Why I Placed 1,000,000 Bamboo...

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  • Опубликовано: 6 май 2023
  • in this video i planted over 1,000,000 bambo on this server! and it was insane!
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    Like Parrot / ParrotX2 Lifesteal SMP Series where he broke bedrock or blew up 12.240 TNT. Not Technoblade / TommyInnit / or any other Dream SMP member. This is a new and original Minecraft idea like HermitCraft or LastLife with Grian and MumboJumbo. Survival is harder than Hardcore Minecraft because PVP is on. I escaped this Minecraft prison like Omziiscool but not Parrot or Clownpierce or Spoke with 100+ / 2,193 Bedrock and TNT. This stacked player stole my permanent hearts on the Lifesteal SMP
    Thanks for watching - CJL.. (credit to gismo for the thumbnail)
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Комментарии • 432

  • @Seth_CR7
    @Seth_CR7 11 месяцев назад +1524

    “I wonder who placed all this bamboo at spawn”
    Also CJL with bamboo all around his base and an entire bamboo farm

  • @KingMako30
    @KingMako30 11 месяцев назад +1021

    Invisibility potions would've made this easier. Even if they spot you, they wouldn't see your name until you were slain and had it show up in chat.

    • @CJL
      @CJL  10 месяцев назад +212

      I had glowing lol

    • @connorson3468
      @connorson3468 10 месяцев назад +64

      Also they would see all ppl on the server on the server list soooo when CJL is alone with someone else they just need to look at the server list

    • @hassanrizwan6304
      @hassanrizwan6304 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@connorson3468 yeah

    • @notnow7302
      @notnow7302 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@amberwoodside3399 they would still see on tab who was it, he planted only when there was no one and someone would immediately know it's him if they were 1v1

    • @kylekataryn3454
      @kylekataryn3454 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@CJL it's not a lie to say you're not the "bamboo bandit" because that's their name, not yours.

  • @Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter
    @Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter 11 месяцев назад +642

    Perfect way to throw them off...
    Say your base was hit by the bamboo bandit.
    And hit some others to sow the seeds of doubt.

    • @CJL
      @CJL  11 месяцев назад +119

      This would have been really good lol

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@CJL I tried a water trap to kill monsters that didn't work out, but ...
      I had six buckets of water funnel into a center point and put a door in front of it facing off a cliff over water.
      Whoever opens the door is hit by a burst of water with some much pressure it knocks the person off the cliff into the water.
      The shock value was it kills the person that opens the door and blows their equipment all over the place floating on the sea below the cliff.
      a.) My thirty year old cousin, " Christ WTF ?! .. How that happen, lets try that again !"
      b.) My cousin sister, just a state of mild confusion.
      c.) My cousin's wife, .. she didn't find it too funny at the lest.
      So my cousin built a water tower above the safe house, and told his wife to use the back door. So she used the front door and flooded the main base, drowning, dying, respawning, and drowning again in repeated cycles till my cousin open and close the water pipe from the outside.
      Needless to say, his wife wasn't happy.
      2.) Find a working mine pit, tunnel in and up creating a mushroom. create six water fountains leading down a center shaft.
      When the miner returns to the pit to finish working, they remove the placement block and flood their location drowning.
      My cousin created a Neither Portal, so since I was new to the game and he was sleeping on the couch. I went through the portal dying a dozen times. But in one spot I manage to tunnel in and safeguard myself. I created the water trap and place a cube block of ore to bait him.
      When he removed the ore, he was water pushed straight out into a larva pit.
      b.) After he got BLOWN off the cliff with my prank, he looked at me and said, " OHH ! Soo, .. you been through the portal a few times ! "
      Larva traps are fun too.

  • @Mariwend
    @Mariwend 10 месяцев назад +87

    It makes it way harder to disguise yourself considering your constantly surrounded by a radiant light capable of piercing through solid objects.

  • @thermobarickitten1062
    @thermobarickitten1062 11 месяцев назад +565

    Those pandas are gonna be REALLY happy...

  • @Willsion
    @Willsion 11 месяцев назад +341

    This video is a perfect combination of humour and story, AMAZING job cjl!

    • @Makranime
      @Makranime 11 месяцев назад +5

      hello willsion

  • @Dark_Vekx
    @Dark_Vekx 11 месяцев назад +200

    Honestly, I think the bamboo looks good. It adds life to the boring ass planes of nothingness

  • @Stryph_
    @Stryph_ 11 месяцев назад +170

    I still have SO MUCH BAMBOO to clean up 💀

  • @Clip_It1
    @Clip_It1 11 месяцев назад +107

    I can imagine your pain dealing with the lag from breaking a bunch of them down at once

  • @nikrotar6980
    @nikrotar6980 11 месяцев назад +61

    CJL 100% failed math bro planted 350k bamboo and said 750k left. No words man

    • @parijaatwaghmare7624
      @parijaatwaghmare7624 11 месяцев назад

      ?

    • @_mobile_task_force
      @_mobile_task_force 11 месяцев назад +4

      750k + 350k isnt a Million- it’s 1.1million

    • @runosounds
      @runosounds 10 месяцев назад +3

      Naw he just subtracted 100K for all the bamboo stalks that he double stacked by accident 😆

  • @kais-alr
    @kais-alr 9 месяцев назад +12

    ngl they totally should have called you something like 'the bamboozler' because calling you a bandit implies you were stealing bamboo, when it was kinda the opposite, plus you bamboozled the entire server by creating the biggest mystery, and it sounds cooler

  • @DemonWolfLov45
    @DemonWolfLov45 10 месяцев назад +30

    The team that is trying to win this 'find the bamboo bandit' challenge: *attempting to guilt trip cjl*
    cjl: "I miss the part, where's that's my problem"

  • @Reeon
    @Reeon 11 месяцев назад +53

    bro's the bamboo bandit 💀

  • @peter-rg9jf
    @peter-rg9jf 10 месяцев назад +29

    If i were to do that, i would hide a few bamboo filled chests close to spawn, and some empty ones and one half full, then i would be able to claim that i found it on accident and stole some, i would also do something like a nether road taking them to a false hideout with a Farm

  • @affemitwaffe7407
    @affemitwaffe7407 11 месяцев назад +21

    This video really inspired me im now trying to cover the entire minecraft world with bamboo

  • @secret6338
    @secret6338 10 месяцев назад +11

    Rolled a 2 on persuasion, but they rolled a 1 on perception.

  • @robot_6183
    @robot_6183 10 месяцев назад +8

    plant tons of mangrove trees around burnable wooden structures , they are hell to remove and take forever (in my experience)

  • @white_as_paper
    @white_as_paper 11 месяцев назад +38

    absolutely beautifully created and a legendary vid im new here and more minecraft youtubers like you should be blowing up to 3 mil subs

  • @InfamousJJ
    @InfamousJJ 11 месяцев назад +8

    bamboo bandit!!!

  • @idunnowhattoname
    @idunnowhattoname 11 месяцев назад +8

    “did you place any bamboo”
    “yeah…”
    me : not any but it’s ALOT

  • @MINIVOID1063
    @MINIVOID1063 11 месяцев назад +16

    Your a funny and very entertaining person. And you male high quality videos. Hope you go far lol. Well deserved

    • @lpfsa
      @lpfsa 11 месяцев назад

      poop

  • @WallysVoid
    @WallysVoid 10 месяцев назад +6

    You know, if you’re gonna lie, you should have admitted your house has bamboo, but tell them someone had been stealing it.

  • @tessaelto1472
    @tessaelto1472 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro this cracked me up😭 so wholesome and randomly hilarious

  • @hamohaharemix13
    @hamohaharemix13 10 месяцев назад +4

    As 1.20 is out by now that would be realllllly useful!

  • @kagetani7705
    @kagetani7705 11 месяцев назад +5

    i love his personality its just fun to watch.

  • @LiterallyLukas
    @LiterallyLukas 11 месяцев назад +11

    Awesome video CJL!!!

  • @azafreak
    @azafreak 9 месяцев назад +3

    And then they met their greatest enemy,
    The letter R

  • @ArcadeOrca
    @ArcadeOrca 11 месяцев назад +2

    You're so funny! The editing is amazing too!! Keep it up 👍

  • @theorangeoof926
    @theorangeoof926 4 месяца назад +1

    “So you’re saying that the Bamboo Bandit built a bamboo wall and farm in your base, blew your base and his farm up and then wrapped up and left?”
    “Wow, that’s based.”

  • @Gelo222
    @Gelo222 10 месяцев назад +3

    i remember watching this guys streams when he hosted private games on hypixel

  • @muhammadgreen
    @muhammadgreen 11 месяцев назад +2

    bro rly bam-boozled them

  • @OnlyASquid
    @OnlyASquid 11 месяцев назад +6

    Bros fr the bamboozler 😮

    • @CamoEye
      @CamoEye 11 месяцев назад

      LOL

  • @TheMinecraftBlockHD
    @TheMinecraftBlockHD 8 месяцев назад

    Awesome video man!

  • @Captainukes
    @Captainukes 10 месяцев назад +2

    Love the way he gaslit everyone 😂

  • @MisterZalgo
    @MisterZalgo 11 месяцев назад +4

    Should there to be logs of cj placing several 100 thousand items during all the times the bandit struck

  • @xhv8632
    @xhv8632 11 месяцев назад +2

    This guy is the best !I dont know how he hasnt blown up?!

  • @ChiffoiMC
    @ChiffoiMC 11 месяцев назад +14

    i loved the part where the bamboo bandit bamboozled all over the place

  • @-angelz
    @-angelz 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love this video sm u deserve 500k subs

  • @ClumsyToast
    @ClumsyToast 10 месяцев назад

    Hahah, I love this kind of stuff. Subscribed!!

  • @paramitayolandatantri6380
    @paramitayolandatantri6380 10 месяцев назад

    AND CONGRATS U PLANTED ONE MILLION BAMBOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @PLZBAN.N0AH
    @PLZBAN.N0AH 4 месяца назад

    Bamboo bandit lore goes crazyy

  • @error4life199
    @error4life199 11 месяцев назад +3

    Dude, imagine the mod apotheosis was installed those bamboo would grow up to 30ish blocks high.

  • @Georgetheone
    @Georgetheone 11 месяцев назад +3

    You should make a bamboo farm next time!

  • @winter7614
    @winter7614 11 месяцев назад +2

    they have been bamboozled

  • @PandaciteYT
    @PandaciteYT 11 месяцев назад +7

    Yessir, as a panda i encourage this content

  • @BeruTheMonarch
    @BeruTheMonarch 8 месяцев назад

    video was great! Earned my sub:)

  • @papashoovi
    @papashoovi 11 месяцев назад +6

    next time you gotta plant 1 billion seeds over the server

  • @Seth_CR7
    @Seth_CR7 11 месяцев назад +6

    CJL is such a bad liar which I guess is a good thing but when Beary found him near sharkz I already had an entire story in my head that would make it look 100% like he was like innocent

    • @Chara_Dreemurr1
      @Chara_Dreemurr1 11 месяцев назад

      He was wandering the server and saw a nametag. Was looking at it then saw it was sharkz. Then decided to leave. But beary logged on at that moment.

  • @iEdwin1000
    @iEdwin1000 9 месяцев назад

    man this video was entertaining, great job man. what editor do you use?

  • @FlamingBlueZack2
    @FlamingBlueZack2 10 месяцев назад

    ... this guy is so convincing I subed as soon as he told me to lol

  • @Dajan456
    @Dajan456 9 месяцев назад

    like how they meet up ingame to meet up in discord vc
    very immersive

  • @Saphintosh
    @Saphintosh 4 месяца назад

    "Say it again, Bart"
    "Bamboo"
    "YAYYYYYYY"

  • @GGE415
    @GGE415 4 месяца назад

    This is one of the least-destructive but = hilarious troll moves lol😂

  • @DylPicklee
    @DylPicklee 11 месяцев назад +1

    I WAS WAITING FOR THISSSS GG

  • @irenewoods3666
    @irenewoods3666 5 месяцев назад

    CJL: Boba collecting of the bamboo area … what am I saying

  • @_.curiousbloos._2586
    @_.curiousbloos._2586 9 месяцев назад

    *whole base surrounded by bamboo**
    **cjl: why are they getting suspicious of me?!**

  • @michealking6425
    @michealking6425 10 месяцев назад +13

    Worst mystery on the server, there was so much evidence against you (playtime,bamboo home, bamboo farm, placed bamboo statistics). Then again, deductions are easier when you can see from both sides

  • @Lind37
    @Lind37 11 месяцев назад +1

    This was AMAZING

  • @rosscelot8589
    @rosscelot8589 11 месяцев назад +4

    You could say that the server got Bamboozled

  • @user-fg2cm1fw8p
    @user-fg2cm1fw8p 7 месяцев назад

    you should've done a bamboo planter, and had someone light the bamboo on fire.

  • @rufavulpes
    @rufavulpes 11 месяцев назад +1

    ngl when i saw the thumbnail my first thought was "damn that backyard is overgrown" and the next moment was "WAIT THAt'S MINECRAFT!?"

  • @CashTheAmazing
    @CashTheAmazing 8 месяцев назад

    i just love this guys voice its so amazing not to be rude but it makes it more funny im really sorry if it hurts or if ur insecure about it

  • @collinkim9839
    @collinkim9839 8 месяцев назад

    shouldve called him the bamboozler

  • @shanksvalo
    @shanksvalo 11 месяцев назад +1

    WAKE UP! CJL JUST POSTED 🎉

  • @catalyst999
    @catalyst999 11 месяцев назад +2

    love your vids bro

  • @CamoEye
    @CamoEye 11 месяцев назад +1

    The great comeback!

  • @llawliet7163
    @llawliet7163 11 месяцев назад

    ive definitely never seen this exact video multiple times before

  • @24k_kevy
    @24k_kevy 11 месяцев назад +2

    bamboo bandit💀💀

  • @only1bladetitan
    @only1bladetitan 8 месяцев назад

    They should’ve named him the “Bamboozler”

  • @ItsTakend
    @ItsTakend 10 месяцев назад

    the bamboo bandit got his base

  • @Zorzxy
    @Zorzxy 10 месяцев назад

    GOOD JOB KEEP MAKING CONTENT MIGHT BE FUTRE SPOKE!!!

  • @blakemclelland6481
    @blakemclelland6481 8 месяцев назад

    should have named him the bamboozler

  • @MeggaGiantMan
    @MeggaGiantMan 4 месяца назад

    "HOW DO THEY KNOW ITS ME??" *goes home and is surrounded by 100k bamboo*

  • @josephmc5923
    @josephmc5923 8 месяцев назад

    This made me sub

  • @rayyanalikamran6214
    @rayyanalikamran6214 9 месяцев назад

    nice man

  • @fossilbones
    @fossilbones 11 месяцев назад

    i love your accent and all of the cuts XD

  • @RealComustingCardboard
    @RealComustingCardboard 11 месяцев назад +1

    this video has so many cuts it made my scissors jealous

  • @MrOrmanley
    @MrOrmanley 9 месяцев назад

    Bamboo Bandit is pretty cool, but how about; *THE BAMBOOZLER?!*

  • @JIMNITHONG
    @JIMNITHONG 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'M GONNA TRY THIS ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER

  • @ArtemIsABadName
    @ArtemIsABadName 11 месяцев назад +1

    6:45 Bamdit
    “aw maw gawd bruh, wha da hieell yo shut yo ass bro”

  • @blakedmc1989RaveHD
    @blakedmc1989RaveHD 10 месяцев назад +1

    bamboo for me means more sticks to trade with villagers and still have enough sticks for other things

  • @expchan
    @expchan 11 месяцев назад +4

    bro just placed some bamboo💀

    • @Makranime
      @Makranime 11 месяцев назад

      yoo expchan

  • @paultbb3498
    @paultbb3498 9 месяцев назад

    amazing video

  • @craystars1506
    @craystars1506 11 месяцев назад +1

    i started to watch the video an started laughing every 15 seconds because of the funniest randomness

  • @rguess
    @rguess 9 месяцев назад

    "How does he speculate it's me," maybe it's the base surrounded in bamboo.

  • @ginnyvore2329
    @ginnyvore2329 10 месяцев назад

    I have done this. In two days I covered the entire spawn in bamboo and spruce trees

  • @Deannawhite92
    @Deannawhite92 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hello this is the first video I am watching of yours and I would like to know what time you get on the smp today so I can team up with you

  • @aidenchapman
    @aidenchapman 10 месяцев назад

    Unless you did shulkers off camera that can't be 1m bamboo because if each was 12 high you would need 48.22 shulkers full of stacks of bamboo

  • @AAHumann_
    @AAHumann_ 10 месяцев назад

    you really bamboozled them

  • @KessokuBassist
    @KessokuBassist 10 месяцев назад +1

    Eientei gonna appear in the bamboo

  • @princekhatri88
    @princekhatri88 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bro will you try to grow some in real life too btw love your videos.

  • @rxsegardenn
    @rxsegardenn 10 месяцев назад

    I've been subbed since 72k and I'm so glad I've stayed

  • @syndrome7589
    @syndrome7589 9 месяцев назад +1

    Can’t believe they missed out on calling you The bamboozler 🤦‍♀️

    • @CJL
      @CJL  9 месяцев назад +1

      facts tho

  • @Petscopgamer
    @Petscopgamer 11 месяцев назад +2

    do you know you could put a sign up that says it was the bamboo bandit after your house got destroyed and show it to your friends be like what the heck boom nobody suspicious of you

  • @levirodgers4087
    @levirodgers4087 10 месяцев назад

    You could say you Bamboozled them hahaha ah okay I'm gonna go now.

  • @Valyona7025
    @Valyona7025 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'd think that destroying your own bamboo base right after being accused of having one is a bad move. Should've just removed all your important items from the base and anything that would tip off that you owned the base, and just leave the base fully intact while you're relocated elsewhere.
    Edit: Nvm, watched a bit more into the video. My idea was very smart but wouldn't have worked if he already knew of the base's existence

  • @MisterZalgo
    @MisterZalgo 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao that’s like blowing up your meth lab but leaving all the equipment for the cops to find 5 yards away lol

  • @pkxma
    @pkxma 10 месяцев назад +2

    "dey bwoke the bambwoo"

  • @voidzilla7282
    @voidzilla7282 10 месяцев назад

    You sparked a fire in me to start annoying my friends with bamboo now

  • @Chloe22369
    @Chloe22369 10 месяцев назад

    The Bamboozler