Tough Kung Fu Training for Uma (Kill Bill Vol 2) P1

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2009
  • An example of how kung fu training can be... I obviously dont have copyright of movie but i like training vids, and this one little scene of Tough Kung Fu Trains for a blonde, Uma Thurman :D

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  • @Halloween111
    @Halloween111 11 месяцев назад +2186

    "Like all yankee women, all you can do is order in restaurants and spend a man's money." Nice inside joke referencing Uma's character in Pulp Fiction.

    • @mistersmith3986
      @mistersmith3986 11 месяцев назад +215

      That's NOT a joke, it's a FACT!

    • @dialduane
      @dialduane 11 месяцев назад +52

      I work in a restaurant and most can't do that without screwing it up 3 or 4 times. And that's just ordering the sauce.

    • @AlbertoPerez-zu6wg
      @AlbertoPerez-zu6wg 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@mistersmith3986😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 yup!

    • @tat2steven810
      @tat2steven810 11 месяцев назад +43

      Lots of golddiggers out there..

    • @Polo22546
      @Polo22546 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@dialduane😂😂😂

  • @vinsanity982
    @vinsanity982 10 месяцев назад +1080

    "He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has NOTHING but contempt for women. So in your case, it might take a while." - this part always cracks me up lol

    • @thewaryears
      @thewaryears 10 месяцев назад

      He also hates Japanese.

    • @refulgent_fanta
      @refulgent_fanta 10 месяцев назад +107

      The funny part is he taught her the one move he never showed anyone. So he didn't despise her.

    • @tyreidharry8299
      @tyreidharry8299 10 месяцев назад +81

      He taught her the secret ultimate move because Kiddo sticks through it regardless of how difficult master is and the hardship of the training, and she kept improving her skills

    • @Packer1290
      @Packer1290 10 месяцев назад +53

      @@refulgent_fanta Taught her the pluck the eye out move too. Elle wasn't expecting that.

    • @lessermook7608
      @lessermook7608 10 месяцев назад +82

      @@refulgent_fanta Cause unlike most Yankee women, she humbled herself to get in line and earned his respect
      She proved him wrong with merit

  • @jaehoony88
    @jaehoony88 9 месяцев назад +603

    "Since your arm now belongs to me, I want it strong"
    This is such a cool fucking line. After disgracing her, he tells her he's fully committed to making her strong.

    • @frankdeleon4209
      @frankdeleon4209 5 месяцев назад +34

      Very military like. Break u down build u back up

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@frankdeleon4209 Indeed.

    • @AngryJesusPrinceOfPax
      @AngryJesusPrinceOfPax 2 месяца назад +1

      ;)

    • @bloodhound4741
      @bloodhound4741 Месяц назад +14

      Yeah. And remember in the first movie. After she defeated The Crazy 88, where she said "Leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

    • @cina1994
      @cina1994 23 дня назад +2

      @@bloodhound4741just like her master good eye!!!

  • @jorgemontenegro6964
    @jorgemontenegro6964 10 месяцев назад +952

    "I asked you to demonstrate what you know and you did, not a goddamn thing!"
    I just love the script man, love it

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 10 месяцев назад +3

      Such a powerful line, I always loved it

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 10 месяцев назад +20

      if you knew Cantonese you would know he is much more insulting than the captions suggest

    • @sir.bIoody
      @sir.bIoody 10 месяцев назад

      if u want, you can love my diick either :)

    • @jihigh482
      @jihigh482 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@HaydenLau.You Chinese people need to just write the correct damn translation of what he says instead of teasing us all the time with "he's actually much more insulting"😂😂

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@jihigh482
      I'm not going to translate an eight minute video. I'll give you an example though, when he says "your so called kung fu is really quite pathetic" what he actually said was "you're weaker than a cripple, try again, trash" And the word cripple in Cantonese also carries the connotation of trash.

  • @Absolyst
    @Absolyst 10 месяцев назад +713

    I love how he calls her Mandarin lousy after just one word lmao

    • @nategraham6946
      @nategraham6946 10 месяцев назад +65

      And that one word was pronounced abysmally. So “lousy” was polite.

    • @meyearsago-lc8bq
      @meyearsago-lc8bq 10 месяцев назад +37

      He's a master. Can figure out a style by a move. Can asses the language by one word. Can see the calligraphy skill with one swipe.

    • @georgewilliamgutarracampos6262
      @georgewilliamgutarracampos6262 10 месяцев назад +9

      she can speak japanese, though. XD

    • @mendanperkase7223
      @mendanperkase7223 10 месяцев назад

      he's speak CANTONESE jerk!!!.........not mandarin......

    • @mendanperkase7223
      @mendanperkase7223 10 месяцев назад

      he's speak CANTONESE jerk!!!.........not mandarin......

  • @elroz1675
    @elroz1675 11 месяцев назад +301

    well, Pai Mei must have liked her from the first meeting: she got pissed off and showed it, fought him, and tried to hit him with a brick in the back of his head ...this is the most fun he had in a long while. He liked the feisty character.

    • @ShaolinShadowStroke
      @ShaolinShadowStroke 11 месяцев назад +9

      Good observation!

    • @tuorofgondolin8235
      @tuorofgondolin8235 11 месяцев назад +42

      That was my impression as well. He liked her fighting spirit, her ruthlessness, and her (self-)honesty.

    • @Dilomight
      @Dilomight 11 месяцев назад +10

      Damn…torturing and mocking an assassin like a 2 year old toddler is his idea of joyful glee

    • @terrywilder9
      @terrywilder9 11 месяцев назад +18

      Well, apparently he was training her to be more proficient than Bill from the start. He didn't show let alone teach Bill that dancing on the enemies sword technique.
      Then he tells her at the start of the training, "what do you do if the enemy is three inches in front of you? Curl into a ball or do you put your fist right through him? Those both sound far more deadly than the five pointed palm exploding heart technique!

    • @Spanner249
      @Spanner249 10 месяцев назад +15

      I think he was able to assess her potential. By his standards he knew she had never had a proper master and although she was “amateur at best” he couldn’t attribute her weaknesses to her own shortcomings. He saw her skill set she had acquired from the inferior training and knew it he would have the ability to improve her. He also saw how she carried herself as a person and saw her willingness to do what was required to improve. Her tenacity was apparent.

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 9 месяцев назад +374

    “THAT’S THE BEGINNING!”
    One of my favorite lines in this. Once you accept how little you know, that’s when you are the most open to learning.

    • @bastiansaintgermain1760
      @bastiansaintgermain1760 9 месяцев назад +11

      Exactly.

    • @precisionbarberbear8897
      @precisionbarberbear8897 6 месяцев назад +10

      Yep. In order to know you are right you first have to accept that you could be wrong.

    • @dirdib69
      @dirdib69 5 месяцев назад +12

      Yes, he needed to humble her, to "empty the cup" of her previous training and ego.

    • @Hinshu85
      @Hinshu85 5 месяцев назад +4

      "Ai, you only speak Japanese." This is brilliant

    • @FRZNTYM1
      @FRZNTYM1 27 дней назад +1

      Mine was "like all yankee women all you can do is order from a menu and spend a man's money" effing priceless

  • @jirakj
    @jirakj 9 месяцев назад +196

    I was mortified when he asked if she could speak Cantonese and she responded that she can speak Japanese.

  • @Brianlp32
    @Brianlp32 6 месяцев назад +48

    I like how he understands every word she says but out of principle only speaks cantonese.

  • @bruceleroy8063
    @bruceleroy8063 7 месяцев назад +179

    That arm twist scene is some great acting. It's hard to believe she's not really in pain.

    • @TheTranscendentForce
      @TheTranscendentForce 5 месяцев назад +20

      I just realized that i always unconsciously thought that's for real

    • @ignaciogodoy7095
      @ignaciogodoy7095 2 месяца назад +4

      Maybe the actor really twist the arm a little for realism

    • @heiveldboy
      @heiveldboy Месяц назад +3

      @@ignaciogodoy7095 Possible, considering that Talentino isn't that known for keeping safety in mind when making his films.

  • @Lazaven
    @Lazaven 11 месяцев назад +540

    When you meet the final boss when you're a lvl 1 street thug

    • @gimmickstreet
      @gimmickstreet 11 месяцев назад +29

      More like the person who programmes the game!

    • @JoshLightWork
      @JoshLightWork 11 месяцев назад +1

      @Lazraven hahahha truth! @gimmickstreet oooh that's a cool way of looking at it!

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 11 месяцев назад

      Yep, this joke isn't extremely overdone

    • @Lazaven
      @Lazaven 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@johnnymcblaze but this time it makes sense

    • @Dilomight
      @Dilomight 11 месяцев назад +3

      Every hit is a miss, you get killed so quickly you don’t even know what he hit you with

  • @ltellis036
    @ltellis036 11 месяцев назад +236

    I can but not that close. “Then you can’t do it! “ 😂😂

    • @jmezi404
      @jmezi404 11 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewrentuaya9510
      @andrewrentuaya9510 9 месяцев назад +19

      what pai mei meant was there was no middle ground...it is either you can or you can't ...basically pai mei is shredding her ego....and building it back up...

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 7 месяцев назад +4

      Haha, I love her flinching reaction when he screams in her face 😆
      This is like the rude version of Yoda's "Do. Or do not. There is no try."

    • @uncahay
      @uncahay 2 месяца назад +2

      What's great is that she CAN do it from some distance, which means she already is more of a badass than virtually any human ever.

    • @user-xi7mv1td7f
      @user-xi7mv1td7f 2 месяца назад

      😂😂 right anything is possible

  • @jimtalor7971
    @jimtalor7971 9 месяцев назад +218

    He really did warm up to her in the end, teaching her the "...exploding heart technique" When she found out her master was poisoned you could see how much she wanted revenge for his death. One helluva of a movie!

  • @owenhershey13
    @owenhershey13 11 месяцев назад +186

    "From here you can get an excellent view of my foot" LMAO

    • @mistersmith3986
      @mistersmith3986 11 месяцев назад +7

      That was awesome!

    • @SithLordNefaar022
      @SithLordNefaar022 10 месяцев назад +8

      Master Pei Mei was 🐐 status 💎🫡

    • @johndthottam
      @johndthottam 7 месяцев назад

      SHIEEEET ! Dat was funny af !

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 5 месяцев назад +1

      Truly disrespecting her 😂

    • @bigdaddystovepipe
      @bigdaddystovepipe 3 месяца назад

      That's what my neighbors wife said when I had her spread eagle!!!

  • @Trollioli
    @Trollioli 11 месяцев назад +346

    Funny how he was more offended by the brick attack than he was with the groin kick.

    • @shine400
      @shine400 11 месяцев назад +79

      I feel like it was the kick was at least attempted in front of him, while she tried the brick hit while he had his back turned

    • @tararocksong5085
      @tararocksong5085 11 месяцев назад +73

      Yeah, honorable fighting means fighting the person in front of you but fighting when the back is turned is a coward and sore loser kind of fighting.

    • @patrickirish8091
      @patrickirish8091 10 месяцев назад +57

      Not just honor. Anger and overconfidence gets you killed. By taking her arm he's saying " I had 100 opportunities to kill you, remember that next time you decide to swing at me like a toddler"

    • @tararocksong5085
      @tararocksong5085 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@patrickirish8091, yeah he spared her only one time. Next time, she won’t be so lucky and just be dead.

    • @pethrosuriahson6156
      @pethrosuriahson6156 10 месяцев назад +34

      @@patrickirish8091 to be fair HE CHALLENGED HER not the other way around, she was trying to be humble, and literally groveling at his feet. He insulted japanese people(whom she respected because she learned the samarai sword albeit from Bill) he also degraded her in every way possible before hand.
      Pai Mei is not some humble wise Miagi sensei type he is a certified A-hole with an ego the size of a skyscraper backed by unrivaled power and no one to keep him in check.

  • @MajinSaha
    @MajinSaha 10 месяцев назад +206

    7:49 I just love how he asks if she's interested in becoming this OP after all inflictions of pain and insults. This sudden question really shows that such sadism is not his primary intent. He really is interested in raising a better warrior.

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 10 месяцев назад +19

      oh yes, I remember seeing this in theaters and thinking the same thing. The only way she can become this powerful is to understand

    • @Spanner249
      @Spanner249 10 месяцев назад +36

      He may hate Caucasians, despise Americans, and have nothing but contempt for women, but he respects hard work and tenacity.

    • @anthon4947
      @anthon4947 10 месяцев назад +25

      The sadism is not for its own enjoyment, it has a purpose to reveal if humility is there and possible.

    • @monkeybusines77
      @monkeybusines77 18 дней назад

      yes...boot camp. Their job is to strip ANY civilian thought, and train warriors. But sadly not this generation. It truly is some kind of alchemy - change something into something else.

    • @robdelabassist
      @robdelabassist 16 дней назад

      I've noticed that he flicks his beard softly when she's learnt something

  • @cz2165
    @cz2165 9 месяцев назад +216

    Uma is such a great actor. Here she has the eager happy face of a teenager hoping to succeed, no hint of what’s to come. All in her facial expressions. So great.

    • @tennesseewilliams101
      @tennesseewilliams101 9 месяцев назад +8

      Yes! At the same time you can see the fire and determination that would ultimately gain Pai Mei’s respect.

    • @user-yg1cs3ov9y
      @user-yg1cs3ov9y 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@tennesseewilliams101 yes she's an actress not an actor. unless she was born with testes

    • @Capcoor
      @Capcoor 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@user-yg1cs3ov9y I understand your point. However, some people believe those who act should be referred to as actors regardless of their gender. No doubt you could make case for/case against.

    • @user-yg1cs3ov9y
      @user-yg1cs3ov9y 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Capcoor you can go look up any dictionary the word actor was and still is reserved for a male. just because some woke person want to make every word gender neutral doesn't mean the world has to follow his insanity

    • @Capcoor
      @Capcoor 6 месяцев назад

      @@user-yg1cs3ov9y There we go. Case against.

  • @KuroiRenge
    @KuroiRenge 9 месяцев назад +254

    I love that the dedication, focus, and commitment displayed during her training actually sets her apart from the other assassin's, and ultimately above them in the end.

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 9 месяцев назад +9

      Assassins is a plural and it needs no apostrophe! Also, never place a comma before a conjunction.

    • @Archaic89
      @Archaic89 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@SpeccyMan lol "never". You're completely wrong, dingdong. Commas are always placed before conjunctions when the sentences can stand independently. If you're going to be pedantic, at least be in the ball park.

    • @logicplague2077
      @logicplague2077 9 месяцев назад

      @@SpeccyMan Your English is lousy, it causes my eyes discomfort.

    • @kowushun24745
      @kowushun24745 7 месяцев назад +1

      I think she was just terrified of pissing off Pai Mei.

    • @robertmarley8852
      @robertmarley8852 6 месяцев назад

      You saw how he snatched out els eye

  • @SwindonRunner
    @SwindonRunner 11 месяцев назад +210

    All that skill and he gets taken out by a poisoned fish stew

    • @David-cs9zo
      @David-cs9zo 11 месяцев назад +56

      We'll all die someday you know...Skilled or not.

    • @Gnarledreaper
      @Gnarledreaper 11 месяцев назад +51

      Theatricality and deception, this guy is immortal, he let her think he's dead.

    • @terrywilder9
      @terrywilder9 11 месяцев назад +18

      But he may have crawled out of the grave later just like Beatrix.

    • @godzillamothra5983
      @godzillamothra5983 10 месяцев назад +19

      remind me of the legendary Bajiquan master Li Shuwen, unbeatable during his lifetime, killed a lot of kungfu masters in duels, later were killed by poison by one of the family members of the master he killed.

    • @checktheplaylist101
      @checktheplaylist101 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@David-cs9zoexactly

  • @Viaterarising
    @Viaterarising 4 месяца назад +20

    When he had her arm it really felt like he was experiencing an internal dilemma of whether to break it or not depending on her answers. Very powerful moment in this scene.

  • @spomusmo2349
    @spomusmo2349 10 месяцев назад +81

    I absolutely loved this part, Gordon liu played Pai Mei to perfection.

    • @jm-nv5bl
      @jm-nv5bl 9 месяцев назад +13

      He was perfect for the role , he probably understood this character better than anyone, considering his history.

    • @Luke_wait_for_it_marengo
      @Luke_wait_for_it_marengo 9 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад +1

      that is sonny

    • @Luke_wait_for_it_marengo
      @Luke_wait_for_it_marengo 9 месяцев назад +4

      @monkadelic13 sonny Chiba played hattori Hanzo, not pei mei.

    • @taroupriapus9760
      @taroupriapus9760 6 месяцев назад +3

      He also played Johnny Mo in Volume 1

  • @thiago_thesaint
    @thiago_thesaint 10 месяцев назад +74

    No one has issues with strong women protagonists when they are well written characters who have flaws weaknesses and overcome hardships and earn the success they achieve.

    • @logicplague2077
      @logicplague2077 9 месяцев назад +3

      nOoO uR juS a bIgoTphObiSt...
      *pearl clutching intensifies

    • @RJALEXANDER777
      @RJALEXANDER777 7 месяцев назад +14

      I just realised that's why I hate feminist rhetoric to a degree. Sure if the best person for a role is overlooked because of prejudice then that's outrageous.
      But often they look at someone who's worked themselves to the bone to reach the top, and disregard that struggle because "he only got there because he's a man". Jealousy.

    • @aaronsmith7946
      @aaronsmith7946 2 месяца назад

      @@RJALEXANDER777 Dont worry. im sure you might get laid again before you die. Ever considered hookers?

    • @qgamer
      @qgamer 12 дней назад

      No one asked

    • @switch733
      @switch733 8 дней назад

      Well yeah, since it's a rarity for women to earn what they have. *cough* child support *couch*

  • @farrellcityking1
    @farrellcityking1 9 месяцев назад +27

    Pei Mei is a godly character. And his character is acted to perfection.

    • @frankdeleon4209
      @frankdeleon4209 5 месяцев назад

      I love how he'd played by this guy who actually fought in the white lotus

  • @pappabunny
    @pappabunny 10 месяцев назад +33

    I love how the typical music from 70's kung fu movies plays during their fight.

  • @2Good2BeTrue45
    @2Good2BeTrue45 11 месяцев назад +217

    I only just now realized why Pai Mei tortured Bea at the end and that's cause she literally tried to hit him with a brick and cheap shot him just cause she was getting cooked by him and felt embarrassed/frustrated..........very dishonorable by her.

    • @SuneelMehta505
      @SuneelMehta505 11 месяцев назад +9

      🤦🏽‍♂️ how did I not see this before?!?!

    • @JamesBond-fg6bt
      @JamesBond-fg6bt 11 месяцев назад +1

      "cooked"?

    • @SuneelMehta505
      @SuneelMehta505 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@JamesBond-fg6bt It means Pai Mei was giving Beatrix a free lesson in getting her ass whooped!

    • @vinsanity982
      @vinsanity982 11 месяцев назад +10

      I feel like it would have ended that way either way. Pai Mei was baiting her on purpose, he set her up and was expecting her to take a cheap shot so that he could teach her the first lesson. I’m basing this off of a few things but mainly because he said “that is the beginning” .

    • @camkraw893
      @camkraw893 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@vinsanity982 I agree, I feel like if she tried some shit like that again it would end way worse; but I doubt he wouldve antagonized/baited her like this throughout her training, unless he had to humble her again aha

  • @Inthatgoodway
    @Inthatgoodway 9 месяцев назад +18

    When he said “this arm is mine now” that’s some solid writing for a kung fu master

    • @kmfiz
      @kmfiz 21 день назад

      She repeated that expression when she sliced up the crazy 88s.

  • @austinhawkins8201
    @austinhawkins8201 11 месяцев назад +78

    I love that part at 4:46, his look is like “you dare engage me in combat!?” 😂

    • @Andriy_Sklyar
      @Andriy_Sklyar 11 месяцев назад +8

      Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @ManofCulture
      @ManofCulture 10 месяцев назад +2

      "You court death?"

    • @WNShadow814
      @WNShadow814 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Andriy_Sklyar nani?!

  • @lander77477
    @lander77477 9 месяцев назад +46

    For those that think she landed a blow at 6:41, I don't think that counts as a blow because it looks like he was expecting it, allowed her to do it, and used it as a trap to then attack.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 4 месяца назад +4

      more importantly, they had finished the sword fighting. That deal didn't stand anymore

  • @fooltube9999
    @fooltube9999 9 месяцев назад +12

    8:13
    "Can you do that?"
    "I can but not that close"
    "THEN YOU CAN'T DO IT!"
    hahahahah

    • @johndthottam
      @johndthottam 7 месяцев назад

      shieeet lel. Dude is savage af !

  • @Dilomight
    @Dilomight 11 месяцев назад +122

    I didn’t think too much about it before but I imagined this guy knew what Bill and his gang were all about. They were bad people, all of them but he took them in and trained them anyway. It just makes his character more interesting. Maybe he was an old man so bored and full of knowledge and experience that he’s willing to train anyone who had the grit and determination to follow thru.

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 11 месяцев назад +15

      Nah, he just did what the script and director told him to do...

    • @jollyquinn430
      @jollyquinn430 11 месяцев назад +17

      @godbluffvdgg That doesn't mean there isn't a deeper history to the character.

    • @user-bf7vc6qb5i
      @user-bf7vc6qb5i 11 месяцев назад +19

      Pai mei is also the bad guy that's probably why he trains a bunch of thugs

    • @jihigh482
      @jihigh482 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@godbluffvdggYou m0r0ns going around RUclips telling people that it's "just a movie/show" are so pathetic lol don't forget to remind people who still study Romeo & Juliet that "it's just a play". Fvcking idiot

    • @rdowg
      @rdowg 10 месяцев назад +36

      Dont they explain that he murdered an entire temple because one of the monks didnt greet him?

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie 10 месяцев назад +32

    Gordon Liu uses the same facial expressions he used in the shaw bros films from the 70s. It's pretty great. I assume tarantino asked him to.

  • @King0fHArtford
    @King0fHArtford 10 месяцев назад +67

    07:17 " It's my arm now. I can do what i please."_pai mei It was pai mei's arm on her body that threw that knife, chopped off that head, plucked that eyeball, punched its way out of a grave and five point finger exploding heart technique the fck out of bill and everyone else on her list. this movie is a masterpiece

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 9 месяцев назад

      ... chopped off that head ... (Place the adverb closer to the verb!)

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад

      soeones gotta start somewhere

    • @kinbolluck476
      @kinbolluck476 6 месяцев назад

      Smatter the beans brah

  • @dgad87
    @dgad87 7 месяцев назад +11

    “I asked you to show me what you know…and you did….NOT A GODDAMN THING!!!!” 😂😂

  • @Decaposaurus
    @Decaposaurus 9 месяцев назад +9

    Pai Mei breaks his students down both physically and verbally, only to build them back up in his own way.

  • @tennesseewilliams101
    @tennesseewilliams101 10 месяцев назад +30

    I don’t know why but “rise and let me look at your ridiculous face” might be the funniest barb Pai Mei threw due to its simplicity and pettiness

    • @giornikitop5373
      @giornikitop5373 9 месяцев назад

      "lol, look who's talking!!!", would have been a nice burn. either way the movie is so ridiculous, it actually makes you laugh.

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@giornikitop5373lol the movie would have ended right there if she had said that, and they would've had to redact Volume I

  • @proximeoscolassianopolis8114
    @proximeoscolassianopolis8114 10 месяцев назад +13

    Man I had a good laugh on those sound effects especially when the girl swung her hair and the twist of her legs when she got up. 😂

  • @hodgaming8627
    @hodgaming8627 11 месяцев назад +39

    She wouldn't even take that hoodie off before she engaged with a 1000 year old legendary killer!

  • @hodgaming8627
    @hodgaming8627 11 месяцев назад +25

    When Bill pulled away she tried to be cute and dainty. The instructor was an absolute MONSTER!

  • @luckyme0888
    @luckyme0888 10 месяцев назад +198

    Pai Mei is a master. I don't think the people he trained before could ever understand the mind of a master. It's a different thing that they acquired some training from him.
    I don't know but he doesn't appear condescending to me in this clip. He's a genius and easily bored, has his personal views and takes only his art seriously.
    Everything said in the beginning about him turns out to be false.
    He agreed to train her immediately. I just felt right from the beginning that he liked her immediately.
    Ridiculing her was a way of assessing her personality.

    • @sopek1427
      @sopek1427 10 месяцев назад +13

      Only Murricans complain about such things. Asians find Master being normal like this

    • @Ky0shin
      @Ky0shin 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@sopek1427 Agreed. It's just a different philosophy. A master devotes his life to something....be it even something mundane. It's more than "picking up a skill". You want to be a bartender? It's more than mixing drinks. It's understanding how flavors combine. How things compliment each other? The balance of these things.
      Yet the perspective in the West is - just a bartender. The same can be said for so many other skillsets. Landscaping, plumbing, making coffee, etc.

    • @skrawnyn3rd
      @skrawnyn3rd 10 месяцев назад +6

      I mean, Bill honestly could have been doing that thing where you tell people that your cat doesn't like people when in reality it's a cuddly li'l guy and then they feel like they're really special when your cat warms up to them immediately. Pai Mei is just a big grumpy kitty who is really good at Kung Fu.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад +1

      Hes ancient tradition- 99 percent of humans are not capable of this training at all - I support his methods

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад

      he trained BILL so you are wrong

  • @beefangdriftin
    @beefangdriftin 5 месяцев назад +7

    I like how when they filmed her training scenes they kinda filmed it like the actual old school kung fu movies from the 70s

    • @Spanner249
      @Spanner249 2 месяца назад +1

      That was the major point of this film. To pay homage to Asian Film making interspersed with Spaghetti Westerns

  • @michaelprue9024
    @michaelprue9024 9 месяцев назад +8

    Pai Mei is my favorite character in this movie. He is just such a master.

  • @mattburke5491
    @mattburke5491 Месяц назад +2

    The whooshing sound of basic body movements is hilarious 😂

  • @jmezi404
    @jmezi404 11 месяцев назад +11

    "What if your enemy is three inches in front of you? What do you do then? Curl into a ball, or do you put your FIST through him?! Now begin!" 🤜🏻👊🏻🤛🏻

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 9 месяцев назад +12

    The unspoken rule of any swordsman is that you do not draw a blade unless you fully intend to use it. When he told the Bride to pull the sword, she knew that he was telling her it was fight time. Pai Mai was impressed she understood.

  • @FasterPATH
    @FasterPATH Месяц назад +3

    When a level 20 noob wanders too far into the Wilderness.
    Ice Barrage

  • @Technotranceism
    @Technotranceism 6 месяцев назад +5

    David Carradine and Uma did such great acting in this movie. RIP C. D. Love the actor who played Pai Mei

  • @010Bsanders
    @010Bsanders 13 лет назад +108

    I love training scenes, this one's so legit. haha

  • @vashthastampede1974
    @vashthastampede1974 11 месяцев назад +37

    7:02 aint got no time for gold diggers here in this temple 😂

  • @nategraham6946
    @nategraham6946 10 месяцев назад +12

    I love how he was content to insult and you with her, until she started fighting dirty and void of skill or honor. But once she did, he ended it quickly.

  • @TigerCraneLove
    @TigerCraneLove 2 месяца назад +2

    Peace, been reading the comments and did see anyone shout out the Legend, Gordon Liu. Shaw Brothers movies was my childhood. Gordon Liu my favorite. Peace

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 10 месяцев назад +8

    This scene is still the best parody/homage of all those martial arts movies/manga/anime out there, from Kickboxer/Bloodsport to Kung Fu and Dragon Ball.

  • @curtiswiggins6817
    @curtiswiggins6817 Год назад +113

    Pei Mei understands English but speaking Cantonese 🔥💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tommyclements7360
      @tommyclements7360 11 месяцев назад +13

      Who knew he was French.

    • @tyreidharry8299
      @tyreidharry8299 11 месяцев назад +10

      And he talks so much smack about The japanese culture but yet he knows how to speak it

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 11 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@tyreidharry8299shows a lot of wisdom and discipline I'd say.

    • @tyreidharry8299
      @tyreidharry8299 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@chefboiardeeznutz9881 I agree 110%

    • @jasonalbran376
      @jasonalbran376 11 месяцев назад +6

      @Tyreid Harry - Know thy enemy, I assume would be his case.

  • @josephchiarello11
    @josephchiarello11 9 месяцев назад +45

    I wish there was an entire movie of this guy

    • @Luke_wait_for_it_marengo
      @Luke_wait_for_it_marengo 9 месяцев назад +2

      If only.

    • @youtubeuser1159
      @youtubeuser1159 6 месяцев назад +5

      Executioners from Shaolin

    • @antonioglascoe5912
      @antonioglascoe5912 6 месяцев назад +5

      There is on his character, he’s an established character from the older Chinese movies. You should be able to find a history video on him if you search RUclips

    • @AdiDoinStuff
      @AdiDoinStuff 6 месяцев назад +4

      There are several.

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 5 месяцев назад +1

      As others have stated he is based on a character in old martial arts movies, when Bill is by the campfire explaining Pai Mai to Beatrice that’s basically Tarantino telling you about the films that Pai Mai is in.
      Also shortly after KB 2 came out Tarantino had a plan for a film about Bill’s past and the three father figure that raised/trained him. Those being The pimp lord (can’t remember his name)
      Okinawa sword smith Hatori Hanzo and Kung Fu master Pai Mai. He wanted it to be animated I think. But it never happened and with David Carradines passing it was cancelled.

  • @ExpertofEverything
    @ExpertofEverything Месяц назад +1

    This has reminded me how much I love this film. Vol 2 was far more enjoyable for me than Vol 1. Gordon Liu as Pai Mei is spot on.

  • @hankpikuni7024
    @hankpikuni7024 11 месяцев назад +4

    1:02 Command and Conquer. Loved that game played it for 15 years.

  • @rosezielinski5750
    @rosezielinski5750 10 месяцев назад +24

    In the end he loved and respected her as much as he allowed himself to

  • @I_luv_my_fans
    @I_luv_my_fans 11 месяцев назад +14

    A Chinese teacher of any discipline is like this, for real. They’re very hard on you. Similar in that you have to earn their respect by being ultra respectful to them and through doing as they say and do to get better and better, once you’re good and they can see you do it the way they showed you. You have their respect.
    If you are lazy and displease them they don’t bother as much with you as the others and you lose out on small secrets and advantages that they would show you if you were respectful to them.

    • @euminkong
      @euminkong 11 месяцев назад

      Piano 😂

    • @I_luv_my_fans
      @I_luv_my_fans 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@euminkong cooking also

    • @eyeswideopen7777
      @eyeswideopen7777 6 месяцев назад

      And racist too

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx 2 месяца назад

      Yes true. LingLing is their favourite student, because LingLing practices 40hrs a day while still being respectful.
      Yes, I watch TwoSet Violin.

  • @snbforever
    @snbforever 2 месяца назад +1

    2:55 LOVE that "sudden close up", very authentic 😂

  • @carnegiesteele
    @carnegiesteele 11 месяцев назад +12

    The Rza soundtrack to the king fu movie is Epic.

    • @jzj2212
      @jzj2212 11 месяцев назад +1

      It was destined

  • @hidan407
    @hidan407 6 месяцев назад +3

    7:28 I love that all his comments was to humble her and make her realize how she isnt nearly as good as she thought. Thats when the progress can start

  • @jc_malone8217
    @jc_malone8217 10 месяцев назад +9

    2:15 The one leg kneel came about in middle aged Europe. When knights kneeled to the king, their armor was so heavy, they could only kneel on one leg so they could get back up. She should have kneeled with both legs.

    • @ThePapino134
      @ThePapino134 7 месяцев назад +1

      i dont know if you tried but kneeling with both legs like that is really uncomfortable and it was done on purpose. its supposed to make your legs numb after a while so you couldnt stand up easily and attempt on the emperor's life

  • @9re9hslau
    @9re9hslau Год назад +53

    Canto speaker here. I find some of the translation not accurate. Below is my attempt for a better version? More like a direct translation. I’m not good with English, so my vocabs are probably limited. Haha.
    2:19 Your han language is very bad. I cant understand a word. In fact it hurt my ears. If I don’t tell you to speak, you do not speak.
    Your Han language is good or your cantonese?
    2:33 Wo speak Japanese…
    2:36 I am not asking you about Japanese language, or about Mongolian language. I am asking do you know Cantonese (Guang Dong Language)
    4:06You look out of breath. Must be from the few hundred something steps up and feel tired. I think you are only silly, your overall health are very weak as well.
    5:05 if I lose to you, then today I’ll kneel down and call you master.
    5.25 You seen my kung fu. Now try my leg technique.
    5.48 Even a cripple is stronger than you. Again, you garbage.
    5.57 I’ve given you the opportunity to demonstrate your kung fu knowledge.
    I see you know absolutely nothing.
    7.50 Do you want to learn the kung fu style that I used earlier?
    I guess that’s all. The rest are okay.
    K.tks.bye

  • @Thatwizardisaac47
    @Thatwizardisaac47 11 месяцев назад +37

    @6:50 that spin and laugh was cold asf

    • @wnd9434
      @wnd9434 11 месяцев назад +4

      You mean this spin 6:09 😂

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 10 месяцев назад +56

    I remember after watching the first Kill Bill movie and thinking "wow, she is WAY too strong and OP", and loving the spectable of the first movie and all of its action.
    The second film I didn't like as much but loved for different reasons. I loved how it defied my expectations where I thought "how could they top the first movie?" they couldn't. So they went a different path by giving us an Origin story about how she became such a legendary warrior, and strongest woman alive.
    I always thought it was funny how Uma portrayed the Bride as being so doe wide eyed towards Bill while she's still supposed to be in love with him. I can KIND OF buy it.. but as soon as he's gone, the disappointment begins.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад

      i watched this in the theater and ws so pissed off when if cut screen saing kiddo had a child

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад

      oh she is WELL deservingly OP

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад

      and that is what makes this the best revenge movie ever

  • @devingruver291
    @devingruver291 4 месяца назад +4

    With every stroke of his beard he gains power

  • @Klvnchz
    @Klvnchz 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Eyebrows of the Master always gets me !! Amazing movie and an amazing scene !!

  • @miroslavtomic7038
    @miroslavtomic7038 22 дня назад

    Pai Mai's lines to me are the best lines QT ever wrote for any of his characters in any move. Gordon Liu's delivery is also simply perfect. Just like Sony Chiba, who played Hattori Hanzo in Volume 1, he was at the time a huge star in Far East, including China, but both were virtually unknown in the West. This movie and their relatively small but crucial roles opened them to the wider audience.

  • @Dilomight
    @Dilomight 11 месяцев назад +48

    I so wish a man like that actually existed

    • @cassaries7828
      @cassaries7828 11 месяцев назад +9

      Well. I suggest you take a trip to the shaolin monastery and get introduced to the beginner student for a trial spar.

    • @yasirisrar5493
      @yasirisrar5493 11 месяцев назад +1

      Dan pena. But if he taught kungfu

    • @andrewhorry9417
      @andrewhorry9417 11 месяцев назад +3

      Plenty of them do and this man it’s probably one of them

    • @spaideman7850
      @spaideman7850 11 месяцев назад

      becareful tons of fake kungfu masters in china or everywhere.

    • @horsesaremyfriends242
      @horsesaremyfriends242 11 месяцев назад +3

      Bidenomics

  • @jdlives8992
    @jdlives8992 10 месяцев назад +4

    i remember when this was leaked online. my father came down from a nother state for a few days he absolutely loved this movie. He would say remember that movie when that girl snatched out that other girls eye. !? makes me laugh every time these clips come up in my feed. we used to watch these Chinese junk fu movies in the 80’s. he said that dude is still playing that flute. 😂😂😂😂

  • @zzzzxxxxxz6017
    @zzzzxxxxxz6017 9 дней назад +1

    His laugh gets me every time 😂

  • @ayokay123
    @ayokay123 Месяц назад

    I love that Tarantino is near my age, which means we both grew up watching the same cheesy kung fu movies. What an homage this is. Beautifully executed, down to the authentic cheesy music track.

  • @giorgiolarriva4814
    @giorgiolarriva4814 Год назад +13

    0:38 I get the feeling she wanted to say “I love you “ to bill . But who knows .

    • @Galimod
      @Galimod 10 месяцев назад

      Great spot, never saw that!

  • @torahouse2006
    @torahouse2006 4 месяца назад +2

    How can these have not won an Oscar? The accuracy of the cinema is just on a level that most can only dream of. Seriously, this is the perfect hero movie.

  • @nuclearbox2
    @nuclearbox2 2 месяца назад +1

    Those laughs and the snap zooms

  • @Mr__Geno
    @Mr__Geno Месяц назад +1

    This is so well done and cool at the same time.

  • @williamcooper9379
    @williamcooper9379 11 месяцев назад +12

    Gordan liu was the man he made like 75% of those 70s 80s kung fu flicks the other was mei chan hung

  • @Philly_Jump_Over_The_Fence
    @Philly_Jump_Over_The_Fence 11 месяцев назад +16

    That training course is way off in terms of health and safety and its duty of care to attending students. Leaving himself wide open to litigation.

    • @therealtampadude9175
      @therealtampadude9175 11 месяцев назад +4

      Better Call Saul!

    • @JacobGrim
      @JacobGrim 11 месяцев назад +1

      XD

    • @Dilomight
      @Dilomight 11 месяцев назад +2

      Good luck being able to say half of that to him

    • @markdias3463
      @markdias3463 10 месяцев назад

      Love to see the idiot who tries to serve him a court summons

  • @heiveldboy
    @heiveldboy Месяц назад +1

    Looking back at this so many years I think I understand what he's doing here: he's breaking her ego.
    While I'm sure that he's having a lot of fun insulting and humiliating her, I think it has a purpose. Kiddo believes that she's a strong assassin already. She's good in Tiger Crane and very good with a sword. Pai Mei specifically attacks and insults those skills and when she's angry he humiliates her in combat. In a hard way he's showing her how limited her skills are.
    Only when she truly understands, when she's crying from all that pain, does he end the session and say that her training begins. At that point he feels she is truly ready to learn.

  • @pifoeko4580
    @pifoeko4580 10 месяцев назад +7

    The best side character ever!

  • @spacecat7247
    @spacecat7247 11 месяцев назад +3

    Yes there's a whole lot of Saturday morning right here. Lol. Then comes the music. Yeah i had to laugh.

  • @kjmergen
    @kjmergen 11 месяцев назад +9

    This is what Remo Williams and Master Chiun should've been.

  • @mitchellwalters804
    @mitchellwalters804 23 дня назад

    "Excruciating....isn't it?"
    "HAI HAI!!!😭"
    Dad's catching their kids talking that wrong tone to Mom

  • @philipstormer3165
    @philipstormer3165 9 месяцев назад +1

    The pai Mai sequence plus larena in the end is one of the best movieparts ever.

  • @brianbernstein3826
    @brianbernstein3826 9 месяцев назад +4

    “When he tells me you’re done.”
    I wonder if Pei Mei uses phone, email, or text to tell Bill this 😂

    • @johndthottam
      @johndthottam 7 месяцев назад +4

      he sends carrier pigeons !

    • @CannibalOx99
      @CannibalOx99 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@johndthottamFuck that he sends an eagle

  • @djbyzantine
    @djbyzantine 15 часов назад

    Good throw back to her speech at the house of blue leaves “but leave the limbs you’ve lost…. They belong to me now!”

  • @kulinclt
    @kulinclt 18 дней назад

    I love how Pai Mei is harsh to Beatrix but in the end, she is his favourite student.

  • @donismyname4351
    @donismyname4351 11 месяцев назад +6

    So we’re not gonna talk about the martial arts sound effects at 6:09 when Uma shook her ponytail?🥋😂

    • @FrancisRG
      @FrancisRG 10 месяцев назад +2

      I Love that part!!!

    • @donismyname4351
      @donismyname4351 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@FrancisRG You and me both! 👍🏾💯

  • @jothamdoronila2079
    @jothamdoronila2079 11 месяцев назад +4

    1:05 "I build for china"

  • @nephewnoir13
    @nephewnoir13 5 месяцев назад +2

    Love this guy

  • @Carl6801force
    @Carl6801force 16 дней назад

    I wish I could watch this for the first time ever. Again.

  • @Macromental
    @Macromental 10 месяцев назад +6

    Pai Mei the greatest warrior of all time

  • @dylanplumley280
    @dylanplumley280 9 месяцев назад +6

    Pei Mei is the ultimate kung fu master. I would bet money that he could beat any other action movie fighter with ease. Ip man, bruce lee, yuri boyka, bone, ong bak. They are all great fighters in their own right, but they are simply not on the same level as pei mei. Pei Mei is literally a taoist immortal at this point. Pei Mei is on another level he wins every time.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад +2

      Pei MEi skills with a custom made Hitarri Hanzo is all you need to know after this

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад

      bold statments sayking IPMAN even jackie chan this guy cant beat but man ylu put them all out there- pei mei wouldnt stand a chance from anyone on your list tbh cuz he cant jump on swords

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 9 месяцев назад

      donnie YEN would eat pei mei alive irl

    • @dylanplumley280
      @dylanplumley280 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@monkadelic13 Not really. Pei Mei is so skilled he is practically mythical. He is a taoist immortal basically. He conquered death. None of the aforementioned fighters could even hurt him. Pei mei is a master of the golden armor technique. Or he can make all parts of his body invulnerable to any form of melee attack except for maybe one. And that one area is only vulnerable at certain parts of the day when he concentration is weak. Pei Mei had reached the level where he was manipulating the chi forces of the world. Tuned into the vibrational frequencies of the earth itself. He was a master of qigong after all. He can literally deflect punches and kicks with his fucking chi! Ip man is good but he can’t levitate backwards or achieve agelessness through qingong mastery. When it comes to power scaling, it aint even close.

    • @VictusPrime
      @VictusPrime 9 месяцев назад

      @@dylanplumley280 Pei Mei isn't real bro.

  • @thosearewavez5646
    @thosearewavez5646 3 месяца назад +1

    She was SO giddy when Billl drove away!

  • @MaxAmillion800
    @MaxAmillion800 10 месяцев назад +2

    Great Movie 🍿🎥

  • @CanonTogger717
    @CanonTogger717 10 месяцев назад +3

    I love his laugh

  • @DOI_ARTS
    @DOI_ARTS 11 месяцев назад +4

    4:01 parts if his beard was in his hand, this is too funny 😂😂😂

  • @jorgeegrojjorge
    @jorgeegrojjorge 9 месяцев назад +1

    Such a classic!!!

  • @vishnu2407
    @vishnu2407 Месяц назад +1

    It took me so long to realise that pai mei is played by the actor who played the protagonist in the 36th Chamber of Shaolin

  • @selocan469
    @selocan469 11 месяцев назад +5

    When he stand still on tip the sword I am holding, I am done with the challenge bullshit. I will be like Siifffuuuuu, Siiffuuuuu!!! Please grace me with your art!!!

  • @GroovyCODM
    @GroovyCODM 11 месяцев назад +5

    Oh shit, now i understand why she told the crazy 88 their limbs are hers

    • @rdpaik
      @rdpaik 9 месяцев назад

      Good catch.