Homer Needs Money
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Homer Simpson is fired from the power plant again and he needs money for beer. After getting rejected by Marge and many churches, he gets desperate and resorts to stealing from Bart's piggybank.
So if you havent noticed yet some of my edits are starting to get more complicated. The initial clip where homer says "mmm beer" while watching tv is pieced together from several clips and heavily photoshopped. I also rotoscoped homer drinking beer complaining about his money woes, normally that clip was in the power plant cafeteria.
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio)(31):
S01E03 - Homer's Odyssey
S02E10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
S02E19 - Lisa's Substitute
S03E05 - Homer Defined
S03E07 - Treehouse of Horror II
S03E08 - Lisa's Pony
S03E14 - Lisa the Greek
S03E20 - Colonel Homer
S04E11 - Homer's Triple Bypass
S04E16 - Duffless
S05E09 - The Last Temptation of Homer
S06E02 - Lisa's Rival
S06E17 - Homer vs. Patty and Selma
S07E07 - King-Size Homer
S07E12 - Team Homer
S08E09 - El Viaje M
S08E18 - Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
S08E24 - The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
S09E16 - Dumbbell Indemnity
S09E19 - Simpson Tide
S10E05 - When You Dish Upon a Star
S11E18 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
S12E05 - Homer vs. Dignity
S12E09 - HOMR
S13E05 - The Blunder Years
S14E09 - Strong Arms of the Ma
S15E07 - Tis the Fifteenth Season
S16E08 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
S19E03 - Midnight Towboy
S20E02 - Lost Verizon
S20E08 - The Burns and the Bees
+ Lots of screenshots and photoshop work not mentioned
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
Patreon: / darksimpsons
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So this is the "and they were saved by.... oh, let's just say Moe" ending!
Haha, Moe always saves the day!
Be careful what you wish for!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Homer became so distraught, he reverted to his Season 1 voice.
Good times! Lol
@Igor Sedlák "So, sir, you say you're going to jump off a building unless you find out if 'straught' is a word?"
I like his season 1 voice, it feels oddly... normal.
Dude went through puberty right there.
At least you said just revert and not revert back. When people say the latter, it makes no sense, since you're basically saying change back back.
On this episode, Homer goes to Moe's to get hammered
😉👍 hahaha
(rimshot)
and ends up getting nailed ;)
which end of the hammer do you think he used first
Moe is his "life partner"
"I was born a trouser snake handler and I'll die a trouser snake handler."
Hahaha brilliant! 😉👍
Typical Pagans.
@@helenlovejoy2613 get out of here
@@helenlovejoy2613 PERVERT!
Poisonous devils, they are.
It must have taken ALL of Mr. Plow’s willpower not to get distracted by Bart sleeping. He really must have been desperate!
Haha, plowing Bart doesn't bring in the dough, he's got a family to feed hahaha
Won't somebody please think of the children!
He's not Mr. Plow anymore, he's now Mr. Plowed.
Oddly wholesome. Instead of selling his son into slavery like I thought, he just finds out that he's actually into rough gay sex, and Moe doesn't mind paying for it.
Haha, a happy ending? No way!...
I don't think moe pays him but instead they do it as a S&M show and people pay it
He saved the sex slavery plot for next week I guess
Moe: "That's right, i'm a sex worker"
@@MrZongalito Either way, I was expecting a snuff film, so to see Homer alive and with all his limbs more or less intact was a relief.
1:16
Homer: Plow or steal the money
Homers brain: with money we can plow more people
Homer: how
Homers brain: with money you can exchange it for favours
Right? Mr. Plow spared Bart that night.
eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
Ding! Eat the pud.
So I’m not the only one who thought that.
"I could do a lot of things if I had some money."
He should have auctioned himself, like Bart.
Another reason to use the Michael Jackson clip
Lol I wonder how much Homer would go for in an auction, half a buck!
@@DarkSimpsons What, only now that I'm reading the comments I'm realizing maybe the plot twist wasn't Homer selling his organs through Moe!
@@DarkSimpsons 2 bits a gander.
He would have ended up in the reject pile like Moe.
So is Moe the new Plow King?
If you plow Mr. Plow, you become Mr. Plow lol
I’m not even done watching the video, but seeing this comment makes me nervous already lmao
Two types of people in this world: the plowers and the plowed.
If you're not a plower, guess what that makes you... 😜
@@ZuluRomeo Mr. Plowed
Wait, where's Barney?
Moe: Who's the better Mr.Plow, huh, Homer?
Lol, if you plow Mr. Plow, you get all his powers
See, given how Homer can take an absurd amount of punishment, this seems like a natural move for him.
Lol, he's such a good provider for his family
I was wondering if we would get a "Hello China" moment
Haha maybe soon!
This is Homer’s journey to his new foot fetish :-o
Lol Homer really seems more like an ass man
@@DarkSimpsons So what you're saying is, he does go for those backdoor shenanigans.
@@DarkSimpsonshe'll get that sweet can
When you can't have his wife, so you have to settled in with him instead.
Haha, close enough!
Basically, "Secondhand Sex."
Dark Simpsons, season 32 episodes of The Simpsons are completed.
Thanks! I'll binge watch them all soon for ideas
The Simpsons was a huge part of me learning English at a business level. I've seen episodes from the first 14 seasons so many times, that many would call it an obsession. To think of the amount of time you must have spent watching this show is mind boggling.
Haha, i grew up on it like any other 90's kid, but i never grew out of it
me too, Simpsons might be the main reason I can speak some reasonable English. “What?! Inflammable means flammable? What a country!”
I became fluent in english thanks to Simpsons & Family Guy, still love the shows and always will, even if the new episodes aren't as good :)
That immediately reminds me of when Germans took over the nuclear plant. "I must have phrased that badly. My English is how you say, IN-EL-E-GANT."
Ditto! Watched the first 10 seasons in French, knew every line by heart and then watched the same episodes in English... I'd recommend that method to anyone who's looking to become fluent in English. More enjoyable than school books at least!
After the arrangement with Moe, Homer was spending money like a teenage Arab. He even bought Moe a Rolex and cashmere jeans in exchange for Moe hitting the sweet spot.
Lol, Homer does like to spend. He'll start with upgrading his car with a front and rear spoiler.
He wasn't as nearly willing to part with his cash when it was his turn to contribute to the collection plate at Church.
I love how you start the video with those newspaper headlines that were only in Burns' imagination in the actual episode lol
Haha, that's half the fun lol, knowing the context of the actual clips
you _think_ it's sex, but actually at 1:36 moe realizes he can generate unlimited ash trays (and perhaps even other moe-branded merchandise) by beating homer with a sledgehammer
Haha, free ash trays? Sweet deal!
😐
I knew homer was desperate but I never thought he'd sink this low 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha he needs his beer
I on the other hand anticipated him sinking this low. Marge really should divorce her husband because she'd save herself a considerable amount of embarrassment.
@@helenlovejoy2613 you’re married to a man that loves trains
@@jacobsvlog6293 Well he does play with his trains quite a bit, but no minister could replace my Timothy, he's one of a kind.
Obviously, you've never seen "Homer vs. Dignity".
Just like Homer said:"It's win, win."
Haha, agreed
Everyone wins this way! They even made a classic sitcom about it, where Homer became the audience favorite out of all Moe's "clients"!
Hello Bwin
Homer may have money right now, but does he have three money?
and no kids? Lol
Another happy ending? Are you going soft on us? 😁
Yeah. This is dark simpsons not gritty wholesome simpsons.
Haha, i guess it is happy lol
I mean he is cheating on Marge, so not sucha happy ending for her (?
He's not going soft on me
Homer should've robbed the Kwik E Mart
And then he'd be elected senator.
He already did that Jake.
He tried robbing the kwik e mart before, he almost got away with kfc and 7 up lol
@@DarkSimpsons well he tried to escape by using the front door but that didn't help at all.
When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, no job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
Cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can sell your problems away...
At Flaming Moe's.
When Moe's liquor in your mug
Can warm you like a hug.
And money is just a Flaming Moe away...
Money is just a Flaming Moe away...
That was epic lol
Did you try crowdfunding, Homer?
crowdfunding is when lots of people give you small amounts of money to bring your drinking project to life!
Well, at least he didn't have to work at the Kwik-E-Mart where all he'd do is sleep, steal & be rude to the customers!
there goes the best damn employee apu ever had! Lol
Can't get enough of that sweet, sweet MOEney!!
Lol, smells like victory!
Moe money
0:03 Firing Homer would actually very much be a smart move by Burns.
Haha, now the number of meltdowns will drop
And so once again the day is saved, Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls- Uhh I mean Moe.
*Funk dancing music plays
Welp
Everyone is happy this time.
Except Bart's piggy bank..
what a shame lol, the bottom probably popped open
Never how I thought I would hear “Deeper, you pusillanimous Pilsner pusher” used in a clip. Bravo, good sir.
Lol homer learned to like it pretty quickly lol
As always, really enjoyed this episode! I look forward to a new one every Friday :)
Thanks buddy! So glad you enjoyed it. I've got a minisode coming up in the next month too, look forward to it
I can't wait for the inevitable take on Steamed Hams, I just know it's gonna be legendary
Lol i might have the skills to edit it properly now. Its on the to do list
We really need another MJ video soon, all that kinky stuff of Homer and Moe reminds me of that.
Haha it's a surprise! But i do have one in the works
Another very well made and creative video.
Haha thanks! Glad you liked it.
Next thing you know, Homer works at a steel mill
Hahahaha, the gay steelmill!
@@DarkSimpsons EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
We work hard, we play hard
Dammit!!
41 seconds after upload and still not FIRST!!
Lol, Patreon members get first access
@@DarkSimpsons Curse my cheap lifestyle, CURSES!!!
Homer isn't into those backdoor shenanigans but 20$ is 20$.
Haha worth it!
It's amazing how just editing together clips of pre-existing material can be used to create something new.
Haha thanks for watching! I'm glad you liked it.
Well he definitely wasn't going to get any from the Rabbi...
Who doesnt need money, especially for mouth watering beer
worth it lol
Do you use frinkiac to determine where these quotes are said in an episode?
Also I once hooked up with a friend (a guy) I've had for 8 years a few weeks before I (also a guy) got laid off. I was low-key mad because I could have turned it into a money thing if I had just waited
Yes, frinkiac is a big part of how i pull these together
Moe took "getting hammered" to a whole new level
You should do some recordings of yourself working on all the extra stuff you're doing on these episodes and put them up too. Or heck, even just screenshots of the image you're working on. I, for one, would love to get the behind-the-scenes glimpse into the process.
That's interesting, I've got so many things I want to do but not enough time. I've started properly animating a video, have a couple of minisodes in the works, and a full 20 minutes episode in the works too. There's just not enough time. But i'll add this to the list for a possible future video.
Moe is slowly making his way into the Simpsons family. First with Bart (along with everyone in Springfield), then Marge, and now Homer. Lisa next?! XD
Lol, Moe is a sex machine!
I guess Homer wasn't really lying when he told the insurance claims adjuster about that place, Moe's, that he left before the accident.
It's a pornography store, i was buying pornography! Lol
Now, I know I haven't been the best subscriber. Anyways, can I have 40.000 Dollars?
At least he didn't have to sink as low as borrowing money from Patti and Selma.
Lol, that would've been a good clip to use too!
Homer should've eaten that cake!
Haha i would have...
Imagine going to people asking for 40k dollars just to get beer
It only takes 1 person to say yes! lol
@@DarkSimpsons Sadly he ain't the best Christian or the best Jew
He was already poor. He just scammed Grandpa out of 50k.
Good times, good times
Wow, an episode of Dark Simpsons that doesnt have pedophilia, incest, rape or murder in it?
Haha just good ole prostitution
From the thumbnail i thought Homer will be turning tricks for Lovejoy
Haha, jesus wouldn't like that
Bet Homer wishes he had no kids and three money now
Lol, now he just has to kill his kids
2:48-2:51: So, sex with Moe improves your vocabulary?
Lol, always! I'm a genius in bed.
Moe finally got what he wanted all these years... but at what cost?
137$ lol, sweet deal
First mr. Plow and now Flaming Moe
Merging to create... the Flaming Plow!
0:01-0:02 Hitler is dead burns
0:09-0:11 dat beer belly
0:33-0:36 damn that cake looks so good especially the red stripe
0:54-0:56 lovejoy is like "oh really?"
1:13-1:15 mr plow dont need to read
2:02-2:05 now you know how BART feels
2:39-2:41 one of the greatest moments in the Simpsons🙄 på
If he wanted that amount of money he could steal one from Mr. Burns. That old Buzzard is super rich
He didn't want to fight the hounds again lol
Uhm....happy ending I guess? That's kinda rare around here.
Haha... everybody wins!
I like how he says BRA VO!!!
Like, you re very smart
Haha, its hilarious
Mr. Plow gets hammered by, oh lets say.... Moe.
Lol, go to Moe's for a pint and a pounding
@@DarkSimpsons To Moe's pub, for a pint and a pudding. Oops, I meant *pounding*. Ha ha, how embarrassing of me!
At first I thought Homer was going to sell Bart into sex slavery lol
Haha jeeZ, dark!
It's time for Moe to be Mr Plow!
The flaming moe plow!
So you could say... Homer needed MOE money.... I'll see myself out
But it'll never be enough for duff!
Man, Moe must be loaded!
"Loaded" lol
I thought he was going to put the whole family into the business and would never have money problems again.
😉👍 bart would bring in a lot of money
@@DarkSimpsons people do love seeing china when Bart is around
Homer In 9 months: 👨🍼
so Homer got Mr. Plow'd by Flaming moe.
Haha, he's now the flaming homer
Looks like Moe went in for some backdoor shenanigans
They dont call him the flaming moe for nothing!
0:56 There was another quote about sleeping and mentally undressing women during Lovejoy's preachings.
1:02 Another quote about the Israel book which Homer would read some day.
Too bad they cut them.
Yeah, for longer clips i like to just get straight to the point and cut out any extra fat.
Since no one responded to my comment about Eurovision 2021 (uncultured swine ;) ), let me just say (now that it's over) that it was a good year, without a single terrible song in my opinion. While I'd be happier if Barbara Pravi (France) won, Maneskin (Italy) fully deserved to win, since they, arguably, had the best performance.
"Now, I know I haven't been the best Christian..." is an understatement, Marge's husband is surely destained for the fires of hell.
Particularly because he took Bart's piggy bank, although I do have reason to believe Bart pinches from the collection tin at church, I doubt he's done any chores in his entire life.
But that's beside the point, no good Christian would steal from their children, even a child as wicked as Bart Simpson. A good Christian, like me, always considers the feelings of children.
Think of the children!
Homer never was Christian tho lmao he literally talks shit about god every episode… Flanders is the Christian
0:15 😦
😉👍
And Bart didn't realize his piggy bank is gone.
Lol, he rarely puts money in there anyways
I guess moe has a special spot in his heart for homer
and homer had a special spot in his butt for moe...
Ok, you grossed me out. That is no small feat.
Everybody needs love... even the very ugly 🤭
I swear your editing skills get better with each video
Haha wait for it, im working on some even more complicated stuff
@@DarkSimpsons i'll keep an eye open then
Rapture Threat Level: Orange.
😉👍
POV: Your an actor on a Dan Schneider show:
2:58
😉👍
This is the only Simpsons related content I watch anymore
Lol thanks for the support!
@@DarkSimpsons You're miles better than the show
@1:49 uhhhh....what just happened 😬
Mr. Plow got plowed.
I think Homer is under-pricing himself at a 135. Could at least get 200 in a dungeon situation.
Homer's strategy, low price, high volume
Doesn't he get beer for free though?
Lol no, it's put on his tab
This is now for me the canon reason Moe ran outta money and had to ask Homer to steal his car
HAhaha, moe spent all his money on homer, so he gets homer to steal his car for the insurance money so he could continue plowing homer? I love it.
The zinger would be ending this episode with Homer walking funny again, but now taken from the Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2 episode, when he complains that the lack of sunlight gave him rickets.
Haha, i never understood the rickets joke as a kid
Well at least no one died or ran away this time.
My innocence died a little...
In Order to get Money Homer and Moe had to get dirty. Be glad Marge doesn't. But if she did, SHE'D KILL THEM BOTH.
Lol she sure would
Great edit once again D.S. The only thing I would've added is when homer at 1:45 when he is getting bummed by Moe add that the voice scene where homer says "ah my ass" when he and marge are on the hot air balloon in natural born kissers as he is being dragged up the window on a church window like roof! Lol
Hahaha, i'll have to rewatch the episode! That'd be hilarious
@@DarkSimpsons lol yeah that's a great episode ;)
$135!? And after he tried to charge Midge 500. Talk about lowering your standards.
Haha, and he asked the rev. For 40000$ lol
Rabbi Krustofsky thinking of loaning Homer money and than charging high interest, but Homer caught on with the scheme.
Homer never pays back a loan lol
Hahahaha, love this one great job 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks buddy! So glad you enjoyed it.
Video suggestion: what's the deal with that strange shaped clock paining in Lovejoy's office?
Lol, i wouldn't mind having that clock
The transitions are the most organic yet.
Lol, i can finally say "seamless huh?" and mean it
So I guess the flaming Moe and flaming Homer can coexist.
Moe is Mr. Plow now
0:24 Homer’s clothes changed
Nice to know Moe knows the script of the musical and Homer rehearse... RIGHT?
The reviews were good: "Play enjoyed by all"
Well at least nobody died. :)
My innocence did a little...
can you explane why there is eads on this vodea?