Well I mean that seems like the least of all of it to me, yeah it's a lot of baby oil but how about the drugs and minors and cameras and all that shit?
Ben literally laughed and mocked us for talking about this and other "conspiracy theories" about the entertainment industry 5 years ago. Ben is such a loser. Go push some more big pharma shots ben
@@deckardcanineHe does have a funny voice I guess lol. However I’d much rather hear that since what he is saying makes sense and isn’t jumbled drunken sounding word salads. Scamalas whiney drunken tone mixed with her repetitive nonsense gives me 2nd hand cringe every time.
It’s hilarious that Costco came out and refuted Diddy’s lawyer’s assertion that buying baby oil in bulk is not strange and that there are Costco stores near his many houses. Costco put out a statement that they in fact do not sell baby oil. Maybe the fact that babies are small or that the Democrats are killing so many babies before they are born eliminates the need to offer baby oil in bulk. When it comes to actual babies a little goes a long way.
“I gotta protect my integrity and that virgin hole I was telling you about because P. Diddy be wanting to party, and you gotta tell him no,” he said, adding, “You got to tell him no. I did. I got the receipts for everything I'm telling you.” Katt Williams
A democrat asking police to "allow people to express their anger," and "the people should expect some discomfort in the next few days," sounds like he's encouraging another crime spree and telling the police to not do anything about it.
There would've been way more leakage of Leonardo if he were ACTUALLY his number 1 guest. Diddy was probably just hyping having Leonardo there. A false claim. Besides Leo already came out after Diddy's arrest saying they haven't hung out in years. He's doesn't seem worried and hasn't hidden away like the rest.
I’m still laughing over bulk baby oil Worst part is saying that’s a normal amount with a straight face I have more respect for panic buying toilet paper
Sadly Adams was pushing for Veganism instead of the overall general health of the economy safety and integrity of NYC. But it all falls back on the voters who put him there
BEN! BYU Football QB, Jake Retzlaff. He’s BYU’s first Jewish QB. And BYU is 5-0 for the first time since 1984. Power 4 conference. Something cool to talk about on your show!
Geez..."We have to guard that spirit..." sparse applause. Look of relief on Kacklin' Kamala's countenance when she realizes there MIGHT be a smidgen of support behind her word salad, then smugness that she's finally hit a responsive chord in an otherwise unenthusiastic crowd.
Diddy will never survive jail.....he may bleed out!! Thats justice but only after a lengthy trial with lots of names,stories,and videos!! Great entertainment!!
“Costco has been forced to set the record straight regarding claims that embattled hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs purchased a massive amount of baby oil from their stores.” Also, I checked and Costco doesn’t even sell baby oil, anyway. Further, if they did, there are only 24 full-sized bottles of baby oil in a box. So, a little common sense clearly debunks this.
How is this not an every day part of the ben shapiro show? Ben, my friend of the same age... we really need the comedy every day, you killed it with this as you always do ( props to the producers) BEN AFTER DARK EVERY DAY! THERE IS NOTHING TO CLEAN UP.... GIVE THE CONSERVATIVES A REASON NOT TO FEEL LIKE THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN
Even his own lawyer 🤣 “idk why you’d need 1,000. One bottle of baby oil goes a long way” THATS THE POINT! That’s why everyone’s freaking out over 1,000! 🤣😂🤣😂
8:56 That is a nice scene to reminiscence. Diddy has only gotten away with 20 or so murders, here talking to his handler, the real deal with 300+ murders.
Listening to Diddy’s attorney trying to explain away 1000 bottles of baby oil is sooo cringe.
Well I mean that seems like the least of all of it to me, yeah it's a lot of baby oil but how about the drugs and minors and cameras and all that shit?
Cotsco literally came out and said "We don't carry baby oil on any of our stores"
@@j.fragoso7451Which is just a roundabout way of saying "we didn't party with Diddy. Seriously, WE DID NOT PARTY WITH DIDDY."
There's something really sinister about 1000 bottles of baby oil.
all im going to ask is diddy really need 1000 bottles of baby oil????
Costco came out and said they don't sell baby oil at any U.S. stores. They said "keep our name outta your mess." 😂
In mass quantity they don't sell 😂
I know!
I'm pretty sure you can get it at Sam's Club in 55 gallon drums
and then slapped them on stage and got away with it?
😂😂😂
Ben talking about diddys baby oil is exactly what we needed
Ben literally laughed and mocked us for talking about this and other "conspiracy theories" about the entertainment industry 5 years ago. Ben is such a loser. Go push some more big pharma shots ben
You can never have enough baby oil 😂
🤨
Walz: "We can't afford 4 more years of this"
WELL, DUH 🧐
I'm DT and I approve this message 😂
Saw it, luved it and laughed out loud. 😂
"Walz wearing his Gerald Ford 'Vote Carter' button..."
😊😅
She's like a child trying to pretend she's an adult.
Like those commercials for Haribo Goldbears where it was a bunch of little kids wearing suits and sitting in a board room having meetings. Lol
@@tiffanypoehler6191😆😆😆
She is the queen of word salad.
Through and through. Always reminds me of Miss Teen South Carolina from circa 2007.
Bold of you to assume she can cook
It's actually kind of impressive in its own way. It's not a skill I wish to possess, but she sure can talk a lot without saying anything.
Her buffet is word soup, word salad, and an overcooked, reheated word roast beef with gravy
Spot on 😅
Her voice makes my head hurt
Get ready to hear it for FOUR PAINFUL YEARS if she wins.
Let’s all go vote for Trump on Election Day to make sure that doesn’t happen.
I'm sure many people, mostly leftists, feel the same about Ben's voice. But I prefer a fast talker to a slow one.
Yeah, almost as much as she's butt-hurt about Trump's popularity!
@@deckardcanineHe does have a funny voice I guess lol. However I’d much rather hear that since what he is saying makes sense and isn’t jumbled drunken sounding word salads. Scamalas whiney drunken tone mixed with her repetitive nonsense gives me 2nd hand cringe every time.
Talks in circles and says nothing. Early voting in VA, voted Trump/Vance.
Awesome
TRUMP 2024!!! 🇺🇸🦅
He got more oil than Saudi Arabia.
Who in their right mind would vote for her? 😬😬😬😬😬
Snowflakes.
Sean diddy kong jnr
Folks who want free stuff. They want someone to be taken care of them.
Yet NBC polling says her “like ability” went up 35% two weeks are she was “anointed,” (not elected) as the Dem candidate. Sure
Dead people vote too don’t forget.
Gotta love her wearing that $62,000 Tiffany and co necklace while talking about how she knows how we feel lol
Yea she’s wearing it everywhere. Was even snapped wearing it visiting the border. Gotta hold her undeserved wealth in everyone’s face.
"Hypocrisy, thy name is DemoNcRAT".
It’s lovely. Lol
"A pager, im sure he'll have a blast with it" 🔥🔥🔥
It’s hilarious that Costco came out and refuted Diddy’s lawyer’s assertion that buying baby oil in bulk is not strange and that there are Costco stores near his many houses. Costco put out a statement that they in fact do not sell baby oil. Maybe the fact that babies are small or that the Democrats are killing so many babies before they are born eliminates the need to offer baby oil in bulk. When it comes to actual babies a little goes a long way.
I will be sorry for the people of the US if this woman wins the ellection.😂😂
Trust that true US citizens will be greatly disappointed and ticked off en masse.
They're probably gonna have to cheat again. But I'm still voting for the orange man
she will "win" easily. 2016 was just a mistake that never will happen agin
Be sorry for the world because if she steals it WWIII will kick into overdrive.
@@cfvgd usa under biden and her was a joke 😂😂 believe me, im from europe i know. That is just what our people are saying
She's inspired me to vote for TRUMP 👍
Nothing could inspire me to vote for him
@@andreamacdonald5530Check out the Republican senators.......THATS why I'm Republican. Never mind Donald.
Holistically.
Yeah, but will it be counted?
😂😂
“I gotta protect my integrity and that virgin hole I was telling you about because P. Diddy be wanting to party, and you gotta tell him no,” he said, adding, “You got to tell him no. I did. I got the receipts for everything I'm telling you.” Katt Williams
A little baby oil everything will be OK 😂
🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Katt 😂
A democrat asking police to "allow people to express their anger," and "the people should expect some discomfort in the next few days," sounds like he's encouraging another crime spree and telling the police to not do anything about it.
I feel ill listening to that cringy woman.
Diddy would probably pay 1000 bucks for a bottle of baby oil now
Is he in general population?
An old video just surfaced of Diddy saying that Leonardo DiCaprio was the number 1 guest at his parties.
No surprise there.
There would've been way more leakage of Leonardo if he were ACTUALLY his number 1 guest. Diddy was probably just hyping having Leonardo there. A false claim. Besides Leo already came out after Diddy's arrest saying they haven't hung out in years. He's doesn't seem worried and hasn't hidden away like the rest.
@@MightyGuts7423AND YOU BELIEVE HIM?😊
@@MightyGuts7423 OMG, are you 12?
Leonardo DiDiddypartyo.
No ONE voted for her without being coerced or payed
bruh
@@Cunningham_News wuh?
No one voted for her, period.
"just like Ellen Page" LMFAOOOOOO
That always cracks me up.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My brain cells are committing suicide.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"accept some discomfort for the next few days"? The country faces a few decades of discomfort cause of KAMALA - SHAME ON HER!!!!
Logging my weekly request to rename it Ben Before Dark, since it is filmed before Shabbat.
she's a "nothing burger" 😂
A "wish" sandwich 😂
A nothing burger without cheese
I love this Shapiro one liner commentary. Ben After Dark is my new favorite
Thanks, Ben!
The whole 'repeating a line to sound profound' thing is her schtick. And they fall for it.
"One bottle of baby oil goes a long way." with the voice crack is f**king GOLD!! 🤣🤣🤣
Which means that somehow he probably knows
The sad thing is I bet the people who are listening to Kamala Harris mispronounce Ecclesiastes even noticed or cared.
Someone has to explain to her what her word of the day actually means.
Ben is the best comedian with true content of our time. What would happen if Ben & Russel Brand did a rap song together!? ShapiRussel. Ben Brand. 😂😂🎉
It would be met with mercilessly endless jokes 😂
This was actually pretty savage. Also hilarious.
This version of Ben is my favorite. Absolute brilliance brother.
Diddy done did it
*Jews done did it
Meek Mill somewhere screaming "YES HE DID BABY !!" 🤣🤣
😂❤
Im a fan of this format. Its kinda like a version of the Daily Show, but honest. Good work!
Katt Williams remains undefeated.
And he’s back! Almost as good as the 1st Ben After Dark show :) Keep it up, writers ❣️
Please keep making these "after dark" videos. I look forward to them so much.
I’ve been binging all these stories on diddy. I can’t wait to hear who he throws under the bus.
Me too. I’m a bit obsessed as there’s so much I didn’t know about the music industry. But it is a distraction…
She gives me a headache
Jesus Christ is Messiah! John 3:16-21
Any one else getting tired of seeing Kamal Harris commercials . Give it a hell yes
I’m assuming that by “baby oil” what is being discussed is actual oil made from babies.
Very plausibile
Diddy is an official unit of measure. When you buy 1,000 of anything. Call it a Diddy.
Why do Americans use every unit of measurement except for the metric system? 😅
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m having a diddy of laughs at your joke!
Diddymetre, no more kilometre
I hope they actually called it Operation Grim Beeper lol
I’m still laughing over bulk baby oil
Worst part is saying that’s a normal amount with a straight face
I have more respect for panic buying toilet paper
Ben’s comedy routines are the most underrated videos on the internet?
The inspiration we get from being inspired is inspiring 👍
That’s enough oil to launch a boat! Absolutely disgustingly repulsive.🤮
Diddy, Lebron, Dre, Snoop and Jay Z have been busy with each other with the baby oil.
You forgot Xi Jinping
Tell this guy (don't remember his name) to update the slogan to "From the Liver to the Knee"!
Sadly Adams was pushing for Veganism instead of the overall general health of the economy safety and integrity of NYC. But it all falls back on the voters who put him there
Thanks!
0:50 Mary Schmick, a writer for Chicago tribune, who teaches yoga, used to say, " We remember to inspire/inhale, but we forget to expire/exhale."
I think you had way too much fun with this one. I love it!
This might be my favorite Ben after dark episode yet!
He had me laughing when discussing RFK Jr.’s affair. Ben is a funny guy. 😁
BEN! BYU Football QB, Jake Retzlaff. He’s BYU’s first Jewish QB. And BYU is 5-0 for the first time since 1984. Power 4 conference. Something cool to talk about on your show!
This was the best weekly roundup! 😂
I love this series!
I like the play on words used for the title with Diddy's name 😂
...Guards said they knew there was a problem when Combs could be heard in his cell rapping..."Could stop, might stop." bravo, sir 👏👏👏
love the ben after dark episodes
Damn the Joe Biden in the herbal essences joke killed me Ben 😂😅
Geez..."We have to guard that spirit..." sparse applause. Look of relief on Kacklin' Kamala's countenance when she realizes there MIGHT be a smidgen of support behind her word salad, then smugness that she's finally hit a responsive chord in an otherwise unenthusiastic crowd.
Crowd was tiny and then most had to go out side and barf
I love Ben after dark!
Why everyone is now so surprised at Diddy and Hollywood ... everyone knew, and they are just showing half of it
That was a great one!
Brilliant work here, Ben. !
I don’t really know who Diddy is other than a music label person but I find this stuff quite entertaining
Diddy will never survive jail.....he may bleed out!! Thats justice but only after a lengthy trial with lots of names,stories,and videos!! Great entertainment!!
I miss that duck hunt game. Some great memories playing that in my grandparent's basement as a kid.
I'm pretty sure she has that "word of the day" toilet paper where it just keeps repeating depending on how many sheets you use !
Ben competing with Eugene Levy for bushiest eyebrows
“Costco has been forced to set the record straight regarding claims that embattled hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs purchased a massive amount of baby oil from their stores.” Also, I checked and Costco doesn’t even sell baby oil, anyway. Further, if they did, there are only 24 full-sized bottles of baby oil in a box. So, a little common sense clearly debunks this.
WHUT THUH HELLS!?!
Promoting gambling addiction?!?
Get rid of that advertiser!!!
I remember back before I started listening to Ben’s stuff, legit thought he was humourless but damn he’s got some bangers
Ben, I wish they'd let you interview her. It would be EPIC!!
In Canada---Kamala would Qualify as ECE (Early Childhood Educator).
How is this not an every day part of the ben shapiro show? Ben, my friend of the same age... we really need the comedy every day, you killed it with this as you always do ( props to the producers) BEN AFTER DARK EVERY DAY! THERE IS NOTHING TO CLEAN UP.... GIVE THE CONSERVATIVES A REASON NOT TO FEEL LIKE THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN
Not a thousand bottles of baby oil 😂
Gotta love “Ben After Dark”
If the adult toy don't fit.... then you must acquit!
That line about his "happy place" hahahaha killed me 💀
Even his own lawyer 🤣 “idk why you’d need 1,000. One bottle of baby oil goes a long way” THATS THE POINT! That’s why everyone’s freaking out over 1,000! 🤣😂🤣😂
Curveball:
Maybe the baby oil was not baby oil at all.
Maybe The bottles were filled with ADRENACHROME 😮
Hmmmm🤔
Inspired, holistically, and covered in baby oil.
8:56 That is a nice scene to reminiscence. Diddy has only gotten away with 20 or so murders, here talking to his handler, the real deal with 300+ murders.
please make a playlist of ben after dark i need it
I didn't know I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying today, but here I am.
This was a good episode of Ben after dark
ben after dark uploaded at 3pm
this format should be the regular show
Holistic, or Wholistic, is a term used to refer to a sector of a Venn diagram.
Love u Ben, hope you had a great weekend so far. I'll be praying for u and ur family.
Ben, I truly hope you continue your music career.
Love you, Ben! Have been watching you for years. 😍