Haikyu!! Abridged - Episode 1
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
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I do
Hello. I was just wondering, is this season 1? And will you be posting all of the episodes in Haikyuu?
😮
"my wife is also home, will that be a problem?"
"no...no, that's mine too now"
Forgot the “thank you very much 😂” it just makes it funnier
And “I got us an hour!”
What free stuff you got for me!?
This is how hinata was supposed to act. This hinata is now canon.
I’m sorry but what is canon?
@@maiamae7976 it means something that actually happened in the series or something that is confirmed by the creator.
“YAH” **Tiny hinata footsteps running away**
"THANKSCOACHDAD!"
"ARE YOU OUR NEW COACH? MY HEART WILL LITERALLY SHATTER INTO A MILLION PEICES IF YOU ZAY NO!"
"HEY ASAHI WE GOT A NEW COACH DAD!"
fr tho
THOSE YAMAGUCHI PARTS WERE CRUEL..
"NO ONES EVER BEEN THAT NICE TO ME BEFORE.." NOOOKSDKSLAS
HE MOANED WHEN HE RECEIVED THE BALL
@@Hannah-vm8el STOADHSAJHAS
The coach is the only sane human there.
And also the funniest part (at least for me).
No, that doesn't sound right.
U call that sane!?
Oh god the coach. Hahahahaha.
True dat
“IS IT ME?! AM I THE PERVERT??” I’m dead
100th like 😌👍
I just passed that part- 😭😭
He’s not wrong I also thought that
Haikyuu fans be like.
9:40
Your welcome-
“They’re like Tom and Jerry, but if they teamed up and played volleyball!”
I- 😂 kinda?
I mean, he’s not wrong
Did he lie
GEEE~T CHU MAN LOOKIN SELF IN HE!!
Wait it totally is
hey where do i watch this for free
"Unless a literal wall goes to date tech" to be fair theyre all like 6'5 and jacked
AND they stand side by side. Basically a wall
Yeah, Aone is literally built like a brick shit house
Heeyyyy 420 likes 😎✌
@@liandryss905 Damn bro now u got me hoping they make a Wall Maria reference
Apparently they had 3 sets of underwear in his mouth
“Show me the Life-sized Ice Cream Barney!”
🤣🤣🤣
It was a T R I C K
@@Jojosthabestz *gasps in French*
@@Jojosthabestz *✨Nicki Yams is kinda-*
@@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 ✨Le g a s p✨
It’s just the original plot and character conflicts from the perspective of the coach, with absolutely no context. UTTER GENIUS.
Omg it is and thats what makes it so good 🤣🤣
I'm the hundredth like on this comment; therefore, they must make more content of this brilliant caliber.
“ROUND AFTER ROUND, DOWN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES” I feel like I was given fangirl vision for this show
You were and it was beautiful.
When I saw given I thought you meant the anime-
”READY TO RECEIVE” 😂
@@poopiehead1 MADAAA
I can’t stop laughing help it’s 3 am 😭
Nobody’s talking about when tadashi said nobody’s ever been nice to him. And that tsukki literally wants to kill his teammates. This parody has so many little things, good job mates 👏👏👏
Oh God
Oml
Nice pfp and name, bruhv
Murder in Tsukkis eyes is acceptable.
@@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella thank you pretty swag user yourself
@@feralratking1638 *gang gang✨*
I think ur earings r pretty trash too😌
But then I also think it's lovely
"you'd be dreaming of me if it were a dream."
😂😂😂😂 I can't!
10:38 “Can you guys leave? This is where I sleEeP~”
and everything after that, I’M ORBITING
😂
LMFAO
😢@@oksanathompson5771
"we're still talking about volleyball right"
“We are definitely no longer talking about volleyball.” 😂
Damn. Coach was right. It does sound like sex stuff. 🤣🤣🤣
That is now my favorite line in this dude I have no idea what is happening but I love it
No no we are
@@cg5380 NOT. WE ARE NOT!
"IS IT ME? AM I THE PERVERT? THIS IS OBVIOUSLY I CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX"
(this was amazing)
I sadly had to mess up 420 likes
I'm sorry the devil has now tainted your comment even further 😂😂
Nevermind some people fixed the number
No Ukai, you're not the only one
I saw this just as the part popped up.
🛳
“dude.....that guy just took your wife!” - Ryū Tanaka
"What free shit ya got for ME!?"
“HEY!”
“Uh- yes, Coach Dad?”
“YOU’RE A FREAK OF NATURE!”
“Well, that’s kind of mean-“
idk why but i heard, 'you're gangsta!!!' lol
"The cell is the powerhouse of the mitochondria."
I might be crying at this point 😂😂😭
lmfao
That legit confused me😭 I had to spend a couple of minutes trying to figure out what's wrong with that statement lol
I had to read that like two times to realize something was wrong
Timestap?
"you got trapped in a bathroom trying to push a pull door for *three hours* "
sounds like something Tanaka and Noya would do-
“Hey Sugawara, I wanna fu- *christmas ad plays*
OMG I LITERALLY SAW A CHRISTMAS AD TOO AND AT THAT TIME DISEJIDMSSNAI’
i had that and i got a football ad
WAIT SAME HERE
I GOT A NUT ADD LMFAOO
I got a lotion add 😭
No, no, Coach Ukai. They are definitely talking about volleyball. Nishinoya, though...this is his world. We're all just living in it.
PLEASE YOURE EVERYWHERE
AT THIS POINT I JUST NEED TO SPOT A JELLAL PFP IN THE COMMENTS AND BOOM, THERE YOU ARE
I will find you
You have a moustache....
@@burrito9334 I see you've found his twin
Jessel yes. Yes I have.
Ukai: “NOW take ur scrawny ass out of here before I call the police”
Takeda: “No”
Ukai: *sigh* “well played”
"Do you have an off button?" Actually the most relatable quote in this series.
I was about to say that 💀 🤣 😂
FRRRR
Tbh it’s kageyama for me
I feel like I’m watching Hailyu! But the role of main character was switched.
the coach is the main character lmao
@must protecc squad LMAO
i would definitely watch a show centered around ukai
@@itsmexoxurmom absoLUTELY. My dad’s a really involved high school basketball coach so I’m naturally interested in ukai and takeda, and would love to see ukai actually.... like... do more in the show DLGKSKJF and this ukai is HILARIOUS
8:43 "shit man, i hate taking asahis balls" caught me off guard ngl i laughed so hard my cereal milk came up my nose
NO ONES TALKING ABOUT:
"UH-YES COACH DAD??"
AHHAHAHSJSJJDJDD
@Michael Gross LMFAOOOOOO GAFSJGFKHMSAG
@Michael Gross um- no
@Michael Gross wha-
@Michael Gross Micheal, GROSS
Ukai is the most realistic character, and he got tricked by the promise of a life-size ice cream Barney.
You're telling me you wouldn't drop everything for a life-size ice cream Barney?
@@gubbinsm122 *y e s*
@@gubbinsm122 I mean me and my track team got tricked by the promise of a life sized ice cream hulk at Disneyland
1:54 ✨click✨it✨it's✨Yamaguchi's✨EêugH✨
@@misswensday.. sorry if it made you uncomfortable im gonna delete it😥
@@misswensday.. ikrrr,, im sorry i misunderstood your comment😅😅
the most unrealistic part of this is that Takeda has a wife...
@Lea Fawcett his wife? No,
LMAO THATS WHAT YOUR STUCK ON EJEHSJDH
Yeeeaahhh that man is definitely not straight 😂😂
Lmao Takeda IS the wife 😂
“I’m really good at getting on my knees and begging” HE SAID THAT TO UKAI. in WHAT REALITY IS THAT MAN STRAIGHT??
“Beating the sh*t out of kids!” Isn’t exactly what I expected grown ass men to be cheering happily but then again, I’m a teen as we feel the same way so...
Ukai is me watching this anime. You start thinking it’s cringe and kind of over the top but 3 episodes in you’re suddenly invested
I kinda thought Haikyuu was cringe at first. But as I continued watching it I realized how good, funny, and interesting it was as well.
*“Imma be real with you chief, I ain’t got no clue what you’re talking about, but keep going”*
IM SORRY- WHAT WAS THAT NOISE YAMAGUCHI MADE- WHEN HE MISSED THE BALL “EUAH”😂😂😂
What we wrote in the script was:
Yamaguchi: *Exaggerated moan*
@@Coffinjockey omg lmao 😂
@@Coffinjockey LMFAO
BRO IT WAS SO FUNNY
1:53
2:00
*person shows human decency*
Yams: “no one has ever been that nice to me before, thank you”
honest title: "if haikyuu was directed by americans"
I mean you didn't lie
Fr 👀
Where.is.the.lie- 👁👄👁
All crackhead energy and weird sentimental moments with stupid back stories 🤣
I can one hundred percent say this is accurate
honestly if it was kageyama coach ukai and nishinoya would've dropped so many F bombs
What I love about this :
1. Coach Ukai being my spirit animal
2. Ukai promised the team to go to Disneyworld
3. Kageyama and Hinata are Tom and Jerry
4. Kageyama has anime protagonist bullsh*t
5. Daichi and Suga has a secret romance subplot from behind the scenes
6. Asahi sounding like hes fuck Suga, Noya and Tanaka
7. The Blonde dude on Asahi's team was eating underwear for god knows what
8. 6:08 it’s Kirito from SAO abridged😂😂😂
“If you don’t get your buns on the court and slap some balls, I’m gonna do it” VERY NICE WORDING. VERY NICE.
“I hate taking Asahi’s balls ;(”
STOPPPSKSKKSKSDOD
OH GOSH 😂
"you got trapped in a bathroom trying to push a pull door for for three hours"
I mean, let's be honest here. No one _actually_ expects to be able to exit the stall, without first having to lean back over the toilet while opening the door and simultaneously hoping not to fall in, as it flushes with the force to remove your soul. What was he expecting?
PLEASE THE COACH BEING THE ONLY SANE ONE IS KILLING ME. WHEN THEYRE BEING DRAMATIC AS FUCK AND HES JUST 👀
👁👄👁
Sane one
"Show me the life sized ice cream barney"
FR
@@dylanb659 hey, I'd like certain characters to be ice cream as well
"Ill be there on my hands a knees ready to receive! no matter what you're up against, you just need to keep asking for more! round after round, keep asking for another, never stop!" -Nishinoya
*istg this is going in my school year book*
Lmao
Is no one going to talk about the fact ukai told asahi “to get his man bun looking ass in here and play”💀💀
That made me laugh so hard 😂😂
the way the dub says basically the same thing too is even better 💔💔💔chop chop man bun
I was trying not to laugh so hard since it's late
It’s my favorite line lmao
Fr 🤣
You made this "Free" but with volleyball.....why.....I love this but why!
Because Haikyuu!! is Free! but with volleyball. 😂
@@invisiblechicken nope, nope, nope! Get that evil out of here haha
The audio is from "Free" ?
@@karenuruchima6733 no
50% Off😭
“cAUSE IM THE ACE? ACE? IM THE ACE?”
“no- loOK AT ME 🙄🙄💔💔🪱🚪🏃♀️💨🤡🥸😤💩💩👽🤖👻”
Why aren’t we talking about when asahi said “oh crap I killed him, not again!” Like boy you’ve killed someone?!
He’s too soft he would never 🥺
"when will me rein of terror end??""
@@tobi79777 I laughed really hard at that- I wheezed 🤣
We all know he would never..
*or would he*
"Asahi looks like he's liked a man or two in that shot"
“He adopted all of us and promised to stay forever and get us tickets to enter Disney world! ASAHI!”
“Hey keep your voice down nishinoya might hear you- *wait disney world?-* “
Thanks for catching that. Hinata was talking so fast I couldn’t understand
@@bethanygrishaw7159 same
So is nobody going to mention that the voice actor af Kirito from Swort Art Online Abridged is in this? ^^
@@samlerf “alright” *stomps feet in unison* “BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KIDS”
@@adrielcruz2736 At volleyball
7:54 "God DAMN it, now I tune into this?!" 💀 bro I could've thrown up laughing
This is one of the lines that had me dying fr 🤣
What the hell happened in Singapore ? I really wanna knooow
What happens in Singapore stays in Singapore
We don't speak about the incident
Three underwears in his mouth
@@Sufi39 shhh we don’t talk about what happened
@@bworffnpie but the underwears
This abridged feels like if haikyuu and naruto made a baby but turns out tom and jerry had a secret affair with haikyuu and then that baby was raised by high schoolers which was then given to the audience to be baby sitted.
That was... very detailed
@@idontknow5583 Thank...you..?
@@philipjerichoquiba6288 you're... welcome?
The vibes here are immaculate 👌
WwwwhAT
"and now that he's convinced the ace to join the team"
"i don't care"
“My wife’s also home will that be a problem?”
“No, no that’s also mine now.”
“Thank you very much.”
PLEASEEE I WAS WHEEZING
666 like 😌
😂Im wheezing
We're sure he's not the wife? 😃
Believe that boy will never be straight 🤡
@@valeriao.o923 wtf
"when we fought in the broom closet and I broke the mop"
This is so funny because it sounds like a line from a parody but it's actually what happened xD
"Hey, You! Get your man bun lookin ass in here and play!"
"You're a freak of nature, you know that?!"
jesus I was laughing so hard the whole time I had tears in my eyes...
“UNLESS A LITERAL WALL GOES TO DATE TECH I DONT CARE”-Coach Ukai.
Has ukai seen aone he might as well be a wall.
🤣🤣🤣
When i read this comment, the exact clip or moment happened 😂
DANTE TECH I-
Date tech is a literal wall
When he said “I don’t know the first thing about sportsball”, I felt that
A wise man once said
“Yeah but I wasn’t listening to you then..and that is your fault”
And that wise man was coach ukai
Yessir
during all the dramatic anime stuff when The music cutting out whenever ukai talked broke me.
The Monologues are so accurate, yet so not
i bet this is how they would act in real life
I love how the couch is like "this is just high school"
@@sabothegamer Yeah I know, but then again, isn't high school the time when most drama appears?
"Wha- What... was all of that? I can pick a different kid, it's not a big deal"
I never seen the actual anime, I just watched for kicks and I appreciate how the coach and I had no context for that conversation.
Ok I need to see Oikawa in this.
id loose my mind
imagine the type of "volleyball7u7" conversations between oikawa and iwa chan!!
DUDE ESPECIALLY KAGS AND HIM
please imagine tendou tho-
@@ctewsty imagine his voice HAHAHHAHAHAH
"UNLESS A LITERAL WALL GOES TO DATE TECH I DONT WANNA HER-"
I LOVE HIM 😂
I literally scrolled, saw this comment and read it as they said it in the video 👁👄👁 I'm dead
Real Haikyuu: "I still wanna spike"
"Abridged" Haikyuu: *Goes on 40 second monologue*
Listen, it's totally justified if you fill that 40 seconds with dick jokes, I swear. My dad works for Nintendo.
@@theschmucksquad PFFF😂😂😂
@@theschmucksquad lmao literally ALL I could think of during nishinoya's monologue
I like how he called Noya fun sized 😂
“Fun sized-” 😃I- I’m I feel attacked-
"What- no, you're too short to play the ace. You're the decoy. Everyone thinks you're a threat but you're not. I'M the threat. I'm unstoppable. I'm a god. I'm basically, kamisama's gift to volleyball out there- did you see me? were you looking?? I know you were looking at the other team but did you see ME??? Next time we play I want you to turn around, because it's not gonna matter if you're playing in the game or not, I'M the one that matters. So I want you to- take a look at ME, when I play, but, you know, we are... on the same... team... so- we- were- ahem- Ryuunosuke back me up here"
Pfft-
kageyama really said that-
It shattered me
I commend that you took the time to write this out
It has a strong "I AM THE CRIMSON KING" vibe 😆
“There like Tom and Jerry but if they played volleyball” omg “YOURE A FREAK OF NATURE” 😂 I have no idea what’s happening but it’s hilarious and I love it lmao
8:31
"Were still talking about volleyball right?"
My exact thoughts when I first started watching Haikyuu🤡🤚🏽
“IS IT ME?! AM I THE PERVERT? THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX”
wheezes
YES!!! SOMEONE QUOTED IT!
PLEASE MY LUNGS-
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 IM DEAD
MY LUNGS 😭✋
11:36
“It’s okay I think I just have a Caucasian” 🤣 I what ☠️☠️☠️ 10:34
I missed it the first time 😂😂
ngl i thought he had a stroke the first time i heard it
CAUCASIAN CONCUSSION PLSSKKSSO
“If you don’t get your bun on the court and slap some balls I ain’t doing it” 🤣🤣
No one:
Ukai: *"It's raining Man, hallelujah its raining man--"*
“Can you guys leave? This is where I sleep.”
...
“Dude, that dude just took your WIFE.”
7:50
Is it just me or does anyone else hear him say we f***ed in the broom closet?
Like pretty sure it says fought but...
Brooooooo i heard that too... we hearing weird things bro
"hope mom doesnt have mob connections. ANYMORE"
I LOST ITTTTT
I thought it said mom connections, so this makes more sense
Is this season 1
Ukai is my spirit animal.
He's gonna be the biggest fan boi 😂
Honestly tho
7:05 "there's no way this is a prank. Maybe this is a dream, maybe it's hell. It's not real. No way."
I can't, i just can't 😂😂
So they really gonna make us wait A WHOLE DAY
yep
Oh hey a patreon supporter
Ok, but the fact that Sugawara's voice actually sounded a bit similar to the dub💀💀💀💀💀
"Alright, beating the shit out of kids"
Best line
Ukai: GET YOUR MAN BUN LOOKING AS IN HERE AND PLAY!!!! 😂🤣😭
Im dead 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
“Slap some balls”
There’s no way this is a prank. Maybe a dream. Maybe hell. “If it was a dream you’d be dreaming of me” “Rules that out then”
Hell it is
13:54
The fact that Tanaka was okay with The Gay™ romance between Suga and Dadchi 💀 And was just upset that he doesn't get a romance (y e t).
“This is no longer about volleyball.” This is how the show was really supposed to go.
Yes 😂🤚
What the-
Fr though, we all knew the creators of this video got their hands on the OG manga and anime script and started writing 😂
Now I'm really wondering how Bokuto would be like in this abridged series.
Omg I need this
Dubbed Bokuto is basically an abridged character. So not a whole lot of changes probably.
Discount Murderous Hinata.
I want them to play Bokuto as a completely serious straight man character.
@@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YE
10:12 “I KILLED HIM! Not again...” Yo wait- AGAIN???
“when we fought in the broom closet and I broke the mop” 🤣😭😭 that’s literally what happens I-
this parody revived me, it’s got me running laps
😂
I unironically love the voices for these chars haha
They turned my favourite totally not gay, gay thing gay. Huh. Badass.
We move
Which one
@@itzpheonix4921 Nishinoya
Edit: I just finished the episode and I’m not even sure anymore.
@@jamestitus8404 yeah fr
So im guessing everyone is your favorite character
I love the idea of coach Ukai coming in with no context about the drama that's happening and just being like, "WTF with all the drama here?!?"
Tanaka:Man everyone has great chemistry and I'm just kinda sitting here , I'm gonna start some shit!
I simply asused that they were making fun of the over exaggeration and obsession characters have for their sports in anime...
Then coach went and voiced his thoughts😅
“They’re like Tom and Jerry but if they teamed up and played volleyball.”
10:33 LORD LISTEN TO THIS MANS VOICE
“Damn Asahi. I’m glad there’s another player out for blood on this court... Good on you.”
I'm expecting a lot of references to the gay ships
It is all I want from this series. I don’t care if they beat that joke harder than Kageyama’s team beat Hinata’s team in the first episode.
Yes ma'am
@AnimeGuy16 they said ships, they didn't say canon.
@@invisiblechicken Exactly, like, i (and like 90% of the shipping fandom) ship just for fun, none of us expect or want their ship to be canon, i mean, it's a shonen.
@@invisiblechicken Nice
I LITERALLY JUMPED WHEN HINATA WENT FERAL ON ASAHI-
UKAI IS THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER IN THIS, AINT NOBODY GONNA TELL ME DIFFERENTLY
Nah cos you’re right you’re right
differently
“Goddangit, Singapore all over again.”
*I LOST IT*
wait i actually dont get it can you explain this part ssmksjssjsj
@@xinyi7614 I think its a great pretenders reference.
@@xinyi7614 tbh I don’t either but his tone was what killed me.
Trust me these things happen sometimes, for me and my track team it was a life sized hulk at DisneyLand
I SAW THIS COMMENT RIGHT AS IT HAPPENED IN THE VID AND FOT THE BIGGEST WHIPLASH 😭😭😭😭
AM I THE ONLY ONE CRYING AT COACH UKAI SINGING “It’s Raining Men” AT 0:53 HAHAHA
The one line Tsuki gets in this is about him wanting to shed his teammates blood and I am now realizing for the fourth abridged series in a row my favorite character is a psycho, hinted at, serial killer... And for some reason I am perfectly fine with this turn of events.
Right?! I dissolved into gleeful giggles and a slight squeal
And that Asahi has been accidentally committing war crimes. I cannot wait to see them team up. Art imitates life
This just feels like the actual mood of the dub but some rando crashed into the booth and voiced Ukai, not knowing jack shit 😂
I- PLSSSSSS💀
Honestly tho, those are the vibes that Coach Ukai emits in the actual dub anyway, sooo....