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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @seanincredible04
    @seanincredible04 2 года назад +1069

    "I said we can start practicing tomorrow! I'm free all day!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 That line put me over!

  • @koldkilla777
    @koldkilla777 3 года назад +982

    "This piece of junk? Its just a tiny guitar I play when I'm pissed off."

    • @RaymondBerg
      @RaymondBerg 3 года назад +14

      This gets me every effing time.

  • @Yimello
    @Yimello 3 года назад +1179

    What happens when they find out he's only able to play Coldplay songs?

    • @a_minor
      @a_minor 3 года назад +2

      Kill

    • @chrisserrific
      @chrisserrific 3 года назад +19

      I thought that was Bitter Sweet Symphony by the Verve.... I'm stoned as hell though...

    • @ekulio
      @ekulio 3 года назад +19

      @@chrisserrific It was Clocks by Coldplay

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray 2 года назад +5

      I was so into the vid I completely missed all the Coldplay stuff until I saw comments here.

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray 2 года назад

      @@chrisserrific I can see that ... 🙂

  • @megneg1654
    @megneg1654 2 года назад +338

    Cannot explain the joy/dread the line “look,,,the stars went out” bring me

    • @anewstyle66
      @anewstyle66 2 года назад +11

      For real. It’s so absurd yet profound

    • @migduh
      @migduh 2 года назад +4

      Reminds me of that short story, Nine Billion Names of God

    • @kung-foo4721
      @kung-foo4721 2 года назад +4

      @@migduh I just google that story, sounds really good. I have to read it sometime. I’ve read a little bit of Arthur C. Clarke but it was years ago. I’m glad I stumbled upon this, and in the comments of a PDD video, nice!lol thanks.

  • @evanlaux3623
    @evanlaux3623 3 года назад +812

    Bruh I lost it at the “I said shut up Martin”

  • @brendanfox2623
    @brendanfox2623 2 года назад +363

    "in the fall?!? fuck you, congrats, fuck, no" had me rolling

  • @haleyarmstrong8595
    @haleyarmstrong8595 3 года назад +1383

    "Now I'm gonna end up a Twitch streamer, just like my dad" SENT me 😂💀😂💀😂

  • @milesorvetti2115
    @milesorvetti2115 3 года назад +2895

    I'm binge watching all of these now that they got on SNL.

  • @QJDWG
    @QJDWG Год назад +88

    "Not even the ice cubes, bitch." This skit is full of so many hilariously memorable one-liners.

  • @howdier0362
    @howdier0362 2 года назад +270

    "They told me life would be full of surprises, but i didn't expect this" such a good line

  • @reckfit8591
    @reckfit8591 3 года назад +965

    This made 7 minutes feel like a hour. In a good way. Yall told a beautiful story. Yet a comedy.

  • @maxfromNC
    @maxfromNC 3 года назад +724

    “don’t you sometimes feel like the stars are shining just for us” is that a fucking coldplay reference

    • @seth5394
      @seth5394 3 года назад +66

      they play a coldplay song so that is a proper assumption

    • @arthurisherwood-mote1472
      @arthurisherwood-mote1472 2 года назад +2

      @@seth5394 Fix You and Speed of Sound.

    • @aadcash3600
      @aadcash3600 2 года назад +15

      @@arthurisherwood-mote1472 nope, the second one is Clocks.

    • @Nam34303
      @Nam34303 Год назад

      Good catch I totally missed that

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 3 года назад +238

    This is how all professional musicians start their career.

    • @rkalla
      @rkalla 2 года назад +3

      You laid down the truth and everyone is scared to know it.

  • @camspar3553
    @camspar3553 3 года назад +484

    These videos always toe the line between batsh*t crazy and heartwarming and I. Love. That.

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte 2 года назад +3

      also the line between lame and awesome, somehow being both at the same time

  • @zeinfeld
    @zeinfeld 3 года назад +1953

    the delivery on “i wanna kill that guy” is SO funny

    • @jmerv17
      @jmerv17 3 года назад +87

      I really thought the video was gonna follow that line and they were gonna plan how to kill the dude then carry it out.

    • @ramonm323
      @ramonm323 Год назад +2

      Yeah totally

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад +1

      “Thanks for killing me, Martin”
      - Tony C.

  • @TehEeveeGeneral
    @TehEeveeGeneral 3 года назад +454

    The smug little laugh after he revealed he never meant to give away all his mom's fridge food reeked with authenticity. So accurate. Alarming, really.

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray 2 года назад +13

      They’re all quite good actors will great delivery!

  • @Merztastic
    @Merztastic 5 лет назад +165

    I had no idea where this was going the entire time/10

  • @JezeusD
    @JezeusD 3 года назад +78

    "I'm a big stinky fat WET dreamer" 😂😂😂 wheeeeeeeze!

  • @that1monk
    @that1monk 3 года назад +138

    that was the most heartwarming story i've seen since forever.

  • @maryelizabethmartinez6940
    @maryelizabethmartinez6940 3 года назад +102

    The “mediocre percussionists” killed me

  • @TomMcGovern
    @TomMcGovern 3 года назад +112

    delivery on "It's been our dream since 8th grade" deserves an award

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko Год назад +8

    "Not even the icecubes bitch" really should have caught on. That line is amazing.

  • @natekeller1569
    @natekeller1569 3 года назад +67

    The writing of these sketches is so unreal

  • @HadenGregory
    @HadenGregory Год назад +11

    I come back to this video every once in a while. It just reminds me of my childhood and teen years. Some of us, like Jon, live our lives in relation to others. For them, the dream is always "Me and my boys will move to LA and become Lakers" or "Me and my boys will create a hyper-successful company and get rich together." But you can't live your whole life with your friends, and one day you realize that you all are going to have separate paths in life. Even if you love each other, you can't all pursue the same dream together. And it sucks.

  • @eshan9495
    @eshan9495 3 года назад +50

    "look, the stars went out" HAHAH

  • @bjmb7529
    @bjmb7529 2 года назад +29

    I died when Martin said he was "as dumb as a dog".

  • @jeremyrosal6049
    @jeremyrosal6049 5 лет назад +89

    Surprised this channel doesn't have more subs. These guys have some real talent. I enjoyed pretty much all the way through.

  • @JeremyPickett
    @JeremyPickett 3 года назад +22

    "it's just a tiny guitar..." I snorted so loud at that one.

  • @bricked2343
    @bricked2343 3 года назад +487

    Anyone else wondering how these guys have so few subscribers, and why they stopped making videos 11 months ago, and why they have so few videos, and how that ended up with them on SNL? These guys are hilarious! Make more!

    • @luciediatta447
      @luciediatta447 3 года назад +24

      I found them first on tik tok they’re so funny

    • @babygrinchbinch
      @babygrinchbinch 3 года назад +114

      they recently blew up on twitter and tiktok, and two of their dads are current or former writers on SNL lol

    • @natyinthehouse
      @natyinthehouse 3 года назад +25

      @@babygrinchbinch wait, really….. like that seems like it would be the plot of a sketch that would be featured on this channel….

    • @austinfull8941
      @austinfull8941 3 года назад +126

      Martin and John are the sons of long time SNL Writers Tim Herlihy and Steve Higgins (yes Higgins from the Fallon show) so nepotism to answer your question but still they are hilarious and deserve getting the gig even tho they're backed by their parents

    • @bricked2343
      @bricked2343 3 года назад +9

      @@austinfull8941 Interesting! They are hilarious. Best sketches each week.

  • @justsaying5549
    @justsaying5549 Год назад +5

    "Its just a tiny guitar I play when I'm pissed off"😂

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 9 месяцев назад +3

    And all four of them are on SNL now. Life is awesome 😂😂😂

  • @sammikinsderp
    @sammikinsderp 5 лет назад +290

    I couldn't stop smiling from amusement. Weird and hilarious.

  • @jedidiahm6437
    @jedidiahm6437 3 года назад +17

    The looks he starts giving as they are dancing are legendary.

  • @Anilikedifranco
    @Anilikedifranco 3 года назад +120

    the delivery at 2:27 sounds exactly like drew gooden

  • @DanCicala
    @DanCicala 3 года назад +37

    2.5 years later and I still have Coldplay stuck in my head thanks to this video. Has comedy gone too far?

  • @grey6800
    @grey6800 2 года назад +60

    Why is no one talking about the bit where john says “if im honest, i do. i rarely watch the NBA, I have no idea what their bodies look like.” And martin and ben say “you dont even play basketball!” And john says “I said we could practice after graduation tomorrow, im free all day” I AM DEAD. Johns delivery in hilarious

  • @jozephusmusic
    @jozephusmusic 3 года назад +11

    Such good actors. I love the tension in these scenes

  • @gunner4002
    @gunner4002 5 лет назад +26

    what did i just watch.
    and how was it so beautiful?

  • @braileywhite7232
    @braileywhite7232 2 года назад +15

    I watch this sketch at least twice a month. It still makes me laugh every time

  • @buzzthebuzzard5267
    @buzzthebuzzard5267 5 лет назад +304

    I like how everyone is thanking Phil for the secret link but no one is thanking *please don't destroy* for making the video.

    • @mr.e7862
      @mr.e7862 5 лет назад +1

      Buzz The Buzzard ikr. It’s not like Phil can hear them.

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 5 лет назад +4

      @Buzz The Buzzard true, but I’d never have found this without the secret link - when someone gives you directions do you thank them or the people at your destination?
      Plus I think my sub is thanks enough...jk kinda. 😉

    • @TryMyMartini
      @TryMyMartini 2 года назад +1

      @@PoppyCorn144 What are you guys talking about?

    • @psychadelicpotato8580
      @psychadelicpotato8580 6 месяцев назад

      Now I want to know too

  • @simbasniper8791
    @simbasniper8791 5 лет назад +19

    That violin playing posture hurt my eyes

  • @sydneygusick589
    @sydneygusick589 3 года назад +18

    "I just popped in to use your bathroom" is my favorite line

  • @EliasGitterman
    @EliasGitterman 3 года назад +29

    The percussion bit got me so hard 😆😆😆😂😂😂

  • @AAGEnzee
    @AAGEnzee 3 года назад +17

    ok.. right after she asks for two mediocre percussionists, even though i knew it was coming, it still got me.

  • @AnnaRussett
    @AnnaRussett 3 года назад +23

    "i'm going to end up a twitch streamer just like my dad"

  • @NiamonDrox
    @NiamonDrox 5 лет назад +11

    it's been over 22years since i held a violin... but... the way he held the fiddlestick... it ripped my soul apart... :(

  • @mariannehanley3151
    @mariannehanley3151 Год назад +3

    Me too...binge watching!!
    They r a super funny trio!!!

  • @awefulchaos821
    @awefulchaos821 2 года назад +8

    "Every morning I wake up and I think about dribbling, I think about dunking. Do you know why? Because I'm a dreamer."

  • @normdeplume4082
    @normdeplume4082 5 лет назад +33

    That white boy dancing though!!!

  • @pleasedontdestroy
    @pleasedontdestroy  5 лет назад +1

    @pleasedontdestroy on instagram if you're into photography

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova 2 года назад +18

    I love “sorry I just dropped in to use the bathroom” and it’s his house

  • @zobot
    @zobot 3 года назад +29

    I'm crying and I can't tell from which emotion, u guys r dope 🌈 too good

  • @jamisonrosales5959
    @jamisonrosales5959 3 года назад +17

    “The stars went out” 💀

  • @danielluna7648
    @danielluna7648 5 лет назад +41

    I learned a long time ago to always click the secret link. Monday through Friday, it never disappoints. Great video!

  • @BXM922
    @BXM922 2 года назад +18

    just watching all your mannerisms towards each other in the first minute hooked me on your channel guys, you guys are hilarious

  • @SlemonyGas
    @SlemonyGas 5 лет назад +95

    Surprisingly watched the whole thing. Nice job.

    • @MrFireChops
      @MrFireChops 3 года назад +1

      Lol me too

    • @retsuza
      @retsuza 2 года назад +2

      It's less than 7 minutes long lol does the TikTok generation have any attention span left

  • @radificationnation
    @radificationnation 4 года назад +26

    Strange but amazing. And very well produced! Looking forward to more of these!

  • @SophiaMariahBeckett
    @SophiaMariahBeckett Год назад +3

    Tony Carberini and Jerry Diarrhea, they come up with the best names 😂😂

  • @Jake-hg3bq
    @Jake-hg3bq 3 года назад +12

    I lost it once he started playing two melodies at once

  • @eugenemleblanc
    @eugenemleblanc 3 года назад +36

    So well written: funny, surprising and kinda emotional you all rock

  • @WilsonWolf444
    @WilsonWolf444 3 года назад +3

    Every second of this video is pure gold

  • @ethanbrozka9796
    @ethanbrozka9796 3 года назад +27

    This has big ITYSL energy and I hope it sticks around on SNL.

  • @MoA-Reload...
    @MoA-Reload... 5 лет назад +27

    Nice secret link today and props to the dude wearing the Scotland T :) Hi fae a bonny Scot....well actually it's a not so sunny N.Ireland but I am a Scotsman :)

  • @hunterwhite257
    @hunterwhite257 3 года назад +5

    "Just a tiny guitar I play when Im pissed off" lmaooo

  • @jamespost3582
    @jamespost3582 2 года назад +2

    This is giving so much good neighbor energy bravo

  • @michaeltobin6674
    @michaeltobin6674 3 года назад +2

    when the stars come back...all the feels

  • @joanneweiss3864
    @joanneweiss3864 3 года назад +6

    Hahaha me too and I'm 64 but these guys are hilarious AF & are my son & 2 best friends 10 yrs ago😂😂😂

  • @self-consciousmess
    @self-consciousmess 5 лет назад +93

    Pretty great secret link today!
    (EDIT) Oh gawd why so many likes

    • @maximekarman3155
      @maximekarman3155 5 лет назад

      At first I thought is was another stupidly random one but it’s one of my favorites now

    • @plomo9
      @plomo9 5 лет назад

      'Zactly subbed

  • @pileofwit
    @pileofwit 2 года назад +7

    This could be difficultlingly spun into a 3 hour epic teen movie. I'd propose the title "SUPERGOOD"

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice Год назад

    The cinematography is so needlessly beautiful

  • @CreativeC13
    @CreativeC13 3 года назад +20

    The way I've recently started carrying my adderall in tic tac containers and then I see this skit 😭😭

    • @JeRrYxVaNcE
      @JeRrYxVaNcE 3 года назад +2

      Actually a good idea lol

  • @Al.Youtubing
    @Al.Youtubing 2 года назад +20

    The face he makes after “John have you looked at your body?” 💀💀😂😂

  • @MrJdblanco17
    @MrJdblanco17 5 лет назад +4

    This is F*CK*NG GOLD!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Phil!

  • @livinginreality6829
    @livinginreality6829 13 дней назад

    Amazing these guys landed on SNL. Almost Friday crushes these dudes.

  • @The_Irish_Artist
    @The_Irish_Artist 5 лет назад +4

    one of the greatest pieces of film ever made

  • @jasonmathestravel
    @jasonmathestravel 2 года назад +3

    “Not even the ice cubes bitch” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JakeWeddle
    @JakeWeddle 4 года назад +2

    These videos are amazing and I'm so glad I found this channel

  • @imaytag
    @imaytag 5 лет назад +8

    This is great! I should click the secret link more often!

  • @goldbigeagle6772
    @goldbigeagle6772 Год назад

    holy shit perfect all around, the pacing is just perfect really modern stuff

  • @MrJakrab
    @MrJakrab 5 лет назад +5

    This guy dosent know whats comin! Dope vid!

  • @RandomProductions106
    @RandomProductions106 Год назад

    I found “Please Don’t Destroy” because of SNL, but it must be so cool for the OG fans to watch these guys grow

  • @Novazon2
    @Novazon2 5 лет назад +29

    This was genuinely funny. I wasn't gonna watch the whole thing, but did anyway. Happy I did.
    Philip Defranco sent us

  • @MitchMeetings
    @MitchMeetings 5 месяцев назад +1

    This beginning of Treasure of Foggy Mountain, roots of friendship dynamic is similar

  • @SamSchowalterComedy
    @SamSchowalterComedy 4 года назад +5

    One of the funniest videos I’ve ever stumbled upon. Just great

  • @dannymoreno15
    @dannymoreno15 2 года назад +2

    So many awesome jokes packed into this sketch 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад

    “Thanks for killing me, Martin”
    - Tony C.

  • @glitterspray
    @glitterspray 2 года назад +2

    I really really love this. I was getting tears in my eyes at the end!

  • @cindylou1744
    @cindylou1744 Месяц назад +1

    omgg that’s the chloe friday gurl that just left snl crazy they knew each other before

  • @shayprimrose1678
    @shayprimrose1678 3 года назад +2

    I feel like this sketch could be a real show.

  • @boshb2569
    @boshb2569 Год назад +1

    Please don't destroy is the best part of SNL

  • @YourFourthCousin
    @YourFourthCousin 4 года назад +2

    I've never stopped watching this

  • @SlickTactics
    @SlickTactics 3 года назад +1

    Never knew about this until SNL. Theses vids are great

  • @zeeshman42
    @zeeshman42 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite Indie film now.

  • @Gredran
    @Gredran Год назад

    “It’s just a tiny guitar I play when I’m pissed off” omg lol

  • @cjwrightmusic
    @cjwrightmusic Год назад +2

    Yo all these people are on SNO now even Chloe Troast!!

  • @JuanesYEG
    @JuanesYEG 5 лет назад +5

    This is honestly really good, great job!

  • @justinrobinson7546
    @justinrobinson7546 3 года назад +6

    These guys are way too good for SNL..The need their own show. Am I wrong?

  • @RavenclawNimbus
    @RavenclawNimbus 8 месяцев назад +9

    Wait Chloe was in this???

    • @rafa3las
      @rafa3las 8 месяцев назад +2

      she was in nyu with them!!!

  • @zackgammon2554
    @zackgammon2554 5 лет назад +5

    Superbly odd, and randomly fantastic!

  • @MicahRion
    @MicahRion 3 года назад +3

    The violin playing split me in half