Diddy Have Enough Baby Oil? | Ben After Dark

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @bvp4575
    @bvp4575 Месяц назад +434

    Listening to Diddy’s attorney trying to explain away 1000 bottles of baby oil is sooo cringe.

    • @codyaucoin3412
      @codyaucoin3412 Месяц назад +11

      Well I mean that seems like the least of all of it to me, yeah it's a lot of baby oil but how about the drugs and minors and cameras and all that shit?

    • @j.fragoso7451
      @j.fragoso7451 Месяц назад +16

      Cotsco literally came out and said "We don't carry baby oil on any of our stores"

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@j.fragoso7451Which is just a roundabout way of saying "we didn't party with Diddy. Seriously, WE DID NOT PARTY WITH DIDDY."

    • @BradleyWynne
      @BradleyWynne Месяц назад +3

      There's something really sinister about 1000 bottles of baby oil.

    • @mrlolmaster1019
      @mrlolmaster1019 Месяц назад +2

      all im going to ask is diddy really need 1000 bottles of baby oil????

  • @stevenkaz28
    @stevenkaz28 Месяц назад +208

    Costco came out and said they don't sell baby oil at any U.S. stores. They said "keep our name outta your mess." 😂

  • @russmcafee6066
    @russmcafee6066 Месяц назад +349

    Ben talking about diddys baby oil is exactly what we needed

    • @corycarlson8712
      @corycarlson8712 Месяц назад +1

      Ben literally laughed and mocked us for talking about this and other "conspiracy theories" about the entertainment industry 5 years ago. Ben is such a loser. Go push some more big pharma shots ben

    • @beagle808
      @beagle808 Месяц назад +5

      You can never have enough baby oil 😂

    • @ashleysanford8645
      @ashleysanford8645 Месяц назад +1

      🤨

  • @t-jane
    @t-jane Месяц назад +147

    Walz: "We can't afford 4 more years of this"
    WELL, DUH 🧐

    • @Tiah-mm8lp
      @Tiah-mm8lp Месяц назад +4

      I'm DT and I approve this message 😂

    • @noclue8058
      @noclue8058 Месяц назад

      Saw it, luved it and laughed out loud. 😂

    • @ColinWrubleski-eq5sh
      @ColinWrubleski-eq5sh Месяц назад

      "Walz wearing his Gerald Ford 'Vote Carter' button..."
      😊😅

  • @greghatton1787
    @greghatton1787 Месяц назад +82

    She's like a child trying to pretend she's an adult.

    • @tiffanypoehler6191
      @tiffanypoehler6191 Месяц назад +4

      Like those commercials for Haribo Goldbears where it was a bunch of little kids wearing suits and sitting in a board room having meetings. Lol

    • @FleetwoodCaddy59
      @FleetwoodCaddy59 Месяц назад

      @@tiffanypoehler6191😆😆😆

  • @manxkin
    @manxkin Месяц назад +158

    She is the queen of word salad.

    • @melkam647
      @melkam647 Месяц назад +2

      Through and through. Always reminds me of Miss Teen South Carolina from circa 2007.

    • @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
      @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr Месяц назад +2

      Bold of you to assume she can cook

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 Месяц назад +4

      It's actually kind of impressive in its own way. It's not a skill I wish to possess, but she sure can talk a lot without saying anything.

    • @genericbeansmile756
      @genericbeansmile756 Месяц назад +2

      Her buffet is word soup, word salad, and an overcooked, reheated word roast beef with gravy

    • @TerryBramow
      @TerryBramow Месяц назад +1

      Spot on 😅

  • @tinathompson982
    @tinathompson982 Месяц назад +153

    Her voice makes my head hurt

    • @jackdiamond5340
      @jackdiamond5340 Месяц назад +3

      Get ready to hear it for FOUR PAINFUL YEARS if she wins.
      Let’s all go vote for Trump on Election Day to make sure that doesn’t happen.

    • @deckardcanine
      @deckardcanine Месяц назад

      I'm sure many people, mostly leftists, feel the same about Ben's voice. But I prefer a fast talker to a slow one.

    • @margaretmarr1
      @margaretmarr1 Месяц назад

      Yeah, almost as much as she's butt-hurt about Trump's popularity!

    • @TwitcyTrain
      @TwitcyTrain Месяц назад

      @@deckardcanineHe does have a funny voice I guess lol. However I’d much rather hear that since what he is saying makes sense and isn’t jumbled drunken sounding word salads. Scamalas whiney drunken tone mixed with her repetitive nonsense gives me 2nd hand cringe every time.

  • @suehackett9621
    @suehackett9621 Месяц назад +101

    Talks in circles and says nothing. Early voting in VA, voted Trump/Vance.

  • @mr.constitution
    @mr.constitution Месяц назад +127

    TRUMP 2024!!! 🇺🇸🦅

  • @PhthaloGreenskin
    @PhthaloGreenskin Месяц назад +52

    He got more oil than Saudi Arabia.

  • @sheiladickerson5198
    @sheiladickerson5198 Месяц назад +65

    Who in their right mind would vote for her? 😬😬😬😬😬

    • @bloodwolfgurl
      @bloodwolfgurl Месяц назад +4

      Snowflakes.

    • @mrlolmaster1019
      @mrlolmaster1019 Месяц назад +2

      Sean diddy kong jnr

    • @Tiah-mm8lp
      @Tiah-mm8lp Месяц назад +6

      Folks who want free stuff. They want someone to be taken care of them.

    • @laynemiller4205
      @laynemiller4205 Месяц назад +1

      Yet NBC polling says her “like ability” went up 35% two weeks are she was “anointed,” (not elected) as the Dem candidate. Sure

    • @AJ56
      @AJ56 Месяц назад

      Dead people vote too don’t forget.

  • @truckermatt4603
    @truckermatt4603 Месяц назад +75

    Gotta love her wearing that $62,000 Tiffany and co necklace while talking about how she knows how we feel lol

    • @SweeneyTodd1990
      @SweeneyTodd1990 Месяц назад +4

      Yea she’s wearing it everywhere. Was even snapped wearing it visiting the border. Gotta hold her undeserved wealth in everyone’s face.

    • @ColinWrubleski-eq5sh
      @ColinWrubleski-eq5sh Месяц назад +1

      "Hypocrisy, thy name is DemoNcRAT".

    • @tiffanypoehler6191
      @tiffanypoehler6191 Месяц назад

      It’s lovely. Lol

  • @TTuxadee
    @TTuxadee Месяц назад +23

    "A pager, im sure he'll have a blast with it" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @tipsterbl
    @tipsterbl Месяц назад +15

    It’s hilarious that Costco came out and refuted Diddy’s lawyer’s assertion that buying baby oil in bulk is not strange and that there are Costco stores near his many houses. Costco put out a statement that they in fact do not sell baby oil. Maybe the fact that babies are small or that the Democrats are killing so many babies before they are born eliminates the need to offer baby oil in bulk. When it comes to actual babies a little goes a long way.

  • @petarbacac-husak295
    @petarbacac-husak295 Месяц назад +134

    I will be sorry for the people of the US if this woman wins the ellection.😂😂

    • @LadyAdakStillStands
      @LadyAdakStillStands Месяц назад +8

      Trust that true US citizens will be greatly disappointed and ticked off en masse.

    • @dances_with_incels
      @dances_with_incels Месяц назад

      They're probably gonna have to cheat again. But I'm still voting for the orange man

    • @cfvgd
      @cfvgd Месяц назад +3

      she will "win" easily. 2016 was just a mistake that never will happen agin

    • @captainmerca341
      @captainmerca341 Месяц назад

      Be sorry for the world because if she steals it WWIII will kick into overdrive.

    • @NewServerNewMan
      @NewServerNewMan Месяц назад +9

      ​@@cfvgd usa under biden and her was a joke 😂😂 believe me, im from europe i know. That is just what our people are saying

  • @trevorrandom
    @trevorrandom Месяц назад +52

    She's inspired me to vote for TRUMP 👍

    • @andreamacdonald5530
      @andreamacdonald5530 Месяц назад +1

      Nothing could inspire me to vote for him

    • @jeffsullivan2044
      @jeffsullivan2044 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@andreamacdonald5530Check out the Republican senators.......THATS why I'm Republican. Never mind Donald.

    • @anglomik
      @anglomik Месяц назад +3

      Holistically.

    • @Tiah-mm8lp
      @Tiah-mm8lp Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, but will it be counted?

    • @Israelite333
      @Israelite333 Месяц назад

      😂😂

  • @smokingnow9435
    @smokingnow9435 Месяц назад +70

    “I gotta protect my integrity and that virgin hole I was telling you about because P. Diddy be wanting to party, and you gotta tell him no,” he said, adding, “You got to tell him no. I did. I got the receipts for everything I'm telling you.” Katt Williams

    • @beagle808
      @beagle808 Месяц назад +1

      A little baby oil everything will be OK 😂

    • @Lumberton60
      @Lumberton60 Месяц назад +1

      🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Crisadder
      @Crisadder Месяц назад +1

      I love Katt 😂

  • @frostbite0707
    @frostbite0707 Месяц назад +14

    A democrat asking police to "allow people to express their anger," and "the people should expect some discomfort in the next few days," sounds like he's encouraging another crime spree and telling the police to not do anything about it.

  • @SarahG266
    @SarahG266 Месяц назад +24

    I feel ill listening to that cringy woman.

  • @Motorboatinsongun
    @Motorboatinsongun Месяц назад +32

    Diddy would probably pay 1000 bucks for a bottle of baby oil now

    • @cecynay7369
      @cecynay7369 Месяц назад +1

      Is he in general population?

  • @adamcuneo7189
    @adamcuneo7189 Месяц назад +37

    An old video just surfaced of Diddy saying that Leonardo DiCaprio was the number 1 guest at his parties.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Месяц назад +11

      No surprise there.

    • @MightyGuts7423
      @MightyGuts7423 Месяц назад +6

      There would've been way more leakage of Leonardo if he were ACTUALLY his number 1 guest. Diddy was probably just hyping having Leonardo there. A false claim. Besides Leo already came out after Diddy's arrest saying they haven't hung out in years. He's doesn't seem worried and hasn't hidden away like the rest.

    • @maureentrant5588
      @maureentrant5588 Месяц назад +5

      @@MightyGuts7423AND YOU BELIEVE HIM?😊

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Месяц назад +1

      @@MightyGuts7423 OMG, are you 12?

    • @BradleyWynne
      @BradleyWynne Месяц назад +2

      Leonardo DiDiddypartyo.

  • @SLIM_SH4DY-454
    @SLIM_SH4DY-454 Месяц назад +45

    No ONE voted for her without being coerced or payed

  • @maximkmrr3879
    @maximkmrr3879 Месяц назад +31

    "just like Ellen Page" LMFAOOOOOO

    • @BradleyWynne
      @BradleyWynne Месяц назад +3

      That always cracks me up.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammadChristian
    @mohammadChristian Месяц назад +50

    My brain cells are committing suicide.

    • @anglomik
      @anglomik Месяц назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @t-jane
    @t-jane Месяц назад +10

    "accept some discomfort for the next few days"? The country faces a few decades of discomfort cause of KAMALA - SHAME ON HER!!!!

  • @StannisBaratheonOTK
    @StannisBaratheonOTK Месяц назад +18

    Logging my weekly request to rename it Ben Before Dark, since it is filmed before Shabbat.

  • @socertiesDB9
    @socertiesDB9 Месяц назад +58

    she's a "nothing burger" 😂

  • @MasterBo360
    @MasterBo360 Месяц назад +3

    I love this Shapiro one liner commentary. Ben After Dark is my new favorite

  • @Dee-mj3pu
    @Dee-mj3pu Месяц назад +7

    Thanks, Ben!

  • @kellmac
    @kellmac Месяц назад +8

    The whole 'repeating a line to sound profound' thing is her schtick. And they fall for it.

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 Месяц назад +3

    "One bottle of baby oil goes a long way." with the voice crack is f**king GOLD!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @akapmjw
    @akapmjw Месяц назад +13

    The sad thing is I bet the people who are listening to Kamala Harris mispronounce Ecclesiastes even noticed or cared.

  • @court8420
    @court8420 Месяц назад +16

    Someone has to explain to her what her word of the day actually means.

  • @grateful7420
    @grateful7420 Месяц назад +18

    Ben is the best comedian with true content of our time. What would happen if Ben & Russel Brand did a rap song together!? ShapiRussel. Ben Brand. 😂😂🎉

    • @ChazeGeyer
      @ChazeGeyer Месяц назад

      It would be met with mercilessly endless jokes 😂

  • @josephcrowe2908
    @josephcrowe2908 Месяц назад +10

    This was actually pretty savage. Also hilarious.

  • @Noname-wz1yy
    @Noname-wz1yy Месяц назад +1

    This version of Ben is my favorite. Absolute brilliance brother.

  • @Gane-Shillis
    @Gane-Shillis Месяц назад +29

    Diddy done did it

  • @xanatos819
    @xanatos819 Месяц назад +1

    Im a fan of this format. Its kinda like a version of the Daily Show, but honest. Good work!

  • @rLxJake
    @rLxJake Месяц назад +17

    Katt Williams remains undefeated.

  • @ashleyphelps6288
    @ashleyphelps6288 Месяц назад +2

    And he’s back! Almost as good as the 1st Ben After Dark show :) Keep it up, writers ❣️

  • @Şëǎłŷ-i5f
    @Şëǎłŷ-i5f Месяц назад

    Please keep making these "after dark" videos. I look forward to them so much.

  • @Whatever_Linda
    @Whatever_Linda Месяц назад +9

    I’ve been binging all these stories on diddy. I can’t wait to hear who he throws under the bus.

    • @BellaBella-jw9ef
      @BellaBella-jw9ef Месяц назад

      Me too. I’m a bit obsessed as there’s so much I didn’t know about the music industry. But it is a distraction…

  • @A1A..
    @A1A.. Месяц назад +17

    She gives me a headache

  • @RossIsFine
    @RossIsFine Месяц назад +11

    Jesus Christ is Messiah! John 3:16-21

  • @kennylavay8492
    @kennylavay8492 Месяц назад +4

    Any one else getting tired of seeing Kamal Harris commercials . Give it a hell yes

  • @monkeygraborange
    @monkeygraborange Месяц назад +8

    I’m assuming that by “baby oil” what is being discussed is actual oil made from babies.

  • @itssupadave7274
    @itssupadave7274 Месяц назад +28

    Diddy is an official unit of measure. When you buy 1,000 of anything. Call it a Diddy.

    • @adrian3355w
      @adrian3355w Месяц назад +4

      Why do Americans use every unit of measurement except for the metric system? 😅

    • @HaveCommonSense76
      @HaveCommonSense76 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @msegura6372
      @msegura6372 Месяц назад +2

      I’m having a diddy of laughs at your joke!

    • @Braziliannig
      @Braziliannig Месяц назад +2

      Diddymetre, no more kilometre

  • @MReginaldGoldstein77
    @MReginaldGoldstein77 Месяц назад +6

    I hope they actually called it Operation Grim Beeper lol

  • @bogard258
    @bogard258 Месяц назад +2

    I’m still laughing over bulk baby oil
    Worst part is saying that’s a normal amount with a straight face
    I have more respect for panic buying toilet paper

  • @ellieveganphilly-7335
    @ellieveganphilly-7335 Месяц назад +1

    Ben’s comedy routines are the most underrated videos on the internet?

  • @jethrox827
    @jethrox827 Месяц назад +2

    The inspiration we get from being inspired is inspiring 👍

  • @SusanR.Daniel
    @SusanR.Daniel Месяц назад +3

    That’s enough oil to launch a boat! Absolutely disgustingly repulsive.🤮

  • @CliftonSimon4924
    @CliftonSimon4924 Месяц назад +10

    Diddy, Lebron, Dre, Snoop and Jay Z have been busy with each other with the baby oil.

  • @kekesam4957
    @kekesam4957 Месяц назад +6

    Tell this guy (don't remember his name) to update the slogan to "From the Liver to the Knee"!

  • @janicemorris6085
    @janicemorris6085 Месяц назад +6

    Sadly Adams was pushing for Veganism instead of the overall general health of the economy safety and integrity of NYC. But it all falls back on the voters who put him there

  • @MinisterioFaroDeEsperanza
    @MinisterioFaroDeEsperanza Месяц назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @VirtualAs
    @VirtualAs Месяц назад

    0:50 Mary Schmick, a writer for Chicago tribune, who teaches yoga, used to say, " We remember to inspire/inhale, but we forget to expire/exhale."

  • @susiesnowflake3589
    @susiesnowflake3589 Месяц назад

    I think you had way too much fun with this one. I love it!

  • @stellameg1
    @stellameg1 Месяц назад

    This might be my favorite Ben after dark episode yet!

  • @ivanpaniagua6914
    @ivanpaniagua6914 Месяц назад +1

    He had me laughing when discussing RFK Jr.’s affair. Ben is a funny guy. 😁

  • @TootlesSon
    @TootlesSon Месяц назад +2

    BEN! BYU Football QB, Jake Retzlaff. He’s BYU’s first Jewish QB. And BYU is 5-0 for the first time since 1984. Power 4 conference. Something cool to talk about on your show!

  • @ellieveganphilly-7335
    @ellieveganphilly-7335 Месяц назад

    This was the best weekly roundup! 😂

  • @davidhalldurham
    @davidhalldurham Месяц назад +1

    I love this series!

  • @doseofreality615
    @doseofreality615 Месяц назад +2

    I like the play on words used for the title with Diddy's name 😂

  • @narv5684
    @narv5684 Месяц назад

    ...Guards said they knew there was a problem when Combs could be heard in his cell rapping..."Could stop, might stop." bravo, sir 👏👏👏

  • @cchico41
    @cchico41 Месяц назад

    love the ben after dark episodes

  • @KillerSmilEz101
    @KillerSmilEz101 Месяц назад +2

    Damn the Joe Biden in the herbal essences joke killed me Ben 😂😅

  • @onemercilessming1342
    @onemercilessming1342 Месяц назад +3

    Geez..."We have to guard that spirit..." sparse applause. Look of relief on Kacklin' Kamala's countenance when she realizes there MIGHT be a smidgen of support behind her word salad, then smugness that she's finally hit a responsive chord in an otherwise unenthusiastic crowd.

    • @denisefallon3456
      @denisefallon3456 Месяц назад

      Crowd was tiny and then most had to go out side and barf

  • @lpsglitterpaws8536
    @lpsglitterpaws8536 Месяц назад +1

    I love Ben after dark!

  • @nancycejarimanifestingfrom
    @nancycejarimanifestingfrom Месяц назад +1

    Why everyone is now so surprised at Diddy and Hollywood ... everyone knew, and they are just showing half of it

  • @aneliaprodanova
    @aneliaprodanova Месяц назад +1

    That was a great one!

  • @joehynes2964
    @joehynes2964 Месяц назад

    Brilliant work here, Ben. !

  • @DJ99777
    @DJ99777 Месяц назад

    I don’t really know who Diddy is other than a music label person but I find this stuff quite entertaining

  • @cycleguy666
    @cycleguy666 Месяц назад +5

    Diddy will never survive jail.....he may bleed out!! Thats justice but only after a lengthy trial with lots of names,stories,and videos!! Great entertainment!!

  • @gpaulso
    @gpaulso Месяц назад

    I miss that duck hunt game. Some great memories playing that in my grandparent's basement as a kid.

  • @johnwillis12454
    @johnwillis12454 Месяц назад +2

    I'm pretty sure she has that "word of the day" toilet paper where it just keeps repeating depending on how many sheets you use !

  • @CornPopodopolis
    @CornPopodopolis Месяц назад +4

    Ben competing with Eugene Levy for bushiest eyebrows

  • @natashamiller4860
    @natashamiller4860 Месяц назад +1

    “Costco has been forced to set the record straight regarding claims that embattled hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs purchased a massive amount of baby oil from their stores.” Also, I checked and Costco doesn’t even sell baby oil, anyway. Further, if they did, there are only 24 full-sized bottles of baby oil in a box. So, a little common sense clearly debunks this.

  • @AdinaShoshanaSturman-os6tk
    @AdinaShoshanaSturman-os6tk Месяц назад +2

    WHUT THUH HELLS!?!
    Promoting gambling addiction?!?
    Get rid of that advertiser!!!

  • @Ellianette
    @Ellianette Месяц назад

    I remember back before I started listening to Ben’s stuff, legit thought he was humourless but damn he’s got some bangers

  • @ohmytwilight6913M
    @ohmytwilight6913M Месяц назад

    Ben, I wish they'd let you interview her. It would be EPIC!!

  • @rf7869
    @rf7869 Месяц назад +6

    In Canada---Kamala would Qualify as ECE (Early Childhood Educator).

  • @Dogfathergrooming
    @Dogfathergrooming Месяц назад

    How is this not an every day part of the ben shapiro show? Ben, my friend of the same age... we really need the comedy every day, you killed it with this as you always do ( props to the producers) BEN AFTER DARK EVERY DAY! THERE IS NOTHING TO CLEAN UP.... GIVE THE CONSERVATIVES A REASON NOT TO FEEL LIKE THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN

  • @dexterdulley89
    @dexterdulley89 Месяц назад +4

    Not a thousand bottles of baby oil 😂

  • @matildamatilda7458
    @matildamatilda7458 Месяц назад

    Gotta love “Ben After Dark”

  • @sidecardog5244
    @sidecardog5244 Месяц назад +2

    If the adult toy don't fit.... then you must acquit!

  • @wazzakamaneitor
    @wazzakamaneitor Месяц назад +1

    That line about his "happy place" hahahaha killed me 💀

  • @bella_bee5
    @bella_bee5 Месяц назад

    Even his own lawyer 🤣 “idk why you’d need 1,000. One bottle of baby oil goes a long way” THATS THE POINT! That’s why everyone’s freaking out over 1,000! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @YoYoCoCo777
    @YoYoCoCo777 Месяц назад +1

    Curveball:
    Maybe the baby oil was not baby oil at all.
    Maybe The bottles were filled with ADRENACHROME 😮
    Hmmmm🤔

  • @aabb2639
    @aabb2639 Месяц назад +5

    Inspired, holistically, and covered in baby oil.

  • @djremotion2
    @djremotion2 Месяц назад

    8:56 That is a nice scene to reminiscence. Diddy has only gotten away with 20 or so murders, here talking to his handler, the real deal with 300+ murders.

  • @thomasshupp7270
    @thomasshupp7270 Месяц назад

    please make a playlist of ben after dark i need it

  • @jnbornlost
    @jnbornlost Месяц назад

    I didn't know I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying today, but here I am.

  • @robertgiancola677
    @robertgiancola677 Месяц назад

    This was a good episode of Ben after dark

  • @Urban_Nish
    @Urban_Nish Месяц назад +3

    ben after dark uploaded at 3pm

  • @greorith
    @greorith Месяц назад

    this format should be the regular show

  • @JohnBerry-q1h
    @JohnBerry-q1h Месяц назад +3

    Holistic, or Wholistic, is a term used to refer to a sector of a Venn diagram.

  • @FuzzyAngyl
    @FuzzyAngyl Месяц назад

    Love u Ben, hope you had a great weekend so far. I'll be praying for u and ur family.

  • @BlackGravity-ox7yw
    @BlackGravity-ox7yw Месяц назад

    Ben, I truly hope you continue your music career.

  • @tammysink4312
    @tammysink4312 Месяц назад

    Love you, Ben! Have been watching you for years. 😍