're scripted. There are many cuts between the two different people when speaking.
He's not taking it seriously, he's just having fun with it
Stumbled across this also and am now addicted.
pero bakit mo pinatay si Antonio?
That ATC is going places. Professionalism like that is hard to come by these days.
One can only hope!
Yea, lifetime wallmart employee prize right here!
@@MiguelBaptista1981 I was about to say, this is the gig he took after being fired as a greeter at Walmart.
Ikr
Bro I love how this air traffic control has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about and doing and that just makes it funny
still watch this after 5 years and never gets old lol
i cant stop laughing.... chock'oblock, in yer nan, up your nan LOL
@HamRadioConcepts callsign drop your nan
Charlie nan 1738
Australian call signs.
UHHHHHHHHHH.....
Bugga my nan!
I died at 8:40 when he asked for the spray paint for runway “2”
Is Phoenix open?
Best part! 🤣
ROFLMAO
i havent laughed this hard and much in a long time haaha was about to comment this too
I’m gonna need a big ass 2 on the runway STAT over
(2:40) _"looking at my _*_schedule,_*_ we've got about ten other _*_unscheduled_*_ flights"_
When someone tries to confidently lie.
i like to imagine that in some alternate universe this is how pilots and ATC really talk to each other
“Got any spray paint? I need a BIG 2...” 😂😂😂😂😂ded
Teww
*"like... STAT!"*
That was the best part...
I need to drop a big number two on the runway
@@BobsRockets LOL
This is like an advanced level class in sarcasm and passive aggression. Love it! LMAO!
I love this ridiculous RP. You have such smooth professional voice, that just makes me fall on the floor laughing when you drop an F-Bomb, or say "ate shit" "such a shit show" and so on, while maintaining that buttery smooth voice, just like your landings are.
6:22 "one is for trains, one is for planes. Its pretty straightforward"
xD I'm dying 🤣
"Sir if I have to listen to much more of this I may as well just cut the engines and plummet into the ground out here" I lost it. I totally and completely lost it at this point. This whole exchange is beautiful!
"With all due respect, which at this point is about NONE," xD now thats a quote
YES
Lmao
As i was reading this he said it. I am JESUS
The sense of accomplishment when he says "I did it, I landed my first plane"
Oh my. I have never laughed so hard at a video on RUclips. Can't breathe. It's like a modern-day pilot trying to land in 2505 in Idiocracy. Spray paint? Gordon? John? This man was a genius.
THIS IS MCDONALDS... this sentence just killed it :D i expected a proper anwere, but this was just hilarious
Mike Andre blog it
12:45 "We have JEFF running down towards the gates to try and figure out where you're going". I'm dead.
Hahahahahaha
The man the myth the legend Jeff
😂😂😂
That's not an Australian, that's a New Zealander.
Yeah it’s a kiwi
4:03
I don't know the Hardy Boyz worked air traffic control whenever they're not wrestling
Juxtaposition of 100% serious and 100% ridiculous. "I'll have Jeff running around figuring out which gate you went to." "Uhh, I don't need anyone running around anywhere."
NO!!!! Don't use that word!! Every douchebag days use that ''new'' word ''Juxtaposition''.
@@bobbybellingham2074 Congratulations on showing fear of anything beyond a fourth-grade vocabulary.
@@BlackaceXRogue360 LOL......oh the irony. You cannot even spell fourth grade correctly. hahaha......There you are now. Tried to sound clever and totally exposed your dumb ass.
Bobby Bellingham あんたってほんとバカ。:3
@@bobbybellingham2074 I haven't seen anyone using that word recently, though it's not really obscure, and the OP used it correctly, so I don't understand your problem? A sentence that contains one error, i.e. misuse of a single hyphen, could hardly be considered an indicator of intelligence and/or intellect so no it's not ironic, especially coming from someone whose own incorrectly capitalized and punctuated sentences would have a fourth grade teacher crying. You're just really pissed for no good reason.
Tower : Gordon! Gordon! I landed my first plane!
wut
CaptainJelte haha he sound like a 17 year old 'kid' but wtf, this guy can be that old
We're going to go ahead keep that one for the blog back home
Blog it
Te moment you realize he was not trolling! *Jaw down*!!!
*T shirt slogan?
6:31 "Eh Pardon you" is where I died
"Southwest 1738 I am sick of your attitude towards me" 😂😂
I lost it hen he said "Southwest 1738 I am sick of your attitude."
I thought he said "altitude" at first and lmao'd
@Zero Cool Well he was just fully in his character
@Zero Cool the guy could have just let him land the plane
@Zero Cool well he asked vectors to the airport, instead he got some aussie bullshit, who didn't probably saw the plane on his eyes... He didn't even tried to vector him to the airport... Like... Really tf was that ATC...
Southwest 1738, this is tower requesting lower *attitude*
"Are you guys stoned?" *Australian accent* "nah we're just American
@Mmm 333 They said wee bit which is a Kiwi thing and thats a Kiwi accent.
@Mmm 333 You sound like you're having a tantrum. And those guys definitely sound like Kiwis. Have you ever been to New Zealand? I have. You haven't presented any hard evidence of them being Aussie.
Mmm 333 so because you’ve played online video games for over 15 years and have come across many Aussies and kiwis , you know the kiwi accent more than someone from NZ? Lol ? I grew up in NZ and have now lived in Australia for many years and the guy in the video definitely has a kiwi accent
@Mmm 333 I agree that the they are Australian... But at the same time, it is quite possible that they are New Zealand... Either way, just quitcha bitchin and accept the fact some people hear Australian, and others hear New Zealand
@Mmm 333 yeah, I get your point... And I completely agree with, because like you said, they most likely are Aussie being Australian population is 4-5x larger than NZ... Just tryna say that although people disagree, if you retaliate, you're just gonna get more shit about it
At about 5 minutes in is the point any pilot might start to seriously consider handing all the passengers parachutes and nosediving into the tower.
I was laughing my ass off this video like crazy that my sister thought I was going mad.
This is McDonalds
I just spit out my drink xD
@@JuanRamirez-bj6qe What from Mcdonalds?
Taco????
“No this is Patrick!”
@@JakeBSchultz McSuckalds was my first job ever and when they put me on drive through that's all I heard from most people
LEMME GET UUHHHHH
I think it’s pretty funny how seriously he takes this.
It's called Role play man. It is really fun. Especially when you have other people roleplaying as well.
Your going to get suprised just how many Roleplay seriously in these type of games
Its a simulation
Thats supposed to be RolePlayed like real life
Some people with actual Careers does it just for their training
I also doing seriously in simulator games
Can you imagine that guy getting so high and thinking somehow he actually got to intercept a signal from an actual plane and start panicking that he's gonna crash it?
Dude it's role playing! Check out some of the GTA V role play of police officers. It's amazing to watch the interactions on those servers.
Me and my freind laughed at this video so much that we actually got kicked out of chemistry class
I love pilots talking over the radio, its so relaxing
Do u have some sort of fetish or some shit?
I really appreciate the subtitles. I can imagine it takes a long time to write it all down
The subtitles are the best part.
Hey junior
Electronic voice transcription... a technology that has existed for at least 15 years. Think Dragon Naturally Speaking...
shanidar no technology is that accurate.
No, but you can get awfully close. From that point, it's just a matter of how quickly can you correct what the software didn't get right the first time?
Was there a major virus that killed 75% of all ATC? Seems like there are a lot of em on their first day on the job these past few weeks lol
G20 too many high speed low altitude passes
FunkyA Ah! That makes a lot of sense!
Clockworks Gamer
The joke
Your head
no mate your a joke
G20
They tend to be very suididal due to stress, so maybe?
The atc at the beginning is what the future generations atc will be like 😂
lmao. this almost sounds like if Chris Hemsworth accidentally found this game and just wanted to troll.
micanikko only if Chris was from New Zealand.
*Korg
@@hebrewshebrew2303 ngl idk the difference between kiwi and aussie accents lol
@@micanikko I noticed lol
You tried trolling him... He literally trolled the fuck out of you... Great job supervisor Greg and Jeff and Gordon and the intern.
Respect to Southwest 1738 for keeping his cool, getting all souls to ground safely, trying to teach control how to play and for making the vid worth watching.
“Are you guys stoned currently?”
“No, we're just American.”
That is one of the truest lines I have ever heard in my entire life
"It appears that my supervisor is also first day on the job"
☠
Do we have like spray paint? I need a bigass 2 on the runway like...STAT.
Quick we need a big 2 on the runway ! Stat !
I about died laughing .
LMFAO omg hahahaha
For reference, “choc’o’bloc” is British slang for a place being packed full of people
I haven't laughed this hard since i saw “Airplane!”
Spends an eternity arguing over landing on a runway "2" aka 1R.
Then proceeds to completely disregard that incompetent mess of an ATC and lands on 1L.
He probably wanted to check if the ATC would even notice...
@Liam Young
Its a simulator, the fun comes from having realism.
Realism doesnt equal not having fun, and its also always fun to try to go full realism on newbies.
@Liam Young They are both in on the joke and they're both having fun with it
Both the pilot and ATC are stoned😂😂😂😂
I noticed straight away but neither ATC nor pilot made any mention of it while trolling each other.
Oh god. When I heard “chock o block” “in yer nan” “up yer nan” I knew some fool had let an Aussie in to ATC.
@Mmm 333 isn't a kiwi a bird or a fruit or something
I call them hobbits
@@charlesballiet7074
Aussie's refer to New Zealanders as Kiwis
@@AvoidTheCadaver Not just Aussies, Brits too
@Mmm 333 its cause he is kiwi nurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Supervisor Matt and Jeff, huh I guess the Hardy's went from wrestling to working at a airport 😂
You know he was doing everything he could not to bust out laughing
SW 1738. All he wanted was to simulate hours for his pilots license, but too many kids play flight simulator.
It's training him how to deal with morons.
I am laughing way too hard at this. Cannot imagine how terrifying this would actually be when I fly.
this is probably flights in inner australia
I'm a pilot... You would shit yourself if you knew what was going on sometimes. Private, not commercial. But I've seen and heard things that would make living in a bunker reasonable.
@@lostintheprobabilityfield1070 ok. Now you are obligated to tell us about some of the worst.
@@lostintheprobabilityfield1070 please tell some stories!
JoelRiter So this happened just before I got my solo rating.. Me and my instructor were doing touch and goes at ILE on runway 19, about our 3rd one for the session so we were staying in the pattern. Of course according to the sock, it was runway one niner, and due to noise abatement, runway zero one was a left hand pattern. So if anyone got confused, you'd both be exactly at the same altitude, same distance from the runway going right at each other.. And something I noticed about old guys flying their personal aircraft: They don't like using the radio to either announce their intentions nor hear anyone else's. My instructor was a bit fixated going over the downwind leg checklist.. I was a bit edgy in my early 20's, so between it all I was still scanning outside... I missed the Skymaster entering the wrong pattern, but a fraction of a second after my instructor started going over something involving the AI, I see a prop and wings perfectly bisected by the horizon dead ahead. We couldn't have been 1/2 of ILE's runway apart. Self preservation kicked in. I slammed the yoke and rudder hard left and pulled back fairly hard, shoving my instructors face into the right window, where we both saw the skymaster get easily within 200 feet of us, his engines were louder than ours in our 172. After we recovered I scanned around, then started shaking.. I asked my instructor if he was good, since he just basically took a shot to the face and saw his death zip by. He affirmed he was good, he already had his hands on the controls, but I guarantee he didn't have the strength to overcome my adrenaline, even with his. Upon his acknowledgment I pulled back my feet and hands.
Next landing was his and a final stop for a badly needed lunch break. I at first wanted to report the near miss, but during lunch and NOT because my instructor mentioned it, I realized he was at fault a bit as well as an instructor that got distracted by the lesson and stopped flying the plane. The Skymaster was easily 90% responsible. When we confronted him on the ground, he claimed he never saw us. He was at that lunch, on him. He was shook up as well.
I asked if either of them learned anything from the incident. Old guy swore he'd use his radio more and brush up on basic pattern rules, my instructor swore to never stop flying the plane. Good enough, we all agreed to let it go as long as the nearest radar at Ft. Hood never said anything. That was in the mid 1990's.
"Chock O' Block, In Yer Nan, Up Yer Nan. We're busy."
"I need like a big ass 2 on the runway, like stat" where do you find these people
Aaron Willhite I found this the funniest part"do we have some spray cans, I gotta put a big ass 2 on the runway"😂
Well, if there was runway 1 it is entirely plausible that it changed to 2 due to change ofEarth magnetic field, though I am surprised they have decided to change the numbers with plane on final approach:D
CHOCK O' BLOCK
this is McDonald
Land in the field.
Gordon, I landed my first flight.
Oi need a big ass two
cheeki breeki
The weed field remember that
This is such gold. Still funny even after 4 years
Oh man, how am I finding this channel only now!? This is pure gold!
Chock o block, in yer nan, up yer nan
ethan hatcher “drop your nan”
Bugga yer nan
Through your nan.
ethan hatcher crying 😂😂😂
*_Feel The ill-nanss_*
Uh, this is McDonalds. I was dying.
same lol
Blog it
I come back to this particular video often
Ive always wanted to hear what pilots and radio guys talk about. Never thought it would be this funny 😂
I want to see more of this ridiculously overqualified ATC
I shouldn't watch these while eating. Now there's spaghetti in my nose because I'm laughing so hard.
(Personal problem, blog it, yadda yadda...)
LMAO
ShadowMan you blog that sauce boss
ShadowMan so was the spaghetti buttered?
saberline152: it was indeed
I would actually read that blog maybe
Still my favorite GroundPound vid 6 years later
I don't know whats funnier! The guys who are screwing around 'or' the adult playing a flight sim taking this game seriously. Great comedy!
I landed my first plane!
The best ending :D