Cameron's new flavor text: "What has free will ever brought mankind? Surely it is better to follow as a sheep than to starve as a wolf. What do you think human footstool...?"
You see, due to his exposure to the Meme Stream, Beej has developed an immunity to visual triggers that induce a hypnotic and/or mesmeric state. Luckily, he also knew Cam's one weakness: pestering, non-harmful violence. So, due to their time together, the Cammunist Dictatorship was brought down from within the Moonbase by the very hands of LRR. Let it never be said that their rampant jackassery hasn't been good for something.
@@jakobwendt8999 The Harlem Shake one, which I can't seem to find a RUclips link for since it was when they were on the Escapist and I'm pretty sure it got reuploaded later but idk where the reupload is.
+Mark Ahenda YM "Stardate Whatever The Fuck I Say It Is"...and yeah, totally see her doing that in some unwritten episode between what was chronicled...
@@empath69 I could see it fitting even better on B'Elana. "Chief Engineer's Log, Stardate... I don't fucking care, I've been awake for thirty hours and the replicator still won't stop making cheese."
You know, Cam still has the app. Nothing is stopping him from secretly hypnotizing all of Victoria and sending them to kill Beej zombie apocalypse-style.
I saw where it was going, but Beej smacking Cam with the ladle was freaking hilarious. I love how the video has you go, "Why do they keep those guys around? Oh that's why."
I am a little afraid to ask what it was that Graham had to do to trigger those belches on que. Like, I can burp on demand too, but that was deep! Primal. Plumbing the depths of some unknown flatulent evil.
+TheCrosshare But at least with Paul's ideas and inventions, they usually involve some sort of logic, quantum physics, or philosophical backing. Whereas Alex and Beej's include shiny objects, breaking shit, shiny objects, breaking more shit then "fixing" them with string, duct tape and or kitchen utensils, and did I mention shiny objects? Plus if you even ask them about Quantum Physics, they'd probably reply with something along them lines of, "Fi sicks? The guy from Quantum Leap is sick with the Fi Virus?!?" Thus, most of Paul's ideas and inventions are at least practical, or thought out, and Alex and Beej's are more based on, "what the fuck, why not" LOL
SmaugUKA True, though on the downside while alex and beej messing around make life difficult in the moonbase, Paul messing around makes life difficult for the human race.
Love it! This is my favourite Hustle episode for a while. Really well crafted from start to finish, with a fantastic mix of great dialogue and physical comedy. I also love the fact that presumably it was Beej's exposure to the memeverse that granted him immunity to mesmerism, but you didn't slow the pace of the sketch down with unnecessary exposition. Much appreciated!
I have followed and watched basically everything you guys put out for the last several years, and this episode I think takes the cake as the best episode I have seen to date. Comedy gold, good job guys!
This has a better business model than most social networks/Apps. just add a voice saying "use the in app purchases" and a button to give $0.99 at a time to Cameron.
I`ve rewatched hustle and nights for 3 years straight But now And only now I realize that there can be joke in Beej`s resistance to visual app In not seeing in 3D Im crying 🤣
yeah i hate it when they do that. but if i don't subscribe then i will forget to check. cant have my cake and eat it too i guess. plus i like watching pro tour coverage.
What's this? Commodore Hustle is going to continue even after the more traditional sketches are finished? Oh LRR, you coy unpredictable hoodwinkers of my fragile heart.
with the chemistry that everyone has in these episodes it really makes me think this is how they would act a lot of the time if they could get away with it =)
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And thus King Cameron the Mesmerizing fell to Beej the Ladle
All mourn for the one true Monarch
lol call back to friday nights
Who fell to Graham the Tall in a game of puzzlequest
Have you seen the AO3 fanfiction sequel to this? Beej makes sure Cam doesn't become king
Long live
King Beej the Fireproof
I love how when Cam tells Graham to do a less shitty dance, Graham just does the same dance, but faster.
Quantity over quality, speed over quantity! Ever dancing, never grooving, coordination third!
I mean, not having to suffer through it as long does technically make it less shitty xD
I'm a dance teacher and this moment gets me every damn time.
Now we need a version from a parallel reality where Cam succeeds and conquers the world. We can call it... Cameron Hustle.
+Josh Pearce I'd prefer Doctor Lauder or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking Independently and Love the App
+Josh Pearce How about Cammodore or Camadore hustle.
+Josh Pearce Oh yeah, the first spin-off is a success, time to try another one.
This one's fantastic
Or, everyone else hustles while cam sits around.
Cameron's new flavor text:
"What has free will ever brought mankind? Surely it is better to follow as a sheep than to starve as a wolf. What do you think human footstool...?"
It’s perfect. The dramatic, serious tone, then swinging in with the punchline, like typical flavor text
"What's the worst that could... I made a terrible mistake!" Always breaks me.
I'm a big fan of "...wut?"
I, for one, would have welcomed Cam as our new overlord.
I lost it at the ouija board line. Great episode as always! Watching Beej and Alex always makes my day!
For some reason, I always lose it because of the way Alex and Beej say
"It was an accident!"
"I got better!"
Beej beating Cameron with that ladle is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen!
You see, due to his exposure to the Meme Stream, Beej has developed an immunity to visual triggers that induce a hypnotic and/or mesmeric state. Luckily, he also knew Cam's one weakness: pestering, non-harmful violence.
So, due to their time together, the Cammunist Dictatorship was brought down from within the Moonbase by the very hands of LRR. Let it never be said that their rampant jackassery hasn't been good for something.
VIDEO????
+Josh The Crafter To the meme stream
their rampant jackassery hasn't been good for something.
Yer Not the boss of Me!!!! P
What episode is the meme stream in?
@@jakobwendt8999 The Harlem Shake one, which I can't seem to find a RUclips link for since it was when they were on the Escapist and I'm pretty sure it got reuploaded later but idk where the reupload is.
Amusing myself imagining Captain Janeway saying "Stardate Whatever The Fuck I Want"
+Mark Ahenda YM "Stardate Whatever The Fuck I Say It Is"...and yeah, totally see her doing that in some unwritten episode between what was chronicled...
@@empath69 I could see it fitting even better on B'Elana. "Chief Engineer's Log, Stardate... I don't fucking care, I've been awake for thirty hours and the replicator still won't stop making cheese."
”What if I don't want my mind back, you're not the boss of me"
That like killed it!
"Are we going to film a lot of shoujo videos?"
Beej has turned into my favorite character.
I really want an "All hail Cameron T-shirt" (cartoon style version of 5:52)
+gninamah5 i would also settle for this as a background or as a poster
+Farley flavors Will this suffice?
imgur.com/gallery/EGCIPue
Skeletor Jopko oh yes this will do very nicely
What we learned:
-Alex's grandma is a Satanist
-Cam is an extreme control freak
-Beej is the chosen one (we're doomed)
+Charlie Platt The joke is that Alex's Grandma is dead, not a Satanist. (Though the two are of course not mutually exclusive)
+CleverCrumbish I think that was the joke.
Skeletor Jopko Yeah that's... why I said it was the joke.
Alex saying “a ouija board?” just fucking destroyed me
You know, Cam still has the app. Nothing is stopping him from secretly hypnotizing all of Victoria and sending them to kill Beej zombie apocalypse-style.
5:30 - graham dancing in the background. That shit is golden!!!
I saw where it was going, but Beej smacking Cam with the ladle was freaking hilarious. I love how the video has you go, "Why do they keep those guys around? Oh that's why."
I went one minute thinking "Huh, i don't remember this one" before realising it wasn't a reupload.
Also, love Alex's and Beej's finger-counting.
I am a little afraid to ask what it was that Graham had to do to trigger those belches on que. Like, I can burp on demand too, but that was deep! Primal. Plumbing the depths of some unknown flatulent evil.
+QueenFiria ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᶠᵒᶫᵉʸ
*****
Is it? Or was it so deep your human ears didn't pick it up until it impacted your soul??
+QueenFiria I suspect movie magic.
+QueenFiria que?
+QueenFiria ABR.
Now I want a print of Cam the Carpathian.
+Kogarashi i was thinking that the painting was a little offputting but it kind of grows on you
"What if it fell into the wrong hands?"
Are there any RIGHT hands?
+WilhelmScreamer Just don't put it in your left hand...
+WilhelmScreamer Well, I have a right hand, gimme! >:D
+WilhelmScreamer Approximately 50% of all hands are right hands.
+WilhelmScreamer Mine. :-D
+enoughofyourkoicarp While that is true, mine are the correct hands to trust with mind control.
Dangit, we were _this_ close to the fulfillment of Cam's destiny of tyrannical world domination. One day, my liege. One day...
"I don't want my mind back" great line!
Hmm. I'm afraid that Paul is losing his place as the "don't give him ideas" guy at the Moonbase, what with those two rascals running around as a team.
+TheCrosshare But at least with Paul's ideas and inventions, they usually involve some sort of logic, quantum physics, or philosophical backing. Whereas Alex and Beej's include shiny objects, breaking shit, shiny objects, breaking more shit then "fixing" them with string, duct tape and or kitchen utensils, and did I mention shiny objects? Plus if you even ask them about Quantum Physics, they'd probably reply with something along them lines of, "Fi sicks? The guy from Quantum Leap is sick with the Fi Virus?!?"
Thus, most of Paul's ideas and inventions are at least practical, or thought out, and Alex and Beej's are more based on, "what the fuck, why not" LOL
SmaugUKA
True, though on the downside while alex and beej messing around make life difficult in the moonbase, Paul messing around makes life difficult for the human race.
I just lose it every time i watch Grahams doubletake in the postcredits scene. His one word line just tickles my funny bone immensely
the whole coffee cup/ouija board scene remains one of my all-time favorite sketch bits after all these years
I'd watch an action film with Beej ladling Cameron's henchmen.
BEST EPISODE!!!! please make more stuff with Cam or more focused on Cam and his amazing humor style. He is the best!
I personally like the storyline of Cam being left to his own devices and becoming a persona villain.
"What the shit, Beej!"
-Cam
And now in 2018 that ladle went on to save the day with Ian's Japanese curry!
Love it! This is my favourite Hustle episode for a while. Really well crafted from start to finish, with a fantastic mix of great dialogue and physical comedy.
I also love the fact that presumably it was Beej's exposure to the memeverse that granted him immunity to mesmerism, but you didn't slow the pace of the sketch down with unnecessary exposition. Much appreciated!
I have followed and watched basically everything you guys put out for the last several years, and this episode I think takes the cake as the best episode I have seen to date. Comedy gold, good job guys!
I *JUST* got that Hypnotize/Mesmerize joke, all these years later. That, or I have been listening to WAY too much SOAD lately.
Just noticed the Bümlaut in the credits.
I foresee oodles and oodles of erotic fanfic being written with this episode in mind...
Splooge
"Do a less shitty dance" *dances three time faster*
Best episode yet, I think. the writing and delivery feel really good!
7 years later, Commodore Hustle is still fantastic
This has a better business model than most social networks/Apps.
just add a voice saying "use the in app purchases" and a button to give $0.99 at a time to Cameron.
He is Cam, and you are as the buzzing of fruit flies to him!
Omg this episode left me in tears. Well done guys well done, you never fail to entertain me!
Every conversation in this episode is literally every conversation I've had whilst drunk.
There was more sound effects in this episode than all other videos that ever existed combined into one.
Oh look! Cam said, "Fuck." Name a more iconic duo.
This is the weirdest episode of Commodore Hustle you've ever done. I love it!
Strangely Cam works as Vigo the Carpathian....
Who thought of putting Cam's face on Vigo? That was perfect.
I can't wait to see the behind-the-scenes for this one.
i love how Graham's subconscious interprets less shitty dancing as just the same dance, but faster
The pretty color app actually does seem really relaxing.
Your voice fills me with ecstasy, master.
i like how the unhelpful jerks sign is still up
Amazing pre-intro sequence.
"stardate, whatever the fuck I say it is"
-cam
The foley on those ladle hits was excellent.
Epic. Alex and Beej KILLED it but the whole episode was hilarious. Sorry Cam.
To be fair to Graham, losing SD cards is easier than you might think.
He is Cameron. You are like the buzzing of flies to him.
ALL HAIL THE GLOW APP
ALL HAIL
I really hope they show how they did the foley for this episode in the next Loading Time. Especially for the coffee cups.
That star date joke really got me.
The whiff noise on the high five gets me every time.
This one gets better every time! My sides hurt...
I love how Paul just had that knife
"I obeey" - Paul Saunders
I`ve rewatched hustle and nights for 3 years straight
But now
And only now
I realize that there can be joke in Beej`s resistance to visual app
In not seeing in 3D
Im crying 🤣
Where do I find Cam's app? It's not on the google play store.
Great episode, I loved Cam the Carpathian!
Oh, the painting at 5:52! I can't stop laughing! SEND HELP!
Of course Cam couldn't be trusted with that kind of powe.
It always brings a smile to my face :-)
So, beej is Futurama's Fry equivalent? XD
Oh wow, this was a good'un. Now that I've seen Graham's out-of-focus "less shitty dancing", I can never be sad again :D
Liked,
Unsubscribed,
Resubscribed,
Waiting for Friday Nights.
Its on a different channel
It's on the official magic the gathering channel
Adam Watson Thanks for the heads up, I dont sub to mtg channel because they bombard you with the same damn ad in 10 different languages. Cheers.
yeah i hate it when they do that. but if i don't subscribe then i will forget to check. cant have my cake and eat it too i guess. plus i like watching pro tour coverage.
Adam Watson haha true .. but i usually watch pro tour live .. and search up matches that i might have missed later.
What's this? Commodore Hustle is going to continue even after the more traditional sketches are finished? Oh LRR, you coy unpredictable hoodwinkers of my fragile heart.
Cam is the kind of evil I can only hope to one day become...
Does Cam seriously know FORTRAN? Does _anybody?_
+soupalex Believe he's said he does, because he needed to learn it to use the lab hardware in his chemistry degree.
+soupalex He does! Lab work.
+soupalex Cam uses fortran, I wouldn't say he knows it.
+soupalex you can say he's tamed fortran
@@hornylink case in point; I use Ableton, but I don't know what a lot of those buttons and knobs do
Gram in the background at 5:29 is amazing
I can relate, my last footstool ran away to a butterfly farm in Narnia.
My love for you guy's knows no bounds.
Brilliant. Love this series.
was that the evil picture from Ghostbusters 2 used as cam portrait? cause that looked kewlz!
I JUST NOTICED THE VIGO PORTRAIT OF CAMERON.
with the chemistry that everyone has in these episodes it really makes me think this is how they would act a lot of the time if they could get away with it =)
Love the Cam/Vigo the Carpathian Look! Lol
Was expecting Paul to have a seizure. This was way better.
more of these and/or friday nights :D
Apparently Cameron managed to hypnotize a ghost as well.
"I've made a terrible mistake." Total hilarity.
beej, savior of the universe
Why does James have nail polish on his pinky @ 6:53?
Oh man this an amazing episode. Btw is that app on the appstore yet? You know just curious.
can you do an alternate universe episode, showing the pros and cons of killing beej?
All Hail Cameron.... Master of our world
Cameron, the Scourge of Carpathia
I think Graham liked being a jester-Gimp...Sorry...
Cam the Carpathian, The sorrow of Moldavia....