The best quotes of this video: *Are you arguing with us now, John?* *I can do something cool with an empty water bottle.* *Is that a nice way of saying that my voice is feminine?* *Are you asleep?* *We call that a van question.* *How long is a hundred blinks to you?* *I just blinked four times.* *Open them like once or twice a year.* *Look at all the presents! See ya.* *Thought it was gonna be a potato chip.* *Next question! :)* *This is as cute as it gets here.* *Salt and vin vin for din din!* *I haven't had yogurt or fruit for eleven years.* *We drank expired milk last night.* *it expired at midnight, so it was only like an hour expired.* *I don't think I've drank a glass of milk since I was eight.* *Milk all day long.* *You think it's special, but it's just garbage.* *It's recycled garbage!*
Lelouch: Hello? Suzaku: Hey, what's up? Lelouch: I need your help, can you come here? Suzaku: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes. Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here. Suzaku: I can't find them. Lelouch: What do you mean you can't find them? Suzaku: I can't find them, there's only soup. Lelouch: What do you mean there's only soup? Suzaku: It means there's only soup! Lelouch: Well then get out of the soup isle! Suzaku: Alright you don't have to shout at me! (Suzaku walks down an isle.) Suzaku: There's more soup! Lelouch: What do you mean there's more soup? Suzaku: There's just more soup! Lelouch: Go into the next isle! Suzaku: There's still soup! Lelouch: Where are you right now? Suzaku: I'm at soup! Lelouch: What do you mean you're "at soup?" Suzaku: I mean I'm at soup! Lelouch: What store are you in? Suzaku: I'm at the soup store! Lelouch: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store? Suzaku: Fuck you!
My older brother has always done that water bottle thing. He'd always either suck in the smoke that comes of the bottle and and blow it out, or shoot the cap at me. Ironically, his name is Joseph. I love the connection.
I firmly believe that these two could literally do any duo act and be successful. Whether it's stand up, a musical performance, or just being announcers for a ball ball game.. these guys chemistry is the best I've seen. Both of you need to thank god or whoever brought you together. Never stop trusting each other, it's part of the reason you guys are where you are.
*sees twenty one pilots* *gasps* *clicks slightly too hard* doctor: "So, you're telling me you clicked your computer too hard," me: "mhm" doctor: "and now you think your finger is broken?" me: "mhm" doctor: *facepalms*
These guys are the biggest bullshit talkers I’ve ever come across , ask them a straight forward question and they’ll answer literally everything but the question you asked while somehow answering the question but not really, and they can keep up a story and keep it consistent for a long time you start to lose sense of if they’re joking or not
kid: Is a hotdog a sandwich? tyler: Are you asleep right now? . . . me: wouldn't a hot dog be considered a taco instead of a sandwhich? Tyler: . . .[reply below]
Did I literally just sit here watching two grown men arguing with a little boy if a hotdog was a sandwich at 2 :00 am ??? do I regret it? nope will I probably do it again tomorrow???yea…
*Glances up from milk glass as the "Yeah I think the rules are from ;like 0-8 you can drink milk by itself-" plays* But I'm fifteen.... *throws glass on the ground*
The best quotes of this video:
*Are you arguing with us now, John?*
*I can do something cool with an empty water bottle.*
*Is that a nice way of saying that my voice is feminine?*
*Are you asleep?*
*We call that a van question.*
*How long is a hundred blinks to you?*
*I just blinked four times.*
*Open them like once or twice a year.*
*Look at all the presents! See ya.*
*Thought it was gonna be a potato chip.*
*Next question! :)*
*This is as cute as it gets here.*
*Salt and vin vin for din din!*
*I haven't had yogurt or fruit for eleven years.*
*We drank expired milk last night.*
*it expired at midnight, so it was only like an hour expired.*
*I don't think I've drank a glass of milk since I was eight.*
*Milk all day long.*
*You think it's special, but it's just garbage.*
*It's recycled garbage!*
Don’t forget: “Yeah.. sorry, we’re not that crazy”
@@chriscarguy yesssss
I haven’t even started the video and I’m cackling, I love these guys omfg
Tyler Joseph is litterally 2 years old when talking about Christmas
He’s two years old all the time
You’re *literally two years old for spelling literally wrong... Tyler is one of the kindest people alive.
@@tanakay2053 A joke. It’s a joke.
After seeing your comment first recommended video is of his christmad stream
What do you mean
Ty, high pitched: wHaT dO yOu MeAn.
Man, Tyler and Josh just make me smile no matter what.
Tøp pfp gang
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The hotdog situation is them just bullying a 12 year old for TOO LONG
thats just what they do
The 12 year old knew what he signed up for
"i can do something cool with an empty water bottle"
*silently begs josh to chug his water*
I'm impressed that Josh can drink water that fast
I can go faster after being scared of water in public not to flex the trans but 😌👊
Lelouch: Hello?
Suzaku: Hey, what's up?
Lelouch: I need your help, can you come here?
Suzaku: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Suzaku: I can't find them.
Lelouch: What do you mean you can't find them?
Suzaku: I can't find them, there's only soup.
Lelouch: What do you mean there's only soup?
Suzaku: It means there's only soup!
Lelouch: Well then get out of the soup isle!
Suzaku: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
(Suzaku walks down an isle.)
Suzaku: There's more soup!
Lelouch: What do you mean there's more soup?
Suzaku: There's just more soup!
Lelouch: Go into the next isle!
Suzaku: There's still soup!
Lelouch: Where are you right now?
Suzaku: I'm at soup!
Lelouch: What do you mean you're "at soup?"
Suzaku: I mean I'm at soup!
Lelouch: What store are you in?
Suzaku: I'm at the soup store!
Lelouch: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
Suzaku: Fuck you!
@@miyah9661 *applause*
@@olijovelmacdonald Thank you, your name just reminded me of that so I *had* to do it 😂
He is used to swallowing things fast
I'm kidding and I'm sorry
Tyler saying “You stop it!” at 1:21
My heart 🥰
Exactly, if my friends can’t hype me up to chug water and tell me to stop trash talking myself then they aren’t friends 😂
I like how Tyler is always on the right and Josh is always on the left
Tyler's always on the right cause he's always right cause he's the lead singer
not anymORE
@@lillie9172 I was gonna comment the same thing
this comment didn't age well
@@lillie9172 it’s cause they switched bodies
8:37 The way he says “On Christmas!” Is just so adorable 😂🥰
5:38 they're just killing this kid omg 😂
I’ve never witnessed such a deep conversation about sandwiches
Burping Josh is such a mood 🤣
When Josh has to chug the water Tyler put his hand to his face.. it looked like he was thinking “what have I done to poor Josh”
They take all questions so serious. 😂🖤
I need to know how to do that with an empty water bottle.
@Angelica Barrick Thank You!
it's really fun
tyler: can you touch a hole?
the literal 11 year old standing in front of him:
A hot dog is a taco, change my mind
are you asleep right now
@@bathtimepilots7959 yesn't
@@LTMotions whom'st've'nt say thats true
Lol wtf 😂
If a hot dog is a taco, a taco would be a hot dog and so a taco would be a type of sausage.
I may be asleep, so try and prove me wrong.
5:18 imagine just going through life after this. IS HE OK?!?!
just living life after getting destroyed by your idols about sandwiches and holes
My older brother has always done that water bottle thing. He'd always either suck in the smoke that comes of the bottle and and blow it out, or shoot the cap at me. Ironically, his name is Joseph. I love the connection.
"tHaT's A vAn qUeStIoN"
Damn, cliques questions are so insane, love them
I’m actually crying at josh burping I was so unprepared 😭😂
Tyler says, “Awe Man...this is perfect. This is where I want to be.” My hope is for every soul to know that feeling.
0:10 josh's laugh.
Nobody:
Tyler: ON ChRIsTmAS
"You stop it" Lol Tyler doesn't like Josh beating himself up, best friendship
“YAAAHH on ChRiSTmAs!!” -Tyler in the cutest voice
9:57 I love that Tyler is wearing a Ned t-shirt
2:55 the beginning of destroya by mcr could never
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Omg that is what I was thinking
actually gee is saying "sick sick sick" and it upsets me
actually gee is saying "sick sick sick" and it upsets me
My thoughts exactly 😂
I’m supposed to be doing homework rn but y’know
same!!!!!
me too but Tyler and Josh are better than homework
same Dx
same
today would ordinarily be my last day of school (except y’know homeschool) so i don’t have any more homework thank god
1:58 ok did anyone else like replay that part just to stare at his neckkkkdkohawurheiurhga no? yeah okay...
The one disliker is John
"yes, take that John!"
I will miss this era Frrr
I firmly believe that these two could literally do any duo act and be successful. Whether it's stand up, a musical performance, or just being announcers for a ball ball game.. these guys chemistry is the best I've seen. Both of you need to thank god or whoever brought you together. Never stop trusting each other, it's part of the reason you guys are where you are.
Salt and vin vin for din din
*I'm cackling*
7:00 I wouldn't blink
theyve got this kid so flustered over a hotdog
i feel like tyler is gonna show rosie that bottle thing and he's gonna be so pround if himself xD
6:55 he’d tape his eyes so he won’t fall asleep again. He’s keeping his eyelids up no matter what.
Tyler is so cryptic toward the kid
With the is a hotdog a sandwich or not
Here, people, help yourself:
A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread.
Josh and tyler are like kids lol I love it
*sees twenty one pilots*
*gasps*
*clicks slightly too hard*
doctor: "So, you're telling me you clicked your computer too hard,"
me: "mhm"
doctor: "and now you think your finger is broken?"
me: "mhm"
doctor: *facepalms*
0:11 that laugh makes my day every time :)
There so- UGH! I miss seeing them 💛
i’d feel very uncomfortable in poor Johns situation-
Yess when I see that you posted I get so excited!!!!!!!
Tyler Joseph is literally a homeschooled Christian kid, it's so funny!
The VAN questions are hilarious!!
I thought tyler would drink water super fast sense he is a megaladon 😂
i love how Tyler just *inspected* his water bottle. like "you really don't have a thought behind those eyes do you?"
6:16 why? 😂
These guys are the biggest bullshit talkers I’ve ever come across , ask them a straight forward question and they’ll answer literally everything but the question you asked while somehow answering the question but not really, and they can keep up a story and keep it consistent for a long time you start to lose sense of if they’re joking or not
haha and it's funny
kid: Is a hotdog a sandwich?
tyler: Are you asleep right now?
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me: wouldn't a hot dog be considered a taco instead of a sandwhich?
Tyler: . . .[reply below]
Go to sleep please.
Wake up johnnn !
Tyler's voice fr calming😭
Now I dont want to blink 😂
ppl literally cheered for josh chugging a bottle
'get over it'
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn
EAST IS UP
IM FEARLESS WHEN I HEAR THIS ON THE LOW
EAST IS UP
@@aries363 IM CARELESS WHEN I WEAR MY REBEL CLOTHES
EAST IS UP
EAST IS UP
I loved the sandwich debate😂😂😂
josh's laugh in the first clip awe
1:47 sometimes I don’t think I’m that thirsty but then I get the whole bottle down in just a few... where my dehydrated squad
Better yet the tried to be more hydrated but started to transition and get harassed at toilets
THE HOT DOG, HOLES, AND TOILET THING OMFG
8:51 I glanced at my screen and thought there were 2 Tylers wth
did anyone else try to not blink for a long time when they started talking about it 😂
LMFAO WHY DID IT TAKE TYLER LIKE 6 SECONDS TO REGISTER JOSH’S DRUM JOKE😭
*LOOK AT ALL THE PRESENTS!!* *_SEE YA_*
Tyler: so size is also a prerequisite.
Me: TWHEGFUHW THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
I can’t wait for the next album!
for a long time I've wanted to say that I'm in love with your outro
Yay! New upload! Love this!
"you stawp it"
7:54 just realized Josh looks like a mix of Elliott Smith and Anthony Keidis
12:38 Flash forward to Saturday at the VMA's when Tyler tosses a Ukulele into the crowd
When he was showing his water bottle trick I saw that little creature on his shirt from the song chlorine
if i was the kid with the hot dog question i would definitely cry
The one dislike is the twenty second pilot that didn’t get in the band
n o
just
n o
-Flower Frost- lol is it was a very bad joke
there's SO INTERESTED IN THE HOT DOG HELP IM DEAD 💀
IDK HOW IM EARLY ITS BEEN AN HOUR. YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE RECOGNITION >:(
Their “fans” don’t deserve how awesome those two are.
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7:17 to the good old days
Did I literally just sit here watching two grown men arguing with a little boy if a hotdog was a sandwich at 2 :00 am ??? do I regret it? nope will I probably do it again tomorrow???yea…
"pure talent" aw
1:52 *random fan having a mental breakdown cause josh can drink water*
Circling the boat 6:45 😂
SALT AND VIN VIN FOR DIN DIN. As a salt n vinegar chip enthusiast I am in love and will be saying this forever until the day I die.
*Glances up from milk glass as the "Yeah I think the rules are from ;like 0-8 you can drink milk by itself-" plays*
But I'm fifteen.... *throws glass on the ground*
the blink question is amazing
WELL DONE MY PILOTS!!!
was expecting this vid to like a second long
I'm impressed that he can drink water that fast it takes me hours for me to drink water cuz I take a sip then sit it down 😂
But I am much older than eight but I have at least more than two glasses of milk per day. Lol guess I'll die
"It's my only skill,"
"you stop that >:("
“Look at all the presents! See ya.”
Actually i don’t think “See ya” would be a good sentence lol
I just did the water bottle thing and the cap flew across my room
poor john
Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun bully children and their fans for 14 minutes
it's a donut _sphere_ ... heh.
Damn wish a had a friendship like these two have