How's that feel, ya blockhead? Ya great lactating wet nurse! Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle! Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL! And that's what yeh get for touching that! You appear to have trodden on a mine! Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites! Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh! Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs? You're all bloody dead! We did it, mate! I didn't need your help y'know That'll teach 'em! And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen... Any one of you, I... **Belches** Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-... ...the BOTH of yeh on you... ...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... **Sobbing** ..."Everyone thinks I'm...God damn it...**weeping** **unintelligible gibberish** "Any one of you **belches** Everyone, damn it... **sobs** Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy! ...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town... Ka-boooom! Kablooie! There can be only one... eye! There can be only one!
@@Fluffypancakes-o7q I mean tbh if you catch a cop off guard you might be able to take down a cop with an air soft mini gun I mean just look at the thing
The grenade launcher depends on the shells you use, the mini gun is mostly illegal on most fields and out of reach by basically everyone and the strafer is just not legal anywhere probably not even to carry
Bro, imagine some guy comes onto a field wielding a fucking minigun, dressed head to toe in camo, protective screen on his helmet gleaming in the sunlight with the Terminator music playing in the background
Got lit up by an m134 at a milsim, it was like getting flicked 100 times across your body. Honestly I couldn’t even register what had happened after I called it, I did feel it after tho lmao. 10/10 would get lasered again.
First of, the grenade launcher fires whatever grenade type you'd like, not strictly the 150 round ones. Also, it's not semi auto. This launcher, in real life known originally as the Milkor Mgl functions essentially like a giant revolver, meaning that it has a double action trigger pull. A weapon, be it striker or hammer fired has either a single or a double action trigger pull. It can in addition ALSO be semi automatic, but that's ontop of whatever base mechanism you have.
The M134 Minigun is an American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire. It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor. Wikipedia Designer: General Electric
Which one of these would hurt the most?
The grenade launcher for sure, I know because I've been shot by one at close range lol
the one that looks like sasha
tf2 fans will know
@@shreksarmy3093 WHO TOUCHED SASHA
The minigun hurts your wallet the most
I would have to give it a tie between #1 and #1
It cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds
I get it :)
400 thousand?
@EmperorOrange tf2 joke
@@ericcortez9907 its 120 thousand not 400
@@ericcortez9907 oh
The thief in my home looking at me with a grenade launcher:
If hes romanian then he is the one holding the launcher in a second 😳
@@luki188 😳
@@luki188 😳
@@luki188 😳
@@luki188 😳
The strafer is actually meant to be a riot control weapon, ain't no fucking way any field would allow that 💀
IT is allowed
"if it can't kill you, it's not prohibited."
- Me
Wear proper gears, and they'll even allow pellet guns.
@@shallihelpyou1017 Whatever field that says that is definitely not legally registered/insured.
@@BisforBlyat _____
joke------ YOU ------>
"What makes me a good demoman?"
If I were a bad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would i
YESS!!!! DO IT!!!!
One of you is gonna survive
What reference is that, tf2?
@@MetalGodMasinoAYE
Heavy and demoman going wild🔥
Cant forget the engineers sentry with the third one
@@TakeASlice-MusicENGINEER GAMING
@@lamentablementeshitpost7094You are the reason TF2 must die
“starting with #1 coming in as the~”
“and lastly #1 is the~”
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
@@tristecreal bruh. He’s talking about how he says coming in at #1 twice
@@tristecreal are you completely illiterate or otherwise mentally crippled?
@@DarkShard5728 learn math
@@tristecreal what?
ICS 40mm grenade launcher: *exists
Any demoman main: * Scottish music starts
Engi mains will cry
@@kiryukazuma6995 true
Demo mains when they see someone flying (they can’t hit pills)
@@kiryukazuma6995 *short circuit sounds in background*
How's that feel, ya blockhead?
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!
Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!
And that's what yeh get for touching that!
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites!
Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh!
Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?
You're all bloody dead!
We did it, mate!
I didn't need your help y'know
That'll teach 'em!
And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen...
Any one of you, I... **Belches**
Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-...
...the BOTH of yeh on you...
...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... **Sobbing**
..."Everyone thinks I'm...God damn it...**weeping**
**unintelligible gibberish**
"Any one of you **belches** Everyone, damn it... **sobs**
Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!
...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town...
Ka-boooom!
Kablooie!
There can be only one... eye!
There can be only one!
When i saw the grenade launcher I immediately said, "Demoman?" Then i saw the minigun. "Heavy?"
And then when you saw Strafer MK4, you were like "Medic?"
don’t forget about me, maggot
#1 “HAEL AT EM LADS!!!”
#2 “I’ve never seen someone outsmart bullet”
#3 “Your gonna need more gun, son”
Sir yes engineers
@@figsane_fig2Can she make a grilled cheese?
@@D3m0manTF2Yes
so im the only one who notices it says #1, #2, #1
The first weapon scream "what's make me a good demoman"
"If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing with you now would I?"
@@SaxtonGaming1401 go to hell and tell the devil i coming for him next
The second scream cry some more
"Im a black scottish cyclops"
@@EpikMemer69 They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me
Minigun: 50 RPS
Me: *"IT'S COWARD KILLING TIME!"*
use metal pellets
for extra dmg
"If I was a bad demoman, I WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?!" Tavish Finnegan DeGroot
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
“There gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!”
-Demoman
no no, he's got a point
@@tristecrealdude commented this twice 💀
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch… And KABLOOEY!
scootısh black cyclops man
his fucking eye almost killed me once
"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart a bb" - heavy weapon guy
“I’m heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon"
She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.
..
Its costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon..for 12 seconds
BAHAHAHAH-egh Oh HOHOHohoho
. . . Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?
Some people think they can outsmart me maybe maybe but I have yet to meet who can outsmart bullet
WAAAAHH WAAAAAAHH
CRY SOME MORE
Fun fact: adding live ammunition makes it even more painful.
Especially it explode when hit the target
Recommend 1x6mm
@@joand08 .50 BMG armor piercing incendiary.
@@AstralPulse8.50 BMG HEF-I
Average shitty bing type comments on youtube
Man walks in with minigun: “Say hello to my little friend”
He his heavy weapons guy, and that, is his air soft gun
"Say hello to Sasha, little babies."
Heavy gaming
It cost 400,000$ to fire this weapon....
For 12 seconds
The grenade launcher would be more fitting based on the origin of the line
Dont worry guys, they will patch the fps glitch of that guns in the next update
roblox pfp
@@awesomepanda1792 old roblox pfp*
The actual roblox have cringe comunity lol
@@valenlmao1 Of course it does, it's a game with any sort of online functionality
@@valenlmao1 roblox pfp
142 likes wow
“Oh they’ll have to put you back together in hell”
😂😂😂😂
alt title: meet the heavy and the demoman in the same short
How to get arrested:
Bring the airsoft minigun in the public.
Just point it at the cops, you have a mini gun, they have pistols.
@@YourRich-Friend *THIS IS NOT PUBG BRO!*
@@Fluffypancakes-o7q I mean tbh if you catch a cop off guard you might be able to take down a cop with an air soft mini gun I mean just look at the thing
Nobody is gonna think it is real lol
Nah man that’s how you get shot
The grenade launcher depends on the shells you use, the mini gun is mostly illegal on most fields and out of reach by basically everyone and the strafer is just not legal anywhere probably not even to carry
Imagine using foe self defense 💀
There are fields that allow the strafer lol
@@nadnerb_sr20 Put up or shut up, show some damn proof
@@nadnerb_sr20 show one then
lmao I'm an American I can own what I want
Some dude came in with one of those miniguns, he was on our team until…he got switched to bands…
autobalance 😔
@@mrsquid_ bro autobalanced in Real life
You can buy like 3 real shotguns with that
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
@@amandayohn5612I would rather have that than 3 real shotguns
“THEIR GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!”
😂😂😂😂
That price tag is more painful than 50 rounds to the balls
"I AM BB PROOF!"
Yatatatatatata
Imagine a cop pulling you over for speeding and seeing a mini gun in the passenger seat
Best guns for people who don't call their shots, worth every single penny
Imagine going to an airsoft field and there's just a juggernaut running around...
*I AM BULLETPROOF!!!*
"RUN, COWARDS! AHAHAHAHA!"
This is how you summon the TF2 fans, no cap.
Aka:
Airsoft guns that are a violation of the Airsoft Geneva Convention
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
*MEET THE HEAVY, DEMO AND SNIPER*
“Starting at #1 we have the grenade launcher.”
*Tf2 fans*
“What makes me a good demoman?”
If I was a bad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here discussin it with ya now would I?
Man demoman would be proud of the first one
Loch n load + iron gang
sticky jumper + caber gang
We gonna talk about two number ones
Brooo frrrrr
Bro, imagine some guy comes onto a field wielding a fucking minigun, dressed head to toe in camo, protective screen on his helmet gleaming in the sunlight with the Terminator music playing in the background
Nah, nah, the doom theme starts playing.
Sone one brings homade tank and made of titanium: this ends here
Me: so you want 10 usa m1 abrams and a abaramsx? Ok sending a nuke too
“ *YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL* “
*You have summoned the TF2 Heavy and Demoman mains*
What’s funny is that they both share the same voice actor.
An airsoft gun with a incendiary ammo would hurt the most
"it cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this gun *for 12 seconds*
Imagine trying to break into someone’s house and they have a mini gun or a grenade launcher pointed at you. You wouldn’t know what to think
Thays what the tf2 mercs feel all the time
"Depending on what type of bbs you get" aka .10 gram
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
“SARGE THEY GOT AN AIRSOFT GUN!”
“Okay and..?”
“ITS THE MINIGUN!!!”
“OH FUCK RUN”
I find it funny that a random SMG fires faster than a literal minigun.
*riot control weapon
@@Head-Tr1ck Riot control weapons would be tear gas and riot shields, guns are meant for killing.
So becoming the heavy from tf 2 does require an expensive gun
Yep
"So if its that good, why is it only £38?"
"Oh, almost forgot, it costs £400 per shot."
"Think fast chucklenuts!"
*gets a minigun from under his hat*
Scout is Heavy!
The most painful thing about these airsoft will weapons is my wallet 💀
"IM BULLET PROOF"
- Heavy
“It costs 4,000 dollars to fire it for 12 seconds”
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
@@tristecrealtell me your joking and aren’t this dumb?
@@tristecreal he said the voiceline in tf2 dude, chill
175 rounds per second
No full auto in the building!
imagine a thief pullin up to your house and he literally sees 2 people with a minigun and a grenade launcher on there hands
Btw, you had two #1’s in the vid. Went from #1 to #2 back to #1
Me when I saw one of those laying down somewhere and grabbed it and started shooting it
Me: crap that wasn't airsoft 💀💀💀
Everybody gangsta till someone tries increasing the grenade launcher's barrell, creating airsoft mortar
Meet the Demoman
Me: * uses metal BBS * this world shall know pain
No Pain, no gain.
Dont forget to put it in boiling water
I feel like we’ve all had that moment when we got hit and then ten more bbs came flying at us lol
Imagine the fear in someone's face when they're robbing your house and they see you with a minigun.
Got lit up by an m134 at a milsim, it was like getting flicked 100 times across your body. Honestly I couldn’t even register what had happened after I called it, I did feel it after tho lmao. 10/10 would get lasered again.
Lmao this man pronounced it "straffer"
*obligatory TF2 Heavy quote*
New torture device 🥰
Dude the first one is literally demomans grenade launcher from TF2 who’s with me
Second one is heavy’s minigun
WTF BRO U COULD BUY TWO DDM4 V7'S OF THE PRICE TAG OF THE MINIGUN
ALSO IM TALKING ABT THE REAL DDM4 V7
"At the end of the day, as long there's two people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead."
“Dad I’m a, no I’m not a crazed gunman dad I’m an assassin!”
"Whats the diference be? One is a job and the other is mental sickness."
The $4000 shoots 4000 rounds at your wallet.
Me talking to the quiet kid
(I just asked him what shotgun was better in call of duty):
Ah yes lets make non lethal identical weapons to have fun with people who wanted a real gun but are too dumb for taking the responsibility💀
The one that hurts the most is the uwu gun. It moans when realoaded, and says uwu every shot. It deals +100 emotional damage
"Ohh, they're gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL"
This ain't airsoft. Its freaking Team Fortress 2
Me who brings a 5.56 round to an airsoft game
AM I the only one Who noticed HE said number one, number two and number one?
ima take these to school ima use these metal bbs its a 7.62
Did nobody else notice that he said #1 twice
the one time i went airsofting i got hit by a grenade launcher point blank.
never went again
Fuck a airsoft mini gun, I’ll just buy my self a actual fire arm.
welp...my nerf wars are going to be a lot faster
Даже у grenade launcher ФПС больше чем у меня
Bro went from 1 to 2 and then 1 again💀
Imagine a robber comes and you just scare the living daylights out of him😂
Minigun is actually more painful because of the cost
"What makes me a good Airsoft Demoman?"
remove the orange ring at the end of the grenade launcher and call it a day
OMG, thank you so much! I now know what to buy! ❤❤❤
Yall should just buy a real gun at this point 😭😭😭
In my country the minigun costs only 1.040
As a person who owns a real gun uhhh
I found the minigun for 250 dollars
its probably fake
Me after watching this: I shall buy all 3
With this cost you might as well buy a real gun
Bro I play air-soft and If I see that I’m out
First of, the grenade launcher fires whatever grenade type you'd like, not strictly the 150 round ones. Also, it's not semi auto.
This launcher, in real life known originally as the Milkor Mgl functions essentially like a giant revolver, meaning that it has a double action trigger pull.
A weapon, be it striker or hammer fired has either a single or a double action trigger pull. It can in addition ALSO be semi automatic, but that's ontop of whatever base mechanism you have.
I'm glad you said that
@@blackrat9177 i aim to please
I don’t need a gun I need air soft
This is just Silo Entertainments armory 😂
Damn.I thought that means frames per second
Which is the best airport gun for kids .
What makes me a good demoman?
The M134 Minigun is an American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire. It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor. Wikipedia
Designer: General Electric