I love how they have no ACTUAL methods to prevent people from landing, they just look at you and say "no," then wait to see if your smart enough to listen.
Cannon events on Catachan: A Tyranid Hive fleet arrived, spent about a day in orbit then left because the world was too hostile. An Ork Waaaagh attempted to take the planet…. The locals never saw an Ork come out of the foliage, nor were there any Orkoid Fungus found. Chaos Demons were summoned to try and help take the world for Khorn. The Demons got ‘Nam grade PTSD and refuse to be summoned back. Guilliman arrived after all three of these events happened in the same year and offered reinforcements. The locals responded “We were under attack? Huh, they must have left! We’re good.”
@@voltron8375 the people who did sprints up and down a beach while dancing around machine gun fire. The Turks thought the Australians were making fun of them by running messengers in front of machine gun nests and surviving. And the emus lost when the war was changed into a bounty hunting system…
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I love how they have no ACTUAL methods to prevent people from landing, they just look at you and say "no," then wait to see if your smart enough to listen.
Cannon events on Catachan:
A Tyranid Hive fleet arrived, spent about a day in orbit then left because the world was too hostile.
An Ork Waaaagh attempted to take the planet…. The locals never saw an Ork come out of the foliage, nor were there any Orkoid Fungus found.
Chaos Demons were summoned to try and help take the world for Khorn. The Demons got ‘Nam grade PTSD and refuse to be summoned back.
Guilliman arrived after all three of these events happened in the same year and offered reinforcements. The locals responded “We were under attack? Huh, they must have left! We’re good.”
Catachans are the embodiment of The indomitable human will
I feel like this sounds like a typical day in the remote Australian country 🤔
The funniest thing is that humans found the way to live there.
Must have made headlines on Terra if G man showed up
There is a saying i think about life, i think it fits here! @@wordless7242
The fact that a hive fleet attempted to attack Catachan and the world itself said nuh uh that’s all I gotta know to not go there
Also there was a demonic incursion and NOBODY NOTICED. Seriously.
Kinda like Fenris.
Tyranids: *clears throat* why is it spicy?
Fuck no that's the best planet to live on
@@P.W.N.ed_9000Because you booped the snoot
"only 4 of us left? but we started with over 20!"
Hey that’s a better rate of attrition than the Mechanicus had!
The catachan face Eaters are very happy today 😂
I know everyone wants to see the Catachan as Rambos. But... I mean, with the world... I just see them as Aussies.
The people who lost a war to Emus?
@@voltron8375 I mean... yes.
@@voltron8375 the people who did sprints up and down a beach while dancing around machine gun fire. The Turks thought the Australians were making fun of them by running messengers in front of machine gun nests and surviving. And the emus lost when the war was changed into a bounty hunting system…
Just like Australia, the primary spoken language in Catachan is screaming, meaning that this tourist guide has had extensive training in Gothic.
The only ones screaming are the idiots who didn't learn the actual language and thus didn't understand what "Don't touch that" meant.
Wait…Is Catachan just Space Australia?!!
No it's super space Australia
And the only building somehow that's still standing is the gift shop😅
I was given this vacation by an inquisitor! He said I would love it!! And gave me a lazgun.. is that normal?”
The way Isander in coda describe it is amazing and very accurate to what I have read
Kriegers would go to catachan for a break
Catachan seems like a great spot to holiday actually
Yes to get rid of the family members you hate.
What way was double death? I will go full on doom slayer yeye
That path that had been safe? Barking Toad
Im liking the doubke death path lets explore it.
Awesome 👌👏😂😂😂
Still better than Birmingham travel agency.
Ah, Home. Nothing like it. XD
I’m one of those inner world people
Catachan, the galaxie's Australia.
Is it possible to enter with intent on assimilating into the local population?
An accurate depiction of how it feels to be a queer person living in Barcelona.
Face eater *tries* me *takes off mask*
What do you mean double death?
You die, something brings you back to life and they you die even more