This Normal Guy Is hungry To Sell You A Cheap House TODAY come in - House Hunted ALL ENDINGS
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- House Hunted is a horror game where you get free or at least near free real estate is an expensive housing market. Video has all endings and game is created by the John Doe dev.
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Welcome to the It's Free Comment Real Estate, how It's Free Comment Real Estate are ya?
You are so amazing
Yes it's free real estate-
Manly I will vote you for the next president.
How much is it?
Free to be free
Maison is french for house and talo is Finnish for house as well. They decided to name the realtor "House House"
In retrospect, I should've seen the bad ending coming
Perfect name
"Talo" means "lose" in Filipino sooo... You could say he _lost_ the chance to sell himself.
Man that was the worse pun I've ever made.
@@nicolelouise7295 Nah dude, I laughed >:D
@@Lemon_Thief Yeah I'm Finnish and I just commented to question if his last name was Talo because it means house 😂
Manly: *provides minimal personal background*
Also Manly: I helped my school embezzle money one time
fr i had to do a double take, definitely seems like something manly would accidentally do lmao
@@leadpaintenthusiast5324 same, for a moment I thought it was the dialogue in the game.
Bruuhhhh Ikr! I need more elaboration, that sounds like such an interesting story! XD I mean, all fishy stories that happened in your childhood that you thought nothing of, only to realize what really happened once you got older years later. For better or for worse, they still prove to have a strange appeal, at least to me. Just proves how much we grow as people and learn better.
Well, if we're not going to fund them then they gotta get money from somewhere.
In this episode manly has to fight the worst monster known to man,,, a persistent real estate agent
I thought that title was for the IRS.
@@magpieinthelibrary5691 the irs only comes for you like once a month…. Unless you pissed them off in which case God Help you because they will collect taxes one way or the other. Or you don’t pay taxes (non working) which means you don’t have to worry about the irs yet…
@@goldenexperiencerequiem4714 I don’t have to worry about the IRS yet but I still do.
I thought it was the guy on the phone who wants to talk about your car's extended warranty
Keep waiting for the Buying A Car From The Used Car Lot horror game, tbh.
Manly: *just casually drops that he helped a school embezzle money*
Never change, Manly.
I mean, do change from helping schools embezzle money
ŒEEEEEEEEEE
Embezzle money? From whom?
I audibly gasped when I saw Doe, it was nice to see him do normal human stuff like using a crosswalk.
Shame they got doe-eyed
Actually, I think this is the first meeting between him and You, so in a way this is the beginning of him doing non-human stuff 😂
We started his funky ways
I felt pure happiness when i saw him
I feel like doe pours the milk before the cereal
Gotta love how Manly just talks about how he helped his school illegally embezzle money in such a calming tone
well he was a kid so he didn't know any better back then
I mean how bad of a crime is that? You wouldn't get up start crying because a school has illegally embezzled money. Start violently vomiting and shitting because of it.
not gonna lie, it took me by surprise i almost choked on my dirty bean water lol
Manly is the kind of person that’ll calmly say “I remember when I helped Winnie the Pooh come into power” and explain how he did it and all be factual
@@HolyHunterOfGold "Winnie the Pooh" or Winnie the Pooh?
You: "Why does every creepy yet somewhat alluring guy in this town TRY TO STALK ME?!"
maybe the valley has some weird fine print saying
WARNING 80% of being stalked or abnormal thing will occur in this location
Protagonist power
"You" must be so hot to have dilf house, Emo eldritch, and hunky wolf Hannibal stalking them
Okay, now I want a sequel where Maison keeps harassing You after John has his heart set on them, only for the whole thing to devolve into a big cockfight between the two eldritch abominations. One wants to eat You, the other wants to "cherish" them for all eternity, both are driven by a twisted, animalistic and possessive kind of love. The incompatibility of their goals and egos would make for a crazy confrontation...
That would be great! You could craftily manipulate them into killing each other, freeing herself from them forever.
Sounds fun indeed.
I guess that's what Fox meant when he said that John Doe is relatively harmless compared to the other entities in the Uncanny Valley.
gotta say Im team John Doe lol look at his heart shaped eyes when he first saw you, kinda cute
@@Jaakei
Haha, I cannot blame you. I must admit, he is my favourite as well. What can I say, I have a soft spot for long-haired, messy boys. And the way he could interact with the game's interface to block the player's choices was a really cool and interesting aspect...
That is the 3rd game
I'm a fan of the backgrounds. They look like they're generated by an A.I. with how distorted they are, but still look familiar enough to tell where or what they are.
Uncanny Valley indeed!
I was just gonna say that! Haha
Same, I love how surreal they look. This game and John Doe are set in a place called the Uncanny Valley, do having AI generated backgrounds fit perfectly.
They are A.I generated.
Uncanny Valley is most fitting. That one beige building also kinda looks like it's made out of cardboard but you can see it was a picture of a normal building that was edited. Reminds me of weirdcore as well.
In retrospect, Maison is kind of like a reverse vampire. He can only eat you if you enter "his" house
Eat in which wa-
@@donotreadmyprofile9373get yo mind out of the gutter
@@redblushinrose sorry man I'm in too deep
6:08 Hello everyone, this is ManlyBadassEmbezzler, and welcome to: Jail time. Jail time is a real life horror game about the very real horrors of going to prison, and also it just may or may not be haunted"
that made me laugh and I'm not happy about that that pun is too cheesy have a like for making me laugh my lungs out bro
Honestly surpised there wasn't a "Date" ending seeming how much the "Maison" seemed to like you in one of the endings
*just saying the guy seemed more thirsty than hungry at one point*
me to honestly
He's too hungry
He needs to eat not date
Damn first MC had to go through a creepy Real Estate Agent then a Psycho admirer? MC gets no sleep whatsoever ☠️
They gets no sleep but they are guaranteed to get bitched /hj
Yeah they can’t Catch a break
@@angelfactory5842 xD
Since Maison is a house, wouldn’t he be a HOUSE husband?
I had heard of "the ways of the house husband" but i didnt know it was a horror story
@@yuki97kira i'm pretty sure it isn't
The Ways of the House Hunter
@@gachareacter4170 ah that's what it is, where can i read or watch it?
Well... Wanna know Maison's age?
(Edit: I realize that he's 40-50)
This dude would have a way better chance of finding a "buyer" if he moved to a more aggressive (IE bullshit priced and overdemanding) market. Living in Canadas Halifax area looking for an apartment is awful. I'd be taking these risks even if the walls melt, the sink bleeds, there's ghosts coming out of the toilet, there's a hobbit in the ceiling (I've got chicken bones for it) or the fridge is a portal to some eldritch hell. Getting eaten is a risk worth taking for that sweet sweet property value.
i’m going to halifax next week on vacation! i’m excited. anywhere i should check out?
If I had a nickel for the amount of times ManlyBadassHero played a game with a tumblr sexyman in it within the last few months I'd have like... 8 nickels
Out of curiosity, what is a tumblr sexyman? lmao
I think I have more nickels if I added them up for "vore-centric games"
And ditto to "why is this a *Tumblr* sexyman?"
@@Transformers2Fan1 They all reek of "this character will get aggressivley hounded over on Tumblr". Has it happened yet? Not necessarily. But it will. Oh, it will. I have a radar for these things.
@@verity_amo oh Tumblr is nefarious for that
And it being vore only makes it worse - the Tumblr vore crowd is even more degenerate than the "vanilla degenerate" Tumblr crowd
@@Transformers2Fan1 well that goes without saying 💀
Wears blood coloured clothes and has a devlish joker-grin? That person looks trustworthy! Let's go and buy a murderhouse!
*"His voice so smooth as if he's given this same speech a million times"*
Manly : *"Hey everyone this is ManlyBadassHero"*
Perfection
Manly indirectly helped school embezzled funds illegally as a kid? Even as a kid, manly is so badass xD
Yep, if something is too good to be true, then it must be. There's scam in my country where you can pay administration for a million and you'll get 100 million
badass??? lmaoo he was being used for crimes as a kid
He looks like the kind of guy thats supposed to be scary but will have people simp for him
Can confirm
Don't ask how I know
👀 couldn’t be me, definitely not.
A Tumblr Sexyman incarnate.
I've seen fanart of him on Twitter. Yes, you're right...
The grand return of the tumblr sexyman.
This could not have come at a better time. Me and my boyfriend are looking for a place to live, and we will take this lesson very seriously into consideration when making our choice. Thank you, Manly.
If you're looking for a place to REST PEACEFULLY, I am the #1 REALTOR of the Suspicious Area and would gladly get you INTO a house TODAY!
This reply is kinda sus ngl
Wdym it’s the #1 REALTOR of sus city HES the best at his job he even got me a house
@@jeromebreton2764 So..how are ya' pal..?
Is your soul still rattling around there?
Yes sir/madam I am still in possession of my earthly body and I am not possessed
Buying a house ? In THIS economy ?
Like 200000 for an apartment.
The player character was probably a millionaire and STILL struggling to find affordable rent
another one of them games where you can absolutely tell the dev has some... completely normal art of the characters stashed away on their hard drive.
y'know what. good for them
I've seen this dev's Twitter. The art is...not stashed in their hard drive...it's on full display.
@@darrelsam419 disgusting and totally transparent
@@darrelsam419 do you....do you know the twitter...of the dev..
@@darrelsam419 GOOD for them. GOOD for them.
@@adzudelee1921 "source??? so i can avoid it btw haha 😳😳😳"
The concept of a house being alive is honestly pretty terrifying, wish it was utilized more in horror. Maison being the agent's name kinda gave it away but I still liked that he was an extension of the house and not just some crazy guy.
Check out "Monster House" (movie) and the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode "House Calls" for more of this concept!
@@voidbreather7405 I’ve seen Monster House lol, it’s a good movie.
@@voidbreather7405 I saw both of these. house calls had a nice sweet ending.
oh- this reminded me of the house in addams family
There's that game called "Anatomy"...
He seems like...one *hell* of a realtor.
I-........
I love you now 🗣️💖💖💖
Black Butler reference...
BB reference?
Ah, kuroshitsuji
Oml…
I saw the title and thumbnail and "It's free real estate" popped into my head.
I absolutely loved John Doe and when I found out the creator, MortisFox, was making another game set in the same universe as JD, I was looking forward to it. I'm so happy this game is released and is just as good and creepy as JD.
I look forward to see more stuff from them. ^^ I feel like they're going to be like Chilla's Art where they'll make a series of horror games with a very specific aesthetic.
YESSS I was so happy seeing the art style and apartment setting in the beginning :D
MortisFox? Like MortisGhost of OFF and Toby Fox of Undertale? XD
I would love a sequel game that let's us know just how many home there are carnivorous or if there are any actual real people in the city or if it's all monsters. This was a fun watch!
Mortisfox did confirm there isn't a normal person with a normal body in that town 🤣
Saw the art and IMMEDIATELY knew it was from this artist
Whos the artist?
@@Etchethera masochistfox, reads in the description
Oh same!
@@omppul I knew the art style looked familiar lol
@@kingofravens215 it's a good style! Really love his work :]
To be fair. if an hourglass figured guy approached me like that, it will be hard to resist his charm
7:16 Yes, that's our Manly! Randomly trying to save our protag in some games, while throwing them to the wolves in others! Never Change Manly! I appreciate both sides of it!
" Don't worry honey, John Doe's dilf version doesn't exist "
*John Doe's dilf version*
his waistline tho, dammnn 😳
Hilf
john dilf
“You’re not a real estate agent, you’re a house!”
-Manly 2022
As a real estate agent I can confirm this is indeed how we eat.
man spamton finally got a job! good for him
OMG YES 🤣
HAH-
HEY EVERY !! ITS YOUR PAL, SPAMTON-SPAMTON G SPAMTON! 1# REALTOR IN UNCANNY VALLEY.
*This is spamton now, feel old yet?*
"This reminds me of the time I indirectly, as a kid, helped a school embezzle funds illegally." E...excuse me, what?
I am now very curious about the kind of childhood Manly had 😂
You've never done it? You're the werid one here 🤣 my school didn't even have money to embezzle. Our teachers had to share classrooms😂 shit they just got an auditorium like 10 years after I was done. They're doing better now I'd think. We had to use another school's auditorium for things lmao
@@TheNinjaNiky My mom was the vice principal so I wasn't allowed to do illegal things 🤣
@@selinnazsur2328 lmao, at least you cared about your moms career and didn't want to ruin it. That's a good enough reason to me
I remember in one of Manly's videos he talks about how he was wandering around his grandma's(?) house looking for candy and he said he suddenly ended up in a room filled w/ scary dolls lol
I kinda wish Maison was just a normal guy in one of these endings. I think the idea of a creepy looking realtor who genuinely wants to provide good service is absurdly humorous.
Couple years ago I did a joke about the horrors of trying to buy a house in a previous game about buying houses (I think it was called Real Estate) in this same channel. Today as a grown adult, I can confirm the horrors are no joke and are very much real
"this reminds me of when i was a kid and helped a school embezzle funds" y'all forget the game we're getting manly lore today
That has to be the most weirdly soothing death I've ever seen in a horror game.
I know. Because it’s a horror game, you expect it to be more gruesome. But I kind of like that about the deaths
My only interaction with John Doe is through Manly (and some random video that got recommended to me), but I was instantly able to recognize that it was apart of a John Doe Universe just by the art style itself.
I'll be watching the JDU with great interest now lmao
I liked this quite a bit more than John Doe. A weirdly unique concept, the Ai generated backgrounds worked well for the story and your character being receptive to the monster felt genuine? Less than just the "obsessed stalker".
I have a theory, this game seems to be a prequel even though it came out after John Doe as it mentions this that are in the John Doe game, the gas station, your name, even John Doe him self. John Doe seems to take place after to “Doe eyed” ending, showing how Doe seems to have fallen in love with You the moment he saw you. Guess you could say it was…love at first sight
Manly reveals his dark criminal past. I knew it! His soul is shredded in the trash like those financial records.
The Apartment "REALTOR-Free guarantee" makes a lot more sense by the end.
as far as i'm aware, the laws of real estate have a dependent baseline. but im fairly certain (at least in aus and us) that if u ask they are legally obligated to tell you. maison should be getting a fine for this, inhuman realtor/houses still have to be held accountable by the law, idk who's doing the accounting, they aren't acquitable just because theyre a house
It depends on where the house is. New York, for example, doesn’t require disclosure.
Edit: I’m Australian, but I looked up NY specifically for a short story I was writing.
@@theGhostWolfe i hate to actually u, but in the us at least, if a buyer asks, the realtor is legally obligated to tell them if a death happened on the property. ill clarify that bit lol
whether or not they need to disclose it listings and such, its kinda dependent on the death itself. peaceful death no, violent death yeah
its only valid for like 3 years tho I think?
@@onibeebee So, looking this up. New York Consolidated Laws, Real Property Law - RPP § 443-a. Disclosure obligations: “it is not a material defect or fact relating to property offered for sale or lease […] that: (b) the property is, or is suspected to have been, the site of a homicide, suicide, or other death by accidental or natural causes, or any crime punishable as a felony.”
Where I live, it’s not legally required to disclose, but it is considered best practice to disclose such information. Qld law doesn’t define death as being or not being “material” the way New York does, but legal precedent supports that it is material, and cases have gone against realtors that didn’t disclose.
I just bought a place in California and in the paperwork there was a YES/NO line stating if there has been a death on the property
Well, if no body was ever recovered (or death reported) does it still legally count?
And if Mr. House House can digest bone then I'm seriously concerned to know if his doors and windows are water tight.
Yessss! I'm so stoked to see more content from this dev!! Can't wait to see the John Doe update. That "Doe Eyed" ending made me grin.
*I'll Think I rather Sleep in a Trashcan instead. At least it has no souls in it.*
Oscar the grouch's soul may be in there.
You sure Manly's soul ain't in it?
yeah trust the real estate agent who's name is literally House Food in french and go to the "starving" house. The background music even sounds like pulsing 80s horror music xD If only horror protags could hear thematic music lol.
I don’t know which is more shocking: Maison being a hungry house or the Manly’s school embezzlement O_o
"This is part of the John Doe Universe"
Me: Damn.... Here we go again. 🚶♀️
The man leans in and whispers to you digesting on the couch "its free real estate"
Honestly mildly surprised there isn't a fifth thirsty ending, esp with how the last one panned out.
....wait, is THAT what "thirst trap" means?
I come for the silky-smooth voice, but I stay for the embezzlement stories!
Quite fitting the name of the place "uncanny valley" considering in both games the backgrounds are clearly A.I. generated and sometimes you can't tell some of the objects even if it feels like it is a photomanipulated pic. Maybe Doe is like Madison, an entity linked to a house the one you already bought or similar since it altered the environment of your room in the first game.
why do I feel like the bad guy was designed to be thirsted over by tumblr?
Well that's one way to make your game popular
Because he probably is, as well as fitting many of the classic Tumblr Sexyman tropes, such as wearing suits.
Maybe this is my depression talking but having somebody tuck me into the meat blankets while it gets very very warm and I don't have to wake up again doesn't sound as terrifying as I think the developers thought it would 😅
Bahaha. That's one funny feeling!
.... I wasn't expecting house vore.
Thank god, I wasn’t the only person person thinking that
@@madcheshire1204 sent this to a friend and went "I know 'manly does a vore game' is now a meme, but I wasn't expecting it here"
Dammit creator I want to know more about this weird universe!
Aaaa
Why on earth did I kind of like the house monster/ agent? I wish there was an ending where we don’t get digested and instead live in/ with the house and become friends/ more. 😬I really need to meet more guys 😂
"You're not a real state agent, you're a house!" Is something I never thought I'd hear
I feel the third (?) ending is pretty sweet, almost bittersweet, idk tho, the way he interacts with the MC when he eats them, he seems so sad, it feels like he doesn't really want to eat the MC
This game is most likely a prequel to the John Doe game since in the third ending where she survives, she said she applied for a job at a gas station and got the job, while in the John Doe game she works in the gas station.
At first I totally thought this dude was some human in a weird relationship with the houses, like an alternative version of Monster House
*NEW Manly Lore!* He accidentally helped embezzle school funds as a kid! What a shocking plot twist, for our BadassHero! XD
There are two kinds of fears. Rational and irrational. Being afraid of realtors is an irrational fear. -lemony snicket, a series of unfortunate events (2004)
Lemony snicket>>
Maison seems like he overdosed on caffeine, high on coffee and I relate to that
OMG HI DOE
So for 1st game, we got John Doe. For 2nd we got Maison Talo. So are we getting the sad looking guy for 3rd Uncanny Valley series?
I think so-
What sad looking guy? I WANT TO KNOW!
pretty please
@@user-oz3tj5mg9n the sad business man, who was sitting on the bench
Lemme make a timestamp
@@user-oz3tj5mg9n 30:50
Here you go
@@slendyfia_9497 oh that one! Lol I forgot it- maybe we could lol!
This game is turning into some weird cosmic horror nightvale dating simulator and im not against it.
Realtor horror, very specific and yet it works well. The connection to the John Doe game is a neat little bonus, but just on its own I still think this is enjoyable.
Everybody says lawyers are like devils, but I think realtors and other salesmen are more malicious. Look at the evolution of advertising tactics.
With all this stuff going on the next game is probably gonna be a lawsuit but the courtroom eats you or something
I don't know whether to be terrified, disgusted, or turned on by these characters. Especially with manly's voice.
At first I suspected Satan trading souls for houses, but it was actually just Monster House.
I was so disturbed by his name at first, because Maison literally means house in French haha
Edit and spoiler : omg that's literally foreshadowing in another language what
It seems these producers have a knack for the crafting of Tumblr sexymen, especially this guy, being very similar to Spamton
the terrifying part of this game is that the design SCREAMS tumblr sexyman
I AM GOING TO SOB IT DOES
Seeing John doe in this is so cool. I really want to know how this world expands and what's it all means.
14:14 for Doe
TY
3:57
“This person already has a house! My plan is RUINED!!”
Not you casually mentioning helping your school embezzle money on accident LMFAO
I thought you were doing a bit at first
The mention of John Doe in the first ending made me scream on god.
How house mimics work in the modern era! What do you expect from a place called "Uncanny Valley"? I kind of wonder if the apartment company had some sort of deal with Maison too... like they have to give him a chance to prey on any new arrivals. Since once you turned him down the "issue" wiht your apartmnet disappeared. Plus when you called you could hear an "animal" in the background, which might have been the house.
24:38 If you think of the house as starving to death. Actually, after hearing how it wished it could keep you around longer, I kinda feel bad for it. It must be a lonely existence.
Wish that there was an option to like, go buy a ton of meat at the store and feed the house that instead, and then peacefully live within it/him with that kind of arrangement (or even just remain as friends while you're living elsewhere).
@@voidbreather7405 That's an interesting idea. But maybe the house needs humans? Maybe not even in quality of meat, but on a metaphysical level, it needs people to "buy" it.
Although Maison says that other Realtors have taken to just grabbing people. But then he also implies that that has negative consequences for the house.
Yeah, thinking of the House Man starving and needing YOU makes me think it just suffers much of the time. Especially like when YOU decline his offer to go inside last minute and he got "depressed". So crazy to feel sadness for somebody wanting to eat YOU. Ahhh.
I just realized this is bascially a prequel! You were looking for an apartment from a town you never went to and got a job at a gas station. And when you first met john doe and pretty much went into a time loop with him Also it just confirms that this place is full of monsters.
Manly's speech was so perfect and inspiring, I'm motivated to finish college
Nothing better than finding a new channel you like enough to binge.😁 His commentary has such chill energy while playing some terrifying games...it's oddly a perfect combo lol
Why did manly casually say that he accidentally help his school embezzle funds like he was just asked about how his day was
It’s scary because it’s true, house prices are insane
Reminds me of Illbleed, Courage, and Monster House mixed together. These monster shapeshifter folks can warp reality and bend it. Still would eat that flavor changing cake though.
I love MortisFox's games and his art style
I hope your doing well Manly! We love you
yoooooooooo we have the same name
Maison is basically Alastor in a different font
was expecting normal guy. got creepy guy with snatched waist. i was lied to, what the h e c k
Reminds me of the game manly played a while back, it was bout a stalker doing, you know, stalking (i dont remember the name but i liked story, i might spoil it tho if i tried to recall the story lol). I liked the backrounds in that game, remember a comment saying it was ai generated which was p creative on the creators behalf so kudos to them on that
Edit: oh, i was right. The game was john doe. The power of vibes ig
I don't see "in a sexy way" or "not in a sexy way" in the title and now I don't know what to expect and I'm scared.
I can't wait until the dating Sim where you get today all of the John Doe dev's characters
the whole idea of the house being "alive" and eating people reminds me of a book I read once where the protagonist is a detective trying to find someone's runaway teenage daughter, and it turns out that she ended up being lured to a house that feeds on runaways/drug addicts/etc; even had the thing where they're digested through the floor like that
If you ever find the name of the book lmk! It sounds really interesting (and I need more stuff to read)
@@Jashinist-follower Sorry for the late reply; it's been a long time since I actually read the book in question so I couldn't remember a lot of details, but after searching up a little it was apparently the first in a series called the "Nightside" books.
Can't say for certain how flawless it is since I read it when I was a lot younger, but I at least remember it being pretty good fun so if you're okay with "pulpier" type of fiction then you'll probably enjoy it.
Hope you like it! Best of luck in finding more stuff to read. 😊
Poor Life Choices #28: Moving to a city named Uncanny Valley.
Poor Life Choices #29: Trusting a man literally named house to sell you a house.
It feels like someone is trying to sell me something! -Spongebob Squarepants, 2011.
I’m guessing this is how John Doe first saw us
29:34 CALLING ALL THE FANFIC WRITERS WHO CAN MAKE THAT "another world"
i do recommend checking out john doe again, one of the new endings is a happy ending with our favorite eldritch abomination
Whaddya wanna bet that ending was added BECAUSE people started unironically simping for him? 🤣
XD I'm so charmed by this guy ngl. He could've just kidnapped You but instead he's like :(((( oh no my food said it wants to leave :(((( guess I'll Starve
Maison: Nah. I wasn't following you. I'm just THAT good.
You: That's bullshit, but I believe it.