Oh Graham. I am always impressed by your ability to rant about stupid shit with a perfectly straight face. I assume James wasn't the cop because he was too busy LOLing the first time you tried? :D
"I guess if we hadn't done all those drugs we might have actually graduated on time." PpffffffffahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA. That only gets funnier if I imagine the characters share the LRR crew's ages. LoadingReadyRun meta jokes are the best meta jokes.
Right about when Graham walked into frame with a super-serious expression waving his "credentials" around in front of him, I knew this would be amazing.
A comprehensive list of all street names mentioned in this Drug Education instructional video: *_The Marijuana_**:* "The Dooby Mack" "Them Dank Nuggs" "The Green Stinkweed" "The Merry Jamz" *_Meth_**:* "Crystal" "Ice" "Brian Cranston" "Hawaiian Punch" "Earth, Wind, and Ice" "Methbusters" "The Crystalline Entity" "The Methly Hallows" "Rocks" "Riggity Rocks" "The School of Hard Rocks" "The Crystal Meth-od feat. Fatboy Slim" "The Meth-termash" *_Cocaine_**:* "Cocaine" "China White" "Thailand White" "Burma White" "Burma-Shave" "1 c. of Icing Sugar" "The White Knight that Knocks Twice" "Speed" "Speed 2: Cruise Control" "Coke" "Cak" "Gak" "Ka-thwack" "Nose Candy" "Happy Nose Times" "The Nostril Avenger" "Sinus Slam" "Goodbye, Septum" "Crack" (part. in relation to the cranium) *_Ecstasy_**:* "King-Size Pillow Top" "The Cocoon Devil" "Farquhar Cat Prince" "You-can't-make-up-the-streets!" "Loots" "Barbs" "Debbies" "Horsey Party Time" "Magic Fungus" "Moby Nash" "Bluenose Skooner" "Secretariat" "M' 'throm" *_Misc._**:* "PCP" "CFCs" "ABCs" "C-bie jeebies"
***** Well if my practical experience with drugs speak for me... you wouldn't hear anything... cause it ain't there. I'm not fond of my ears falling off and hair growing out of my teeth.
One of the funniest things I've seen you guys do. Great work on coming up with all the names and how Graham was able to say them all with a straight face.
The Comedy Bros. Doesn't have to include cops. But if that;s your fantasy I won't dispute it. On a serious note; scare children whilst teaching them about Sex Education.
I was hoping the advert for ATMOSFEST on the far right of the chalkboard was going to be part of the sketch - it sounds awesome! Would love to know more aboot it.
Graham really fits the template for a science teacher. I can easily imagine him saying, "Alright class, open your textbooks and turn to page *Airhorns*, this will be on the test"
I think I've seen Jessica Patrick before. Wasn't she one of the people James sat next to or played against in the Friday Night's episode about GP Calgary?
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I lost it at "The Crystalline Entity". If this isn't a street name for drugs, it should be.
Despite claims of scientific research into it there's fairly little Data, just a lot of urban legends or Lore.
...I'm undeservedly proud of that.
@@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 as you should be
Everytime I watch this skit the one that gets me is the "White Knight Who Knocks Twice"
I said to my coworker “the white knight that knocks thrice” and she thought I said “white rice” xD
"Methly Hollows" is the one that gets me.
Realistic deptionion of D.A.R.E.
I like how over 5 years and 46 likes nobody thought to correct "depiction"
@@Kokonutzlz I just assumed they were high on "the Doobie Mac" and let it go
Ah yes deptionion
I'm gonna have to start using some of those new street names...
Kathleen's character is best character in this one.
"if you take even one hit of the marry jams you will smoke meth and die" this video is the best
When Kathleen pulls out the bong at the end, oh my gosh I lost it!
OH MY GOD WHAT?
Well, you'd better find it, they need to return it to the smoke shop after filming.
No matter how many times I rewatch this... I still expect a guy to walk in who's a real police officer.
Given the history of actual narcotics officers, at least here in the US… he's the real officer.
I lost it on the "you racist" line
Gets me every damn time.
Oohm-Cluck-THONG!!!!
I knew it was coming.
I was not prepared.
Oh Graham. I am always impressed by your ability to rant about stupid shit with a perfectly straight face. I assume James wasn't the cop because he was too busy LOLing the first time you tried? :D
It's probably because Graham would not shave his beard to be in it, and not doing so would ruin the final joke.
Ranting about stupid shit? It's like High School speeches all over again.
Rodney G Ruska may or may not be an actual cop, I figure. . .
OOoh....i forgot how good this episode was.
"You can't make up the streets!" NEW EPITAPH ACQUIRED!
"You-can't-make-up-the-streets!" it's hyphenated
"I guess if we hadn't done all those drugs we might have actually graduated on time."
PpffffffffahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA.
That only gets funnier if I imagine the characters share the LRR crew's ages.
LoadingReadyRun meta jokes are the best meta jokes.
Right about when Graham walked into frame with a super-serious expression waving his "credentials" around in front of him, I knew this would be amazing.
This is one of my favorite LRR sketches of all time for sure.
I'm always impressed by Graham's ability to keep a straight face. Looking forward to the Loading Time of this!
"The Crystalline Entity"! I love me some obscure Star Trek references!
That's why it sounded familiar!
A comprehensive list of all street names mentioned in this Drug Education instructional video:
*_The Marijuana_**:*
"The Dooby Mack"
"Them Dank Nuggs"
"The Green Stinkweed"
"The Merry Jamz"
*_Meth_**:*
"Crystal"
"Ice"
"Brian Cranston"
"Hawaiian Punch"
"Earth, Wind, and Ice"
"Methbusters"
"The Crystalline Entity"
"The Methly Hallows"
"Rocks"
"Riggity Rocks"
"The School of Hard Rocks"
"The Crystal Meth-od feat. Fatboy Slim"
"The Meth-termash"
*_Cocaine_**:*
"Cocaine"
"China White"
"Thailand White"
"Burma White"
"Burma-Shave"
"1 c. of Icing Sugar"
"The White Knight that Knocks Twice"
"Speed"
"Speed 2: Cruise Control"
"Coke"
"Cak"
"Gak"
"Ka-thwack"
"Nose Candy"
"Happy Nose Times"
"The Nostril Avenger"
"Sinus Slam"
"Goodbye, Septum"
"Crack" (part. in relation to the cranium)
*_Ecstasy_**:*
"King-Size Pillow Top"
"The Cocoon Devil"
"Farquhar Cat Prince"
"You-can't-make-up-the-streets!"
"Loots"
"Barbs"
"Debbies"
"Horsey Party Time"
"Magic Fungus"
"Moby Nash"
"Bluenose Skooner"
"Secretariat"
"M' 'throm"
*_Misc._**:*
"PCP"
"CFCs"
"ABCs"
"C-bie jeebies"
You are my hero.
It's probably spelled M'!throm, for the click sound.
Thank you
XD
I believe it's "CBGBs" like the famous New York music club (or rather the patrons of it).
Great work, nevertheless.
As incredible as all of the made-up drug names in this sketch are, "When, Today!?" is also such a great punchline.
The bit that got me was "on all fours".
I had never seen this one before, but after last TTC, I had to look it up. It had me cracking up with the cuts back to Kathleen lol
I watched 1 sketch week ago and now RUclips is slowly feeding me more and more of LRR’s Good Old Sketches.
After many many years of LRR, I think this remains my favorite skit. No matter how many times I see it I lose it at Speed 2.
"Speed 2: Cruise Control" - I'm done. I love it.
I lost it on the "You can't make up the streets" line
It's hyphenated
How long did it take you guys to make up all these names?
***** Well if my practical experience with drugs speak for me... you wouldn't hear anything... cause it ain't there. I'm not fond of my ears falling off and hair growing out of my teeth.
Jake Everfree Can confirm, teeth-hair sucks
I tried to hold back but I just lost it in the end and fell off my chair.
Almost a decade later and after countless viewings, this one still makes me laugh out loud.
"Methbusters" and "The Methly Hollows" will *always* get a cackle out of me. XD
I died at "You racists!"
It was all in the delivery. Impeccable.
Times yes!!!!
Times M'!Throm
This is easily the best sketch they've ever made.
I can watch it a hundred more times and still havr a whale of a time.
This sketch reminds me of one time when I was asked on the street if I wanted to buy some "wacky tobaccy" by a man with a slavic accent.
Yeahhhh not a good thing when ppl have 2 come 2 you to sell their "drugs". The real ones sell themselves
Thank god it's back. This is my favourite sketch now and forever.
"I don't think those are real."
"Oh, so YOU'RE the expert now?"
"Well...I do usually play the cop..."
Rattling off all those names almost demands outtakes. I don't think I could have gotten through any of them with a straight face myself.
Sure there'll be a loading time somewhere down the line
I'd be surprised if there wasn't. I felt it needed saying though.
Grahams delivery is too fucking good in all of this
I feel like when Graham and Kathleen are really old this is gonna be them XD
He forgot one: Halo...
One of the funniest things I've seen you guys do. Great work on coming up with all the names and how Graham was able to say them all with a straight face.
"...a very special talk abooot drugs"
"..how many of these drugs have you done yourself?"
"WHEN? TODAY?"
I can't imagine how long it took Graham to memorize those lists. Or how many takes it took for him to get through them without laughing.
They have a promper, it is in the loading time.
China Cat, Snuff, Laudanum, Slo-Mo, Hero, ADAM, Thin Mints, Professor Gandlebright's Fantabulous Hallucinogen...
NGL, this cop made me want to start doing drugs because of how rad he made it sound. 10/10 DARE impression, Graham
Watching this while smoking was a treat. Thank you recommended videos.
sounds like you guys had an excellent time with this episode, good job!
“King sized pillow talk” fucking killed me, holy hell.
I'm imagining how a "Sex Education" version might be different. But it wouldn't be.
pleeeease do a Sex Ed version
The Comedy Bros. Doesn't have to include cops. But if that;s your fantasy I won't dispute it.
On a serious note; scare children whilst teaching them about Sex Education.
I can't wait to see all these "street names" as subs tonight on the CheckPoint+ stream and the subsequent Kathleen commercials ^^
This is definitely one of my new favorite videos.
I was hoping the advert for ATMOSFEST on the far right of the chalkboard was going to be part of the sketch - it sounds awesome! Would love to know more aboot it.
Favorite references: Crystalline Entity; Kathwack.
I could watch that last bit over and over again
probably my favorite sketch ever!
Burma Shave, nice reference to Desert Bus there guys!
lol love the bong in the end
Kathleen sounded legit pissed off at the end.
Somehow, it was "the nostril avenger" that did me in.
I always lose it on Pauls "...On all fours?"
I died laughing in this one.
Magnificent, just magnificent
Fun fact: this sketch was the inspiration for the TTC nickname episodes.
I really am inclined to call pot "the mary jams" every time now
These sketches are getting progressively better and better.
Halo Fountain
Excellent stinger, can't say the thought had not occured.
I love that "and getting teen pregnant" line.
This is to date my favorite video LRR have ever done, it's so funny
I get Macho Man Randy Savage vibes at the end...
My husband had to sit through a mandatory 'drug talk' before our oldest goes to high school. It was ... exactly like this.
Me: Thwack.
RUclips: your channel has received a strike.
The crystalline entity. TNG for the win.
Hey, for once James isn't the police officer! But only because Graham was the best possible actor for that role.
These names are soooooo good.I look forward to seeing them all subscribe during CP+
I miss this era
Now I've never smoked 'a meth' but in my younger years I did however appreciate the devil's letus
Thanks for this.
Still great :) .
Coke, cack, gack, kathwack.
and now saddleback lagac
The "ABOOT" was strong with this one. 0:11
Methbusters and the Methly Hallows got me.
Thank you for the Archer reference.....
Best lrr sketch evar
The only problem with this is that I can only click Like once
Ah Speed 2, was just talking about that with a friend the other day.
Graham really fits the template for a science teacher. I can easily imagine him saying, "Alright class, open your textbooks and turn to page *Airhorns*, this will be on the test"
"The methly hallows" lol im dead
I think I've seen Jessica Patrick before. Wasn't she one of the people James sat next to or played against in the Friday Night's episode about GP Calgary?
To funny guys, keep up the awesome work
how have I not seen this until now?
"yes, it's hyphenated!"
Graham is a treasure
I died when I saw no actual substance in the bong
Now we know where Kathleen's subscriber commercials come from.
great vid, loved it
this is better than smosh
Still holds up
It's *HYPHENATED*
I died,
I watch this all the time
Be honest, is that Graham's or Paul's bong?
it looks really clean i would think they bought a new one to use as a prop so they could bring it into the school without any problems.
dud3man1620
They could clean it often.
My guess is Cam's.
blindWarlock Makes sense. Prop or not, it takes at least a mild preoccupation with being classy to pick a a clear glass bong over a colorful one.
dud3man1620 It's pretty clean, but definitely not new. The base is stained yellow and there's still resin in the bowl.
As they said on stream, they bought it new from a store then immediately returned it. No one in LRR has a bong.
Yes, algorithm. It was time for a rewatch.
The funny thing is that Gak is slang for amphetamine here in Australia.
this is the best LRR video ever 😂
Well that escalated quickly
"White knight who knocks twice" 😂😂😂😂😂