Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Larry Kills a Guy

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2009
  • From Season 7 - Episode 7 - The Black Swan.
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  • @piero101
    @piero101 11 лет назад +476

    “how’s your wife?” “FUCK YOU NORM!”
    lol

  • @e.s.blofeld1775
    @e.s.blofeld1775 8 лет назад +1769

    "it may have been an accident, but you're a murderer." wait what.

    • @eddieguererro46
      @eddieguererro46 7 лет назад +30

      The entire atmosphere just screamed "Wait, what the fuck" lol

    • @SFK360
      @SFK360 7 лет назад +44

      Lol Funkhouser is such a douche.

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 6 лет назад

      *to Funkhouser* Now what the hay is that suppose to mean?

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 6 лет назад +7

      E. S. Blofeld if he hadn’t ordered his onions like that, you wouldn’t be guilty of involuntary manslaughter.

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 5 лет назад +1

      Norm Macdonald.........Sports Show........

  • @cadettipk
    @cadettipk 6 лет назад +707

    Lol. He cares more about what the guy heard than Norman dying.

    • @danielstack4158
      @danielstack4158 4 года назад +32

      It's so true, Norm died and he could give 2 shits, but the rumors, that set him off.

    • @Mo.Fa.
      @Mo.Fa. 4 года назад +23

      I wouldn't care either if someone like Norm asks me: "How's your wife?"

    • @cadettipk
      @cadettipk 4 года назад +1

      @@Mo.Fa. Lol.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 года назад +7

      Yeah but Norm was an asshole to larry so why would larry give a shit

    • @scotthenderson292
      @scotthenderson292 3 года назад +2

      Norman was a prick

  • @grasd2
    @grasd2 8 лет назад +1313

    I'm not pointing fingers, but you killed him

    • @ivandaniel08
      @ivandaniel08 7 лет назад +6

      grasd2 f@cking genius!

    • @garveypollard4070
      @garveypollard4070 7 лет назад +22

      says the guy who likes his onions crispy. this was all Andy's fault.

    • @aja3longhorn375
      @aja3longhorn375 3 года назад +8

      I think that is the best delivered line out of them all its so good

    • @YankeePat94
      @YankeePat94 3 года назад +4

      Let tell me tell you something the minute you ordered those crispy onions, you put a gun to that guy’s head

    • @shinmarcorp7846
      @shinmarcorp7846 2 года назад

      Paul Lassiter never went away lol

  • @beani24329
    @beani24329 9 лет назад +849

    Man: Did you like him, at all?
    Larry: No, I thought he was a prick!

    • @yonisali3879
      @yonisali3879 6 лет назад +4

      In Larry's defence I would say he has the look of Someone that has prickish tendencesis not just on the golf course but overall in life. I mean we are all pricks here and there but have redeeming qualities in other aspects that cancel out the dickhead impulses but with Norm it is like he is just giant prick with legs walking around pissing ppl off with all kinds of prick activities. So yeah I am also glad that prick is gone cuz I have had the displeasure of running into few pricks like him in my time.

    • @hammeringhank5271
      @hammeringhank5271 6 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @SerpentShark13927
      @SerpentShark13927 4 года назад +3

      @@yonisali3879 i mean what the fuck are you rambling about, shut the FUCK UP YOU PRICK

    • @yonisali3879
      @yonisali3879 4 года назад +2

      Have you being diagnosed yet ? Because judging
      by your unsolicited internet thugging response.
      I really think you are suffering from case of incurable prickism. Cuz
      As they say a hit dog is whichever one that barks.
      Just make sure you quarantine yourself so your illness don't spread .We have enough nasty things already in the air as it is .

    • @SerpentShark13927
      @SerpentShark13927 4 года назад

      Oh okay now you fucking idiot. It was a joke as at the end I called him a prick you fucking dope

  • @tobiasisaac6996
    @tobiasisaac6996 8 лет назад +592

    Guy: Norm is dead!
    *moment of silence and Larry's face drops*
    Larry: You blaming me!

  • @pantone95330
    @pantone95330 9 лет назад +633

    "The minute you wanted those crispy onions, you put a gun on that guy's head"

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 7 лет назад +601

    LOL, he just died and he says, "No.. I thought he was a prick" xD

  • @SmilingSynic
    @SmilingSynic 8 лет назад +403

    If there was but one golfer on the jury, Larry never gets convicted. End of story.

    • @kroon275
      @kroon275 6 лет назад +2

      Love it ;)

    • @alanz3497
      @alanz3497 5 лет назад +18

      Especially if he's got Jackie Chiles representing him.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 4 года назад +6

      Who told you to put the cheese on?
      Did I tell you to put the cheese on?
      You people with the cheese, it never ends.

    • @LittleBoss86
      @LittleBoss86 4 года назад +4

      SmilingSynic exactly. You can’t look for your ball twenty minutes and hold up the course! The blood pressure is utterly irrelevant 😁

    • @528491Inception
      @528491Inception 3 года назад +5

      That would've been great if they followed it through for the whole season. Larry actually goes on trial. There's one golfer on the jury so the finale is a 12 angry men type episode.

  • @fronkdonk8311
    @fronkdonk8311 9 лет назад +1205

    I know this is just a show, but if you can die just by someone yelling at you... maybe it's time to kick the bucket.

    • @simomimo-t4u
      @simomimo-t4u 5 лет назад +75

      Same for licking envelopes.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 4 года назад +37

      Or getting upset about a pony remark

    • @robbiesaunders9602
      @robbiesaunders9602 4 года назад +23

      @@Kruppt808 when I was a young boy in Poland, I had a pony. We all had a pony.

    • @robbiesaunders9602
      @robbiesaunders9602 4 года назад +7

      @@Kruppt808 And I loved that pony.

    • @brandonibara1093
      @brandonibara1093 4 года назад +14

      Lies. Norm was killed by a vicious black swan.

  • @andiidoode
    @andiidoode 4 года назад +47

    "Did you even like him?"; "No, I thought he was a prick" 😂😂

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy 9 лет назад +142

    It was the onions. The onions killed Norm.

  • @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr
    @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr 4 года назад +57

    "CRISPY ONIONS, THEY HAD TO BE CRISPY!" LLLMMMFFFAAAOOO

  • @ThomasJScharmann
    @ThomasJScharmann Год назад +36

    One of the most legendary comedic writers of all time.

  • @garveypollard4070
    @garveypollard4070 7 лет назад +122

    larry was on a killing spree that episode. first norm, then kyoko, not to mention andy's wife's dream of making ugly hats...

  • @samskuse
    @samskuse 11 лет назад +40

    "Look, it may have been an accident, but you're a murderer." hahaha amazing

  • @rufus888
    @rufus888 9 лет назад +943

    In the rules of golf, you're supposed to let someone behind you play through if you take more than 5 minutes looking for a ball and you're not keeping up with the group in front of you. The funny thing is that Larry is actually right A LOT of the time, he just comes off as a prick. HAHA. I probably would've done the same thing! I just wouldn't have been as vocal about it.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 8 лет назад +36

      +Sean .R Agreed 100%. I do agree with Larry the majority of the time, it's just the WAY he comes across that doesn't help his cause in a lot of situations

    • @rainman11985
      @rainman11985 6 лет назад +32

      Well Larry has said that his on screen persona is a 'heroic' version of himself, meaning he's in the right and fights for it to the end.

    • @trampstamp4548
      @trampstamp4548 5 лет назад +6

      larry is right 100 percent of the time, never really the prick

    • @MackofejFTW
      @MackofejFTW 5 лет назад

      I've never been on a golf court, but why can't they play regardless? I mean they have a really big place to share xD

    • @MackofejFTW
      @MackofejFTW 4 года назад

      @Anonymous ye i meant course xD

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips123 5 лет назад +32

    God the banter in this show is second to none. It makes the show.

  • @IGNANT4LIFE
    @IGNANT4LIFE 6 лет назад +36

    2:39 "what time are we playing tomorrow?"

  • @johnh6440
    @johnh6440 5 лет назад +27

    RIP Funkhouser!

  • @Aram1rez24
    @Aram1rez24 5 лет назад +84

    Norms last words “how’s your wife?” 😂

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 3 года назад +4

      good zing tbf

    • @somnuswaltz5586
      @somnuswaltz5586 2 года назад

      Lmao

    • @christie_brown
      @christie_brown 9 месяцев назад

      And Larry’s last words to him were “fuck you, norm!” 😂

    • @danyoutube7491
      @danyoutube7491 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, it seems the most likely cause of death was smugness about his nerve hitting quip :) No doubt chuckling to himself and resuming his search with renewed vigour, he over exerted himself and died!

  • @beani24329
    @beani24329 9 лет назад +22

    If he didn't order his eggs that way, you wouldn't be guilty of involuntary manslaughter.

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard 4 года назад +12

    “Look it might have been an accident but youre a murderer.” 😂

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV 2 года назад +9

    "Look, it may have been an accident, but you're a murderer."
    How completely nonchalant and out of nowhere this was when Marty said it, perfect.

  • @Evilkitty64
    @Evilkitty64 11 лет назад +19

    Hahaahhah!!! "It may have been an accident but you're a murderer!" Hilarious!!!

  • @EVPK
    @EVPK 13 лет назад +20

    "look, I dont want to point any fingers, but u killed him"
    "Let me tell you something, the minute you ordered those crispy onions you put a gun to his head"

    • @YankeePat94
      @YankeePat94 4 года назад

      If he didn’t order those eggs that way you wouldn’t be guilty of involuntary manslaughter

  • @jasbarsoph
    @jasbarsoph 3 года назад +8

    Love the way Jeff looks at Larry and says you’re getting quite a reputation here at the club😂😂😂

  • @HotelCalifornia360
    @HotelCalifornia360 5 лет назад +15

    I’m not pointing fingers but you killed him😭😂

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 10 лет назад +11

    I like at 1:02, he loses all control when he flips norm off. Fuck norm! so fucking funny haha

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 4 года назад +8

    Larry David: "No... I thought he was a prick".🤣

  • @emanuelmota7217
    @emanuelmota7217 8 месяцев назад +4

    LOVE how Larry's best friends stick for him.

  • @HotSneks
    @HotSneks 2 года назад +4

    My favorite part about this is the "Fuck you, Norm!" while he drives away in his hold cart. He says it so sharply lmao.

  • @lovejotbhullar8857
    @lovejotbhullar8857 8 лет назад +7

    Larry: "Its not my fault that he had a heart attack! Lololololol... this show is so amazing.

  • @abellujan66
    @abellujan66 7 лет назад +29

    Look I'm not trying to point fingers, but you killed him.

  • @matt141989
    @matt141989 12 лет назад +12

    "I'm not pointing fingers, but you killed him"

  • @spencaro
    @spencaro 13 лет назад +8

    Lol jeff, "You're getting quite a reputation here at the club"

  • @mase5701
    @mase5701 13 лет назад +34

    Larry's first words after finding out Norm was dead : "So you're blaming me??" PRICELESS

  • @jhein1992
    @jhein1992 13 лет назад +7

    one of the greatest lines ever...."It may have been an accident, but you're a murderer."

  • @SandrineAnterrion
    @SandrineAnterrion 13 лет назад +9

    "What time we playing tomorrow?"

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 Год назад +4

    You did not intend to kill him, but you killed him - Jeff

  • @carfreek11746
    @carfreek11746 2 года назад +2

    “The minute you ordered those crispy onions you put a gun to that guys head”

  • @toughsuga2
    @toughsuga2 9 лет назад +10

    Favorite episode- hands down

  • @heliopyre
    @heliopyre 5 лет назад +28

    love the way they all pin it on larry but none of them really give a shit that he died

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 13 лет назад +48

    "You're right, if he hadn't order those eggs that way, you wouldn't be guilty of involuntary manslaughter"..LOL.
    I love Jeff, he kills me.

  • @alien13ufo
    @alien13ufo  12 лет назад +22

    earlier in the episode, they were eating breakfast and wanted to get on the course before norm, but Larry's cousin got crispy onions which took him forever to eat so they ended up behind norm.

  • @brianf9340
    @brianf9340 8 лет назад +251

    Once again i agree with larry....i must be as much of a jerk as he is. I actually thought he took it easy on norm lol

    • @itube0047
      @itube0047 7 лет назад +2

      Me too

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 4 года назад +1

      brian F no you’re not Larry is the only sensible person on the show everyone else is a savage and an idiot!

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 года назад +1

      @chumbuckery777 everything happens to Larry...and most often, he never does anything wrong, but he always has to take crap from everyone.

    • @TranquilAssassin
      @TranquilAssassin 4 года назад +1

      Yeah he barely yelled at him and mostly just yelled at his cousin about the CRISPY ONIONS

  • @AlexColberg
    @AlexColberg 7 лет назад +166

    People who have high blood pressure should probably not play golf in the first place.

    • @rainman11985
      @rainman11985 6 лет назад +27

      Mild exercise is good for your blood pressure.

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 лет назад +12

      Complete opposite.

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea 5 лет назад +9

      @@rainman11985 Physically yes....but mentally golf can kill anyone with high blood pressure.

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 5 лет назад +9

      Stupid ass!! lol I play twice a week at my club in the summer, BECAUSE I have high blood pressure.its soothing,it's calming,it's relaxing.

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 5 лет назад +41

      @@superstarreviews9937 You seem really calm and relaxed.

  • @daveygivens735
    @daveygivens735 5 лет назад +2

    "I thought he was a prick" lol

  • @krusekids
    @krusekids 5 лет назад +168

    Once again Larry is dead right. It would be the height of poor etiquette for a slow player to actually pull this stunt on a golf course. Refusing to take a drop after looking for a lost ball for 20 minutes? Madness.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 4 года назад +11

      Golf is a gentlemen game. Neither person was very gentlemen like.

    • @dregonskreper7609
      @dregonskreper7609 4 года назад +10

      @@Kruppt808 There's certain things you cant be a gentleman about.

    • @Groteskfull
      @Groteskfull 4 года назад +2

      Larry is dead right. Norm is just.. dead.
      ...Somebody had to say it. 😁

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Год назад +3

      @@dregonskreper7609 yeah but you have to admit that Norman have it coming and should've handle Larry better. If Norman have been nicer and not so judgemental, it wouldn't happen.

    • @michaelcoletta4547
      @michaelcoletta4547 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's assuming the 20 minute figure was in fact close to being an accurate estimation... as opposed to Larry using hyperbole to make his point.
      Still, even 10 minutes is way too long to be looking for a golf ball. Rude.

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love that Larry’s first reaction to Norm’s death is “you’re blaming me?” lol

  • @keldonmcfarland2969
    @keldonmcfarland2969 5 лет назад +4

    "Everything I heard is true."
    Wham! That's one of the most harsh words I've ever heard

  • @SmilingSynic
    @SmilingSynic 5 лет назад +2

    RIP Marty Funkheiser (Bob Einstein).

  • @Briannyc77
    @Briannyc77 12 лет назад +3

    Can never understand why this is ever on the list of the best CYE episodes...it's my favorite

  • @yemalad1.
    @yemalad1. 3 года назад +1

    It may have been an accident but you're a murderer! What a fucking line 😆😆😆

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. 4 года назад +2

    larry right again

  • @juniorlsdmusic
    @juniorlsdmusic 2 года назад +1

    Lol seeing how Larry and Norm have hated each other for years, bet Larry felt a restrained jubilee hearing he died.

  • @jhoffner63
    @jhoffner63 4 месяца назад +1

    “I can’t eat breakfast unless I have crispy onions!”

  • @rodribeirofreitas
    @rodribeirofreitas 10 лет назад +2

    Life imitates art. RIP Paul Mazursky, one of the greatest in the fine art of comedy.

  • @peacheskong2245
    @peacheskong2245 4 года назад +3

    Don't get angry at me because you're angry at him. lmaoo

  • @jameshaggerty8348
    @jameshaggerty8348 Год назад +2

    Love how Norm’s last words were “How’s your wife?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielhuete8798
    @danielhuete8798 4 года назад +3

    norm, the black swan, that guy on the bets...There have been so many deaths related to the golf club lmaooo

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 2 года назад +1

    Cousin Andy’s “look, I’m not pointing fingers, but ye killed him” is the funniest of the three finger pointer friends.

  • @garla5851
    @garla5851 5 лет назад +2

    2:12 “Look it may have been a accident, but you’re a murder “
    Ha Ha Ha Haaa ha Haaa!! 😂

  • @koru615
    @koru615 4 года назад

    Bro I see the titles of these and I start cracking up before I even watch it 😂😂

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад +3

    I wonder how many times Larry has heard "Hey you"

  • @gottlobfrege8942
    @gottlobfrege8942 5 лет назад +2

    Unequivocally the best clip title on RUclips.

  • @IrnBruFiend
    @IrnBruFiend 14 лет назад +3

    "Look, I'm not pointing any fingers here, but you killed him Larry!"
    Haha

  • @adameverett7652
    @adameverett7652 4 года назад +1

    I love the music on these shows

  • @nicholashansen7826
    @nicholashansen7826 2 года назад +1

    And after all that, it ends with “What time are we playing tomorrow?” 😂

  • @BlaccEagle
    @BlaccEagle 12 лет назад +1

    Usually I have favourite episodes of a tv show. But in Curb, I have favourite moments.

  • @dickhertz7457
    @dickhertz7457 3 года назад +19

    I vaguely remember when curb was first released that the humor was based on Larry overreacting to everyday annoyances. 20 years later I realize he's always right.

  • @andrewleventis8341
    @andrewleventis8341 4 месяца назад

    This has to be the best series on TV

  • @askhowiknow5527
    @askhowiknow5527 6 лет назад +3

    If yelling at you gives you a heart attack and you die, it’s good we got it over with :|

  • @davd1986
    @davd1986 4 года назад +3

    Reminds me of "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas, when he is walking through a golf course and he gets his rifle out and literally gives one of the old guys a heart attack.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 года назад

      maybe that's where he got the idea from?

  • @ResettisReplicas
    @ResettisReplicas 11 лет назад +3

    They were trying to get on the golf course before Norm, but Andy wanted crispy onions that took forever to cook.

  • @joecrockrell04
    @joecrockrell04 5 лет назад +2

    1:02 when a Canadian SNL host insults you

  • @gregbradshaw7220
    @gregbradshaw7220 2 года назад +1

    Norms golf game was as strong as his heart

  • @ForeignAid
    @ForeignAid 6 лет назад +2

    Jeff in the background not reacting at all to the news that Norm died

  • @MrsPeebles62
    @MrsPeebles62 5 лет назад +1

    The craziest friggin show I have ever seen!

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 3 года назад +1

    Him "Norm is dead."
    Me: "Good! Course play will speed up."

  • @SMH24.7
    @SMH24.7 8 лет назад

    Those of you familiar with Recreation Park Golf Course in Long Beach will recognize that the opening scene of this clip is from #10 tee looking southeast with the tall Veteran's Administration Hospital Building in the background. The scene then changes to another golf course for the dialogue. Funny as hell....really miss the show...!

  • @cliveatwood4752
    @cliveatwood4752 4 года назад +25

    Norm was attacked and killed by his own heart. Larry did nothing wrong.

    • @SuperSmith
      @SuperSmith 3 года назад +2

      What the H?!

    • @keyboardwarrior327
      @keyboardwarrior327 3 года назад +2

      Explain to the folks in the comments section what a heart attack is

    • @deleteme924
      @deleteme924 6 месяцев назад

      Nice try Dwight

  • @AbaMiguel
    @AbaMiguel 3 года назад +2

    If I were in the scene I'd have said " You're a manslaughterer", which ironically sounds even worse than "murderer".

  • @blumagikdragon3078
    @blumagikdragon3078 5 лет назад +1

    "It may have been an accident but you're a murderer"😭😭😭😭

  • @nolanrux7866
    @nolanrux7866 9 месяцев назад

    I play golf myself, and I would go absolutely insane at Norman taking forever.

  • @SCQT
    @SCQT 5 лет назад

    god i love this show

  • @blankpool
    @blankpool 5 месяцев назад

    2:40 Funkhouser saying, "early" is so underrated lol

  • @thagomizers6329
    @thagomizers6329 Год назад +3

    It's so funny how they were all just as annoyed of norm as Larry was but yet they all put the blame on Larry 😂

  • @TJ-kk5zf
    @TJ-kk5zf 4 года назад

    Larry looks satisfied when he first hears it.

  • @jmuduke99
    @jmuduke99 2 года назад

    “What do you hear? What did you hear?! Tell me what you heard!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shonshrinks
    @shonshrinks 12 лет назад +2

    Haha I love the way Larry doesn't even care XD

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 5 лет назад +2

    The best part of this whole situation is that Norm won't be slowing up play anymore on The Links....you would think everyone would be grateful to Larry for "fixing the problem".

  • @tsin65
    @tsin65 2 года назад

    Life and times of someone with no filter.

  • @DK3CHAMP
    @DK3CHAMP 12 лет назад +1

    At least Larry David was able to say those magical 3 words to Norm that most people regret not saying to people right before they die.

  • @johnemmrich4404
    @johnemmrich4404 3 года назад

    “Look, I’m not pointing fingers, but ya killed him!” LOL

  • @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___
    @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___ 7 лет назад

    Everyone's so chill with him being suddenly dead

  • @lesbsocal9107
    @lesbsocal9107 4 года назад +2

    I would love to be an actor on that show.

  • @sithlordmikeyp
    @sithlordmikeyp 2 месяца назад

    Look, I'm not pointing fingers, but ya killed him!

  • @jordanharrelson8500
    @jordanharrelson8500 4 года назад +4

    Grand slam response to he's dead would've been
    "Good! You guys will play faster tomorrow!"

  • @ct8618
    @ct8618 2 года назад

    When he yells crispy onions, it sounds exactly like his Steinbrenner voice in Seinfeld.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 2 года назад

      BIG STEIN WANTS AN EGGPLANT CALZONE WITH CRISPY ONIONS