"In Honolulu" - German Sailor Song

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  • @dataexpunged2827
    @dataexpunged2827 3 года назад +5274

    “C’mon bro ask her out the worst she can say is no”
    The girl: *ACH BITTE, NEIN!*

    • @treeman12815
      @treeman12815 3 года назад +251

      oh please no

    • @atc5412
      @atc5412 3 года назад +213

      OH PLEASE NO I WILL GET MURDERED FOR CHEATING ON MY HUSBAND

    • @benhennessy9507
      @benhennessy9507 3 года назад +28

      F

    • @WCortW553
      @WCortW553 3 года назад +100

      In perfect German too

    • @013aanikhfds
      @013aanikhfds 3 года назад +68

      Ich bin verheirat

  • @dalmatiaball7687
    @dalmatiaball7687 4 года назад +6674

    Getting rejected - small brain
    Getting rejected and making a song about it - big brain

    • @anubs9528
      @anubs9528 4 года назад +349

      Gettin rejected and making an upbeat song about it - ultra brain

    • @shizukajoestar614
      @shizukajoestar614 4 года назад +198

      Getting rejected and making an upbeat song with your fellow sailors about it - legendary brain

    • @Fadhiil5112
      @Fadhiil5112 4 года назад +6

      @@corensiagh ha ha davie504

    • @lilyislamey1265
      @lilyislamey1265 4 года назад +21

      Neing happy about being rejected:
      *E N L I G H T E N M E N T*

    • @crowbirdryuell
      @crowbirdryuell 4 года назад +2

      Hmm seems Tylor Swift to me

  • @smashwombel
    @smashwombel 4 года назад +6875

    When you get friendzoned in your own colony

    • @jeegupopli1871
      @jeegupopli1871 4 года назад +262

      And then u call on the bois to do u a solid ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

    • @NAA81-d5z
      @NAA81-d5z 4 года назад +146

      When you get rejected by your child

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 4 года назад +101

      Northern tracks when you get rejected from Art School

    • @elcompagenito3250
      @elcompagenito3250 4 года назад +46

      Time to commit some atrocities then

    • @noro_04
      @noro_04 4 года назад +19

      @@NAA81-d5z what

  • @yodef6828
    @yodef6828 4 года назад +4495

    Imagine asking a girl if you can accompany her and she says, *"OH PLEASE, NO"*

    • @Litovskyy
      @Litovskyy 4 года назад +468

      Well, time for another anschluss

    • @jellevanschaijk05
      @jellevanschaijk05 4 года назад +188

      i'd probably go into cardiac arrest

    • @DragonHunter24
      @DragonHunter24 4 года назад +150

      Its more like „Aw Hell, no!“ in the context of that he‘s not worth of hers time

    • @masonwolf1934
      @masonwolf1934 4 года назад +27

      feelsbadman

    • @unicornlegit3696
      @unicornlegit3696 4 года назад +75

      @@DragonHunter24 nope in german its like a No thank you like a kind no

  • @turtek12
    @turtek12 3 года назад +5755

    "In Honolulu, in the Land of the Azores, and on Samoa, this is tradition."
    Poor guy got friendzoned on at least three different islands.

    • @sigmaballsnetwork
      @sigmaballsnetwork 3 года назад +647

      The Azores is multiple islands, same with Samoa, my man gets rejected too much

    • @thetoastergod5935
      @thetoastergod5935 3 года назад +378

      damn, even the Portuguese rejected him, AND THEY ADMIRE THE GERMANS

    • @treeman12815
      @treeman12815 3 года назад +71

      does anybody know who made this song and when it was made

    • @scottishemu159
      @scottishemu159 3 года назад +129

      @@treeman12815 1871 - 1918

    • @gavriloprincip9634
      @gavriloprincip9634 3 года назад +45

      @SkepticDylan Well yeah somewhere between those years

  • @harz632
    @harz632 4 года назад +6758

    French and British colonial songs: Our army is the strongest, we fuck up everything that stands in our way
    German colonial songs: I fell in love with a girl but she isnt interested

    • @Phar_aoh1
      @Phar_aoh1 4 года назад +307

      F

    • @Retaliatixn
      @Retaliatixn 3 года назад +159

      Isn't someone gonna mention the fact that he kinda treated her like a savage with "and then she went in the town dancing without clothes nor underwear" ?

    • @harz632
      @harz632 3 года назад +802

      @@Retaliatixn How is that treating her like a savage? that is how they walked around.

    • @the_katzy
      @the_katzy 3 года назад +174

      Imperial incel

    • @isd4154
      @isd4154 3 года назад +68

      @@harz632 oh god do you actually like the German Empire?

  • @bananaborealis9515
    @bananaborealis9515 4 года назад +5170

    When a German boi gets friendzoned in the 19th century

    • @nolongerinusequit3621
      @nolongerinusequit3621 4 года назад +60

      Banana Borealis 20th*

    • @EnderGradRPC
      @EnderGradRPC 4 года назад +26

      @@nolongerinusequit3621 How about the 1900s?

    • @utkumat
      @utkumat 4 года назад +20

      @@EnderGradRPC what about early 1900s

    • @tonit4233
      @tonit4233 4 года назад +20

      How about the first decade of the 1900s

    • @PPandaPete
      @PPandaPete 4 года назад +7

      What a simp

  • @theboringprogrammer4444
    @theboringprogrammer4444 4 года назад +3929

    Boys when they get friendzoned: Omg I'm so sad this is so sad I'm so depressed...
    *Men when they get friendzoned:*

    • @saitama4128
      @saitama4128 4 года назад +181

      Gentlemen*

    • @aestheticimagery7702
      @aestheticimagery7702 4 года назад +42

      i thought they committed mass murder of some kind

    • @idiocrat3744
      @idiocrat3744 4 года назад +35

      @@aestheticimagery7702 Of ones which fought german policemen with muskets in the jungles yes, but the loyals weren't touched

    • @captainvanhorn773
      @captainvanhorn773 4 года назад +20

      Ger Men

    • @FUnazis
      @FUnazis 4 года назад +12

      @@saitama4128 GerMen ^^

  • @Lin-ij9vk
    @Lin-ij9vk 4 года назад +4523

    is this the first instance of
    "Hey"
    "I have a boyfriend."

    • @Firmus777
      @Firmus777 4 года назад +171

      No, it has probably been a thing as long as monogamy has.

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 4 года назад +65

      Well husband, but yeah.

    • @Hamsterdami
      @Hamsterdami 4 года назад +74

      Imperial version of

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 4 года назад +35

      that would be mark antony

    • @properlyoiled661
      @properlyoiled661 4 года назад +17

      Firmus Have you ever heard of a joke before?

  • @dougdog1224
    @dougdog1224 4 года назад +4345

    I love the way it says “In Honolulu” in the German accent

    • @Major_Bomber187
      @Major_Bomber187 4 года назад +159

      Best German phrase to say my friend.

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 года назад +281

      I N H O N O L U L U

    • @hoontersmusthoont834
      @hoontersmusthoont834 4 года назад +414

      It isn’t even accent... that’s how you say in Honolulu in german... coincidentally the same as in English

    • @FRFFW
      @FRFFW 4 года назад +30

      @@hoontersmusthoont834 is like German say Newyork or else

    • @Major_Bomber187
      @Major_Bomber187 4 года назад +9

      @@FRFFW Agreed

  • @cr0647
    @cr0647 4 года назад +3170

    An F for the dude that went to Samoa to get friendzoned

  • @fzzy5739
    @fzzy5739 4 года назад +5284

    what if we kissed....
    ...on german samoa??? 😳😳😳

    • @sgp7931
      @sgp7931 4 года назад +551

      jk jk 😂😂
      unless 😏💞💓

    • @myDickbiG
      @myDickbiG 4 года назад +44

      @@sgp7931 unless what?

    • @Lots17
      @Lots17 4 года назад +34

      @CobaltMusketeer nein

    • @Thisisstupid427
      @Thisisstupid427 4 года назад +22

      Ja nein

    • @michaellacht14
      @michaellacht14 4 года назад +47

      The western islands of Samoa were a german colony before their independence

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 4 года назад +1714

    Imagine being a German and traveling all the way to Somoa and met a girl, you've liked her and confessed your feelings and she told you she is married.
    *Then you travelled in Poland and the Polish girl tells you she has a boyfriend*

    • @glaucetas141
      @glaucetas141 4 года назад +121

      And make a whole song about it

    • @viraxo5474
      @viraxo5474 4 года назад +28

      I think you got the meaning of the song wrong lol

    • @designation7395
      @designation7395 3 года назад +67

      I think the polish girl is a nun, for she “never kisses” or works in some religious job

    • @gabrielemilitello8658
      @gabrielemilitello8658 3 года назад +14

      and then Germany loses WWI

    • @zafelrede4884
      @zafelrede4884 3 года назад +27

      @@viraxo5474 he is talking about another song about a polish girl

  • @notdoneyet1361
    @notdoneyet1361 4 года назад +7146

    Smh why do all these hot Polynesian women go for dumb chads, instead of Imperial German gentlemen gamers like me?

    • @Nechayev_
      @Nechayev_ 4 года назад +309

      Not Done Yet because who wants a nose like that?

    • @aethelwyrnblack4918
      @aethelwyrnblack4918 4 года назад +754

      The virgin imperial German gentleman vs the chad husband

    • @Trig_tig
      @Trig_tig 4 года назад +575

      The Virgin German Imperialist vs The Chad Samoan Warrior

    • @abrokenthing470
      @abrokenthing470 4 года назад +62

      Lol down here in the HI they married to big strong gangster Polynesian guys

    • @visayanmissnanny2.076
      @visayanmissnanny2.076 4 года назад +114

      Weil du ein Simp bist

  • @kyleshiflet9952
    @kyleshiflet9952 4 года назад +1148

    My fiancee is Samoan and was taught German by her grandmother who leaned from her grandmother who dated a German Sailor briefly before leaving to fight in WW1
    Edit: we just had our first child Heidi Mahina Shiflet

    • @kyleshiflet9952
      @kyleshiflet9952 3 года назад +104

      @Carl Le Pauvre thanks were married now and happily I might add

    • @Rob17kLiebermann
      @Rob17kLiebermann 3 года назад +30

      I hope you are happy living together

    • @kyleshiflet9952
      @kyleshiflet9952 2 года назад +22

      @@Rob17kLiebermann we are

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 2 года назад +23

      @@kyleshiflet9952 Glückwunsch, mein Guter

    • @CrazyGuyoftheWest
      @CrazyGuyoftheWest 2 года назад +60

      That's actually kind of sad to me. The one German who doesn't get friendzoned goes to fight in one of the most brutal wars in history, and the girl he left behind taught her future family how to speak German. Keep that tradition alive.

  • @zenekragdoll8064
    @zenekragdoll8064 4 года назад +743

    English sailor songs: come on boys we will sing in some kind of choir. YAY! we have a flute!
    German sailor songs: GET ZE ENITIRE ORCHESTRA ON SHIP

  • @igotnoname1761
    @igotnoname1761 4 года назад +2726

    Sorry but I can t get over the fact that it looks like Czechoslovakia

  • @joutakujo9773
    @joutakujo9773 4 года назад +2171

    The background drawing is really beautiful
    Edit after 4 years: why the hell does this have so many likes, I just thought the drawing was pretty.

    • @retropirate1
      @retropirate1 4 года назад +310

      even the krauts cant withstand a exotic chick

    • @EE-ed6fz
      @EE-ed6fz 4 года назад +324

      The first simp

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +60

      @@EE-ed6fz hol up

    • @AB-bg7os
      @AB-bg7os 4 года назад +124

      Race mixing is cringe

    • @twankies8051
      @twankies8051 4 года назад +94

      cool name mixed race couple? Cringe *proceeds to shred a guitar*

  • @richardnoah2922
    @richardnoah2922 4 года назад +479

    My female friend who speaks German moved to Honululu last year. I gotta hit her with that "fraulein darf ich sie begleiten?"

    • @nicholashoover931
      @nicholashoover931 3 года назад +13

      How did it go?

    • @ctieyantie2481
      @ctieyantie2481 3 года назад +13

      bro how did it go

    • @BTClips522
      @BTClips522 3 года назад +83

      OH, BITTE NEIN!

    • @126Edward
      @126Edward 3 года назад +3

      @@ctieyantie2481 I want to know too

    • @richardnoah2922
      @richardnoah2922 3 года назад +13

      @propaganda dude ..... y'all she lives across the pacific from me lol

  • @jaycyrusutuone9926
    @jaycyrusutuone9926 4 года назад +2700

    I'm Samoan and I love that the Germans notice something from us...that we are so traditional.🇦🇸🇼🇸

    • @youarenotmadenough655
      @youarenotmadenough655 4 года назад +278

      Yeah it IS an American territory, doesn't mean it always was.

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 4 года назад +311

      @SIIrmax Used to be German, then Japanese and finally American...

    • @dr.shuppet5452
      @dr.shuppet5452 4 года назад +267

      @SIIrmax Former German Samoa is now independent, American Samoa still belongs to the US.

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 4 года назад +31

      SIIrmax Samoa was originally split between America, Germany and the United Kingdom.

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 4 года назад +19

      SIIrmax Also I think Britain and America split Germany’s third after WW1, Britain would free their Samoa, but America still owns American Samoa.

  • @ikenasioainuiti798
    @ikenasioainuiti798 4 года назад +1884

    Imagine actually being from Polynesia and having German ancestors
    𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵

    • @ugako
      @ugako 4 года назад +208

      Some of them have german surnames, especially politicians and entrepreneurs

    • @basedkaiser5352
      @basedkaiser5352 3 года назад +180

      I’m from Tahiti and it’s actually not that rare for us to have some Germanic blood in us. If you come here you’ll find Tahitians with Dutch, English, French and German ancestry.

    • @ikenasioainuiti798
      @ikenasioainuiti798 3 года назад +34

      @@basedkaiser5352 tonga here lol

    • @tomfrazier1103
      @tomfrazier1103 3 года назад +40

      Von Holts on Oahu, and other Hawaiian Germans. The Hawaiian Kingdom nearly scrapped with the Germans in 1886 over Samoa. RHN Kaimiloa.

    • @Popularmango10245
      @Popularmango10245 3 года назад +4

      The rock

  • @za.monolit
    @za.monolit 4 года назад +1645

    What Moana heard after the movie.

  • @ByZHellas
    @ByZHellas 4 года назад +534

    This song is actually so good

    • @michaelbell3952
      @michaelbell3952 4 года назад +4

      Mice prflpic

    • @somchai5629
      @somchai5629 4 года назад +15

      This comment is actually a comment

    • @ByZHellas
      @ByZHellas 4 года назад +2

      PatrioticOne You are not wrong

    • @mypahrizal335
      @mypahrizal335 4 года назад +5

      Its totaly better then todays song

    • @treeman12815
      @treeman12815 3 года назад

      bro when was this song made

  • @Crdn637
    @Crdn637 4 года назад +2760

    Netherland soldier: "Girls from Java love us!"
    Austrian soldier : "You should meet italian women!"
    French soldier: "Indochinese girls love our company"
    British soldier: "Girls from India are really into us"
    German soldier from Samoa or little polish town: Puts muzzle of Gew98 into mouth...

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад +345

      "Ich dunno mann, being single ist not bad."

    • @rextheroyalist6389
      @rextheroyalist6389 3 года назад +392

      American Soldier: "Those Filipino girls are wild"
      Soviet Soldier: "I guess that was also true of the Berliner women we met..."
      Japanese Soldier: "Nanking, same here..."
      Turkish Soldier: "At least you guys had some women left, it was boring af in west Armenia"
      Neo-Tibetan Empire Soldier: "What time do we live in?!"

    • @RyujinNoKami
      @RyujinNoKami 3 года назад +78

      Reiner_trying_to_commit_suicide.jpg

    • @vgjl1824
      @vgjl1824 3 года назад +42

      And where is spanish the most important

    • @Crdn637
      @Crdn637 3 года назад +59

      @@vgjl1824 Somewhere in Cuba commiting cool war crimes with Blas Villate, but yeah Cuban girls also liked them, not like those Virgin Prussians. Chad empires club is consitent of all empires aging more than 47 years

  • @theformerkaiser9391
    @theformerkaiser9391 4 года назад +281

    It’s so interesting how songs can be used to tell stories, this one is probably my favorite.

  • @daniell847
    @daniell847 4 года назад +482

    I live in Honolulu and I can confirm that this happens every day

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 года назад +8

      I assumed Hawaii was 50% Asians 40% Americans and 8% African and 2% native Hawaiian Polynesian?

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 года назад +3

      Vlad The Impaler id love Togo to Hawaii but as you said homelessness, drug abuse and I’m assuming massive hordes of tourists (ironic because I’d b a tourist)

    • @rhodaremetio2041
      @rhodaremetio2041 2 года назад

      Ryjt

    • @randomyankee8923
      @randomyankee8923 Год назад

      @@dreadpiraterobertsii4420 "togo"

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 Год назад

      Axis dudes in HI?! I'll need to wake my "sleeping" kin and tell em the bad news.

  • @strangeonexd4776
    @strangeonexd4776 3 года назад +1958

    Imagine if you wanted to get into Heaven
    But God said
    "Ach bitte nein!"

  • @slimeguy3437
    @slimeguy3437 4 года назад +693

    Me being portuguese love that this song includes the word Azores

    • @avantelvsitania3359
      @avantelvsitania3359 4 года назад +33

      É sempre bom encontrar uma referência à nossa lusa terra, quando menos se espera

    • @zoomer_zveno
      @zoomer_zveno 4 года назад +35

      Well, it does refer to girls from the Azore Islands, so...

    • @sexton_hale24verinaud66
      @sexton_hale24verinaud66 4 года назад +11

      DEVOLVA NOSSO OURO!

    • @slimeguy3437
      @slimeguy3437 4 года назад +7

      @@sexton_hale24verinaud66 n ã o

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 4 года назад +2

      @@slimeguy3437 gay

  • @DasMonke
    @DasMonke 2 года назад +113

    Samoa - rejected
    Hawaii - rejected
    Azores - rejected
    Small polish town - girl offs herself
    Madagascar - everyone gets sick

  • @tamamatu6395
    @tamamatu6395 3 года назад +137

    lol I'm from Samoa was just searching for traditional Samoan songs for a school project but I think this is too traditional

  • @kickbutoxy1218
    @kickbutoxy1218 4 года назад +469

    Moral of the story
    Don't ask a native married women out for a date

    • @johnnytopside9215
      @johnnytopside9215 4 года назад +76

      Don't ask a -native- married women out for a date

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 4 года назад +5

      Johnny Topside oof the problem is consent... should have known that

    • @vittoriovaglio2031
      @vittoriovaglio2031 4 года назад

      I imagine the lady in tu3 song as common caucasian rich german

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 3 года назад +7

      I mean, it sounded like he literally just asked if he could walk with her, and she completely flipped out. Probably wasn't the first time a German had walked up to her, and I'm guessing the other times, they weren't so friendly. 19th-Century imperialism. Gotta love it.

  • @DiscipleGabe
    @DiscipleGabe 2 года назад +84

    First the polish girl and now her, this poor lad has been so kind yet can’t find success in love 😭😭😭

    • @germantankinfantrycommande7086
      @germantankinfantrycommande7086 2 года назад +22

      French girl got him😉

    • @usuarioanonimo5899
      @usuarioanonimo5899 Год назад

      @endrrlicia In ww2 Germans soldiers are very diffrents, east european peoples was viewed like "subhumans" by german leader

    • @German_Officer2
      @German_Officer2 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@germantankinfantrycommande7086🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 4 года назад +653

    Im german and sing this out loud regularly when drunk. 😂

    • @DerSingh0329
      @DerSingh0329 4 года назад +22

      Love it, it would be fun and a great memory as well 😂😂

    • @seanhuds229
      @seanhuds229 4 года назад +11

      As do I, foot stomping on the ground all the time.

    • @ryeryeryerye
      @ryeryeryerye 4 года назад +3

      Army bands have the best songs

    • @theformerkaiser9391
      @theformerkaiser9391 4 года назад +16

      I wonder if the Bundesmarine still sings this song

    • @jeegupopli1871
      @jeegupopli1871 4 года назад +4

      Drunk funni 👍🏿👍🏿

  • @cookiedestroyer402
    @cookiedestroyer402 4 года назад +270

    When Hawaii joins the Riechspak

    • @Rastarandie
      @Rastarandie 4 года назад +16

      Do you mean the Reichspakt ?

    • @deer4927
      @deer4927 4 года назад +4

      More like when Hawaii joins the Entente

    • @RedDonEvil
      @RedDonEvil 4 года назад +1

      That word does not have any meaning in German

    • @cookiedestroyer402
      @cookiedestroyer402 4 года назад

      @@RedDonEvil Reichspakt*

    • @treeman12815
      @treeman12815 3 года назад

      @Raptor then what

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey Год назад +50

    The worst she can say is no, just be modest and nice.
    Her: *EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO MY HUSBAND CAN TOO*

    • @DontReadMyName9461
      @DontReadMyName9461 Год назад +1

      She made it clear and I respect girls that do that. However, I despise guys who are so stubborn that once told no, they don’t stop.

    • @AriyantMishra235
      @AriyantMishra235 3 месяца назад

      A calm and calculated reply😂

  • @temetrex9324
    @temetrex9324 4 года назад +194

    This is a great song.
    Beautiful woman adores and is loyal to her husband and sings her praises of him.
    And instead of being bummed you realize 'holy smokes i'm on an island full of these loyal women and they are dancing with very little on!'

    • @Birb728
      @Birb728 4 года назад +21

      Actually the girl represent an island nation which is already colonized

    • @tiddymilkcockhill3461
      @tiddymilkcockhill3461 2 года назад +1

      Are u sure?

    • @KrasseOdaVonBayern
      @KrasseOdaVonBayern 2 года назад +1

      @@Birb728 It’s not. Samoa WAS a German colony.

    • @PelsckoPolesko
      @PelsckoPolesko Год назад

      @@Birb728nah it was independent nation before Germany came

  • @dad2827
    @dad2827 3 года назад +97

    The best thing about this song is that I learned that the older generation got friendzoned or rejected as well.

    • @absolutechad5428
      @absolutechad5428 3 года назад +1

      Imagine getting rejected. Just take what you want my fellow.

    • @dad2827
      @dad2827 3 года назад +6

      @@absolutechad5428 Yes my fellow chad. We never get rejected

    • @absolutechad5428
      @absolutechad5428 3 года назад

      @@dad2827 Hard to be rejected when you don't accept the foolish notion of "consent" I consent, I don't know what the woman has to do with it.

    • @Vetgil
      @Vetgil 3 года назад

      @@absolutechad5428 hmmm Nanjing?

    • @absolutechad5428
      @absolutechad5428 3 года назад

      @@Vetgil Yep. That was me. I was there

  • @theowl2044
    @theowl2044 3 года назад +78

    I'm requesting this song at prom next year. Because I know I'll be single there

  • @Akasuki_Nomura
    @Akasuki_Nomura 4 года назад +46

    Valentine's day: Exists
    Weebs: Hugs their waifu body pillow
    Me:

  • @schellackfreund7816
    @schellackfreund7816 4 года назад +70

    F for this dude🚬
    Imagine going to your own colony and get friendzoned by a Samoa girl

    • @viraxo5474
      @viraxo5474 4 года назад +5

      I think you didnt got the meaning of the song XD

  • @carinha97
    @carinha97 2 года назад +88

    I want to learn german so much. Look how this language is beautiful!

    • @broofy7458
      @broofy7458 2 года назад +7

      sure you can , i am learning german by myself with little external teachers, i am mostly learning german by myself and i think i am going alright, i have heard many stories of people using Duolingo and babel for german practise, which they reached the level b2 and even c2, soo yeah you can lear german its not as hard as you think.

    • @charlesvitanza8325
      @charlesvitanza8325 2 года назад +9

      If you're a native English speaker it's easier than you would think as English is part of the Germanic language family.

    • @CivilProfessional
      @CivilProfessional 2 года назад +1

      It's quite easy, I used duolingo for like 20 minutes total and I can already name many German words

    • @Powerguido._
      @Powerguido._ Год назад +2

      Interestingly, the @ on your profile in Portuguese means "Little Face"

    • @carinha97
      @carinha97 Год назад +1

      @@Powerguido._ indeed. It was a stupid name from my childhood... Never cared to change it. But yeah, carinha means little face.

  • @greyfells2829
    @greyfells2829 3 года назад +34

    A celebration of loyalty and honesty, I fucking love it.

  • @haven_lady675
    @haven_lady675 2 года назад +88

    For a colonial song, this is a very harmless and humorous song. It's a tldr version of a imperial German dude saying "aw darn it. I got denied by a Polynesian girl. I did my best though."

    • @scanida5070
      @scanida5070 2 года назад +14

      In my opinion, it‘s very akin to modern day German Schlager. If I would‘ve heard this without knowing it was a sailor‘s song, I would‘ve guessed it was much newer.

  • @SubaruPieter
    @SubaruPieter 2 года назад +380

    Ah yes, the typical German march. They always contain at least one of the following topics:
    Girls
    Kameraden
    Beautiful bits of nature
    Cities or villages
    Just general happiness
    Diseases
    (Feel free to add to the list in the comments)
    Have a nice day!

  • @prajitashok3682
    @prajitashok3682 2 месяца назад +16

    Imagine you get friendzoned so hard your homies write an entire song about the events and gets popular

  • @marcopolo2395
    @marcopolo2395 4 года назад +204

    Her: Come to my house
    Me: But you live in Honolulu, while I live in Germany.
    Her: my parents arent home
    Me:

    • @alexadvokat
      @alexadvokat 3 года назад +4

      Then she friendzoned you

  • @komradekile
    @komradekile 4 года назад +161

    Honestly, this is one of the best sounding german military songs out there

    • @komradekile
      @komradekile 4 года назад +4

      @Bgsleo yeah, it is a song the german navy sang

    • @Apogee012
      @Apogee012 2 года назад +1

      Sailors arent necessarily a part of the military

    • @andrewryan4417
      @andrewryan4417 Год назад

      ​@@Apogee012 Since when?

    • @Apogee012
      @Apogee012 Год назад

      @@andrewryan4417 since by definition? a sailor can be anyone who travels the seas for goods or military purposes, which would be navy, the title doesnt explicitly say they are warring sailors, but with outside info if the song is actually a navy song, then it would be.

    • @andrewryan4417
      @andrewryan4417 Год назад

      @@Apogee012 If that was the case, then sorry as nobody said sailor prior to your comment.
      Otherwise, we've been talking about the German Kriegsmarine all this time.

  • @redfront6707
    @redfront6707 Год назад +15

    Poor guy got friend zoned so bad they made a whole song about it

  • @cat_city2009
    @cat_city2009 4 года назад +620

    Someone tell Nazis the German Imperial Navy had a song about thirsting after native women.
    They'll be so triggered.

    • @NapoleonBonaparte5
      @NapoleonBonaparte5 4 года назад +55

      Well technically German women are native women as well?

    • @cloroxbleach9222
      @cloroxbleach9222 4 года назад +55

      @Indian Fascist Just saying, polynesians aren't black, but are more similar to the people.of Indonesia and Madagascar.
      But they are still brown so in that case just about the same to blacks for the Nazis.

    • @jeegupopli1871
      @jeegupopli1871 4 года назад +88

      @@cloroxbleach9222 nazi's only radically hated those whom they believed caused their country great suffering everything else was the norm of that era

    • @cloroxbleach9222
      @cloroxbleach9222 4 года назад +63

      @@jeegupopli1871 Nazis had a superiority complex nonetheless

    • @tdscoop210
      @tdscoop210 4 года назад +10

      Indian Fascist Hawaiians arent close to being black lmao

  • @richierich683
    @richierich683 4 года назад +39

    For all the confused people this song is not about Honolulu or Hawaiians but about how similar it is too Samoa which is why he says in Honolulu as a reference. Love both places btw
    It is about a german getting rejected by a local.
    Also the flag and country shown is German Samoa

  • @alansteyrbach6926
    @alansteyrbach6926 4 года назад +686

    The only Russian, German and American land at the same time - Hawai :)

    • @moultmetarde
      @moultmetarde 4 года назад +49

      Alan Jean Bactiar-Caracessec What about Germany after WWII? :p

    • @pythorpchumsworth672
      @pythorpchumsworth672 4 года назад +22

      Germany never went to Hawaii

    • @bogdanserban3792
      @bogdanserban3792 4 года назад +17

      And British

    • @bogdanserban3792
      @bogdanserban3792 4 года назад +73

      @@pythorpchumsworth672 they did, you just don't know history.

    • @daru5002
      @daru5002 4 года назад +25

      Also Japanese

  • @majorskies7091
    @majorskies7091 4 года назад +17

    Wow this song is great for refreshing yourself on learning German from back in secondary school.

  • @Cormandex1955
    @Cormandex1955 Год назад +13

    I remeber my cousin who went to Samoa. He asked an girl out and she said no. When he came home he said he asked an girl on Samoa and played: "In Honolulu" the rest of the day.

  • @VictorbrineSC
    @VictorbrineSC 3 года назад +115

    British sailors: RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
    French sailors: "We'll rule the seas and become the best and most powerful country"
    American sailors: "Fuck yeah Manifest Destiny"
    German sailors: "I got rejected"

    • @Moin3c
      @Moin3c Год назад +1

      Common W Germany

  • @Bonnie_Mairead
    @Bonnie_Mairead 3 месяца назад +3

    The melody, harmony, and chords in this are just fantastic! Thank you for sharing!

  • @CK-uu7ce
    @CK-uu7ce 4 года назад +56

    Dr Ludwig temporarily set this song to private so I look elsewhere, then I found this song here😊

  • @Oskar_A.
    @Oskar_A. Год назад +78

    This song makes me smile every time I hear it. Germans are a wonderful people.

    • @Coppertie94922
      @Coppertie94922 Год назад +18

      German colonialism was different
      It was perfect

    • @Armenian.Knightk
      @Armenian.Knightk Год назад +6

      Germans in 1940:💀

    • @snowsoldier_9775
      @snowsoldier_9775 Год назад

      ​@@Armenian.Knightk1939

    • @Armenian.Knightk
      @Armenian.Knightk Год назад

      @@snowsoldier_9775 in 1939 its just started 1940 make more sense

    • @magic_cattt
      @magic_cattt 10 месяцев назад

      ​@Kapitalizm_seven_biri it was more of the ss, one german pilot escorted an allied plane to safety, and possibly many more stories like that.

  • @Yothirjgdit9595
    @Yothirjgdit9595 4 года назад +457

    It literally says little girls dancing without clothes.

  • @brickmotionstudios7358
    @brickmotionstudios7358 2 года назад +16

    Friend: “Oh the worst she can say is no” Girl:

  • @jitgaming9633
    @jitgaming9633 4 года назад +30

    we just love making songs about being rejected don't we?

  • @lowserzz7481
    @lowserzz7481 2 года назад +24

    I told my friend I was on vacation in Honolulu and he sends me a link to this shit.

  • @Lens15
    @Lens15 4 года назад +24

    Getting rejected : Bad
    Bringing fleet : Cool

  • @johnwilkesbooth1863
    @johnwilkesbooth1863 2 года назад +23

    as a samoan german i love this song is so classic

  • @jawbreakerhd9887
    @jawbreakerhd9887 4 года назад +50

    It looks like she's holding Czechoslovakia😂

  • @TheAntarcticFed
    @TheAntarcticFed 2 года назад +17

    Girl ended Man's career in 3 minutes and 26 seconds 💀

  • @juancarlosurquizoramos5990
    @juancarlosurquizoramos5990 4 года назад +14

    Nothings compares to German's songs. Thanks for sharing with us this beautiful German song.

  • @greenorion6501
    @greenorion6501 Год назад +43

    Behold, the one German military song that cant be appropriated by Nazis

    • @minilla3842
      @minilla3842 Год назад +4

      True. That would be admitting that Nazis can fail. (But fail with class I will say)

    • @stevqtalent
      @stevqtalent 3 месяца назад

      this should be our national anthem ffs

    • @viktoriyagereluk8463
      @viktoriyagereluk8463 Месяц назад

      Sadly

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 4 года назад +15

    When you approach a girl and she instantly rejects you:
    *GENAU WIE DIE SIMULATIONEN*

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +15

    I always wondered how things on youtube could get from "aw man i feel for you, cuz you rejected" or "SIMP" and lead to arguements about Monarchy, Fascism,Politics and German patriotism

    • @Phar_aoh1
      @Phar_aoh1 4 года назад +2

      Cuz some informed people still thinks that any German thing pre WW2 was a Nazi thing
      As if Germany was Nazi since god created fucking earth

  • @josephrosse564
    @josephrosse564 3 года назад +44

    ive noticed german music is alot of drums and trumpets i love it

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +60

    Response to getting rejected -
    A regular guy: gets support from friends and family
    A real man: creates an entire song about it to be sung centuries later for the rest of us..

  • @cephalopodlover241
    @cephalopodlover241 4 года назад +16

    Objectively one of my favorite German songs. Thanks for posting this man

  • @Prubkoopa
    @Prubkoopa 4 года назад +17

    Getting rejected in your own colony ...
    *Prepare to anchulss Hans*

    • @viraxo5474
      @viraxo5474 4 года назад

      I like how everybody is completly missing the point of the song XD

    • @AGermanwithaMG42
      @AGermanwithaMG42 3 года назад

      Hey we meet again

    • @viraxo5474
      @viraxo5474 3 года назад

      @@AGermanwithaMG42 wait me or the other guy?

    • @AGermanwithaMG42
      @AGermanwithaMG42 3 года назад

      @@viraxo5474 if it was you I would’ve @ you but no I meant the other person

    • @viraxo5474
      @viraxo5474 3 года назад

      @@AGermanwithaMG42 well you didnt @ the other person either so...

  • @addisonzp
    @addisonzp 4 года назад +27

    Girls in Hawaii: This place is beautiful😃😘😏🏄🏼‍♀️
    Boys in Hawaii:

  • @felixvanmears
    @felixvanmears 4 года назад +102

    well at least they respected the lady's decision

  • @matheuspinho4987
    @matheuspinho4987 3 года назад +18

    *NPCs:* the German Empire flag is rAcIsT
    *The German Empire:*

  • @louispierre9633
    @louispierre9633 4 года назад +158

    "Miss, may I accompany you on a walk?"
    "Oh no! I'm married and have been for a long time!"
    *Procceeds to make song talking about how he got rejected and goes to see little girls dance in town wearing only a leaf skirt.*

    • @cowboymooman8776
      @cowboymooman8776 4 года назад +31

      i heard its supposedly Young Women and Not Little Girls, so maybe like 19yr olds and not 6yr olds

    • @ジョエシタジョンイ
      @ジョエシタジョンイ 3 года назад +8

      It sounds like,"Young Maidens", Probably girls around 16/17.

    • @jonny2900
      @jonny2900 3 года назад +1

      @@ジョエシタジョンイ Mädchen is a weird word because it usually means girl but it can also mean young woman. Something that is also important to look at is that these song were probably written by/for young men

    • @Sunrah
      @Sunrah 2 года назад

      @@jonny2900 it does come from the same root as the word maiden, so it probably means young woman, not little girl.

  • @unionmen2312
    @unionmen2312 3 года назад +13

    I need this every once in a while

  • @RobertoDeEvan68
    @RobertoDeEvan68 Год назад +11

    "Brown women come here"
    "Time to racemix,i will turn into tradition later"

    • @vercot7000
      @vercot7000 7 месяцев назад

      are you an autist or is English your 2nd language?

  • @CommanderBow934
    @CommanderBow934 4 года назад +155

    Germans sure now how to take rejection well
    Drink a good beer and sing

    • @seanhuds229
      @seanhuds229 4 года назад +6

      Plenty of fish in the sea. Pick yourself up, laugh at it and move on.

    • @gardeningkittycat6025
      @gardeningkittycat6025 4 года назад

      Sure thing they know! They will ask nicely and when you politely refuse they will sign The Munich Agreement with Brits, Frenchies and Italianos and take half of your beautiful country and fuck up everything.

    • @cerberaodollam
      @cerberaodollam 4 года назад +7

      Unless it's rejection from art school :P

    • @moonwolf8470
      @moonwolf8470 3 года назад +5

      Well the Austrians on the other hand....

  • @patrickconnolly8616
    @patrickconnolly8616 4 года назад +66

    Worst part is, shawty be sayin she married even tho there clearly ain't no ring on her finger...

    • @Derpainoter
      @Derpainoter 4 года назад +10

      Well they didn't have the metalworking skills to do that

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 4 года назад +13

      @@Derpainoter I mean they could get a cool sea shell

    • @5hiranai
      @5hiranai 3 года назад +11

      Wedding rings were mainly a western cultural phenomenon

    • @WelloBello
      @WelloBello 3 года назад +11

      @@hiimryan2388
      Wedding ring ❌
      Cool shell ✔️

    • @deko701
      @deko701 3 года назад

      Hahahahhaa

  • @KScimone
    @KScimone 2 года назад +20

    I'm heading to Hawaii in two days, planning to listen to this when I land in Honolulu

  • @platy-p5477
    @platy-p5477 3 года назад +12

    Being a german sailor in the 1900's pacific must be a vibe thought

  • @kyberbricks3781
    @kyberbricks3781 4 года назад +97

    girl getting rejected: “omg no one talk to Jonathan he’s an asshole 😭”
    boys getting rejected:

  • @SlavSquatter-jh4kl
    @SlavSquatter-jh4kl Год назад +22

    Almost every German marching song is about how some individual soldier has the worst rizz known to mankind

  • @scanida5070
    @scanida5070 3 года назад +35

    I wonder what Samoans think of Germany today? Do our two countries still have good relations and is there still any German traces left? I‘m really curious as Samoa is probably the most obscure of all the German colonies...

    • @freakytabuksniperrifle
      @freakytabuksniperrifle 2 года назад +15

      From what I read, the Samoans didn’t give a damn about the Germans and actually were friendly to each other. And for the traces of German, they don’t speak their language, but no doubt there is a tiny amount of German blood in them.

    • @KrasseOdaVonBayern
      @KrasseOdaVonBayern 2 года назад +7

      It is friendly. But that is partially because the German Governor to Samoa, Wilhelm Solf, was a Chad who respected the native cultures and was respected in return. There was a small uprising of Chiefs due to the social upheaval of electing non-chief Samoans to offices, but the rebels were deported to Saipan after being negotiated down the first time.
      His wife and daughter also opposed the Nazis. Respecting the Samoan culture as he did, his daughter was named So'oa'emalelagi Gräfin von Ballestrem, which in the Samoan language means ‘She Who Has Come From Heaven’.

  • @chinesekid8075
    @chinesekid8075 4 года назад +37

    Also known as "Ich ging einmal spazieren"

  • @michelm5072
    @michelm5072 4 года назад +20

    Teacher: Students, next week we will go on a trip to Hawaii.
    Girls: OMG Hawaii is paradise.
    Boys:

  • @KeyboardMoment
    @KeyboardMoment 2 года назад +27

    I fucking love German Empire music

  • @greenonion170
    @greenonion170 2 года назад +41

    I love how Germany was begrudgingly a colonial power in the late 1800s and early 1900s, which is reflected in their colonial songs (especially this one)

    • @jmgonzales7701
      @jmgonzales7701 Год назад +1

      they sucked as a colonial power

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 Год назад

      ​@@jmgonzales7701 They came late to the colonialism party when other Europeans had already beaten them to most parts of the world.

  • @seth047
    @seth047 3 года назад +9

    France: I love fried onions
    Britain: I will shoot everything for roast beef
    Germany: I asked a girl out in Hawaii and she rejected me

  • @reyfolk8231
    @reyfolk8231 Год назад +9

    "Bro shoot your shot, the best she can say is no."
    Her :

  • @theadministrator2641
    @theadministrator2641 Год назад +14

    > gets friendzoned
    > Proceeds to join this weird club called the Thule society
    > Gets a spiffy new black uniform later on as the club pres gets "promoted"
    > Takes part in a little tomfoolery that lasts from 1939 - 1945
    > Proceeds to spend the rest of life in Argentina after the party ends
    Profit ?...... **Wait**

    • @Panguman
      @Panguman Год назад +1

      this tried to be esoteric but failed, everyone knows the references

  • @yeeyee5057
    @yeeyee5057 3 года назад +25

    1:09
    For those who want to hear him say in honolulu continuously

  • @jyotipandey3922
    @jyotipandey3922 4 года назад +9

    this is how i destroy my ear's
    1.wear headphone
    2.turn volume to 100%
    3.start this

  • @Flandersfieldscollector
    @Flandersfieldscollector 2 года назад +11

    The music is actually really good

  • @Thebluernemace
    @Thebluernemace 4 года назад +30

    Teacher: Were going to Hawaii
    Girls: OMG Lets go to the beach!
    Boys:

  • @Siggo-r1z
    @Siggo-r1z 4 года назад +165

    It's a nice song.
    Greetings from Germany.
    Grüße aus Deutschland ;)

    • @cgndnm
      @cgndnm 4 года назад +2

      i love germany, from philippines

    • @wofless4429
      @wofless4429 3 года назад

      Hallo aus Kroatien!

  • @Coppertie94922
    @Coppertie94922 Год назад +9

    German soldier songs about romance or colonialism are the ones I love the most. And this one is both, even though he was rejected

  • @Maluhia808
    @Maluhia808 4 года назад +72

    Aloha From the Hawaiian Kingdom Prussian Friend

    • @kanakamanoa3216
      @kanakamanoa3216 4 года назад

      Aloha

    • @michaelbell3952
      @michaelbell3952 4 года назад +1

      What is your opinion on Hawaiin being taught as a second Language in Hawaiin public schools

    • @Maluhia808
      @Maluhia808 4 года назад +1

      @@michaelbell3952 I think its good for people to learn from other culture plus it keeps the Hawaiian tradition alive.

    • @Maluhia808
      @Maluhia808 4 года назад +3

      @Mark Zimmerman imagine the Hawaiian Kingdom wearing Prussian uniform in the middle of the pacific. Wait a minute Chile is doing that,