If ancient persians came back to life and they seeing how they were depicted in hollywood movies, they would've invade greece again. but this time with better strategy
@@its_a_me_kasean6242 all of the movies about persians are wrong, not just this one. Also nobody cares about comic books, people believe whatever they see.
I have it, because i used to body build and so the posture stays even tho my arms are slim now. It's probably because i still have some back muscle and seratus anterior muscle.
I hated this storyline so much because it’s the exact opposite of who Xerxes really was. There are artifacts upon artifacts from Persepolis that STRONGLY indicate he was a hero, a man who cared for his people, even a hunter of demons that plagued his empire (according to a really cool bench now behind glass at UChicago). He even delayed his campaign against Greece-considered just dropping the whole thing-because he was so enamored with his new wife, so in love with her, he didn’t want to leave her side. I know movies are fiction 😅 it just seriously bothered me that such a great man was portrayed so villainously.
Yea that's how they usually do. Make the bad guys look good and bad look good. That's the saying in Hollywood and Freemasonry. Bad is good, good is bad
A back story no one ever asked for. Xerxes in 300 part 1 was good enough for me as a mysterious god king and for me to speculate how he became like he was.
People literally complain about everything. Part 2 was amazing as someone who loved the 1st one. It's technically still a mystery how he became 'god king' since the explanation is pretty vague.
It really wished there's a part 3 of 300, as The Persians utterly got defeated and decimated at the seas. But they still have the strongest forces on the land vs the Greeks so wanted to see that in film.
On paper the Persians should have conquered Greece within a matter of weeks. The fact that they didn't is thanks to those Spartans and Athenians. Without them Western civilisation would look entirely different. After the Athenians had won the Battle of Marathon they did a forced march to arrive back at Athens so that they would arrive there before the Persian fleet.
@@biswaranjanmallick7407 Well, they were decimated on the battlefield, both on land and on sea. And Alexander the Great then turned the tables and gave the Persians a taste of their own medicine.
I always love this scene, especially this movie because of the Mesopotamian and Greek tones, even though it's not really historically accurate. I kind of wish they made Xerxes into an Anunnaki god being about 12-15ft tall, but he's really 8ft tall, nearly the height of Goliath. The Anunnaki couldn't die, but their descendants could, making Xerxes a mortal even when he was divine (or claimed to be). Either way I love ancient Mesopotamian myth and art, so I love the way they made him like that.
It’s kind of scary when you think about it that 300 men were able to take out over 20% of his entire army. So what did he think was going to happen when the entire army decided to assemble and go fight him? 😅
It's kind of scary that you actually think that's what happened in the real world. and I'm not even gonna talk about the way the persians were depicted.
A perfect example of how someone can become brainwashed and manipulated to become a monster, via the actions of a few. Xerxes a victim to the actions of one that wanted to create a god that they could control.
Pure energy can be in any form and all forms as it is everything and everyone. Experience life threw all and all things. Live and Love. This is why when you judge a other person you judge yourself as you are..UR..c youryourself as ur...your own...
So the original Xerxes was clearly killed in the pond and replaced with a fake one. Those who dearly knew and trusted him were killed, and those who did not know him were convinced by divine intervention. I suppose that's what happened.
This might not have been a great film, but, dammit, Eva Green kills everything that she’s in. Maybe I’m just partial, but I love watching that woman perform. She’s just great in everything she does. She can’t help that she keeps getting continually cast in lousy movies.
Fun fact, based on the match up between The book of Eshter (Old Testament, The Bible) and history timeline, this stand user looking dude is supposed to be Eshter's husband, and the savior of the Israelite
Ah, yes, Xerxes, the 7 foot tall troll with a permanent witness protection voice filter.
Haha lol 😂😂😂
He was tall and muscular tho no doubt this probably an exaggeration die to his power
Lmao 😂😂
😂
et 15 pouces entre les jambes
And this is how he became golden frieza.
🤣
Dragon ball
One KAME-KAME-HA would be affected
I still haven't seen this movie.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If ancient persians came back to life and they seeing how they were depicted in hollywood movies, they would've invade greece again. but this time with better strategy
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You do know this is a comic adaptation right?
Now I just zerg the 300 with throwaway troops.
@@its_a_me_kasean6242 all of the movies about persians are wrong, not just this one. Also nobody cares about comic books, people believe whatever they see.
@@parsarustami774what the hell are you talking about? They literally told the audience in the opening that this is based on the 300 graphic novel.
One dip and he became zesty as hell
He became one of the Kardashians
Dude for sure! The way he looked at Leonidas was sus
The cool ranch Dorito of gods. Like putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.
Pre-zesty Xerxes looks like Oscar Issac ngl
@@akuba-ch9wv facts!
'he stumbled upon a hermits cave' ah yes the days when hermits lived in groups
It's probably hermit's not hermits
@@Bolognabeef There were multiple in there though
Reminds me of the Monty python skit
Yeah I thought that surely that negates the term." Hermit"
Ahh, the pre-4chan days.
Xerxes sure looks the type who enjoyed the bath-houses.
Gay hehehe 😂
Jimmy, do you like movies about gladiators?
@@FAIRYGIRL911 Joey, you ever been to a gymnasium before?
@@FAIRYGIRL911 😆😆😆
Producers: Eva, we don't need you to show nudity in this film.
Eva:
God I love that woman!
They could’ve used Rebeca Ferguson and I’d be even more enamored.
She knows what fans want😊
🗡️😊
@@jaybenjamin4563Rebecca better with guns than swords right
Never have I seen a God-King with Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms flared out to his sides as if he had the Lats of Schwarzenegger.
This made me lol.
That’s just what I thought!! “Imaginary Lat Syndrome”. Lol 😂
Don’t forget the sucked in stomach.
Connor MacGregor had ILS bad in the Road House redo
I have it, because i used to body build and so the posture stays even tho my arms are slim now. It's probably because i still have some back muscle and seratus anterior muscle.
Well... wonderful to get a long and complex backstory for a villain we've already seen take a spear to the face and bleed.
Yeah...this is terrible.
But in Greek myths gods can bleed.
@@nightmare6556 Are they ever injured by mortal hands? Cause Leonidus was badass, but was also provably mortal.
@@nightmare6556 Not red blood
@@ApetureTestSubject I believe Ares specifically was stabbed by a mortal in the Illiad, though I think he did have help from Athena to be fair
How Xerxes became a draq Queen.
Read about ancient greece they loved little boys
@@armandomorelos2500xerxes isn’t Greek
LMFAO
@@Ember_Janerhe’s Persian honey
😂😂😂
I hated this storyline so much because it’s the exact opposite of who Xerxes really was. There are artifacts upon artifacts from Persepolis that STRONGLY indicate he was a hero, a man who cared for his people, even a hunter of demons that plagued his empire (according to a really cool bench now behind glass at UChicago). He even delayed his campaign against Greece-considered just dropping the whole thing-because he was so enamored with his new wife, so in love with her, he didn’t want to leave her side.
I know movies are fiction 😅 it just seriously bothered me that such a great man was portrayed so villainously.
300 is based on a comic book, not real history
Yea that's how they usually do. Make the bad guys look good and bad look good. That's the saying in Hollywood and Freemasonry. Bad is good, good is bad
The normies would ignore the comic book reference tho
Her name was Esther. ❤ ✝️
@@liquidsnake6879 obviously 😂 it’s just SO fictional, it’s irritating to a degree.
"Ah, my ancient evil bath technique, haven't used it since the heian era"
I assume when leonidas speared him he also took a second to say yuji wasnt shit
He took an evil bath
another JJK enjoyer bravo bravo
I love how I find jjk memes in random places.
This truly was our Evil bath kaisen.
“High fives for the women, and open mouth tongue kisses for the men”
💀💀💀
Not even surprised if there was truth to this 😂
@@prettyxbonez96 lol it’s from the movie Meet the Spartans
They still do it, look it up their supreme Leader 💀
Thank you for this 😂
Bro even changed ethnicity
But he is still Brazilian
He got the pass
There is no black people in Iran
Bruh?
Wo'ah a little british
"He went as a man but returned as a wo-man"☠️
😂😂😂😂
A back story no one ever asked for.
Xerxes in 300 part 1 was good enough for me as a mysterious god king and for me to speculate how he became like he was.
People literally complain about everything. Part 2 was amazing as someone who loved the 1st one. It's technically still a mystery how he became 'god king' since the explanation is pretty vague.
Agreed
He has a golden diaper so he can poo at any time, anywhere, even during a battle, or war, just like a god king should
Он выглядит как гей. Садо мазо.
Are you okay?😂😂
It's what separates the gods from the men!
Or trial?
@@jamesg6675 huh?
Dude turn from Homeless Zayn Malik to Super Gay Persian Samuel L Jackson 😂
I knew it was cersei the moment i hear her voice. So convincing
Yess
so persuasive ❤
2:50 "Wo is coming to Grease"
I saw this and I heard it right after lol
WoOo
Wild and mythical as this depiction is, I'm just happy they showed us Artemisia.
He looked way hotter before with his hair and beard.
my point exactly! 😂
@@Inkaa1tarotwayyy better
Nah he looked better Brown 🟤🤎
Exactly my thinking! lol
Agreed. Artemisia's "makeover" of him did him no favors in the end.
Xerxes: “For glory’s sake, for vengeance’s sake…..WAR!”
Peter Parker: “I missed the part where that’s my problem”.
1:02 The tater tots after you pull them out of the fryer:
imagine if Xerxes tripped on his cape in front of all those Persians and fell down while trying to turn back 2:48
That would be the Joe Biden version of Xerxes
Lmao i was just about to mention joe biden.@@reecemorris9820
That’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw that too😭
Real men wear diapers... Golden ones!
That would be Meet the Spartans.
Xerxes : " Nothing will stop the march of my Empire ".
Obi wan : " Your new Empire ?.... "
Palpatine: Nothing will stop the march of my Em- you GODDAMN EWOKS!"
GLABROUS and Smooth!!!
Always gets me🤣
The fullest bore
Because it is redundant, Glabrous means smooth.
That's some product placement, right?
He became Jojo characters
It really wished there's a part 3 of 300, as The Persians utterly got defeated and decimated at the seas. But they still have the strongest forces on the land vs the Greeks so wanted to see that in film.
Looks like theres one 300 resurgence in the works. No details yet.
@@Killdozer303noo noo really?
@@andrealettich yeah the third one is called "Blood and Ashes" and will be about Alexander the Great's conquest of Persia
Xerxes has always had a touched by Slaanesh vibe. All we need is an arthropod claw and a maybe a breast or three and bam we have a daemon prince.
Mark of Chaos indeed. If only the Iron Hands were here, they would've relished the opportunity of ridding this world of vile Slaanesh scum.
00:38 in South Africa right now and reading 😂😂😂😂😂 wild
@@RayNori-np6es no correct time to purge chaos; it is a 24x7 job.
Yeah but you can apply those traits to anyone and they would look like a daemon prince.
Touched by Slaanesh but controlled by a Herald of Tzeentch!
The first one was still better
Ya think?! 🤣
Infinitely
no shit
"They're putting things in the water to turn the frogs gay"
That damned Xerxes is a globalist coming to spray chemicals in the air and put GMOs in everyone's lambchops and bread.
These Greco-Persian Wars seen too exaggerated!🗿☝️😆
On paper the Persians should have conquered Greece within a matter of weeks. The fact that they didn't is thanks to those Spartans and Athenians. Without them Western civilisation would look entirely different. After the Athenians had won the Battle of Marathon they did a forced march to arrive back at Athens so that they would arrive there before the Persian fleet.
@@Melior_Traiano Lol the Persians were the real heroes
@@biswaranjanmallick7407 Well, they were decimated on the battlefield, both on land and on sea. And Alexander the Great then turned the tables and gave the Persians a taste of their own medicine.
I'm pretty sure thats kardashian pools.....
😂😂
His eyes blazed like scarlet coals.
He was stripped, cleansed, glabrous and smooth.
Xerxes was reborn a God!
Men control empires, women control men who control empires.
in movies maybe
Next Halloween I’m dressing like xerxes 🙌
Good luck in not getting arrested and getting us up to speed
@@sentrygolddenn2552 I’ll be ok. I’m in nyc. The freak show capital of the planet 🙌
@@sportinlife1 but you have to be like a gold human
Okay holloween is now..
The biggest empire that the world has ever seen. The Achaemenid dynasty is unbelievable💚
poor abdullah hasn't heard of the British yet
Artemisia was a beast!!! I love the scene with the arrow and how she just calmly walks away!!! ❤❤❤
So Historically Inaccurate but enjoyable to watch
Eva Grren is 🔥
And this is how Xerxes improved his draft stock and was drafted #1 overall by the Washington Wizards.
"Xerxes was reborn as a god" And Leonidas showed him that gods can also bleed.
And in that darkness, Xerxes discovered...NAIR
I always love this scene, especially this movie because of the Mesopotamian and Greek tones, even though it's not really historically accurate. I kind of wish they made Xerxes into an Anunnaki god being about 12-15ft tall, but he's really 8ft tall, nearly the height of Goliath. The Anunnaki couldn't die, but their descendants could, making Xerxes a mortal even when he was divine (or claimed to be). Either way I love ancient Mesopotamian myth and art, so I love the way they made him like that.
Even A God King can have a golden shower
Good golden shower
He became Stunning and Brave
It’s kind of scary when you think about it that 300 men were able to take out over 20% of his entire army. So what did he think was going to happen when the entire army decided to assemble and go fight him? 😅
It's kind of scary that you actually think that's what happened in the real world. and I'm not even gonna talk about the way the persians were depicted.
He had a lot of body piercing while underwater🎉🎉🎉
Eva Green is the only reason to watch this sequel
This is a great movie
Cyrus was more of god king then his great grandson Xerxes. Cyrus conquered the known world.
The battle scenes were awesome
A perfect example of how someone can become brainwashed and manipulated to become a monster, via the actions of a few.
Xerxes a victim to the actions of one that wanted to create a god that they could control.
2014 was a good year
This video should have been called “How To Ruin An Amazing Movie With A Sequel.”
I walked out of the theater on this one lol.
Are you from Iran by any chance?
No, i’m from japan
Scissor me timbers!
Xerxes walk as if he came back from Diddy's party.
Lmao
😂😂😂A film that has made history for itself.
This feels like something I would see on Dovahatty's channel.
Dude went from Conchita Wurst to Golden Frieza in a split of minute. Cool.
Long Live King Leonidas and The 300 Spartans
Lon King Leonidas 300 main
Our king Leonidas
Pure energy can be in any form and all forms as it is everything and everyone. Experience life threw all and all things. Live and Love.
This is why when you judge a other person you judge yourself as you are..UR..c youryourself as ur...your own...
He's wearing snow tires.
300 2 was a superior film. 300 was good but, the sequel ran wild visually. I have watched it a few times.Great film.
This is biology!
Damn he really looked like Sherrif of Nottingham Alan Rickman
She is looking gorgeous ❤
A movie that its trailer was better than the movie itself.
What a makeover.👌
Xerxes the Twunk 😂
Best Transformation, May be the Only best Transformation seen in Movies..
cersei telling the tale of xerxes is crazy
I love how these people become gods of terrorfying awesome beautiful power
Xerxes with Waah Powa as a leader of the Orc in Warhammer:
*WAAAHH HH!*
They should rename this film..."An Unbiased History of Sparta" ..... I realize now after binging on Dovahatty videos
I still have this in 3D... it's worth it too
So the original Xerxes was clearly killed in the pond and replaced with a fake one. Those who dearly knew and trusted him were killed, and those who did not know him were convinced by divine intervention. I suppose that's what happened.
that is what I thought happened too.
This might not have been a great film, but, dammit, Eva Green kills everything that she’s in. Maybe I’m just partial, but I love watching that woman perform. She’s just great in everything she does. She can’t help that she keeps getting continually cast in lousy movies.
2:27 is that Bellingham's Celebration? 😅
Oo yes I see that too 😅😅
All this story, and he looks like the king of all gay men
Am I in another timeline...because that chain was in his nose, right? Lol.
Fun fact: This is strangely lore accurate. Source: I am a historian.
All that been said why on earth is xerxes in diapers?
for the same reason that Biden
He made a poo. He has a problem with poo
Hahahahahahaha
Because the movie won’t let the man just hang OUT
Because he's baby smooth now
Xerxes was the last of a three great ruling reign. Cyrus then Darius
glamorous and smooth..
Glabrous. It means without hair and smooth.
Turned into Nimrod the Nephillim giant
Funny because the actual Xerxes was an engineer and logistician, if not a good military leader.
Also, he had a beard XD
From a Prince of Persia to become the Saitama
bro came poor and emerged from that water bald and iced up
Fun fact, based on the match up between The book of Eshter (Old Testament, The Bible) and history timeline, this stand user looking dude is supposed to be Eshter's husband, and the savior of the Israelite
yeah no. That is nothing more than a fairy tale.
A Jewish queen would have flown in the face of Persian Noble tradition, no way in hell it was actually happening. Again, a fairy tale.
Scissor ✂️ me Xerxes ooooohhhh my !!!!
Impresss me😂😂😂😂
Spartiate was legendary
❤❤❤love the movie and it was great ....now this how a trailer 👏 👌 should be ....alot of action 🎬
Yes❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Man she would've been an excellent Yennefer of Vengerberg in a proper Witcher show or film.
Guy at 0:40 looks very much like Alan Rickman IMO
The walk alone had me looking like shhhhhhhhhiiiit
This had the potential of being a good movie